No One's Impressed

This week I talk about my new podcast, my awful Internet connection, 5G, Alex Jones saying he will eat his neighbours, China, killer hornets and man spotted shopping in a KKK hood.

This week I talk about cutting my own haircut, how weird the world has gotten, Trump's idea on injecting disinfectant, reopening Vegas, mayor of Osaka's reason for why women shouldn't grocery shop, Chrystia Freeland evading questions and leaders overstepping freedoms.

This week I talk about the collective good of stopping eating bats, the show Tiger King, Metallica and Trudeau speaking moistly

This week I talk about trying to kill time while quarantined, dumb people not taking the coronavirus seriously, SSSniperWolf, beard videos, signs from God and us needing Florida right now.

This week I talk about the toilet paper fiasco, largest French smurf gathering, people still clubbing, food eating competitions and Alex Jones' tomfoolery.

This week I talk about my trip to Boston, the torture of taking a greyhound, coronavirus fears and how Eastern-Europeans deal with it, the awfulness of open-mickers, the Pope going digital and inviting people for breakfast.

This week I talk about my undeserved confidence, going to Boston, 'Mad Mike''s homemade rocket launch, Indonesian minister asking the rich to marry the poor, Egypt abolishing imprisonment of businessmen and a school leaflet telling teens to "suck toes"

This week I talk about someone trying to get me into a pyramid scheme, job training, bee heists and bee attacks, a Mars bar hostage, Colin O'Obrady's Antarctica mishap and pigeons in MAGA hats.

This week I talk about being roasted on Reddit, the movie Parasite, learning new languages, Xiaomanyc, Joaquin Phoenix and the broomstick challenge.

This week I talk about getting into arguments at work, going to a Habs game, 'Gucci priest', John Frusciante leaving the Chili Peppers, Eminem's new album and Cambodia's Prime Minister's refusal to evacuate citizens from China.

This week I talk about enjoying myself more, Die Hard, applying for JFL, Alabama rapper that freezes on a morning show, Vitas and Harvey Weinstein showing up to court with a walker.

This week me and my good friend Jakub discuss such things as comedy, growing up in Eastern-Europe, having a stroke at 21, benefits of drugs, erectile difficulties and making friends and loved ones uncomfortable.

This week I talk about New Year's resolutions, cutting on drinking, karaoke, buying humidifiers and the Japanese VR sex suit.

This week I talk about getting sick, my work's Christmas party, bad gifts, bad humble brags, Trump's impeachment and Santas getting violent.

This week I talk about theater plays, Trudeau gossiping, Saudi-Arabia's separate entrance ban, Juice Wrld and the rap state, the banana duct-tape fiasco and Joe Biden's weird hairy leg speech.

This week I talk about my trip to New York, comedians becoming happy, Mike Ward's case and Joe Biden's 'No Malarkey'

This week I talk this week's back-to-back Thanksgiving and Black Friday in the US, being arrogantly Canadian, pandering in conversations, pretending to be rich on the bus, Elon Musk's cybertruck, and Bill Gates and Steve Jobs dealing with failed demonstrations.

This week I talk about local news, how crazy the US is, loving cancelled things, sandwich policing, Ohio's anti-science bill and Shawshank Redemption

This week I talk about cold showers, going to New York, US cops, dumb criminals, TI, tampon luxury tax and Don Cherry being fired.

This week I talk about Movember and my prostate story, cancelled Halloween, girl fighting a crocodile, lady killed by snakes, anti-adultery adulterer and the Joker movie.

This week I talk about offensive Halloween costumes, Abu al-Baghdadi's death, Japanese fruit scandal, swing-set Susan and racists.

This week I talk about Reddit, Canadian election, Henry Cavill's mustache, buying a yacht, farting Teslas, Tinder, and bad dating stories.

I talk about rappers, dumb lyrics and cringy white guys.

I talk about Montreal's crazy people, skinny communists, shitty employees and shitty jobs, weird hypotheticals, tings that are European and Glenlivet's capsule misuse fears.

I talk about how too many people call me Glad, bombing in acting and comedy, following your dreams and I get nostalgic about the Internet.

I talk about being a hypochondriac, horoscopes and alternative medicine, Trudeau's brownface, Internet douchebags and pop-locking on the metro.

I talk about renaming my show, saying dumb things, fight threats, customer service, Trudeau, nerds and university.

I talk about jet lag, Amsterdam, weed paranoia, Ukraine, alcohol tolerance and meeting my father for the first time.