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Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a bi-weekly podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian, in hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. UPDATED FIRST & THIRD FRIDAY OF THE MONTH!Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email info@paperflowerconsortium.com

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    Immortal House - Full Production

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 122:34 Transcription Available


    Send us a textHappy Halloween Beloved Initiates! This is the full audio of the dramatized adaption of Immortal House! I hope you love it. This full production has two new questions from two new hopeful initiates, one I spoke to at WA State Horror Con last week.  Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.Amy Riddle  performs as Sarah, the human realtor. Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma. Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.Lydia Randall as Pascaline and Escrow OfficerJun Hsu as BillJennifer Brozek as Agata and Ms. HarrisRob Clifford as Lovely Human, Jakub, and  CarlosAbby Masterson as Human with DogNikki Burton as Bartenders #1 and 2 and The House InspectorDennis Roberts as Victim #2 and RobElizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta. Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.comOther background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house. Background Music  Ludwig van Beethoven's  Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King and Bittersweet / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water DropsFrédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1 and NocturnVladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing Groove and Funk That FeelingsStyle da Kid Watcher of the NightSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: PFC PATREON: PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    Immortal House Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 46:56


    Send us a textIn the exciting conclusion to Immortal House, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, is struggling with memories of his last love, but he has friends even if he has forgotten them.Episode 3 CAST:Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.Amy Riddle  performs as Sarah, the human realtor who isn't sure about her client with fangs. Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma. Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.Jennifer Brozek as Ms. HarrisRob Clifford as CarlosLydia Randall as Escrow OfficerNikki Burton as House InspectorDennis Roberts as RobJun Hsu and Abby Masterson add their voice talents and all actors were background in the bar.Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta. Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.comOther background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house. Background Music  Ludwig van Beethoven's  Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water DropsFrédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1. Vladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing GrooveSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/Support the showThank you for listening. Social Media: PFC PATREON: PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    Immortal House Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 52:14 Transcription Available


    Send us a textIn this second episode, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, budget expectations are getting the better of his judgements and worse, he keeps falling into the memories of some of his biggest mistakes and talking to his memories. Worst of all, Sarah might have realized there is something not right about him...Episode 2 CAST:Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.Amy Riddle  performs as Sarah, the human realtor who isn't sure about her client with fangs. Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma. Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.Jun Hsu plays Bill, Laurence's second love.Jennifer Brozek as Agata Rob Clifford plays Jakub and CarlosLydia Randall as PascalineEvan Witt reprises his role as Derrik (He also wrote the wonderful intro and outro music.)Nikki Burton as Bartender #2 and Suburban MomDennis Roberts Victim #2 Gretchen SB and Abby Masterson add their voice talents and all actors were background in the bar.Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta. Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.comOther background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house. Background Music  Ludwig van Beethoven's  Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water DropsFrédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1. Vladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing GrooveSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    Immortal House Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 30:40 Transcription Available


    Send us a textWarning: two loud screams in Chapter "House Hunting makes a Vampire Hungry" starting at 21:08In this first episode, Beloved Initiates are introduced to Laurence Roch, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer. He has a budget and can only look at houses at night. House hunting might be harder than he expects.   Episode 1 CAST:Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.Amy Riddle  performs as Sarah, the human realtor who isn't sure about her client with fangs. Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma. Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.Jun Hsu plays Bill, Laurence's second love.Evan Witt reprises his role as Derrik (He also wrote the wonderful intro and outro music.)Gretchen SB: Victim #1 and Norma's DispatchNikki Burton: Bartender #1 Rob Clifford: Lovely HumanAbby Masterson: Human with Dog.Lydia Randall  Jennifer Brozek & Dennis Roberts add their voice talents and all actors were background in the bar.Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta. Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.comOther background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house. Background Music  Ludwig van Beethoven's  Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water DropsFrédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1. Vladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing GrooveSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    Preview #1 of Immortal House

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 1:38 Transcription Available


    Here is the first preview of our Halloween Special Immortal House! Schedule: 10/10, 10/17, and 10/24Paid Patrons get it 10 days Early, plus an on-air thank you and an exclusive digital coloring sheet. Full Combined Full Production: Halloween!In this preview, you will hear: Laurence, vampire and first time home buyer, is played by Ken CarlsonSarah, human realtor, is played by Amy Riddleand Loretta, vampire narrator, is played by Elizabeth GuizzettiSpecial Effects are made in house or found on Storyblocks,Support the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    Intrigue Among Vampires - Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2024 8:58 Transcription Available


    A PREVIEW of the latest novel in the Elder's of the Paper Flower Consortium - Intrigue Among Vampires! After a short introduction, Loretta reads Chapter 20 of Intrigue Among Vampires which is Pascaline's transformation.Intro and Outro Music by Evan Witt www.wittynotes.com Support the Show.Thank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 28 Stop Summoning Demons!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 21:06


    Lady Loretta recounts the gruesome fate of Initiate Ben and his two friends who dared  play with the demonic forces. Ben's hubris unleashed the malevolent spirit of Harold Taylor, a demon with a very large appetite. The consequences of which are more horrifying than they could have ever imagined as are the consequences of anyone who thinks they can control a demon.Written and performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiNorma performed by Stevie Rae CauseyInitiate Troy performed by Dennis RobertsMusic: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comOther Sound Effects: Support the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC 27: A New Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 22:21


    Lady Loretta gives a warning to be vigilant as a  friend of the coven, Liam Hemlock, has ran into a new vampire hunter while pursuing books in a Capital Hill bookstore. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon.  October's Topic: Do not eat Trick or Treaters! Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiThe Vampire, "Liam Hemlock" was named by Will during the Honor & Chivalry Among Vampires KickstarterMusic: Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 13:09 Transcription Available


    Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 25: Trapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2023 26:39 Transcription Available


    Lady Loretta tells the terrifying tale of the Ancient Vampire Titus Maximus Valarie, an auger and bird lover who built a hut along a wetland that disappeared during the Cape Ann Earthquake. Trapped under the earth and unable to die, Titus's only option is to   reach for freedom.For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/Support the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 24: Forgetting How to Vampire

    Play Episode Play 25 sec Highlight Listen Later May 31, 2023 31:03


    Lady Loretta tells a sad story of the exile of Ruth, a talented weaver and spinner. After a sickness ran through her village, she was accused of witchcraft and making a deal with the devil. She is accosted by the Witchhunter General and his assistant. Little does anyone know Ruth is a two-hundred-year-old vampire.  For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. June's topic is the fear of becoming trapped when starvation or thirst cannot kill you. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSound Effects: Dark_Ambient_021.wav by Jalastram (Freesound Project/Attribution License) Soft Horror Piano Drone  from Story BlocksHorror Pulsing Drone by Gerainsan (Freesound Project/Creative Commons License) Support the show on the PatreonSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 23: The Problem with Children

    Play Episode Play 27 sec Highlight Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 37:32 Transcription Available


    Lady Loretta describes why the rules of no children in residence apply to vampires of the coven by telling the story of Andrew Farrow, the Senior, and his son, Andrew Junior, of the tragedy that unfolded in their Mississippi home back in the 1980s. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.com. May's topic is Forgetting how to Vampire (or People)Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSoft Horror Piano Drone  from Story Blocks.Support the show on the PatreonKickstarter for Honor And Chivalry Among Vampires is going on between April 4th and May 1st: If you want an illustrated hardback copy, then go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/129641212/honor-and-chivalry-among-vampiresSupport the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 22: Conquering our Obsession Natures

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 28:23 Transcription Available


    Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of knowing one's own weakness and overcoming our obsessions. She also tells a story which she was told in 1843 of the vampire Aodhan Fitzgerald, a pig farmer, who fell in love with another farmer, John Doyle to his own misfortune. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the show by donating to our patreon. Support the showThank you for listening. Social Media: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumhttps://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

    PFC Episode 21: For the Love of Meat

    Play Episode Play 15 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 18:32 Transcription Available


    Loretta Fabron Onfoy explains the importance of the meat industry to the modern vampire coven. She also tells a story in 1931 when during the Great Depression the coven hunted and ate their last human victim and how the meat was divided and the total yields. For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the show by donating to our patreon. Support the show

    PFC Episode 20: The Value of Patience

    Play Episode Play 29 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 21:52 Transcription Available


    In the Season 1 Finale, Loretta Onfoy delivers some unfortunate news. Initiate Ellen has failed the initiation program. In this cautionary lesson, she explains how Ellen decided to summon the demon, Harold Taylor, rather than wait to complete the initation program and how Harold Taylor decided to eat Ellen rather than be bound to her will. Written and preformed by Elizabeth GuizzettiInitiate Ellen ... Jennifer BrozekMUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt.  www.wittynotes.com  From Storyblocks: Suspense Horror  Cole | Ambient Ethereal Tension Riser, Hanley | Into The Deep Skalsky Other Sounds Effects: From Storyblocks A horse eating haySlurps-2Body fall on wood-floorMuddy Water SplashFreeSound|CC0|Banging Chair Sliding on FloorGirl ScreamingBuzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREEDisclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 19: The Importance of Forgiveness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 26:04 Transcription Available


    Loretta discusses and explains why Agata chose to forgive Gaius after what he did to her back in 1509 which benefited both the Paper Flower Consortium and Gaius's Legion and even France. Warning: Suggested Violence on Women, Forgiving unforgivable crimes, and discussion of age of consentFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSound Effects Soft Horror Piano Drone, Cole, StoryBlocksHorse Eating Hay, StoryBlocks Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 18: Interspecies Kin

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 26:40 Transcription Available


    Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses werewolf and vampire relationships and tells the story of the ill-fated Amise, 5th born of Sister Sophie who wandered with the horde for decades until she met a werewolf name Timeo. The two shared a lifetime of love.Warning: Child vampiresFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com     Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Bonus Episode 6: An Examination of old and new Or What would Dracula do?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 53:10 Transcription Available


    Examination of the Old and New (Or What Would Dracula do?)Fourteen-year-old Norma has found a home with her vampire grandpa, Derrik, his wife and their enthalled humans in the Paper Flower Consortium, yet as the old new year approaches, she faces an examination from ancient vampires to ascertain if she's worthy of eternal existence. Warning: Mild Gore and ViolenceCAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey Derrik Miller  ... Evan Witt Pascaline Fabron Aubinet Miller ... Gretchen SB Loretta Fabron Onfoy ... Elizabeth GuizzettiMrs. Washington ... Jennifer BrozekOna...Nikki BurtonAugustus ... Ronnie Mason Simon/Ezra... Dennis RobertsMarcus / Oskar...Adam WatsonMUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt.  www.wittynotes.com Background Music: From Pond 5:  Waltz in AB "Farewell"  Chopin | From Storyblocks: Breath, Eyes, Memory Meditation |Suspense Horror &  Soft Horror Piano Drone, Cole | Daylight Savings Time | Ambient Ethereal Tension Riser, Hanley  Other Sounds Effects: From StoryblocksSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 17: Loss of Reflection

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 27:23


    Lady Loretta explains how vampires learn to groom themselves without a reflection and the story of Tabitha who suddenly missed seeing herself and who sought clarity and failed to find it on Mount Rainier.Warning: Never go on a mountain unpreparedFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSound Effect: Soft Horror Piano Drone by Bobby Cole | Royalty Free License | Story BlocksHeart Beat Slow | Royalty Free License | Story BlocksSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 16: Vampires Make Ghastly Pets

    Play Episode Play 30 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 26:54 Transcription Available


    Loretta discusses why vampires must not turn their animal companions into vampires and warns what will happen to those who do. She tells of the fate of two vampiric war horses, Nix and Fidelles and a beloved sheepdog, Dash.Warning: Animal Injury/Death, Animal VampiresFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Bonus Episode 5: Transformative Holiday Traditions

    Play Episode Play 25 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 66:09 Transcription Available


    Everyone wants to know how vampires celebrate Christmas! Loretta tells the story of the teenaged vampire, Norma. In a series of small kindnesses, her vampire grandpa reachs her by celebrating "modern Christmas Merriments." CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey, Derrik ... Evan Witt, Pascaline ... Gretchen SB, Agata ... Jennifer Brozek , Jeffery ... Ronnie Mason, Loretta ... Elizabeth Guizzetti, Sydella, Usher, & Operator... Nikki Burton MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com Background Music: Waltz in AB "Farewell" & Rondo by Chopin| Deck the Halls, Cole| 12 Days of Christmas, Holden|God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, Robuck, Lamburt| Christmas Waltz, Mcquillan| Ding Dong Merrily on High, Riley Other Sounds: Dark Ambient - 021, Jalastra| Antique Wall Clock, Staget| Kitchen, Psykophobia| Sleighbells, SE2001| Pavement, JohnsonBrandEditing| Cars by Joanaa_00| Heart by frantramp| Shopping Street Ambiance by Sphion| Ho Ho Hooo & Merry Christmas &Happy New Year, Sovy| Horror Pulsating Drone Loop by GerainsanSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 15: Guests in Room 014 of the Night Owl

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 25:34


    In this farcical retelling of hopsitality industy horror story, Loretta explains the importance of manners and describes a terribly rude vampire and his enthralled humans who stayed at the Paper Flower Consortium's Night Owl Extended Stay Hotel . Courtney, 3rd Born of Charles, found themself in the middle of a feud between hotel guests: a ghost from the 18th century who wanted to duel a vampire, because the vampire's enthralled human insulted his lady.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 14: Rebound Girl

    Play Episode Play 19 sec Highlight Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 21:18


    Loretta Fabron Onfoy tells the story of Haley Avaedo, her youngest offspring. After the loss of her lover, Haley went to a human-mostly party where she became a victim of oppertunity to a smooth talking vampire hunter. TW: Vaping/StrangersWritten and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sounds from Free Sound:Girl Screaming by Sarahpetsee | License: Creative Commons 0Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Electronic music loop M1 by fankum | License: Creative Commons 0Party background chatter real 1.wav by dbspin | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC (Bonus Episode 4): Halloween Special Apparition of a Terrier

    Play Episode Play 29 sec Highlight Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 29:46


    A DRAMATIZED HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy reads from the diary of Norma Mae Rollins, December 5th, 1951. Norma is now safe from William, well-fed, warm, and educated via a private tutor, but existence with her vampire-grandpa, Derrik, is quite lonely, especially when Pascaline isn't around. After her lesson, she wanders the streets of Georgetown in the small hours before dawn. She hears a sorrowful cry which mimics her own pain and rescues a ghost dog. Thinking she might have a friend, she brings it home, not knowing the danger ghosts pose to vampires. Warning: This episode is safe for most. Mild gore and descriptions of intense sadness, loneliness, and self-hatred. Cast: Norma Mae Rollins voiced by Stevie Rae CauseyDerrik Miller voiced by Evan WittLady Agata voiced by Jennifer BrozekGhost #1 and Workman #2 voiced by Dennis RobertsMother Singing voiced by Nikki BurtonWorkman #1, Ghost #2 and Lady Loretta voiced by Elizabeth GuizzettiMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Beagle Howling.wav by frontiersoundfx | License: Creative Commons 0 (Note: No animals were harmed making the sound. Beagle howls on cue.)DoorCreak.wav by 0XMUSEX0 | License: Creative Commons 0Crying newborn baby child 2.WAV by the_yura | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 13 Unburied Undead

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 36:08


    Tonight, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses why vampires carry the earth of their homeland or more specifically their homes with them. She then tells the story of Laurence Roch's first home: the little cabin at Fort Vancouver, (at that time Oregon Territory) which he shared with his wife, Suzan. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Man scream2.wav by LayZerg | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 12: Home to a Vampire

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 19:04


    This time, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses the benefits to a vampire of living in a well-maintained vampire coven then she tells the history of how the buildings on coven property were built over the past 150 years. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 11: Importance of a Varied Diet

    Play Episode Play 29 sec Highlight Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 28:12 Transcription Available


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of a varied diet to the vampire and why it is a bad idea to rely solely upon humans for food. She tells the history of how the vampire, now known as Marcus G. Faccio, crossed the Atlantic when he was thrown overboard on his way to America. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sounds:Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 10: Perpetual Reinvention

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 21:05


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of employment to the vampire and the hardships of staying current with language and technology, along with the re-education fund. She tells the story of her First Born, Bai Xiao, a candy maker who once worked in his parents herbery, became a vampire, a translator, and then a system administrator.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC (Bonus Episode 3): Lies of the Creator Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2020 33:06


    Loretta reads from Norma's diary in her first night in the coven with Bai Xiao, Derrik Miller, and Derrik's enthralled human, Mary Donovan. For a girl who grew up on monster movies, real vampires are a little disappointing--especially since now she is one.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Man scream2.wav by LayZerg | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC (Bonus Episode 2): Lies of the Creator Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 33:05


    Loretta describes how the coven discovered Derrik had lied to them about who Norma was only after William called the coven on the night of August 1st, 1951. And in saddness they learned William's desire to live as a monster rather than a vampire. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Telephonering.wav by transitking| License: Creative Commons 0Nightatpondedit2012.wav by Nirtana | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 9 : Love and Marriage Eternal

    Play Episode Play 34 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 36:57


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains vampire love and sexuality. As vampires were once humans of all sexualities, all sexualities are welcome in the coven. Sorry, there is no such thing as alpha vampires! Loretta, then, recalls the sadness and loss which led her sister, Pascaline, and she to become vampires, debut in the court of King Louis XIV, and how one day at Versailles in early spring, Loretta met Charles Onfoy, the man who she would marry and has been married to for over three hundred years and counting.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:209989_kellieskitchen_small-clap.wav by KelliesKitchen | License: Attribution274826_kingngnicoli_ceremonial_cannon-fire.wav by kingngnicoli | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 8: Death and Taxes

    Play Episode Play 27 sec Highlight Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 27:50


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains how important it is that a vampire remains on the right side of tax law and recalls a story set in 1956 about a vampire who tried to do right and an IRS agent who sought out vampires.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License: Creative Commons 0Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC (Bonus Episode 1): Subject 073

    Play Episode Play 36 sec Highlight Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 29:21


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, recalls the summer which William T. Caruso, grief-stricken by the loss of his human son, murdered over one hundred people in his experiments. She reads from his journal on June 21, 1951, the night he accidentally created an under-age vampire, Norma Mae Rollins, and claimed her as his daughter.Content Warning: Assult and Physical Abuse by a "Parent" to a Teenager. Also mentions of vampires murdering and hurting people.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Night at pond edit 2012.wav by Nirtana | License: Creative Commons 0Clock_03 by knufds | License: Creative Commons 0Bones Cracking by Firestorm002 | License: Creative Commons 0Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 7: Crosses and Coffins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 28:21


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes false and true weakness myths of the vampire. The sun can kill a vampire, but not instantly, crosses and other religious relics hold no power of the vampire, but coffins and earth are a necessity. Then she reads from the journal of Jakub Banquier and how he and Lady Agata learn about the sleep of the dead plus a little hint about how hard it actually is to kill a vampire in 1512. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comIf you want to know more about Jakub and Agata in the early 16th century the story of their rebirths is told in Honor Among Vampires and their journey to France is described in Chivalry Among Vampires. Music:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License: Creative Commons 0Moaning of the Dead, A.wav by InspectorJ | License: Attribution (www.jshaw.co.uk) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 6: From an Inkling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 28:08


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes telepathy and the rebirth of her brother-in-law, Derrik Miller, the second son of Jakub, almost chose final death after his transformation when he was "gifted" with telepathy. . Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic:Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 5: Unanticipated Clairvoyance

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 35:48


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes how her 5th born, Marion Betsy Crabtree, came to the coven in 1969. A police officer, she desired the vampire gift of mesmerism but ended up with clairvoyance. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or info@paperflowerconsortium.comMusic and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at: www.wittynotes.com Sound Effects:Dark_Ambient_021.wav by jalastram | License: Attribution https://www.instagram.com/jalastramSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 4: Unknown Talent

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 24:38


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes the day in which Agata broke her self-imposed quarantine to help a new mother deliver a baby and discovered she has the gift of mesmerism.Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumMusic and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at: www.wittynotes.com Sound Effects:Dark_Ambient_021.wav by jalastram | License: Attribution https://www.instagram.com/jalastramSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 3: The Chase

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 30:27 Transcription Available


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes an encounter between Derrik Miller and Alice Monroe with a vampire hunter during the Great Seattle Fire. Additionally, she offers some trivia from Seattle's past and answers why the coven tends to pay off vampire hunters. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information please visit: http://elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumMusic and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music:Loretta by Evan Witt www.wittynotes.comGhosts of mountains.wav by nemaavla | License: Creative Commons 0Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Horror heart beat 8bpm.wav by klankbeeld | License: AttributionSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 2: Happy Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 24:24 Transcription Available


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes why vampires need enthralled humans and reads the statement of a coven thrall, Sophia Shumaker. She answers a few questions about being a thrall. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information please visit: http://elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumMusic and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.comSound Effects:Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License: Creative Commons 0Horror heart beat 8bpm.wav by klankbeeld | License: AttributionHorror Pulsating Drone Loop by gerainsan | License: Creative Commons 0Moaning of the Dead, A.wav by InspectorJ | License: Attribution (www.jshaw.co.uk) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

    PFC Episode 1: Failure to Thrive

    Play Episode Play 32 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 21:40 Transcription Available


    Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, describes the initiation requirements to become a vampire and relates a story from 1903 a vampire, Walter Davidson, fails to thrive after a seemingly successful transformation. She answers a few questions about the initiation program. This program was sponsored by the PFC's very own: Photos Ever More. Written and Performed by Elizabeth GuizzettiFor more information please visit: http;//elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortiumMusic and Sound Effects: Opening and Closing music:Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt www.wittynotes.comSound Effects:Drone - 010 by JarredGibb | License: Creative Commons 0Horror heart beat 8bpm.wav by klankbeeld | License: AttributionHeart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0Drone.wav by pointparkcinema | License: Creative Commons 0Horror Pulsating Drone Loop by gerainsan | License: Creative Commons 0Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/paperflowerconsortium)

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