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20-year Spec Ops Veteran, Casual Extremist, and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

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    • Feb 24, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 95 EPISODES


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    EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 73:11


    Mexican Mayhem, WWIII, and shilling for Satan in the Ben Gurion airport. Oh, and some stuff about why the average soldier will smoke you no questions asked.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP152 - REINDEER GAMES

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 58:17


    The fine art of not-answering questions, being hard to follow, and Jury Nullification.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 73:53


    A toes-on-the-edge rant in precarious times followed by a few unsavory stories from a more carefree season.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 68:11


    Some thoughts on Nick Fuentes' and Andrew Tate's gheyest ever club night, disappointment with The Danish People Library, and lamenting women's' failure to appreciate the Glass Cellar.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP149: FLOYDFEST II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 61:45


    Some thoughts on the latest unpleasant events, some debut material from Pepe Silvia, and a few initial concepts on getting linked back up if the sheeit goes down.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 66:25


    Unpredictable dancers and unhinged liberals; they don't exactly serve any immediate purpose, but at the very minimum, they're good for a laugh….or for use as an ash tray.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 66:16


    Some thoughts on the Venezuela song and dance, doorway complications, and a Soviet tax-rate comparison.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 71:19


    EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL: Some thoughts on “git-git munny”, Somalian bidnessmen, and a story about a man with a lazy eye.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 67:01


    A weapons-grade rant-cast on invaders, their sponsors, and the in's and out's of dealing with an active-sh00ter.PLUS: Some timely input from the Goon Squad.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 73:49


    A few thoughts on recent goings-on, the Bondi Beach shooting, Google Trend-confusion, and a look at the general direction of the movement and the need for general OpSec and all-purpose suspicion.More Nick-bashing followed by a few more thoughts on breaking contact in not-worst-case situations.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2025 73:09


    EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER: A look at ne'r do-well Minnesotans, thoughts on the Venezuelan Question, some of the what-for on why vets are always complaining about the VA, Tales of Steak, and a Part 1 of Breaking Contact directed primarily at Brit-Bongs.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 44:17


    A bit of a short-stroke episode with even more pondering on the “DR-3” supremacist question, more than you ever wanted to know about rum, and a caution regarding the all-too-obvious digital exhaust coming out of Tel Aviv.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2025 63:42


    Distributing blame for the cycle of empire collapse, the pain of finding gainful employment in Boomer World, a quick Epstein review, and some thoughts on the recent interview with Charlie Kirk's former Head of Security.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURhttps://buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2025 79:07


    A quick update on the way ahead for the show, some takes on the ABSOLUTE STATE of “being American”, and a harkening back with Coffee's experience with MK-Ultra Light.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTut.me/THEABUSEHOURLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2025 68:04


    I can't count but so what. Some media review, some political review, some ghey Messican review, wrapped up by Lord Marcus' musings and meditations on underclass disparity.

    EP138 - TJ MAXX

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2025 73:40


    All-purpose abuse for first responders as well the muh-military, thoughts on EBT starvation, and Lord Marcus with high-end takes on low-brow cuisine.

    Ep137 - INFINITY BROWN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2025 72:31


    Financial illiteracy, art heists, ghetto strippers, and bro-vet bashing. PLUS: Intermission with Lord Marcus!

    EP136 - PAGING DR. HATER

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2025 64:07


    9/11 flashback, Venezuelan apartment-dwellers, muh-Bitcoin, and PhD-Level nationalism. PLUS: A Lord Marcus intermission.

    Ep135 - THE BLACK SACK

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2025 79:30


    Haircuts, paint jobs, and a gut-full of Juanita's Hot Sauce, broken up nicely by high-minded takes from your favorite tea-totaler.

    Ep134 - NOT ALL ROMANIANS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2025 68:34


    A look at how to keep your mouth shut, Bibi shilling for war, and a good reason not to marry a selfie-addict. PLUS an intermission with Lord Marcus. Go! Go! Go!

    Ep133: TIMBUK

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2025 77:24


    Lowbrow assassin-posting, highbrow philosophy-posting, and 20% more abuse at no extra charge!

    Ep132 - NEW MAPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 28:35


    A quick hit on the Charlie Kirk situation.

    Ep131 - FREE PARKING

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2025 54:33


    A hearty laugh at muh-informer, post-leak analysis of a failed op story, and Tea Time intermission and some thoughts on AI-GF's.

    Ep130 - ONE NØG TWO CUPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 72:18


    Some deeper than usual thoughts on autism, anarcho-buzzwords, ghey MMA dudes, and actual prison camps.

    Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2025 64:06


    An episode about pretty much nothing. Cutting down teens, getting ripped off on insurance, and eating Chick-Fil-A out of spite.

    Ep128 - SUBARU TRUNK BOSS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 55:47


    Dicey propositions, expat options, and thoughts on the nothing that is currently ever happening.

    Ep127 - MANHU FALOFFASOFA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 63:20


    A full dose of high-octane abuse; Tucker, Nick, Candace, ghey Samoans, and some woman from the ‘gram. No free passes, drink it in!

    Ep126 - DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 68:03


    A couple thoughts on the idea of getting Ghislaine to shill for the Orange One, Tartaria Posting, persuading kids to form (correct) opinions, and looking sideways in the dark.

    Ep125 - TWO RATS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 66:20


    Here are a few thoughts on Fancy-Boy Macron, the Queen, the Trump, and the Epstein song & dance, all wrapped up with a take on the Sovereign Citizen….thing.

    EP124 - MEGA-SODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 106:26


    A longer than planned episode on some in's and out's of staying low-viz and a rant & review on a comical piece of Lefty cinema.

    Ep123 - SHE-HIPPO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 65:01


    My thoughts after hearing a woman complain about “ghosting”, why I would do the same thing if my name was “John Carnival”, and getting what you deserve for electing street-shitters.

    Ep122 - BOOTLEG COFFEE BREAK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 55:04


    Here's a bootleg episode from the Telegram chat covering a too-long trip to a too-ghey city.

    Ep121 - FORDO'S, MORE HO'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2025 73:46


    A review of the recent unpleasantness along with a few takes from the perspectives of a few of the key players.Takes on a recent Sam Hyde appearance and some thoughts on maintaining morale as the civilization circles the drain.

    EP120 - THE BEFORE TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 55:32


    In a hilarious incidence of newscuckery, Coffee wraps up a podcast a few hours before the kick-off of Operation Coin-Clipper.I knew it was coming, just didn't know it would be today.

    EP 119 - HALF-BRICK GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 58:16


    Quick updates on the Russia-Ukraine vibe and a recent gangster-ass purchase. Thoughts on John McCain, USS Liberty, Stew Peters, and showing up for work. All wrapped up with an unexpected White Pill where the Average Dude is concerned.

    Ep 118 - INDUCTIVE GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 69:41


    Flowing from high-minded philosophizing to low-brow womanizing while contemplating the air in your tires.

    Ep117 - SUBSTANDARD CONTENT

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 27:06


    Absolute trash recorded in an empty airport at the stroke of midnight. Sound quality is iffy, but at least the content is useless. Oh, and a cocktail recipe.

    Ep116 - AHEAD OF THE CURVE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 84:57


    Some takes on 5d chess, negro fatigue, steak, cars, and staying in the game as 110 starts to form on the horizon.

    Ep115 - $6MILLION GOY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 46:27


    An econo-size hour that includes a laugh at roller-cucking in TX, arguing with AI, and a perspective on unattended Somalians.

    Ep114 - STEAK & WHISKEY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 53:45


    An abbreviated rant on Oklahoma of a bygone era, subtle hints attached to sweating and hand-rubbing, and a first-ever mid-episode commercial.

    Ep 113 - ROCK OR SOMETHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 58:06


    A few thoughts on contending with MRE's, estranged Norwegian mothers, 3-sport athletes, and the inherent risk of being a “Maryland Father”.

    Ep112 - MAXIMUM STATIC

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 63:03


    Examining the differences between Ranchero Mexicans and NY Guatemalans and an extended dislike for a federal “Eradicate Hate” shill.

    Ep 111 - TOASTER KILL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 69:17


    Assorted international slayings, over-produced tariffs, and Tiny Hat machinations, all topped off with an unusual number of oddball stories.

    Ep 110 - JUST SO YOU KNOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 63:50


    Thoughts on Conservatard soap opera, the audacity of Zion Don, and a Fed-Boi interview analysis.

    Ep109 - LOBSTER TRAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 63:31


    Some thoughts on a 1.0 vid that got dropped in the chat as well as the pointless endeavor of following the Joe Hogan approach to politics.

    Ep108 - QATARI GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 58:22


    30 minutes of ranting on medical mayhem followed by a quick overview of putting T-Shirt Boy to the curb, Greatest Ally Expansion, and blaming oil money for unpopularity.

    Ep107 - DERACINATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 84:30


    A long-winded episode on the Zelensky beatdown, a follow up on manipulative rapport-development, and a reminder to call your grandpa.

    Ep106 - S C H M I T Z G O L D

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 70:06


    One-legged Cambodians, treacherous e-girls, high-minded Uncles, and underwater pyramids. This episode has everything…and still somehow nothing.

    Ep105 - LETTERS FROM THE KING

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 60:19


    Some ranting takes on funding shenanigans, (not)dying for Israel, unexpected risks of rollerblading, and sailing the Seven Seas under Letters of Marque.

    Ep104 - THIS IS WENDY'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 67:23


    Crippling illness, self-employment, and the subtle nuances of the São Paulo Pass.

    Ep103 - BALDWIN POSTING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 54:58


    Finally answered a couple questions from the chat and some thoughts on a recent short convo on Masculine-Posting.

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