THE ABUSE HOUR

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20-year Spec Ops Veteran, Casual Extremist, and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

COFFEE LONG


    • Jun 13, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 62 EPISODES


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    EP120 - THE BEFORE TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2025 55:32


    In a hilarious incidence of newscuckery, Coffee wraps up a podcast a few hours before the kick-off of Operation Coin-Clipper.I knew it was coming, just didn't know it would be today.

    EP 119 - HALF-BRICK GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 58:16


    Quick updates on the Russia-Ukraine vibe and a recent gangster-ass purchase. Thoughts on John McCain, USS Liberty, Stew Peters, and showing up for work. All wrapped up with an unexpected White Pill where the Average Dude is concerned.

    Ep 118 - INDUCTIVE GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 69:41


    Flowing from high-minded philosophizing to low-brow womanizing while contemplating the air in your tires.

    Ep117 - SUBSTANDARD CONTENT

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2025 27:06


    Absolute trash recorded in an empty airport at the stroke of midnight. Sound quality is iffy, but at least the content is useless. Oh, and a cocktail recipe.

    Ep116 - AHEAD OF THE CURVE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 84:57


    Some takes on 5d chess, negro fatigue, steak, cars, and staying in the game as 110 starts to form on the horizon.

    Ep115 - $6MILLION GOY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 46:27


    An econo-size hour that includes a laugh at roller-cucking in TX, arguing with AI, and a perspective on unattended Somalians.

    ai tx somalians 6million
    Ep114 - STEAK & WHISKEY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 53:45


    An abbreviated rant on Oklahoma of a bygone era, subtle hints attached to sweating and hand-rubbing, and a first-ever mid-episode commercial.

    Ep 113 - ROCK OR SOMETHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 58:06


    A few thoughts on contending with MRE's, estranged Norwegian mothers, 3-sport athletes, and the inherent risk of being a “Maryland Father”.

    Ep112 - MAXIMUM STATIC

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 63:03


    Examining the differences between Ranchero Mexicans and NY Guatemalans and an extended dislike for a federal “Eradicate Hate” shill.

    Ep 111 - TOASTER KILL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 69:17


    Assorted international slayings, over-produced tariffs, and Tiny Hat machinations, all topped off with an unusual number of oddball stories.

    Ep 110 - JUST SO YOU KNOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 63:50


    Thoughts on Conservatard soap opera, the audacity of Zion Don, and a Fed-Boi interview analysis.

    Ep109 - LOBSTER TRAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 63:31


    Some thoughts on a 1.0 vid that got dropped in the chat as well as the pointless endeavor of following the Joe Hogan approach to politics.

    Ep108 - QATARI GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 58:22


    30 minutes of ranting on medical mayhem followed by a quick overview of putting T-Shirt Boy to the curb, Greatest Ally Expansion, and blaming oil money for unpopularity.

    Ep107 - DERACINATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 84:30


    A long-winded episode on the Zelensky beatdown, a follow up on manipulative rapport-development, and a reminder to call your grandpa.

    Ep106 - S C H M I T Z G O L D

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 70:06


    One-legged Cambodians, treacherous e-girls, high-minded Uncles, and underwater pyramids. This episode has everything…and still somehow nothing.

    Ep105 - LETTERS FROM THE KING

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 60:19


    Some ranting takes on funding shenanigans, (not)dying for Israel, unexpected risks of rollerblading, and sailing the Seven Seas under Letters of Marque.

    Ep104 - THIS IS WENDY'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 67:23


    Crippling illness, self-employment, and the subtle nuances of the São Paulo Pass.

    Ep103 - BALDWIN POSTING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 54:58


    Finally answered a couple questions from the chat and some thoughts on a recent short convo on Masculine-Posting.

    Ep102 - RUG-PILLED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 59:42


    LFinally finally. Some thoughts on H-1B(ullshit), demographic replacement, Cyber Truck of Peace, and the Spanish Inquisition.

    Ep101 - ST. RAVIOLI

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 57:05


    An uncoordinated rant on the worst Amendment ever and 2 cents on Assassinations A-Go-Go.

    Ep100 - LUIGI THE ADJUSTER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 56:56


    In true Abuse Hour style, a broke-ass anticlimactic wrap-up on the CEO-Slayer, thoughts on Fed shenanigans, the Brit-Bong 1,001-way, and a story about vehicle vandalism.

    Ep99 - NOT UP IN HERE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 56:15


    Some ‘Round-the-Horn prognostication on the future of general demographic sentiment, a deep-ish dive on the details of setting up shop in Alaska and a few other chilly-woo locales, and some thoughts on Sam Hyde's most recent incident of getting away with it.

    Ep98 - SCALP WHACK'EM

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 62:30


    An on-the-road edition from the land of the buffalo with thoughts on cabinet misdirection and untimely ticket-punching.

    Ep97 - SHORT RUNWAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 93:46


    Here's an extended rant-O-thon on the Bilzerian Blowout, Kamala getting smashed by someone other than a potential employer, Trump's Kosher cabinet, along with a SECDEF tattoo review, all wrapped up with an Albanian pallet cleanser.

    Ep96 - A TIME FOR BALLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 68:45


    Tangents within tangents, podcasts about podcasts, and some thoughts on what it means to be brave.For about 15 minutes right in the middle, the Rothschilds made my audio sound like I was inside a glove box. Weak sauce, many such cases.

    Ep95 - SELF-LICKING ICE CREAM CONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 56:44


    Here's a movie review of The Illusionist (2006), a few thoughts on walking it like you talk it in Lebanon, and a deep-ish dive on the latest DoD Directive.

    Ep94: FANCY DAN MUSTACHE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 72:53


    An overdue episode on the perils of government contracting, some Middle East, some domestic unrest, and a healthy dose of gubbmint overreach.

    Ep93: RACING SPOON

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 65:55


    Missile strikes, hurricanes, port closures, and muscling in on someone's MRE.

    Ep92: MIDDLE CLASS KID

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2024 56:05


    Mossad Magic Pager review, Islamic production value, Longshoremen taking the day off, and a rare flash of sympathy for all the Lizard People stuck on babysitting duty.

    Ep91: SLO-MO TRAINWRECK

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 61:54


    Some thoughts on the Tedious Side-Piece, Haitians, and free ducks.

    Ep90: ROBBERY OF CONVENIENCE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 103:14


    A long-winded road trip episode covering Georgia gun crimes, election-time shenanigans, and some more thoughts on getting out of Dodge.

    Ep89: DON'T P*SS ON MY BROOMS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 57:35


    Solid rants, Albania-posting, Asian fever-dream-posting, and a half-decent White Pill in the form of Zyzz-posting.

    Ep88 - CRIMINALIFIED

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 39:06


    Coffee squanders a benchmark episode with an abbreviated and car-wash-tinged rant on 80's standup comedy and surviving an interrogation.

    Ep87 - HOT GIRL COROLLARY

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 51:56


    Less shenanigans and a few serious thoughts on keeping your head at the top of your neck in a world that wants you gone.

    Ep86 - THE COP QUESTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 90:39


    An overdue and lengthy episode on shenanigans foreign and domestic as well as some thoughts on the dubious endeavor of enforcing laws.

    Ep85: RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 39:03


    A short-fuse episode, Israel hits Iran, Coffee hits on steroid use, and the kosher West hits Hulk Hogan…again.

    Ep84: CULTURAL MILKCRATES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 49:54


    2 cents on the Olympic Degeneracy Extravaganza, a comparison to the 1969 Altamont Free Concert, and a kinda-White Pull on a man's exponential possibilities in a wildly lopsided dating market.

    cultural altamont free concert
    Ep 83: THE LADDER QUESTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 68:35


    Some further thoughts on the rapidly unraveling situation around the failed Trump hit, commentary on the greatest music festival that never was, and up'ing your wah-man game in 3 easy steps.

    Ep82: TEMPS ETRANGES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2024 62:06


    A quick breakdown on the Trump Assassination attempt as well as a response to a question on the French Foreign Legion.

    Ep81: CALL ME KETCHUP

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 32:34


    2 cents on the UFC versus the cheaper Asian knockoff and thoughts on a recently-seen incel post.

    Ep80 : VINDICTIVE HOOKERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 46:21


    Here's a quick rant on the election debacle, Grad School abuse, and some thoughts on not-Hyperboria.

    Ep79 - HAAJI ESP

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 81:20


    : After a great many delays, here are some thoughts on driving in the Third World, WWIII commentary, and a second movie review of a film I finally took the time to watch.

    Ep78 - MR. LONG, I PRESUME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 70:12


    After a lengthy hiatus, here's a long story about an even longer road trip, thoughts on recent going's on, and a Come-to-Jesus on walking it like we're talking it.

    Ep77 - WE WUZ TITUS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 55:30


    Here's a quick draw episode with some thoughts on shoehorning Bolshevism into video game lore, followed by some talking points on the recent H.R. 6090 Thought Police Bill.

    Ep76 - GOD-SHOPPING

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 65:19


    A cursory look at the OKC Bombing and the standard approach to Ghey Ops. Campus shenanigans and a few thoughts on facilitating Red-Pillization.

    Ep75 - DOOMSDAY DIESEL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 55:31


    A quick laugh about the absolute state of things, thoughts on post-ThunderDome transportation, and 2 cents on the age old question: “why are women”.

    Ep74 - HANG EM HIGH

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 94:32


    A long-winded review of the dangers inherent to being a 13 year-old factory worker and finally, a story with a happy ending.

    hang em high
    Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2024 54:53


    Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS: A little feel-good about the precarious state of things as well as a revisit on the lack of Plan B options and the importance of minding P's and Q's.

    Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2024 59:34


    Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER: Credit cards, belt buckles, and Canadian families of five. Here's a few thoughts on surviving as a traveling salesman, or a traveling anything, with more than a few sidebars to keep it fresh.

    Ep71 - PADDY O'FURNITURE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 43:34


    A quick rant on recent escalations, localized ThunderDome, and the merits of wearing a beret over balaclava.

    Ep70 - I'LL SHOW ME

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 84:01


    Dark Brandon, Yukon Jack, Mexican hallucinogens, and a conspicuous number of stripper references.

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