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20-year Spec Ops Veteran, Casual Extremist, and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

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    • Jun 22, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 114 EPISODES


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    EP172 - GRABBLER'S PAW

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2026 42:54


    A short and unsatisfying episode with some thoughts on basketball Americans and a follow-up on not diming yourself out as the scene gets hectic in the Urban Hellscape.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 66:06


    [entertainment purposes only - don't take everything so serious, goy]A no-shit had it up-to-here episode with some how-to on phones, invaders, and diverse applications for a couple layers of Saran-wrap.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 63:42


    News-cucked again, but some thoughts on muh-greatest ally and Iran, impending monkey-shines, and why aloha shirts ain't so bad.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP169 - FUNKO-MAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 75:31


    A rabbit-hole rant on the inherent tiny-hatted'ness of juice in the gym, glowies-on-parade, and more free stuff for Israel.BONUS: Pepe Silvia with some dignified sounding takes!https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP168 - REVERSE STAR TREK

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2026 32:37


    Not especially long, but not especially good. Middle East confusion, alien-posting, and a full dose of Boomer diskermination.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP167 - DRIVING WHILE ANGRY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 73:31


    A stream of semi-consciousness rant while driving through Stupid Canada. Talkin' the joys of business travel, UXO, and not answering questions from The Man.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 35:23


    A broke-ass rushed-ass episode about Chud the Slayer and the multi-layered complexities of living in a very unserious place.

    EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2026 62:59


    A short round-the-horn followed by a lengthier discussion on the application of boozing philosophy to Nationalism. And also a margarita recipe.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP164 - HOT STACK

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 67:28


    A cut-rate rant about Star Wars, Iran, Mean-Time-to-Hitler, and the perfect substitute for an overpriced liqueur.PLUS: Solid pinch-hit work from Pepe Silvia.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP163 - ROBOT MARTINI

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2026 78:49


    Stab-happy invaders, fake-work GrrlBosses, and a sorta-movie review based on some recent political drama.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP162 - TELEKINETIC DYN-O-MITE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2026 72:48


    Plenty to say about airports, along with a laugh at Paul Allen ruining dinner, and more thoughts on infiltrators in light of the SPLC caper.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP161 - WHITE PIRATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 73:59


    A lengthy rant about bad films, worse women, and how to spot a decent rum.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP160 - WHITE MAN'S SHOULDERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 47:53


    Ripping off the listeners of 25% of their abuse, covering space-fakeness, Iran negotiating, Central American gift shops, and of course, whiskey.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP159 - BUTTERY GLOVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2026 61:32


    Operator cycle-O-abuse, a cricket slap-story, and a petroleum take that got shot down before it even got posted. A take from Pepe Silvia is about the only worthwhile piece of this episode.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP158 - MAKE-YOU-POOR POWDER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 88:46


    A quick-ish look at the 90's fitness snake-oil industry, the abysmal situation with Iran, and what's-what in SE Asia.

    EP157 - BRUTALIST McDONALD'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2026 62:57


    Flying at the fences over useless clients, unspillable AI latte, and hopeful wishing on some 88-D Chess.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP156 - WOLVERINES

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2026 59:41


    A QuickDraw episode on the current unpleasantness, nøgs on bikes, and a top-shelf 80s movie.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP155 - OL' HILL-DOG

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 64:21


    A few off-the-cuffs on Iran, an interrogator's perspective on the Clinton testimonies, and a maybe-juss-maybe White Pill.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP154 - HOUTHI LONG

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2026 62:22


    Some initial impressions on WWIII, stopping up govt toilets, and how to work over a working dog.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 73:11


    Mexican Mayhem, WWIII, and shilling for Satan in the Ben Gurion airport. Oh, and some stuff about why the average soldier will smoke you no questions asked.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP152 - REINDEER GAMES

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 58:17


    The fine art of not-answering questions, being hard to follow, and Jury Nullification.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG

    EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 73:53


    A toes-on-the-edge rant in precarious times followed by a few unsavory stories from a more carefree season.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 68:11


    Some thoughts on Nick Fuentes' and Andrew Tate's gheyest ever club night, disappointment with The Danish People Library, and lamenting women's' failure to appreciate the Glass Cellar.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP149: FLOYDFEST II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 61:45


    Some thoughts on the latest unpleasant events, some debut material from Pepe Silvia, and a few initial concepts on getting linked back up if the sheeit goes down.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 66:25


    Unpredictable dancers and unhinged liberals; they don't exactly serve any immediate purpose, but at the very minimum, they're good for a laugh….or for use as an ash tray.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 66:16


    Some thoughts on the Venezuela song and dance, doorway complications, and a Soviet tax-rate comparison.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 71:19


    EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL: Some thoughts on “git-git munny”, Somalian bidnessmen, and a story about a man with a lazy eye.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 67:01


    A weapons-grade rant-cast on invaders, their sponsors, and the in's and out's of dealing with an active-sh00ter.PLUS: Some timely input from the Goon Squad.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 73:49


    A few thoughts on recent goings-on, the Bondi Beach shooting, Google Trend-confusion, and a look at the general direction of the movement and the need for general OpSec and all-purpose suspicion.More Nick-bashing followed by a few more thoughts on breaking contact in not-worst-case situations.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2025 73:09


    EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER: A look at ne'r do-well Minnesotans, thoughts on the Venezuelan Question, some of the what-for on why vets are always complaining about the VA, Tales of Steak, and a Part 1 of Breaking Contact directed primarily at Brit-Bongs.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 44:17


    A bit of a short-stroke episode with even more pondering on the “DR-3” supremacist question, more than you ever wanted to know about rum, and a caution regarding the all-too-obvious digital exhaust coming out of Tel Aviv.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURtiktok.com/@coffee.long33buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2025 63:42


    Distributing blame for the cycle of empire collapse, the pain of finding gainful employment in Boomer World, a quick Epstein review, and some thoughts on the recent interview with Charlie Kirk's former Head of Security.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURhttps://buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE:(833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2025 79:07


    A quick update on the way ahead for the show, some takes on the ABSOLUTE STATE of “being American”, and a harkening back with Coffee's experience with MK-Ultra Light.buymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONGyoutube.com/@abusehour?si=59os84VOf8MZ4nTut.me/THEABUSEHOURLeave your HOT TAKE on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE: (833)-BASED14 || (833)227-3314

    EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2025 68:04


    I can't count but so what. Some media review, some political review, some ghey Messican review, wrapped up by Lord Marcus' musings and meditations on underclass disparity.

    EP138 - TJ MAXX

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2025 73:40


    All-purpose abuse for first responders as well the muh-military, thoughts on EBT starvation, and Lord Marcus with high-end takes on low-brow cuisine.

    Ep137 - INFINITY BROWN

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2025 72:31


    Financial illiteracy, art heists, ghetto strippers, and bro-vet bashing. PLUS: Intermission with Lord Marcus!

    EP136 - PAGING DR. HATER

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2025 64:07


    9/11 flashback, Venezuelan apartment-dwellers, muh-Bitcoin, and PhD-Level nationalism. PLUS: A Lord Marcus intermission.

    Ep135 - THE BLACK SACK

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2025 79:30


    Haircuts, paint jobs, and a gut-full of Juanita's Hot Sauce, broken up nicely by high-minded takes from your favorite tea-totaler.

    Ep134 - NOT ALL ROMANIANS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2025 68:34


    A look at how to keep your mouth shut, Bibi shilling for war, and a good reason not to marry a selfie-addict. PLUS an intermission with Lord Marcus. Go! Go! Go!

    Ep133: TIMBUK

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2025 77:24


    Lowbrow assassin-posting, highbrow philosophy-posting, and 20% more abuse at no extra charge!

    Ep132 - NEW MAPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 28:35


    A quick hit on the Charlie Kirk situation.

    Ep131 - FREE PARKING

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2025 54:33


    A hearty laugh at muh-informer, post-leak analysis of a failed op story, and Tea Time intermission and some thoughts on AI-GF's.

    Ep130 - ONE NØG TWO CUPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 72:18


    Some deeper than usual thoughts on autism, anarcho-buzzwords, ghey MMA dudes, and actual prison camps.

    Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2025 64:06


    An episode about pretty much nothing. Cutting down teens, getting ripped off on insurance, and eating Chick-Fil-A out of spite.

    Ep128 - SUBARU TRUNK BOSS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 55:47


    Dicey propositions, expat options, and thoughts on the nothing that is currently ever happening.

    Ep127 - MANHU FALOFFASOFA

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 63:20


    A full dose of high-octane abuse; Tucker, Nick, Candace, ghey Samoans, and some woman from the ‘gram. No free passes, drink it in!

    Ep126 - DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 68:03


    A couple thoughts on the idea of getting Ghislaine to shill for the Orange One, Tartaria Posting, persuading kids to form (correct) opinions, and looking sideways in the dark.

    Ep125 - TWO RATS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 66:20


    Here are a few thoughts on Fancy-Boy Macron, the Queen, the Trump, and the Epstein song & dance, all wrapped up with a take on the Sovereign Citizen….thing.

    EP124 - MEGA-SODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2025 106:26


    A longer than planned episode on some in's and out's of staying low-viz and a rant & review on a comical piece of Lefty cinema.

    Ep123 - SHE-HIPPO

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 65:01


    My thoughts after hearing a woman complain about “ghosting”, why I would do the same thing if my name was “John Carnival”, and getting what you deserve for electing street-shitters.

    Ep122 - BOOTLEG COFFEE BREAK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 55:04


    Here's a bootleg episode from the Telegram chat covering a too-long trip to a too-ghey city.

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