THE ABUSE HOUR

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20-year Spec Ops Veteran, Casual Extremist, and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

COFFEE LONG


    • Apr 26, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
    • 56 EPISODES


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    Ep114 - STEAK & WHISKEY

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 53:45


    An abbreviated rant on Oklahoma of a bygone era, subtle hints attached to sweating and hand-rubbing, and a first-ever mid-episode commercial.

    Ep 113 - ROCK OR SOMETHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2025 58:06


    A few thoughts on contending with MRE's, estranged Norwegian mothers, 3-sport athletes, and the inherent risk of being a “Maryland Father”.

    Ep112 - MAXIMUM STATIC

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 63:03


    Examining the differences between Ranchero Mexicans and NY Guatemalans and an extended dislike for a federal “Eradicate Hate” shill.

    Ep 111 - TOASTER KILL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 69:17


    Assorted international slayings, over-produced tariffs, and Tiny Hat machinations, all topped off with an unusual number of oddball stories.

    Ep 110 - JUST SO YOU KNOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 63:50


    Thoughts on Conservatard soap opera, the audacity of Zion Don, and a Fed-Boi interview analysis.

    Ep109 - LOBSTER TRAP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 63:31


    Some thoughts on a 1.0 vid that got dropped in the chat as well as the pointless endeavor of following the Joe Hogan approach to politics.

    Ep108 - QATARI GANG

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 58:22


    30 minutes of ranting on medical mayhem followed by a quick overview of putting T-Shirt Boy to the curb, Greatest Ally Expansion, and blaming oil money for unpopularity.

    Ep107 - DERACINATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 84:30


    A long-winded episode on the Zelensky beatdown, a follow up on manipulative rapport-development, and a reminder to call your grandpa.

    Ep106 - S C H M I T Z G O L D

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2025 70:06


    One-legged Cambodians, treacherous e-girls, high-minded Uncles, and underwater pyramids. This episode has everything…and still somehow nothing.

    Ep105 - LETTERS FROM THE KING

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 60:19


    Some ranting takes on funding shenanigans, (not)dying for Israel, unexpected risks of rollerblading, and sailing the Seven Seas under Letters of Marque.

    Ep104 - THIS IS WENDY'S

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 67:23


    Crippling illness, self-employment, and the subtle nuances of the São Paulo Pass.

    Ep103 - BALDWIN POSTING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 54:58


    Finally answered a couple questions from the chat and some thoughts on a recent short convo on Masculine-Posting.

    Ep102 - RUG-PILLED

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 59:42


    LFinally finally. Some thoughts on H-1B(ullshit), demographic replacement, Cyber Truck of Peace, and the Spanish Inquisition.

    Ep101 - ST. RAVIOLI

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 57:05


    An uncoordinated rant on the worst Amendment ever and 2 cents on Assassinations A-Go-Go.

    Ep100 - LUIGI THE ADJUSTER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 56:56


    In true Abuse Hour style, a broke-ass anticlimactic wrap-up on the CEO-Slayer, thoughts on Fed shenanigans, the Brit-Bong 1,001-way, and a story about vehicle vandalism.

    Ep99 - NOT UP IN HERE

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 56:15


    Some ‘Round-the-Horn prognostication on the future of general demographic sentiment, a deep-ish dive on the details of setting up shop in Alaska and a few other chilly-woo locales, and some thoughts on Sam Hyde's most recent incident of getting away with it.

    Ep98 - SCALP WHACK'EM

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 62:30


    An on-the-road edition from the land of the buffalo with thoughts on cabinet misdirection and untimely ticket-punching.

    Ep97 - SHORT RUNWAY

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 93:46


    Here's an extended rant-O-thon on the Bilzerian Blowout, Kamala getting smashed by someone other than a potential employer, Trump's Kosher cabinet, along with a SECDEF tattoo review, all wrapped up with an Albanian pallet cleanser.

    Ep96 - A TIME FOR BALLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 68:45


    Tangents within tangents, podcasts about podcasts, and some thoughts on what it means to be brave.For about 15 minutes right in the middle, the Rothschilds made my audio sound like I was inside a glove box. Weak sauce, many such cases.

    Ep95 - SELF-LICKING ICE CREAM CONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 56:44


    Here's a movie review of The Illusionist (2006), a few thoughts on walking it like you talk it in Lebanon, and a deep-ish dive on the latest DoD Directive.

    Ep94: FANCY DAN MUSTACHE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 72:53


    An overdue episode on the perils of government contracting, some Middle East, some domestic unrest, and a healthy dose of gubbmint overreach.

    Ep93: RACING SPOON

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 65:55


    Missile strikes, hurricanes, port closures, and muscling in on someone's MRE.

    Ep92: MIDDLE CLASS KID

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2024 56:05


    Mossad Magic Pager review, Islamic production value, Longshoremen taking the day off, and a rare flash of sympathy for all the Lizard People stuck on babysitting duty.

    Ep91: SLO-MO TRAINWRECK

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 61:54


    Some thoughts on the Tedious Side-Piece, Haitians, and free ducks.

    Ep90: ROBBERY OF CONVENIENCE

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 103:14


    A long-winded road trip episode covering Georgia gun crimes, election-time shenanigans, and some more thoughts on getting out of Dodge.

    Ep89: DON'T P*SS ON MY BROOMS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 57:35


    Solid rants, Albania-posting, Asian fever-dream-posting, and a half-decent White Pill in the form of Zyzz-posting.

    Ep88 - CRIMINALIFIED

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 39:06


    Coffee squanders a benchmark episode with an abbreviated and car-wash-tinged rant on 80's standup comedy and surviving an interrogation.

    Ep87 - HOT GIRL COROLLARY

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 51:56


    Less shenanigans and a few serious thoughts on keeping your head at the top of your neck in a world that wants you gone.

    Ep86 - THE COP QUESTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024 90:39


    An overdue and lengthy episode on shenanigans foreign and domestic as well as some thoughts on the dubious endeavor of enforcing laws.

    Ep85: RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 39:03


    A short-fuse episode, Israel hits Iran, Coffee hits on steroid use, and the kosher West hits Hulk Hogan…again.

    Ep84: CULTURAL MILKCRATES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 49:54


    2 cents on the Olympic Degeneracy Extravaganza, a comparison to the 1969 Altamont Free Concert, and a kinda-White Pull on a man's exponential possibilities in a wildly lopsided dating market.

    cultural altamont free concert
    Ep 83: THE LADDER QUESTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 68:35


    Some further thoughts on the rapidly unraveling situation around the failed Trump hit, commentary on the greatest music festival that never was, and up'ing your wah-man game in 3 easy steps.

    Ep82: TEMPS ETRANGES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2024 62:06


    A quick breakdown on the Trump Assassination attempt as well as a response to a question on the French Foreign Legion.

    Ep81: CALL ME KETCHUP

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 32:34


    2 cents on the UFC versus the cheaper Asian knockoff and thoughts on a recently-seen incel post.

    Ep80 : VINDICTIVE HOOKERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2024 46:21


    Here's a quick rant on the election debacle, Grad School abuse, and some thoughts on not-Hyperboria.

    Ep79 - HAAJI ESP

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 81:20


    : After a great many delays, here are some thoughts on driving in the Third World, WWIII commentary, and a second movie review of a film I finally took the time to watch.

    Ep78 - MR. LONG, I PRESUME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 70:12


    After a lengthy hiatus, here's a long story about an even longer road trip, thoughts on recent going's on, and a Come-to-Jesus on walking it like we're talking it.

    Ep77 - WE WUZ TITUS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 55:30


    Here's a quick draw episode with some thoughts on shoehorning Bolshevism into video game lore, followed by some talking points on the recent H.R. 6090 Thought Police Bill.

    Ep76 - GOD-SHOPPING

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 65:19


    A cursory look at the OKC Bombing and the standard approach to Ghey Ops. Campus shenanigans and a few thoughts on facilitating Red-Pillization.

    Ep75 - DOOMSDAY DIESEL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 55:31


    A quick laugh about the absolute state of things, thoughts on post-ThunderDome transportation, and 2 cents on the age old question: “why are women”.

    Ep74 - HANG EM HIGH

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 94:32


    A long-winded review of the dangers inherent to being a 13 year-old factory worker and finally, a story with a happy ending.

    hang em high
    Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2024 54:53


    Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS: A little feel-good about the precarious state of things as well as a revisit on the lack of Plan B options and the importance of minding P's and Q's.

    Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2024 59:34


    Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER: Credit cards, belt buckles, and Canadian families of five. Here's a few thoughts on surviving as a traveling salesman, or a traveling anything, with more than a few sidebars to keep it fresh.

    Ep71 - PADDY O'FURNITURE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 43:34


    A quick rant on recent escalations, localized ThunderDome, and the merits of wearing a beret over balaclava.

    Ep70 - I'LL SHOW ME

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 84:01


    Dark Brandon, Yukon Jack, Mexican hallucinogens, and a conspicuous number of stripper references.

    Ep69 - SOCK DRAWER REPRIMAND

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 48:53


    The audio in the first half is ass, but here's a few off-muh-cuff takes on self-immolation, the unsavory nature of the unchained Tiny Hat, and both a ball-break and a quick answer based on recent muh-chat activity.

    Ep68 - BALL HAUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 85:05


    A celebration of one less Hat, some thoughts on Secret Squirrel action in Ukraine, and the semi-thrilling conclusion to the worst Euro-Vacation ever.

    Ep67 - FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 73:14


    2 cents on the Rob Rundo situation, a few very brief thoughts on staying low-viz in real life, and a guided tour through the Third World as it applies to life on the run.

    Ep66 - WORST POSSIBLE VODKA

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 81:14


    An extended and incoherent rant covering an account of SHTF in 90's Bosnia, “Superb Owl” advertising, conspiratorial goings-on both foreign and domestic, personal OPSEC, and the role of Marksmanship Basics in long-range shooting.

    Ep65 - THE ALL-SMELLING NOSE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2024 68:09


    A few thoughts on what constitutes a “martial culture”, a brief review of a partly watched mini-series episode, and a little how-to on accessorizing with heavy stuff to walk uphill in the dark.

    Ep64 - FUTURE DOCTORS CLUB

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 64:37


    FUTURE DOCTORS CLUB: More Middle East anal-ysis, story time with Coffee, and more on Getting Off the X.

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