The Forever DMs is a podcast built by D&D Dungeon Masters for (their own enjoyment) the listening pleasure of all the D&D nerds across the multiverse. Our story follows the adventures of a collection of characters who exist outside time and space, living on the World Tree Yggdrasil. Occasionally the tree will speak directly with a group of them to send them off to fix altered timelines that are progressing unexpectedly. We release new episodes every Tuesday, and invite you to join us on our extra-planar adventures! Not suitable for listeners under 18, content warnings include sexual references, violence, explicit language, and more. Listener discretion is advised. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Chaos descends upon Gaia Defaced in the form of mechanized militant mobilization! As Wagner Protocol is engaged by Sergeant Tchaikovsky, the crew scramble to keep their new allies alive, and bring him down. How will the crew work through this battle? You most certainly will not guess correctly. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As the orchestra continues it's performance, the three key players find their places. They settle in besides a discovered section of the show, and learn more about the society around them. Will they be able to find their footing before the performance gains pace? Or shall they slip before they can take their place? Find out in this continuation of the Saprophite Sonata on the Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We return once again with a brand new arc DM'd by Tom! Follow as they weave a brand new plot for us goons to traverse through and break in fun ways. Only this time, breaking things might lead to some major consequences. Listen in and be immersed in the Saprophite Sonata, and find out what has gone awry in this arc of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A machine of untold potential is turned on our heroes, and glimpses of the past give way for what possible future await them. Tune into this finale of The Forever DM's 6th Arc to discover what separates a smart man from a brilliant one as a choice is made, and a future is set in steel. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
As tensions build, the team is locked in. It's either success or death. On this arc's penultimate episode, listen in as Hoon goes gun blazing, Dr. Natash Legasova goes feral, and Connie goes. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to the penultimate episode of Terminators 3: Total Recall. We find our heroes making a bold choice to cut the head from the snake, attacking the capital in an underground (literally) operation. With little time remaining before enemy forces consolidate, it's all on the line here. Find out what's next on this episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
With no other options, Yggdrasil's chosen begin their plan launching an immediate raid on their targets hoping to use the chaos of the city to their advantage. With both aerial and ground teams moving in, it's only a matter of time before violence kicks off in full force. Who will come out on top? Find out on the Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The crew of Yggdrasil attempts a daring escape from the clutches of their enemy. Will they get out unnoticed, or will chaos erupt in their wake? (You already know the answer to that question right? You've been listening this long, you simply must have enough pattern recognition to know how bad this goes. I believe in you dear listener.) Find out in this thrilling episode of the Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PSA For all Forever DMs listeners and fans! This is a friendly reminder; if you are ever arrested under suspicion of assassinating multiple military targets, please make sure to invoke your right to an attorney and DO NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES speak to an otter man in gorgeous plate armor about the flow of fluids.Enjoy this tense episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A plan is set (sorta) and executed immediately to perfection, if one's definition of perfection was complete failure. Learn how the gang screws up an infiltration job all thanks to the magical power of commerce in this episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
WE"RE BACK BAYBEEEEEEThat's right, the long awaited return of The Forever DMs is here! 3/4 of us had IRL work changes that messed up scheduling, and I (Cam) was fried from overworking myself. But worry not! Like a phoenix from the ashes or a turd that refuses to flush, we are here! Enjoy jumping right back into our adventures as we make Evin give us a ton of proper nouns, and poke fun at everything possible. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to Cummus! In this episode of the Forever DMs, the crew put forth their plan to take out the first of many of their targets. With all new characters such as Hoonigan, Connor the Farmer, and High Natasha, everything is bound to go perfectly according to plan! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This ain't your dad's 50th episode celebration. Join the hosts of the Forever DMs as we celebrate the full release of 50 episodes! Thank you for listening to this point, and we hope you continue to enjoy our episodes to come! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Heave, ho, for Lore Mountain is where we must go.Curious what's going on in this brand new messed up world Evin cooked up for us? You don't need to wait too long to find out what lays ahead in this brand new adventure as the crew learns of their mission, explosives are launched, and tumbles are had. Get ready for a whole lot of proper nouns coming up in The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Not soon long after the epidemic on Yggdrasil, a new anomaly arises that challenges Hoon, Natasha, and Connie. But besides a new anomaly, our group faces the consequences of Hoon's actions and measure their paths going forward. This arc is sure to split the party, and split some ends. Join us in the brand new arc of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The plague is over, but for our folks back on Yggdrasil, there's work to be done and live to be saved. Ashe is at the peak of his game, Alistair has a bad book choice, and Hoon knows something is afoot with Connie. You'll come back and laugh at that last one after you listen to this special epilogue edition of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What is the purpose of time if it is not to countdown towards it's own end?What is the purpose of space for it not to measure how far it can go before it can no longer expand?What is the purpose of those random buckles that hang from backpacks?Join us in the thrilling conclusion of this Forever DM's arc, Sins of the Past, where our heroes discover the true identity of the one behind it all, and are forced to overcome all odds that have been stacked against them. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Back again baby! The crew finally reaches their destination, a dreadful tower that continues to scream "tacky". What will be discovered within, and who will park Charon? Find out in this episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to another thrilling episode of the Forever DMs! In this episode, we return once again to Willow, Fred, and Dr. Natasha. Will our heroes be able to survive long enough to receive update from Yggdrasil? Or will they be buried beneath these sands with untold dangers, dooming the multiverse? Find out on this episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Returning our sights back on Yggdrasil, the remaining survivors tend to their tree in need, doing damage control, and learning new vital information that if not shared with the ground team, will lead to utter disaster. Follow Ashe, Alistair, and Hoon as they deal with new realizations, and old problems come anew. Join us this episode on The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Flying Tortle Man- By The DockettesIn a town not far away,Lived a tortle who loved to play.But not on land or in the sea,This tortle soared, wild and free.He's a flying tortle man,With a shell like a glider's plan.Up in the sky, he takes command,Flying high, across the land.With wings stretched wide, he'd take flight,Underneath the stars at night.People marveled at the sight,Of this tortle taking flight.He's a flying tortle man,With a shell like a glider's plan.Up in the sky, he takes command,Flying high, across the land.Through clouds and over hills he'd roam,In the sky, he found his home.With every flap of his wings so grand,He'd soar above the promised land.He's a flying tortle man,With a shell like a glider's plan.Up in the sky, he takes command,Flying high, across the land.So if you're feeling down and blue,Look up high, he might pass through.A flying tortle, quite the sight to see,Bringing joy and wonder, soaring free. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to the Forever DMs, your uncle's favorite podcast! It's true go ahead and text him.In this (non)Award Winning episode, Willow finds herself sinking further and further into despair from the influx of fey buffoonery. Meanwhile, Fred incorrectly diagnoses someone with a severe mental illness within 90 seconds of meeting them and somehow still manages to befriend them. The good Doctor loses her night's work of jarring, and gets some new swag at the crew's latest stop. Join the fun in this episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode of the Forever DMs, the gang finds the nicest looking place on this world yet! Which isn't saying much! A dire encounter might have long term consequences, and may be a lead into a new discovered symptom from the illness born of this world. What will they uncover, and how will they continue forward? Find out in this episode of the Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You didn't ask, and we delivered anyways! Another episode of the Forever DMs is here! The crew fights back against the undead hordes, as the rules of this new world begin to settle into their minds and bodies. Dire circumstances lead to pressure that threatens to blow at the slightest misstep, like offering a lollipop instead of a cookie. How will our heroes(?) start their journey when they're already exposed to the monsters that await them? Find out here on The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to a brand new year of your favorite(?) DM's! After a long hiatus thanks to the holidays as well as a great deal of significant life developments (positive!) we have returned marking ONE WHOLE YEAR of releasing content into the internet void! If you're joining along now, welcome and thank you dearly! If you've been around awhile, also thank you dearly but also wow really? You got past my editing from the first few arcs? You're a demon, and I for one offer you my soul.In this new adventure, all of existence is put in jeopardy as a being has opened an infectious portal right to Yggdrasil. The gang of Fred, Willow, and Natasha get their gear and set off to find a way to cure the Patient Zero realm, and save the multiverse. Tacky necromancers, sickly environments, and my favorite part, zombies galore will find you this episode! Hop in and buckle up, for a new Forever DMs adventure!PS "Freaks" is actually the junk master Usulo Arrowstick from Arc 3. Eli mixed them up and I didn't have it in me to rerecord a whole thing for the gag so... there ya go Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oh boy. Oh jeez. Oh shucks.Folks, this episode is HEAVY. A whirlwind of emotions come from an epic climax of not only the story in Lupelis, but the entire first 'Season' of our podcast. We want to thank you all dearly for making it this far into our wild adventure. But that aside, you are in for a treat of an episode. With the battle beginning, all our heroes can do is their best. Will it be enough? Will it be just enough? Or will they fall in this truly captivating final fight? Listen in to this explosive finale: Dusk of Mortality. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this 2 part thrilling season conclusion, the heroes must come to grips with an accelerated plan that has left them out of position for the coming evening. With the loop closed, mortality hangs ever present over the heads of everyone. Death's pressure no longer suppressed by the knowledge of an imminent reset, the crew recognizes their possible fates and how they can manage to leave this world either better or worse than how they found it. Join us, in this staggering conclusion of Lome Ahone 2: Lost in Lupelis, from the Forever DMs! Shoutout to Eli's dad. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Driven to the edge of madness, the crew is forced to put their final plan in action. Will their investigations allow the gang to go through this loop seamlessly or will there be splinters in the day to come? With pressures rising, you'll just have to listen to find out on The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Returning where we left off, the gang puts into action a plan to fight back against the raiders of Lupelis. In this action packed episode, experience explosions epitomized, ghost gal galore, and more! Will the crew solve the loop after this brutal battle, or will their goals go unachieved once again? Discover this and more on The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Truly the most professional podcast there ever was, The Forever DMs continues this week with a brand new loop and a wild amount of new information. At some point we decide to actually do things and face the world I swear, just get past all the nonsense. Discover the new plans and the shifting priorities this week on The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this beast of an episode, the splinter is investigated, Alistair and Q have a comedy-action movie adventure, and Hoon creates the most magnificent Tiny Hut. As the heroes(?) get ever closer to finishing this loop for good, choices will have to be made in the multiple single day ahead. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A new loop, a new same day! With the sunrise brings questions to the forefront of morning discussions and plans are made to answer them. Alistair and Hoon head over to the local inn The Whispering(withheld) Wood, while Q confronts Avra on why the loop continued. Discover mimosas, allies, and more on this episode of The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Get ready for an action packed non-stop adventure! The crew go off into the woods to find the Chris's to warn them of the upcoming raid on the village. Things escalate further and further as time on this loop runs closer and closer to it's end. Will the gang stop the loop and save Hablas in time? Or will there be only bruises that don't exist in the morning? Find out on The Forever DMs! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're back! After a several week hiatus, The Forever DMs are happy to return to the world of Lupelis where the loop keeps loopin and the Hoon keeps Hoonin. New clues present themselves and a (possible) ally reveals themselves. The source of the loop is (possibly) discovered, and all the crew has to do is succeed in saving just one boy. But Alistair has morals so it's a bit more complicated. Join us and listen now! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The first day in the fine hamlet of Lupelis, our heroes of Yggdrasil attempt to get their heads on straight as they adapt to their surroundings. Hoon inspires the next generation, Alistair gets spooked over a buff kobold, and Q adds mediator to his list of professions. Join us on the first loop of many, and discover the mystery surrounding this seemingly normal world! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Take a seat and then take a seat and then take a seat and then take a seat and then take a seat and then listen to the beginning of Evin's Arc and a new chapter in the book of the Forever DMs. A world caught in a moment is a mystery to be solved, and requires the assistance of three of Yggdrasil's finest, Alistair, Q3, and Hoon. Will they be successful or will they find themselves stuck forever in their cycle? Find out this week on The Forever DMs!(Warning more horrific typewriter content to be found within. Please advise.)Intro and outro Music by Lexin_Music from Pixabay Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In the climactic conclusion of Cam's chaotic chapter, the group comes to terms with the ethics of what it means to work on behalf of the World Tree.If you had the chance to let the end never come, would you be willing to begin again? Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
No creative tie in to the world this time gang. Instead its just me, Cam, talking to you, the listener, about how we screwed up (except Evɛn). I know it is unbelievable, but hear me out. We explain it pretty quickly in the first 8ish minutes. Long story short, I didn't get the master file and everyone had personal audio issues I could not fix. So here we are, a week later, with a summary of the episode done in complete Forever DMs fashion: where we spend 10 minutes discussing cartoons and then eventually poorly describe what hour and thirty minutes you all missed. Anyways, next week is the finale. So that will be cool. Seeya there! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome back to another thrilling episode of The Forever DMs! In this episode, the crew decides to retire and settle down in Florida. Its bright sunny skies, beautiful beaches, delicious Cuban food, and fascism all around! Kidding (not about the descriptors). They actually psychotically decide to set course for a mysterious artifact that may just be the secret to fixing this timeline, and moving on to the next. Will they accomplish their goal? Or will they decide to go to the happiest place on earth? (You know what I'm talking about, I just wanna make sure we aren't sued.) Find out this episode! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode of the Forever DMs is brought to you by therapy! If you have suffered through any problem through your entire life, you may benefit from sitting down and talking about it. Call 1-800-THERAPY today, that is 1-800-THERAPY today.The crew finds a place to rest after their encounter with a dreaded Splinter. As they find refuge in a strange new place, new allegiances are found, while others hold their ground. Find out what happens and listen now! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aerialtime Law dictates that all members of any vessel taking part in the expansion of Piercer Corp be aware of the dangers that may lay ahead of you in your employment (voluntary or otherwise) with us. Please note that during travel there is a slight chance to run into possible dangers that include: fracture of space/time, hallucinations, wormholes, meteor clouds, instant death, and possible fragments of unending potential gone rogue. We thank you for your time here with us at Piercer Corp, we love you [NAME]!Paragon Monsters Concept: https://theangrygm.com/return-of-the-son-of-the-dd-boss-fight-now-in-5e/ Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Back with a vengeance, The Forever DMs continue with a 3 way party split this episode! Listen in as Alistair recreates that one tense conversation you've had with a teacher that obviously didn't like you but had to keep professionalism because they didn't have tenure, we discover more about Ashe's past that is in no shape/way/form depressing, and Fred blows your mind. What will happen in this exciting new episode? Find out now!We had some issues with Tom's audio being lost for the initial ~15 minutes. Please excuse the audio quality and be thankful with me that the audio wasn't lost to the void completely, thank you my kings/queens/royals. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A long time ago in a timeline far, far, down the branches of Yggdrasil...EPISODE IV SEVERAL DUELS OF SEVERAL FATES(insert non descript, free-use fantastical theme song)It has been less than 36 hours since the arrival of YGGDRASIL'S CHOSEN in this new world. As our heroes continue their fight against the loathsome, evil corporation SKY PIERCER. During their journey, they were swept up in a Privateer Tournament in order to gain more freedom and understanding of their enemy(?). Old rivalries end in bloodshed, and new romances bloom on the battlefield. THE FOREVER DMS continues here... Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode of The Forever DMs, we find our heroes picking up with an explosive start. A grenade a week in the making blows up, the gang makes a few friends, and Hoon is still justifiably scared out of his mind. Join us as we adventure further into The Frozen Terror!Follow us on Instagram: @the4everdmsCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/theforeverdms Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Join us as the Yggragroup enters the mysterious bubble discovering a hidden city. What monstrous secrets await them as they explore THE FROZEN TERROR! In this episode Q was not embarrassed about his love life, Hoon discovered wet dirt, and Ashe babysits his two (Intelligent?) companions. Horror, adventure, and yeah maybe a few laughs, await! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
**ATTENTION BEFORE YOU LISTEN**Due to a loss of native audio, this episode had to be reconstructed and reedited from scratch. There are a variety of audio technical issues that are apparent throughout the episode. To avoid these skip on to the next episode, there will be a recap (as always) to catch you up on a few things you may have missed. Thank you for your understanding!The Frozen Terror continues to terrify! The crew makes contact with life and discover even more information regarding the mystery set before them. Q discovers some spicy drama, Hoon has a nervous tick, and Ashe is done with both of their antics. Join us this week on The Forever DMs!Follow us on instagram! @the4everdmsCheck out our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/theforeverdms Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We join our group of adventurers Ashe, Hoon, and Quincy, as they explore a new world full of mystery, intrigue, and horror. The trio rummage through a nearby camp as to uncover any clues as to their purpose here, the giant bubble off in the horizon, and just exactly how you can fit a corpse in a file cabinet. Listen to discover the fruits of their inquiry! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The first episode of many; this is The Forever DMs, a podcast built by 4 DMs who were tired of being the forever DM and decided to do something about it. Each of us have set out to build multiple characters and multiple stories that stretch beyond the pale of reality. Enter a multiverse of mystery, fun, and probably one too many bad jokes. This is only the beginning, check out a new episode every Tuesday! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.