The P-Valley Podcast

The cast of The Valley can't seem to have a peaceful dinner together. Jesse Lally is unraveling before our eyes because Michelle wants to be with other men. Kristen and Luke are a cute couple, Jax says Michelle texts other men, Jax claims to be losing his hair so he can get paid, and Jesse & Michelle misdirect their anger at Kristen and Luke. Kristen is out here burning bridges and she's not even drunk. Kristen is great for reality TV, bad for friendships.

This week's episode of Vanderpump Rules was easily one of the best of season 11. Jax returns and Lisa Vanderpump pretends that she doesn't know about his event. Brock and Scheana have some real moments. I think I know why Ariana is so happy this week, Ally seems thrilled that Jax and Katie argue, and Sandoval reminds everyone that Scheana was "the other woman in a relationship" once. Brock's booty has a cameo and Brock stands up for his wife before she storms off. I was seated and highly entertained!

Can I get a Cecred promo code because the way Beyonce just changed my life with her Cecred haircare wash day video, whew chile! No one knows how to silence their haters like Beyonce Giselle Knowles Carter, who hits us with the fire voice over where she explains:“Now that Cecred is known for the quality of what it does for your hair, I think it's about time I show y'all what it does for mine… There's nothing in the world like the condition, nothing in the world! ...The stigma and misconception is that people that wear wigs don't have long and healthy hair. That's some bullshit, cause it ain't nobody business… My hair is flourishing." Mic drop. We have been silenced. Beyonce real hair 2024 video is live on her Instagram.

The Valley is one of the best shows on TV because we get to watch its castmembers doing dirt just like we got to see Tom Sandoval date Rachel Leviss in front of Ariana's face. Michelle Lally is rumored to have cheated on Jesse, but I don't think it's with a famous director because it looks like Jax name dropped "Quentin Tarantino." I could only see Michelle being friends with Quentin, who is married. Michelle is pretty enough to be with someone young and hot. We hope we'll get to find out who the A-list director is! Luke knows what's up!

Kristen Doute needs to upgrade her apartment, but not her man. Apparently Luke is well endowed. Luke seems like he loves Kristen. He's grown on me. Jax is opening a bar, because why? He looks like he wants to sleep with his interviewees. Kristen and Jax are the MVPs of this show, unfortunately Kristen is still looking like a train wreck on TV. She means well, but she shouldn't repeat what she's been told because her plan, (was there a plan?) backfires! Cruz is the cutest. I hope he's thriving.

Kristen Doute is back on our screens and we are all better for it. We meet some great couples and some couples headed for divorce, and we even have a pregnant cast member, Janet. I didn't know I would enjoy The Valley so much but here we are! Kristen's temper is ruining everything again. And why is Zack there? We don't need him. He stirs the pot and ends up unscathed.

Rachel Raquel Leviss, Vanderpump Rules cast members can't unanimously decide on what name to call that alleged homewrecker. Rachel appears on "some podcast," LOL, where she says she wasn't in love with Tom, wasn't friends with Ariana, had a mutually beneficial friendship with Scheana and etc.Rachel, honey, this wasn't a smart move! But you're an idiot who went on Bethenny's podcast because your mom is a fan. Meanwhile DJ James Kennedy just performed at Coachella but Tom of Tom and the Most Extra accuses him of pushing buttons on a laptop. James ate. We were all fed. Lala Kent is very emotional about becoming a mom to a second child. This episode had tears, heart, slays... everything! How do we like them apples? We love them!

Coachella is getting bigger and better than ever! Doja Cat, Chloe Bailey, Victoria Monet... All the bad b**ches ate. Head to the Coachella YouTube and watch the performances if you didn't catch the live stream. 

If we're being serious, Ariana Madix has Tom Sandoval and Rachel Leviss to thank for her budding career, so why is Ariana so angry? Producers, allegedly, forced her to interact with Sandoval, which made for great TV. I stan Ariana and we all need to live vicariously through her epic glow up. Mad respect, honestly. Living legend status. This is a recap & 2 cents episode about Ariana's rise to borderline mainstream fame and success, hidden in a Vanderpump Rules season 11, episode 10 recap.

Beyonce's country album Cowboy Carter is some of her best work. I'm not a country fan, but she has many beautiful, addictive fun songs on Cowboy Carter and she was brave enough to cover Dolly Parton's "Jolene." What were your top 10 songs? Your top 5? I doubt we'll agree because fans have a very wide range of favorites on Cowboy Carter but some of mine are Ya Ya (of course), Levii's Jeans (of course again) and Tyrant - my 10th favorite on Cowboy Carter. 

When Beyonce said: "You know you that b**ch when you cause all this conversation," she wasn't lying. Beyonce Knowles Carter sent country fans, and members of the Beyhive, into a tizzy when she released her country album, Cowboy Carter. Haters Azealia Banks and Lily Allen were activated. SMH! The audacity of Lily Allen is beyond me.

Diddy is being called the black Jeffrey Epstein. His homes were raided this week. We are seated for all of this and I don't know how to feel about Yung Miami. I like her. Sigh. Rebel Wilson may be rewriting history to sell her book. Andrew Huberman juggles 6 women, allegedly, and Ariana Madix's career continues to take off. The benefits of dating a cheater, I guess.

While Love is Blind hosts Vanessa and Nick Lachey put pressure on many cast members, the female emotional abusers were given a pass. We breakdown why this reunion was the best reunion in Love is Blind history and what we're dying to know today, now that we're diving into interviews the cast members are doing post-reunion!

We were gagged, shocked, upset and screaming while watching The Traitors US season 2 finale and reunion. What happened at the end of season 2 was backstabbing at its worst. This is what happens when you cast has beens. Team MJ, for ethical reasons only. Team Sandra, for strategic reasons. I hope they bring Sandra back next season.

Chelsea Blackwell and Jimmy Presnell constantly fight on Love is Blind season 6. I reenact the "clingy" fight and the "You were gone for an hour without me" fight. Chelsea is trash. People who hate themselves should not be in relationships, or sign up for a dating show! Everyone needs therapy, but some need it more than others #ChelseaBlackwell #LoveisBlind, #LoveisBlindS6 Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

We finally know whose name MJ wrote down, and we are pleased!! Phaedra Parks is at the roundtable having to defend herself because Dan ruined everything for her. In the end, I agree with how Phaedra played this game (in this episode) and I explain why. Sidenote: Sandra better win this sh*t! Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

I watched episode 9 of The Traitors twice so I could review it, but decided it was in everyone's best interest to link to the best discussion on The Traitors that I had ever heard. Who do I think MJ will be voting out this week? I'm hoping it's Peter, but the game is getting so hard now. It's almost impossible to win! Kate is a horrible traitor and Phaedra really sucks at this game. Listen to what some of the best hosts in the game have to say about what went down in episode 9 and hear their predictions on who they think will win this season! https://x.com/YaGirlJiggy/status/1760895680514527232?s=20 Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Principal Kenneth Gorham got engaged to Brittany Mills and everyone was rooting for them, until Kenneth saw some dolphins and got his phone back. He was checked out! Next, I talk about Laura Dadisman being verbally abusive to her fiancé Jeramey. I'm glad Jeramey got payback. Sorry, not sorry. I also mention Amy and Johnny, two people who don't want to have anything to do with birth control. Love is Blind season 6 is unbelievable! WTF. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Jessica Vestal is the mom of a 10 year-old daughter. I think Jimmy dumped Jessica for 3 reasons (8:18). Jess is the most conventionally beautiful contestant in the show's history! I'm not a fan of Jessica and I explain why! She ate with that epi pen quote, but she has issues. She's THIRSTY. Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok

Love is Blind season 6 contestant Chelsea Blackwell nearly broke Twitter when she said people tell her she looks like Megan Fox. Correction: Irina of season 4 said that she's a bombshell - Zack is the one who said Irina looks like Megan Fox. Keep Megan's name out of your mouth if you aren't a 10! And don't ask your Love is Blind matches what they look like. That's cheating AND you still may not be attracted to them. Chelsea is case in point!

Episode 8 of The Traitors US Season 2 was Fear Factor, with another name. Sheree Whitfield doesn't like bugs y'all! Phaedra Parks puts her trust in Kate Chastain of Below Deck. New alliances are made and bonds are shaken up. We live for this show!

Phaedra and CT look like they may make it Instagram official one day! How you doin? The Traitors had one big surprise this episode. That surprise keeps one player in the game who was almost guaranteed to be voted off. Who will be voted off next?!

The Traitors season 2 continues to deliver some of the best reality TV of all time. Who goes home? Who should go home? Kate is a great addition to the show, but we're Team Phaedra and Team Peter over here.

Nicki Minaj has all the smoke for Megan Thee Stallion, who said Nicki is p*ssy and won't address her "Hiss" comments. Well, Nicki continues to get the Barbz all worked up as she keeps her New Year's resolution to "keep my foot on these b!tches necks!" Does Papa Bear have a nanny because... Anyway, I'm Team Nicki, BUT I do not support bullying or mocking a woman for getting shot. Great YouTube about "Bigfoot" and this rap beef: https://www.youtube.com/live/kTuHrNZmYwE?si=yHSJmnrjuYAkbHDb Cover image via Bossip

The Traitors US season 2 cast has some of the most entertaining people in reality TV history. Do yourself a favor and get into it already if you haven't! New episodes are available Thursdays on Peacock. I go over all of the madness in episodes 1 through 4. Team Phaedra Parks! Recap starts around (4:18). * Sorry for the click sounds. That was my laptop... Maybe don't listen with ear pods/ headphones in... I also adjusted the speed - it's too fast toward the end, but overall the episode sounds better because it's a little faster. Who will be voted out next?!

The number of men requesting, and receiving, spousal support is increasing. I did my Googles. Bryan Abasolo filed for divorce from Rachel Lindsay, the first Black Bachelorette in the popular ABC franchise. Bryan wants spousal support and he also wants Rachel to pay his attorney fees. SMH. With more women dating down, this growing trend isn't going away any time soon.

Shirtless Jeremy Allen White walks around in Calvin Klein underwear with his abs and dick print making straight women and gay men lose their minds. I give a frame by frame breakdown of the masterpiece that is half naked Jeremy Allen White flaunting his abs, and hidden belly button, for everyone to enjoy courtesy of Calvin Klein! Eye candy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCbM009btVI

Dave Chappelle is known for being one of the best stand-up comics alive, so why has he been proudly punching down in his recent Netflix comedy specials? After a long hiatus from Hollywood, it appears that maybe Dave should flee to Africa again for some soul-searching before he makes another trash special. And I'm saying this as someone who thinks Dave is the GOAT.

Simone Biles husband is referred to as such because no one knows his name. Meanwhile Simone Biles is the greatest gymnast of all time. Jonathan Owens' podcast interview made millions of people lose their mind. Is Jonathan an insecure hater? Should we troll him and Simone?

A few "best" things to happen to 2023? The Montgomery Alabama brawl footage, Doja Cat's "Paint the Town Red" hit, Cassie exposing Diddy, and more. Who made our "worst" list? Keke Palmer's baby daddy, Ashton & Mila, fans throwing things at performers on stage.... Happy New Year! We hope next year will be your best year yet!!! Pvalleypodcast AT gmail https://www.instagram.com/pvalleypodcast?igsh=YTQwZjQ0NmI0OA== https://twitter.com/pvalleypodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@pvalleypodcast

Black actor Christian Keyes claims that one of the most powerful Black men in entertainment has been sexually harassing and threatening him for years. He has audio receipts! Everyone is guessing it's Tyler Perry. I think it's someone else! Christian's Instagram video: https://www.instagram.com/tv/C05tvAtsw0D/?igshid=N2ViNmM2MDRjNw==

Netflix's Escaping Twin Flames is one of the most shocking documentaries I've ever seen. Love is not worth what the Twin Flame Universe cult members are going through! I thought I had seen it all, and then I watched this docuseries. Big yikes.

Tamar Braxton's fiance from Queen's Court took her enemy Tommie Lee out on a date. I forgot to mention that Tommie has the curves that Tamar doesn't. Ouch. Someone do a wellness check on Ms. Braxton. She deserves better.

Scheana and Schwartz made out in Vegas? That's right, I'm locked into season 11 of Vanderpump Rules. Also, Katie goes lesbian, Lala is jealous, Jax returns, Jo is here, along with Ariana's boyfriend Dan and Something About Her still ain't open.

Textbook narcissist Jada Pinkett Smith says that she'll never leave Will because he slapped Chris Rock. WARNING: Volume goes way up at 1:55 mark (sorry)!!!!!! Jada is one of the most toxic women in Hollywood and the only way for her to repair her image is to flea the country and permanently STFU.

Blue Ivy Carter told Beyonce she's ready to perform. With time Blue did a good job, but I'm still shocked Blue wants to follow in her parents' footsteps.

Gerry Turner had multiple girlfriends after his wife died. On The Golden Bachelor, he said he hadn't dated in 45 years. That's only one of his alleged lies, according to The Hollywood Reporter! https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-features/golden-bachelor-gerry-turner-ex-girlfriend-speaks-out-1235683869/

Pregnant Ashanti wasn't going to wait another 10 years to have Nelly's baby. Mad respect!

Keke Palmer's domestic violence video, which shows Darius Jackson abusing Keke, is incredibly sad and embarrassing. But at least Keke will be safe now, we hope! Radar Online has screenshots of the alleged domestic violence videos. https://radaronline.com/p/keke-palmer-reveals-security-footage-restraining-order-evidence-alleged-trespass-son-court-fight/

Just a few updates...

Miriam Amah is a Love is Blind season 5 fan favorite. She talks to The P-Valley Podcast about what happened behind the scenes of the hit Netflix show, her thriving skincare company (Zack and Lucy), and so much more! Enjoy. (4:02 - 5:51) What Miriam's family thinks & her famous scene in episode 1. (14:53 - 20:27) How she feels watching the show & Uche off camera. (20:30 - 23:40) BTS of LIB - assignments & games! (24:32 - 29:40) Uche ruined Miriam's connection. (50:58 - 54:21) Did Lydia follow Uche + Instagram lies. (54:22 - 1:04) Miriam's thriving skincare company, Zack and Lucy

It's about damn time! I have a video interview with one of my favorite cast members from Love is Blind season 5. Come back on Monday to see who it is! Watch it and share it! See ya soon. Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pvalleypodcast

Izzy Zapata outs himself as a sexist jerk, Chris outs himself as a jerk, Stacy can't do makeup or dress right, Aaliyah and Taylor looked gorgeous, Nick and Vanessa did better but still have room for improvement...

We're only one episode away from finding out which couple gets married. Also, Uche is the worst.

Just stepping away from my regular format to talk about pitching & a Love is Blind spoiler.

Love is Blind season 5 gives us JP, an idiot who says he doesn't want his fiance wearing makeup. It also gives us Uche, who won't leave Lydia alone, and Chris, an innocent doormat. SMH! Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pvalleypodcast

Uche tells Aaliyah that Lydia was stalking him. Lydia was just trying too hard! She wasn't stalking. And if she applied to LIB for Uche, she desperately needs help. Immediately!

I'm here for the mess! The couples on season 5 of Netflix's Love is Blind are just as terrible as Lydia and Johnie.

I haven't felt this good since I launched the podcast three years ago. Find out why!!! Follow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pvalleypodcast

Everyone said Josh and Jackie wouldn't last. They didn't! Lisa doesn't wanna be a baby mama, but she already is! Riah is pregnant with Trey's baby. These couples suck. And Lizzo is half nude on Instagram again. Iconic?

I'm baaaack! I'm talking about one of the hottest liars to ever lie, Mr. Hasan Minhaj! I'm also talking about my sister, and how Netflix is ruining Love is Blind. Slow. It. Down, Netflix. These seasons are dropping too quickly. Enjoy.