The Talking Heads

"Join two best friends as they dive into summer adventures, from wild bachelor parties to unforgettable trips to Greece. With laughter and heart, they share tales of love, friendship, and self-discovery. Tune in for a podcast full of warmth, wit, and the joys of summertime escapades." – ChatGPT RECORDED ON: June 20th, 2023 INTRO SONG: Antimatter - Silent Planet Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

Oi! We're back for the billionth time. No complaining, suck it up, and listen. I don't know what we talked about this was half a year ago—bone apple tea. RECORDED ON: June 2nd, 2023 INTRO SONG: Blackhole - Afterglow Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

After over a decade, our group of silly cute friends got to see Disturbed live. One for the books, hear about that and little to nothing more. RECORDED ON: May 2nd, 2023 INTRO SONG: The Void - Texas In July Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Chocolate, concerts, Fitness tracking obsessions. A perfect recipe for an unstable mind. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WA-ASK FOR?! RECORDED ON: April 27, 2023 INTRO SONG: Departure (Death) - In Hearts Wake Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Ahsan and Mike: Create a 200-character description for a funny podcast episode between 2 friends where we answer questions generated from chatgpt. ChatGPT: "Join hilarious pals in a wild podcast as they tackle zany questions from ChatGPT! Unfiltered laughs, unexpected insights, and a dose of AI absurdity." RECORDED ON: March 30th, 2023 INTRO SONG: Obsidian (instrumental) - NorthlaneEmail us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

We can finally post this episode since “Anchor” cleaned up their act. This one is about F1, parking tickets, concerts, and conspiracies. The usual, literally. 2 months' worth of recordings coming your way bozo's, lets gooooo. RECORDED ON: March 9th, 2023 INTRO SONG: Without a Whisper - Invent Animate Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Is ChatGPT editing this Pod? Should it write the rest of this description where I plug in what we spoke about? No? Here it is: “‘The Talking Heads' podcast is like listening in on a hilarious conversation between two best friends, Michal and Ahsan. They cover everything from Artificial Intelligence to trashy TV and emotional dramas. It's like eavesdropping on the ultimate ‘guilty pleasure' conversation, with laughs aplenty. Trust me, you'll want to join in on the fun!” Man, that was soooo lame lmao, this thing said "with laughs aplenty" HAHAHAHA. I'm gonna do this for every episode. RECORDED ON: February 22nd, 2023 INTRO SONG: ASMR - Void Of Vision Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

A new Linkin Park song is just what this planet needed. We talk about that and conspiracy theories as well as Luis Guzman's horrible IG ad reads. Oh yeah, and The Fast series, cuz this podcast is literally just that now, a Fast Podcast. RECORDED ON: February 13th, 2023 INTRO SONG: Lost - Linkin Park Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Complaining about winter every year as if it's your first winter is not a personality (unless you're Canadian). Also Rogers and Bell, this is your final warning, come correct, or we come to collect. RECORDED ON: February 2nd, 2023 INTRO SONG: Thick Skull - Paramore Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Happy New Year bozos. The title is an homage to the first and last chapter of bleach, read/watch this series pls, it's so good. RECORDED ON: January 2nd, 2022 INTRO SONG: The Summoning - Sleep Token Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Happy New Year! We're obsessed with Bleach the way you are with us. Czernik spat on me once by accident, it awakened something in me. We had some tech difficulties so please put up with it please like we put up with you please. Yo, Ahsan went to a wedding with André 3000, life is nuts. RECORDED ON: December 15, 2022 INTRO SONG: ABC (ft. Sophia Black) - Polyphia Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Ahsan has a cough, such an audible inconvenience. Anyways, he hijacked this whole episode and just talked about his trip to England and Paris. Pray for Czernik's patience. RECORDED ON: November 29th, 2022 INTRO SONG: Thinking of You - Joesef Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Yo, how sick was Clarity (Live) as the intro? Northlane seriously rocks brother. Seeing them on March 3rd next year, let's hope it works out. Anyways this new episode is about candy and weddings or something. RECORDED ON: November 2nd, 2022 INTRO SONG: Clarity (Live) - Northlane Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Warning: The title of this is not a recipe for daily life (but can be). We're back for the 15th time? If you have a corny motivational poster, I apologize to all your friends and loved ones on your behalf. RECORDED ON: October 19th, 2022 INTRO SONG: DOMINATRIX - Void Of Vision Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

PEDAL TO THE METAL BABY! GET TO YOUR NEAREST SPIN CLASS TODAY LADS OR DON'T! IT DOESN'T MATTER! Time and money are just a concept, not really real anyways. RECORDED ON: August 17th, 2022 INTRO SONG: Heroine - Thornhill Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

"Public washrooms”, that's pretty much all you need to know about this one. RECORDED ON: August 9th, 2022 INTRO SONG: A Divine Eradication - Underoath Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Warner Brother's sucks, give DC to Disney. So does Toronto traffic, but sometimes you gotta go through hell to have a decent to a great time. Also movie snobs gotta chill. We got a lot of opinions damn. RECORDED ON: August 4th, 2022 INTRO SONG: 60cm Of Steel - Alphawolf Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Yo so I went on a trip and got c*vid and so did Czernik, he wants to be me so bad, anyways the new Thor movie is aight, Maple Story supremacy, and we sometimes wish that we were still kids cuz it was kinda rad not doing a damn thing. RECORDED ON: July 21st, 2022 INTRO SONG: Tek It - Cafuné Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

This was supposed to come out in July, oops! We have fun on this one, the end. Yo, listen to the new Thornhill album “Heroine” it's so good, I swear. RECORDED ON: May 11th, 2022 INTRO SONG: Varsity Hearts - Thornhill Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

THE T4LKING HE4DS! THEY'LL DIE WHEN THEY'RE DEAD! This episode is brought to you by EXPEND4BLES! THEY'LL DIE WHEN THEY'RE DEAD. Nothing's new because Fast and Furious, Northlane, and Batman. But everything's new because Fast and Furious, Northlane, and Batman. Glad to be back, lets gooooooo baby! RECORDED ON: May 3rd, 2022 INTRO SONG: Xen - Northlane Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

This would have been episode 69 but Ahsan lost the audio file for one of the previous episodes, and we recorded this episode on 4/20. The way this guy fumbled it all. Also, he stands and records this podcast and paces around, sit down my guy. Anyways, like and listen if you hate that he does all that. Watch "Severance" (a real and great tv show) and iBrobot (not a real movie). RECORDED ON: April 20, 2022 INTRO SONG: Synergy (feat. Rob Damiani) - Dance Gavin Dance Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Kingdom Hearts is the greatest/dumbest/oddest/wildest game to ever exist. The Batman is a masterpiece, Square Enix gotta put games out sooner than later because half a decade ain't it for what it is. Message us on our IG and tell us who your favorite spiderman is so I never read or address it THANKS! P.S. Ahsan's is An(drew Gar)field RECORDED ON: April 14, 2022 INTRO SONG: Makeshift Harmony - Monuments Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

YO! *hiccup* Gaming *hiccup* Northlane *hiccup* internet *hiccup* Steven Seagal RECORDED ON: March 2nd, 2022 INTRO SONG: Secret Sun Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Hola dummies. We talk about our current favorite tv shows, more stories, self-driving cars. Also is it 420? CUZ THESE GAS PRICES ARE HIGH BROTHER! RECORDED ON: January 27th, 2022 INTRO SONG: Arkangel - Thornhill Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

The new Matrix movie is watchable at best. Thank you for your time. RECORDED ON: January 6th, 2022 INTRO SONG: Simple Boy - Karnivool Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

The title kinda says it all, gross tales of adults dealing with the trials and tribulations of a full bladder. Oh and Pokémon, bitcoin, metaverse, blah blah NFT blah blah. Drain the main vein and hit play homies. RECORDED ON: December 22nd, 2021 INTRO SONG: Out of Time - The Weeknd Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

EPISODE 62 - Day 73: Heads Still Talking Is it possible to write a speech on the shade “black”? One of us did it in the 7th grade. Find out if we did well or not in this episode. We also talk about the masterpiece DUNE (2021), massages, acupuncture, and other topics. Strap in, grab a snack and settle down with someone because time is running out, no pressure. RECORDED ON: November 25th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Empty Me Out - Moodring Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

We talk about that new Marvel movie that's not Spider-Man or as good, but y'know, not that bad either. New Northlane AND Thornhill tracks were out at this time, so we were happy boys. Dune to this day is *** ** *** **** ******. Gotta listen to the episode to unlock Ahsan's opinion, sorry loves. RECORDED ON: November 9th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Echo Chamber - Northlane Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

HOLA FREAKAZOIDS! I know we said we don't game much but we talk about it in this one, sorry to SWITCH up on you. Cologne talk and Jeremy Renner, that's all we can and should really say about this one. RECORDED ON: October 27th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Heaven Don't Have a Name - Jeremy Renner Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

2 months of no recording until this. Thank you and you're welcome. Have you ever heard of a show called “Squid Game”? Def recommend, don't say we never did nothin for ya. RECORDED ON: October 20th, 2021 INTRO SONG: VAMPYR - Void of Vision Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Hello, remember the crate challenge? Peoples ribs do. Time do be zoomin, this is an older episode only posted now as we catch up on picking this back up, sorry for the lag, not sorry. RECORDED ON: August 26th, 2021 INTRO SONG: “Tourniquet - P O R T A L S” by “TesseracT” Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

On this star-studded episode of The Talking Heads, we talk about Weddings, Frogs, Comics. Pretty much something for everyone. Look at how much we give, when do we get? Y'know? Anyway's the earth isn't flat, stop being dumb. RECORDED ON: August 18th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Whistleblower - Veil Of Maya Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

We survived our Journey To The Center Of Toronto to drop this episode over a month after its recording. We talk about fitness, Manga, UFC, old tales as usual. Also, Steven Seagal has a shitty show with a shitty name, we talk about it more than anyone ever has, probably even the writers. RECORDED ON: August 10th, 2021 INTRO SONG: The Beauty of Suffering - Spiritbox Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

NEW VOLUMES TRACK BABYYYY! We're back to posting after a little break due to life being life. We talk about music, VR tech, athletes, The Olympics. A little outdated now, but every day you're older and closer to death, so take what you can get, y'know? RECORDED ON: August 5th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Get Enough - Volumes Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

It was such an honor to get Dwayne The Rock Johnson on this episode. Thanks for coming on buddy. We get into talks of a leather kilt worn by one of the pillars of this podcast. As well as a chair straight from hell, that's the only way to describe it. RECORDED ON: July 28th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Alias - Sleep Waker Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

What's up?... Oh we're good, just got microchipped, one step closer to being fully bionic. We talk about electric cars, the badass pieces of art that are Pixar movie posters as wel11101 0110 0010 1110 0001 0011 0100 0111 0001 1001 RECORDED ON: July 14th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Alkaline - Sleep Token Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Come one, come none! We're naming a streets after this podcast and of it'is many great topics wer cover this episode such as: the “Family” meme that is still relevant, naming dogs after chsip, and Ahsan horidbke but loevable typos, etc. ect. RECORDED ON: July 8th, 2021 INTRO SONG: 6 (ft. Brendan Murphy) - Structures Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Welcome, all chocolate lovers to this week's episode of Choc-Talk. We talk about Kinder, happy meals, as well as the insane lifespan of Apple products, and other topics I can't remember because I'm listening to "Waterparks" at 2:15 AM and putting in 0-7 effort here. If you want a live performance of this episode, call us toll-free at (416) 420-6969. We charge by the minute, nothing in this life is free. RECORDED ON: June 28th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Poster Child - Born Of Osiris Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

THE BIG 50! HALFWAY TO A HUNDRED! THIS PODCAST IS AN OLD FART! This episode's alt. title is “The Economic Heads” because-well you'll get it if you listen, why do I have to make life easier for you?...K, we talk about tech, ways to make the workweek better maybe, also, people thinking we're jerks to servers when we're not (we think). RECORDED ON: June 17th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Vortex - Jinjer Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

Already “crime” for a new episode description?! Crime flies! (If you didn't already guess, this is a new dumb inside joke you'd get if you actually listened to this damn thing). We get into stuff such as The Bachelorette, TikTok, Steven Seagal, mental health a bit, what more do you want? RECORDED ON: June 8th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Knives - Bullet For My Valentine Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

We really had no idea where this one would go, but boy did it GO! Am I right?! Aha! *Sigh* You just had to be there. Oh well, your loss. K we'll be a little nice, some things we discussed were: Boxers, 3D Printing, reviews for a movie franchise we never spoke about before. RECORDED ON: June 2nd, 2021 INTRO SONG: Bloom - Of Mice & Men Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

HAPPY PASSWORD PROTECTION DAY OR WHATEVER IT IS TODAY! We get into topics such as Keanu Reeves, the immortal man. Jayson Derulo, the immortal cringe. Ridiculous names for colors also what is Justin Long up to these days? RECORDED ON: May 26th, 2020 INTRO SONG: Here's To Letting Go - The Air I Breathe Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

SPOILER: Summer heat roasts us, while we roast drivers with balls on their Jeeps. One could call this: “The circles of life”. RECORDED ON: May 13th, 2021 INTRO SONG: The Secret Life of Me - Waterparks Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod

We invite you to "EPISODE 45", an episode where no one is safe. I don't remember going off, but we kinda just lightly roasted everything and everyone, sorry not sorry. RECORDED ON: May 6th, 2021 INTRO SONG: SUPERSTAR - Ocean Grove Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

Hello, this is a new episode. We talk about mental health, a lucky card pull, a random petition about swiss cheese*TO UNLOCK THE REST OF THIS DESCRIPTION, YOU CAN PAY A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION FEE OF $420.00 TO bigfarts_69@gmail.com.* RECORDED ON: April 20th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Screaming - Loathe Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

An entire episode about something we love to hate? Naaah why would we ever do that? We talk about Czernik's mind being blown a few times and a fantastic movie called “Batman 2: Loki's Revenge”. RECORDED ON: April 14th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Basilisk - Like Moths To Flames Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

Good morning idiots. In this one we get into vaccinations a bit, April Fools (Ahsan's least favorite day), as well as resell culture in the vinyl community which has way too many layers to it. RECORDED ON: April 8th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Termination - The Devil Wears Prada Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

Your favorite boys back with another one. We talk about Ahsan's dummy sick trench coat that he looks absolutely fine as hell in. Like reaaaaally fire, it's stooopid how great he looks in it. We also talk about being in an absolutely useless class in high-school, vaccinations, Czernik being Henry Cavill, and a deep conversation about cereal. That is all I guess, bye! *Description typed by Ahsan* RECORDED ON: March 24th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Forbidden - Miss May I Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

Happy Easter! We took a week off because wth, we don't owe you an explanation. Anyways, now that you're done acting up, we have a new Northlane song, we talk about Ahsan's name, more weird things in Quebec, Czernik might be a sleeper agent, and we ask/poorly answer a popular question, "is Toronto all it's hyped up to be?" or are their POTHOLES in this “amazing” city. I'm Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline NBC. RECORDED ON: March 17th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Clockwork - Northlane Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

We dig deep on mature topics like “flatulence” and Lindsay Lohan's new crypto currency or something? Czernik's fever dream of a meal from a Quebec restaurant might just be the story of 2021. As well as our very own race against time with our responsibilities and hobbies. Typing this crap takes time too, it's 1:27AM and this is a day late cuz it was my birthday and I'm tired, leave me alone. RECORDED ON: March 10th, 2021 INTRO SONG: Electric Twilight - ERRA Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com

On this episode we get down and dirty about toilet time (business as usual). Stories of times we got robbed, Music, adapting to working from home and Liam Neeson's cheap camera tricks. Sit back and relax, unless you're using a Squat Toilet, in that case: Squat down and miss the mark. RECORDED ON: March 2nd, 2021 INTRO SONG: Viscera - Veil Of Maya (again, cuz its so good) Follow us on IG: @TheTalkingHeads.Pod Email us: TheTalkingHeads.Pod@gmail.com