The Temporal Trek Podcast

As ENT continues with its collection of Trilogies, Dan and Dan continue with the bumper episode reviews for the Temporal Trek viewing order.Is it the best Trilogy of the season?Does this mean we've peeked?Could this be the end of Vulcan a-holes?Who Exactly Runs Vulcan?These questions and more as we look at the Vulcan Trilogy.

Just when the Temporal Trek makes you think you've left the S3 ENT Xindi Arc - it pulls you right back in!This time we have a few minutes with T'pol and Soval as she decides to stay and lead a ragtag fugitive fleet, escaping their evil Human hating enemy, in their search for a new home... hey that sounds catchy!

After a VERY long break for the Temporal Trek, we are back with Attack of the Cloned Lords of the Flying in Space Poorly Dressed, Faggin's Street Urchin Augments!Three episodes sandwiched together as the Temporal Trek way of watching the show demands it, and actually it might be for the best.Genetic manipulation, medical ethics, morality of science... all of these topics are not discussed in any great depth. What we get is Beautiful people in string vests.Dan and Dan are back, but after this will they want to continue?

A Solo show, and Archer wishes he could say the same.Whilst he runs for the hills Hernandez is gonna give him a magic kiss to make it all better.Reed is being sleezy in a bar and gets into a fight.T'pol is pressured into a marriage to save her Mother' career, but her mother seems more interested in Trip.everyone isn't reading the reports about the Xindi arc!Oh yeah, and what about Hoshi?!?!

"Computer Engage Manual Steering Column!" With 'Star Trek Resurgence' the game, being released worldwide on PC and Console this week.Dan Hitch revisits a rant about mobile gaming from Episode 2 of Nexus Nights, outlines the hopes for this new game and recounts his favourite Trek game titles.

With the Expanse gone, the Xindi "Arc" finished it can mean only one thing, our Season 3 Retrospective.Unlike our annual review of Trek from in-universe Dan n Dan sit back and discuss the show as a bit of television.Compared to Season 2 and with a view to Season 4 on its way.

It's Valentines Day, the Xindi arc is concluded, Archer is both dead then alive, Heroes are forged... then utterly ignored the minute someone needs to buy a round!Dan and Dan finish Season 3 and move into the early parts of Season 4 as we examine "Zero Hour", "Stormfront Pt2 2154" and "Home" of Star Trek Enterprise.

Season 3 has been like no.96 buses.You wait two thirds for an arc to appear than four episodes of it happens at once.Welcome to the 13th Feb 2154 Otherwise known as The Council,More Twilight (Part 2 of 2154)Countdown and the first part of Zero Hour.Where is Hayes? Oh Never mindReed is still desperate to die a martyrHoshi is the saviour of Humanityand Archer angrily over promises - so T'pol and Trip have to work up a plan to shutdown the Spheres.

As the finale of PICARD loomed and the final episodes of Enterprise S3 loom for the Temporal Trek main show,Dan and Dan took some time outside the time-stream to contemplate the current shows as well as the new announcements in Trekdom as of Apr 2023. We catch up (so far) on Picard up to Episode 9 (this episode was recorded the DAY before the final episode)Discuss the Strange New Worlds S2 Trailerand speculate the possibilities (also commiserate the potential Temporal Trek pitfalls) of a S31 movie.

So its here, the episode we knew was coming and wondered how it would impact the rest of Season 3 Enterprise?Does having a long lost temporal cousin in the Expanse make it baffling why we haven't had more of this? Does it only present problems when watched in the Temporal Trek way?Does it have the single most believable Reed scene ever?... well yes that's one answer I can give.For all the other answers welcome to E2, or E Squared, or E Deux.

After the epic episode from last week, comes a great character heavy piece that Dan and Dan have been waiting on.We just have one question, why wasn't this all season long?

This is the BIG moment for Season 3.We've been waiting a LOOOOOOOONG time on the long road to finally get to the "arc" and it comes all at once.Azati Prime is in sight (providing the you're behind the right moon)The First section of Twilight set in 2154 shows that without Archer the NX-01 arent even there yet.and Damage shows what Archer needs to do to continue the mission, but is it a step too far?

huh? Dan Hitch is meddling with the device again?Something got crossed, or is that crossed over?Bare with us regular listeners, normal service will resume shortly.

It's the return of our watch-a-long format for the rewatch of Star Trek Enterprise Season 3 "Hatchery".MACOs being out-matchedArcher is out of sorts AGAINReed gets to blow up some XindiBUTTravis has something to doHoshi has a momentEV suits are worn (at first)Phlox gets to be his typical Phlox selfso is it a better episode than we think, or have we been spat in the face with an enzyme thats playing mind tricks with us?

Really in a Temporal Trek we just watched Phlox talk to himself whilst naked for three days.But going by the 1st hand evidence of Phlox's record we can construct his journey through an Anomaly.Vulcan Toilet habits are of course discussed as we continue to bring only the finest intellectual examination to the Trek franchise.

Its the return of our annual look back on the History of In-Universe Trek.A Return of Tech AchievementsMVPsCharacter ArcsProtocolsFirst Contacts andSilly Statistics

Its the end of 2153 and we only NOW meet the race responsible for the arc.Reed is truly awful in this episode and our three Reed-treds (Reed Hatreds) attests to it!Random MACOs we never see again, an Alien Canary or advance scout and fisty cuffs!

With Degra in the Brig, Archer can't wait to tell him everything he knows, oh wait, no he remembers he is the Abductor this week. Instead of pucnhing his prisoner in the kidneys he's gonna give him a blood worm lymphatic cleanse. What a nice guy.Will Degra fall for the plasma screen ploy?and alsoWHERE. IS. HAYES??!??

Shran is BACK!Do you think Archer might get his hints that something isn't on the level?A combined Human/Andorian with one Vulcan mission to steal a prototype Xindi weapon, nothing will possibly go wrong when it's 4:2.The main lesson to learn is don't mess with the Andorian Mining Consortium and evidently don't mess with Phlox or Archer otherwise they will concoct an elaborate torture method worthy of a Kobayashi Maru.

The Enterprise is taken over... AGAIN, nut this time forget pirates or space nazi's its Space Priests! Out to enact their religious war on the heretics in "Chosen Realm".Deejamat (or is it Steve?) will make you feel the Breath of the Makers as Dan n Dan get weird timey wimey feelings of a TOS episode to come so Let That Be You Last Space Priest!

It's the return of the Temporal Cold War, at least we 'think' so.Daniels shows up and has a mission for Archer, one that he already completed in the 21st century on this podcast.Trip is handed a duty roster as the Captain and T'Pol come back as soon as they left for all the 2153 scenes of "Carpenter Street".

The irony of this episode being one that corrupted in editing and the one you're listening to is the cloned recovered copy of the original edit is not lost on us here at TT.Phlox seemingly has a sour-dough starter crew of the Enterprise, is this a sci-fi episode or a romance episode? The 45 minutes never seems to know what it is.Join Dan n Dan, and Sim Dan n Dan as they inject a larvae with some Trek DNA and try to work out what the episdoe was trying to say.

We are back to Twilight, this time for a couple of minutes in the Alt-Timeline we discovered twoo weeks ago.Do these scenes, even out of context, have a value unto themselves?A lot is said with very little and the Dan's opinion of what occurs my surprise you.

Howd'y y'all!It's the first Cowboy episode in Temporal Trek, yet its in the 22nd century.Is the Law, lawful?Will Archer ever follow his own orders?Will the Quartermaster ever get the credit they deserve?Saddle up, lock and download the episode.Gather round the camp fire for some chow and lets shoot out some answers pard'ners.

Happy New Year, you know at this point in life its important to know that some hurdles can be overcome with a little patience...errr hang on its a week since i last said that?!!?Unfortunately for Archer his issues may not be resolved in a matter of hours AND he missed movie night in this Alt-History departure from last weeks timeline.There is no pillow but turn down the lights as we enter our next scene scene of Star Trek Enterprise "Twilight" 2153 part 2.

Happy New Year, you know at this point in life its important to know that some hurdles can be overcome with a little patience.Fortunately for Archer his issue is resolved in a matter of hours BUT he does miss movie night.Grab a pillow and turn down the lights as we enter our first few scenes of Star Trek Enterprise "Twilight" 2153.

We interrupt your usual Nexus Nights and Temporal Trek programming to bring you a special Ferengi Commerce Authority offer.Party away your hours in the Expanse with this incredible selection of hits!.BUY NOW!

Twas the episode before 2022 Christmas(cos last week got bumped)Gralik Durr was talkingArchers warpath got trumped.The Arborials are walking in a funny way,Dan's editing is awful we must say.Come one and all to the latest Temporal TrekStar Trek Enterprise "The Shipment" saves us from dreck.KEEP LISTENING to the END for a Christmas musical treat (if you can call it a treat)

Creepy guy with a Snow Globe!I know its snowy on lonely Scam artist mountain, but there was no way this was going to be our 2022 Christmas episode, so Star Trek Enterprise "Exile" is releasing early.Hoshi quite rightly shows a creepy Stalker the curb!

Vulcan Z,z,zombies!!and they want brains... no seriously some of them are just banging on doors with sticks; the rest seem pretty cognisant of their surroundings.T'pol looses her mind to Trellium D and Archer maybe has some residual monkey-man strength from Extinction?oh and has anyone seen Timmy?

The Reptillians defy the Council and send a mercenary spy on board Enterprise to collect bio data for their terrible new Bio-weapon project.This blurb makes the episode sound a LOT better than it actually is, Season 3 continues to disappoint as we see T'pol mind-assaulted AGAIN, the Enterprise is boarded and out matched AGAIN and wonder why E2 hasn't saved the day AGAIN!

Dan Hitch is the worst, the ABSOLUTE WORST!Send in the quarantine squad, set flamethrowers to maximum cos he made Dan Huckfield watch this episode on his Birthday week.What a terrible friend!What is an Urquat?andWhat is the point of this episode?

SPACE PIRATES! return, but not the same Space Pirates as Season 1 or 2, and certainly not Slime Monsters, sorry Nathan.We are back for a watch-a-long - from then Files of Temporal Trek with Special Guest Star Nathaniel Hitch.We get orbs, hockey pads, space wifi, airlocks and plenty of 'Angry Archer' but is it enough to make a good episode of Trek?

14 weeks into the mission in the Expanse this crew of two year veteran explorers finally make contact with... the MACOs.Oh yeah and some badly dubbed mining mafioso who, you've guessed it, abducts Archer.We, the audience, finally meet the Council of Xindi; and as our guest this week Nathan Hitch points out - it feels like Star Wars is in our Star Trek.

Dan and Dan look back over their journey through Enterprise Season 2:Looking at what we liked and what took more faith of the heart, Season 1 compared to Season 2,the fact we are half way through the long road,then talk about our hopes for Season 3.Do you agree with our opinions? Were we too harsh?Let us know.

Earth is attacked, and Star FLEET needs its one and only long distance ship (one of many in the FLEET) to spend weeks returning home to then spend days convincing Star FLEET that they should be the only ship to spend 7 weeks flying to a large expansive area of space called the...err... EXPANSE to spend months finding a species who attacked the Earth.Season 2 ends with an ominous tone,Duras loves his sequins and is a terrible military tactician, and we are that much closer to Season 3.

Dan and Dan do a first watch-a-long episode together, but rather than it be a classic, galaxy shattering, timeless masterpeice we get... BOUNTY. oh ffs!!Its a lot of things we've seen before, and hope to never see again. Star Trek Enterprise "Bounty" is perhaps Season 2 in a nutshell?

Its a proper Temporal Trek viewing experience, where we will only watch the scenes set in 2153.For the rest of the episode we already watched in Season 3 of the podcast.Archer is reeling from a personal loss and he goes Dark Matter hunting with T'pol.Star Trek Enterprise "First Flight"

WE ARE THE *REDACTED*YOU WILL BE *REDACTED*I can't believe i keep getting *redacted* of for *redacted* sake, why can't i talk about *redacted* we all know about *redacted* in the future.FINE, enjoy this episode with cybernetic creatures in Star Trek: Enterprise "Regeneration"Another Solo Show.

This week is a Solo show and a watch-a-long.So line up Cogentor on Netflix as Dan Hitch tries to figure what the central story was trying to be?What was Trip thinking?and Why o Why o WHY did the writers try to make Stilton cheese sexy?This episode also deals with suicide, and the first three minutes provide several UK and U.S.A phone numbers and text services you can use if you ever feel the need to talk to someone.Stay safe, stay with us, never give up.Star Trek Enterprise Cogenitor covers issues of sexual identity, gender identity, slavery and human rights.Intro music and jingles are from FreeMusicArchive.org

Are Denobulans the bad guys?Does that fit with what we've seen so far?is this all Antaraan Propaganda?What the hell is a Spelly....Speali....Speellyotham(sp)?Dan and Dan look to build bridges over The Breach in our knowledge. As our Look through Star Trek Enterprise Season 2 continues.Intro music and jingles are music from FreeMusicArchive.org

We return after our 21st century detour (unless you are listening in order then you won't recognise a difference)And TRAVIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO!say whaaaaa?

Before Dan and Dan take the Long Road back to 2152, join us again to round up 2024 Picard S2 with the end of last weeks episode and review.This episode will play on the main feed and our Sister Show feed Nexus Nights.

And here we are, the final part of Picard's journey to 2024.Can the motley crew save Renee? Which one?Should we care that evil do-ers lair gets blown up?Wait is that Wesley?and Q is dead, possibly?Its a packed finale and Dan and Dan will do their best to discuss the episode, the 2024 events and hopefully restore the timeline, ready for them to jump back to ENT next week.

Dan Hitch wanted Traps,Dan Hitch wanted HiJinks,Dan Hitch wanted ActionWhat he got was a pretty poor DnD campaign that had more Dungeons than Drones. Not to say there weren MANY Drones.Jurati talks down the Borg Queen and Rios proves he is staying in 2024 - NO QUESTION!

We get the resolution to the flashbacks we saw in Season1 Part 2 of this podcast with the little boy who saw Vulcans in a Wood. That's Almost 45 years to get an answer.We get new El Aurian Powers, Food Chat and Licking Car Batteries.WARNING TO DO NOT LICK CAR BATTERIES!

Dream Sequences after the editing nightmare of a Heist was a welcome necessary evil.Picard is in a Coma thankfully.... that came out wrong, i mean there isnt as many scenes to watch Chronologically in reality.Rios throws the Temporal Investigations handbook out the window all for Love.

It's official. for a Temporal Trek Podcast there is one episodic televisual format Worse than Dream Sequences,worse than Flashbacksworse than time travel, worse than temporal causality loops,Heists!From the planning, showing the plan working, showing the plan inevitably "fail" and then the twist resolution its a Time Stamp nightmare to take notes and edit.Rick Sanchez was right!This week we look at a chunk of Episode 4, all of 5 & a snippet of 6 in a bumper episode of Temporal Trek.

Rios is on his way to Deportation by ICE.Picard and the Watcher realise they have a common cause.Raffi commits Grand Theft Auto.Is it a Fast and a Furious Seven?And Jurati falls for Horror Movie 101!

We continue to watch the attempt by Picard and the Motley Crew to correct the Temporal Divergence in 2024.Speaking of Watching you'd think we'd see the Watcher in an episode called the Watcher, will we watch the watcher? is the watcher watching us? Watch this space, but maybe don't hold your breath.

Explosions in Time?We are going back to the 21st Century - 2024 to be specific.An aged Picard and a motley crew crash, sorry, controlled descent to Earth in an anarchic century, and they have a Borg Queen onboard? What the ever loving nanites?