Zlurpcast - Blood Bowl Podcast

At any given Blood Bowl Tournament, can the Cool Guys offset the Shitbags? Also, why doesn't Xtreme think Da 40 Minrs need Pep Talks anymore? DORF or CHORF status, can you Slunk Out of Chaos Cup and say hi to Mickey instead?  Xtreme CG Rating of +3, Jonny P thinks he's at +15 but probably +7 We talk Cabbage in the Graveyard, and then we move to the Gorf of Amorica to talk Chaos Cup and even Narth Amorica! (am I doing the parody names right?) - maybe a stop in Tornado, Oh-die-o for Bounty Bowl. Bring your pieces! And a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE about something that may be available at the Zlurpee Bowl store!

Get a Zlurpcast Exclusive about Zlurpee Bowl XIV that you won't hear anywhere else! Also, learn why a wealthy Xtreme (or Ratzi) would ask for his towels to be reheated and refreshed very often. Plus we'll cover the Radical Skillz and Snowbrawl Tournament in the Graveyard! Plus who is the best Dwarf Coach in Xtreme's Region for 2525 so far?!

Xtreme and Jonny P provide their 2024 Blood Bowl Tournament recap and a look to what we have planned next year! What If? Imagine eventually winning a Chaos Cup at some point but you are now too old and frail to even lift the trophy? Sad, bro. Key Takeaways to Become Better Keep Winning - Keep Grinning, fresh losses are important, Dennis Farina, Possibly owning a French friend in a drawer, Ryan is possibly made out of cabbage. Quotes to Memorize Before Next Episode "The badge doesn't make the Sheriff. You gotta kill a few outlaws." "Wouldn't it suck to be a Frenchman owned by a poolboy in Michigan?"

Recaps from White Skull Challenge, Goat-El Games and more. Listen if you dare with a QWERTY keyboard nearby! Who still likes Pepsi and Pizza? It's all luck mofos so be lucky and listen to this episode now.  Get your hands on the F Cancer Token from Charlie Victor by Nov 3rd!

Xtreme is not only the genius behind the amazing Blood Bowl event, Zlurpee Bowl, but he's the master of the "HOW COME" answer. Biran didn't show (dick) but Valdric did, so let's take a Zlurpcast TV spin on recapping ZlurpeeBowl XIII in the Tournament Graveyard. Bonus points for any Goley Mah themed teams next year! Hear about Jonny's near-victory in earning a set of fingers in an RPS tournament and his proven cheating paranoia winning strategy. (spoiler - paper 60%) Sidenote: Are we replacing dice rolls with fingers? "Math. The language of the world." - Jonny P Asterisk in Sol Doc-Cock's win as he didn't cure Mike of his cold during their match. Under investigation now. Hear about Jonny's new tournament idea that could make the fluffheads, statdorks, sluts, dweebies, and wastoids happy. Competitor Pro Tip: Kilowog's clipboard needs to be added to BigDealSwag.com immediately!   You'll be CHUMPING at the bit to listen to this one! GLUG GLUG GLUG for Schrodinger's Bone!

Second Sons and Headbangers Ball covered in the Tournament Graveyard while we go Around the Old World for a couple upcoming events in our area. The first half of this episode has a weird buzz in the background. Sorry folks. You would think using a real radio studio would be better quality. You would be wrong. Let's add a Saul Hudson ( / ) in there as the second half of this episode welcomes Steve Lemky to join us and talk about the Canadian Blood Bowl Major: Spike Tournament on Oct 5th and 6th Zlurpcast sponsored by Charlie Victor Products - the best Blood Bowl accessories around!

WE HAVE FRILLS! And lots of 'em! Mike Muller, aka Valdric, joins us to talk about his experience at Amorical Cup in Ott-Wah, Ontery'O, Can-Nadah, Narth Amorica and to see how his team from the Unorted Starts of Amorica did. With the power of hamburgers and guns, Mike discussed how this event came into existence again post Nurgle Plague of 2520. Jonny P goes into the archives to when his Yiayia told him it was ok for his boyfriend to come over. Xtreme learns more than he ever wanted to know about reliquaries and talks Totchos. BIG DEBATE: Stars in Tournaments! Listen then help us continue arguing on the internet! Remember Zlurp Nation, when you show up to play a game of Blood Bowl, you can always say "No Thank You" and walk away. Please DO keep an ongoing Frill tally as you listen to us recap and preview tournaments. Get merch at ZlurpNation.com and check out Jonny P's game at DeathPath.com

Greetings Zlurp Nation! Xtreme covers the recent Lil' Zlurp Blood Bowl tournament and we preview what's going down in our area in June. More Star Player bashing from Jonny P and we do a deep dive into Xtreme's anti-brainfreeze super power.

Jonny P vs Xtreme n Sons -- hear the stories and the lies. We all remember Blood Bowl tournaments differently. It's best to wait awhile to talk about it so the losses hurt a bit less. Hear what Tournament Giveaway Jonny thinks is the next 'big thing', and speaking of big things, will the Big Show be at Zlurpee Bowl? Listen and find out nerds. More info at ZlurpNation.com

It's our Just-Before-Adepticon special previewing Xtreme and Jonny's plans for the upcoming huge miniature gaming  convention. Around the Old World covers the Bank of Altdorf Clash for Cash and the annual Die-Town Scares (Chicago Bears) themed tournament - Stupor Bowl at Adepticon. Discussion of real Sneaky Gits in Blood Bowl, might get you a free jacket, free weed, or the opportunity to pull a Jeff Gillooly. Learn the finer points of the Peletis Pistachio Theorem just before we get the Zlurpcast Exclusive. We talk to the creator of Nexus, Scott Rumptz, about his game born from a love of Blood Bowl and D&D. We discuss floor Saws, Targ balls, and clubbing seals with a game board. Nexus is an amazingly brutal and hilarious game which also allows you to sponsor a Little Fucker - which is nice. Throw painted models at your friends and get the game at a discount and the brand new Nexus Unsanctioned Expansion on Kickstarter now!

On recent episodes, we discussed the return of the world famous Blood Bowl extravaganza known as Zlurpee Bowl, but that return isn't complete without the limited edition Zlurpcast Blood Bowl Ball Token you can get at that event. Learn how to get this piece of BloodBowl future history in your hands, plus get a recap of Jonny's team, the Old York Defiants at The College of Celestial Magic's Aerial Ascension and Xtreme's legendary team, Da 40 Miners, performance at Tzeentchessee Open. Join the Zlurp Nation on Facebook and stay for the commercials at the end of the episode!

It's a new year and a new Zlurpcast episode! Early 2024 brings several Blood Bowl events that many Zlurp Nation memebers may find themselves at. NAF Tournaments on FUMBBL- are they real or are they bits and bytes and sprites?  Find out what an "NAF-Approved" tournament means to Jonny P and Xtreme. How has Zlurpus been over the years. He first took the pitch as a toddler, and he is planning to make his comeback at Zlurpee Bowl XIII. And ANOTHER ZLURPEE BOWL Exclusive! And finally, Jonny P will talk about how the hell he made it on Wheel of Fortune! 

It's the final Zlurpcast of the year and we just had to share an announcement about the resurrection of one of the longest running Blood Bowl tournaments in the world, Zlurpee Bowl! (Where is Zlurpus?!) Tournament Graveyard includes Xtreme's coverage of Mr. Elbow Invitational Rumble, Jonny P's plans for Royal Open V, and how to join US in the NAF Live Snow-Down on FUMBBL. Get show merch and info at ZlurpNation.com

As with most sequels of an already rebooted franchise, keep your expectations low here Zlurp Nation. Xtreme and Jonny P were NOT at this year's Chaos Cup, so why even bother listening to them? The were, however, at the The Guild of Assassin's Red Tide Charity Cup and will discuss their matches and if Xtreme walked away with another banner in the Big House with Da 40 Miners. It's a Blood Bowl Podcast for Dwarf Lovers and Smothers Brothers, and you may even find out what happened to G-Dub!

Xtreme and Jonny P are back to talk about the wonderful misery that can only be found on the Blood Bowl pitch. The Tournament Graveyard looks back at the legendary Underworld Cup in Michigan while we go Inside the Dugout to find out what Main Guy and Other Guy are bringing to an upcoming Iowa tournament. Also, do we still even have a Main and Other guy situation or have they renegotiated their contracts? Find out who your REAL friends are and who your BLOOD BOWL friends are in this episode of Zlurpcast! Stay connected and get official merch at ZlurpNation.com