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Hello!WellHere we are - 10 more eps of INDIE AF about to gently slide your way starting with this joyous chat to the truly wonderful RUSS MORE on the astoundingly brilliant FABLE AND FOLLY NETWORK - HOUSING OVER 120 AUDIO DRAMA SHOWS! WWOW!One way of working to make any kind of splash or pennies is to join a network like this one for audio fiction - there are a good few of grooviness now - Faustian Nonsense being one and Realm and you can join Dramafy or moonlight audio or Mutual Audio Network and Rusty Quill to name a few! Have a look and see where they are looking to grow their AF repertoire! Have a listen to Russ waxing lyrical about the grooviness of how the network functions and the people who make it happen.Please feel free to let me know if you have any questions via here or ping any thoughts to quirkyvoices@gmail.comWe explore :How and why the network startedWhat they aim to doTheir MISSION STATEMENTHow does the onboarding process workWhat your show needs to have achieved to get onboardWhy being active in the community is helpful!Why helping fuel network socials helpsWhat community sessions areHow ads are chosen for shows/by showsWhy it's best to have shows that are 'as close to always on as possible'What to do next if you have a finished season...How you can support F&F!Thanks so much to Russ!I do feel and still will that if YOU feel so inspired and are in a community that's active and enthused, why don't YOU start a network with themmmm>? Ah gwan! Gluck out there....CONGRATS TO CHRISTIAN WIGLEY who won the Christmas episode microphone! WOOHOO- It will be on its way shortly! So glad TO SHARE SOMETHING OF USE. If you want to sponsor a giveaway on this show - a mic, interface, gift a patreon or a year on a platform, ping me - we can give someone something and make them happy! So excited to get any feedback for this fun show - love the creatives I chat to and hope you do too - please do share it, so others can find it, rate and reviiewwwww! Huge thanks and...Next week - DISCORD...WHYYY? HOW DO WE USE IT? With some stellar guests(Recorded in 2025 so no discussion of updates but...you can start that convo right?)Exciting times ahead....HAPPY CREATING

A science fiction podcast about finding and preserving new and unique sounds. Paris travels to Quark Labs to record a brand new lifefrom's very first words.TRANSCRIPT: https://jumpshare.com/share/kHGQPe5023yzYQO6qF11?b=lLHfC6sijiL0xxy20Ow4 This episode was written by Lee Tomanelli and directed by Leo Lion and Lauren McKee. Sound design, mixing, and foley by Lee Tomanelli, with artistic input from Cai Gwilym Pritchard. Featuring the voices of Eric Lawrence Taylor, Lee Tomanelli, Dante DiGangi, and Avalon Willowbloom.You can find The Sound Museum here.Join the Faustian Nonsense discord server.

The Sound Museum - The LabParis travels to Quark Labs to record a brand new lifeform's very first words. WRITTEN by: Lee Tomanelli DIRECTED by: Leo Lion Lauren McKee MIXING/MASTERING by: Cai Gwilym Pritchard Lee Tomanelli FOLEY by: Cai Gwilym Pritchard Lee TomanelliSOUND DESIGN by: Lee Tomanelli EDITING by Lee Tomanelli Cai Gwilym PritchardSTORY CONSULTANT: Dante DiGangiSCRIPT EDITING by: Hannah Levin Dante DiGangiPROJECT MANAGEMENT by: Dante DiGangi Nat Kelley DiMario Lee TomanelliSOCIAL MEDIA by: Lee Tomanelli Dante DiGangi Tony DiCaro-Smith Lauren McKeeCAST:SLOAN Eric Lawrence TaylorPARIS Lee TomanelliVINCENT CARTER Dante DiGangiDAPHNI Avalon WillowbloomSPECIAL THANKS TO:Dante FrontaniThe Fab FourThe Tomanelli Family And All the people who didn't tell me to shut up when I spoke way too much about the things that I loveSOCIAL MEDIA! Cai Gwilym Pritchard - @caigwilympritchard (substack)Dante DiGangi -@mementomortsafe (all platforms)Hannah Levin - @ImTired81 (Twitter) @imtired.bsky.socialLee Tomanelli - @contrastbylee (instagram)Leo Lion - @whosleolion (Instagram)Tony DiCaro-Smith - @dicarosmith (instagram)Mentioned in this episode:This podcast is part of the Faustian Nonsense network

Faustian Nonsense is back with Chain of Being which is a mythic science fiction podcast which is a glimpse into the future: where gods control the cosmos and mortals are left to fend for themselves in a vast, indifferent universe. Follow the immortal Adam (of Eden fame) as he hunts down an extra-universal threat whilst also confronting his past. Set in an extensive universe that blends religious fantasy elements with space opera science fiction by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Faustian Nonsense is back with Chain of Being which is a mythic science fiction podcast which is a glimpse into the future: where gods control the cosmos and mortals are left to fend for themselves in a vast, indifferent universe. Follow the immortal Adam (of Eden fame) as he hunts down an extra-universal threat whilst also confronting his past. Set in an extensive universe that blends religious fantasy elements with space opera science fiction by Cai Gwilym Pritchard.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Faustian Nonsense is back with Chain of Being which is a mythic science fiction podcast which is a glimpse into the future: where gods control the cosmos and mortals are left to fend for themselves in a vast, indifferent universe. Follow the immortal Adam (of Eden fame) as he hunts down an extra-universal threat whilst also confronting his past. Set in an extensive universe that blends religious fantasy elements with space opera science fiction by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jack catches up with Jaci Szilagyi from Faustian Nonsense to see what's new with Mutual's sister network! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jack catches up with Jaci Szilagyi from Faustian Nonsense to see what's new with Mutual's sister network! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey everyone, Jack is back to tell you about another Faustian Nonsense show that is crowdfunding their second season RIGHT NOW at https://seedandspark.com/fund/chain-of-being-season-two!CHAIN OF BEING is a mythic science fiction podcast which is a glimpse into the future: where gods control the cosmos and mortals are left to fend for themselves in a vast, indifferent universe."We aim to show the potential for audio fiction to tell radical stories in radical ways. Season 2 tells three simultaneous stories, exploring the state's place in our lives and its effect on us. We bring you these stories through a variety of innovative, even experimental, sound design techniques."Please support this project if you can, as they need to reach at least 80% of their goal to make season 2 and receive any money pledged on Seed&Spark.

Episode 14: The Warlord Chain of Being is a mythic science fiction podcast which is a glimpse into the future: where gods control the cosmos and mortals are left to fend for themselves in a vast, indifferent universe. CoB needs donations to the crowdfunding campaign to be able to pay the fantastic team that has been gathered to get it made. Check out their incentives on the crowdfunding page at: https://seedandspark.com/fund/chain-of-being-season-two Follow Chain of Being on Twitter and Tumblr for updates! Chain of Being and BE NOT AFRAID are part of the Faustian Nonsense network.

Harper's jury duty ordeal continues! We learn all about the difficulties parking an invisible jet, what Harper's fellow jurors truly care about, and the Allitigator's true motives in allowing Harper on the jury.Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by Jaci SeelagyCASTNarrator/Stenographer - Jonny SimsMelissa - Sam YeowGPS Voice - Avalon WillowbloomHarper Hallo - MornalPike L'oatel - Nataniel Brown-SchillingJay - Lee TomanelliBailiff - Sarah PalmeroJudge - Chijioke WilliamsAllitigator - Xan WyngrafTre Moe - Joshua ShamburgerCole Castillo - Erin Nicole LundquistSecurity Guard Witness - Joe CruzRen - Leland HallKelley Ess - Jarvis BaileySpectacuLass - Michelle WeatherbeeSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:THE ATTIC MONOLOGUES: Season 2 is coming! The Attic Monologues is a queer urban fantasy podcast that SUPER SUITS listeners are sure to love! The show follows Nyx Ryland, a nonbinary university student who decides to record themselves practicing monologues using a collection they found in their attic. Using their flatmate and life-long crush, Bella Crow, as their audience, they begin reading them. But these monologues are strange, and dreamlike, and the more Nyx reads, the more it becomes evident that things are not as they seem. These monologues are not just paper and ink, the world is not what they knew, and the people they love just might be in danger - or the danger itself. Listen to season 1 wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on twitter at @AtticMonologues!

Harper sees the legal system from a whole new angle when they get jury duty--on a case being litigated by their own firm! Will the Allitigator, half man, half alligator, all litigator, let them on the jury?Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by Jaci SeelagyCASTNarrator: Jonny SimsMelissa: Sam YeowAllitigator: Xan WyngrafHarper Hallo: MornalHazel Hallo: Ty CokerLOIS: Rebecca HanssonCole Castillo: Erin Nicole LundquistBonnie Firestein: Marion ToroTre: Joshua ShamburgerJury Wrangler: Tega ElamPike: Nataniel Brown-SchillingJay: Lee TomanelliSecurity Guard: JD FierceCriminal Lawyer 1: Jodi HansenDebbie: Marguerite KennerKen/Batman-Voiced Lawyer: Greg CarrobisJudge: Chijioke WilliamsSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Check out THE GORGON SHOW at faustiannonsense.com/gorgon-show

Harper's law school nemesis appears at last, and leaves Harper in a foul mood--just in time to juggle a group of truly haunting witnesses and a case that may be more sinister than it appears.Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by Jaci SeelagyCASTNarrator: Jonny SimsHarper Hallo: MornalJohn: Nataniel Brown-SchillingEphi: Rook MogaveroDylan: Xan WyngrafJillian: Avalon WillowbloomLOIS: Rebecca HanssonBonnie Firestein: Marion ToroCole Castillo: Erin Nicole LundquistKathleen Snyder: Alex NursallDead Person 1: Bennoni ThomasDead Person 2: Tatiana BotschagowDead Person 3: Shakyra DunnPaul Patimus Brown: Torian BrackettMalcolm Aria: Ben MeredithMark Ment: Brandon JenkinsGideon Smurton: Noah BelachewSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Check out the Dumb-Dumbs and Dice network at https://www.dumbdumbdice.com !

Harper gets an up-close look at how the Secret Identity Maintenance and Protection department operates. But how far are these agents willing to go to help an iconic Megalopolis super avoid the skeletons in his closet?Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by Joe Cruz and Paul WalshCASTNarrator - Jonny SimsMolly Thee Pony - Shakyra DunnDolleen Parson - Michelle WetherbeeCaptain Cowboy - Paul WalshBonnie Firestein - Marion ToroHarper Hallo - MornalCole Castillo - Erin Nicole LundquistLOIS - Rebecca Hansson Agent Agent - Lee TominelliHolly Hallo - Lindsay ZanaJack O'Brien - Paul WalshMalcolm Aria - Ben MeredithSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:The Secret of Saint Kilda: In this supernatural thriller series, listeners will follow Lockie, a charismatic con man who escapes to St Kilda with the promise that this time he'll change his ways. Unfortunately, the island and its unusual inhabitants have other ideas. He seeks redemption and they seek a saviour, but you know what they say - no change without sacrifice. https://pod.link/1600585805

Things get meta when a notorious client sues a true crime podcast for alleging supervillainy! Harper learns vital lessons about defamation, podcasting, and the perils of breaking the fourth wall.Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by Jaci SeelagyCASTNarrator - Jonny SimsLily - Daisy BarajasJo - Rook MogaveroLOIS - Rebecca HanssonHarper Hallo - MornalMalcolm Aria - Ben MeredithGalaxy Brain - Thom FreitagCole Castillo - Erin Nicole LundquistBonnie Firestein - Marion ToroAgent (FWIP) - Lee TomanelliFederal Agent - Robert DuranteSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Vigil: For years, Hero Trackers has covered the biggest news in the world of super powered heroics. What we didn't know is that some of the most influential cases all had one thing in common: Vigil. Join Maria Kennedy as she uncovers who Vigil was and the impact he had on some of the most well-known supers of our age. Vigil: An audio fiction, superhero thriller in ten parts. Produced by Button Podcasts in collaboration with All In Productions. Check it out at https://pod.link/1629511000

Harper is star-struck when their favorite sitcom star needs legal help! But the charming actor harbors an unusual secret.Story by Joe CruzScript by Stefen LewisCAST:Narrator: Jonny SimsDirector: Dan KovelJill/Ellie: Lindsay ZanaLuke: Luke PatrickHarper Hallo: MornalPeter/Paul/Peter 2: Greg CarrobisLOIS: Rebecca HanssonBonnie Firestein: Marion ToroCole Castillo: Erin Nicole LundquistHazel Hallo: Ty CokerMalcolm Aria: Ben MeredithSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Dungeons & Drimbus: Professional actors playing unprofessional D&D characters. Professionally. Super heroes? Ok. A gang of babies? ...sure. Wait, Shia LeBeouf? And WTF is a Drimbus? Using traditional D&D mechanics to tackle non-traditional scenarios, join our cast of professional idiots as they try to roll their way out of the most ridiculous situations. Check it out at https://pod.link/1518292579

When a team of teen superheroes needs the firm's help, Harper faces their biggest challenge yet: babysitting.Story by Stefen Lewis and Hannah LevinScript by Stefen Lewis and Hannah LevinCast:Harper Hallo: MornalBonnie Firestien: Marion ToroColette Castillo: Erin Nicole LundquistLOIS: Rebecca HanssonMal Aria: Ben MeredithNarrator: Jonny SimsCrow: Michelle WetherbeeMomentum: Oli ReedyWeasel: Joe CruzMisdemeanor: Brenden SoutherlandBlack Tornado: Paul HikariRed Canary: Alex NursallRatman: Dan KovelThe Haste: Jarvis BaileyGolden Cockroach: JD FierceAgent Agent: Lee TominelliSIMP Agent 2: Jeff ManzolliMr. Schmidt: Axandre OgeSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Trailers heard after this episodeHannahpocalypse is a comedy/horror audio drama that follows living dead girl Hannah; a zombie ‘living' her best life long after the zombie apocalypse has come and gone. Listen at https://pod.link/1536198867 Human B Gon: Excited about the AI Takeover? Lol at a future where robots capture stray humans. New episodes bi-weekly. Warning: violence and stupidity. Listen at https://pod.link/1621946962

In which an unexpected visitor comes to the Library's Garden. To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description. Dramatis Personae: MARY CATHERINE O'HARTE as ROSE Written by ALEX NIGHTINGALE Directed by ALEX KINGSLEY Produced by LINWOOD Scoring by LINWOOD End credits music by ALEX SCHWARTZ Episode Transcript by MATY PARZIVAL Episode Art by CLAIRE A. DINNEBIER Follow us on Twitter @AmongStacks for future news and updates, or on our Tumblr amongthestackspodcast Visit our website at amongthestackspodcast.com Join our Discord server here View the episode transcript here  This week's episode features a trailer for the show Super Suits on the Faustian Nonsense Network. Listen and rate on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or any other podcatcher. Follow it on Twitter, and view transcripts and more about the show on the Faustian Nonsense website here Content warnings for this episode include: Animal cruelty Animal death

A shady corporation tries to evict a supervillain from her lair, and Smith, Smythe, Smithers, and Smithson is on the case! Harper reluctantly helps with Mal's delay tactics, but a mysterious rival from Mal's past may drive Mal to extremes...Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by Joe Cruz, Jaci Seelagy, and Rebecca HicksCast:Doctor Rota Torque: Sabine Novakovic-WagnerProcess Server: Jodi HansenPizza Guy (Male) (Russian accent): Paul HikariNarrator: Jonny SimsHarper Hallo: MornalMal Aria: Ben MeredithPhil Aria: Tim MeredithLOIS: Rebecca HanssonJasmine Green: Sam YeowJudge: Chijioke WilliamsBonnie Firestein: Marion ToroCole Castillo: Erin Nicole LundquistSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Midnight Burger: When Gloria took a waitressing job at a diner outside of Phoenix, she didn't realize she was now an employee of Midnight Burger, a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner. Every day Midnight Burger appears somewhere new in the cosmos along with it's staff: a galactic drifter, a rogue theoretical physicist, a sentient old-timey radio, and some guy named Caspar. No one knows who built Midnight Burger or how it works, but when it appears there's always someone around who could really use a cup of coffee. "When the waves of the universe crash unrelentingly, when the stars seem indifferent to your plight, suddenly there is a diner." We open at 6. Find Midnight Burger at https://pod.link/1537653218 or on your favorite podcast app! Death by Dying: The Obituary Writer of Crestfall, Idaho finds himself deeply in over his head as he investigates a series of strange and mysterious deaths… when he is supposed to simply be writing obituaries. Along the way he encounters murderous farmers, man-eating cats, haunted bicycles, and a healthy dose of ominous shadows. Find Death by Dying at https://pod.link/1437812269 or on your favorite podcast app!

Harper's solitary night shift turns out to be anything but peaceful when it's crashed by their own mother, a potential client and her daughter, and a surprise supervillain attack!Story by Joe CruzScript by Joe Cruz and Hannah LevinCast:Narrator - Jonny SimsHarper Hallo - MornalHolly Hallo/The Halo - Lindsay ZanaHazel Hallo - Ty CokerLOIS - Rebecca HanssonBonnie Firestein - Marion ToroCole Castillo - Erin Nicole LundquistMalcolm Aria - Ben MeredithKaren Luplow - Tega ElamMary Luplow - Shakyra DunnSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!Mentioned in this episode:Check out Fawx & Stallion at https://pod.link/1644173428 : London, 1889. When the residents of 221B Baker Street leave town for the weekend to solve one of their most famous cases, no one is left to clear a poor housekeeper's name of a crime she didn't commit. Well, no one except for their neighbors at 224B…

Harper gets their first night shift and finally meets the boss, Malcolm Aria! The case? A supervillain attack on an oft-attacked venue!Story by Jaci SeelagyScript by JC MillerCast:Harper Hallo: MornalBonnie Firestein: Marion ToroColette Castillo: Erin Nicole LundquistLOIS: Rebecca HanssonMal Aria: Ben MeredithAusten Tennesley the 8th: Greg CarrobisHell-ium/Liam Hellsworth: Torian BrackettEllery Forest (Plaintiff Lawyer): Dan KovelClerk: JD FierceMaster of Ceremonies: Brenden SoutherlandRachel Fletcher: Tatiana BotschagowSondra and Juror: Avalon WillowbloomStagehand (Trevor): Joe CruzNarrator: Jonny SimsGala Guests 1 and 2: Michelle Wetherbee and Sarah PalmeroBailiff: Sarah PalmeroJudge: Chijioke WilliamsSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!

Harper Hallo, a law student in the city of Megalopolis, starts their new job at the city's most super law firm!Episode credits:Story by Hannah LevinScript by Hannah LevinCast:Narrator - Jonny SimsLOIS - Rebecca HanssonHarper Hallo - Jimothy StewartBonnie Firestein - Marion ToroColette Castillo - Erin LundquistDraco Lynx - Axandre OgeMark Ment/Duperman - Brandon JenkinsReporter (Narrator) - Jonny SimsRoose Cayne - Dan KovelArthur Blane - Jeff ManzolliHazel Hallo - Ty CokerThe Halo - Lindsay ZanaSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!

Coming February 6, 2023, SUPER SUITS is an audio sitcom about a law firm in a world full of superpowers.This trailer features:Jonny Sims as NarratorRebecca Hansson as L.O.I.S.Marion Toro as Bonnie FiresteinErin Nicole Lundquist as Cole CastilloMornal as Harper HalloBen Meredith as Malcolm AriaSUPER SUITS is brought to you by Faustian Nonsense. Follow SUPER SUITS on twitter at @SuperSuitsPod, and Faustian Nonsense at @FaustNonsense. See transcripts at faustiannonsense.com/super-suits and check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.SUPER SUITS is directed by Amelia Kinch and sound edited by Cai Gwilym Pritchard. The showrunner overseeing SUPER SUITS writing and production is Jaci Seelagy. All music in SUPER SUITS is by TJ Woods, you can find more of his work here.If you like what we do and would like to support us, check out our Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense. You can also get bonus features like monthly shoutouts, outtakes, and more for SUPER SUITS and our other shows!

From the fantastic folks over at the Faustian Nonsense Network, we've got the first episode of Jack of All Trades as a feed drop!Jack of All Trades follows Jack Withers as she tries (and succeeds!) to get a job as a repair person for Fidus Achates- except her entire resume is faked and all the necessary repairs are actually the result of hauntings in the buildings! A horror comedy podcast that is really comedy until is really isn't, Jack of All Trades has a 12 episode first season with more episodes coming in the future.You can learn more about Jack of All Trades and all of the other fine Faustian Nonsense shows at faustiannonsense.com and listen to all of their shows wherever you get your podcasts.

Up a few days late, our apologies! FA gets pretty busy this time of year.Ms. Knight gives performance reviews to Faustian Nonsense's valued patrons. If you, too, would like to be "reviewed" by Ed each month, you can sign up for the Crossroads tier of the FN patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Mentioned in this episode:Thank you for listening!Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Thank you to our Top Patrons! Jolene Probsnothawkeye

MADCON 2022 completes this week with our thanks to Tony and the Faustian Nonsense crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MADCON 2022 completes this week with our thanks to Tony and the Faustian Nonsense crew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with Faustian Nonsense's incredible hosting of this year's MADCON (The Modern Audio Drama Convention) online with Friday July's 15th's Introduction! Come and join the replay of the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with Faustian Nonsense's incredible hosting of this year's MADCON (The Modern Audio Drama Convention) online with Friday July's 15th's Introduction! Come and join the replay of the fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Introducing the pilot episode of THE GORGON SHOW, a talk show hosted by Penny the gorgon (and her head snakes!). Penny interviews monsters, cryptids, and mythological creatures of all sorts. In this episode, she chats with Hopleus the taraxippus, or "horse disturber." You'll also hear a familiar voice in Penny's oracle roommate Sibyl, who sounds eerily like Jaci Seelagy, and therefore like Jack! Penny Cephalonia sounds a lot like Rebecca Hicks, on Twitter at @RHicks. Music in THE GORGON SHOW is by TJ, the empathic vampire! Learn more or get your own awesome music at https://linktr.ee/afkai (https://linktr.ee/afkai). Sound editing by Sibyl's doppelganger Jaci. Check out the art of Penny's vocal doppelganger at https://lunaseastudios.storenvy.com/ (lunaseastudios.storenvy.com)! Follow The Gorgon Show on Twitter at @GorgonShow, or email us at gorgonshow@faustiannonsense.com. See transcripts at https://my.captivate.fm/faustiannonsense.com/gorgon-show (faustiannonsense.com/gorgon-show). THE GORGON SHOW, like JACK OF ALL TRADES, is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense network. Check out other projects by FN at https://my.captivate.fm/faustiannonsense.com (faustiannonsense.com). If you'd like to support the show, and the independent creators of FN, you can become a patron at https://my.captivate.fm/patreon.com/faustiannonsense (patreon.com/faustiannonsense) and earn our boundless and eternal gratitude! Mentioned in this episode: Thank you for listening! Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Thank you to our Top Patrons! Jolene Probsnothawkeye

In this special minisode, Edwith Knight herself welcomes you to apply to work for Fidus Achates, and responds to individual applications. To get your own personalized response from Ed, subscribe to the Faustian Nonsense Patreon at patreon.com/faustiannonsense at the Crossroads tier. After the first month (when Ed welcomes you to the FA family), you'll get a monthly performance review from Ms. Knight, right here in the JACK OF ALL TRADES feed! JACK OF ALL TRADES is a proud member of the Faustian Nonsense network. Check out our other shows at faustiannonsense.com.

The crew of The Green Horizon are offered a chance at a new life in the final episode of season 3. Created and Written by Paul Walsh With Kieran Walsh as Gino Whelan Caoimhe Walsh as Sonya Halley Steven Stubbs as Bernard Dooley Amy Jackman as Jilly Whelan Paul Walsh as Peter Savage Amy Rothwell as RedBekka Roy David Orion Pena as Angelo Whin Kayla Valderas as Madame Celeste Jack Bishop as Mortlock Claire Cullen Delsol as Sister Modesty & Amy Orr as Vraxia Le Thor Music Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org Augmentations by Kai Engel Firestorm by Sputnik Booster Countdown by Alexander Nakarada & Heaven is the Other Way by Big Sandy and his Fly-Rite Boys Attributions SFX sourced on Freesound.org: CosmicD- Engine_Hum_New.wav Inspectorj- Door, Front, Opening.wav ddunkley- footsteps on metal.wav Qubodup- Sci fi Laboratory Ambience The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

Chaos ensues aboard The Green Horizon when Sonya falls asleep at the helm. Created and Written by Paul Walsh With Kieran Walsh as Gino Whelan Caoimhe Walsh as Sonya Halley Steven Stubbs as Bernard Dooley Amy Jackman as Jilly Whelan Paul Walsh as Peter Savage Amy Rothwell as RedBekka Roy Claire Cullen Delsol as Sister Modesty & Amy Orr as Vraxia Le Thor Music Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org Augmentations by Kai Engel Blackout Romeo by The Spin Wires Attributions SFX sourced on Freesound.org: CosmicD- Engine_Hum_New.wav Inspectorj- Door, Front, Opening.wav ddunkley- footsteps on metal.wav Qubodup- Sci fi Laboratory Ambience The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

Gino buys a very distracting video game, much to the annoyance of most of the crew of The Green Horizon. Created and Written by Paul Walsh With Kieran Walsh as Gino Whelan Caoimhe Walsh as Sonya Halley Steven Stubbs as Bernard Dooley Amy Jackman as Jilly Whelan Paul Walsh as Peter Savage Amy Rothwell as RedBekka Roy & Danny Young as Primus Cydron Music Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org Augmentations by Kai Engel Prophet Punk by Sputnik Booster Attributions SFX sourced on Freesound.org: CosmicD- Engine_Hum_New.wav ddunkley- footsteps on metal.wav Qubodup- Sci fi Laboratory Ambience The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

The crew of The Green Horizon come to the aid of a vessel in need. Created and Written by Paul Walsh With Kieran Walsh as Gino Whelan Caoimhe Walsh as Sonya Halley Steven Stubbs as Bernard Dooley Amy Jackman as Jilly Whelan Paul Walsh as Peter Savage Amy Rothwell as RedBekka Roy Danny Young as David Kilgore & Kathryn Stanley as Parker Brett Music Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org Augmentations by Kai Engel Attributions SFX sourced on Freesound.org: CosmicD- Engine_Hum_New.wav ddunkley- footsteps on metal.wav Qubodup- Sci fi Laboratory Ambience The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

The crew of The Green Horizon attempt to sample the delights of local Voider cuisine. Created and Written by Paul Walsh With Kieran Walsh as Gino Whelan Caoimhe Walsh as Sonya Halley Steven Stubbs as Bernard Dooley Amy Jackman as Jilly Whelan Paul Walsh as Peter Savage Amy Rothwell as RedBekka Roy Luke Watson as Roger Halley Kathryn Stanley as GB Cashier Rebecca Goos as Elizabeth Dannigan Claire Cullen Delsol as Sister Modesty & Amy Orr as Vraxia Le Thor Music Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org Augmentations by Kai Engel Dinner in Paris by Dazie Mae Bottle of Wine by Deano Waco Night Before Christmas by Harry E. Humphrey Attributions SFX sourced on Freesound.org: CosmicD- Engine_Hum_New.wav Inspectorj- Door, Front, Opening.wav ddunkley- footsteps on metal.wav Qubodup- Sci fi Laboratory Ambience The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

The crew of The Green Horizon arrive at The Winded Gypsy to restock, refuel and solve a pesky engine issue. Created and Written by Paul Walsh With Kieran Walsh as Gino Whelan Caoimhe Walsh as Sonya Halley Steven Stubbs as Bernard Dooley Amy Jackman as Jilly Whelan Paul Walsh as Peter Savage Amy Rothwell as RedBekka Roy Daniel Young as Chris Shaw Lauren Grace Thompson as Sadie Shaw Cai Gwylm Pritchard as Waiter David Orion Pena as Angelo Whin Music Sourced from Freemusicarchive.org Augmentations by Kai Engel Sweetheart by Pudge Attributions Shenyang Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/ SFX sourced on Freesound.org: CosmicD- Engine_Hum_New.wav Inspectorj- Door, Front, Opening.wav MAJ061785 - glass clinking.aif -Glass hitting table.aif ddunkley- footsteps on metal.wav Qubodup- Sci fi Laboratory Ambience The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

In this episode, Jack checks in with the founders of the incredible artistic organization- Faustian Nonsense, Jaclyn Seelagy and Amelia Kinch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Sunday Showcase! Today host David Ault brings us Sonic Society #7171, Bell's in the Batfry #287, and Sonic Speaks #0604 with Faustian Nonsense! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join the Launch Party Here =======> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGg2dTUb7oU Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/faustiannonsense Witch Hat Productions : https://witchhatproductions.com/ The Green Horizon is a Lovie Awards shortlisted sci-fi audio comedy that focuses on a na'er - do - well Irish space captain and his rag-tag crew as they traverse a war-torn Galaxy in search of fame and fortune. Follow The Green Horizon on Twitter at https://twitter.com/greenhorizonpod on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/the.green.horizon on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/Green.Horizon.Podcast/ This podcast is sponsored by Faustian Nonsense. FN is an indie entertainment network, a commune of creators, and a one-stop shop for experts-for-hire to help with every aspect of podcasting and other creative endeavors. Join the network newsletter on our website for updates on all of our amazing podcasts! https://www.faustiannonsense.com/

For two powerful wizards, there is only one thing stronger than love: stubbornness. Final episode of Season 1! If you like what you've heard, leave a review on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lavender-tavern/id1547025624 (Apple Podcasts) or https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-lavender-tavern-1571222 (Podchaser). Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com/ (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com/ (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

Auerbach's Destiny: Some people are born to greatness, destined to be saviors of their land. Others...not so much. Memorial: A cottage in the woods built for two. Three perfect coneflowers. And a single, fresh grave. Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com/ (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com/ (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

Forbidden: Don't go in the forest. Don't open your eyes after sunset. And don't look behind the cellar door.... if you know what's good for you. (Trigger Warnings: Mental / emotional abuse & kidnapping) The Gods Above the Table: Each week, two men play at being gods. And each week, millions of tiny people live and die by their hands... Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com/ (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com/ (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

The Silver Thread: If you wake up with a silver thread attached to you, of course you're going to look for the other end. But what are you going to find there? Heart of a Soldier: Magic is remarkably good at putting injured soldiers back together. Even when the mages can't find all of the pieces. Trigger Warnings: Violence (Heart of a Soldier). Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com/ (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com/ (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

The Arbiter's Ruling: All Ministers are equal, and all Ministers are as one. Except those who would keep magical spells for themselves. Set in the same world as Myer's Helping Hand. Next Year in Elysium: Welcome to the wedding...Pour some ale, raise a glass, and join us in a toast. Next Year in Elysium! Trigger Warnings: Emotional abuse (The Arbiter's Ruling). Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com/ (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com/ (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

Gallants in Distress: Just as there are damsels in distress, there are gallants in distress. Hamlyn the street-ale vendor is about to find out how knights track down these distressed men. The Next Town Over: The Collective has forsworn violence. But how then to deal with the People, who have not? Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com/ (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com/ (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

Titania and Oberon decide what to do about the chaos among the mortals. Puck plots his next move.To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.com.To contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Six:All is MendedCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACLYN SEELAGYLysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene One[Replay the last few minutes of last episode, with Helena threatening to move out followed by end music, which shuts off with a “pause” noise. Followed by the longest, most pregnant pause in the series yet.]TITANIADon't.OBERONHey Puck, what did I say after last episode?TITANIADon't.PUCKHonestly, there's a lot you could be referring to.TITANIAOberon, I swear --OBERONLet's start with the part about Helena moving out, since that's exactly what's happening.PUCKGot it! You said -[Oberon voice]Eventually, they're either going to go back to something stable, or they're going to leave.[Puck voice]And then you said -[Oberon voice]If they don't kill each other, they're gonna get tired of living in this weird, shitty limbo and they're all just going to move.[Puck voice]And then -- (you said)TITANIAENOUGH! I get it, okay?OBERONSo you admit that throwing bullshit into a relationship just to force change doesn't work?TITANIA[Stammering a bit] N-no! That isn't the lesson here!OBERONAre you serious?TITANIAI stand by everything I...

The King's Cup-Bearer: For five years, the king and his cup-bearer have been trapped in the king's chambers. Now, finally, his servant is going to venture forth and find out what is really going on in the kingdom... The Merchant of Dreams: Every day Dimitri sold dreams to anyone who asked, but he could not dream himself. Written by: Jonathan Cohen for the https://www.lavendertavern.com (Lavender Tavern). Narrated by: Ben Meredith A https://www.faustiannonsense.com (Faustian Nonsense) production. Support this podcast

Things escalate with the mortals when Hermia drinks some of Puck's concoction. It starts to look bleak for Oberon and Titania...'s favorite podcast.To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.comTo contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Five:Fond PageantryCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACLYN SEELAGYLysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene OneINT. MORTAL'S APT.HERMIASo is this one live, then?HELENAYeah, we're live now. On air.HERMIAThat is so brave, Helena, just putting yourself out there like that.HELENAUh, thanks. HERMIAAnd I mean, it says a lot about how much Demetrius cares about you that he's cool with it.HELENAWhat? Oh god, is it too much? I did try to make sure you were comfortable with--(it before you moved in)HERMIAOh my god, Helena, it's fine! I'm just saying, Demetrius isn't exactly a public figure…HELENAYou see yourself as a public figure?HERMIAAnd he's not exactly a performer, you know?HELENAOk look, I know I've been kinda pushing you two together, but you don't have to--(insult him)HERMIAHe's like. Really real, you know?HELENAOh. Yeah, I guess--HERMIAJust really genuine. And you know I'll only let the best people be with my girl, right?HELENA...Oh. Well.[knock on apartment door]DEMETRIUS[coming into the room in a hurry]I'll get it! None of you brilliant artists should be disturbed from your work.LYSANDER[following]

Puck returns to the mortals' apartment with another special delivery...this time for Demetrius. Oberon is unhappy with the state of his sourdough.To read the full scripts, check out the show notes at: https://a-midsummers-quarantine.captivate.fmTo learn more about the Faustian Nonsense network, check out faustiannonsense.comTo contribute to our Patreon, go to patreon.com/faustiannonsense.Episode Four:To Best Please MeCast(In Order of Appearance)Puck -- JOE CRUZOberon -- TREVOR SCHECHTERHelena -- AMELIA KINCHDemetrius -- TONY WOODSHermia -- JACLYN SEELAGYLysander -- GREG CARROBISTitania -- AVALON WILLOWBLOOMScene OneINT. MORTALS' PLACE[Demetrius has the mic and is muttering to it. Distant chatter with a bickering edge in the background.]DEMETRIUSHeeey Handbasketers. Handbasketeers? Do you folks have a name for yourselves?[sigh]So, Helena's being Helena, thinking of everyone else before herself. Including you. Her fans. The fact that she's recording again... I tried to get her to take a day off, but no.Maybe you guys know Lysander better. Maybe she talks about him on the show more. I don't know why she would, but… well, I'm kind of grasping at straws here. Is this… normal for him? Helena definitely mentioned that he was a disaster, but this level of flirting is… Well. It's uncomfortable. I certainly had some uncomfortable revelations. [pause]And don't get me wrong, he's still flirting with everyone, sort of. That seems to just be how he talks. But it feels like his heart is only in it with Helena. It's really weird. At least when they first showed up, he seemed so enamored with Hermia. Now he seems to think of her -- and me, but that's less important -- as a pretty distraction from his sun, moon, and stars, which, seriously, is an actual thing he called Helena.Hel's not editing these, either, by the way. Just uploading without listening. She said she hasn't had the energy, and I don't blame her. I offered to help, but you guys know Hel. That was a lost cause as soon as I had the idea. Therefore, I decided to be proactive. It just so happens that the beehives on the roof needed to be drained urgently, and I was unable to do it because of a term paper deadline that had moved. And as you all know, Helena can be tricked out of stressing out over work if she thinks she can protect someone else from their own woes. So she's off taking care of that, which hopefully is a good distraction. And to make sure she doesn't have to make up time for lost content, I've taken the mic. And retreated to my room to get away from the...weirdness...that is Lysander and Hermia. Helena usually treats these things like a confessional or a diary, right? I--I can do that. I think. I definitely don't have any big secrets, though! That's what reality shows are all about, right? Dramatic stuff, like secretly being in love for years and years, and never knowing how to say anything about it that does the feeling justice without compromising a friendship that you truly value and hold dear to your...