Beer Movies

Six college grads get a cabin in the swampland's of Georgia. They decide to throw their school laptops in a backyard lake in an act of youthful defiance, which unknowingly turns an alligator into a dreaded and insatiable CGI creature.

When an island off the coast of Ireland is invaded by bloodsucking aliens, the heroes discover that getting drunk is the only way to survive.

After a tragic accident, a man conjures up a towering, vengeful demon called Pumpkinhead to destroy a group of unsuspecting teenagers.

A bizarre series of sudden disappearances on the streets of New York City seems to point toward something unsavory living in the sewers.

Chaos takes over a rural town after a trio of residents accidentally conjure a zombie outbreak.

Seven college students are forced to compete in children's games for survival. With their futures unclear, the secrets of their pasts are revealed.

A cast of characters, strikingly similar to the cast of Jersey Shore, try to survive an epidemic of sharks attacking Miami Beach.

A tabloid reporter makes a shocking cryptozoological discovery while investigating a recent rash of Bigfoot sightings in this comedy featuring beer, bikinis, and the wildest party animal you've ever met.

"When There's No Restroom in Hell, the Dead Will Walk the Earth. A janitor gets trapped in a women's restroom and encounters an all-out attack by a horde of zombies. He's in the perfect place to be scared sh*tless..."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and he's back in the form of a doll that belongs to a woman with dementia who starts to recall his dark past. Based on a famous legend, a haunted doll begins to make a lady question her surroundings. He'll crack you up."Review of the week - From Letterboxd user Suspiriagoblin"Bri'ish people be like “oi ump'y dump'y, ‘e's a roight funny lookin bloke inn't he? Funny thing wot'a keep ‘round the flat. Oi seems I've got dementiar innit.” ★ ★

"Little girl. Big psycho. After unearthing a gem that controls an evil monster looking to destroy the Universe, a young girl and her brother use it to make him do their bidding. He Will Bathe in Your Blood."

"Herbert West Has A Very Good Head On His Shoulders... And Another One In A Dish On His Desk! After an odd new medical student arrives on campus, a dedicated local and his girlfriend become involved in bizarre experiments centring around the re-animation of dead tissue. Death Is Just The Beginning..."

"Sienna is desperate to win a large cash prize in a secret underground game show, but dinosaurs begin to hunt her down for the entertainment of the rich and wealthy. Can she be the last to survive the horrific night to win the prize?"

"A weekend getaway turns to terror after a bizarre shaving incident releases a bloodthirsty monster upon a peaceful lakeside community. It's Gonna Be Nuts..."

"A rash of suspiciously gruesome murders in a sleepy lakeside town has authorities stumped. They soon realize the culprit is not only connected to the lake, but in it. They must figure out what it is and how to stop it before it's too late."

"A Black Cougar high on cocaine escapes an animal testing facility and wrecks havoc on Los Angeles."

"A brilliant and beautiful female doctor has perfected brain transplant operations and uses that knowledge to give the old men in power new bodies. But unknown to them, she implants an electronic device into their brains which will allow her to control them and to put women in charge. Only two courageous freedom fighters can stop her mad plans for world domination. And only a fight to the death will determine who survives. See the asteroid that almost destroys the earth. Learn who Tina was before the asteroid hits. And meet the doctor's sadistic sister when she kidnaps Deana."

A vicious Ogre rules over a town that has been stuck in time since the 1800s. No Donkey. No Fairy Tale. Just TERROR.

We're in for a sticky one this week with an absolute classic from New Zealand! So crack open that cold one and join the ride with us and Peter Jackson for Braindead! ---"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family! A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbours. Laughter, slaughter & gore galore - this film is like nothing you've ever seen!"

Whoah! We're going to Eat Brainsa.Whoah! Back to the islandWhoah! We're gonna have a partyWhoah! In the Mediterranean Sea---"A group of young people head to Ibiza for the holiday of a lifetime - all the sun, sea, and sex, they can handle. If only there wasn't a zombie outbreak getting in the way."

Awooooo! Crack open those beers and let out your biggest howl my wold dudes, this week we're watching WolfCop!---"Here comes the fuzz. As a series of strange and violent events begin to occur, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan. Half Man. Half Wolf. All Cop."

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppyyy neeeeeeeewwww yeeeeeaaaarrrrrrsss daaaaaaaayyyyyyy. (Pretend I did that for all of this) Make sure you crack open a nice fizzy drink as we ring in the new year with Slotherhouse!---"Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority's president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become the new mascot and help her win, until a string of fatalities implicate the sloth as the main suspect in the murders. Don't rush, die slow."

Merrrrrry Christmas! Get your eggnog and mince pies ready, as we watch Santa's Slay!---"He's making a list... pray you're not on it. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways. Spreading holiday fear this Christmas."

We're looking at a Tarantino* inspired WW2 set** sci-fi horror with werewolves***!*not quality indicative **Apparently***Does not contain werewolves---"When the Full Moon Rises, the War Begins. In Germany at the height of World War II, a ragtag group of American soldiers discover Doctor Mengele's diabolical plan to create an unstoppable army of Nazi werewolves."

We're getting all prehistoric up in here, as we head back to Spanish Inquisition times, so get your sangria ready for Aztec Rex also known as Tyrannosaurus Azteca!---"The Aztecs Summoned a Tyrannosaurus Rex to keep Cortes and his army out of Mexico... Now They Need The Conquistadors' help to stop the T-Rex from killing them all. A band of 16th century conquistadors must fight for their lives when they realize they're going to be served as sacrifices to a god-like T-Rex."

We're back in blighty this week for a Dead Again, an Edgar Wright infused horror comedy wearing it's influences on it's sleeve. But is it any good? ---"In rural village where crime is non existent, a police sergeant is retiring out of boredom. He is sent a young recruit fresh out of police school. On the sergeant's last day and the new recruits first day all hell is about to break loose in this apocalyptic horror film. Lockdown Won't Save You"

Alright, beer enthusiasts, buckle up for the wild ride that is ThanksKilling 3 (2012). Imagine a movie so audacious that it skips the number 2 entirely. Our feathered antagonist, Turkey, is back, and this time he's on a quest for the last copy of ThanksKilling 2. Why? Because it holds the key to some cosmic power or something... I dunno it makes no sense.So, crack open a beer, gather your friends, and dive into ThanksKilling 3. It's a cinematic experience that's as puzzling as choosing which craft beer to pair with your popcorn. Cheers to the wacky world of ThanksKilling!---"Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKilling 2"."

Get ready to crack open a beer and dive into the hilariously wild world of "Zombeavers" (2014)! This beer-worthy flick follows a group of friends on a lakeside retreat, but their plans for a chill weekend take a furry and ferocious turn when radioactive beavers turn into bloodthirsty, zombie-like creatures. It's a beaver-infested, beer-fueled comedy that'll leave you laughing and questioning whether dams or undead rodents are the bigger threat! Cheers to "Zombeavers" on Beer Movies!---"A fun weekend turns into madness and horror for a bunch of groupies looking for fun in a beaver infested swamp. You'll all be dammed!"

In this outrageous comedy, social media sensation Beverly Wood faces a 50-foot transformation after her latest product has unexpected side effects. As she becomes a colossal force to be reckoned with, join us on the podcast as we unravel the hilarity, chaos, and revenge in "Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl."

We reminisce about a childhood classic this week as we watch Dead Snow. ---"Ein! Zwei! Die! A ski vacation turns horrific for a group of medical students, as they find themselves confronted by an unimaginable menace: Nazi zombies."

Get your PSL ready as we're settling in for Halloween this week with some frighteningly awful films! This week it's The Legend of Halloween Jack!---"On Halloween night, a serial killer returns from the dead to take revenge on the vigilantes who put him to death one year earlier. He's back for those who killed him!"

Daisy Ridley from STAR WARS stars in this feature film debut, wherein DAISY RIDLEY from STAR WARS is barley in the film. GEt excited for DAISY RIDLEY!!!! FROM STAR WARS!!!! SEQUEL TRILOGY!!!!!!---"The Comic Book That Kills. A student makes his own comic books where the deaths depicted within begin to come to life. He must join forces with a mysterious woman to rewrite the ending before it's too late. Death cannot be rewritten."

Flash ahh! Bang Ahh! It's time for mega lightning! AHH!---"After a violent thunderstorm scares a house party, the guests flee to a nearby home for shelter.. only to discover, a more sinister hand is at play.. Now, they can't escape the strangers home due to the thunderstorm, but they can't stay inside due to the danger that follows them."

What's in a scene? The big debate of the episode as the guys ponder whether one epic scene can save a bad movie!---"Blood is slicker than water. Your killer vacation awaits. Thrills, chills and screwball comedy meet tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood drenched murder mystery. Cuts like a knife. But it feels so right.."

We're looking at the states firmly today, as we watch President Evil from 2018, so make sure you have acouple beers on hand this time around!---"Days before the November mid-term Elections, three young girls who are a Muslim, Mexican and Haitian, are stalked by a deranged killer dressed as the POTUS."

This episode marks a year of Beer Movies and to celebrate we're revisiting the franchise that started it all, Iron Sky! Can the sequel live up to the original so bad it's goodness?---"From the ashes of mankind, a new breed of superiority shall arise. Nazis on the Moon was just scraping the surface. The ugly truth about mankind is about to be revealed... Twenty years after the events of Iron Sky, the former Nazi moonbase has become the last refuge of mankind. A follow-up to the film Iron Sky (2012) in which Nazis plan to take over the world after lying dormant in a secret military base on the moon. Let's make earth great again"

Get ready Disney heads, the big guy is here! We take a look at one of the most infamous films we've checked out yet in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey!---"A horror retelling of the famous legend of Winnie-The-Pooh. This ain't no bedtime story. After Christopher Robin abandons them for college, Pooh and Piglet embark on a bloody rampage as they search for a new source of food. We'll be friends forever, won't we?"

To celebrate our 50th Episode the guys are joined by a very special guest this week! So crack open a cold one as we dive into a terrible movie for the 50th time!---"A prehistoric shark is released into a the waters near a small lake community as a result of an oil drilling accident, and proceeds to wreak havoc on nearby swimmers. Evil Has An Appetite."

It's getting to spooky season this, so crack open a cold one as we set sail to Devil's Island!---"A young woman inherits a small island in New York and discovers it has a dangerous history."

Make sure it's an 8-pack of beers this week, we're diving into Big Ass Spider! ---"10 stories high and very hungry. A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampages the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed."

This week we're trying something new, so rev your engines as we consider how to make this bore-fest better.---"A crash course in terror. In a small New Mexico town, teenager Hilary gets into her first fender bender and innocently exchanges her personal information with the other driver, a terrifying and bizarre serial killer who stalks the country road for his next victims. Accidents happen. Pray they don't."

Everyone starts somewhere. and this week we're checking out Tom Hardy's first major foray as a leading man in Minotaur!---"Curse the God. Slay the Beast. Become a Legend. When the villagers offer their brethren as a sacrifice to the Minotaur, Theo (Tom Hardy) sets off on a harrowing quest to the labyrinth to kill the evil bull-god. In His Maze, All Paths Lead To The Grave."

Time to get your party on guys! We're playing beer pong and watching Dude Bro Party Massacre this week!---"In the wake of two back-to-back mass murders on Chico's frat row, loner Brent Chirino must infiltrate the ranks of a popular fraternity to investigate his twin brother's murder at the hands of the serial killer known as "Motherface." Don't let a bro see it alone"

The most terrifying film one of our hosts has ever seen, mainly beacuse he hates Clowns, make sure to get your beer flavoured ice cream ready as we watch Killer Klowns From Outer Space!---"In Space No One Can Eat Ice Cream! Step right up and see the Greatest Show in the Galaxy! Admission is free...Will you survive? Aliens who look like clowns come from outer space and terrorize a small town."

This week we're snapping into the cold ones with a surprise appearance from Michael Madsen as we watch Croc!---"It's Hunting Season and You're the PreyA huge man-eating crocodile terrorizes people near Krabi, Thailand. A hunter stalks the beast, while a local tries to blame a foreign crocodile-farm owner for the crocodile's rampage."

Rev your engines and get your pint of blood ready, this week we're looking at a 90's UK classic in I bought a Vampire Motorcycle! Can we watch it? YES WE CAN!---""The Evil Dead" meets "Carry On Screaming" When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengeance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way! Most Motorcycles Run on Petrol, This One Runs on Blood!"

Surf's not up today, because we're sticking to the beaches to enjoy our beers this week! But wait... what's that!? It's a land shark!---"Lucinda Regis, Director of Development at MALCO Oceanic Research, becomes the target of a dangerous killer after unraveling a sinister plot to inject sharks with human DNA."

Troma is in the house this week, as the guys have a nice cold beer with one of the weirder films we've seen so far! It has to be seen to be believed...---"Humans... the other white meat... Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground."

Woah dude, let me rip a fat one along with this beer I just opened... Wait is rip a fat one a bong term..? Oh "hit", a fat one. Well that's what we're doing this week with Evil Bong!---"Dude, it's one SCARY trip! Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users Brett, Larnell, and Bachman. Larnell orders an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical powers. When smoked said bong sends a person to a bizarre drugged-out alternate realm from which there is no easy escape."

Just like the weather in jolly old England, things are heating up this week with Lavalantula, so make sure to crack open an ice cold beer!---"Fire Burns... Lava Bites! Volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleash a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas."

Ooo this week we have doozy! Hope you packed an umbrella with those beers. because this week it's raining Sharks just in time for Shark Week!"It's raining men...hang on, wrong movie. It's raining man-eating sharks.When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. Enough Said!" - Sharknado 2013