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Dave & Justin reconnect after many moons, actually only 1 half moon cycle.Nordic people shit - Dave has invested into his self care, and bought a sauna.Dave got a gimble too - to start filming more action stuff.Justin takes the plunge inot the Unreal Engine to create a wood shop in a virtual world.Not a lot of wood projects these past few weeks but more are coming to the shop soon.

Daddy Dave Winkfield broke all his shit down in Costa Rica - Shoulder popped, torn pectoral muscle, and a raging case of ring worm. He didn't get Covid though through his travels through Central America. He fell off the wagon, his sponsor is pissed off. A lot less binary about drinking as of now even though he is currently off the sauce again and happy to be back in his routine.Dave also spent his 42nd birthday away and suffered from some existential dread via Rod Stewart's "Young Turks" - Some real deal mid-life crisis shit.Justin happens to HATE Costa Rica and reminds us that the grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence.He made an amazingly complicated and cool ass Loft bed for his Daughter and made a couple more hammers.He also received a new AKA BOBBY VILLIAN ala BOB VILA and his LLC VILLAIN COLOR WORKS.Finally dropped some coin on a legit CNC machine the Onefinity but it's gonna be a minute before it arrives. He's looking to ramp up some bizness with CNC toys, more hammers, and videos on his youtube channel.

11th Anniversery of me becoming a Dad AKA Happy Birthday, Henry AKA Mr. Palindrome. Henry was born on 01-11-10 - he's the same way forward and backwards.Dave kicks Porn.Travel in the time of Covid. Courtney surprised Henry with a trip to Orlando and I had to take him. People are not really doing birthday parties so we went down to Universal Islands of Adventure and made our own Party - The Incredible Hulk Coaster tied with Skull Island: Reign of Kong for first place thrill rides. Henry got to hang out with his Grandpa AKA Dave's Dad AKA David Winkfield SR. Yes, Dave is a JR. 3 Generations of Wild Winkfield Boys wen't mild in the cold dark night of orlando to celebrate at Kobe's Japanese Steak House. We all had Steak.Insurrection that shook the nation. Chewbacca bikinis, white privelage, and white power. What did ya'll think was going to happen? You goin' to jail, dip shit.

RIP MF DOOM aka Daniel Dumile super bummed about this Emcee's passing - Your favorite MC's favorite MC. We love you, man. Rest in Power! He has left an amazing music catalogue for the world to absorb and vibe to from here to the eternal. Peace Doom. Justin is battling gurgle gut and ass piss. Dave is back on his rabbit food shit. Gained a little holiday weight and needs to get back to his fighting weight.Resfest. Prune. We bring up some old shit we ued to love.How was your holidays? Pretty damn depressing.Lots of Netflix talk.Revisionist kingdom ish - BridgertonDave adds a puppy to the brood - Augustus Baxter WinkfieldPPP loans and the MMA community. They got paid.Rich white dudes and covid. Donny's phone call to Georgia.Dave had a covid scare - stood out in the cold for 2.5 but tested negative.Crypto-Currency is up - Ethereum, Litecoin, and Bitcoin. Invest in yourself. WoodtalkDave built Henry a gamer desk. Installed some T-Track on his spoilboard for an upcoming project. Making a prototype for a turntable.Justin built a bomb ass wooden mallet - with maple wood, kevlar, marble, and epoxy - Oh, my!!! He named it ''The Nature Boy" - Whoooooooooo!Justin and Dave are huge fans of Odies Oil.We still want to purchase a sawmill. Logsol is the ideal but not available in North America.Justin definitley has Alzheimers.Career talk snooze fest. Just fast forward through this section.

Merry X-Mas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa! The holiday edition where we barely speak about them. You're welcome.RIP Tiny "Deebo" Lister. Texas is the new LA. Newsom gets caught with his hand in the fried chicken bucket. No gold tooth for Dave. Justin makes a bomb ass euro-trash inspired black desk with carbon fiber accents. Dave gives Justin a compliment and really means it... It last for about 3 minutes. Justin and Dave are on their Alzheimer shit and start showing some glitches in the matrix. Dave gets contacted by a long lost cousin and has a pitch idea for ancestry.com. Dave contemplates leaving woodwork altogether with plans to just roam the Earth.

We back!Stop calling my wife's phone, bitch!5 feet phone calls from your children.Justin is the perfect dad. No screen time for his progeny (rolling my eyes all the way up in my brain.)Board of Ed run for Court is winding down.Dave starts teaching a Jiu Jitsu class - Wed mornings 6AM come out and train with me if you're in the area.The Winkfield's got a hot tub!!! It's glorious.

THE WILD BOYS ARE BACK!!!Dave has a Covid-19 scare and starts to see a nutritionist.Shower vs Grower.. Your flaccid default?What's the proper etiquette when dropping one's drawers' at the doctor's office, especially if your primary physician is very attractive?Justin found a very cool CNC.Dave finished his cubbies and processed some pallets for some reclaimed crates.Justin ditches deodorant and brings on the funk. Get your B.O right, bro!Cancer is inevitable. Hypertension ain't no joke.Justin & Dave talk about their Dad's Shit.

Dad Shit has it's first official guest . Mr Aaron Franz, co-host of The Uncle Podcast. We surf through some gnarly terrain ranging from existentialism, God, big data, hi-tech, conspiracy theories, China vs USA, the new cold war, and of course some haaaaaard wood talk.

This episode delivers on it's original promise and we spend 60 minutes of WOOD TALK.LARRY JACKO gets a message.Yoga reception Desk build is delivered. Pics on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/dad_sh1t/Dave underestimates the build again. How in the hell do you make a living doing this? Pulp hasn't really been able to secure significant profit margin - but the shop is paying for itself.Justin makes a cool ass stool. Oh, yeah - he would never let another man use his bandsaw.The boys may take a trip to Ohio to pick up some wood.Dave and Justin develop man crushes on Fernweh and Mark Jupiter.

#metoo, Trump, & Covid. Oh, my!What did you smell like as a teenager? Dave has high blood pressure.We're you born in a cross-fire hurricane? Brittney Spears is now considered Classic Rock. What's up with comedians and sexual impropriety? Bryan Callen gets accused of rape.Courtney runs for BOE, which begs the question what is up with modern day curriculum? When is it appropriate to ditch the mythologizing of our forefathers? Maybe it's time we admit that American exceptionalism is probably a crock of shit.Covid ain't going anywhere.WOOD TALKJustin makes the world's nicest Squatty PottyDave preps for a Yoga desk reception build.

Is Dave a crystal guy? Justin looks at the clock everyday at 12:34. What does it mean? Jada and Will loose faith and Kayne melts down. We explore Trump and the 35% Death Cult. Hank, Dave's English lab is 30 lbs overweight. We discover Justin has a phenomenal English accent and that Tom Hardy plays the same role in every movie. The Existential Gangster, Post-Modern Cry Baby. Dave is still a film snob and Justin is over it. Dave starts a low-key rap career.WoodtalkWhat percent is too green to build? Apparently Dave could give a shit and will not follow the rules anyway. Does the cleanliness of your workspace dictate the quality of your output. Dave is helping with a Yoga studio build and Justin has a secret project in the works for his wife.

The Dad's get some constructive criticism from complete strangers. They are on a quest to define their purpose. Mercury is in retrograde, a cedar planter breaks, Dave experiences life as a blue collar worker and details a strange encounter with Stephen and the tiny sailor. The Dad's get mired in pricing projects and discover there is so much thought and work that goes into a final product. Sweden done shit the bed, Justin predicts that disposable culture is on it's way out and Nike comes under fire for forced labor. The podcast, The Fighter & The Kid, seems to have fallen off the side of their flat Earth. Joe Rogan moves to Spotify. The Left is eating it's own tail and folks try to cancel Hamilton. Is Justin racist and has "Cancel-Culture" gone too far?

Justin turns 39. Dave's old tooth is turning brown. Fat kid problems, the Dads get depressed half way through their meals. Dave talks about how he lost his front tooth. Father's Day celebrations, lobster and steak and some Turtleback Zoo. Dave gets the wrong kind of overalls and is a brand slave. Donald gets trolled. Lindsey Graham is gay?Justin discovers his middle-school crush has naked pictures on the web. Elle's Bells starts to hang in the shop and shows Dave how to hydro-drip. Long showers in the summer when you are 10 years old and entering puberty.WOOD TALKWhat the hell are we doing? Dave wants to make things, Justin wants to make content and develop a channel. Check out Justin's POV rig. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7WeXZ1toiU

Justin mills some wood (SPALTED MAPLE). Dave talks about his little bitch ankles and women-like legs, Justin sends him a life-line to help him re-define what "woman legs" are supposed to be instead of the traditional definition; Legs are just legs, they have no gender, all shapes and sizes welcome. As we continue exploring racism we seem to be mired in a land of Virtue Signaling. Corona weight gain is real deal. Dave gets threatened by an old friend via text message, come get these hands, bruh. Defund the Police seems to have an optics problem. Good Cops vs. Bad Cops. Tribalism. Implicit Bias - WTF is it and how do we get rid of it? We have no idea or any valuable solutions but we talk about it.WOODTALK - CNC gets a new home, Dave still can't pronounce shit. Planters, privacy fences, restoration bench, falling trees, cherry and spalted maple, moisture content, wood sawyers, and internet trolls still suck.

The boys are back in town, been a few weeks since we've recorded and haven't had time to upload the backlogs. In episode 10 Again AKA EP 11 we discuss the Pulp Woodworking launch, 30 days sober, a Customized Cedar Planter, Dave's new truck, and how the World is still falling apart. Dave gets hit with some of the hard realities of generating income with a new wood working business, and an Incel blows off his hand. We still can't seem to get away from that old American tradition... Racism.

As we slowly become numb to the insanity of this world, we start to become a normal wood working podcast..... slightly

We chop it up about Davids new biz, doo doo butts, sex role play.

Hang in there it gets a bit dark. But we come out on the other side.

The boyz talk about dark family stuff during Covid. Gut it out there are pearls in there!

Oh glorious wood talk!! The light skin boyz also tackle interracial upbringing. True to Dad Sh!t form one of our kids crashes the pod.

We talk semen volume, Rambo, Bacon six times a day, and Covid of course.

We actually do some wood talk this cast. Break balls. Have some giggles, keep it moving. David's AKA game keeps getting better.

Of course we talk Covid. Love life during quarantine. This one is more dad stuff than wood stuff. Oh and David stabbed himself in the shop. Get it!

We tackle the the phenomenon Joe Exotic head on. Some Covid updates, just a skosh promise. Porn searches and wood projects

WE TALK COVID 19. SEXUAL PROWESS. WHAT IT IS THIS THING? WOOD PROJECTS AND MORE. Sorry one of us sounds like a war correspondent in Mogadishu (we are still getting the sound sorted).