Fantasy Brocus

WBB. We're publishing a week late because someone forgot to hit publish. But you know what? It still works. There's nothing new. Sometimes that's how baseball goes, baby. The Rays are still doing stuff, the Mets and the Yankees are doing the same stuff but much much worse. The Dodgers are good, the Arizonas are still good. Judge is out. Alonso is still out. They're probably playing Zelda. So are we. We're also talking Dodgers, Giants, Braves, A's, Red Sox, Twins, Mariners, Cardinals, Giants, Marlins, Royals, Guardians, White Sox, Cubs and Pirates. Let's go.

WBB. We're in the middle of it and we all like that. The Rays are still doing stuff, the Mets and the Yankees are doing the same stuff but much much worse. The Dodgers are back and, just like that, all is well in baseball. Shane McClanahan - has anybody actually seen him? Does he exist? Is Drew Rassmusen good? Doesn't matter, he's on the IL. And catchers? They're good now. We're also talking Dodgers, Giants, Braves, A's, Red Sox, Twins, Mariners, Cardinals, Giants, Marlins, Royals, Guardians, White Sox, Cubs and Pirates. Let's go.

We're back baby (WBB). Baseball is still fresh and new and we all like that. The Rays are doing stuff, the Mets and the Yankees are doing the same stuff but worse. Adam Duvall is no longer the best player in baseball, Zac Gallen is. These are guys but who else is? We're also talking Dodgers, we're talking Giants, Braves, A's, Red Sox, Cardinals, Giants, Marlins, Royals, Guardians, White Sox, Cubs and Pirates? Do we talk about crypto? I guess we'll find out. Let's go. Quick LinksGet Embed PlayerDownload Audio File  

We're back baby. Baseball is back and we all like that. What's happening with the Mets? What's happening with your Julios and your Byrons? Bobby Witt Jr. Gunnar Henderson. Brett Baty. Jordan Walker. These could be guys. As Kevin Garnett once said, anything is possible. We'll preview teams and guys. We're talking Yankees, we're talking Phillies, Braves Athletics, Red Sox, Cardinals, Giants, Marlins, Royals, Cubs and Dodgers? What's happening with FTX? I guess we'll find out. Let's go.

It might still say Fantasy Brocus but it's Baseball: The Podcast. The boys are back baby, and they're interrupted by a special guest. They're talking baseball, not just fantasy baseball now. What's happening with the Mets? What's happening with your Kwans and your Kershaws and your Alonsos? What's going on with those Yankees, Phillies, Cubs, Braves, Pirates, Astros, Red Sox, Cardinals and Dodgers? Are we still talking NFTs and DFS? I guess we'll find out. Let's go.

We're back talking baseball I guess. All the baseball. Fantasy baseball too. Yay. What's happening with the Mets? What's happening with your Buxtons and Bryants? What's happening with the Yankees, Phillies, Athletics, Red Sox, Cardinals and Dodgers? What's happening on Coinbase? I guess we'll find out. Let's go.

The bois might be in different cities now but they're back baby back! Danny Dog Daddy California and Matty Mountain Time are back talking fantasy baseball. All the baseball. What's happening with the Mets? What's happening with your Buxtons and Bryants? What's happening with the Yankees, Phillies, Athletics, Red Sox, Cardinals and Dodgers? What's happening on Coinbase? I guess we'll find out. Let's go.

The bois are back babee! They're talking fantasy baseball. All the baseballs. What's happening with the Mets? What's happening with the Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals and Dodgers? What's happening at the DNC? I guess we'll find out. Let's go.  

Spring Training is almost over and we're surely just 9 days away from the regular season and that means it's time to re-up your fantasy baseball league and draft. Draft your fantasy baseball team now. It makes sense. Matt joins the show to talk about drafting now. We drafted in Vegas. It was hot and packed and very lively. We'll talk about that. We'll also talk about Jeff McNeil, Josh Bell and various other Mets, Pirates, Yankees, Red Sox, Phillies, Dodgers, Braves, Cardinals, Blue Jays and other teams I suppose. 

Spring Training is upon us and that means it's time to re-up your fantasy baseball league and dig into the rankings. Matt joins the show to talk about guys that are too high (Starling Marte I'm looking at you), guys that are too low (Michael Brantley I'm looking at you), guys that are in the middle (Anthony Rizzo, look at me, bud) and guys that are too slow (Whit Merrifield, don't you dare). Of course we talk about the Astros, the Mets and bods. And, yes, yes there are audio issues. 

The bois are back babee! They're talking fantasy baseball. All the baseballs. What's happening with the Mets? What's happening with the Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals and Dodgers? What's happening on Johnny Cueto's Instagram? I guess we'll find out. Let's go. *Oh and, as usual, we recorded this about 2 weeks prior to uploading it.

After taking off June through the All-Star break, we're back baby. Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about baseball, Major League Baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. They discuss whether or not Jose Altuve has any Jose Altuve left, catchers (gross), Austin Meadows' disgusting June, and whether or not Cody Bellinger has a superstar bod, among other things. Also covered are the really good Mets and bods. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus because we're bros, not nerds.

Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about baseball, Major League Baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. They discuss the hot streak from Avisail Garcia, pitchers (gross), Joey Votto's rbi total, a couple of Twins and Carlos Correa's massage among other things. Also covered are the Mets and bods. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus because we're bros, not nerds.

Sure we're a little late posting this. I listened though and it doesn't matter. Gleyber Torres is still hot, the Mets are still terrible, Cody Bellinger is still bad, Joey Gallo is still the best fantasy baseball player ever, hot young studs are still a thing. Guys, this is a fantasy baseball podcast. It's good.

Sure, this ep has some issues. Doesn't mean it's not great though. Fantasy baseball, of course, is what we're talking about. Guys, dudes, bods, Temple of the Dog ect. You get it. Corey Seager, Adam Eaton, Cody Bellinger, Blake Snell, Matt Carpenter, Justin Turner, Tim Anderson, Mallex Smith and perhaps others. Download it.

We're back baby. Fantasy baseball is what we're talking about. Guys, dudes, bods, Temple of the Dog ect. You get it.

Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about baseball, Major League Baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. They discuss the hot streak from Matt Carpenter, relief pitchers (gross), Dallas Keuchel and Carlos Correa among other things. Also covered are the Mets and bods. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus because we're bros, not nerds.

It's a midsummer snack, a fantasy baseball snack. The best kind of snack. We talk about all of the players and all of the teams. And pitchers? You betcha.  It's pretty tite tite tite. Give it a listen. Do we talk about the Mets? sure. Also the Yankees, Braves, Dodgers, Redsox, Orioles, Angels, Rangers, Diamondbacks, Cubs, Marlins, Phillies, Giants, Mariners and presumably about 20 other teams.

This week we're joined by our bro Matt to talk about pudding, pop quizzes and fantasy baseball. He's a bro, not a nerd and he knows his launch angles and spin rates. We discuss the Eddie Rosario, Byron Buxton, Yu Darvish, Lance Lynn, Scooter Gennett, Matt Kemp, the New York Mets and a bunch of other guys. We also play pop quiz hot shot and guess that gut. But will we take a trip to the Votto Zone? Gotta listen to find out.

Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about baseball, Major League Baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. They discuss the merits of Mookie Betts and Charlie Morton, Jean Segura and Manny Machado. They talk about what teams are super streamable and which teams are titetitetite. Also covered are the Mets and bods. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus because we're bros, not nerds.

Baseball baseball baseball. Fantasy baseball. Baseball. Bods. Mets. Yankees. Yeah.

Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about baseball, Major League Baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. They discuss the merits of Astro Gerrit Cole, Gregory Polanco's hot start, Jed Lowrie's nonsense that he's doing, Joey Votto's slow start and much more. Also covered are the Mets and bods. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus because we're bros, not nerds.

We're back baby. Baseball is happening. Fantasy baseball is happening. In today's ep we talk about how great it is to have baseball back, we talk about Matt Davidson's triple dong, Giancarlo Stanton's double dong and all of the other dongs around the league.

This week Dan and Matt talk some baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. We've drafted and have been staring impotently at our teams for a week and a half now. We talk about Kyle Schwarber, Gregory Polanco, Matt Olson, Matt Carpenter, Justin Verlander and a couple of guys who take a cuppa coff with a little heavy cream.

Joey Softie San Francisco joins the boys for perhaps the finest episode of Fantasy Brocus to date. In this ep, the boys discuss baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. They touch on young studs, Kyle Schwarber, Trevor Story, Marcell Ozuna, Ryan Braun, Noah Syndergaard and a bunch more. They talk about durds and turds and, bods? Yeah they talk about bods. It's much better than Fantasy Focus or Fantasy Baseball Today.

You're going straight to bed without any show notes tonight, mister.

Matt joins Dan this week to talk about baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. And we all like that. We talk about the Brewers moves, the Marlins dumpster fire and Yu Darvish. Where Yu goin? Bods too, bods too.

Last time we told you who Matt Harvey is. This week we tell you who he was. In 2012 he debuted for the Mets and took major league baseball by storm. This is what happened.

I recorded this not long after the Stanton trade to the Yankees but luckily nothing has happened since then so it's fresh. It's a fresh ep. In this ep we discuss Ozuna and the Cardinals, the Yankees and their twin Undertakers, JD Martinez landing spots, Kyle Schwarber's bod, the Mets not doing anything and much more.

This is episode one of the internet's only Matt Harvey podcast (probably?). This ep gives the who and the why. More to come. 

Earmenow. Fantasy Brocus is back, baby. We'll be back next week with a fantasy baseball season recap but this ep is a wildcard spesh. We saw a fantastic Yankees/Twins game on Tuesday. Would the Rockies/Arizonas game live up to the AL Wildcard game? You already know the answer by now, but dip a toe in anyway. You might find that you like the temp. (It's tepid)  

Here is is. The pudding has set. These are guys.  In this ep we talk baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. We talk about Corey Seager, Nolan Arenado, Miguel Cabrera, Jacob DeGrom and some other boys. baseball. bros. bods.

Unfortunately, because of the All-Star break, we were unable to get Kevin Costner or Coach but we did get Will. That's a big get. As we start the second half of the fantasy baseball season, we take a look at guys that we just just want off our planes/lawns. They were just hot enough in the first half but with a little luck, god willing, they'll start off slow in the second half and we'll drop them hard. Corey Dickerson, Avi Garcia, Dustin Pedroia, Evan Longoria, Carlos Gonzalez and no pitchers. Never pitchers. It's Fantasy Brocus, not Fantasy Focus, because we're bros, not nerds.

It's the midway point of the season, yeah? That is nice. So nice, in fact, that we brought back two of our favorite guests, Kevin Costner and Craig T. Nelson to talk a little fantasy baseball. Specifically, we talk fantasy first half mvps and lvps, durds and turds and wolfmen. We also touch on Aaron Judge, Marcell Ozuna, Eric Hosmer, Domingo Santana, Ian Kinsler and many more hitters. There's no time for pitchers.  Baseball. Bros. Bods. It's better than Fantasy Baseball Today.

In this ep we discuss discuss some audio issues, some ransomware issues, other computer issues and some fantasy baseball. It's good. Listen. Mike Trout, Nelson Cruz, Carlos Martinez, Jose Altuve, Francisco Lindor, Chris Sale etc. 

Here it is, weiners. This is the ep that those nerds at Fantasy Focus didn't want you to hear. This is the sp that those turds at Fantasy Baseball Today are so afraid of. The long awaited Dark Episode is here, bros. Drink it in. Is it edited? no. Is it raw? yes. Is it no holds barred? yes. Did we pasteurize it? no. Do we do still do everybody's favorite segment? Who could say?    

We're back after a short break. Sorry to leave you hanging. You probably had to listen to one of those weiner fantasy baseball podcasts like Fantasy Focus or Fantasy Baseball today in the interim. Sorry. So sorry. We're back though, and we're not without audio issues. And that is nice. We had some mic issues so we used my laptop to record. Sorry. So sorry.  Anyway, it's week 10 of the fantasy season and I'm joined by Matt to talk about who's a durd and who's a turd. We talk about Todd Frazier, Masahiro Tanaka, Scooter Gennett, JD Martinez, Justin Bour, David Dahl, Aaron Judge and a bunch of other turds. And, if you stick around for Bodwatch I'll tell you about my trip to Muscle Beach. Tite.  

Dan is joined by Matt this week to discuss fantasy baseball. We touch on Danny Santana, Jake Arrieta, Ryan Zimmerman, Gary Sanchez and a bunch of other dudes. Who could say? We talk about bods, advanced stats, Mitch Haniger and David Dahl. Furthermore, we touch on why we're better than Fantasy Focus and Fantasy Baseball Today. It's all capped with a very somber I'm Going Hungry. Too soon. RIP Chris Cornell.

Fantasy Focus survived the layoffs at ESPN so unfortunately we have to continue to do our show. Dang.  It's week 4 of the fantasy baseball season and waiver wires are looking barren, pitchers are still looking horrible, Mitch Haniger is still Mitch Hanigering. This week, Matt joins the program to talk about tiny second basemen, a couple of Joeys, Mark Reynolds and old guys -- are they any good? 

Fantasy Focus is a bunch of turds, yeah? ESPN is pretty bad, no? You know that, right? Of course. You, like us, are a bro, not a nerd. And that is neat. You probably don't want any numbers or math to muddy your fantasy baseball analysis so we're not going to give that to you. This week we're joined by Matt to talk about dumping Starling Marte and to ask 'when are guys?' Probably not yet but soon. Guys, they're coming and we're gonna tell you which guys are coming and who is never gonna come. Also: other things fantasy baseball related.

This week we're joined by our bro Kevin Costner to talk about Dances with Wolves, Robin Hood and fantasy baseball. He's a bro, not a nerd like so many Hollywood turds, so he know his baseball. We discuss the nooner Eduardo Nunez, Byron Buxton, Joe Panik, Chase Headley, Mark Reynolds and a bunch of other guys. Do we get to the bottom of whether or not Jose Ramirez is fat? Gotta listen to find out.

Is Matt Harvey good? Is he looking good? Is he still dipping hard? This week we're joined by Matt to talk about Matt Harvey and presumably some other things fantasy baseball related. We rag on ESPN and CBS and shoot on Matt Kemp, Jose Ramirez, Masahiro Tanaka and Madison Bumgarner. I'm sure we talk about other stuff but I couldn't possibly remember.

In today's ep we talk about baseball, specifically fantasy baseball. Is Jason Heyward good? What about Carloses? Are they good? Who's good?  It's better than Fantasy Focus. Fact.

You probably have a fantasy baseball draft coming up. You probably have no idea what to do because you've been listening to Fantasy Focus, which sucks. Listen to this. We know about all of the guys. Good guys. Guys that will have you winning so much you'll be sick of winning. We have all of the best guys.  Special treat: Joey Softie San Francisco 

Mock turtlenecks are cool, mock trials are neat, mock drafts must be good too. Right? They're definitely worthwhile. Fantasy Focus, Fantasy Baseball Today and Fantasy Freakshow all do them. They must be good. We did one. Listen to it. *I accidentally recorded multiple tracks on top of each other for like the first minute. It's only the first minute tho. Promise.

Fantasy Brocus is back in 2017 to talk about fantasy baseball, bros and bods. In this ep, Matt joins Dan to talk about some guys that are good, some guys that are bad and some guys who might just be ok. It's a tite one. Better than Fantasy Focus.

Dan is joined by a lady, specifically Amy D, to talk about an old guy who might be useful. Baseball. Bros. Bods.

Dan is joined by Matt again this week to talk about which teams are good and which teams are bad. It's deep. They talk about Mookie, Jacoby, Napoli, and Josh Reddick. Fantasy baseball is 1/3 over. Lame

Dan is joined by a guy this week to talk about fantasy baseball rankings. Are they important? Do they tell the whole story? Do they give you what you need? Are rankings good? Is Ben Zobrist the best player in the league? They answer so many more questions and tell you that Justin Upton and Adam Wainwright still suck. Thanks, bros. Suck it, nerds.

In this episode Matt joins Dan to talk about fantasy baseball? Is Justin Upton good? What about Prince Fielder? Probably not, but Adam Duvall and Steve Pearce are pretty tight though, right? We talk about a familiar big bod and a brand new tiny bod. Baseball, Bros, Bods.

Dan is joined by Matt this week to talk about fantasy baseball. Fancy that. They talk about a few Uptons, an Archer and a Waindogg. They also talk about Sweet David, Chris Archer and several top-notch bods. It's Fantasy Brocus not Fantasy Focus. We're bros, not nerds, boners.