FantasyCast Pod

Times are tough. It is more important than ever to escape into fantasy. It may be hard, but it is imperative that you remain deeply immersed in sexual fantasy as much as humanly possible. Upon awakening, you MUST immediately enter a rich sexual fantasy world. Ignore distractions entirely, maybe go live in a hotel or highly sexualized hostel far away from your friends and family. Doesn't even matter whether or not you get your nut. Sit in total isolation, meditating on whatever erotic world you've created. It's the only escape from a reality as cruel and meaningless as ours. 

It's that time again! Welcome to the Celebrity Torture Chamber. This episode we fantasize about torturing of some famous people who have achieved limitless success. We welcome actor Bradley Cooper, musical artists OK GO and successful actor/comedian John Mulaney. Sit back, relax, while we imagine hypothetical scenarios where we abuse the wealthy elite... here in the Torture Chamber.   

This episode is a good ol' fashioned brainstorming session. Twice a week we all get together (the talent, producers, marketing, staff, interns) and brainstorm fantasies to pick the very best for our episodes. Really heavy sexual content on this one. Definitely NSFW. Are we going to get de-platformed? Who cares, let the fun begin. If it's not violent or erotic enough for us, it's not violent or erotic enough for you. We also talk about the classic comedy You, Me and Dupree. 

Imagine what it would feel like to be tiny. Not small. Not insignificant. Not microscopic. TINY. Yeah. Nestled in somewhere, tucked away from the world. Cozy and safe. You could tickle your loved ones and take small bites out of your enemies, never to be seen or heard from. A ghost. A whisper. How horny is that?

Have you every loved something weird? Something that defines you from everyone else? "I'm not like all the others, because I like the weird thing that most people don't like or have never heard of." Maybe this weird thing is something that will make you interesting to your preferred sexual partner. For us, in this episode, the "weird" thing is demonstrating absolute intimacy by emotionally controlling, physically dominating, or being brutally beaten by the object of our sexual desires. This is what makes us different than you. We are not the same. "We are not the same, I am a Martian And I'm hotter than summer rain like Carl Thomas Lock, load, ready to aim at any target I could get your brains for a bargain like I bought it from Target" -"Lil" Wayne Carter

Everyone knows the Hawk Tuah girl is almost certainly going to get life in prison. No parole. No way out. That kind of hopelessness can make someone do crazy things. What would you do in that situation? Take your own life? No, open the window to your cell, get nice and warm under the covers with your hot plate, and let the cozy-wozy wash over you...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Nothing hits quite like an orgy. If you like group stuff, which thanksgiving basically is (substitute sex for gorging on food), you will LOVE this episode. We guarantee you will be freed from suffering after listening to us talk nice to each other. 

One thing about life is certain: there is no certainty. The path we take towards sexual gratification is a mysterious one. In this episode, we fantasize about our unexpected journeys towards complete and total sexual release. 

Every important person in history is only as good as the team of sycophants who surround them. On this episode, we are joined by star of stage and screen Brooke Bundy as we fantasize about our ideal team. Moreover, how will we manage our teams, keep them servile, productive and hyper-aroused as we casually dominate them.  

We all have theories about freak. Is freak genetic? Is it stored in the collective unconscious? Is freak passed down in our genetics? Or in the fantasies and stories we tell. In this episode, we think about the historic journey of our freak, and what kind of weird shit our ancestors were doing to themselves. 

This episode we take you, the listener, inside the Fantasy Chamber. No, it's not ACTUALLY a chamber, but a twice-weekly fantasy brainstorming session where we workshop sexual and violent fantasies. You get a peek at our sexually-generative process and how we delivery such high quality fantasies every show. Turning people on is a craft like anything else and we are proud to share ours with you, the listener! 

The season is in full swing and the fantasy football waiver wires are crackling! Lucky for you, we have the top picks to beef up your roster, and erotic fantasies to keep you bricked up as you head in to week 4! In today's episode we look at QB, RB, WR, TE and Defense pickups that will give you the maximum advantage. We also bless you with an intense erotic fantasy for each of our top picks! 

Working with someone to achieve a goal. What's more erotic than that? What is sex if not two or more people working towards the same goal? Whether that be climax, emasculation, punishment, humiliation, or complete and total subjugation, you need to work with the freak across the bed from you to prove to yourself you have what it takes to blast.  

People come in all shapes and sizes. Bodies take different form. Standing out in the sun, enjoying the light, feeling the warmth, can physically change the shape of your body into something completely unrecognizable to you. In this episode, we explore the shape of things, how they control us, and how form comports to our deepest desires. 

"Father thank you for the gathering of friends, Father we give thanks for all the erotic choices we've made because that's what makes us who we are, let us forever cherish the loved ones we've lost to sexually explicit accidents along the way; thank you for the Little Angel-brand bullet vibrator, the newest addition to our family, thank you for bringing Letty home, and most of all thank you for fast cars." Vin Diesel - The Fast and the Furious 6   Hope you all enjoy this episode!

When you are immersed in nature, maybe on a hike with your serious partner, wearing REI-branded gear, do you ever see animals? Do you ever wonder what the difference is between yourself and the animals you see pissing, shitting, making love and fighting at the zoo? On this episode we explore the animal side of the erotic brain. As always, providing a space for those seeking redemption for earthly sins through intense self exploration. 

This is a bonus episode that is a compilation of all five chapters of The Friend, an extensive sexual fantasy that is so erotic… so sensual… so unchained that it edges on illegal. Do you like getting teased and tormented? Do you like being turned on so bad you almost lose your mind? One more question: do you like having someone whisper in your ear the most fearless and titillating stories that were made in a lab to make you experience ultimate sexual pleasure? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you're like me, a sexual outlaw, a freak in the sheets AND most of all a dreamer who isn't afraid to go where most are too chickenshit to tread. Plug your pods in your dome, kick back, press play and prepare to spray.

We celebrate our 50th episode by ushering in a new era of fantasy discourse. What would it take for you to be a leader of men? To teach and train them to reach their sexual potential? How far is too far when getting sexually smothered? Is death too much to wish for? Come find out.

Pleasure comes to us in all forms. From having an orgasm at a rave, to enjoying a ice cold Pepsi on a hot day. Dancing. Getting a massage. Taking a piping hot shower. Eating Italian Ice from the spoon of someone you care about. Getting eaten out. Fighting your enemy and winning. Tune in as we explore a full range of titillation. 

What if you didn't have that little person inside your head that held you back from acting on every defensive impulse? What if every time you took something personally you were able to get satisfaction by lashing out against the people who wronged you? What if, through your own childish behavior, you forced everyone in your life to hold you with kid gloves, forcing them to be constantly attuned to your ever-changing mood? WHAT IF you didn't feel comfortable unless every interaction you had was centered around your emotional needs? What control. What power. What excitement! 

Workshop time! Collaboration is the key to any successful erotic fantasy. No one is an island. In this episode we bring some sexual fantasy ideas to the writers table in order to create the hottest possible product.  

People from your past are waiting in the cut... just waiting to jump out and ruin your life. This is a fact, everyone knows it... especially you. In this episode, we consider ways to reclaim your sexual past and use it as your own, instead of falling victim to the haters and chuds who wish to take. you. down.

In this episode we examine what shapes the upbringings of highly erotic people? In what ways are they intentionally raised to perform eroticism at an extraordinarily high level? Through intense and pervasive repetition, what ideas and concepts were drilled into their psyche by their college professors? Buckle up.

Best friends, fast acquaintances, long lost love. In this episode we explore the nature of relationships. The fluidity by which pumping and grinding on people in your life turns into something... more.

Mike tests some fantasy ideas, listens to a phone message, gives advice on fantasy building, sketches a notion about wearing clothes to gaslight a coworker, and delivers a sizzling new chapter of The Friend. Buckle up so your erection is secure and place some paper towels down on your bottom-area because this episode is guaranteed to have you slimming and sliding off your chair!

We all have friends, whether we know it or not. Some you have to tolerate, some have to tolerate you. But what happens when your personal sexual life crosses streams with the lives of your dearest, closest friends? Tune in to find out.   PS We consider ourselves your friend. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. No one is able to denigrate or insult you by saying you are a friendless loner, because we are your ride-or-die friends til the end.

In this episode we explore what it means to be free. Honestly, is anyone REALLY free these days? We offer several life hacks that allow you to continue to attain the benefits of a tethered existence, while being completely mentally liberated. This is a feeling better than any drug, and in the episode, we offer our listeners a taste. 

The episode we answer a listener email, think about sexually intense fitness regimens and meet Happy Harry, a big dicked young rat-man who slings more ropes than a mountain climber.

In this episode we reimagine the erotic classic Fury (2014). We push an already steamy cast of Brad Pitt, Jon Bernthal, Shia LeBouf and Michael Pena to new sexual heights. Fear not! We also have some classic fantasies about forbidden lust.

Have you ever been visited by someone during the night, only to blast and never see them again? In this episode we explore the mystical phenomena of ghosts, spirits, magical people, drug dealers, or other worldly people who emerge from the dead of night to give us sexual gratification. 

In this episodes we fantasize about the different ways edging can save lives, win the respect of your family, or define your lifestyle. Rate and review! Tell your friends. 

Have you ever wanted a smaller friend that you could beat the shit out of, consequence free? In this episode, we talk about a special friendship that embraces physical and emotional abuse. Plus, the thin line between being clumsy and deeply, deeply sexually provocative. 

Wrap your mind around this: a universe when no one can contain you. Ultimate power. No limits. Wholesale control over everyone and everything. Are you with me? Good. Now imagine this: a whole ecosystem devoted to providing you libidinal pleasure on your days off. Still with me? Good. You are now ready to listen to this episode.   Landlord and the Brat Ornaments and Orgies Whale Tail No. 2 

What does it mean to sexually heal someone? From the people who have sex with soldiers on the front lines, to the brave civil servants who have sex with our veterans when they return stateside. What does it mean to soothe the soul of another person through sexual contact? Also on this episode, high speed sexual pursuit, slap-happy Santa and the Sixth Sensual.

This episode we talk about what it means to push yourself towards greatness. To excel to the top of your field. Are you willing to put it all on the line? We explore the sexual discipline... and rewards, that come with that sacrifice. 

This episode we read a piece of Reddit erotica and give the author feedback. We also talk about other sexy stuff, like a chain of off-highway establishments where you could pay hourly to have someone snuggle with you. Nothing sexual. Just a bed or a couch, a TV, a blanket and someone clean to snuggle with. You could order food to the room. The wings would be really good, hand battered. Each room is heavily monitored to prevent funny business, and each worker would have a panic button. If you tried anything weird, a team of bikers would drag you into a tile room and brutally beat you. Photographs of the beaten violators would be displayed in the lobby as an example. The chain would be called SnuggleTown.

In this episode, our sexual fantasies are focused on the human connection and how we all come together. For example, lets say you invite someone over to your home, they bring a friend, they bring two friends, before you know it your entire HOME is filled with new friends! Break out the wine, cook up some pão de queijo, and let the good vibrations settle in. If you want to make it a sex thing, that's cool, but you don't have to. In OUR fantasies we do, and that's what you're about to listen to. 

This episode we fantasize about a sexually charged bar and grill where haters eat for free. We also touch on the US carceral system, fantasizing about how to fuck your way into a mistrial and the power of sexual fantasies for men in prison. Finally, we kick around a few violent fantasies about a famous podcast host. 

This episode we talked about the men's retreat Prophecy of the Pung. Look out for the early-spring event in San Diego, tickets will sell out quickly! We also touched on the sexual nature of tattoo culture and rock'n'roll sexual heroism. 

Have you ever driven your sexually-active-pleasure-partner completely mad? In this episode we delve into the fantasy realm of what it would take to be driven ABSOLUTELY INSANE by your sexual partner.   PS if you are on Reddit and can't show even the SMALLEST bit of respect, please stop posting on our shit. We are all presumably adults. Get it together. 

This episode we drift down into the deepest, darkest holes on earth. Places no human should ever venture, unless they want to get lost... Have you even been beaten to within an inch of your life by your desire to show hole? No? Then come on in.

Season 2 is upon us! We're back from summer break, so please stop spamming our inbox asking about the new season. In this episode we talk about the raw, uncut libidinal energy that pulses through the beach life and how it makes waves in our sexual fantasies. 

Have you ever looked someone in the eye and lied to them? I bet you have. We don't judge you. Leave all your dirty laundry with us. We won't tell.  In this episode we peel back our foreskin and expose sexual lies through elaborate erotic fantasies that are 100% guaranteed to excite you.

In this episode we fantasize about torturing different celebrities: BJ Novak - Jimmy Fallon - Rosamund Pike - James Corden. We don't actually want to torture these celebrities, its satire. Performance art. Theater. Fantasy. Don't try to get us kicked off of social media. We had a fantasy about rough sex with Huey Lewis and a bunch of you snitched and got us kicked off of Reddit. This is satire. Not real. Playful. 

Power. Control. Influence. Domination. Power. Power. Power.  This episode we construct elaborate sexual fantasies about enacting power over others. Much like you, the person reading this description, we hold little to no power in our day-to-day lives. Any power we do have is wielded to bring joy/pain to those closest to us. Therefor, the power play fantasy is particularly joyful and arousing.

Ever been taken by a fast lover? Ever been betrayed by a fake friend? Ever had your face caved in by your relatives at a family function? We have, and that's what makes OUR erotic fantasies better, and more worthwhile, than anything YOU could ever come up with. WE LIVE THIS SHIT. You just scribble about it in your notepad, witness it from your folks pad. Enjoy!

Fear. Rage. Instinct. What do they all have in common? All are deeply rooted in PRIMAL. What is sexual expression if not PRIMAL? This episode we get wet and gooey with PRIMAL fantasies that cut deep into our most base animal instincts.

Are your sexual fantasies not quite getting your friends and family off? Maybe they lack a certain robustness? This episode the boys dip into the ever-growing vault of listener emails. We give you, the listener, tips and tricks for how to get the most out of your sexual fantasies. 

Listen up you sci-fi sex fiends! Stop with the emails already, you got what you wanted! Step into your favorite cosplay getup and strap on your Doctor Who-themed silicone-based penis substitute, because the boys are back to fluff your fantasy-hole with deep science fiction erotica. Only this time, we brought in a hitter from out-of-state to vaporize your mind-shaft, former The Atlantic and Chicago Sun Times contributor POV Paul!

Hello 2023! We ring in the new year with some especially sultry tales of penetration and subjugation. Welcome to all our new listeners across the globe! Please keep listening to our podcast. We don't have anything else keeping us going in life. All our money was wrapped up in crypto and now we're broke. All we have is these perverted sexual fantasies to keep our spirits afloat. This brutal dog-eat-dog world may have broken us, but it will never take our fantasies. 

This week we uncover a long-lost episode that slid it's way into the dungeons of fantasy land. Blame as to who lost this file resulted in a fist fight and prolonged, pervasive emotional abuse. Nevertheless, its here! We talk about lustful overtures, horny souls seeking to redeem themselves through the long lost art of the romantic gesture.  Enjoy!