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A 30 minute podcast discussing 5 aspects of each Atlanta United Match

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    • Jun 14, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    The one where we had some looks but unfortunately we also have a Brooks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2025 58:45


    On this episode Glenn, Amy, Angel and Pat talk about the embarrassing 4-0 loss to NYCFC and the mathematical probability of ATL making the post season.

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    Five Takes Femenil Ep3: Atlanta area Driver- DecaturFC v Atlanta Fire United

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2025 36:43


    On this episode of FiveTakes Femenil Glenn and Amy talk about another 5-2 win over Atlanta Fire United.

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    The one where our belief was full until we played the damn RedBull

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2025 36:15


    On this episode Glenn & Amy talk about the most common thing in sports, Atlanta not winning at RedBull. 

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    Five Takes Femenil Ep2: 2 goals 3 wins- DecaturFC v UFA Gunners

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2025 31:45


    On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Glenn & Amy talk about DecaturFC's 2-0 win over UFA Gunners making it 3 straight wins for the black & gold. 

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    The one where we felt some dread until Orlando saw double red

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 67:52


    On this episode, Jack joins Glenn and & Amy to talk about the win over Orlando, amazing locker room speeches, and we look ahead to 6 matches on the road. 

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    The one where Ronny wore white and we looked pretty bright

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 64:55


    On this episode Pat King joins Jennifer Amy & Glenn to talk about a win. Fancy that. We also talk about mental health awareness month and an update on DecaturFC! They are 2-0 to start their season. 

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    Five Takes Femenil Ep1: Brave & Bold DecaturFC v Union10FC

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2025 34:35


    On today's episode of Five Takes Femenil Glenn and Angel talk about Decatur's 8-1 victory over over Union10FC, the match day experience and what growing culture through lower league grassroots football is all about.  Interviews from #6Becky Contreras, #11Maysoon El-Shami and coach Chapman. Cat and her daughter Sparrow also make an appearance!

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    The one where we need so much more but couldn't even manage to score

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 67:19


    On this episode Amy joins Jennifer and Glenn and we discuss some of the positives and how frustrating it is that we can't also talk about a win. 

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    The one where we went 5 in the back and still lacked in attack

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 52:50


    On this episode Glenn does his best to get a stable connection from Colorado and Jennifer and Amy lead the conversation on the 1-1 draw with Austin FC. 

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    The one where Chicago got a Pope and we're still on the downslope

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 80:29


    On this episode Amy joins and Jenn is late because of a dinner snafu

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    The one where we played Miggy in the middle and still did very little

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 66:19


    On this episode Glenn and Cat talk about another disappointing first team result but a great experience with the Atlanta United Unified Team! 

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    The where we got embarrassed and it feels like the players couldn't care less

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 70:48


    On this episode Glenn, Cat and Jenn discuss what hitting rock bottom feels like and if this is even the bottom. Rather than go through our takes we talk about every one else's. We run through all the comments on our various socials and try to make sense of it all. We appreciate everyone sharing their thoughts with us. We are just as frustrated and disappointed.

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    5Aside-Ep17-DecaturFC Pt1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 55:08


    On this 5Aside Episode we talk with Owner Gareth O'Sullivan & Manager Joel Gould, from Decatur FC of the WPSL! They give us some great insight into how the club was formed, what the inaugural season was like and their plans for the future! Tickets for the upcoming season are very affordable and you can get yours at https://tickets.decaturfc.com/ Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord

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    The one where we were up a man and still had no f'ing plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 63:43


    On this episode Glenn, Cat and Jennifer review the worst match in Atlanta United history. We dispense with the normal takes and instead discuss the fundamental problems with Atlanta United. ⏲️ 5 minute rants ⤵️ Did the divergence start with FDB?

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    The one where our burritos aren't cheap and that hill is getting steep

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 69:05


    On this episode Amy Anna Marie and Pat King join for an hour long therapy session

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    The one where it was 404 day in the A and not a single game went our way

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 55:25


    On this episode we talk....

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    The one where conceding 3 wasn't the plan....HOWEVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 74:58


    On this episode Glenn, Cat & Jennifer talk about a comeback we haven't seen since the wild San Jose game. Also....

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    The one where we were missing everyone yet still managed to get it done

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 62:04


    On this episode friend of the pod Amy joins and we discuss...

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    The one where we've won 1 in 4 but at least we managed to score

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 73:32


    On this episode we discuss....

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    The one where we kept a clean sheet but our offense has concrete feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 56:22


    On this episode the ladies lead for International Women's Day and we discuss....

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    The one where Charlotte impressed and we forgot to press

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 53:12


    On this episode we talk about....

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    The one where we've traded our mate for a tasty double Latte

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 62:56


    On this episode we chat....

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    5 Aside Episode 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 80:22


    In this 5 Aside Episode we talk with the guys from MixTape615 out of Nashville about 5 things we are hyped for and 5 things we are still concerned about for 2025 season that is about to kickoff.  We also get into a little new kit talk.  Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord

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    The one where we scored two away and Miggy is back in the A

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 81:10


    On this episode special guest Harper, a young Footie Mob member, joins us and gives us her perspective on Atlanta United, Miggy returning and the season ahead.  We also discuss....

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    The one where we did our best but it wasn't enough against some trialistss"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 66:24


    Glenn Cat and Jennifer are back! On this episode we discuss...

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    5 Aside Ep15:

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 68:41


    Episode 14 of the 5Aside show where we discuss 5 things aside from most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode we rate the top 5 goal songs from around the globe! Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord

    The one where the roster might not be the only thing we're stripping down

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 31:41


    On this episode we talk about the Club hiring our new Coach Ronny Deila! Thank you as always to MasonMillChiro.com Join the Atlanta United Fan TV Discord

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    5Aside Ep 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 58:59


    Episode 14 of the 5Aside show where we discuss 5 things aside from most recent 5 stripes match! On this episode Mike from from ATLUTD FanTV joins and, it's the holidays so we're talking gifts and gift giving!

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    The one where our sob story turned into a Rob story

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 62:47


    On this episode we discuss....

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    The one where Miami has most of the ball but our whole team said F 'em all

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 79:51


    Amy Joins on this episode as we discuss...

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    The one where our defense didn't fail so we're heading back to Ft Lauderdale!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 73:14


    On this episode Jack Purdy joins and we discuss.....

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    The one where we beat Montreal and now it all hinges on a big bald wall

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 75:46


    On this episode Amy joins us and we discuss....

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    The one where this season has been a bunch of baloney but last night we did it for Macaroni Tony

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 56:46


    On this episode we discuss...  

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    The one where we were given a gift but are probably still adrift

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 72:35


    On this episode we discuss...

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    The one where we fell on our face and Joe scored a brace.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 63:45


    On this episode we discuss....  

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    The one where Guz stood on his head but our playoff hopes are still nearly dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 57:13


    On this episode we discuss...

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    The one where Nashville kept the belt and we just keep feeling like we've felt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 73:10


    Mixtape 615 joins us. Find them on all the socials @MixTape615 and be sure to give their show a listen and a follow on all your favorite Pod platforms! On this episode we discuss...

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    The one where we may not have much luck but we do have some good Fortune

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 62:26


    On this episode we discuss....

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    The one where we needed more than an Alexey to defeat a Galaxy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 61:29


    On this episode we discuss....  

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    The one where the US women are seeing better days because we've got Emma F$#&%ing Hayes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 67:23


    On this episode Amy Anna Marie joins and we discuss....

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    The one where fans aren't in the seats because they're tired of defeats

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 74:16


    On this episode Amy Anna Marie joins and we discuss....

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    The one where we still have woes and we didn't even get $3 off Moes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 61:55


    On this episode we discuss

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    The one where when we're in a tough sitch, just kick it to the tallest guy on the pitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 49:25


    On this episode we discuss... (No Video pod for this episode)

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    The one where good business on the books has left us shook

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 54:12


    On this episode we discuss...

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    The one where we had to play the Revolution before we finished our Evolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 71:31


    On this episode we discuss...

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    The one where our hearts began to sink until Jamal took a drink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 61:02


    On this episode we discuss

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    The one where if it wasn't for the academy, we would have given up three

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 70:50


    #FTOTFS #WeAreTheA #AllForCITY New Pod! It still ain't pretty, but we're back(ish) for a ladies power hour. Jen, Cat and special guest Amy Anna Marie break down the week that was for AUFC. A night out with the GOAT Extra salty GG takes Homegrown tastes better than store bought Can Zombie Atlanta rise from the dead Thanks as always to https://masonmillchiro.com/  

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    The one where where might blame the refs but the offense still leaves us bereft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 71:00


    #FTOTFS #WeAreTheA #Hustlin4More New Pod! Jen, Cat & Jack are back from international call ups. Thanks for putting up with our technical differences at the moment! Euro Spoilers ATL says bye felicia to GG New interim manager, same story on the pitch Why does PRO hate us The children are our future Marry/Death/Kill for the second half of the season   Thanks as always to www.MasonMillChiro.com Join the ATL UTD Fan TV discord discord.gg/nhVYVShD

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    The one where the goals didn't flow so Pineda had to go

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 67:54


    On this episode we discuss.... ✌️A Five Takes hiatus

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    The one where we went five in the back and looked better in attack

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 68:13


    On this episode we discuss...

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    The one where now we have a red to go along with our dread

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 77:06


    On this episode we discuss...

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