Friends U Can Keep

This week's episode of your least favorite podcast has Brian and Kelly discussing a woman who can not poop with the door closed, bizarre Blue Chew ads, spam emails, RFK Jr's voice comparisons, and Olly Murs's body transformation. It also gets oddly political. Sorry, not sorry.Follow us on Instagram, Threads, Bluesky, and TikTok @thefriendsukeep. Subscribe to our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe.We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week on your least favorite podcast: Brian and Kelly discuss a litany of topics. From the new trend of "Hotwifing" amongst ethical non-monogamists, 13 ways to spice up your sex life, how partners should casually interact with each other's butts, and so much more.Follow us on Instagram, Threads, TikTok, Bluesky, and check out our YouTube channel.Remember to rate, review, subscribe, and turn on notifications to stay up to date on our newest episodes. It helps us a lot.We love u and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's show Brian and Kelly discuss a new sign that has some suggestive language, the idea of a reusable sanitary napkin, Instagram comment validation, and what their dream SNL lineup would be if they were to host.Follow us on Instagram, Threads, Bluesky, TikTok, and subscribe to our YouTube channel.Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening. Subscribe and make sure you have notifications turned on to stay up to date on our newest episodes.We love u and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's, part 2, episode of the show Brian, Kelly, and Julie discuss a BuzzFeed article talking about things people "born in the 1900's" are sad that younger generations will not get to experience. They obviously go off on a few tangents and talk about the best example of poorly chosen font for a business sign that Brian has ever experienced in real life.Follow us on Instagram, TikTok, Threads, and Bluesky, and subscribe to our YouTube channel.Rate, review, and subscribe to our show wherever you are listening to us. Make sure to turn on notifications to stay up to date on our newest episodes.We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this episode of the show, Brian and Kelly are joined again by long time Friend, Julie, and they discuss immediate red flags for teachers that everyone should be on the lookout for. As well as a bunch of other nonsense, as per usual.Follow us on Instagram, Threads, TikTok, Bluesky and check out our YouTube channel.Rate, review, subscribe, and make sure you have notifications turned on to stay up to date on our newest episodes.We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show Brian and Kelly discuss the confusion over college sports team names, the strange accents in Dora the Explorer, our thoughts on Moana 2, and so much more!Follow us on Instagram, Threads, TikTok, and Bluesky. Don't forget to check out our YouTube channel.Rate, review, and subscribe to stay up-to-date on our latest episodes.We love u and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show, Brian and Kelly discuss some new games they played over the weekend and some variations on some classic games. They also discuss obnoxious patrons at a Texas Roadhouse and take a trip down TikTok lane with a video that infuriates Kelly and three videos that make us crack up!Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel.Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening. Make sure you have notifications turned on to stay up-to-date on our newest episodes.We love u and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week's episode began with a simple question: What extinct attraction would you bring back to Walt Disney World? We answered that question and then went down an episode long journey of some of the changes we would make in Walt Disney World.Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel.Rate, comment, and review. Make sure you are subscribed and have notifications turned on to stay up-to-date on our newest episodes.We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

We're back! Finally.On this week's episode Brian and Kelly are driving back from their childless vacation. They discuss a range of topics from the change from Instagram "smut" to being in a relationship to true crime movies, series, and trends and so much more.Check us out on social media and YouTube.Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to stay up to date on our newest releases.We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's show Brian and Kelly take their first run at some games. They play Movie to Movie, Framed, and Gaps (which is basically movie title hangman.) There is an element to these games that we didn't fully think about before recording...enjoy! You can play these games at: movietomovie.com framed.wtf gaps.wtf Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening to the show. Tell your friends! We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week's show starts out being about Billboard rankings of the past 25 years of music and then gets quickly sent a different direction due to an obnoxious paywall. Brian and Kelly then pivot to listicles about 2024's most overrated films and the most boring movies of all time. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are enjoying our show. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show Brian and Kelly are joined by, Friend of the show, Dana and they jump in to another edition of Am I The Asshole?. Topics include: - a Grandpa who is fed up with a grandchild - a husband who left the hospital after a C-section - a boyfriend who hung his girlfriend's panties out to dry - and a lying wife and suspecting husband fighting over leftover gravy Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show, Brian and Kelly discuss an odd life insurance commercial, the absolutely bleak first screenplay for Monsters Inc. 2, and the "reward" for the McDonalds snitch. Then they take a moment for some Titanic talk before revealing their 2024 Apple Music Replays. They also discuss something that Brian thinks is one of, if not, the funniest conversations they've had on the show! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, comment, and review. Make sure you subscribe and turn on notifications to stay up-to-date on our newest episodes. We love you and, as always: thank u for being a Friend! P.S. Sorry for the abrupt end to this episode. The phone died, literally, seconds before I did my final outro.

On this week's episode of the show, Brian and Kelly talk about weird game ads and movies we've recently seen. Then they do something that feels like 134 episodes in the making: ranking all 12 Billy Joel studio albums! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Tell your friends...and family...and everyone else. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show, Brian shares his thoughts from his Mythical trip to Texas! From airplane etiquette and bucket list flight plans to flatulent flyers and TSA guidelines. Brian also shares with Kelly how he handled his first big trip and event alone since 2015. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, comment, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Tell your friends to do the same! We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode: Brian and Kelly break down a strange Red Robin promotion, how to properly identify the front seat cupholders, how to push your children in shopping carts without killing them, and what exactly is "sweater weather?" We also discuss NFL team's Uncrustable consumption and some logo redesigns that were very much needed. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, review, and subscribe! We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's show, Brian and Kelly do some cleanup. First they posit the question: why does Disney go so hard on Halloween? Then they talk about Dookie Demastered, McDonalds Friends toys, the new Buzz Lightyear robot, rare Lego, and generational beer trends. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening and, if possible, turn automatic downloads on. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's show, Brian and Kelly discuss a super vague spam voicemail, the incredibly underrated Danny McBride, the reviews for Joker 2 and Megalopolis, and so much more! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening and, if you can, turn on automatic downloads. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

In this week's episode, Brian and Kelly discuss old Hollywood visual effects, the current state of Halloween decorations and sleepovers, and weather related conspiracy theorists. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. Make sure you have automatic downloads turned on. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's show Brian and Kelly discuss TikTok content ranging from politics to board games to Frankie Valli. They also talk Ahmed Best meeting Michael Jackson, Rolling Stone's 101 greatest soundtracks, and how they would revamp Disney's Hall of Presidents for a more entertaining experience. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe and make sure you have automatic downloads turned on. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode: Brian and Kelly debate if Jeff Goldblum would make a good Willy Wonka and whether or not Jeffrey Dean Morgan is handsome. Later, they discuss their must watch movies and shows for the autumn season. Follow us on social media and subscribe to our YouTube channel. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening. It helps a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show: Brian and Kelly discuss a potential cameo in Happy Gilmore 2 and the resurgence of the strange TLC special My Husband's Not Gay. Find out in the closing segment where our episode title, and newest catchphrase, comes from! Follow us on social media and subscribe to our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe. If you're listening on Apple or Spotify: make sure you have automatic downloads turned on for the show as it helps us a lot. We love u and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show: Brian and Kelly look at some Tim Walz jokes on TikTok, give our opinions on Deadpool and Wolverine, and discuss some Facebook saved articles. Check out our social media and our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. Make sure you have automatic downloads turned on if you are listening on Apple or Spotify. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this episode of the show: Brian and Kelly turn the tables on some of their friends and see if they can guess Brian's favorite things. Movies, TV Shows, Music, Movie Musicals, Male Celebrity Crushes, and Female Celebrity Crushes are the categories. There are 6 potential points in each round. 7 friends enter. Only 1 friend leaves as Brian's Best Friend! There can be only one!! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe. If you're listening on Apple or Spotify make sure you turn on automatic downloads. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always: thank u for being a Friend!

On this episode of the show: Brian and Kelly talk about camo vs OG red MAGA hats, Millennials in 55+ communities, Chevy Chase's relevancy tour, the TikTok "candy salad" trend, and so much more. Also, they get scared by a mysterious sound mid episode! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode, we had some technical difficulties. The sound quality is not great and the later half of the episode did not record for some reason. What you CAN look forward to in this episode is Brian and Kelly discussing the conspiracy surrounding Tom Segura and briefly talking about the weird T-Mobile ad where the guys from Suits are being held hostage...we think. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of show, Brian and Kelly drop Brian's picks for Songs of the Summer and go down the path, once again, of Reddit's Am I The Asshole subreddit. There's stepdaughters with dead dads, confusion on wedding invitations, and so much more! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode Brian and Kelly discuss radio show "Cheaters", hilarious comments on Instagram videos and then delve through saved articles on Facebook including the best final movie lines and TV's funniest characters. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate and review the show and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode Brian and Kelly try the new s'more M&Ms, discuss the odd amount of breastfeeding reels on Instagram, rail against an asshole trying to shame dads at a trampoline park, and dive into whether or not Wawa is truly the best around. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening to this podcast. It helps a lot! We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this episode of the show, Brian and Kelly discuss the Quiet On Set documentary, Martin Scorsese's next two movies and one of their questionable, possible castings, fanboy obsession with movies having an Emo tone, emotional episodes of Bluey, fan-written endings to popular movies, and Red Lobster's questionable promotion of endless shrimp. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening to this podcast. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend

This week on the show: Kelly tries to match our friends to their top 3 favorite TV shows. Some of the pics are wild. Can she do better than Brian did with the movie episode? Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show: Brian and Kelly discuss the Kate Middleton insanity, not riding the long bus, and dating porn stars. Finally, they take a test to see what their love languages are. The tests are super pervy. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Rate, review, and subscribe wherever you're listening to this podcast. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

In this week's episode, Brian and Kelly take a personality test to determine which of the 16 personalities they fall under. The answers and subsequent explanations are surprisingly accurate to who they are. They also discuss what to expect on the show in the next few weeks to come. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel! Please rate, review, and subscribe wherever you are listening to this show. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode of the show, Brian and Kelly posit the question: if someone wanted to start listening to Country music, what would you recommend for them to listen to. So, they each compiled lists of some of their top suggestions for people to listen to if they genuinely want to give the genre a chance. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate and review the show as well as subscribe wherever you get your podcasts so that you can stay up to date on our newest episodes! It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this episode of the show, we bring back the Friends U Can Know (Better) interview with our good friend, Ryan! Andy joins Brian for the interview bringing the boy band back together. We go down a rabbit hole of porn and porn stars, why Ryan refuses to watch A Star Is Born, what a young Ryan thought was coming out of him, and so much more! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel! Please rate and review this episode and subscribe wherever you are listening. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode: Brian and Kelly discuss right-wing, Jesus freaks on Facebook, first date dos and don'ts (according to Twitter), and modern rules for restaurant etiquette. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode, Brian and Kelly discuss Billy Joel's AI heavy music video for his new song Turn The Lights Back On. They also discuss media coverage of Taylor Swift vs media coverage of Donald Trump, never before heard drive-thru questions, and whether or not Turkey Hill bathrooms are an anomaly. Finally, they look at a list of top "guilty pleasure" rom-coms and question a lot of the validity of some of the movies on the list. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's show, Brian and Kelly recap the 2024 Grammy Awards. They're talking about all of the highlights and low lights from one of the better Grammys. There's also talk of Lifetime's groundbreaking decision to include a sex scene in their new Christmas movie, and Wendy's Loaded Nacho Chicken Sandwich. DISCLAIMER: We are not a Taylor bashing show. We do not like or dislike Taylor Swift. She is inconsequential to us. Please do not come after us after consuming this episode. Thanks! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel! Please rate and review the show and don't forget to subscribe to stay up to date on all the latest episodes. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

On this week's episode Brian and Kelly discuss some happenings in their life. A recap of the latest trip to Walt Disney World, a visit from some missionaries, one of social media's ultimate bull shit detectors, and so much more get talked about. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to review and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week Brian and Kelly discuss a TikTok video highlighting Rolling Stone readers' WORST songs of the 1980's and a Rolling Stone article, written by one of their writers, ranking the BEST songs of the 1980's. Spoiler Alert: Both lists are a mess. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to review and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

In this bonus episode, Brian and Kelly discuss, compare, and review the book and new Netflix original movie Leave The World Behind. Let us know your feelings and if you think we were way off or not. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

In the continuation of episode 108 Brian and Kelly discuss two articles. One is about movies that were badly reviewed, but the general consensus is that they are good and the other is an interesting article about film roles that were acted well but intended for another actor entirely. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

In part 1 of our return episode, Brian and Kelly discuss movies that they've been catching up on. It's a lot of good movies like Barbie and BlacKkKlansman and one movie that Brian hated so much they'll be an entire mini episode once Kelly gets caught up! Join us next week for part 2! Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week on the show: Brian and Kelly talk about social media interactions involving The Nightmare Before Christmas, the Philadelphia Phillies, and Chip and Joanna Gaines. They also talk about basic, white women, alcohol trends, and the lore of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Finally, the year end stats of their Apple Music profiles are revealed. Kelly: I got kids! Check out our social media and YouTube channel. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe. Tell your friends to listen! It helps us a lot. As always: We love you and then u for being a Friend!

This week were giving people who are newer to the show the opportunity to look back at the very first episode of the show and see how far we've come. (Good or bad is up to you.) Please continue to check out our social media and YouTube. Rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and thank u for being a Friend. ________________________________________________________ In this inaugural episode I am joined by one of my closest friends, Andrew Ball. We discuss how we met, how long we've known each other, all the weird people we've encountered together, and a lot of stuff that we really enjoy (like Game of Thrones and Marvel).   We had a lot of fun recording this episode and we hope you have fun listening to it. You will definitely be hearing from Andy again.

On this week's show: Brian and Kelly discuss Brian's recent trip to the Emergency Room, and then take a comparative look back at their rankings of Disney's animated offerings versus that of a new article on Rolling Stone, and finally talk about the release of the top 100 episodes of Bluey as voted by the fans. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to the show wherever you are listening. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week on the show: Brian and Kelly discuss movies from our childhood vs movies for our kids, Hollywood's obsession with Chris Pratt, and we keep it topical by diving into some Thanksgiving themed Am I The Asshole Reddit posts. They are absolutely wild! Follow us on social media and don't forget to check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week: Brian and Kelly talk about their child-free weekend in Rehoboth. Then they discuss this year's hot gifts (according to Amazon and Buzzfeed) and, finally, they determine if they're cool parents or not (according to, again, Buzzfeed). Don't forget to follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week on the show: Brian and Kelly discuss the nearing end of Letterkenny, the transition to Christmas time, celebrity Halloween costumes, and disturbing documentaries. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week on the show Brian and Kelly beg for sponsors, discuss Mike Flanagan's latest project, Brian pitches his second option for the YouTube closing card, and we talk about The Hollywood Reporter's list of the 50 best TV shows of the 21st Century so far. Follow us on social media and check out our YouTube channel. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot. We love you and, as always, thank u for being a Friend!

This week on the show Brian and Kelly talk about Halloween decorations going too far, cops at Wawa being upset at non-coffee drinkers, seminars for successful men, childhood movie memories, and so much more. Don't forget to check us out on YouTube and follow us on social media. Please rate, review, and subscribe. It helps us a lot! We love you and thank u for being a Friend.