GG Stalin and the Absurdity Junkies

The gang talks about the two most important September events of the turn of the millennium. Also Bret has a new JFK theory.

This week we bring on our friend (and possible new host) Amy for some spicy LaPorte County Indiana local government chat. We also have a discussion about Epstein and whether there's any consciousness building/ organizing potential in conspiracy speculation or if it's ultimately just a hobby/selfsucc.

Hey loyal stankies! This week we're giving you a sports heavy treat from deep in our vaults. John isn’t on this one for obvious reasons but we have former host Ed and special/guest friend Jimmy to talk about the rise of the greatest female fighter all time (which is still relevant!) Also Jimmy and Bret talk about their sport influences and why they're so into sporpzballz.

Back from a long hiatus to give you part two of our Stalin series. We'll be recording episodes on a relatively consistent schedule from now on, bear with us.

This little bonus treat from John and Anthony was recorded when the boys were supposed to do the first Stalin Episode. Bret ended up in bed until 3 pm with Chipotle and Sweet Tea poisoning so they MST3Kd some youtubes instead. They talk Star Trek and the Posadist promise, the folly of socialists clinging to the past, Merovingians, if you eat MEAT or FLESH, and the prophet John Lockett.

For this week and the next, the boys decided to explore the life and legacy other namesake of the Podcast, Uncle Joe Steel. The structure this time is a little different as the boys decided to borrow a little DOLLOP of a certain history podcast's format. In this episode Bret Shares his painstakingly researched narrative of the Life of Stalin while John and Anthony chime in with their uninformed comments and Rasputin Dick tangents.

Just in time for his birthday (and Easter too I guess) we've resurrected an episode thought dead, Anthony's first podcast appearance. We've got goofs, Rob Zombie spoofs and more in depth union talk. Outro - Dogma "Premeditated Obsolescence"

For the one year anniversary the OG boys bring it back to where it all began: John and Bret in John's apartment, sharing their most embarrassing moments.

The boys just shoot the shit and talk about Alex Jones some more. End Track - Gucciberry (Feat: Diamond Jones) - Booty Hole Troll (Man Darino Remix)

This week the boys talk about the silly and toxic construction that is “being alpha”, especially how this ‘mask in the masculine’ leads to stupid pissing contests like the Alex Jones/ Joe Rogan Feud. In a meta twist the boys have an ugly blowout themselves right in the middle of recording. This ep might be messy but it’s not boring (aside from Coach Corey Wayne’s ‘advice’). Buckle Up.

This week the boys take their hats off for a real one, Representative Ilhan Omar, for calling Elliot Abrams a war criminal to his face. They also discuss how this was overshadowed by the establishment weaponizing claims of antisemitism against her as they often do to those on the left critical of Israel and the Israeli lobby. The discussion would have been nothing but bullshit this week if Power Ranger talk didn’t remind John of Haim Saban. Other Topics: Kamala Harris boofing ketracel white while listening to NG Resonance in college – That Doc Brown Dro, That H.G. Loud – Bret and Anthony getting canceled. Also: John meant Chelsea Clinton at 21:22, don’t @ us. Playout track – Siouxsie and the Banshees “Israel”

The boys get it out of their system and do a Nu Metal episode finally. AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION: Comment on our Facebook or SoundCloud who you think had the best Korn "Twist" scat.

This week the boys descend deep into the darkest corners of where power and influence meet. They discuss Jeffrey Epstein, his crimes, and his possible accomplices: some of the most powerful people in the country. This is the kernel of truth behind the conspiracy theories of the day, but unlike Pizza-gate, it's all very real, and all out in the open. Bret goes into a bit of a despair spiral as he deals with these implications, John tries to talk him out of mysticism and downright superstition and Ed just enjoys the tennis match of it. However, John very selfishly leaves early so the darkness of the discussion sputters out as Ed and Bret try to continue it. They are swiftly discouraged and before too long escape into a discussion about movies with debonair producer Sretin Jovanovic.

This week we're joined by Sarah, John's OURMC comrade, to talk about conceptions of the afterlife, religion and matters of dogma and ekstasis like soaking and the BME Pain Olympics. Bret counted all the times Sarah and he snorted when they laughed and tallied a whopping

Bret started watching Star Trek TNG and wanted to talk about it. John and Anthony (who is pretty much part of the crew now) dork out pretty hard.

Ya' boy Anthony (https://soundcloud.com/anthony-william-peeples) is back this week, helping John introduce GG Stalin's own Patron Internet Weirdo, Garret Johnson(http://www.gjohnce.com/). The Boys also discuss another total doof online, Jared Threatin - the Jacob Wohl of shitty Power Metal (Jacob Wohl is the Elizabeth Holmes of private security). Other Topics: The boring Suspiria remake, literal bird shit. Playout Track - Idles, "I'm Scum"

This week the boys talk about vidja games, what they like and what's frustrating about them and the current state of their industry. John also gives a plug and a shout out to the organization he works with, OurMC, and the noncommercial community space PARC where a lot of its work goes down. https://www.facebook.com/OURMICHIGANCITY/ https://www.facebook.com/1713FranklinSt/ Fadeout Track - Kero Kero Bonito, "Make Believe" Come out to PARC tonight for Lyrical Liberation, an amazing evening of music, performance, poetry, and spoken word hosted by Don 'Red Rah' Thomas. https://www.facebook.com/events/346168166192712/

This week we have our good friend Anthony (https://soundcloud.com/anthony-william-peeples) by to talk about his work with service industry unions as well as the progressing horror of fascist America. We talk longer about dumb geniuses and tons of cum though because we all need some kind of escape.

The boys are back with another punch-sport chat episode. MMA is discussed as usual, in particular the wacky antics of UFC 229. In addition, special guests Al and Joe introduce Bret and Ed to a crazy new combat sport with no grappling or kicking called boxing. Playout Track - Coal Chamber "Big Truck"

Right in the middle of the SpOoKiEsT month we're back with an absolute unit of an episode all about all things goth. We're joined in the the studio by two dear friends: Queen of the Dark and minor celeb in the Gothic Lolita scene, Kaleigh (https://www.instagram.com/thingsweneverdid/?hl=en)and Amanda (who wants you to smash that connect button and if you liked what she had to say endorse that public speaking skill https://www.linkedin.com/in/amanda-thorpe-286034117/). Stalking us from a distance, as well, is the enigmatic Sniper X. Real Spooktacular guys, check it out. Intro Track - Siouxsie and the Banshees "Night Shift" Fadeout Track - Killing Joke "Love Like Blood"

This week we have Frank Angotti by to talk about his music (https://soundcloud.com/frankangottiisdead) but it mostly dissolves into some freewheeling straight goofus shit helped out by a few other special guests. Fun time.

This week we do an in depth ethnography of your average Gronks, Paul Bros, Shifty Shellshocks and Criss Angels. Guys who like Natty Ice when slumming it, Heineken when classing it up, Ciroc for cocktail hour and some COD Black Ops to wind down in the evening. Stay savage Stankie, this is Every Day Bro!

This week we have on Joe Riley from The Musically Meditated Podcast to shoot the shit about music, talk about our worst concert experiences, but most importantly infuriate by making him sit through the most obnoxious metalcore videos we could find. Playout Track - Eskimo Callboy, "Is Anyone Up" - Chopped and Screwed Mix by TwerkTronix Follow Musically Meditated: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/green-door-network/id1323787243?mt=2 Tweet @MusicMedPodcast Follow Joe/MMP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/james_joseph_riley/ SUBSCRIBE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8O27rWUTcAdTes2qoG3byw/videos

Bret was out for this episode but the boys got a worthy replacement in Truckman Dave to talk about their favorite conspiracies. They talk about Q Anon, Reptilians and take an extra long look at the Gay Satanic cabal running hip hop and R&B. John also tries to dive into what makes conspiracy mindset and its role in coping/ sublimating powerlessness in the face of our very public and blatant enemies. Playout Audio- Truthiracy, "Michael Jordan III"

Originally part of last episode we figured there was enough MMA chat for you meatheads to get a whole Octagon Runway out of. Enjoy, but only if you're a true ride or die friend. Also we're on IHeartRadio now. Playout Track - Blanck Mass, "The Rat"

Main topic this week is the sad state of for profit healthcare in the US. Furthering the point is a peculiarly NWI tale of horror starting at a party and ending on Judge Mathis. We also take another opportunity to dunk on Tom Woods and his suggestions that the way out is some harebrained "Netflix of care". Recorded at Hobart's Green Door Studios. Fade-out Track- Pissed Jeans, "Healthcare"

This Fourth of July the lads used their day off to pack into the Green Door Studios again with producer Sreten Jovanovic for an ep that's getting to you at least before the month's end. There's some Dunking on ~*dArk pRofEsSOR*~ JB Peterson, Chat about the martial and commercial turn of Pride Parades, and heated Netflix discussions. It's all book-ended by another more day appropriate dunking, this time on doughy Libertarian drive-time host Tom Woods. Fadeout Track; 2 Live Crew - Banned in the USA We're on more PLATFORMS: -GOOGLE PLAY- https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iffekisxpvok3bjqflqzbf3arde =STITCHER= http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=210039 -TuneIn- http://tun.in/pi6nT -iTunes- https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1367052659?mt=2

This Ep has Ed's friend Dave, a rare leftist long haul trucker living in Indiana, on to talk about the current shitshow with ICE and detention centers as well as go over our views for a better world and where it would start. Mostly good studious convo with a minor detour into tits. Fadeout Track: Scatman John - "Scatman's World"

More MMA Chat, plus neighbors and X-Men Schwantzes. Second episode at Hobart's Green Door. Playout Music: Blanck Mass - Cruel Sport

First episode at the Green Door Studios in Hobart with producer Sreten Jovanovic. Check them, the other podcasts on their network and their bookstore out. https://www.facebook.com/greendoorbooks/?ref=br_rs Good mix of content this week. First half is all about Goro, a vocal style Bret loves, and the vocal style Bret excels at in spite of himself. Second half gets into less Goofus, more Gallant territory as we talk about rebuttal to John Oliver's Venezuela coverage and the difficulty finding reliable information on foreign crisis in the middle of ideological conflicts. Playout Track: Soul Spinners - I'm Gonna Build on that Shore.

A pleasant little movie ep about some of Ed's favorite things.

100% pure Goofus this week. We bring some new guests on to try to talk about Anime and quarter life aimlessness, but it doesn't stay on the rails too well. We never bring up Fist of the North Star but that image just felt right. Playout Track: Macross 82'-89' feat. ローマン - I Miss You

The first in a bonus series where Bret and Ed try to get catty about MMA. It's mostly just them talking about it like they usually do. This is also the first ep where we start the chain of bad dating stories with Bret. That should tell you how long we've been sitting on this since recording. Playout Track: MR ASS

This week the dudes talk about things that they enjoy, but not before they get a visit from everyone's favorite punk uncle. Bret bookends it with a story about his horrible brother. Mostly pretty stupid this week. FULL GOOFUS. NO GALLANT

This week we get into some recent things that get our goat, pull our pud etc. John and Bret take it in a political direction covering a shady plan to build a dump across from a school in Gary IN and the Iran deal. They talk about Nu Metal for way longer tho. Ed comes in halfway and we talk about Hilary Clinton's numerous similarities to Roman Reigns. Goofus/Galant balance just right this time. Intermission Track: Keith Sweat - Nobody Playout Track: Mark Morrison - Return of the Mack

We have our first special guest, Kenny bring some much needed intelligent discussion as we discuss D.W. Griffith, race in media and the history of public pools. We also talk a lot of shit too tho.

Bereft of ideas again, we list favorite TV characters. We also briefly address Kanye's Chud heel turn and how ***dArk pRofeSSor** Jordan Peterson doesn't like his ladies thicc.

We talk about over and under-rated movies which no podcast has ever done before. We also rant about POW/MIA and Bret finds a way to shoehorn in his abysmal love life. Committed in loving memory to Nu-Metal Dane Cook November 4, 1965 – November 1, 2014

Today we talk about Trump's real reason for stoking the fires of WWIII, Sam Harris' lame stanning for Charles Murray, Rasputin Dick, and how all of our Midwestern parents are horrible chuds.

This one took a while to put up. We talk about gun control, school shootings, alse flags and Janet Reno being #1 militia murker. We also get a long awaited duet from two luminaries.

This week we talk about wrestling, Dolemite's Anti-Yukubian qi attack and how much "One in a Million" and Axl Rose Suck.