Greene & Lewis

Running out of time, graduating from the rowing machine, looming fears of mortality.

And tell me what street compares with Mott Street in July? Literally anywhere else, Ella, get it together.

A trip to Dia, thoughts on Judd, Sandback, Minimalism at large, and run.

Hips before dips? Not on this pod.

Car, gym, film, WW2 and magical realism. Enjoy.

New Year, Same Pod: Different Bods, Different Rides, Gentle Januaries, and a roundup of the last shows on 2023.

You get two in one week, it is Christmas after all.

Live fast die young, bad girls do it well: Car talk, Ed Ruscha, MoMA, and more.

Grey hairs learn QR codes, defenestration, and prostituting "Olympia." There's a special circle in Hell for whoever thought it appropriate that American art handlers should ever be in contact with that painting.

A classic potpurri ep. Go watch "The Love Guru," get new credit cards, and ask your s/o if they'll cry from your wartime letter.

Listen, you need a flared base, on christmas trees and water piks.

Fast food in the land of the Fighting Irish, LGA, housewarming, and total car breakdown.

Great Malaise, the joys and terrors of Costco, and more.

Listen, vibes were off all weekend. Enjoy.

We have rage, and complaints. The city's a mess, avoid Hell's Kitchen, run a light 5k. Then we run down what's on view in Chelsea right now, it's like stepping in a time machine.

Debt, Freeports, Apartment Cleaning Strategies, Tourism, TLC Disasters, etc.

Another food ep: Peter Luger, the Rookery, Takesushi. Oh, and Camper's finally published.

Reviewing Ben Davis' Reading of Sean Tatol's "Negative Criticism" and also talking Theragun, sushi, and toilet paper grit.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming: dudes being homosocial, expensive knives, "Glengarry", and crosswords.

RIP to Brice Marden, Summer, Lizzo's career (but not really?), and reply guys.

Will goes to Ptown, the joys of a self-sustaining studio, home bartending, etc. You like when the boys travel, so buckle in.

And Just Like That...Barbenheimer, Peaky Blinder Weddings, Camper Goes West, and more.

I'm going to the zoo, but I'm not an animal: food, "girl dinner," Threads, Late Warhol, Judd, and rise of the welcoming gallerina.

Big Stewie in the Slammer, bad judgements, bad haircuts, and conveyor-belt sushi. What more could yousa want?

You can't scheme forever.

There's a sharp edit in this one, can you find it? Bodies, beaches, bodies at beaches, and shows in Chelsea.

Ohio boomerang, the joy of Suburban Walmarts, shame at Pride, Chris' UFO Corner (TM), and that show at the BK Museum.

The Mel Gibson-verse, zoomer complaining, and the Chaos Card.

Sounds of the City, Taxicab Confessions, and the Warhol Supreme Court ruling. Happy 200th episode, you're all honorary bois for the day.

Time Management, Tears of the Kingdom, Red Scare tides turning, and a syllabus for subjectivity.

Playing all the hits this week.

When the option is either "That's Katy Perry or Jared Leto," we've failed as a society. Karaoke misadventures, the Met Gala and the terribleness of Lagerfeld and Jared Leto, steps, apartment hunt resolution, and furniture advisement.

Rise and grinding, moving, and purple.

Willadelphia, some battleship history, and lots of reminiscences.

Unboxing, Hair Grooming, "Tootsie 2023," Local News Appearances, and Omar Vizquel.

At minute 37:52, Camper says "I don't think I have anything more to say about John Wick 4" and the episode continues to be about John Wick 4 for the rest of the hour.

Sis visit, some art, and more.

Classic medley here.

Alarm trouble, SVB collapse, Oswald Spengler, and reframing.

Catching up, South Park, and some fun with Ron.

Rona round 3 and Will's trip to Philly.

Shower coffee, sushi, news items, The Devil Wears Prada, and more on 'mid taste'.

We catch up, discuss the Super Bowl real quick, then the UFO shoot down situation.

Theories of January, bowties, karma, and "The Sight of Death"

Costanza, luggage, and how to think.

We're back. Random thoughts and follow up on 'Cubism and Trom L'oeil' at the Met.

This one's got it all: Theory of a Hot Costanza, fried dough nostalgia, cartel infiltration in Mexico, and "Cubism and the Trompe L'oeil Tradition" at the Met. Enjoy.

Popes, CNN's New Year's Eve, a break in, New Year's ins and outs, hysteria's back, 'sounds good' thinking, and the year of control.

Christmas catch up, 'The Stranger', 'Facing Nolan', and fast food talk.

'Painter's Painting', 'You've Got Mail' and 'Sleepless in Seattle', religious Gen Z, studio talk, and Jasper Johns.

White Lotus...spoilers right off the bat. If you haven't seen it, save this one.