I Guess We Can't Have A Podcast

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Two washed up culture editors talk pop culture, clothes, and their Instagram accounts.

Ella Hours and Eva Avenue


    • May 25, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES


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    43. I Guess We're Not Allowed To Laugh At Travis Kelce's Back Hair *TEASER*

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 6:50


    Men have it so hard so let's body shame them for an hour.Hear the full episode on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/canthaveapodcast

    42. I Guess Blake Is Using Salma Hayek To Appear Normal

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2025 91:05


    And welcome back Josh Hartnett, who hasn't had any fillers.

    41. I Guess They Think They're Thinking *TEASER*

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2025 3:01


    Are we going to end up in an RFK camp?Subscribe on Patreon for the full episode: https://www.patreon.com/canthaveapodcast

    40. I Guess BBL Has A Smell

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 63:11


    And wtf is Elizabeth Hurley doing in a field with Billy Ray Cyrus?

    39. I Guess Jack Schlossberg Is America's Most Eligible Bachelor

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 77:56


    But he's only emotionally available for trolling politicians.

    38. I Guess It's All About That Stupid Daisy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 45:50


    And wtf was this C-list space team?

    37. I Guess Everybody Wants A Motorola Razr

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 50:09


    The internet is a mosh pit.

    36. I Guess Cory Booker Didn't Need To Make Caca

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 49:33


    MGK is giving Florida baby daddy in this special episode. Why does the cheater get to bask in all the glory when Megan did all the work?

    35. I Guess Sesame Street Is Under Attack

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 44:55


    Eva gets ready for the U.N. while Ella drinks coffee and washes her face.

    34. I Guess I Went To Theater Camp With Megan Fox

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 101:31


    But first Hailey and Justin follow Selena and Benny to Disneyland.

    33. I Guess Those Astronauts Are Still Stuck Up There

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 59:35


    Eva rhapsodizes America's best attribute while Ella yells at people who somehow opposable-thumbed their way to a cellphone.

    32. I Guess Jenny Slate Had The Audacity

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 61:55


    Will Justin Bieber's pants lead to a national fabric shortage?

    31. I Guess We Need Kylie Perkins To Yell At Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 62:53


    Also, why is there nacho cheese in the bathtub

    30. I Guess That's Why You Should Always Carry Quarters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 54:04


    We've all had way too much Blake - so let's give Kanye the attention he's so desperately begging for, which is to say that we're so bored with edgelords.

    29. I Guess Blake Lively Can't Stop Lying

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 70:21


    These celebrities are out of control. #hilariabaldwin #joeexotic #justinbieber #johnnydepp #amberheard #machinegunkelly

    28. I Guess Blake Lively Has Completely Lost Her Mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 93:04


    Poor Justin Baldoni. We're going to tackle this lawsuit one crazy allegation at a time.

    27. I Guess We're Hallucinating

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2025 84:36


    As Lynch exits stage left, the ladies grapple with edgelords and people who just don't get it.

    26. I Guess Timothée Chalamet's Super Fans Wanted To Douse Him In Acid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 76:48


    plus Cameron Hamilton from Love Is Blind liked our reel.

    25. I Guess Chris Flail Isn't Embarrassed To Be On This Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2025 97:27


    and John Mulaney's a big mess.

    24. I Guess Ariana Grande's Boyfriend Looks Exactly Like Her Brother

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 44:11


    We were fooled by the smear campaign against Blake Lively, too.

    23. I Guess You've All Had Enough Internet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2024 62:08


    Eva eats sourdough bread slices while Ella rips into Machine Gun Kelly.

    22. I Guess That Assassin Was Pretty Hot, Huh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 53:19


    Ella delights in Lou Pearlman, from The Dirty Pop Documentary, holding up a model airplane in the sky to leverage fake investments worth billions, catapulting the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC into superstardom. Eva's at work in New York while the shooter's running by with his backpack full of monopoly money. They agree social stratification is inevitable. Also #womeninmalefields nightlynoodlemonthly.com

    21. I Guess Jim Wants Our Post-Election Hot Takes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 78:59


    The ladies have a comprehensive plan for life after the election and the sunset of democracy.

    20. I Guess We're Linking the Death of Elvis's Grandson to Michael Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 34:37


    The ladies wonder how shady Kris Jenner really is, review Ali Wong's new stand-up special and Addison Rae's Diet Pepsi, and fangirl over their own podcast while Ella debuts her theory about how Michael Jackson might have influenced the untimely death of Elvis' grandson Benjamin Keough.

    19. I Guess They Tested The Baby Oil

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 69:07


    Ella spirals about her haircut while Eva recalls meeting the courtroom sketch artist for the P.Diddy trial in this special episode making fun of Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller being unhinged at all times and Sean Penn's new granddaughter girlfriend.

    18. I Guess We Don't Have Time For These Freak Offs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 34:37


    Eva wonders whatever happened to JTT while Ella explains why she's on such a hot beat with the Menendez Brothers case, and the further we get into the state of things, you can see just why we don't have time for P. Diddy's freak-offs. Hailey Bieber's Dangerous Decade-Long Obsession youtube video

    17. I Guess We Went Viral Accidentally Canceling Brad Pitt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 36:36


    Ella and Eva spiral as their numbers climb into the hundreds of thousands of views on Tiktok.

    16. I Guess Brad Pitt Poured Beer All Over His Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 53:21


    The ladies try to figure out why the Olympics allowed Tom Cruise to fly around and try to get to the bottom of what the hell happened to the Jolie-Pitts on that plane. The fashion brand Casablanca changes Eva's life and she is not at all surprised at the breaking news of JLo and Ben's divorce. Once again, we laugh at everyone's fillers.

    15. I Guess That Trip Wasn't Paid For

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 59:57


    The ladies read & discuss New York Times article "How an Instagram-Perfect Life in the Hamptons Ended in Tragedy." https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/08/nyregion/brandon-miller-suicide-debt.html

    I Guess Bianca Censori Is Always Naked For A Reason

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 89:33


    Despite Ella's COVID brain, the ladies do a deep dive into everything Hollywood, from JLo and Ben's impending split and Zac Efron's Ibiza incident to Bianca Censori and Kanye's marriage as performance art; and finally get to the bottom of Kim and Kourtney's Dolce & Gabbana drama.

    i guess brat summer is dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 70:41


    A deep dive into the life and death of brat summer, making fun of people's reactions to the opening Olympics 2024 ceremony in Paris, and also what is the Light Phone II?

    I Guess Eminem Is Too Complex For Rolling Stone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 45:06


    The ladies avenge Eminem's new album from the ridiculous review penned by Rolling Stone - interlacing memories of working at our college paper, the Brat album by Charli XCX and new biopic on Amy Winehouse. 

    I Guess The Trump Shooting Wasn't Staged

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 48:00


    Drawing dead people, stuck in an elevator, celebrating the late Richard Simmons and remembering Shannen Doherty in her passing, the ladies cover a lot of ground while casting doubt that Trump's shooting was staged.

    I *Guess* We're Excited For Devil Wears Prada II

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 38:26


    Tired as the night drags on, the ladies whine about Emily Blunt's fillers while wondering if Anna Wintour can just leave Vogue already.

    I Guess This Is Our First Apology Video

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 43:25


    The ladies do damage control by buying perfume, Natalie Portman rebounds with a date night, and Ella tries to sign a petition. Georgia's Garden: https://www.theylangylangtree.com/shop Aura St. Pete Perfumery Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aurastpeteperfumery/

    I Guess We'll Wear Armani For The Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 55:46


    Imagining life under a rigid authoritarian government structure in the U.S., the psychology of projected fashions that could follow suit, and what this has to do with Ryan Gosling's face. With secret guest.

    I Guess Ryan Gosling Ruined His Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 53:53


    Ella spirals about Ryan Gosling's tipping point with the face fillers, yells at her audience that they didn't listen to her advice about clear plastic flip flops, and Eva wonders out loud about her instagram aesthetic.

    I Guess We're Not Watching The Debates

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 39:58


    Ella spirals about mispronouncing Mila Kunis, Eva buys shoes.

    I Guess We Can't Have The Tefi Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 38:35


    The ladies wax nostalgic about the end of The Tefi Show, beg for it to come back, and get annoyed at annoying celebrities. The Tefi Show episode 82

    I Guess Prince William Is A Swiftie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2024 36:54


    Reading fan mail, Prince William attends Taylor Swift's Eras Tour, hot takes on best clothing for a post apocalypse summer. https://www.instagram.com/ellahours https://www.instagram.com/evaavenue

    I Guess This Won't Be Good For Justin Timberlake's Tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2024 42:09


    All you need to know about Ella's allegiance to The Row, rebranding apology videos, why we're burnt out on lecturing others, and the intricacies of Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest. https://www.instagram.com/ellahours https://www.instagram.com/evaavenue

    Guess We Can't Finish This Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 39:37


    Vegetables cosplaying as meat; are rodent men hot? Father's Day fail, New Wash shampoo, instagram, New York visitors, crazy person at the wedding, clothes as stories. Our new Instagrams https://www.instagram.com/ellahours/ https://www.instagram.com/evaavenue

    I Guess We Have A Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2024 75:28


    In our first episode recorded remotely from NW Arkansas and NYC, we crack open nonalcoholic beers to discuss the roots of clean living, celebrity news on our Instagram feeds, early fashion influences and why we can't have a podcast. Our new Instagrams https://www.instagram.com/ellahours/ https://www.instagram.com/evaavenue

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