Just Kill Me Podcast

If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to Justkillmeshow@gmail.com. You could win a ty-shirt! Episode 25   4:45 Deleted Scholarship 7:03 Please Spit On Burger 9:06 Crocodile Tour Guide 12:42 Elon Musk 14:40 Sex at Work 17:08 Soccer Panties 18:59 Worst Job Of The Week 22:26 Wrap Up

This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more. Episode 24   2:46 Japanese Fathers 4:05 Monkey in Home Depot 5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief 7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts 11:08 Home Flamethrowers 12:20 Too Large 14:15 Donkey Milk 19:00 Wrap Up

You could be on a bad flight when the plane has to make an emergency landing because somebody stinks. In California, you can't shower and do laundry on the same day. A woman has her lady parts reconstructed using a tilapia fish. These and even more reasons that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.   EPISODE 22 6:21 Cockroach Milk 7:51 Defendant Shows Penis 10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement 11:05 Robot Dog Funeral 14:58 Dolphin Happiness 16:32 Wrap Up

Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more!Episode 21 4:52 Passanger From Hell 7:11 Twelve Best Jobs for Serial Killers 10:06 Feces Flung 12:01 Summa Cum Publix 14:12 Zombie Attack 15:20 Worst Job of the Week 17:20 Wrap Up

This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say "Just Kill Me." Episode 20 3:56 Kansas cops can't have sex 5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire 7:07 65,000 texts 9:09 Arguing with a parrot 10:38 Eating dangerous animals 12:15  Dine and Dash 14:25 Worst Job Interviews 17:52 Wrap Up    

How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week's episode. Episode 19 7:33 Tailpipe Coitus 9:55 Stormy Cheetos 11:53 Exploding Pee 14:20 Ear Roach 16:28 Apocalypse Cabins 18:29 Worst Job of the Week 22:02 Wrap Up

This week's Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.

We look at a town overcome by tumbleweeds, multi-species monkey mating, new rules about what you can use your mouth for in Uganda, Man survives rattlesnake bite and bear attack gets bitten by a shark; and a 14th baby for an exhausted couple.  3:19 Bitten by Bear and Shark 4:33 Taken by Tumbleweeds 5:51 Ugandan Mouth Regulation 8:04 Promiscuous Monkeys 10:02 Monkey Selfie 12:30 14 Boys, One Mom 14:26 Worst Job of the Week 16:25 Wrap-Up

This week we discuss a bikini made of frogs; killer hand dryers. escaping babboons; and burgers made with tarantulas. It's been quite a week.   3:30 IRS Crash 5:32 Naked Man ON Church 7:07 Flying Fecal Matter 9:53 Great Baboon Escape 11:18 Tarantula Burger 13:17 Frog Bikini 15:13 Worst Job Of The Week 17:10 Wrap Up  

Think you've had a bad day? There's a poop train srtuck in Alabama; an award winner dropped dead on stage; a roofer repossed his roof; and wind blows cocaine into woman's purse. In comparison, you've had a rather good day. 4:02 Bicycle Thief 6:13 Alabama Poo Train 7:55 Flying Cocaine 9:54 Last Reward 13:22 Shooting Up The Church 14:51 Repoed Roof 17:23 Worst Job of the Week 19:22 Wrap Up

You'll want to shout "Just kill me" when you hear about the panty pirating judge; a man with SUPER gonorrhea; poop in the ball park; and a naked statue of Donald Trump, a plus a lot more, and the worst job of the week.  3:10 150 MPH Chase 4:10 Super Gonorrhea 5:54 Justice Underpants 7:49 Dodgers Foul Outfield 9:25 Naked Trump Statue 11:14 UFO 13:31 Worst Job of the Week 16:04 Wrap Up  

Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in the worst job of the week contest. 2:16 Easter Bunny3:59 Rude or French?5:02 Golden Arches Fall6:09 Philadelphia Surprise7:20 Iowa Nurses8:44 Reading, Writing, and Rock Throwing10:14 Burning Down The House14:08 Worst Job of the Week18:14 Wrap Up

This week we discuss a Costco robbery gone bad; A man whose drivers license showed him to be Homer Simpson; Ketchup by the slice, the worst job of thew week and a whole lot more. Here's the lineup.   2:25 Costco Robbery3:38 I’m Not Dead Yet5:12 Flippy the Robot6:13 Upside Down7:17 Driving Homer8:39 Sliced Ketchup10:42 The Snake Whisperer13:05 Worst Job of the Week15:40 Wrap Up

This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, "Just Kill Me." Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen's breast; The man who wouldn't poop - update; 100 fishbones in the butt; swapping the "family cloth" for TP in Great Britain; and a whole lot more. 2:44 JKM Update: 47 Days4:12 Mission to Mars5:53 Hold That Tiger7:39 Dragged Into Court9:41 Love, Honor, and DUI11:15 Smells Fishy13:10 The Family Cloth15:51 Worst Job of the Week18:24 Wrap Up

Friends don't let friends Uber drunk; I'm not dead yet; Do you take this tree?; Utah lawyers get e-mail of boobs. You job may be bad but you don't want to be a taser tester. 2:12 Sleep Ubering3:37 Talking Dead4:59 Almost Autopsied6:49 Universal Airsick8:12 Married with Leaves10:18 Utah Boob Tweet11:26 Worst Job of the Week14:10 Wrap Up

We look at a constipated con who won't go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper. 3:03 Missed Lottery4:9 Criminal Constipation7:12 Wrong Way Nudist8:23 Horsing Around Drunk9:17 Dragged for a Mile10:12 Apple 91111:42 Worst Job of the Week14:37 Wrap Up

Teri, Tim, and Dale examine the things that elicit the response, "Just kill me." This week we lokk at the body part business; a doughnut Homer would be proud of; a lady drying her undies on an airplane overhead air vent; and the adventures of Captain Fartsalot.   5:42 Dr. Hassle7:30 Cheeto Doughnut8:45 Concrete Funeral10:32 Asphalt Traffic Jam11:48 Flight Leaves at Too Farty13:15 Warplanes Out Of Gas14:03 Knickers on a Plane15:17 Worst Job of the Week17:33 Wrap Up

This week Tim, Teri, and Dale explore the moments, events and jobs that make a person say Just Kill Me. We discuss a road sign intended to mock Jimmy Kimmel; do's and don'ts of Valentines Day; is Australia really a country?; animal stories about dogs and stuffed tigers, and the worst job of the week.

It's amazing how many things can make you say "just kill me", like a dead goose falling from the sky and knocking out a hunter; Justin Trudeau making "peoplekind" a new stupid word; and a false tsunami warning. You'll find this and much more in this week's thrilling episode.

Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin look at the times when you just want to scream "Just kill me." This week we look at a brazen burrito assault; flame throwers by Elon Musk; an a-hole for a neighbor; and the worst job ever, Harvey Weinstein style.

Teri, Tim, and Dale track the latest stories involving moments that make you say "Just Kill Me." This week it's about an asteroid made of airplane poop, a man with a five foot tapeworm, and a comedian who was attacked on stage, plus a lot more. Give us a listen and feel better about yourself.

Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin return to discuss the moments that happen to us all that make us say, "Just kill me." In this episode, Teri rants about her JKM moment; millions of people experience a JKM moment in Hawaii; and the most JKM moment for you if you are sending your daughter to college. And the worst job we found this week is that of adult movie theater cleaner. Give us a listen and you will come away feeling better about yourself.  

If this is your first exposure to the Just Kill Me podcast, here's what you can expect. We are basically a motivational podcast disguised as a cynical look at society. If you think things couldn't be any worse, give us a listen. We talk about bad experiences, rotten jobs, and items in the news that make you scream, Just Kill Me! Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin combine their intelects to bring you hope...or at least a few laughs.

Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin are at it again, and by "it" I mean podcasting, designed for the whole family, depending on what kind of parents you are. We began this venture with the hope of maiing you realize how good you have it. Everywhere you look, there are people with worse jobs, living in worse places, and with more problems that you, so buck it up, Buttercup, and share the moments, jobs, and events that make us all say, "Just Kill Me." In this inagural week broadcast, we share our just kill me moments in Cuba, Wal Mart, and the pet store. We also take a look at Amazon dropping off a package and a load; a new naked restaurant in France; and the job of lice technician. You will soon have a new appreciation of the phrase, "Just Kill Me."  

Tim, Teri, and Dale look at things where common sense was over ruled by stupidity and the results were not good. A man picked a fight with a pig and wound up losing...a vital portion of his anatomy; a couple had sex in a car but didn't set the parking brake and it rolled into a lake; a man chated on his fiance while on an airplane and the mile-high event was recorded and went viral. Plus even more odd events. 

Tim, Teri, and Dale are back at it with some of oddest events in the news. Numerous body parts are tastefully mentioned and really stupid people are raked over the coals. Join our broadcast barbeque and be sure to subscribe...for FREE. What a deal, you get your laughs for free.

Tim, Teri, and Dale tackle the tough issues of the day including a lady who married a train station; the Indonesian monkey mafia; a baby that walked out of the womb; a three foot tall porn star and a guy that pulled a helicopter with his It's fun for the whole family. Give us a listen and subscribe for weekly fun.

Tim, Teri, and Dale explore a wide variety of stories that we know you didn't hear about anywhere else. Give us 15 minutes and we'll bring you up to date.

Tim, Teri, and Dale tackle all of the tough stories and this week they include a woman with a leech up her nose; snacks made out of insects, and three stories of what one might call self love.

Tim, Teri, and Dale explore some really odd stories this week including a study that shows eating boogers to be good for your health; a guy with a eel up his butt; an insulting parrot; and a dude who wants to be an elf in the worst way.  You can subscribe to The Kidders podcast at Kidders.Podbean.com and you won't miss a minute of fun.

This week, Tim, Teri, and Dale discuss what happens when you cremate the obese; It takes a threesome to raise a child; sex for McNuggets; and a whole lot more. Give us a listen and you'll learn a little and laugh a lot.

This week, Dale, Tim, and Teri discuss the fact that 1 in 5 Brits cannot change a lightbulb; cowbells are not for throwing; and how to live over an outhouse; plus a lot more. If we can't make you laugh you get double your money back.

Tim, Teri, and Dale discuss the oddities of the news including a poo museum, botox for men, in all the wrong places, and a transgender who broke his/her man part during coitus. And that's a lot more weirdness where that came from, so give us a listen and we'll brighten your day.

In this week's uproarious edition, Tim, Teri, and Dale learn the true meaning of "juju", as well as learning about new places to keep your gun; making robotic girl parts, and the answer to the question, "When is a watch not a watch?" This episode could very well change your life. It changed ours - not necessarily for the better.

Teri, Tim, and Dale are at it again this week, probbing stories of junkie parrots, farting for better relationships, and one more thing you can do with a hairbrush.

In our never ending search for the lighter side of life, the Kidders gather each week without rehersals, scripts, clues, or forethoughts to discuss the world around us. Our goal is to make you laugh. If we can make you snort milk out of your nose, so much the better. Please join Dale, Tim, and Teri as wecast a wide net over the funny side of the street. And if you don't mind, tell others about our show.

Actually, we're here to kid everybody and we're doing a good job. Check out this week's jabs at a parrot thief, a vegan chicken saver, shoes that order your pizza, a couple of penis stories you won't believe. Subscribe to this podcast so you don't miss the laughs.

Tim Slagle, Teri O'Brien, and Dale Irvin explore the hidden stories behind the news, even if we have to make them up. The winner this week is the brothel of inflatible dolls.

Tim, Teri, and Dale discuss love related topics this week like the Burger King in Israel that offers an Adult Meal that comes with a surprize "adult" toy. And the recall of thousands of Black Power Wand vibrators. Plus a lot more news you need to know. 

This week you will join Teri, Tim, and Dale as the wander while they wonder about the oddities of the world around us.

Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Obrien are ready to make your day. They are armed with cynicism and satire, and are packing punchlines. Join us for a view of the world through kaleidoscope glasses.

Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Brien discuss pressing issues in the world of stupid behavior. Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back.

Join Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Brien as we discuss important stories in the news like a 70 year old hooker, cow bell complaints, a really weird place for an anti-Trump tattoo, and monkey sex with a deer. Plus a whole lot more. It's a 15 minute escape from reality that will make you laugh.

Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'Brien discuss important topics like toilets that are pay-per-flush; a no pants subway ride; a man who breaks coconuts with his head; and a study that shows people who swear to be more intellegent. Well, I'll be @#$%ed.

Join Dale, Tim, and Teri as they welcome in the new year with stories of exploding salad dressing and new iterms offered by the McDonalds in Vatican City. All that and much more.

Join Dale Irvin and Tim Slagle as we discuss important things like the right to have a "HO HO" license plate; toilet paper for your smartphone; a special Donald Trump iphone (which I assume is self wiping); and a 6-year-old genius junior larcenist.

Join Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'brien as they look forward to the holidays by taking a look back at the news...the really weird news you might not be aware of. There's lots of laughs and it's FREE. Where else will you find that kind of deal?

Dale Irvin and Tim Slagle explore the world around them as the delve in topics including a saddle for daddy; a coffee / pot combo; Fisher Price Happy Hour set; and what would porn stars do if they were president.  If, after 10 minutes, you still haven't laughed, it's because this podcast was hacked by Russia.

This week, Dale Irvin, Tim Slagle, and Teri O'brien take a look at renegade beavers; friendly pigs; a Titanic replica in China, and perhaps the perfect bar for lonely guys. Plus, for the first time, SPECIAL EFFECTS. Don't miss it.

The Kidders are her to inform and educate. We will probably, however, just make you laugh. Join Tim Slagle and Dale Irvin as we examine current events from a different point of view.