A space where we can be unapologetically Latina and speak on our thoughts and feelings over all things Bravo TV!
we are kicking off the New Year talking ALL things Potomac, with the Potomac co-host. We share our different views on The Grande Dame situation, plus messy Mia, our thoughts on newbie Stacey AND we also discuss out favs on this GREAT season of RHOSLC...and some quick thoughts on Dorit this season on BH
a truly special guest moment, this was recorded back in 2022 - in the midst of the Patria y Vida movement of the summer of 2021, happening in Cuba and one of our primas in the DM shared her mom with us so we could have a better insight into the Cuban experience from actual Cubans that lived through it all. Thank you so much for allowing us this time with your mom; here is one Cubana's early life story.
catching up with our Cuban co-host on all things Bravo. In this part 2 we are chatting about RHOSLC, Jersey and The Valley
we are chatting about ALL the current shows, in this part 1 we cover random thoughts on RHOC, RHOM and RHONY
WE ARE BACK BABY! I know it has been a LONG minute but this week our Cuban co-host is back to discuss all things Housewives, so grab a cafecito and join us
Catching up with our Dubai co-host, finish our thoughts over Season 1 Dubai and general chill vibes chit chat and also we chat about her upcoming trip to Honduras!
The La' Dames discuss - we are so glad Juan Dixon is not here! We definitely had a lot of thoughts on the bullshit that Robyn pulled this season. We also discussed how Ashley let down sugar babies across the globe... and we discuss Valentine's Day, among other fun topics!
Our last recording of 2022! We are wrapping up the year with the Miami co-host; diving into the first set of Miami episodes released...giving our thoughts on Larsa and Lisa's feud, Alexia's wedding, etc... but of course the majority of our platica is about the whole Lenny/Lisa situation unfolding on National TV
We discuss the goat gift, Lesa's fashion show, Phaedra cameo, a bunch of other stuff and of course our deep love of all things Chanel Ayan!
Bonus episode: Latinas talking about King Charles, Harry & Meghan
RHOM 5 warmup and chisme part 2 and also one of our co-host is an attorney so we chat with her about the upcoming Jen Shah prison sentence... plus we chat about Potomac and other hot topics
Catching up with our MIAMI co-host talking about some Bravo TV hot topics, our thoughts on Southern Hospitality and then we mostly cover the upcoming Miami Season 5 premiere and chisme they've heard around town about the Miami cast...plus we are also talking some Potomac and some Salt Lake City!
DOES A FROG HAVE A WATERTIGHT A$$H*LE?!?! ---OMG I am so excited! We are doing a mid season recap, we are talking Chris / Ashley instagram-gate. Candiace having to deal with these ridiculous rumors. Messy Ashley Ashley-ing, Gizelle "not today neck, not today ankles" THE MIA/WENDY BAR ONE FIGHT... and of course our love ALWAYS for the Grande Dame and Ambassador of Surry County, thee Karen Huger
Recap Southern Charm: Ella and I discuss the first episodes of new season of charmers
Ella and I go over our thoughts on the Gorga / Teresa fight that led to them not attending the wedding
RHOBH: Erika Jayne / Jax situation - co-host Ella and I give our thoughts
this was from the summer with our newest co-host Ella. We talked about the Erika Jayne / Jax situation...then we hop over to RHONJ for Teresa & Louie wedding, and finally we give our thoughts on Summer House
I laughed so much with our new co-host - who is Afro-Latina Hondureña - as is Caroline Brooks on Dubai; join us as we talk all things housewives and listen to her takes on the new franchise and episode 1
Oh man we had so much fun, our new co-host and get to know each other, share some of our personal stories and get ready to recap Dubai!
We started talking about the episode and then we started laughing (as usual) talking about friendship dynamics - mixed in with our thoughts on the friendships hierarchy happening on Miami and how Nicole is not kissing the ring of the queen, Alexia...lmao
the major news was the breaking news (or not so breaking news) of Lisa & Lenny split, but then we also chatted about happier news that Nicole & Your Insurance Attorney get engaged! - plus we also got into the RHONJ reunion and whole bunch of other fun stuff, definitely a good chisme sesh, grab a cafecito and join us!
RHOM Ep 5 we continue our chisme sesh and then get into the big family feud between Alexia's important men, Peter vs Todd, plus we just went on chatting about other Bravo shows
oh man this was so much fun! The Miami co-host are BACK! and we are catching up talking all big things Bravo-world related and everything in between. This was one of those fun chats, I totally love...aquà platicando con las amigas puro "wiri-wiri" and then we make our way back to the girls of Miami. Episode 4 is the healing of Alexia after she shares that she finally spoke with Herman's lover. Then we travel out to Julia's farm getting ready for her party and the infamous foot rub which then leads to the heated convo between Guerdy and Adriana at Julia's birthday dinner
picking up where we left off, we talk about Alexia's new revelation telling the women that after her father passes, she found out he was gay, how that affected her outlook with Herman. We get into the conversation about Cuban men implants 'ribbed for her pleasure' and we get into the convo of the Adriana/Julia flirtation, harmless or something more serious? Plus the Martina Art Show curated by Adriana, her two "dates" storyline, my personal excitement that Martina Navratilova had an ART SHOW!
so excited!!! One of the only franchises to actually have Latina voices and more than one, is back!!! Miami was canceled about 8 years ago and they have revived and brought it back to our streaming screens. I am still pissed it's not on Bravo TV channel, but either way I have been loving the show, they are killing it! - Episodes 1 & 2 we have so much to discuss! The many faces of Larsa (and other ladies) memory of Mama Elsa, the drama that is the life of our beloved Cuban Barbie Alexia, our thoughts on the newbies, so much more...
We are finally back from our winter break and kicking off Season 2 of Latinas Watching Bravo we are going to recap REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MIAMI!!! BUT FIRST, we wanted to share our thoughts on what is happening in Salt Lake City with new housewife Jennie Nguyen and the new revelations of her social media comments...
Special Guest Host Ben from the Instagram account @ The Real Bad Fashions: as we are 2 Mexicans who run Bravo fan accounts, we wanted to speak on the Mary Cosby comments made on RHOSLC, give our thoughts ...and then we had fun talking about other HW chisme. This was such a fun episode, hope you enjoy! Feliz Navidad, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
What a season! It's a bittersweet moment, our finale recap for Potomac, we discussed the big Nicki Minaj reunion segment, our final thoughts on the ladies, best dressed, and a great little intro into some backstory on Alexia (provided by one of our co-host) plus we gave our thoughts on Miami Housewives returning and finally having some Latina representation!
RHOP - Huger Vow Renewal & Reunion 1: Ray and Karen's beautiful vow renewal. The finale episode and we also get into reunion episode 1 our thoughts on the women body shaming Mia, Robyn and Juan. and of course discussing Candiace favorite mode of attack...
The Ladies leave the crab boil. We actually had a lot of mom topics. The Alzheimer fight between G and Ashley. Mia shares some commentary about her mother after they had to return from their stay-cation. Karen gets ready for her vow renewal and traumatizes us all with those poor butterflies. Gizelle gets dragged again by her girls and we love it. Zen Wen and her Mom get into at the photo shoot. Ashley and Michael deliver cringe worthy moment at the Watergate as they work on putting the spark back in.
Lots to cover on the last 2 episodes. We pick up at the epic tossing of salad fight, lol - between Candiace and Mia / Then we breakdown the Candiace trigger. We discuss Chris and Candiace / Queen Gizelle / The Dinner Table fight between Candiace and Ashley / Ashley's amnesia when it comes to Michael / the whole sleeping - and bathroom - situation OH then we get into the "G" thang of this trip plus Chris' brown penis...and the fan favorite moment Ray's line about Karen missing the neck of Gizelle lmao, THERE WAS SO MUCH HAPPENING!
The ladies travel to the Eastern Shore for a couples trip...and finally, the scene we have been waiting for. We also got to meet vacation G, Zen Wen tries to mediate and Candiace and Mia have it out.
Karen gets vaccinated. the green eyed bandits are being messy as usual. And then the rehash the convo between Mia and Candiace's mom at the video shoot.
we catch up on the last 3 episodes:Â a lot to discuss: men cheating, thoughts on Robyn and Gizelle's thoughts on cheating. Candiace's foul "wide bodied" comment. Mia and her mom. Wendy and Eddie talk to their young boys about the dangers of racist bad cops. The Goddess apology heard round the world. Chris, Candiace, the video and momma DotÂ
as we discussed RHOP we got into an important side conversation about this week's horrific news about Texas' abortion ban
Ashley delivers; she drops the big bomb, the Eddie affair rumor ...and Wendy gives Gizelle read of her life!
RHOP Day 1 Williamsburg trip. Gizelle's comments about the cottage. The women talked about Robyn and depression. Gizelle being messy Gizelle dishing it out but can't take. Versace Wendy. and my favorite Karen line for the night, lol
we catch up on the last 3 episodes! Gizelle and Karen still beefing. we meet new friend of Askale. we meet Zen Wen. the Osefo baby rumors drop. the ladies head to Williamsburg.
we finish up the shady dinner at Wendy's. We meet Mia's hubby and kids. Ashley shares with us her sexy time secrets. Gizelle's daughters drag her and we loved it. Karen host a lover's lunch where Wendy makes it clear she is not here for Mia, but we aren't sure why? Then Mia shares she used to work at a strip joint and the couple's play the newlywed game. *Plus we discuss the DM our page received about Juan Dixon still being out in these streets and we give our thoughts on Juan and Robyn's situation
We are so excited that Chef Nelson German from the now Emmy nominated "Top Chef Season 18: Portland" stopped in to chat with us! We talked about the behind the scene process, how it felt when he got the call that he would be on the show, and more importantly how this journey through food led to his own personal evolution of self discovery and honoring the African ancestors. Plus he shared with us "what's next" and what he takes away from this amazing experience.
POTOMAC IS BACK!!! so excited to discuss this first episode. We catch up with all the ladies, where they are now, still during the pandemic. We meet the new housewife Mia. Then we end with a fiery display of words and box descriptions: Fiery Box, WAP Box, Dry Box and a Ding Dong at Wendy's body makeover "Nude Interlude' party.
We discuss the continued tattoo dinner. Eboni shares that her grandmother passed and Leah is stricken with grief. The ladies get tatted up and Ramona has a moment with Eboni. They head to a Salem Village which was Handmaid's' Tale AF . Then the Italian dinner goes wrong when Bershan tells the women they are boring and grandmothers, lmao. Bershan vs. Sonja. "You're a clown" moment.
RHOP - meet our 2 new co-host! We are now 3 Latinas! We have representation, una Dominicana, una Colombiana, una Mexicana - both of them have actually met some of the Potomac ladies and they share their fun run-in stories we us. Plus since they are from the area, so they actually both had visited Ashley Darby's "OZ" restaurant, they share their reviews with us. We then break down the new season trailer.
Welcome Witches. Sonja and Eboni dating coach visit. Vibrator talk on the tour bus. Arrive to Salem. Latex, Leather and Lace dinner. Sonja stirs the cauldron. Race relation conversation and Ramona again starts to spaz out and in typical Ramona fashion completely acts like a vieja pendeja.
Harlem Dinner w/ Eboni K. Williams. Bershawn intro. Ramona's vertigo. Cocktails at Ramona's with Eboni where Ramona is flipping out over election conversation and ends with showing us her nalgas.
moments we missed: The Hamptons. 70s beauty pageant talent show. Leah's grandmother. Sonja's boxing scene. Election Party at Eboni's. Southold Bay Oyster Face Cream!
- we dive into Crystal vs Sutton of it all over last 4 episodes. Then general recap and lastly, thoughts on Girardi scandal.
in the words of Tommy "Mike has a lot of unprotected text" - we discuss why Paulina stays. and ultimately this episode is a a node to Jersey Shore "who wrote the note" as who sent the spoof text.
With our Los Angeles co-host 'Mostly Unpopular Bravo Opinions' and we recap their fashions at the polo event. Reza and Mike's Shahs in The Wild moment. How much we loved seeing Shervin and last but not least, 3 words: gang bang fantasy.
We continued talking with "licenciada Gigi" from Miami who is a lawyer, Afro-Latina and wanted to giver her thoughts on RHONY and RHOBH, you can find those two segments in the full episodes list. As we were talking about the Beverly Hills Sutton issue and our experiences in the South, is what then led to this sidebar conversation about how colorism and colonialism still is alive and well in our community, Latinidad and the work we have to do within our own to dismantle white supremacy.
our conversation continues with our special guest, we talk about Sutton getting so angry and triggered over Crystal sharing her eperiences and we then also share our experiences on "The South"