None of This is Real

Hi Turkey Buzzards! Due to life and things, we need to take a short break. Please enjoy this previously archived episode temporarily available on the main feed, and relive the EARLY days with us. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We're going back to our roots, in an impromptu two-parter where Damini talks about the esoteric side of levitation. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis

Beware of cursed images, strange encounters in the woods, and the CIA. And make sure to get your solar plexus in shape to ward off potential attacks!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We're taking our quarterly rest and we'll be back next week! If you miss us, find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or on Instagram at @noneofthisisrealpodcast

Turkey Buzzards, we're quantumly entangled with you in the lab and reading your emails. If you have a weird story, sighting, or bathroom dream email us at noneofthisisrealpodcast@gmail.comTheme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

This one has everything! Old bones, gross vampire superstitions, pews full of mewing nuns, and more!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Get your spooky pants on because we're talking about the first legally haunted house, and the most haunted house in Savannah, GA.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Dog-lizard-goat things are hunching in the bayou, and black panthers are prowling in the Appalachian mountains. Or maybe it's just Tom Waits.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Orca and doll basement updates, plus more Poe antics.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

We're really going nowhere this episode, and we're taking a creepy bus with a faceless driver to get there!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Theorists and theories abound in this continuation of Area 51 madness.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

This is a doozy y'all, and we had so many details about Area 51 that we had to make this one a two-parter. This week Sarah delves into the history and the timeline of this mysterious base in the desert. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Two delightful topics to cleanse your palate of all the disturbing stuff we've talked about lately.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

The theme of this episode is “people going into animals, and animals coming out of people.” Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Have you ever taken a little something from a historical site or nature preserve only to find out. . . you've been cursed?? Listen to this episode to find out how to return it, and hear the cautionary tales.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Two classic tales of entire villages that disappeared, complete with all the weird theories.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We're taking a week off and will be back next week! If you miss us too much check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal

Was Avril Lavigne replaced by a body double? Was Paula Abdul really injured in a plane crash?? These theories are sometimes infuriating and always ridiculous. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Pull yourself up by your chinstrap, string theory daddy because we're talking about strange celestial phenomena from ancient times to the 1990's. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We're fawning and fluttering over here at these weird and wonderful emails YOU sent us! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Fancy a trip to a haunted forest? We've GOT YOU. Take a stroll through Cameron Park or get lost with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Craving a sweet treat, an old legend about a woman who disappeared, or gum full of spider bits? Or maybe you've been itching to put a jawbreaker in the microwave? Before you do that, listen to this episode full of candy lore and legends!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Myths, lore, recipes, societal bs and a little biology about miraculous births and the creation of life. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

A 2024 prediction update, some hauntingly beautiful things coming out of SETI, and a lot of squirrel talk.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

WHAT is penguiong on?? It's a listicle of pranks and hoaxes from the 20th and 21st century!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Part 1 of our 200th Episode + Birthday Extravaganza is all about 19th century hoaxes and pranks of the most absurd variety. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We've really gone underground with this episode but don't worry- it wasn't aliens.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Y'all beautiful weirdos sent us ghost stories, predictions, curated bathroom dreams, and irl gifts!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Directly inspired by our Lake Monster episode, this one is all about weird, creepy lakes and the strange things lurking in their depths.Theme song written & performed by MIquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Listen with caution- these tales might make you afraid to fall asleep, especially in Japan.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Y'all what do you think is the worst kind of brown paint? Do you have any internal piercings?? Also, you're welcome for this little reminder that LIFE IS GROSS ™Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

We're taking our quarterly break to slather ourselves in ointments, sit by the fire, and get even weirder. See you next week! If you miss us terribly please find us at Patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or find us on social media at @noneofthisisrealpodcast

Lo and behold, we have a 2024 bingo card that will make you both optimistic and terrified! See how our predictions compare to the magic 8 ball's and let us know what YOU think will happen in 2024.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Get out your colanders and toss some flaming raisins in your mouth because we're celebrating these dark winter days with more strange holiday creatures and exciting new rituals to combat seasonal affective disorder! Is it working?? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Travel the world with us as Sarah describes unseen horrors (allegedly!) from lakes around the globe.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

We were up to our eyeballs in lake monsters, so we had to break it up into two episodes! Dip your toes in two lakes and a bay as Damini shares a slippery, slimy listicle of North American monsters.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Get ready for strange lore, wild stories, and Damini's horse voice because we're talking about the old gods!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Looking for a place to go with your sweetie and slam your necks together? Don't go to either of these haunted roads!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

What's that scraping sound?? Probably just weird animal sex or a possessed mannequin. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

It's been five years since we started talking about all things mysterious and weird! To celebrate, we visited two (allegedly) haunted locations in our mobile podcast studio. Keep your ears open for EVPs!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Get ready for some abject buffoonery and creepy tales because we have an episode that might make you pee your pants and give you an existential crisis. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Last week we told you about the mysterious death of Edgar Allan Poe. Now get cozy, because it's time to hear all about his emo ghost and the places you may encounter it.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Don't be mad if your name is John Snodgrass- we just want to tell you about the mystery and the theories surrounding the death of America's most emo creep.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Grab your shawl and a bowl of crunch leaves because it's spoooooky season, and we're starting you off with the things that scare us the most: Your brain, and a classic ghost story. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

The turkey buzzards have spoken, so we're bringing you back to October of 2020 when we covered Doomsday Damini's most feared topic. . . the BEK. We'll be back next week with a spooooooky episode to start October!Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Why, some of these here stories are as old as the wheel! You'll probably recognize these classic spooky tales, and you'll definitely want to add “diligent collector of omens” to your resume after listening.Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Contrary to popular belief, you absolutely cannot surprise a cow BUT the McEyeball is back for a limited time! Have you ever heard any of these weird urban legends? Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.