Not According To Plan

Since I know he's really the only one reading this: I dedicate the last weekly episode to my love Scotty Two Hottie (how his name is written in my phone) and all I have learned from him. From his theme music of laughter, to his god damn Broadway stories he tries to sneak in weekly, to his incredible secret keeping abilities (oh did you know he won amazing race?), to his incredible lack of knowledge of how this podcast gets on the air. He has been with me every step of the way....kinda. Thanks for not quitting when we wanted to quit and recording hungover or drunk or exhausted or excited or jet lagged or heartbroken or any place in between. I love you and don't break too many Seattle boy's hearts. Sincerely, Intern Sam

On our second to last weekly podcast episode, Scott tells us all about what it was like fresh out of college and in the throws of Hurricane Katrina. Did you know at the time he worked for Old Navy? Sam didn't either! The crew segways off that deeply serious topic to talk about Scott's going away party and why Sam is a wedding planner in the making! *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

Reunited! Scott is back in town! He tells us about his trip....kinda. But mostly about airplane food, fast fashion, and Scott also gets a rejection text live on the podcast. Yay. Sam is officially a certified pilates coach and also gets (not so live) rejected at a Hollywood party. Social awkwardness and coach flights for all! *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

You probably know him but you don't know it. Today's episode with Matt Corboy is killer! From Mexican jail to Tony Robbins, listen in for his hilarious Hollywood stories (both good and bad....and more bad). *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

While Scott is away in London, we are giving you a pre-recorded BADASS episode with Amanda Phelan, a tattooed hottie with the charisma to match. We get into spray tanning, trucks, moving around the world, her incredible adoption and life story, and how she got to UTA where she is now...and beyond! Enjoy! *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

Sam is fresh off her birthday party, at which Scott may have had the better time...after which pizza was enjoyed oddly leading the two to a discussion on food guilt and blood sugar roller coasters. And somehow ending in a very deep discussion on television and streaming shows and why big brother is really always watching. Speaking of Scott, he makes a really big announcement on the podcast this week. Sad but true. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

This accidentally turned into the money episode, Sam spends a lot, Scott cashes his TAR 29 check (unfortunately for Bank of America, he does NOT need a financial planner), they decide is they were a Yelp restaurant what their rating would be, and they also take an email from a mega fan and discuss their most embarrassing moment. Side note: this episode was recorded in a side room of "the studio" so sound and situational comedy shall ensue. Enjoy! *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

Scott and Sam recorded this soon to be mega hit episode with Ashlie Pollard (of the How to Adult Podcast) a few weeks back, and they are SO excited to share it with you! Ashli is Sam's former roommate from college and current friend who survives off little to no H20 and lots of DMs. She is also in love with Scott and if nothing else works our they will probably marry each other at some point. Enjoy! How to Adult Podcast: https://howtoadultpodcast.com/ *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast

Highly recommend you eat before listening to this episode....Sam and Scott get heavily into food chat. Sam missed out on her chance at fame (on reality TV) and missed an audition in the process. Scott gets into Caleb's pants...again. And the duo plan a wedding or two. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast Like, share, rate, and review!

Just take a hot guess as to what this episode is about.... That is all. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast Like, share, rate, and review!

Sam is back! And there is a special guest in the house: Brooke Camhi! Scott's partner from The Amazing Race! They run through a classic (unedited) NAPT episode complete with pre-race chat, Korea overview, and how they got home from racing around the world and jumped back into their normal lives without telling a soul. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast Like, share, rate, and review!

Sam's out this week, so Scott brings in reinforcements: The Amazing Race 29's Sara Fowler and Logan Bauer. This week it's an Amazing Race Takeover and the three musketeers discuss love, first impressions, Vietnam's weather, and what's next in life and on the screen. This is intern Scott's first time producing, so all commentary regarding sound, content, and guest selection should be directed to him. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast Like, share, rate, and review!

Sam and Scott had very opposite stories today, one great. One...not so great. Scott gets down and dirty with some asses and some drunk brides too on his TAR 29 talk. And Sam is all but shocked he found a new Grecian boyfriend.

Both your hosts are fresh off a plane today. Scott from an Amazing race accidental reunion in NYC and Sam from whatever the hell she did to make her voice sound like this in Vegas. Sorry in advance, we hope you can hear her ok... After Scott tried AGAIN to make the #BroadwayEpisode happen (it's not happening) Sam fails in trying to get him to sing his gondolanot song and other things TAR 29-y. Also chips + cheese is the greatest food ever. K byeeee. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Scott had a REAL interesting date this past week, wait for it, because it gets good. Sam took a tumble on set in (used) new shoes but at least she was a glorified extra (eye roll). Sam also presses Scott with the hard hitting questions about the Amazing Race, like: "how do you wash your underwear?" and "how much wine were you allowed to have?" *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

A little late is better than never! Speaking of late, the team gets down and dirty with some details of Scott's double episode of The Amazing Race! Scott also greeks out over Luke's (and no, not a new crush). And Sam discusses her pervious stint of SlimFast milkshakes...ironically never losing any weight. Weird. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Sam starts us off with a BANG (a chia-bang if you will) followed by Scott's Coachella opinions. The team also takes a small step back to college to discuss their drinks of choice...shocker they are V different. And of course Sam takes her various (slightly wine-induced) notes on Scott's latest episode of The Amazing Race and quizzes him on them. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Scott is busted IG stalking, they both have some issues with the United Airlines video, and hot tips per travel cards abound ya'll! Scott also delves deeper into episode two of The Amazing Race (duh) and makes them both cry at one point or another. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Scott's 15 minutes of fame have officially started! [His words, not mine.] In the 20th episode he tells us lots of juicy details behind the scenes of The Amazing Race, while of course keeping everything copacetic for CBS PR...please don't sure me. Also, Sam bought a car, the gang reflects on the true meaning of "research", and why we pray Scott finally gets some haters on the soc(ials). #Fetch. *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Sam and Scott are mildly hungover and they somehow manager to crawl their way through this pod. They also manage to discuss Scott's premier episode coming up soon, movies, why Sam has just discovered Black Mirror, how nothing really matters...and and the meaning of life. K bye! *Email us at*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at*: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

After the swift and piercing firing of intern-Sam for deleting last week's podcast, the S Team is back with vengeance. Talking high school education, crushes, and Track and Field "exhibitions". Scott also gives us an education on his beginnings of reality TV and his experiences with elliptical machines. Oh and he's on some show called The Amazing Race I guess if you are in to that kind of a thing... *Email us at:* NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at:* https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Forgive us this day our daily computer f-ups. But get on the Amazing Race bandwagon! The pod this week was deleted and no where to be found, but Sam wanted to leave you with an apology sound bite and also share the Amazing Race excitement for our own Scott!! Email us at: Not AccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com Follow us at: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Sam and Scott are all over the map today. From travel woes, book recommendations (kinda), the "Beyhive", and much much more. Sam also has a major HOT TIP about traveler's insurance and also why she can't get her handles under one name. Grrr... *Email us at:* NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Follow us at:* https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Of course they had to talk all about Scott's biggest heartbreak ever: La La Land at the Oscars. Sam really has a hay-day with this one. They also talk about some good things that happened recently for both of them including Sam's acting/singing life update and Scott leaving behind a mom & stroller combo in the dust per Marilyn Monroe's motivation. And if you we're questioning your dating age range Sam has some solid words of advice. And also Sam almost punches Scott. Enjoy! *Email us at: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com *Like us at: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Happy 15th birthday to NATP! To celebrate, Scott surprises Sam and takes over the pod! Complete with games and fun facts. But if that's not enough they also accidentally discuss coffee in details Sam didn't know existed, Escape Rooms, and our last day on Earth...how did that even happen? Even they aren't sure. Show Notes: Available at: https://www.facebook.com/NotAccordingToPlanPodcast/

Sam discusses a horrible audition with "homegirl in the hallway", Scott travels far and wide for a hidden treasure (it comes in a can), and they also touch on board games and why Settlers of Catan is not happening...just like lich. We also dabble in Scott's oh-so-famous Whole 30 diet experience (grab a glass of wine!). Show Notes: posted on the Not According To Plan Facebook Page! *Email us*: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com

Sam and Scott hit a plethora of topics today including some real sh*t. Everything from OJ memories to "oh no" vibes, and of course we follow up on Scott's epic loss on fake tv. And to think they were supposed to talk about diets this week...guess that did not go as planned! (Roll Credits!)

For the last episode at the Bedroom Floor Studios, Scott tries very hard to hijack the pod and make it the Broadway episode. Sam refuses and also is now a card carrying member of the most helpful organization on the planet. She also gets rejected from an online dating job and Scott has to be "a little bit racist" (that is a Broadway Ave. Q throwback, please don't write us an email about it). Enjoy!

Scott picnics alone and Sam can't say the alphabet correctly. They also analyze the aspects of introverts vs. extroverts (you'll never guess who is which), the Women's March, why Scott missed his boyfriend (actually Sam's boyfriend though...) drunken strip tease, and how to meditate on a "soapbox of acceptance". Show Notes: -Scott's book: http://ow.ly/cZGF308qtKq *Email us at:* NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com

Let's all ignore the rest of the world today and immerse ourselves in something more fun. Complaining! Today we talked about a bunch of shit that drives us f-ing crazy. We also do a vocab game, a small Spanish lesson for Scott and have a solid movie discussion. Spoiler alert: Sam did not love LaLa Land. Show Notes: -Sam's "Slang Game": http://ow.ly/uerP308cPoE -Scott's recommended travel book: http://ow.ly/9nbv308ckHk -Kathy Bates is a badass: http://ow.ly/off6308cPvH -Julia Roberts eating pancakes like a god damn professional: http://ow.ly/LEol308cPzz *Email us at:*NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com

Sam and Scott (thanks to a follower's suggestion) discuss their first accounts of LA, including parties, living situations, and celebrity run ins. Show Notes: -Map of LA "areas": http://ow.ly/U3pL3080EEQ

We hit it all today folks, NYE, Christmas board games, and some grammar education you may not be aware of (Sam certainly wasn't...). Also tips on party hosting for CHEAP, European travel, prom, and some hardy advice on being ok with not giving a f*ck. Show Notes: -Scott's Travel Site: http://www.theflightdeal.com/ -Barbie Board Game "Boys": http://ow.ly/MEt1307LDin -Sam at Prom: email us and let me know you want to see this! We will start a Facebook page! *Email us at:* NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com

Listen as the dynamic duo try to talk about the holiday season...but don't at all and instead they fall down several rabbit holes/tangents about Scott's chance encounter with a long lost love, millennials, generational divides, why Southwest Airlines is the bus of the skies, and wtf the universe is doing. Merry Christmas! *Email us at:* NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com Show Notes: The podcast Scott mentions about old school dating apps: https://gimletmedia.com/episode/operation-match/ The book they both happened to be reading is: http://www.nicolayoon.com/the-sun-is-also-a-star-book/

Scott and Sam discuss their VASTLY different college experiences, what advice they would give to current and future college students, and how Scott was heartbroken during the NYC 2015 blizzard. Show Notes: -Sam's Paris fashion video is here: http://www.samvalentine.me/reel -Scott's FBFF (fake best friend forever): http://www.meganhiltyonline.com/ -No, Caleb did not consent to the pastel short/RayBan/Sperry photo...sorry. *Email us at: NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com*

When Scott is done talking about his damn mattress, Sam and Scott discuss some of the great things that did happen in 2016 that seem to have been lost in the shuffle of the media and didn't make it into your personal highlight reel... Also they both did the "Laramie Project" in college, Scott is the grand master of Space Camp, and Sam is scared of "Gravity". Show Notes: -Scott loves Consumer Reports: http://www.consumerreports.org/ -He also loves Buddy Truk: https://www.buddytruk.com/ -Our friend Maddy's movie "Chalk it Up": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxJ5ZZBXxNQ -If you're curious about the Laramie Project: http://www.matthewshepard.org/laramie-project-support/ *Email us at:* NotAccordingToPlanPodcast@gmail.com

Trying desperately to move on past the election, Sam and Scott discuss Mike Pence rallies, punching people in the face, and habit change for 2017 because the "new year" needs to start now. Show Notes: -flux, the blue light remover can be found here: https://justgetflux.com/ -Relax Melodies can be found in the app store and is free for nighttime sound! -Scott's new bed is this: https://www.tuftandneedle.com/

Sam has missed the dating app craze so Scott fills her in. And she informs him on the "living with your love" life...

Scott goes on an unreal cult adventure, Sam discusses her new project, and the sound studio is really booked up.

Ya know how the more you plan things in life the more it kind of goes totally off the rails? That's where we are at. Hang out with us (Sam and Scott) as we ride this massively unsteady rickety-ass roller coaster called life.