PHINNECKY PODCAST

Who nailed the NFL draft? Are the Thunder destined to win it all? What rookie QB is Bottom taking in the first round? Can the Blazers still snag Cooper Flagg?! This pod is all over the place and Bottom is the navigator. GOOD LUCK!

It's all projections vs production on this year's final mock draft. Maybe Zak outsmarts Cal on his own... maybe he needs ChatGPT. Click to find out!

Time to answer the age-old of question of whether an 8yr old can translate the infinite complexity of 2014's immaculate blockbuster DRAFT DAY into the modern era of draft analysis? Also, we talk "My Guys" and, maybe he did more research than me? I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL STOP PRESSURING ME. Jeeze, they grow up fast.

Will the Blazer's new Israeli Superstar, Deni Avdija, take the Blazers on a playoff run or straight to the mediocre middle where they've been since Dametime left? Also who is running the Fancy Gentleman's Club and which team is actually Bottom's?

Last minute chance to get bad advice on your brackets!

Not late but never early, Doctor Nasty and I dive into the history of the RW3 trade and how it brought us to Sam Darnold and Cooper Kupp just 3 years later. Also, we got drunk in Manhattan.

Hollywood Zak tells us why boobs beat out bishops and bumrape at the Oscars while the Commish breaks down which potential-NFL-dudes earned his "MY GUY" status at the NFL Combine. Also we may touch on latest with the Seahawks and whether DK really wants a trade or simply wants that #1 WR $$$. 

Our offseason expert, Jake The Snake, comes aboard the pod to tell us what to expect in the next few weeks. We also maybe dive into some three-week-old Superbowl narratives BUT WHO IS JUDGING?! YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME?! Oh yeah, Lyle I'll be in your hood in a few weeks: PARTY?!

All of Phinnecky comes together to shower JP in appreciation for winning the 2024 season. Nobody is upset nor  spiteful enough to predict that JP loses all of his winnings on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl. 

Bliss comes aboard to brag about winning his side league while I try to find the extra 100pts it's going to take to upset JP in the final week of Phinnecky. We also discuss the death of College Football and bright future for the Seahawks, Bo Nix and RW3. 

After one evening of rooting for Kyler Murray, Zak and the Commish crack open a beer and Pinot Grigio to try and understand the Seahawks Clenching Scenarios for Week 17. Additionally, Zak's Phinnecky season died of dysentery last week and the Commish isn't off to a hot start for the Championship. Can greatness be found when these two put their heads together to try and beat JP? Maybe Zak will offer up some wisdom and mentorship that helps the Commish rise above all the challenges... or maybe he'll complain about Josh Allen getting him 9pts vs the Patriots. Tune in to find out! 

Phinnecky Playoffs are HERE and we are bringing in top tier analysis from Bottom fresh off a three-win season. We also talk a rough week for the Cougs + Seahawks and, of course, Dexter Season 1. A+ Content all around. 

For the first (but not last) time ever, the Phinnecky Podcast comes to you from a closed bar in NYC! Dr. Nasty brings breaks open the archives for a deep dive of Phinnecky Playoff History and I break down the ONE DECISION that each owner made that landed them either in the Playoffs or in the Losers Shit Show.

These are the weeks we dream about. ACTUAL STAKES. Wins and Losses define opportunities at the championship game and, yet, Lyle maybe slept in? I dunno. Cal fills in for his third week in a row and asks the great question... why do you think you can win when your team is such crap?

For his Bday, Cal only wanted two things: a Madden football video game and a Phinnecky pod where he gets to pick the topics. After finding Madden '94 on the OG Sega Genesis, this was the last box to check. 

Do you like perfect football analysis from NFL veterans? Welp. We got a soon to be 8yr old telling us what fantasy moves we should make... and then farting. A lot. Click now for more!

Of course, Chase and Burrow go for 40 but the Ravens win anyway. Snake drops in to recap TNF, break down the Seahawks latest loss and participate in the first ever "New Head Coach Mock Draft." 

In this SPOOOOKY completely non-Halloween themed episode of the Phinnecky podcast, Bliss complains about his season while Los Angeles explodes behind him to celebrate the Dodgers World Series. 

East meets West as JP joins the pod during MNF to discuss which NFL teams are due to bounce back, what players are worth dropping all the FAAB and can Stef hang on to her dwindling lead on the West Conference of Phinnecky?

We're back and it's all about Russ vs Fields, Rodgers vs Father Time and how much did Zak pay a witch to tell him the future so he could secure the Josh Allen / Amari Cooper Stack!?! That and more (including wtf is Mrs. Dongles?)

Week 5 Preview coming in HOT with the best analysis available... my 7yr old son. 

Week Two confirmed many of our fears. QBs passing numbers are down, Tush Push is BACK, #1 Draft Pick QBs are overrated, Alvin Kamara is still the best and the Saints/Stef+Kips CANNOT BE STOPPED?! Also Nasty predicts the Cougs to go UNDEFEATED? Are all Phinnecky Owners too stubborn to pick a new kicker? SHOULD BLISS JUST START OVER?! All that and too many cursewords on this Phinnecky Pod fresh off of MNF.

Derige jumps in to tell us kickers are gods, QBs are losers, the #1 pick is dead and all is normal in the world of Phinnecky heading into Week 2. 

And just like that, the sixth season of Phinnecky Football is underway! Half the league hangs around post draft to mock Bliss for autodrafting the #1 pick and wonder how Stephanie forgot about draft day completely. 

In this soon-to-be Emmy Award winning episode, Bliss tells us his plans for the #1 overall pick and nothing else. We don't mention dicks or balls, not even once. It's pretty great.

LaMark Jandrews wasn't just the worst team name of the season, it was also the Phinnecky 2023 Champion. How did Zak pull it off? Was it done in the draft or in the waivers? WHAT IS HIS SECRET SAUCE? Click play to find out more about Zak than you ever thought possible in the latest Phinnecky Strategy Series. 

Nasty has something to say. Is it about the Cougs? Seahawks? Anthony Richardson's big dick?! Click and find out. 

In the latest edition of the Phinnecky Strategy Series, we welcome Snake to talk Olympics and Preseason but, more importantly, we utilize the latest in research technology to determine who the 5x Champ will draft in the first round of the Phinnecky Draft. 

In the first (maybe last) episode of our Phinnecky Summer Strategy Series, Bottom unveils the secret to his best season in five years.

Bottom and I recap the vibes of Anthony Edwards dethroning The Joker in a 20pt second half comeback while also wondering if the Blazers can find that kind of success in the upcoming NBA draft. I then forget what this pod is about and start talking about Jurassic Park. THIS IS THE OFFSEASON CONTENT YOU CRAVE!

The Phinnecky podcast comes a long way with Bliss and Emily informing the commish (myself) that MAYBE last week's pod could have been handled a little bit differently. Also we discuss why both the Seahawks and Broncos have shit odds to make the playoffs. 

Bottom comes aboard the pod with takes and statements that are certain to surprise EVERYONE. Also, we discuss whether the Seahawks can handle a changing of the guard any better than the Blazers. 

Welcome to Draft Day!!! Kevin Costner is in the building, and he wants to trade up for the QB of the Future in Minnesota, steal the next Superstar WR in Buffalo and fleece whatever sucker takes Penix at the bottom of the first round. Buckle up you pancake eating MF'rs, ITS DRAFT DAYYYY!!!!

Did you know that Micheal Penix is one day younger than Trey Lance? Did old ass Brock Purdy change the minds of the NFL when it comes to QB experience? On this episode, his Nastyness and the Commish discuss all that and how NIL helped make the 2024 QB draft class different than any other in NFL history. 

The March Dadness rages on with Snake as, following a brief pause of March Sadness (Chun-dgment Day), we dive into the first ever "Best Case Scenario for Phinnecky" Mock Draft of the first Sweet 16 picks of the NFL Draft! Then we drink too much and cry a bit and totally promise eachother everything is gonna be OK with the Cougs and pain is only temporary. 

PHINNECKY LEGEND SCOTT SWEENEY IS BACK!!! We talk Tourney picks, Free Agency and what it feels like to have 20yr old Lil Jon songs. Is he related to Eastern Washington's own Sydney Sweeney? MAYBE?! Listen now to find out!

TWO YEARS LATER.

As the bright sunlight of the SuperBowl retreats into the darkness of off-season, we plead you bask with us in the warmth of Free Agency and the NFL Combine. Who do the Seahawks feel can help take the roster over the top and is there another McCaffrey-esque trade wading in the midst to swing the pendulum we call the NFL playoff odds? Also.... PUNT GOD LIVES?!

Seahawks youngest coach ever?! Superbowl predictions?! ACTUALLY, it's Bottom trying to tell us that there is life outside of the NFL and that the Blazers are basically on track to win a Superbowl of their own. 

Dr. Nasty lays out a clear and non-Beastmode plan to fix the Seahawks while the Commish suggests his Space Cowboys theories and discusses cooking a whole damn fish. 

Welp, Pete is out and Zak is in. Tune in to find out if Spite McKee can, not just shit all over Bliss for having the worst Phinnecky Finals appearance of all time, but also find a solution that may boost Hawks back to their rightful perch atop the NFC West.

NostraSnakus hops on the pod to tell us Dawgs suck, Bliss is bad and whether we can draft Falcon's skill players next season or no?

It's Championship Week and the reigning champ, King Tez, is here to help Benjamin Blisstopher avoid what could possibly be the most embarrassing loss in Phinnecky Cup History... and it all could start with Jarret Stidham?!

It's FINALS WEEK and everyone is wondering whether it's Bliss or Zak that stay sober enough to wake up in time for the last exam of the semester. Snake joins the pod to vent his pain and announce WHO DECIDES THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP?! Bliss's Lions or Zak's Rams OR is this ACTUALLY a battle between two of the NFL's most disliked head coaches?! SHED THOSE PANTS, CLICK PLAY AND FIND OUT! 

HO HO HO! This EXTREMELY special episode of Phinnecky was written and produced by Cal so you KNOW it's loaded with hot takes such as: "CAN UNCLE SNAKE COME BACK VS BLISS? CAN BOTTOM TRUST KING HENRY VS SEAHAWKS? and "WHAT SHOULD THE COUGS DO WITH ALL UW'S MONEY?!"

JP joins the pod to discuss LOSERS WEEK and the Final Four that remain in the Phinnecky Playoffs (SPOILER ALERT: JP IS NOT IN THE FINAL FOUR). Chap is also present for the pod but primarily limits his contributions to the pod by getting stuck on a rocking horse. 

In true Thunderdome style, five Phinnecky teams enter Week 14 but only four shall live to see the playoffs!!! Why will Bliss be eliminated? FIND OUT NOW AND CLICK PLAY!!!

Commish, Snake and Sam talk the fantasy fallout of Thursday Night Football, Phinnecky rankings and whether the Seahawks can survive facing the Niners two times in three weeks. 

Fresh off a family trip to Kona, Cal and Benny hop on the pod to drop the hottest takes, update us on Spiderman and let Emily know that the best QB in football is.....?

#1 Badass Andrew Bottom comes aboard the pod to talk Brock Purdy's demise, the new way to draft linebackers and how Beaver Football is the clear path to winning the day for Crimson and Gray. 

Grab your Bloody Marys and Peanut Butter Pancakes, we kick off Week 7 with the first EVER Sunday Morning pod where you can get all your latest and greatest updates such as: is Deebo healthy?  Do I start JSN? And are the 49ers FRESH FISH?!?!!!!!!