Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

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    • May 3, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    RNR Football Ft. A Noisy Pig

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2025 35:38


    Fordey and Dyso are back after a 2 week break. This time with a very vocal pig that Fordey brought back from his holidays. Arsenal alum Jakob Kiwior's wife Claudia has won the british twerking championships, so we asked you what your niche talents are and some of the response is something to behold!

    RNR Football - Posh People

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 41:22


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes!Today, after Prince William stepped into the punditry world on the Champions League coverage, the guys wanted to know, what is the poshest thing about you?Jamie Carragher gave his thoughts on the re-nationalisation of steel & Clipbait returned with the best of the week on socials.

    RNR Football - Angry Ange

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2025 36:25


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an busy afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes. This week, after Ange Postecoglu's midweek meltdown, the guys asked what had made you go 'Full Postecoglu' this week. The Grand National also came in to focus with Dyson keeping a keen on eye on two horses in the race, all amongst a lot of Premier League goals & drama.

    RNR Football - Embarrassing Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2025 34:30


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, after Harry Redknapps controversial comments, the guys asked for your tales of times your parents have embarrassed you with some hilarious responses.Clipbait also showcased some musical brilliance and angry managers, and some important questions were put across to Donald Trump...

    RNR Football - Jobsworths

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 37:07


    Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon of international goals, chaos & tunes.This week, after Chris Wood was booked for signing autographs, the guys asked for your tales of jobsworths you've come across. Clipbait returned, and Scully delivered an Fleetwood Mac inspired preview of the days action.

    RNR Football – We love doing normal things

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 35:46


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes. In honour of Virgil Van Dijk attending his daughter's school play and saying he likes to do normal things, the boys wanted to know what normal things you enjoy doing. Owain Davies from Level Playing Field is also on to discuss the Unite For Access campaign, and Jamie Carragher has his say on the Five reunion.

    RNR Football - The Art of Social Clubs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2025 43:19


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.The show got off to a frantic start with drama in the early kick off - meal deal chat returned, as did Clipbait - and the guys asked you for your tales of social clubs, with hilarious results.

    RNR Football - Meal Deal Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 42:47


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.It was the fifth round of the FA Cup this weekend, with only one 3 o'clock kick off, but despite the lack of goals, there was LOTS of chat about the world of Meal Deals, after Cole Palmer claimed he'd never had one!

    RNR Football - Northern Nights

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2025 42:15


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week the boys went biscuit tasting, discussed the new 'Stormzy' meal and asked what the most Northern thing you've ever done is, after Mo Salah was spotted at Blackpool pier earlier this week...

    RNR Football - Where's Matt Dyson?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 35:33


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of chaos (LOTS OF), goals (a few of) & tunes (a good amount of).This week, the start of the show was derailed with a late arrival, the guys talked about the most annoying neighbours you have and we went over to the White House to hear a 'live' press confrence from Donald Trump, giving his thoughts on Marmoush, bottle caps & garlic bread.

    RNR Football - Biscuits & Biterness

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2025 34:56


    Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for another FA Cup special of goals, chaos & tunes...This week, the Fordey & Scully ask for your thoughts on biscuits & easter eggs, ask what you're bitter about with some hilarious responses and even hear some wonderful wisdom and advice for life.

    RNR Football - Old Players & Windows

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2025 24:00


    Join Emil Franchi & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes - especially from the City ground...This week, Emil & Dyson ask for your best pun names for footballers to make them sound old, discuss your favourite windows, and Emil shares his masterpiece chant about Jacob Murphy...

    RNR Football - Clothing & Clipbait

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 36:31


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for yet another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes, despite an awful lot of it coming from Bournemouth...This week, the guys launch Clipbait, showcasing all the best clips from the week in football - and your biggest fashion disasters after Amad Diallo's training kit had the Man Utd badge on upside down...

    RNR Football - Underpants Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 35:13


    Dyso reveales he owns a pair of underpants that are more than 10 years old. We had to find out if you could beat this record held by Dyso... and boy the results are alarming! Donald Trump is also channelled through our Séance of the Living to tell us his thoughts on Dry January...

    RNR Football - Dads & Cups

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 33:19


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an FA Cup Special with LOADS of goals, lots of chaos & tunes.This week, the guys discussed your favourite cups, in tribute to the FA Cup being on - and after Ashley Young was denied the chance to play against his son in the week, they ask what the worst thing about your dad is...

    RNR Football - Annoying Colleagues & a Happy New Year!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 38:03


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for 2025's first edition of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, the guys discuss how annoying they are, Fordey's win on Celebrity Mastermind and ask you to tell them about your most annoying work colleague, after Neal Maupay took to social media to slag off Everton...

    RNR Football - Festive Footie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2024 28:28


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of FESTIVE goals, chaos & tunes. This week, the guys asked if you've ever bumped into anyone you've slagged off, revealed the very best part of Christmas - and No-el Gallagher was summonded in the Séance of the Living.The guys were also joined by Deacon Blue legend & Dundee United fan Ricky Ross for a festive catchup!

    RNR Football - Sleepy Goals

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 29:30


    Join Matt Forde & Paul McCaffrey for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, the guys asked you for your stories of what you do when your asleep, revealed stars they've met in weird places - and Roy Keane gave his thoughts on Kemi Badenoch in Seance of the Living...

    RNR Football - Advent & Annoyance

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2024 36:26


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, we asked you to evaluate Dyson's parenting after he revealed his kids don't have advent calendars - and asked which person annoys you the most, after Gary Neville revealed he thinks Arsenal's Set Piece Coach is 'The most annoying man in football'...

    Rat 'N' Roll Football - The Vermin Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2024 32:05


    The boys found out all about your encounters with rats in today's show, with a brave listener admitting he likes to get rid of them by the hand when he sees them! We were also joined by legendary sports presenter Steve Rider and Boris Johnson came through in the Seance of the Living.

    RNR Football - Scary Scores

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2024 32:48


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, the guys asked you for your royal stories after Fordey performed for the King - and after Ian Holloway claimed Swindon's training ground is haunted - they asked for your paranormal activity stories, with hilarious results!

    RNR Football - Burgers & International Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2024 33:55


    Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon of lower league goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, after Kobbie Mainoo admitted he ate loads of burgers in lockdown, the age old debate was opened up as Fordey asked - what is the best burger? Stuart Pearce was chanelled in the Seance of the Living & Fordey revealed all about his new stuffed animal...

    RNR Football - Rubbish Trainers & Comfort Foods

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2024 27:09


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, tunes & chaotic tangents.This week, a Dyson-pun meant awful market clothing came into focus - specifically rubbish trainers - and after Cole Palmer revealed his love of Lemon Cake & Custard, the very best comfort foods were also discussed.

    RNR Football - What Would You Do If You Were Invisible?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 39:03


    Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and tunes. Today, the guys discussed Matt's dog's bowels, they spoke to a very cheery vet and they asked the question, what would you do if you were invisible?

    RNR Football - The Battle of Hawaii

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2024 25:03


    Join Matt Forde & special guest James Gill for another week of goals, tunes and utter chaos.This week, the guys delved into a big battle in Hawaii, as they asked you what is better - Hawaiian Shirts, or Hawaiian Pizza?They also asked for the very best looking bald men in the world - with a spooky preview of all the days action

    RNR Football - Prem Soon Come, Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2024 27:25


    Join Jay Lawrence and Matt Dyson as they dissect a busy afternoon of goals, tunes and chaos.This afternoons show focused on stadiums you can study in, things you've done at a football stadium and some of the best out of context clips from Premier League stars...

    RNR Football - Weekly Regrets & Home Brewing

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2024 32:35


    Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for an International Break special, where the lack of top-flight football led to discussions about weekly regrets, a phone call with a butler and home brewing - with some wonderful tales of home brew horrors...

    RNR Football - Undertaker Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 30:46


    In a radio first, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson shone a spotlight on a very important field of work... Undertaking! Gary the Undertaker joined us on the show to discuss the ins and outs of his very important work, and next week there will be someone with a whole new 'overlooked' profession on the show. In other news, the boys asked you what the worst seat to sit on is... AND Boris Johnson was summoned in the seance of the living.

    RNR Football - Featuring Special Guests: The Dyson Kids

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2024 34:45


    Fordey & Dyson were joined by probably their favourite guests they've ever had on the show so far... the Dyson kids! Ted & Maggie came on the mic to stir things up and throw daddy Dyson under the bus by sharing some embarrassing intel only they know about their dad. Kier Starmer made an appearance on the show too and was summoned in the séance of the living.

    Conspiracies & Biscuit BO

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 32:28


    Join Fordey and Dyson for another week of goals, tunes & general chaos...This week, the guys attention turned to conspiracy theories, body odour amongst a very busy day of Premier League football!

    Soccer AM Stars, Forest Scenes & Perfect Foods

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 43:19


    Join Fordey & Dyson this week as they delve into the return of the Premier League after the International Break - with a very special Forest ending. They also discuss the foods that ruined you because they're so good - and are joined by ex-Soccer AM stars Helen Chamberlain and Tim Lovejoy to chat through their new podcast and play a brand new revolutionary game...

    International Break, Injuries & Toilet Tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 36:34


    It's Matt Forde & Chris Scull this week that dissect the International Break, with less goals & even more chaos - as well as ridiculous injury stories & Chris' scary tale from a toilet...

    Old Fashioned Hobbies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 37:40


    Matt & Matt return this week for the third week of the season with tunes, goals and chat. This weeks focus turned to old fashioned hobbies, incredible comebacks and Jim White's thoughts on the Oasis reunion...

    Terrible Travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 29:24


    Join Matt Forde and for one week only, the brilliant Carl Donnelly, as they bring you all the biggest goals & sporting stories from the week... this week includes a potty mouth from Arne Slot, a questionable flight from Utd - and some unbelievable texts! Enjoy!

    RNR Football - Opening Day & Summer Diets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2024 32:22


    Fordey & Dyson return for another season and this week discuss a frantic opening day, diseases for Dyson & diets over the summer...

    RNR Football - Dyson's Deformed "Little Thing"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 33:17


    As the curtain falls on the football season, the curtain opens on Matt Dyson's anatomy, as he and Matt Forde open a discussion up on embarrassing bodies. Featuring special guests, Jon Richardson and Paul McCaffrey.

    RNR Football - Road Kill

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2024 32:21


    Fordey tells Dyson about an MRI scan he had recently, he's off to Wembley tomorrow and they salivate over your barbecues.

    RNR Football - Annoying Telly

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2024 31:09


    Matt Forde is joined by Chris Skull who were both very shocked by some of the things our listeners find annoying on television, with an overwhelming response not enjoying the Simpsons! Donald Trump also makes an appearance in the Seance of the living to talk about his love of 'Friends' the tv show...

    RNR Football - Sliding Into Footballers DMs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2024 29:52


    In this episode, Matt Forde and Matt Dyson delve into Wayne Rooney's unusual sleep routine and uncover Producer Liam's drunken antics from the previous night.

    RNR Football - Sandwich Saturday

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2024 30:39


    Dyso & Fordey reminisce on their first ever experiences at subway, and get a very special visit from Noel Gallagher in the séance of the living who weighs in on his favourite sandwich memories too!

    RNR Football - The Fecal Birthday Bash

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2024 31:19


    Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you an action packed show in which the dynamic duo delve into the murky and disturbing world of children's birthday parties...

    RNR Football - The Flaming Penguin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 32:53


    Matt Forde is joined by guest co-host, Paul McCaffrey for a day of football and graffiti chat!

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