Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos!This week, after Ryan Yates discolated his finger during Forest's midweek game, the guys ask you for your tales of injuries you've fixed yourself - as well as discussing animals you've saved, after a Turkish footballer gave a seagull CPR during a game.There's also news of a heckler from Fordey's tour, and an eyewitness account to back it up!

Join Matt Forde and special guest Jon Richardson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!This week, after the Macclesfield owner revealed he bought the club while drunk, the guys asked for the craziest thing you've ever purchased while drunk!There was also loads to get through in the Premier League, including a big game for Jon's Leeds United - and some huge results in the Championship too!

Join Matt Forde & Paul McCaffrey for an afternoon of FA Cup goals and chaos.This week, after Fordey reveals the after effects of a chocolate bar he ate in Scotland, the boys discuss the worst chocolate bar. They also discuss your previous jobs, after Ange Postecoglu didn't hold back while speaking about Spurs this week!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...After reports reached the RNR Football Team that some male skiers could be injecting themselves "you know where" to enhance their athletic performance, the guys were asking, "What have you done to enhance your appearance?" and "Have you ever cheated?"Plus! "What were you mocked for at school?" and as the Six Nations kicks off, can someone, somewhere convince Fordey and Dyson that Rugby is actually a decent sport? Spoiler alert: No.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...There was loads for the guys to get through this week, as Dyson celebrated his birthday on-air and Fordey discussed his now viral interview with Prime Minister, Keir Starmer.The show took a turn as they discussed things you leave to the last minute after Benfica's goalkeeper scored in the week - and it resulted in Dyson ranking which Absolute Radio presenters he thinks does their own dishes...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...And this week - the guys discuss the big story of Brooklyn Beckham's instagram statement - and ask you - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a wedding?Kier Starmer also appears in the Seance of the Living - and Matt Dyson deals with a case of the 'sniffles'...

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for all the goals and action from the Premier League and beyond......And this week Fordey and Scully tackle the BIGGEST of all talking points! Which is better, the North or the South? Yes, it's North v South.Plus! Should men wear shorts over their running leggings?!

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos......After Roy Keane said that Sir Alex Ferguson is, "Hanging around like a bad smell" at Manchester United, the boys want to know, what's the worst thing you've ever smelt?!Plus! Matt speaks to Liam Bird from Level Playing Field to discuss the current state of accessible facilities at the forthcoming FIFA World Cup 2026

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas...Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas...Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...This week, after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot publicly fell out, the guys wanted to know about any peace talks you've had to have recently...Clipbait focused on that too - and the guys also got into a heated debate about battered sausages.

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...This week, amongst a lot of Premier League goals, the guys asked about the biggest takeaways you've ever ordered after Erling Haaland was spotted with ONE HUNDRED burgers - which naturally resulted in a lot of chat about chips...Clipbait also returned with a focus on a very strange World Cup draw - and Dyson's red-hot preview took a festive turn.

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon that was PACKED with goals flying in across the Premier League and beyond!This week after Idrissa Gueye was sent off after slapping his teammate last weekend, the lads chat about their own slapping incidents, and talk all things best insults.Matt & Chris also clash on if there's any point in drinking whisky, plus there's plenty of last minute results in the Premier League!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of MANY goals and utter chaos.This week, after Scotland confirmed qualification in dramatic fashion, Fordey & Dyson asked where you were in 1998 - with some hilarious results.There was also a huge result for both Matt's - with some unbelievable reactions!

Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for an afternoon of chaos, tunes and some international break goals!This week, Fordey returned and was very excited about Christmas - perhaps not as excited as Scully though - and the conversation diverted to deep fat fryers and the best things to cook in them.Donald Trump also makes an appearance in Seance of the Living!

This week on Rock n Roll Football, Jay Lawrence and Matt Dyson run a Sean Dyche Clip Bait special, they talk childish eating habits and ask the most pressing of questions, "When have you been stopped by a politician".

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for Rock N Roll Football, with all the goals from the Premier League - and emotions were high, with Ange Postecoglou sacked 18 minutes after miserable defeat at the City Ground.

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an International Break special of lower league goals and chaos...The show descended into chaos after Chris insulted Fordey and led to a very heated discussion all amongst lower league goals and a visit in the Seance from Donald Trump...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and Premier League action...This week, after a deer was spotted inside the City Ground - the guys asks you for the weirdest place you've ever seen an animal, with hilarious results around alpacas and baboons...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and (some) Premier League action...This week, after Ligue side Monaco were forced off a plane in their underpants, Matt and Matt want to know, when was the last time you were in your pants and why?! Plus! A former Prime Minister has something to say about Halloween Percy Pigs.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and (some) Premier League action...This week, the guys discuss Fordey's recent trip to America, embarrassing family members after finding out Elliot Anderson's brother was on Love Island - and there's some breaking news in the world of Meal Deals...

Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for an action packed day of Premier League action - with plenty of goals, and lots of chaos.This week - after Pep Guardiola's daughter told him to shave his moustache - the guys ask for your tache tales and most hated body parts. They also discuss Liam Delap's educational background, while Fordey gives an incredible history lesson.Donald Trump also chimes in to give his thoughts on Labubu's and Coldplay...

Join Matt Forde and Paul McCaffrey for another action packed weekend of Premier League action of goals and chaos...This week - the show descends into chaos after a mistake from Paul McCaffrey - with lots of memories of Punch and Judy - and we hear from Donald Trump on his thoughts on talking animals.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for the final time of the 24/25 Premier League season as they find out the fate of their beloved Nottingham Forest with even more goals & chaos than usual!The guys also asked for your tales of being banned from things - after the Forest owner banned Gary Neville from the City Ground because he was critical of the club...Clipbait also returns for the final time, and Donald Trump gives his thoughts on Forest's end to the season, the Dr Who finale & Boris Johnson...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for the penultimate weekend of the Premier League season, with even more goals, chaos & tunes than usual!As well as a tense watch of Forest's away game to West Ham, the boys discussed childhood foods after Cole Palmer doubled down on his love of jam sandwiches...Dyson also revealed his love of the UK's Eurovision entry - with some hilarious results...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes!Today, after Roy Keane revealed he wasn't invited to David Beckham's 50th, the guys wanted to know when you've felt left out.We heard from Donald Trump & Keir Starmer - and Dyson took us back to some interesting tales of his uni days...

Fordey and Dyso are back after a 2 week break. This time with a very vocal pig that Fordey brought back from his holidays. Arsenal alum Jakob Kiwior's wife Claudia has won the british twerking championships, so we asked you what your niche talents are and some of the response is something to behold!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes!Today, after Prince William stepped into the punditry world on the Champions League coverage, the guys wanted to know, what is the poshest thing about you?Jamie Carragher gave his thoughts on the re-nationalisation of steel & Clipbait returned with the best of the week on socials.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an busy afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes. This week, after Ange Postecoglu's midweek meltdown, the guys asked what had made you go 'Full Postecoglu' this week. The Grand National also came in to focus with Dyson keeping a keen on eye on two horses in the race, all amongst a lot of Premier League goals & drama.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, after Harry Redknapps controversial comments, the guys asked for your tales of times your parents have embarrassed you with some hilarious responses.Clipbait also showcased some musical brilliance and angry managers, and some important questions were put across to Donald Trump...

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for an afternoon of international goals, chaos & tunes.This week, after Chris Wood was booked for signing autographs, the guys asked for your tales of jobsworths you've come across. Clipbait returned, and Scully delivered an Fleetwood Mac inspired preview of the days action.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes. In honour of Virgil Van Dijk attending his daughter's school play and saying he likes to do normal things, the boys wanted to know what normal things you enjoy doing. Owain Davies from Level Playing Field is also on to discuss the Unite For Access campaign, and Jamie Carragher has his say on the Five reunion.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.The show got off to a frantic start with drama in the early kick off - meal deal chat returned, as did Clipbait - and the guys asked you for your tales of social clubs, with hilarious results.

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.It was the fifth round of the FA Cup this weekend, with only one 3 o'clock kick off, but despite the lack of goals, there was LOTS of chat about the world of Meal Deals, after Cole Palmer claimed he'd never had one!

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes.This week the boys went biscuit tasting, discussed the new 'Stormzy' meal and asked what the most Northern thing you've ever done is, after Mo Salah was spotted at Blackpool pier earlier this week...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of chaos (LOTS OF), goals (a few of) & tunes (a good amount of).This week, the start of the show was derailed with a late arrival, the guys talked about the most annoying neighbours you have and we went over to the White House to hear a 'live' press confrence from Donald Trump, giving his thoughts on Marmoush, bottle caps & garlic bread.

Join Matt Forde & Chris Scull for another FA Cup special of goals, chaos & tunes...This week, the Fordey & Scully ask for your thoughts on biscuits & easter eggs, ask what you're bitter about with some hilarious responses and even hear some wonderful wisdom and advice for life.

Join Emil Franchi & Matt Dyson for an afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes - especially from the City ground...This week, Emil & Dyson ask for your best pun names for footballers to make them sound old, discuss your favourite windows, and Emil shares his masterpiece chant about Jacob Murphy...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for yet another afternoon of goals, chaos & tunes, despite an awful lot of it coming from Bournemouth...This week, the guys launch Clipbait, showcasing all the best clips from the week in football - and your biggest fashion disasters after Amad Diallo's training kit had the Man Utd badge on upside down...

Dyso reveales he owns a pair of underpants that are more than 10 years old. We had to find out if you could beat this record held by Dyso... and boy the results are alarming! Donald Trump is also channelled through our Séance of the Living to tell us his thoughts on Dry January...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for an FA Cup Special with LOADS of goals, lots of chaos & tunes.This week, the guys discussed your favourite cups, in tribute to the FA Cup being on - and after Ashley Young was denied the chance to play against his son in the week, they ask what the worst thing about your dad is...

Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for 2025's first edition of goals, chaos & tunes.This week, the guys discuss how annoying they are, Fordey's win on Celebrity Mastermind and ask you to tell them about your most annoying work colleague, after Neal Maupay took to social media to slag off Everton...