Back in the 80s, two teenage boys lived on the same road and became friends while playing arcade games at the corner store. It’s over three decades later and, to no surprise, they’re still not cool … and they still don’t care. Joe’s a Ginger Ninja. Troy’s a Bearded Bloke. Together they are ……
Depp Vs Heard is back for more. Does Joe need an image update? Can you punch annoying kids at Legoland? Troy throws hate on Ghost Campers. There's a dumb Bob Irwin headline. Punk turns to junk. Wimbledon gets Rogered. Is it time to get the boobs out? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to extreme slot car racing. A Roadie is writing Erotic Fiction for our live show. Is Russia changing its tune? Joe rages out over a media assumption. Is being pretty a bad thing? There's shocking surnames. We come up with an insane Buffy idea. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The famous gay bar quiz is back. We review the reviews of gay bars. Schoolies is in the news but for a strange reason. Troy finds out that Joe knows more about the TV series Mother and Son than the average Australian. Next Live Show is on 22nd Dec. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
400m championship runner fails to keep it in his shorts. A woman dates a rag doll and he cheats on her! Twitter tick causes mayhem. World Cup begins in Qatar with a Budweiser ban. Troy's angry that Neighbours is coming back. Chinese man runs marathons while chain smoking. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Joe's violently attacked in his own home! Will Twitter be the worst investment in history? Someone just won 3 billion dollars. Joe gets a Grade 6 reality check. Nudity makes a Splash on Disney+. There's something fishy on OnlyFans and and lessons are learned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are you a "No Nut November" contender? Troy discovers the legend of the Poo Monster. Is toilet advertising the answer? There's brand new "Wetsuit Weeing" etiquette. Sometimes bigger is definitely not better. Lions escape and Birds break records! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Troy fails horribly at accents. Does the world need some new blind musicians? If a radio announcer dies on air do you keep broadcasting? Could you go for years without washing yourself? A snake gets uber hungry and there's a bridge over troubled water. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Do you Tinder on the toilet? Would you lick your phone screen? We apologise for the Squid Snatch Live Show catastrophe. Is after break up sex a good or bad thing? Tom Cruises into space for his new movie. Joe thinks Heidi Klum deserves some love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We record in front of a LIVE audience with a Halloween theme. South American news gets weird. There's 5 Things That Sh!t Me (about horror movies). Count how many horror movie titles Thoughtful Troy mentions. And prepare for the strangest Erotic Reading Roulette ever! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is Troy about to pull off a miraculous win? Is Joe about to commit sporting evil? How does a Chess Grandmaster use his arse to cheat? Can drinking beer make girls famous? Andre Agassi shocks the world. Our next LIVE SHOW is nearly here!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Troy is a geographic mess. A fancy dress 50th birthday is the event of the year. There's a Doctor Who in the house. Wolverine is coming back. The future is here as KFC drone deliveries come to Australia. What else could we deliver with drones?
Our next Live Show is nearly here. Have you had an inappropriate accidental video chat? Could live funeral podcasts be the next big thing? Darth Vader retires. Who is the fourth Horsewoman of Apocalypse? We want an authentic creepy motel experience.
We are unofficially the Official Podcast of the Queen's funeral. Join us as we ask all the important questions – what's written on the secret note? Who is the evil nemesis with the eye patch? Will someone try to steal the crown? What happened to Will's hair?
Why don't Facebook post when you break-up, not when you start a r/ship? Joe's Russian to admit he's wrong. Math is bigger than sex in Amsterdam. Twins get weird. Did the royal family “Weekend at Bernie” the Queen? How will they go with Charles in Charge?
Is Thanos a great kid's name? Wasn't Genghis Khan a fun guy. A female fighter flashes the crowd. Russian businessmen are accidently dying. Joe has a cold camping trip. Why is undressing so damn difficult? We are inventing a brand new bra design to change the world!
Troy tries not to swear in this episode. We remember 60 Minutes and Hey Hey It's Saturday. There's a Miss England Pageant travesty. Finland gets frisky. We have a spectacular business venture idea. Are Tassie Tigers back from the dead?
Batgirl is cancelled and Flash has gone mad… DC is getting comical. Troy has time issues. A local man has built a castle in Tasmania to get his nerd on. Is Tomato Flu the next pandemic? A gender reveal is stripped down.
Are nudist colonies unsexy? Joe discovers his car was stolen. Are you too old to ride a bike? Salmon Rushdie runs into a knife multiple times. Were you ever hit with a wooden spoon? Monkeypox is being rebranded.
Strap yourself in for over 2 hours of unmissable hilarity to celebrate 250 Episodes. Get ready for 5 Things That Shit Me, South American News, Thoughtful Troy, Erotic Reading Roulette and SO much more in front of a LIVE audience.
The Commonwealth Games crash to earth with epic stacks, love triangles, and podium travesty. Is Alpaca racing here? Neighbours say goodbye. A horror cave is discovered in Tasmania. A Trek ends. Was Eminem cloned?
Troy has multiple nerd-gasms as all the new Marvel releases are announced. Joe has knob issues. Is eyeball licking the next big thing? A Disneyworld brawl breaks out. Russia falls for fake cricket. Two Inches can change everything.
Troy gets recognised on a night out. Will people protest the upcoming 250th Live Show? To Troy's surprise, Joe makes it through an overnight trek in the snow at Cradle Mountain and returns with survival stories.
Cradle Mountain wombats don't think Joe will survive his hike. Would you wear a KFC sweater? A swimmer breaks records while another sinks. Who's cooler… Musk or Cage? DJ makes an Ed Sheeran error. Joe falls for John Cena.
Paul McCartney gets royally roasted! Is the Queen too old for the gig? Did Troy take advantage of his Mum? People, turn your phone volume down. Strange Things are happening at Netflix. We're scouting for a Grey Wolf.
Remember MAD Magazine? Joe Spice Girl dolls are back. How big was 90210 in the 90s! A Wimpy Kid murders his mum! We create new ways to stop a home invasion. Charlie Sheen's ex-wife and daughter arrive on OnlyFans.
We're going to the Oscars. The scooters have arrived. The live show is getting closer. Pessimistic Joe is singing to the choir. Can a drone fight a war? Should footballers give social media the boot? Ginger is making a comeback!
What do Lesbians, Vegans and Crypto have in common? People lose their minds over sky mud. Joe's training for Everest. Do you have a Hall Pass? What position were you conceived in? Have you fallen for The Crayfish Effect?
We dig deep into Joe's hidden fitness past and secret rowing history. The AFL world is up in arms with umpire dissent so we try to fix it. Amber Heard hate hits a new high. We want to be on a jury. A new Live Show is coming.
This week is scary. How horrific can camping with rabid wombats get? Can you bear a Winnie the Pooh horror movie? A tennis player attacks the crowd… apparently. The Royals lose the love. Is a 57 year age gap too much for love?
Troy has a shocking sausage situation. The Joe & Jake show comes to town. Court gets an Amber alert. There's a crazy wedding fail. Child actor sharks a new role. A Star Wars designer dies. Do you remember playing ET on Atari?
Can superheros and costumes take cricket to the next level? Does the internet ever forgive or forget? The boys also discuss the forbidden love of cakes and Madonna's NFT.
After experiencing the highs and lows on a trip to Melbourne has Troy decided to take up cocaine? We find out how some countries are trolling Russian embassies. The boys think Covid and the Ukrainian war might be over as the world stops for Depp V Heard. Then there is Dick Man
Do you profess your love on Facebook? We look at the lifestyles of cavemen – from hunting, to sexy pelts, and crazy cave births gone wrong. Troy finds a family of tree rats at his house. There's some lovin' in the town of Zeehan.
Troy goes critter crazy while camping and we invent the Possum Fleshlight. Joe experiences the Anzac Day spirit. Do you know the story of the One Man War? Is Shed Camping the new Airbnb… we present ShedCamp!
Would you milk a Huntsman spider? Joe's been utterly floored!! How dangerous is Tasmania. Troy's releasing a Love Tips book. Have you ever picked up at Bunnings? Is 10 wives a dream or a nightmare.
Get excited… it's BIG Kev! Arghh… How annoying are top sheets! Troy doesn't care about Bridgerton but Joe goes there anyway. We discovered a UTI nightmare. How questionable is the Pieface game?
Is our entire reality just Joe's coma dream? What's a useless superhero power. Cute quolls are actually murderous marsupials. Joe has Emu issues. Imagine re-entering the world after 68 years in jail. Bruce Willis retires from acting.
Joe's making some hairy life decisions and things get rocky. Buddy's 1000th goal is dead and dusted! Have you ever been slapped on the face by a big Willy? Should you be able to say anything you like on social media without repercussions?
Footy's back. How much money would it take to say yes to an Indecent Proposal? Will Deepfake videos change Hollywood? Should live Basketball be played in a nightclub? Joe goes camping again!
We overtake a big milestone and reminisce. Who will be the next Bond? The government dick up a new logo. India accidently fires a missile at Pakistan. A drug deal goes bad. Troy discovers a “Van”demic
Joe survives the Vid with Nicholas Cage. It's Batman time. We say goodbye to two cricket legends. Neighbours leave us forever. The Bunnings sausage war begins. The Great Lake is conquered.
The chainsaw was invented for childbirth, true story! Joe's crazy criminal past returns. Troy needs a local exorcist. A baby is born on 2/2/22 at 2:22! Elon Musk annoys Russia. Would you marry a sex doll?
Charles gives Covid to the Queen. Deadpool winner gets excited. We have E-Scooter news. We help market Starlight Coke. Amazon boss gets egged. There's scary penis news. Thoughtful Troy is back!
We're back at the Winter Olympics and commentating the women's Biathlon – a sport so mundane we hardly mention it! Instead there's 98 year old saxophonists, the Denmark danger zone and wedding anniversary Births.
We know two things about the Winter Olympics… there's lots of sports, and it's really cold!! So we commentate two sports in typical South Road Boys crazy style. Grab a coat and join us for some silly fun.
Are Prince Albert piercings bad? Joe gets weirdly sexy. The end of the world is coming… again. Can we close the gates of hell? Elon Musk gets flighty. There's a Beatles dilemma. We say goodbye to Sega.
Music gets wiggly. Joe has a ball in Bothwell. Troy finds a Tassie cave. What is Splunking? 2021 Celebrity Deadpool winner is announced. We celebrate Meatloaf's crazy life. Joe gets patriotic.
The famous Erotic Reading Roulette returns and we're going deep back inside ‘Burning Urges', a book chock full of Australia's Sexual Fantasies. We try to make it as sexy as we can…. if that gets you across the line then seek help now!
There's crazy Cricket Scores and Electric Scooter drama. Joe's shady criminal past comes out. We look at the film, Once Were Warriors. Car Blockie culture is still with us, 3G is dead and buried, and a woman sues for being born.
Betty White is out for 99 and it's Troy's fault. How uninteresting was 1922. Kiwis go up in smoke. Marvel Easter eggs are getting crazy. Let's move to North Korea. Would you buy a fart in a jar? Can you catch Flu-vid?
Xmas is done and dusted. Joe gives Troy a sexy gift. Dr Who gets incestuous. We play… Wand or Staff. Joe Biden misses the joke. Troy finds a Crazy Girl Saloon. We look into space. The Stripper industry is reinvented. Desmond Tutu leaves us.