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Join Burty, Double, and Meech as they dive into Sports, Cannabis, video games and more. Sit down, have a laugh, and come join the Stoned Sports family.

Stoned Sports


    • Oct 20, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 101 EPISODES


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    Episode 101: Titties and Gumbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 69:07


    The boys are FINALLY back. We're talking where you're allowed to bring your baby, an NFL recap for the time we've missed. The most spiteful man in the history of the world, some video game talk and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 100: Meth and Mental Health

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 56:00


    The boys are FINALLY back no this isn't the episode 100 special but we're finally back with some nonsense and to give you an update on what we've been up too lately. Stories galore in this one and we'll be back next week for the 101 celebration. Stay stoned and we'll see you soon

    Episode 99: Bullshit N' Baseball W/ Lily Schumacher

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 97:25


    Ayooo a very special episode this week we had friend of the show Lily Schumacher on this week and it devolved quickly in the best way possible. We talked true crime, movies, a police car theft, possible business ideas and of course baseball, we hope you enjoy, we hope you stay stoned, and please make sure to support Lily as well.

    Episode 98: “That's Not Us”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 91:27


    The boys are back after far too long of a hiatus, we're talking sandwiches, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup, Burty's band adventures, Hi-Bocce's, Dubs blacked out after game 4, “well what did you do to the elephant?” And much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 97: That's a Slick Squirrel

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 90:10


    Ayo we're back once again talking NHL playoffs and NBA playoffs, Don't let the Sox get hot, Dubs had a furry assailant in his house this weekend, Burty witnessed a robbery, and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 96: Thailand Takeover

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 99:04


    We're back with some NHL and NBA playoff talk, we also discussed winners and losers from the NFL draft, we get to the bottom of some risqué behavior in parliament as well as some increasingly insane Thailand stories. Enjoy and stay stoned

    Episode 95: WAX STATUES

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 79:16


    The boys are back once again. On todays stoned sports we discussed Burty almost being fired, a murder minute, we get to the bottom of wax museums, recapped round 1 of the NBA Playoffs, disarmed a bomb threat, and previewed the NHL playoffs

    Episode 94: Blew Out A Lung

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 108:22


    The boys are back and this also marks the return of the incredible Bobbo Jones who came on to do the official stoned sports NFL Mock Draft. The guys talk about a guy who's DEFINITELY in a medical journal for the wrong reasons,

    Episode 93: Fertility Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 70:31


    The boys are back once again. Double is reportedly “ hot”, Burty ranks Nick cage movies, where would we start a franchise and who would play the halftime shows? The balls on this best man, the penis festival and oh yeah sports

    Episode 92:”The Smallest Cock On Coney Island”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 86:31


    It's interchangeable. We're back and Microsoft and discord can get fucked. Dubs got a new phone, the boys use video for once and good god it's a mess. But nonetheless we get to an Oof Of the week, string cheese, sports and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 91: “Back to my Roots”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 77:10


    Ayyyy we're back and on this episode we're talking some NHL trade deadline stuff, a little MLB and NFL free agency special and of course a consistent amount of nonsense. Airlines suck, a brand new road kill app linking Wyoming one corpse at a time and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 90: Mainlining Caffeine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 79:05


    Ayoo we're back and so is baseball… snaps for baseball, we do a half ounce half hour recap, an NFL off-season check in, the fast and the furious tier rankings, some minor technical difficulties, shitting on the Lakers and much much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 89: “Suck it Welker”Ft. (Armchair commentary)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 86:54


    Ayoo the boys are back with a very special guest. David from Armchair Commentary came by to talk some NFL and some NHL with us. We dove into the patriots and the “Have and Have Nots” of the NFL. We also dove into our favorite NHL players of all time, the state of Montreal, and the current on goings of the league. Burty And Dubs of course came in with a hefty dose of nonsense and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 88: The Ru***an Discussion

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 62:40


    Ayooo the boys are back, this week we're ranking piss jugs, talking about treats you WOULDNT want. We touch on some early NFL Offseason news. Why it sucks to be a Giants Fan. why you shouldn't eat leftovers, your teeth are where? Your weekly NHL hit, hockey talk, some nba news and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 87: “Flori-Duh

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 72:12


    Mick Jaggers back with more Mick Jagger, we discuss the half ounce half hour, we recapped the super bowl, decided what to do with Florida, we went through the social hierarchy of Magical Beings and much much more on this weeks Stoned Sports

    Episode 86: Free Floating Agent of Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 76:27


    The boys are back in town we discuss dubs and Burt's long nights, we talk about some NFL news, it's always sunny references galore, the boys discuss tv they watched recently and of course we had a ton of hockey and NBA talk with trade deadlines rearing their ugly head. Enjoy the show and stay stoned

    Episode 85: Pirate Radio Podcasting

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 97:13


    Ayooo we're back once again with laughs and sports as is our specialty. Burty and i read old messages. We Make a cartoon, discuss the super bowl, talk a ton of hockey again and look ahead to the NbA trade deadline

    Episode 84: Bert's Percs 2 Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 105:21


    The boys are back once again a little late because well i think you'll figure it out from the title. An oof of the week as always, we recap AB's Gumbel interview, NFL recap, sunny podcast, dusters, “real quick”, A TON of hockey talk and much much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 83: “Get to Hobblin”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 79:28


    A man drugs a retirement home in our oof of the week, we recap the first round of the NFL playoffs and Preview the next games. 5 things in the NBA

    Episode 82: “Nah”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 78:19


    We're back to wrap up the NFL and give you a playoff preview, animal arsons, monty python still holds up, coach changes, hockey fines are weird, and baseball is stubborn and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 81: Bromosa

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 71:12


    We Are Back. Later than normal but still back. Burty's give us drink suggestions, PBR gets in trouble, we recap week 17 and look ahead to the final week of the NFL season, 10 things in the NBA, and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 80: EGREGIOUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 82:20


    The boys are back in town again, Amazon tries to kill somebody, we sniff out a robot uprising, week 16 NFL recap NFL week 17 preview , 5 things in the NBA, hangover stories, and much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 79: “I Didn't Follow Up On It”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 72:18


    The boys are back, Momma Dubs on technology, OOTW, We dive into Burty's dating psyche, NFL, 5 things in the NBA, NHL shuts down, edition 3 of the worlds dumbest mascots,

    Episode 78: “That's Not A Thing To Lean On”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 81:06


    The boys are back once again, what's in the backpacks bro?, bar stories, an oof of the week, nfl recap, 5 things in the NBA, Lots of NHL talk, coyotes drama, Covid outbreaks and more,

    Episode 77: Fuck Comcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2021 59:04


    We back we back, oof of the week as always, fuck Comcast AS ALWAYS, NFL week 13, 5 things in the NBA , the worlds largest pot Brownie, Hockey Talk, the MLB lockout and much more

    Episode 76: “No Win November”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 82:13


    Woman breastfeeds her cat on a delta airlines flight, NFL week 13 recap including Thanksgiving, Dan Campbell Blunders, no win November a missing tooth and more, 5 things in the NBA, Brad vs The bread man and more hockey drama, The boys go through the MLB off season before the lockout shuts it down. Enjoy the show and stay stoned.

    Episode 75: “ That's Sprrts”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 87:43


    The boys are back with some more “sprrts” talk. Lots of laughs as always, we start with an Oof of the week, a little Jimmy Hoffa update and then we hit the sports. Highlights from week 11 in the NFL and we go over the thanksgiving day games. 5 things for the week in basketball, a chat on hockey philosophy and a couple quick MLB updates… Hellloooo Guardians

    Episode 74: “F**k You Dalton”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 80:43


    The boys are back with another banger. On this weeks show: a shitty pilot, NFL week 10, 5 things from the NBA week, A little hockey talk including the backlund hit and the potential penguins sale, a world record Pogo sticker, we had another name to our list of “names that would save America” lots of laughs and much much more. Stay stoned and enjoy the show.

    Episode 73: Investigation Station

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 93:15


    Guess who's back back again Burty's back tell a friend. Yes the return hath commenced. Nfl recap for the week an ootw and a second return. We name our documentary, Ricky Spanish!, we nickname Presley Harvin, our Hockey Recap. investigation station, 5 things in basketball, tonya Harding got put to shame.

    Episode 72: Udder Disbelief

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 81:43


    Ayooo we are back again, this week on stoned sports we've got our OOTW we rank Halloween candy, go through week 8 in the NFL go over some more basketball and Atlanta has won the world series

    Episode 71: Sticky Pickle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 82:05


    Dubs and bobbo jones go through the week in the NFL and preview this weeks slate. checking in after the first two weeks of basketball. A man gets lost in the mountains a World Series preview and much much more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 70: A Poor Mans Gandalf

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2021 87:52


    Ayooo we're back with episode 70 a little late this week but we make up for it i promise. The house really opens up in the back end. Bobbo Jones is back this week filling in for an Absentee Burty. We go over a high profile wizard firing, A shitstorm, Thr MLB Playoffs , and week 6 in the NFL make sure to follows us on all the socials and most importantly stay stoned.

    Episode 69: Buehler Steel Forged Cutlery Ft. (Bobbo Jones)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 75:56


    Ayooo it's episode 69… nice. We Are back with a special guest Bobbo Jones my co host on our Dirty Thirty Podcast. On this weeks episode: Hitman, Mr. Methane, our Favorite broken bones. A week 5 NFL recap, an MLB divisional series recap, 18 NBA Players arrested and much more on this weeks stoned sports.

    Episode 68: Gorton Bombee

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021 82:57


    Ayooo a little late on the upload this week but we are back in action. Lots of laughs this week. Our worst bags of weed, Burty hanging out with high school kids? People snorting Catalytic converters in Africa helps us solve a case. Week 4 in the NFL Brady vs Mac, MLB playoffs and more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 67: No Más ft. CinemaFlavor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 63:17


    ayooo we are back. Shout out to mark from cinema flavor for coming on to talk a little football make sure to check them out but a week 4 recap this week, a giant chimichonga, an art… heist? Idk if that's the word, An MLB heist, Jack Eichel and Ben Simmons updates, Dog's on the case and much much more on this weeks stoned sports.

    Episode 66: WhipperSnippers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 64:40


    Ayooo we're back On this weeks stoned sports: KFC smugglers, deep in Burty's Memory, words that mean different things in different countries, NFL week 2, an MLB wildcard check in and a big week from “En Vogue”. A basketball and hockey check up just a quickie and much much more on this weeks stoned sports.

    Episode 65: Red Hoff-Tober

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 71:06


    The boys are back and so is football, before we get there we go through some early internet “gems” , the shire cult? Burty Hates his job, we talk some video games and the boys have some announcements at the top of the show.

    Episode 64: Stoned Sports Investigative Unit

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 80:14


    Ayooo the boys are back with episode 64, on this weeks show we found out what Grimace really is, a man did in real life what we can't in GTA. Fred Durst's Orange County choppers, NFL season predictions, Ben Simmons update, Kyle Farnsworth is an asshole, a 4 legged whale and more in this weeks stoned sports.

    Episode 63: Fyre Fest the Football Program

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 101:32


    Ayoo the boys are back once again. We recap the week, Burty's “Power Struggle”, A couple Of rants, Bishop Sycamore, Thumbs down for the Mets, grading every NFL QB Battle and more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 62: Burt's Percs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 127:04


    Ayooo Bear with us boys. Burty was heavily medicated as you'll hear in the episode and we got some minor audio issues through the first 20 or so minutes, but it's a LOOOONG one this week so strap in, lots of nonsense, lots of laughs. Our second installment of Dumb Mascots, We went over the best names in college football this season, Akwafina talk and more, stay stoned and enjoy the show

    Episode 61: Wear A Mask... If You Rob a Bank

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 83:56


    He's tracking it he's tracking it at the warm track... it's off his glove and into the crowd Home Run. The boys are back, some announcements off the top stay tuned, another Movie Minute with Burty some other pop culture stuff and of course we get to our OOTW. We talk Names that of teams and people, we follow through on our worst mascots with a little bit of a twist. The boys talk some football and a man caught giving a tattoo to the wrong person in the wrong place. Enjoy the show stay stoned

    Episode 60 Dames Jolan & The Backshot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 71:52


    Ayoo we're back, on this weeks show Double recaps his vacation, Burty's Friend “Russell”, Barstool in talks with MLB, Rockies Mascot, NBA Free Agency, Olympics, A Hypothetical, we figure out how to end James Dolan's reign of tyranny in New York. D. king is the first college athlete to get an endorsement, We figure out the best Stanley cup team of the last Decade, and 5 things to keep an eye on as the NFL season approaches. Enjoy the show and stay stoned

    Episode 59: Burty's Retirement

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 91:36


    Sports just wouldn't stop this week. There was nothing we could do it just got out of hand. Either way we're back. So is Idaho's Patron Saint and the Jetpack guy. We went through a crazy week in The MLB with the trade deadline. Blockbuster Trades and Free agency signings in the NBA and NHL as well as a long con gone right. The NFL has been slow but two all pro QB's returned to the practice field this week and more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 58: Dick & Bubblegum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 88:14


    We're going going back back to Cali Cali. We're back boys. Tons of laughs this week. Some video games, Divorce is EXPENSIVE, The Plague, shoplifting, the Cleveland fuckin guardians, MLB trade deadline, nba finals is over, draft is next, fuck carnivals (coasterphobia) lots of NHL news, draft/expansion/trades, DeShaun Watson, new Covid rules and more on this weeks stoned sports

    Episode 57: Claw Machines & Murder Minutes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 64:35


    The Boys are back, Burty recaps the movie he was tasked to watch, a man “taught a gator a lesson”, TP in claw machines and more. Lots of laughs, sports too, Mets/Pirates disaster, Padres Nationals shooting, NBA Finals, NHL expansion draft, Manning Monday Nights and Richard Sherman's wild weekend on this weeks Stoned Sports

    Episode 56: Stoned Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 79:02


    Ayooooo we're back with a brand new episode: lots of smoking stories from Burty and Dubs, A woman does her best to put us back in quarantine, the MLB all star game was almost at threat level what midnight threat level who..., team USA is in trouble, a little Patriots news, Big Uzi Vert, Diaz Brothers stand up, Conor conspiracies, the vindication of Burtle B Macklin, tales from GTA, and the man the myth the legend hath returned

    Episode 55: Infant Smoking Section

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 68:42


    Alright before you get mad it's an analogy. I repeat we are not condoning smoking babies. Also we forgot to talk about basketball this week. It's an excuse AND a title we've been over this get off my back. Burty said it best when he said it all just happened so fast and then all of a sudden we're talking about Hockey and Fourth of July and all of a sudden we're talking about police choppers and innovation. This weeks a doozy. Enjoy the show and stay stoned. Oh and our audio is better...noice

    Episode 54: Techincal Difficulties 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 63:12


    We're back and of course something went wrong. Some audio issues in this one but bear with us. OOTW as well as where disc golf ranks in the realm of sports and hype-ness, cue the bad boys cuz we've got our first foreign substance ban in baseball. Recapping some NBA and NHL playoffs as well as our prediction for who will bring home Lord Stanley's cup. Plenty of laughs and much more make sure to Tune in and as always stay stoned.

    Episode 53: Pube Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 73:46


    Ayooo we're back. Y'all ever been to a Pube party before? No? Don't know what a Pube party is? Strap in and let Steve-0 educate you. Plenty of sports this week talking about NFL holdout, new MLB policies and of course the NBA and NHL playoffs. Enjoy the show and stay stoned

    Episode 52: W.A.R.P.I.G.S.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 68:58


    We all really prefer if ya get stoned. This week we talk about what names are best suited for which jobs. A man was swallowed by a whale. When is it appropriate to pay for things in change? Also plenty of sports talk as well, mainly covering the NBA and NHL playoffs. Some MLB and NFL in there too. Enjoy the show stay stoned if your name is Kyle change it and as always stay stoned.

    Episode 51: Tube Socks and Tissues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 67:43


    It wouldn't be StonedSports without forgetting what episode were on. We didn't realize last week was the big 5-0 but we discussed briefly on this episode. We had a David rush sighting... it's like a rare bird. Recapped the week in the MLB discussed the Julio Jones trade as well as players serving our country before they get their careers going. We also recapped round 2 thus far in the NHL and NBA. Enjoy the show and as always stay stoned we'll see you next Tuesday

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