The T&K Show use a highly sophisticated machine to rate movies - their human abilities are put to the test each episode. Sometimes they talk about human birds.
T & K is/are/am an idiot. Product of the having of being 3 am in the morning, fatigued, tired, and tired too also. Fatigue. Halloween. Celebrate death. Scary stories. Driving. Cheap bastards. No editing skills.
I AM CZECH GUY - I HAVE STOLEN THESE FILES AND I HAVE PLACED THEM FOR YOU TO PLACE AGAIN ONCE THEY ARE FINISHED PLACING! HAHAHA T & K WILL NEVER CATCH ME! I AM SIBERIAN NINJA! I MUST RIDE QUICKLY AWAY NOW ON MY SABER TOOTHED TIGER!
Top action star guy is doing things of action again! Arnold breaks all of the things with his explosions! Fists of fighting are happening! Kicks of feet and multiple slaps of face! Arnold: The only living thing that can penetrate mithril!
Rambo. Helicopter. Action. Helicopter. Shooting. Tank Chopper Chicken.
K, T, & S blabber on about their surroundings while only vaguely relating their conversations to one of the 3 Ninja movies starring Go Dave Dragon himself.
K&T try to record an episode at work about Predator. K is subjected to the infamous "Ironman Shot" by losing a bet in a previous episode. Other things happen which happen before and/or after additional events.
If you don't know what Rocky IV is you have a problem. Go Van Dam? Auuuuuuuuuuugh. Auugh. a...
Punch. Kick. Puncha to the punch punch kick. Kick to the puncha a one two luncha. Bloodsport in yo face!
K & T introduce everyone to the season of the second time. What will the suspense of things be? Will it be A or will it be B? Tune in next time to find out. Movies. We watch movies.
The winner of season one is finally announced! Of the announcements of season one are they!
Of the things of announcing are being shown! When you are shown of the announcing you are excited and post on our facebook page! You are looking up "Tank Show" right now on facebook! Good job!
Things are of the having waited for years for the results of Tier Round 2! Listen in to find out how the who of winning won the wins!
Yup. I don't know what to say here. Tech Support. Tech Support. You shoulda cllaed the texch support. Take it outside and smash it.
K goes on vacation and T stalks a human cat. Meanwhile Joe wins a prize. What?
Things die. Things turn into wax. Things come alive. There are things that shouldn't be wax or alive. Let's just watch waxwork shall we?
Space. The final frontier. The beginning of the end. The end of space movies in the 80's.
Dogs are angry. But when you kill them they get more madder. Angry Rottweiler? Man of prison? Who will win the punchout explosion fight?
Everything of the Peter Jackson Film: Bad Taste. We will watch aliens shooting. We will watch aliens fighting. We will watch aliens attempting to stew humans. We will watch.... Bad Taste.
Silent. Night. Deadly. Night. Deadly. Boring. Deadly. Night. Night. Night. TTTT KKKKK SHOPOOOWOWOWOWWWW!
Santa. Claws. Clanta. Saws. He made a list. He chopped it up and killed everyone. Beware. No one is safe this Christmas.
Feet. Big ones. But not the foot of big. Meanings of will you findo ut when you ... please never watch this movie. Human Cat. Dead.
Sharks. Tornados. 90210. Terrence Reid. Tarrel Reid. Someone Reid. = Sharknado! One million sharks, 3 tornados... LA is Doomed! WARNING: The volume on this episode was increased by 1 billion decibels.
Beast of the sea versus beast of the land versus man of the land on the sea. This actually has nothing to do with the movie. Just watch or listen. Or don't.
Sheep vs man, man vs sheep. Man vs man, sheep vs sheep. Dog vs sheep... Does it get any better than this? Yes.
T and K find out why the planet is scared. Then they find out why it's so funny that the planet is so scared. Then they do other things after that.
T and K are of finding the movie Death Proof with Kurt Russelllll.. and other people.
T & K try to up their horrible ratings by watching another horrible movie! Isn't that cool? This time it's Triassic Attack - that cute little dino movie from the future of history.
Murdercycle takes on 2 headed shark attack in this thrilling battle of cinema! Who will be the victor? Listen to find out. Or watch the movies and figure it out on your own.
T&K discuss that lovable super shark with 2 heads and ponder its peculiar antics.
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