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Week 16 and Jackie is feeling joyful and light, and finds herself understanding Phaedra Parks, eating an alarming amount of Red 40, and planning her future best selling pregnancy book.Thanks for supporting this week's sponsor:Momcozy: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off at www.Momcozy.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is holed up with her pistol packing housekeeper and discusses Andrew's sloth-like response time in emergencies, her recent ingestion of a canine anti-fungal, and the value of strength in stillness.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 14 and Jackie has turned a corner. She's having a blast being her best bitchiest self, enjoying forbidden sushi, and letting everything hang out.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Vinted: Download the Vinted app for free to start listing with no seller feesLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is fresh off a trip to Ojai and discusses the hellscape of hotel children's pools, Blake Lively's cake baking, and the gift of an awkward birthday text message.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLEThe Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comJack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comArticle: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLETonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.comZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie accidentally ingests aluminum foil, has a come to Jesus moment over a 1 star review, has another psychotic break about why she can't get guests and deep dives Jen Shah's counterfeit bags.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces, at https://skims.com/bibleZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 15% your first order at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 12 and Jackie is coming out of the woods of her first trimester, finally enjoying food again, and ready for a gender reveal.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to the Second Annual Jackie Schimmel Bitch Bible Spectacular 2026 List of Things I F****** Hate, in honor of her birthday.Thank you for supporting my sponsors:Revolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHLadder: Get a 7-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join at www.Ladder.fit/BitchBibleJones Road: Use code BitchBible to get a free gift with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month at Ritual.com/Bible.Quince: Get 365-day returns and free shipping at www.Quince.com/BItchBibleSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at https://skims.com/BibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's week 10. Jackie is in the depths of despair while fighting off a cold and she has a few words for the keyboard Kelseys.Thank you for supporting my sponsors:MomCozy: Get 20% off with code BIBLE at www.MomCozy.comPique: Get 20% off FOR LIFE, and a complimentary gift at www.PiqueLife.com/BibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Stassi Schroeder to talk all about her #1 hit show, House of Stassi, the do's and don'ts of holiday home decor, and how to be a star.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 8. Lights are dim, nausea closing in... Jackie stares into the abyss as she recalls the homemade remedies she took to ensure Clyde's younger sibling matches the wallpaper she already bought.Thank you for supporting my sponsors:This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to www.BetterHelp.com/BitchBibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has a harrowing near death experience with her geriatric grandmother, tackles climate change and recaps the latest pop culture happenings.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:LOLA BLANKETS: Get 40% OFF with code BIBLE at checkout when you go to www.LolaBlankets.comLITTLE SPOON: Use code BIBLE for 30% OFF your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESKYLIGHT: Get $30 OFF their 15" calendar at www.MySkylight.com/BitchBibleTONAL: Use code BIBLE to get $200 OFF your TONAL purchase at www.Tonal.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at https://skims.com/BibleREVOLVE: Use code BITCH for 15% OFF your order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It is week 7 and the symptoms are symptoming. The future demon seed is the size of a blueberry and driving Jackie into the arms of a Wetzels Pretzels whilst spiraling over a non FDA approved DIY Amazon gender test. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at https://www.AbsorbMore.comZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at https://www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with tv host Nina Parker to discuss their days together in Entertainment TV, why Jackie hates check-ins, and Clyde's alien abduction story.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: Go to https://www.Nutrafol.com and use Code BIBLE to get $10 OFF your first month's subscription and free shipping.Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at https://www.Ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at https://skims.com/bibleKindred Bravely: Get 20% OFF your first order at https://www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIEJones Road: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free free gift with your first purchase at https://www.JonesRoadBeauty.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Week 6 and Jackie is in limbo. Things are starting to get real, but she can't tell anyone about the pregnancy yet. Except everyone at her local Italian Deli, of course.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comJones Road Beauty: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get a free full size mascara with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is getting back to her economy roots and discusses a confrontation at Nordstrom Rack, manipulating pregnancy in her favor, and the joy of Ashley Judd's Instagram.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card, and $10 off your first month if you join at ladder.fit/BITCHBIBLEArticle: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bibleSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleLeesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recaps the Real Housewives, the local hero that lost it after no birthday gift and delights listeners with a Grammy worthy vocal performance!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces, at www.skims.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie begins a chronicle of her second pregnancy, speaking directly to moms with deep maternal care, understanding, and Plan B jokes. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Skylight Frames: Get $30 off your 15-inch calendar by going to www.MySkylight.com/BITCHBIBLEBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The stars have aligned to bring back El Pollo Loco's BBQ Black Beans and the Taco Bell Enchirito just as Jackie is starting her third trimester and ravenously hungry. The universe has spoken. Jackie is the chosen one. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleRocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLERevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie celebrates the union of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce by reviewing their modest guest list, describes Clyde's role in her recent public nudity, and spreads the mantra of Hate Without Reason.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comSKIMS: Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of my favorite pieces at www.skims.com/bibleUse code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie's in a mood after being continuously serenaded by Shakira seven days a week and discusses the most recent kerfuffle in the backyard renovation, her murderous Andrew fantasies, and her ability to perceive dark energy in the brightest of places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comBoll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleThe Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is hunkered down against toxic smoke and gives an update on the backyard renovation, ridicules Andrew's new recreational basketball league, and marvels at his lack of wedding music knowledge.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jack Archer: Use code GETJACK to get 15% off your first order at www.JackArcher.comLeesa Mattresses: Get 30% off select mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comOSEA: Get 10% off your first order site-wide with code JACKIE at www.OSEAMalibu.comLittleSpoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie gets baptized after a demonic bowl of poke, discussed the highly anticipated sequel to "Frankly, Anne" and offers free public relation guidance to Rachel Hollis and Khloe Kardashian.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.comBIBLEQuince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie's back after two weeks of guests and ready to rip into pregnancy discomfort, Anna Faris' media appearances, and Kathleen. Especially Kathleen.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Thanks to Article for sponsoring this podcast! Article is offering my listeners $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more. To claim, visit www.article.com/discount/bible and the discount will be automatically applied at checkout.Boll & Branch: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get 20% off sitewide at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleJones Road Beauty: Use code bitchbible at www.jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #adPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Haley Sacks, Mrs. Dow Jones herself, to discuss making good decisions with money, why at-home laser hair removal is more financially responsible than professional services, and why Birkin bags are a bullshit investment.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:The Absorption Company: Use code BITCHBIBLE at check out for up to 35% off your first order at www.AbsorbMore.comLeesa: Get 30% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Jared Freid to discuss men worshiping at the altar of options, bridesmaid inflection, male influencers, and Jared's new book Walking Red Flag. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/discount/bible. The discount will be automatically applied at checkout.ZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics at www.Zbiotics.com/BITCHBIBLE Quince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLEBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Andrew makes a rare appearance to attest to Jackie's record-setting recent bitchiness, while she gives the world a warning, reveals her kink, and updates her views on Danielle from Summer House.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jones Road Beauty: Use code Bitchbible to get a free free gift with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comRevolve: Shop at www.Revolve.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order. #REVOLVEpartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbibleOSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off at checkout at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLEWayfair: Get prepped for patio season for way less at www.Wayfair.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is fresh off celebrating herself for Mother's Day and rips overly sentimental holiday social media posts, continues her delayed review of Summer House, and discovers the traits she shares with Joe Jackson.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLEKindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comPique: Unlock 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from a weekend of circus acts, self-care, and Miranda Priestly and recounts a surprising trip to a psychic, reviews the Devil Wears Prada 2, and plans an upcoming Mother's Day argument with Andrew.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.article.com/discount/bibleRevolve: Use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCH SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is getting over being possessed by a mysterious illness and gives her final thoughts about Alex Cooper and Alix Earle, describes how Clyde is a confident but grounded child with bullying in his blood, and expresses her fears for The Devil Wears Prada 2.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Jones Road Beauty: For a limited time, use code bitchbible to get a free Shimmer Face Oil on your first purchase at www.Jonesroadbeauty.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE TO get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie sits down with Morgan Stewart to weigh in on the Alex Cooper/Alix Earle fallout, how they are going to manufacture their own feud, and what's wrong with Lake Arrowhead.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Brodo: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLEKindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIEOSEA: Get 10% off your first order sitewide with code JACKIE at www.OSEAMalibu.comRocket Money: Cancel unwanted subscriptions, monitor your spending, and help lower your bills so you can grow your savings at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLERitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerRevolve: Shop at www.REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartnerQuince: Refresh your spring wardrobe with free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is solo parenting AGAIN and praises women at the Masters, addresses future concerns about her health due to her soon to be protruding clavicles, and navigates the treacherous waters of the injustice of the patriarchy in the media.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to get 15% off at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comWayfair: Shop Way Day from April 25th through the 27th to get up to 80% off with fast and free shipping at www.Wayfair.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has settled into spring and discusses proper parenting at wineries, gives a lukewarm review of Summer House, and tries to explain her alien frog infestation.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Boll & Branch: Get 15% off your first order, plus free shipping with code bitchbible at www.BollAndBranch.com/bitchbibleSKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bibleRevolve: Use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHPique: Get 10% off for life and begin your intentional wind-down journey today at www.Piquelife.com/bibleBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is fresh off a little reckless antiquing to discuss Gloria's termite infestation, her philanthropic passion for serving alcohol in old folks homes, and her Dim the Lights revival performed for the local police department.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Kindred Bravely: Get 20% off your first order at www.KindredBravely.com/JACKIELeesa Mattresses: Use code BIBLE to get 20% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off at www.Lessa.comQuince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Behold Jackie, Destroyer of Content, discusses Taylor Frankie Paul's implosion, Melissa Wood-Tepperberg's self indulgent ADHD diagnosis, and current online trends that she hates.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:BRODO: Get 20% off your first subscription order and use code BITCHBIBLE for an additional $10 off at www.Brodo.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Get 30% off your first online order with code BIBLE at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERevolve: Shop my favorites and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLERevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://skims.com/bible. #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is coming off a social media fast and recounts Gloria's recent near death experience, reviews the Oscars fashion, and graces listeners with answers to their questions.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:AG1: While supplies last, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After reviewing past episodes Jackie realizes the show is as great as it has ever been, issues an apology, discusses her blunt but honest communication style, and extols the sleep benefits of a recreational, domestic argument.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLEWayfair: Find furniture, decor, and essentials that fit your unique style and budget at www.Wayfair.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible. #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from a grueling commercial shoot and talks about the toll of being social, the two approved methods of socialization for females, and a paranormal experience at the Sunset Tower Hotel.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Ashley and Rayna from Girls Gotta Eat to talk about micro-penises, their four and a half hairs, Jackie's recent exorcism, and Pampas grass.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:AG1: For a limited time, get a free AG1 Flavor Sampler and AGZ Sampler, plus free Vitamin D3+K2 and AG1 Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE (edited) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some celebrity TikTok conspiracy theories. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Revolve: For a limited time, use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie makes a strong case for mother of the year with her Valentine's Day dedication to Clyde and his grown up vocabulary, explains to Andrew what a landscape architect does, and pitches herself as a new friend to Rihanna and Adele.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quit with Jones: Take the free quiz and use code BIBLE to get 15% off your personalized quitting journey at www.QuitwithJones.com/BIBLELeesa Mattresses: Get 30% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comPique: Get 10% off for life at www.PiqueforLife.com/bibleRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has been struck by divine inspiration for her backyard renovation and talks about her grand welcome to the stone yard, Clyde's night in Abu Ghraib, and wiping away tears of laughter to be a Good Samaritan.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Merit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHPique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie continues to persevere through facial paralysis to bring you a recap of the Grammys and Clyde's visit to urgent care, while also taking a moment to rip linear lantern light fixtures to shreds.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Pique: Get 10% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from the clinic with 110 units of youthful rejuvenation and fighting through facial paralysis to discuss Emily Maynard's baby, Taylor Swift's text messages to Blake Lively, and makes a huge backyard announcement.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Tonal: Use code BIBLE to get $200 off your Tonal purchase at www.Tonal.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLEQuit with Jones: Use code BIBLE to get 15% when you start your quitting journey at www.quitwithjones.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comLeesa Mattress: Get 20% off, plus an extra $50 off mattresses with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHBoll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% off your first set of sheets, plus free shipping at www.bollandbranch.com/bitchbibleSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie mistakenly posts videos about a friend, replies to the wrong message in the most Jackie way possible, and picks the best song from 2016 to play with funeral photos.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Athletic Greens: Get 3 free AG1 and AGZ Travel Packs, plus free Vitamin D3+K2, and an AG1 Welcome Kit with your first subscription order at www.DrinkAG1.com/BIBLEBoll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% off your first set of sheets, plus free shipping at www.bollandbranch.com/bitchbibleJones Road Beauty: Use code bitchbible to get a free Cool Gloss with your first purchase at www.JonesRoadBeauty.comSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerPique: 20% off your order and begin your intentional wellness journey today at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is sticking with her New Years resolution and sets the financial record straight, does a deep dive into Ashley Tisdale's toxic mom group, and explains why you shouldn't trust people with fake plants and accent walls.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa Mattress: Get 25% off mattresses, plus an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comHero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coMerit Beauty: Get Merit's Signature Makeup Bag with your first order at www.MeritBeauty.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHRitual: For a limited time, save 40% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back and resolves to be bitchier than ever in 2026, laments the derth of proper entertainment, and recaps her first holiday off in years that includes power outages, flooding pools, rodents, spoiling caviar, and an incontinent child.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Pique: Get 20% off your order at www.Piquelife.com/bibleSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerNutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comBetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.