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Jackie leaves the country with a real bang by planning the Bitch Bible retreat at Alcatraz island, shares her most recent valley kabob experience, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber TikTok trauma and why Anne Hathaway is a time traveler.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLEQuince: Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLENutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com Revolve: Shop at REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie has a fresh appreciation for Bitch Bible listeners and gives her new critics a mantra to repeat, shares some big personal news, and contemplates starting a Go Fund Me.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Boll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping during the Memorial Day Sale at www.BollAndBrand.com/bitchbibleOSEA: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your first order site wide at www.OSEAMalibu.comRitual: Save 25% on your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLERocket Money: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at www.RocketMoney.com/BIBLEZBiotics: Use code BITCHBIBLE to get 15% off at checkout at www.ZBiotics.com/BITCHBIBLEWayfair: Get prepped for patio season for way less at www.Wayfair.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a great episode, Jackie recaps how King Richard changed her life, the time she got kicked out of a youth sports league for breaking someone's nose, and warns Megan Fox about being Dutch-ovened.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Article: Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more at www.Article.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerRevolve: Shop at www.REVOLVE.com/BITCH and use code BITCH for 15% off your first order #REVOLVEpartnerQuince: Refresh your spring wardrobe with free shipping and 365-day returns at www.Quince.com/BITCHBIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are joined by the one-and-only Jackie Schimmel of the Bitch Bible podcast for a candid, hilarious discussion not for the easily offended! We are talking about motherhood (why she doesn't identify with being a “mama” and parenting on her own terms), how to not give a f*ck what strangers on the Internet think or say about you, her radical wellness journey and why we all need to be red lighting, and being with a genuinely kind partner when you always want to talk shit. We also discuss crying videos on social media and pop off about what's pissing us off right now, from an insane micro-trend to the worst type of people in public. Before Jackie joins us, we answer an email from a listener wondering how long it takes attraction to grow, and we discuss how to improve your vocabulary. Enjoy! Follow Jackie on Instagram @jackieschimmel and listen to her podcast Bitch Bible.  Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit https://girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Better Help: Therapy can help, get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/gge. Article: Get a beautiful new couch or bed http://article.com. FP Movement: Go to http://fpmovement.com/ to shop their full line of activewear and workout gear.  Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first order and free shipping at https://nutrafol.com with code GGE10.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Quit with Jones: Start your personalized quitting journey and get 15% off with code BIBLE at www.QuitWithJones.com/BIBLERevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://skims.com/bible. #skimspartnerLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie discusses some aesthetic revisions she would like to make in 2022, discovers her husband's childhood attempts at poetry and goes over some celebrity TikTok conspiracy theories. Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Revolve: For a limited time, use code BITCH to get 15% off your first order at www.Revolve.com/BITCHSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Nutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comLeesa Mattress: Get 20% off, plus an extra $50 off mattresses with promo code BIBLE at www.Leesa.comRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHBoll & Branch: Use code bitchbible to get 15% off your first set of sheets, plus free shipping at www.bollandbranch.com/bitchbibleSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Leesa Mattresses: Go to www.Leesa.com for 25% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLEHero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coNutrafol: Use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE to get 30% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Honeylove: Get 20% off at www.honeylove.com/BibleHero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off at www.hero.coPique: Get 20% off for life at www.Piquelife.com/BibleRevolve: Shop my edit, and take 15% off your first order with code BITCH at www.Revolve.com/BITCHWayfair: Shop all things home at www.Wayfair.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop my favorite pajamas at www.SKIMS.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittleSpoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie announces some exciting news (don't worry, she is not pregnant) drops some spicy marital advice and tackles religion (why?).Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bibleHero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coRitual: Get early access to Ritual's Black Friday Sale for 40% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLEHome Chef: For a limited time, get 50% off and free shipping for your first box. Plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLEWayfair: Don't miss out on early Black Friday deals at www.Wayfair.com for up to 70% offSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.comRitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLEHungryroot: For a limited time, get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleHero Bread: Use code BIBLE to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 50% off your first online order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:SKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.com/bibleRitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.Hero.coLittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% of your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Comedian Heather McMahan & podcaster/popstar Jackie Schimmel join Jeff and Shane to talk about Jackie's furry mall experience & Heather's take on flip-flops. Plus, the chumps learn some new words.• • • Want more Jeff Lewis? Click here to sign up for 3 free months of SiriusXM and listen weekdays to "Jeff Lewis Live" from 12-2pE/9-11aP on Radio Andy Channel 102. Plus, tune into The Jeff Lewis Channel for even more Jeff content streaming exclusively on the SiriusXM app channel 789.• • • Host - Jeff LewisGuests - Heather McMahan, Jackie Schimmel, & Shane DouglasSenior Director – Lisa MantineoDirector - Alyssa HeimrichSenior Producer & Editor - Jamison ScalaAssociate Producer – Oscar Beltran Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's Jacqueline Taylor Schimmel-Haas' birthday, and she's been preparing for months her 2025 list of things she hates - some are broad, some are niche, but all of them are felt deeply in her soul.Thanks for supporting my sponsors:Wayfair: Get organized, refreshed, and back to routine for way less at www.Wayfair.comNutrafol: For a limited time, use code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.comSKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie gets her sphincter lasered, creates a fake Instagram for her husband, and has the harsh realization that she may never see Cheryl again.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coHungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleLittle Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.SKIMS.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie deals with her Grammy nomination snub, why some funerals feel like low budge Coachella and delights with some new poetry she penned after a few cocktails of despair.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleLittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coRitual:Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLESKIMS: Shop my favorite bras and underwear at www.skims.com/bible #skimspartnerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New year, same bitch. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www.hero.coHungryroot: For a limited time, get free shipping and 50% off your first box, plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Don't settle for less than evidence-based support. Get 25% off your first month at www.ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Julie & Brandy recap the latest episode of The Trump Sh*tShow, Season 2. It was a slow news week, but the girls cover everything from Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis to Trump's $400 million dollar, middle eastern, gift/bribe. They do their best, but if you're looking for solid research or grounded takes, this episode falls short. CHECK OUT FREE EPISODES OF OUR PATREON PODCASTCHECK OUT OUR T-SHIRTSCHECK OUT THE DEALS FROM OUR SPONSORSNUTRAFOL: Save $10 off your first month + free shipping! Go to www.Nutrafol.com and enter promo code DGP at checkout!**************** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DGP *** Gay Podcast *** Political Podcast *** Lesbian *** Bravo *** Housewives *** Queer *** Liberal **** LGBTQ **** Killer Burlesque *** Host *** PortlandSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is joined by Hannah Berner to discuss a myriad of things that will ultimately get them the presidential suite whilst burning in the depths of hell.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www.Hungryroot.com/bitchbibleRitual: Get 25% off your first month at www.Ritual.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Simplify your kiddo's mealtime with 30% off your first order with code BIBLE at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLEHero Bread: Get 10% off your order with code JACKIE at www.hero.coSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is overdue for a solo ep, and this one's delightfully unhinged—in a post-great Mother's Day kind of way. She kicks things off with the Taylor Swift subpoena drama, Blake Lively's messy role, and why Taylor is clearly the real victim. She also reflects on her first actually relaxing Mother's Day: sleeping in, family breakfast, and sweet, sweet alone time. While digging through old memory boxes, Stassi found her fashion inspo scrapbooks and realized she's always been that girl. Her style? “Ornamented minimalism.” Plus, she's coming in hot with a Mini Kelly rant—let's just say she has more to say after her appearance on Jackie Schimmel's podcast Bitch Bible. And yes, Hartford's new full-on Spice Girls obsession complete with daily Spice World screenings brings everything full circle.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Ro: Ro's Insurance Checker lets you know if you're covered for GLP-1s for free. Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance checkPluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Minnow: Go to shopminnow.com and enter code SHOPMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order. Splendid: Receive 20% off when you go to Splendid.com and use promo code STASSI at checkout or when you shop at Splendid in stores.iRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser and HUGE savings on the iRestore Illumina Face Mask with code Stassi at irestore.com/Stassi! #irestorepodSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We discuss Kristen's return to the Bitch Bible and is she creating more scandal and shade. New clues about Kristen's baby name. Luke and Jax's friendship, Sandoval on the Johnny Bananas podcast and a full recap of Vanderpump Villa Ep 1& 2 and what is needed! And we end with more on Kristen, Brittany, poop knives and LaBuBu's.Email us at :Vanderpumprulesparty@gmail.comCome check out our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/c/vanderpumprulespartyThis podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Magellan AI - https://docsend.com/view/5vdvbdx7cr4tikmyClaritas - https://claritas.com/privacy-legalPodscribe - https://podscribe.com/privacy

Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutVIIA: If you're 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide! Go to https://viia.co/BIBLE and use code Bible!Little Spoon: Simplify your kiddo's mealtime with 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLERitual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.ritual.com/BIBLESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Legendary host of the Bitch Bible podcast JACKIE SCHIMMEL chats with Heather about the worst age for a baby, how to clean a Stanley mug, the FIRST time Jackie was kicked off Instagram, being annoyed with your partner for no justifiable reason, why Jackie loves when her husband gets sick, the cutthroat environment of kindergarten admissions, HOW TO RANK YOUR FAVORITE CHILD, and Jackie's birthday plan to bond with her closest friends over their collective hatred of other people :)We have deals for YOU!!The RealReal: Try Heather's trusted resource for authenticated luxury resale! Get $25 OFF off your first purchase at TheRealReal.com/dubrowHero Bread: It's Heather's favorite bread! Get 10% off your order at Hero.co and use code LETSTALKProgressive: Wanna save on car insurance? Visit Progressive.com to see how much you can save!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.Thanks for supporting my sponsors!Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at www.Apostrophe.com/BIBLEThis episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE to get 10% off your first monthHero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE at checkoutHome Chef: For a limited time, get 18 Free Meals plus Free Dessert for life and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLELittle Spoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE and enter code BIBLE at checkout See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Podcaster and pop star Jackie Schimmel and comedian Zach Noe Towers join the chumps to chat about motivating kids, chain restaurant orders, and Jackie's theory about men who drive white cars.• • • Want more Jeff Lewis? Click here to sign up for 3 free months of SiriusXM and listen weekdays to "Jeff Lewis Live" from 12-2pE/9-11aP on Radio Andy Channel 102. Plus, tune into The Jeff Lewis Channel for even more Jeff content streaming exclusively on the SiriusXM app channel 789.• • • Host - Jeff LewisGuests - Jackie Schimmel, Zach Noe Towers, & Shane DouglasDirector - Alyssa HeimrichSenior Producer & Editor - Jamison ScalaPhone Screener – Oscar Beltran

The iconic Bitch Bible podcast host Jackie Schimmel joins Heather to talk about being a new mom, having pink eye in Paris during fashion week, Jackie's bird phobia, microdosing on shrooms, the politics of reality TV, the latest news swirling around Bravo, AND MUCH MORE! Original Airdate: 03/21/2024 We have deals for you!! Seed: Got problems with bloating? Get your order of DS-01 at Seed.com/heather and use code 25HEATHER for 25% off your first month! Happy Mammoth: Manage your hormones! Get 15% off your first order at HappyMammoth.com and use code HEATHER Thrive Cause-metics: Get 20% off the beauty products that Heather uses at ThriveCausemetics.com/dubrow Hero Bread: It's Heather's favorite bread! Get 10% off at Hero.co and use code HEATHER

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.   Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Fabric: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Start investing in your child today at www.meetfabric.com/BIBLE Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE LittleSpoon: Get 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE

The chumps chat about using self-checkout, the downside of gift cards, and becoming official with the person you're dating.• • • Want more Jeff Lewis? Click here to sign up for 3 free months of SiriusXM and listen weekdays to "Jeff Lewis Live" from 12-2pE/9-11aP on Radio Andy Channel 102. Plus, tune into The Jeff Lewis Channel for even more Jeff content streaming exclusively on the SiriusXM app channel 789.• • • Host - Jeff LewisGuests -Jackie Schimmel, Mercedes Javid, & Shane DouglasDirector - Alyssa HeimrichSenior Producer & Editor - Jamison ScalaPhone Screener – Oscar Beltran 

Jackie enters another dangerous stream of consciousness after learning about her astrological chart. She discusses the atrocity of gender reveals, Chris Evans penis, and her new found wellness journey with an unexpected cameo from husband Andrew live from the doghouse! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: Get ten dollars off your first month's subscription and free shipping with promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com

Happy Hanukkah-Eve! We're celebrating the best way we know how — by re-releasing Jackie's 2018 drunk Hanukkah episode. Jackie dunks on the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, tells you why small talk is dead, and plots to take down her annoying neighbor with laxative muffins. L'Chaim! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping at www.Nutrafol.com with promo code BIBLE Honeylove: Save up to 20% off sitewide at www.Honeylove.com/Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com by using the code JACKIE at checkout GDefy Shoes: Go to www.GDEFY.com and use code BIBLE for 50% off your entire order Squarespace: Go to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE

This week, we're reminiscing on Jackie's Christmas past, and taking you back to 2021, when Jackie had one too many Christmas martinis and decided to get behind the mic. She gets into her love of male strippers, why Emily in Paris needs to be sluttier, and confesses her childhood sins in a last-ditch attempt to get on the Nice List. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! HIYA: Receive 50% off your first order at www.hiyahealth.com/BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE Qualia: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off Sundays: Get 40% off your first order at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE or use code BIBLE at checkout Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive probiotic and Just Calm with promo code BITCHBIBLE at www.JustThriveHealth.com

Jackie talks about bringing Grandma Gloria to "Paris" and how she nearly died over steak frites, why Andrew and her almost divorced and what to do when you catch your significant other watching porn! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month

Jackie Schimmel joins Call Her Daddy and she has a lot to say. After roasting the CHD studio, Jackie reflects on her personal evolution and how she went from a gingivitis-having, headgear-wearing preteen to the beautiful Bitch Bible creator she is today. Jackie is so recklessly confident that she faked a diploma from UCLA in order to get a job - and it worked. We've all encountered a high school or college mean girl, but how do we handle mean girls in adulthood? Alex and Jackie discuss their experiences with mean women and give advice on how to respond with humor. Jackie opens up about the loss of her mom. She shares how she handles grief and advises exactly what NOT to say to someone who is dealing with loss. Jackie comes in hot this episode to defend the ankle boot, praise super-ultra tampons and compare her local Home Depot to the Victoria's Secret runway.

Jackie sits down with Alex Cooper from the "Call Her Daddy" podcast to talk about her public media crisis, psychological warfare, friend break ups, plus dating tips and sex life.   This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com just use the code JACKIE at checkout PrettyLitter: Save 20% on your first order and a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: Get 15% off your next gift at www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month PrettyLitter: Use code "bible" at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy Sono Bello: Save big during Sono Bello's friends and family fall savings event. Schedule your free consultation now at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE

Jackie sits down with Brad Goreski to talk fashion, housewives and marital psychotic moments.  

Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss.  

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need.

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!

Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!  

#758. Join Kaitlyn Bristowe as she chats with the irreverent and hilarious Jackie Schimmel, host of "The Bitch Bible" podcast. In this laugh-out-loud episode, Jackie shares her wild career path, from faking a diploma with Microsoft Paint to becoming an infamous receptionist who just couldn't get fired. Hear about her early days of blogging, learning to code, and eventually turning her aggressive public diary into a top comedy podcast! Jackie reveals her unapologetic take on motherhood, her infamous pop culture hot takes, and the unexpected twists and turns of her life. Don't miss this rollercoaster of an episode filled with sharp wit, candid confessions, and plenty of laughs! If you're LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (8:03) - The story behind Jackie's fake diploma and her attempt to get fired from her receptionist job. (11:52) - How Jackie started her blog, "The Bitch Bible” (22:25) - Jackie opens up about her journey of motherhood. (38:51) - A tale about her neighbor's missing arm during COVID that turned into a murder mystery in her house. Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! BOLL & BRANCH: Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets when you use promo code Vine15 at BollAndBranch.com. Progressive: Quote at Progressive.com

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac.

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional.

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette".

A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www.HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-time grand opening rates and a free speedboat excursion for two