The Tight End With Miguel

This week, Miguel's microphone was backwards. The bois talk creating a character called Qanon-Ken, there's some royalty getting older talk. There's a Miguel's Mistakes, then there's Johnny Depp and Amber heard talk, and capping it all off is the classic debate of what is "hot". Xoxo luv u

This week the boys talk about a great twitter loss. Then Miguel throws shade at everyone he possibly can (especially TSwift and red heads). Come for the shade, stay for the bok choy.

The bois are back!! This week Miguel and Andrew shake the rust off after a lengthy high anus. It's unhinged and great!

This week the fellas discuss an NFL breakup in Sports News. There's some shamelessly shameful reality tv talk, Miguel again stands up for fraudsters, and then gives a Righteous Gemstones rec. Then there's some Marie Antoinette talk, and Miguel stands up for fictional villains. There's some men's underwear talk. Then Andrew gives a frantic and very disjointed overview of the ongoing situation in Ukraine. Then there's some talk about some terrible laws passing in Texas and Florida. Xoxo luv u

This week Miguel doesn't know what a computer is. There's some skincare fridge talk, some plastic surgeon killing a patient talk, and some Super Bowl talk. Andrew gives two album recommendations and Miguel gives a playlist recommendation. The boys review the halftime show and Miguel tries to not cancel JLo. Then the boys talk Kanye being Kanye. Xoxo luv u

This week there is wonderful mic check. There's an Idaho pop culture related podcast recommendation and some reboot woke talk. There's a lot of Housewives (cult) talk. Miguel picks a Super bowl winner. There's some people pleasing talk. Andrew caught an IG block for the first time because he rejected a crypto scam. Also Miguel is okay with dudes getting scammed. We missed u xoxo

This week, the truth is revealed; Andrew is pedantic. There is some going on dates with odd looking celebs talk, a David Spade runaround, and some Tumblr talk. Andrew can't watch shows the way other people do and gives a YouTube channel review. Miguel reviews The Flight Attendant. There's more Euphoria talk. Miguel also reviews Servant. Xoxo luv u

This week, Miguel talks getting into baking. There's some former Bon Appetit host discussion as well as some French chef shade. There's some learning French and Spanish talk. Friend of the show Nathan writes in with an interesting Wikipedia article. Miguel breaks down an elaborate cake he's going to make. Miguel gives a review of Euphoria season 2. Then there's some cartel talk. It's a nice relaxing episode. Luv u xoxo

Miguel is upset with the USPS. There's an RIP John Madden and an Antonio Brown update in Sports News. Miguel has become an anti vaxxer. Andrew has an apology. There's a Ghislaine update, an RIP Betty White, some No Country For Old Men talk, and some lovely other banter. Love u xoxo

This week, Andrew has a bad time at the endodontist and reviews a Scottish castle renovation show. There's a brief music corner featuring a Britney vs Christina convo. Miguel pronounces Nickelodeon wrong several times. Miguel reviews the new Matrix, as well as Emily in Paris. Luv u xoxo

This week, there's a quick sports news. Then there's a lot of shopping, underwear, and cooking talk. No seriously, that's pretty much it. Luv u xoxo

This week the bois discuss Miguel's unfortunate fall down some stairs. There's some WWII munitions in the ass talk, there's a Spotify wrapped round up, there's some small talk about small talk. Andrew reviews a 20/20 special about the Turpin family and a 60 Minutes episode about Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga (squeelas stand up). Miguel has a positive book review, but is not happy with the Sex and the City reboot. Andrew has a "The Pizzagate Massacre" review that devolves into a mixed conspiracy talk and a Ghislaine Maxwell trial update. Xoxo luv u hun.

This week Miguel and Andrew talk the Twins locking up Byron Buxton on sports news. Andrew apologizes for misidentifying a beaver. Miguel goes on a long pro capitalism tirade. There is a heated Chrissy Teigen debate and Andrew poorly explains the Mandela Effect. A cooking challenge is given. Andrew talks about his broken brain and how random music gets stuck on his head. There's the worlds shortest Drag Race Round Up. Please enjoy this all over the place episode. Xoxo luv u

This week Miguel and Andrew talk Vikings beating the Packers and Antonio Browns fake fake vax card in Sports News. Miguel has a pleading statement for the restaurant Amano. There's a review of 2011's Hostel III. Andrew gives a review of Scowl's album "How Flowers Grow". There's some Housewives talk, some Von Dutch talk, some Midwest talk, some Balkan YouTube comments talk. Miguel talks about how he's interested in the psychology of cults and cults of personality. Then there a real quick Drag Race roundup because Andrew is an idiot and spoiled it for himself. Xoxo luv u hun

The boys are back in fucking town. Miguel explains the high anus the show took. There's some Cara Delevingne shade thrown by Miguel, helping people move talk, an extra long pot roast segment, some skin care talk, some philosophical sugar daddy talk, a Taylor Swift Red review, a vague Dune review, and some other pleasantries. Xoxo luv u hun

This week, Miguel and Andrew discuss what it means to be baby. In sports news Jon Gruden had a bit of an oopsie. There's a Cooking With Paris and a Squid Game review. There's a bizarre technical difficulty that throws the show off the rails. Geologist of the show Marcel wrote in. Then there is a MASSIVE Drag Race Round Up. Remember, nobody puts baby in a corner. Xoxo luv u, uk hon?

We're BACK and better than ever. This week, Miguel and Andrew discuss a sultry Snapchat video and a DEA raid in Sports News. Miguel talks who's hotter between Aaron Rodgers and Joe Burrow. Then as is par for the course, there is a deluge of spidery tangents, in which Miguel spews a lot of pent up hate. From the Kim K. SNL appearance, Addison Rae and Matty Mathison having a cooking show, some Elizabeth Holmes confusion, a lot of Lil Nas X talk, slut pig bottoms, Michael Cera, Jonah Hill, and Jesse Eisenberg hate. There's a Call Be By My Name movie review for some reason. Then the bois talk about what they've watching with a Squid Game and Midnight Mass review. It's a rollercoaster so buckle in and get ready for next week when the Drag Race Roundup makes it's triumphant return. XOXO luv u innit.

WE'RE BACK BAYBEE! This week, Andrew and Miguel discuss the sad state of Minnesota sports in Sports News. Then there a WHOLE lotta Met Gala talk with some wild winding tangents tangled in (ofc). Miguel then recaps his cute little Portland trip. The Drag Race Roundup returns next week, so stay tuned! XOXO luv u and solidarity forever.

This week, Andrew and Miguel discuss a crushing Vikings loss, and the world of Sports Fashion in sports news. Andrew reviews The D'Amelio Show, and recommends something much more juicy. The Boys then break down the best reality show countries. Miguel gives a movie review, and there's some Matrix talk. In the Drag Race Roundup, Miguel reviews the Jan Show and gives his overall Pride experience. XOXO love u.

This week, Miguel and Andrew talk Cam Newton getting cut and ESPN getting conned in Sports News. Then there's a lot of Tick Talk, and a review of Selena + Chef which ends in a karmic disaster. There's a Miguel's Media Magic show review, and a bad Beyoncé list. All capped off with the final edition of the Drag Race Round Up.

This week, Miguel and Andrew talk the Ronaldo transfer in Sports news. There's more Beyoncé debate, Andrew misspoke last week, a story of getting shot at, an Onlyfans/beauty creator update, a guerilla marketing scheme, a man pursuing a new DJ'ing hobby, some Ryan Murphy shade, a bunch of bad accents,and many more non sequitur tangents. Then, the boys get into the real meat and potatoes in another rendition of the Drag Race Roundup. Stick around until the end for a nice surprise. Andrew typed this with one hand because of a severe karma incident, but that will have to wait for next week. XOXO bella chaio

This week, Andrew forgets to introduce the show. He then scrapes the bottom of the barrel for some Tebow talk in sports news. After that, Miguel and Andrew talk Onlyfans banning explicit content (for a whileeee) and Miguel triggers Andrew into an incoherent tangent on big tech, payment processers, and the first amendment. There's some excitement brewing as the boys are going to get to see Jan AND Kylie Sonique Love at Pride. There's then a whole host of tangents before they get into the game within a game in this week's Drag Race Round Up.

This week, Andrew and Miguel briefly talk Messi going to PSG in sports news. In Andrew's Apologies, Liechtenstein is indeed a country, just not where he thought. Miguel attends a local drag show and Andrew has his first official hater in Miguel's Musings. Miguel takes a Jungian personality test. We have a #freebritney update, and a tale about saving a hummingbird. And finally, a very interesting edition of the Drag Race Roundup. Validate us zaddys, XOXO

This week Andrew and Miguel discuss Messi leaving Barcelona in Sports News. Andrew gives a brief apology, and Miguel reciprocates with one of his own. In Andrew's Anecdotes, he (poorly) reads a mysterious article from 2009 with a payoff that you'll surely want to miss. Miguel goes into detail about how to properly go out swinging, as well as a vivid description of how to disable a home intruder. And as always, they top it all off with another great edition of the Drag Race Roundup.

This week, Miguel and Andrew talk Simone Biles and Mexico vs. USA in Sports News. In Andrew's Anecdotes, we say RIP to Joey Jordison, explain Andrew's insane reply guy behavior, and talk about a TikTok assassination. Miguel shares a mental health update in Miguel's Mental Magic. And finally, Miguel goes HARD IN THE PAINT for Drag Race Roundup. It's a tirade you won't want to miss.

This week Andrew and Miguel discuss Miguel's important conversation with his mom in Miguel's Mind Magic. Andrew talks about his inability to dance (again) even when being coached by several people. In sports news, the Andrew's rooting curse continues, the Indians have a new name, and Nathan's Kraken draft update. In Andrew's apologies, he corrects an MMA name mix up. Then there's a tragedy, a short Lorde singe review, and Miguel's likely ability to be literally bulletproof. There's also a lot of Andrew gushing about his deep love of Emma Roberts, and a very exciting Drag Race Roundup. Xoxo

This week Miguel and Andrew discuss the Euro Cup Final, Matisse Thybulle's YouTube return, the result of McGregor vs Poirier 3, and NFL arrests in Sports News. Miguel is forced to apologize to to an entire population of people, a friendsurection is happening via our email, a #freebritney update, and Andrew is probably listening to too much Olivia Rodrigo. There's plenty of anger in The Drag Race Round Up. And finally, we wrap with Andrew getting his birth chart read (that's for all the crystal mommies out there).

This week in sports news, Andrew and Miguel re-predict the Euro Cup Winner, talk Aaron Rodgers not playing (maybe), and the McGregor vs Poirier 3 fight. We discover that Miguel is officially a clairvoyant manifester. Andrew apologizes for some things in a new segment: Andrew's Apologies. Miguel debuts a new segment, the Gossip Girl Rant. There's a plea for a random woman to resume her BPD meds, and of course, there is plenty of talk about Episode 4 of All Stars in the Drag Race Roundup. 

This week Miguel and Andrew avoid electronic disaster, predict the Euro 2020 winner, and talk NCAA player brand deals. There's also a #freebritney update, corrections corner (sorry MFM), casual Bill Cosby talk, and of course, a way too long Drag Race Round Up. Also Andrew forgot to do the post production stingers (I'll do them when Miguel gives me some money).

Miguel and Andrew discuss this week's sports news, the Britney conservatorship, an irrational fear of bridges, and debut an all new segment; The Drag Race Roundup. Join us every week (Andrew speaking: This will have more sports come NFL season, if you don't like it in it's current form, I really, really do not care. Love ya!)