Two Moms + a Mic

Gold joins the moms for too much bourbon, woo and fuckery. #wtf #birthday #briggscartunes #toomuch #shaman #woo #motherearth

Michael joins the moms while Dodson acknowledges the elephant in the room. #honestly #divorce #datingapp #goaway #baldisbeautiful #single #garden #wtf

Friend of the show, Michael, returns for a 3-part episode series. The Briggs twins turn 18. Things are legal, different, and yet very much still the same. #18 #legal #birthday #twins #militarydraft #tryflushing #canyouflush #havehope #youngadult #gold

The Moms solemnly discuss panic attacks and the very real existence of too much stress. #420 #genx #platinum #middleaged #layoffthebiotin #panic #wakeupcall #stuartsmiley #anxiety #fightorflight #panic

The Moms joyfully reminisce and interview author Sandra V. Feder about her new book, “Angry Me.” “Angry Me” is a children’s book which explores the idea of working through emotions as a child and how we support our children as parents. Available for purchase at amazon.com and all major bookstores. Find out more about Sandra’s work @sandravfeder on Instagram. #validateyourkids #raiseyourchildrenwell #toddlertoteen #inspiredmoms #sassy #strongparents #empowered #emphatic

Briggs and Dodson sit down with friend and rock star, Molly Callinan to get real about the decision not to have children. #nokids #jcpenney #freedon #grassisgreener #covidbush #shave #razors #wldoho #bourbon #drinkallday

Briggs and Dodson reflect on their youth as it relates (or doesn't) to modern day mothering. #nuttin #getajob #entitlement #starbucks #deprivationtank #hardship #90s #noevidence #blizzardwalk

The moms revel in catharsis and let loose in another WTF episode. #wtf #fword ##momsthatswear #fthis #hell #poopingworkers #talkingdick #pamandtommy #bunion #canteen #fallonyourass #coffeedump

The moms try to figure out how to actually care for themselves, holistically, while living in chaos. This episode was lovingly sponsored by Creekside Press. Creeksidepress.co offers amazing planners that support self-care, balance, productivity, and wellness. Make yourself a priority, and order your planner today. Use the code TWOMOMS10 for 10% off your order. #loveyourself #calgon #bubbles #help #wine #sustainability #leavemealone #mindset #selfcare #twomoms #lifeplanners #creeksidepress #getit

Briggs and Dodson host the Top Dads...the younger, male version of themselves. The self-proclaimed Top Dad Podcasters bring equally foul mouths, a love for bourbon, and inappropriate humor to the mic. Check out the amazing Top Dad Podcast on linktr.ee/topdad Follow the Top Dads on Facebook and Instagram @topdadpod #dads #napervillepodcasters #sandwiches #yomama #pullups #niblet #dadjokes #nocap #bruh #brochacho #topdads

Briggs and Dodson host the Top Dads...the younger, male version of themselves. The self-proclaimed Top Dad Podcasters bring equally foul mouths, a love for bourbon, and inappropriate humor to the mic. Check out the amazing Top Dad Podcast on linktr.ee/topdad Follow the Top Dads on Facebook and Instagram @topdadpod #dads #napervillepodcasters #sandwiches #yomama #pullups #niblet #dadjokes #nocap #bruh #brochacho #topdads

Briggs and Dodson host Chris Tompkins, author, teacher, and LGBTQ advocate to discuss his work and his critically important book, Raising LGBTQ Allies. You can find Chris at aroadtriptolove.com Follow him on social media at https://www.facebook.com/aroadtriptolove and https://www.instagram.com/aroadtriptolove/?utm_medium=copy_link His book is for sale here: https://www.amazon.com/Chris-Tompkins/e/B08LP6N9QP%3Fref=dbs_a_mng_rwt_scns_share Cheers and Love. #buythisbook #allies #learning #lgbtq #sameplayground #christompkins #lovealwayswins #oneofourfaves

The moms could use their own safe space while they discuss disciplining vs. punishing their over-empowered children. Also, Briggs stands in a maggot pile and the Dodson dog ate a Covid test. #garbagejuice #gotojail #stayoutofjail #maggotsandsnot #staleweed #ruletheworld #juryduty #wtf #lawyerfees #fuckmountainssuck #bansheeyell We would like to thank our amazing sponsor partner for this episode, Smartass and Sass! If you love to laugh, have a sarcastic sense of humor, and have the mouth of a sailor, you're in a safe space. Welcome to the brand that says EXACTLY what you're thinking (so your mouth won't have to). We're all about three main things: Shopping Small: Focus on championing awesome products made by artists and small businesses and paying fair prices. We also design a few of our own snarky goods in-house.Snark, Sass, and Sarcasm: Our subscribers (and the S&S team) love sassy products! We vibe on all types of sarcasm, and our favorite words definitely have four letters!A Variety of Products: We have everything from sweary stickies to mouthy mugs, and we regularly survey subscribers to see what goods they're wanting.Looking for a regular shipment of sarcasm? We offer 3 subscription options starting at $15.95 + shipping per month. Get a sassy soft-blend shirt, 5-7 hilarious items, or all of the above! Sign up for our subscription and treat yourself to a monthly surprise of sass that fits your personality.Not ready for a monthly commitment? We also have an online shop with 150+ items crafted and curated for sassholes!Two Moms would like to offer our podcast listeners a special promo code: MOM10 for 10% off your first subscription order! Check out www.smartassandsass.com to see all the goods!Follow Smartass and Sass on Facebook and Instagram: @smartassandsass

Dodson finds catharsis in ranting about her daughter's kidney stone drama. #actualfuck #kidneystones #uti #lordwilling #blackmarket #911 #surgery #mommytantrum #headswillroll

The Moms host a young, candid and wise mom to talk about guilt, shit management, graduated asses, and prison threats. #drama #wit #prison #fiber #guilt #stayalive #wipeyourass #jugglefire #somekidsflush

The Moms host a young, candid and wise mom to talk about guilt, shit management, graduated asses, and prison threats. #drama #wit #prison #fiber #guilt #stayalive #wipeyourass #jugglefire #somekidsflush

The Moms have a new appreciation for open schools, driving privileges, charcuterie boards, and all the fuckery life brings. #gotoschool #wtf #driveyourself #carwreck #nobiggie #dontcrash #stopcrashing #charcuterie #sharkplates #fancylazy #egged #cheesed

The Moms have a new appreciation for open schools, driving privileges, charcuterie boards, and all the fuckery life brings. #gotoschool #wtf #driveyourself #carwreck #nobiggie #dontcrash #stopcrashing #charcuterie #sharkplates #fancylazy #egged #cheesed

The moms share their bizarre Karen experiences and explore the phenomenon of kids who don’t flush.Turns out, Briggs is an expert plunger, and Dodson still runs her potty mouth.#wtfkaren #wtf #karensucks #karendoesntflush #dontpokebriggs #briggsbear #karenculture #shitwater #mellowyellow #browndown #pottymouth #plunge THANK YOU to our wonderful sponsors for this episode:Formulate Hair Care: www.formulate.coUsual Wines: usualwines.com Check them out!!

The moms share their bizarre Karen experiences and explore the phenomenon of kids who don’t flush.Turns out, Briggs is an expert plunger, and Dodson still runs her potty mouth.#wtfkaren #wtf #karensucks #karendoesntflush #dontpokebriggs #briggsbear #karenculture #shitwater #mellowyellow #browndown #pottymouth #plunge THANK YOU to our wonderful sponsors for this episode:Formulate Hair Care: www.formulate.coUsual Wines: usualwines.com Check them out!!

The moms host an ultra version of themselves and gain all kinds of perspective. #sweetsixteen#humble#ultramarathons#femaleforrestgump#creepers#fakebaby#gemmist#usualwines Thank you to our wonderful sponsors for this episode: Gemmist Hair Care: gemmist.comUsual Wines: usualwines.com

The moms host an ultra version of themselves and gain all kinds of perspective. #sweetsixteen#humble#ultramarathons#femaleforrestgump#creepers#fakebaby#gemmist#usualwines

With conflicted hearts, we bring back one of our most vulnerable and poignant episodes. The Darkness Episode. Life is short, and memories are rich. Dedicated to our dear friend, Kimberley Sandford. #darknessisreal #fuckcancer #apintforkim #tomcruiseisadouche #podcasts #realtalk #tabootopics #formulate #gemmist #usualwines

Briggs and Dodson both literally fall down, but optimism and wit are high when it comes to their teens driving automobiles. After all, bikes and roller skates only get you so far and Uber rides are clearly confusing. #fallandrise#brakeforgeese#dontbrakeforsquirrels#nospeeding#getajob#coexist We want to give a big SHOUT OUT to our wonderful sponsors for this episode: FORMULATEAre you tired of the guess-and-test method when it comes to hair care? Formulate is the world's first personalized hair care formulation chemistry service! Head on over to www.formulate.co/podcast and complete the brief hair questionnaire and use promo code: TWOMOMS at checkout. Order today and you will get a second order FREE! SMILEBRILLIANTDo you grind your teeth in your sleep?● If so you're among 40 million other Americans who do. Whether it’s stress, anxiety, or an abnormal bite, chronic teeth grinding will lead to: worn enamel, tooth decay, sleeplessness, and expensive dental procedures.● The #1 teeth grinding prevention recommended by dentists is the custom-fitted night guard. However, it's costly with the average dentist charging $200-$300 per guard and you will grind through several per year.● Using Smile Brilliant's lab-direct process you can get the same custom-fitted night guards for as little as $45 per guard.● Additionally, Smile Brilliant has custom-fitted teeth whitening trays and the cariPRO electric toothbrush.● Head over to www.smilebrilliant.com and use TWOMOMS at checkout for 30% off! GEMMISTRecently, the Two Moms have had the opportunity to try out Gemmist hair care products and we've been so happy with these amazing products! We've been told that our hair "smells amazing" and I absolutely LOVE that I can easily pull a comb through my wet hair after using Gemmist conditioner! GIVE IT A TRY!Right now our listeners can try Gemmist and get 20% off a shampoo and conditioner subscription! Just visit https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102 to get your personalized recommendation and enter TWOMOMS20 at checkout for 20% off and FREE 2-day shipping!

The Moms tackle the taboo subject of puberty with an overdose of honesty. #teensreek #moonparty #onionsmell #tampons #podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Reel Paper is a paper product brand that makes tree-free products made from 100% bamboo. They use all plastic-free, biodegradeable materials and provide FREE home delivery! With each toilet paper roll you buy, you give back to those in need of clean toilets around the world. Use our special promo code, TWOMOMS to receive 25% off your 1st subscription order at www.reelpaper.com Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS20. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount! https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS20&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102

Is it a compliment, or an insult to be called a MILF? Hell if we know. All we know is that we are amazingly expert at embarrassing our teens. We'd like to thank our wonderful sponsors for this episode, Reel Paper and Smile Brilliant! #milf#momsinrobes#areyoualive#notfrumpy#blondes#notcool#embarrassingmoms#reelpaper#smilebrilliant

Briggs and Dodson talk about how they manage the teen birthdays in their families...even when they are much too cool to celebrate. We'd like to thank our sponsors for this episode, Podcorn and Reel Paper! Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Reel Paper is a paper product brand that makes tree-free products made from 100% bamboo. They use all plastic-free, biodegradeable materials and provide FREE home delivery! With each toilet paper roll you buy, you give back to those in need of clean toilets around the world. Use our special promo code, TWOMOMS to receive 25% off your 1st subscription order at www.reelpaper.com #teenbirthdays#forcedfamilyfun#sweetsixteen#showup#vanhalenorvanhagar#trammellcrowcameltoe#chuckecheeseisgross

The moms sit down with rock legend, Jim Peterik to talk about parenting, music lyrics, and what it was like for him to become a dad while living rock stardom life. #survivor #goldenchild #eyeofthetiger #welovejim#podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount! https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102

The moms sit down with rock legend, Jim Peterik to talk about parenting, music lyrics, and what it was like for him to become a dad while living rock stardom life. #survivor #goldenchild #eyeofthetiger #welovejim#podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount! https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102

The Moms tackle the taboo subject of puberty with an overdose of honesty. #teensreek #moonparty #onionsmell #tampons #podcorn #gemmist Thank you to our amazing sponsors for this episode: Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount! https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102

The Two Moms let loose on how the school shut downs, E-Learning and cancellation of extra-curricular activities have affected the mental health of their multiple teenagers over this past year. #zoomanddoom#screensalldaylong#mentalhealthisasimportantasphysicalhealth#honorthebrain#beinnovative#teensincrisis#dipoutofclass#homeschooling#whatthehellisanime#whatthehellissus#briggsstopsayingyouknow#podcorn#gemmist We would like to thank our amazing sponsors for this episode, Podcorn and Gemmist! www.podcorn.comwww.gemmist.com Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Click the link and it will auto-apply your discount! https://gemmist.com/?promo=TWOMOMS&utm_source=micropodcast&utm_medium=jaybird&utm_campaign=202102

The Two Moms let loose on how the school shut downs, E-Learning and cancellation of extra-curricular activities have affected the mental health of their multiple teenagers over this past year. #zoomanddoom#screensalldaylong#mentalhealthisasimportantasphysicalhealth#honorthebrain#beinnovative#teensincrisis#dipoutofclass#homeschooling#whatthehellisanime#whatthehellissus#briggsstopsayingyouknow#podcorn#gemmist We would like to thank our amazing sponsors for this episode, Podcorn and Gemmist! www.podcorn.comwww.gemmist.com Podcorn is a marketplace connecting podcasters of all sizes to wonderful sponsorship opportunities. There is no middle man, and podcasters set their own rates for the ads. Click on www.podcorn.com to start browsing your own sponsorship opportunities! Gemmist is a hair care brand backed by science! Go to www.gemmist.com to take the quick online hair quiz! Their algorithm will make shampoo/conditioner recommendations based on your hair data. Your hair will look and feel amazing! Two Moms and a Mic would like to offer our listeners 20% off your subscription to Gemmist hair products with our special promo code: TWOMOMS. Cheers!!!

Dodson is a potty mouth and her kids are too. Briggs says "no swearing" but she doesn't really mean it. #bitchinandbourbon #dumptruck #dumbfuck #wearmasks #kidsdontknowshit #dodsonwoowoofreak #joineby #empoweredbyyou #seamless #swansonhealth#swansonvitamins We'd like to thank our amazing sponsors for this episode, EBY Seamless Panties and Swanson Health! Eby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose! Check out their website: www.joineby.com, Instagram: @joineby, and Facebook: EBY Use our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase! Check out Swanson Health at www.swansonvitamins.com for discount vitamins & supplements, natural health products and organic foods. Instagram: @swansonvitamins and Facebook: Swanson Health Use our special promo code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off your purchase!

If Dodson's girls were not in Zoom School, she would not find dripping yogurt on the stairs during the day, and Briggs would not witness a 16 year old boy mooning a high school teacher on a Zoom class. We agree that Zoom School has become a collective nightmare. #zoomschool #wtf #donotmoonyourteachers #pickupthedogpoop #flushthetoilet #findyourwins #swansonhealth #eby #ebyseamlesspanties #himalayabotanique #himalayabotaniquetoothpaste We would like to thank our amazing sponsors for Episode 35: Swanson Health (swansonvitamins.com), EBY Seamless Panties (joineby.com) and Himalaya Botanique Toothpaste (amazon.com). EBY Promo Code: MOMS20 for 20% off!HIMALAYA TOOTHPASTE Promo Code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off!SWANSON HEALTH Promo Code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off!

The moms host their friend and icon of bravery, Heather Queen. Heather shares her very raw journey of breast cancer with a huge dose of reason and a dash of wit. Raise your glasses to breast cancer awareness month. ----#shesaqueen #checkyourboobs #tattoonipple #Eby #seamlessunderwear #swansonhealth #swansonvitamins #selfcare

The Moms host their friend Stevenson, also known as Chicago's DJ diasfunK, to discuss the culture of parenting today as it relates to explicit lyrics.You can find diasfunK on Twitter @7inchesofsound, Instagram @the7inchesofsound and on Twitch twitch.tv/diasfunkofficialCHEERS!Today's episode was sponsored by Eby Seamless Underwear and Usual WinesEby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and keep your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose!Check out their NEW website: www.joineby.comInstagram: @joinebyFacebook: EBYUse our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase!Attention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low-carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz. bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California such as Napa Valley and Sonoma. They are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website: www.usualwines.comInstagram: @usualwinesFacebook: UsualUse our special promo code: TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!

The moms share a few of their recent and most vivid WTF moments. Briggs fashions melasma and face mask stains. Dodson fashions hot pink pants and the ability to handle endless judgement. Both moms nearly piss themselves laughing. #melasma #wtf #masks #stfu #judgement #jaguar #bitchinbourbon #reallyraw #pissyoself #jasonderulo #eby #joineby #sophiavergara #seamlessundies #himalayaashwagandha #releasestress #herbalsupplements #usualwines #naturalwine #noadditives Eby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and keep your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose!Check out their website: www.join-eby.comInstagram: @joinebyFacebook: EBYUse our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase!Thanks to Himalaya for sponsoring this episode of the Two Moms and a Mic podcast. Himalaya Ashwagandha is designed to help your body better adapt to stress. Enjoy 20% off your first purchase of Himalaya Ashwagandha, use discount code 20TWOMOMS when you checkout on Amazon. To learn more about Himalaya Ashwagandha and Ayurvedic Wellness visit Himalayausa.comAttention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low-carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz. bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California such as Napa Valley and Sonoma. They are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website: www.usualwines.comInstagram: @usualwinesFacebook: UsualUse our special promo code: TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!

Dodson is a potty mouth and her kids are too. Briggs says "no swearing" but she doesn't really mean it. #bitchinandbourbon #dumptruck #dumbfuck #wearmasks #kidsdontknowshit #dodsonwoowoofreak #join-eby.com #joineby #empoweredbyyou #seamless We'd like to thank our amazing sponsors for this episode, EBY and Usual Wines!Eby is an incredible seamless underwear membership, started by actress Sofia Vergara. Joining Eby will not only provide you with comfortable undies and keep your underwear drawer fresh, but also empowers women out of poverty and into business through a microfinance program. They are Panties with a Purpose!Check out their website: www.join-eby.comInstagram: @joinebyFacebook: EBYUse our special promo code: MOMS20 for 20% off your first purchase!Attention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low-carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz. bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California such as Napa Valley and Sonoma. They are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website: www.usualwines.comInstagram: @usualwinesFacebook: UsualUse our special promo code: TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!

The moms share perspectives on alternative education, defend teachers and do their best to stay sober while surviving the start of a Covid-19 school year.Last year was "Go to f*ck back to school". This year is "Stay sober and fine. It's fine. We're fine. Everything's fine."#wearenotfine #marypoppins #misshannigan #homeschool #dontbeadickWe'd like to thank our sponsors for this episode:LetsGetChecked: Women's At Home Health and Wellness TestsLetsGetChecked wants you to join their community with a 30% off discount code: TWOMOMS30Follow this link:https://letsgetchecked.7no9.net/c/2191850/507335/8695?&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.letsgetchecked.com%2Fhome-female-hormone-test%2F&sharedid=twomomFor more information, check out: www.letsgetchecked.comLetsGetChecked on Instagram and FacebookUsual WinesAttention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual Wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California like Napa and Sonoma and are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives.Check out their website at www.usualwines.com and use our special promo code, TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!!usualwines on InstagramUsual on Facebook

Dodson nearly pisses herself as Briggs recounts her New Hampshire haunted excursion…made complete with a moose chasing. The moms also hit on the topic of alternative education.#lowkey #quaranTEEN #stoptraveling #hauntthis #alternativeeducation This episode is sponsored by: LetsGetChecked: Women's At Home Health and Wellness Tests LetsGetChecked wants you to join their community with a 30% off discount code: TWOMOMS30 Follow this link: https://letsgetchecked.7no9.net/c/2191850/507335/8695?&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.letsgetchecked.com%2Fhome-female-hormone-test%2F&sharedid=twomom For more information, check out: www.letsgetchecked.com LetsGetChecked on Instagram and Facebook Usual Wines Attention all wine lovers! Usual wines are wines for the modern drinker. Low carb, 0 grams of sugar, and come in single serve 6.3 oz bottles. No more flat bubbly or stale Rosé! Usual Wines are made from world class AVA's (American Viticultural Area) in California like Napa and Sonoma and are made with minimal intervention, zero sugar, and zero additives. Check out their website at www.usualwines.com and use our special promo code, TWOMOMS for $8 off your first order and try your first glass on us! CHEERS!! usualwines on Instagram Usual on Facebook

The moms really need to learn to stop taking road trips during a pandemic.Haircuts in Texas. Seven hour lines at the DMV. Protesting teens, and our apologies to Oklahoma.#imfine #shitskillet #stayhome #askingforadamnfriend This Two Moms Episode is sponsored by: Swanson Vitamins Visit swanson.com and use promo code: TWOMOMS20 for 20% off your order! LetsGetChecked Visit https://letsgetchecked.7no9.net/c/2191850/507335/8695?&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.letsgetchecked.com%2Fhome-female-hormone-test%2F&sharedid=twomom and enter promo code: TWOMOMS30 for 30% off your at-home female hormone test kit!

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The moms explore the idea of a glow up while giving each other sh*t about the quarantine lack of beauty services. #loveyourselves

Local guest and national author, Adam Russo, talks with us about the importance of letting children FAIL.

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Briggs finds some nasty on her world travels and Dodson is one seriously sucky passenger for driver's ed.

We hosted our first podcast guest and we loved it, even though she doesn't drink bourbon. Dr. Cathy, our friend and Naperville community icon joined us in a pointed discussion about mom judgment and shaming.#locallove #dontbeanass

Don't shit on the things we love. #duffmckagen #notrkelly #GOAT #selflove #bourbon