Whiskey And Whiskers

Hey Chat GPT, can you get me all the fights for free, and also door dash me whiskey? Big Foot pizza orders are overloading the AI mainframe. Labubu

Life is short, but dicks are long if you have a big enough kite. When you go to the beach don't catch oral herpes from beer-pong. Especially when you can go fishing in-lieu of rioting. Fuck California.

700 AI MFKRs are paying to pretend to work. Brush, but don''t rinse.

We're holding it in; we're blasting off. Dicks out for Harambe! 

Put away the bluetooth baby-oil, and grab the pre-workout and Icy-Hot, cuz we're breaking the mushroom-simulation and canceling the single-tax. Drink your pussy energy drink, pussy.

Before injecting Butterfly DNA, Check your cybertruck for chechnyian warlords, and opt for the scrotum switch when getting your balls lowered.

When we're fighting gorillas, hopefully we draw the nerd-gorilla. Drink your Gator Smoothies with extra catfood, and you too can beat off in Seattle.

Glizzys subtracting, butt-crack crackin, snot-snake slappin, but the butt-hair slack'n.

Alcoholic slushies on sale for the death-star concert. Robot waitresses are blasting off and slinging sticky on all the fyre festival. I got E.Coli from butthole corn-chips.

Strap on your dragon ballz and unbuckle your seatbelt, cuz when the zombie apocalypse comes, we're taking this truck off Niagra falls. Can I get some extra sour cream please?

The Truck-Nut Episode.

We used to go to porn forts, but now we go to naked boobs.com. alright but check it out, you can order weed with your edible arrangement, and they make socks for all kinds of cocks  #meneither

Big redheads are snortin' sugar off lady liberty's lady lumps. Switch to PE and you'll be flying your Tesla to Ares in no time. 

power rangers are narcs, but when you're out there slappin deities make sure you have a shovel in case there's alligators. 

Boxer briefs are the way to be. When the Tupperware avalanche leads to a laundry strike, you better hope hangin with W doesn't get you microwaved from space. 

Chicken puppies be marrying people. Literally nothing important. But that Zelensky's a bitch.

There's nothing like AppleHop after banging a thousand dudes, but you might get pregnant. Better than being bald in mozambique. Feed your kids Ozempic so they too can unalive home invaders.

Grab your bag of taco bell and sit down for an episode of Alaskan Bush People on XVideos. Make sure to wear your black socks with your dress Crocs. So you can rent a horse and F*ck sink sluts.

White people can use Japanese toilets and hack sex-toys, but they shouldn't mess with peyote. 

We're starting the drunk racing league. There's gonna be a bunch of old alcoholics with prostate issues, and racing chiks with c-section scars. you're gonna have a time.

We're slingin semi-s in the sasquatch sanctuary city, and crushing cold chicken nugs in the costo casa. Just don't forget to turn off the livestream. You don't wanna wake up to a cali-fire from exploding Stanleys.

During dry january, don't get scammed by Keanu on the dark-web. Just trade your playstations for guns and we'll ride dirtbikes. 

Water-boarding is as addictive as Affrin. We're using cell-phone jammers to survive the apocalypse at your mom's house. Caffeine is bad, so drink a bang and enjoy the halftime show.

Russians aren't getting any rhino pills for Christmas, but warm-blooded Americans are. The decline in teen drug use has lead to dash ducks, and fish hook fingers. We're slinging Webers for world peace.

Lotta mofks in the studio tonight. Malls do exist. You can go there for the roast beef bukkake with horsey sauce, but you'll likely leave with wooly mammoth infection. Support diamond technology, and dupe cologne.

We're taking the sub-ukranian tunnel to the milk-cellar and picking up some roller-torpedoes on the way. 

We're using the GPPI on the yellow jacket farm.  Dont forget the mouse turds and marinara when you're butterball butt-sunning.

Spacesex rocket is gonna baja-blast in the boca chica cinnabyte box.

You gotta have a plan. You could canoe, or you could F the salamanders.

Politicians be on anti-baller performance drugs. But at least there's map to porn-forts on the other side. 

I got diddy'd by Cenobites eating chocolate covered chewing gum. Vote for Santa Clause, he's high-bandwith.

If you're gonna get an arm-rection you might catch koalamydia. That's just the beginning, we got alien interviews, Australian potato gems, and five different ways to break your arm-dick. Don't get caught buggying while intoxicated, or there will be no more quarter-pounders with cheese. Thanks Elon. 

Fuck Travis Barker dude..... Cool list bro. Let's eat the shrooms at ACL and see if we can login to AI to see these tiddies.

Dark Brandon is hacking the mainframe and launching Teslas into space. Commander and Queef controls the weather, but Vienna sausages are worth getting shanked for.

We're drinking boloney champagne with the hamburglaress, but be careful of the D N the A. These Erotic sheep are Larcenists.

Smoked Spam, Street Milk, and Tortinos Pizzas are on the menu. We have a new wall outlet cleaning tutorial up on our lube tube channel. 

Diddy got busted with Walgreens butt-plugs. Sometimes you show up soupy and stay that way. Eat shit nerds.

Chester didn't throw-down because he forgot to throw-up. The first Gentleman's sack contracts, but mushroom media is gonna push Frosty Nuggz. 

Getting together to record this week's episode, thought we would go ahead and drop last week's episode... You're welcome nerds.

Grab a glizzy, a bag o' wine, kick back n chic flic. When the OG hookers retire, everybody's Y chromosome gets smaller. COLLEGE HuuTBALL!

If you have TRex arms, you better have a Brontosaurus penis. Ray guns, and hydrogen car bombs.. i think this generation is F'd.

We're using xbox reviews to create nerd-shit recipes. AI movies are coming, we're gonna have to head south to Canada.

MY NAME'S JD VANCE B*ITCH! F*UCK YOUR COUCH! Million dollar Hurri-Caine.. That Nancy Pelosi's a b*tch. There's no Football, but at least we got the Olympics.

Van Massages are better than burnt weiner sandwiches. Take your nascar to the Olympic rocket pull.

SILVER ALERT: Buzz Armstrong and Neil Astronaut in a space shuttle. Last seen in not-space, near not-Mars.

Degenerate diet: Steak, Whiskey, Cigarettes. Shake well before Climax. 

They're serving s'mores noods at the Taco Bell Retirement community cafeteria. Don't smuggle snakes on a plane.

Is a taco or a burrito? We're eating dogs and and blasting off prematurely. So clearly it's a chimichanga.

Access to Axis in Excess might lead to chicken chunks in the chocolate fountain. That's still better than ham chunks in your notsrils.

Don't get caught dating 35 women without your slingshot ready. You're gonna have to pit-maneuver some cows to get out of this quicksand. 

If you're drinking bong-water in Martha's Vineyard cuz you're out of weed, you might need a Chiquita Banana to get right. Don't get arrested in Denmark.