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Whiskey, cigars, and garage talk.

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    • Jun 2, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 408 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Whiskey And Whiskers

    Semen Retention

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 85:58


    We're holding it in; we're blasting off. Dicks out for Harambe! 

    Tax reach arounds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 87:56


    Put away the bluetooth baby-oil, and grab the pre-workout and Icy-Hot, cuz we're breaking the mushroom-simulation and canceling the single-tax. Drink your pussy energy drink, pussy.

    Apocalypse Proof

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 103:27


    Before injecting Butterfly DNA, Check your cybertruck for chechnyian warlords, and opt for the scrotum switch when getting your balls lowered.

    Harambe vs. 100 dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 85:59


    When we're fighting gorillas, hopefully we draw the nerd-gorilla. Drink your Gator Smoothies with extra catfood, and you too can beat off in Seattle.

    Squeak-easy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 99:29


    Glizzys subtracting, butt-crack crackin, snot-snake slappin, but the butt-hair slack'n.

    Tits and Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 98:29


    Alcoholic slushies on sale for the death-star concert. Robot waitresses are blasting off and slinging sticky on all the fyre festival. I got E.Coli from butthole corn-chips.

    Go-Karts and AKs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 98:37


    Strap on your dragon ballz and unbuckle your seatbelt, cuz when the zombie apocalypse comes, we're taking this truck off Niagra falls. Can I get some extra sour cream please?

    Queen Kong vs. Godzillo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 100:54


    The Truck-Nut Episode.

    Fruit by the Inches

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 92:05


    We used to go to porn forts, but now we go to naked boobs.com. alright but check it out, you can order weed with your edible arrangement, and they make socks for all kinds of cocks  #meneither

    Hic'n up

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 100:28


    Big redheads are snortin' sugar off lady liberty's lady lumps. Switch to PE and you'll be flying your Tesla to Ares in no time. 

    Escape from Albaquerque

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 110:11


    power rangers are narcs, but when you're out there slappin deities make sure you have a shovel in case there's alligators. 

    Laundry Strike

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 80:55


    Boxer briefs are the way to be. When the Tupperware avalanche leads to a laundry strike, you better hope hangin with W doesn't get you microwaved from space. 

    Home Safe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 104:40


    Chicken puppies be marrying people. Literally nothing important. But that Zelensky's a bitch.

    Licking Buttholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 116:02


    There's nothing like AppleHop after banging a thousand dudes, but you might get pregnant. Better than being bald in mozambique. Feed your kids Ozempic so they too can unalive home invaders.

    Trash Panda Express

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 136:19


    Grab your bag of taco bell and sit down for an episode of Alaskan Bush People on XVideos. Make sure to wear your black socks with your dress Crocs. So you can rent a horse and F*ck sink sluts.

    Dogshit and Doomsday Bunkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 84:11


    White people can use Japanese toilets and hack sex-toys, but they shouldn't mess with peyote. 

    Drunk Racing League

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 74:08


    We're starting the drunk racing league. There's gonna be a bunch of old alcoholics with prostate issues, and racing chiks with c-section scars. you're gonna have a time.

    Costco College University

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 88:32


    We're slingin semi-s in the sasquatch sanctuary city, and crushing cold chicken nugs in the costo casa. Just don't forget to turn off the livestream. You don't wanna wake up to a cali-fire from exploding Stanleys.

    Simple Green

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 75:04


    During dry january, don't get scammed by Keanu on the dark-web. Just trade your playstations for guns and we'll ride dirtbikes. 

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    Chicken Prison

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 87:54


    Water-boarding is as addictive as Affrin. We're using cell-phone jammers to survive the apocalypse at your mom's house. Caffeine is bad, so drink a bang and enjoy the halftime show.

    Condom Shortage

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 85:14


    Russians aren't getting any rhino pills for Christmas, but warm-blooded Americans are. The decline in teen drug use has lead to dash ducks, and fish hook fingers. We're slinging Webers for world peace.

    Butt-Fluckers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 86:33


    Lotta mofks in the studio tonight. Malls do exist. You can go there for the roast beef bukkake with horsey sauce, but you'll likely leave with wooly mammoth infection. Support diamond technology, and dupe cologne.

    Steak and tits, with feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 86:07


    We're taking the sub-ukranian tunnel to the milk-cellar and picking up some roller-torpedoes on the way. 

    Burgers and Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 93:11


    We're using the GPPI on the yellow jacket farm.  Dont forget the mouse turds and marinara when you're butterball butt-sunning.

    Shit-hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 87:47


    Spacesex rocket is gonna baja-blast in the boca chica cinnabyte box.

    Glizzy Smoker

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 85:28


    You gotta have a plan. You could canoe, or you could F the salamanders.

    Herd-Humidity

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 85:52


    Politicians be on anti-baller performance drugs. But at least there's map to porn-forts on the other side. 

    Jichael Mordan

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 94:26


    I got diddy'd by Cenobites eating chocolate covered chewing gum. Vote for Santa Clause, he's high-bandwith.

    Garbage Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 97:08


    If you're gonna get an arm-rection you might catch koalamydia. That's just the beginning, we got alien interviews, Australian potato gems, and five different ways to break your arm-dick. Don't get caught buggying while intoxicated, or there will be no more quarter-pounders with cheese. Thanks Elon. 

    Fat Check

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 91:26


    Fuck Travis Barker dude..... Cool list bro. Let's eat the shrooms at ACL and see if we can login to AI to see these tiddies.

    Relaxitives

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 93:02


    Dark Brandon is hacking the mainframe and launching Teslas into space. Commander and Queef controls the weather, but Vienna sausages are worth getting shanked for.

    Brazillian Ball-Lowering

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 87:44


    We're drinking boloney champagne with the hamburglaress, but be careful of the D N the A. These Erotic sheep are Larcenists.

    Dawn Ducks at a Diddy Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 84:22


    Smoked Spam, Street Milk, and Tortinos Pizzas are on the menu. We have a new wall outlet cleaning tutorial up on our lube tube channel. 

    Whiskey was KILLER

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 80:18


    Diddy got busted with Walgreens butt-plugs. Sometimes you show up soupy and stay that way. Eat shit nerds.

    Minge Fulcrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 82:19


    Chester didn't throw-down because he forgot to throw-up. The first Gentleman's sack contracts, but mushroom media is gonna push Frosty Nuggz. 

    Baby... I'm late...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 66:49


    Getting together to record this week's episode, thought we would go ahead and drop last week's episode... You're welcome nerds.

    Cheeseburger Hangover

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 87:38


    Grab a glizzy, a bag o' wine, kick back n chic flic. When the OG hookers retire, everybody's Y chromosome gets smaller. COLLEGE HuuTBALL!

    Great Dane Gang

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 79:52


    If you have TRex arms, you better have a Brontosaurus penis. Ray guns, and hydrogen car bombs.. i think this generation is F'd.

    Figmint Barbershop Towels

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 69:04


    We're using xbox reviews to create nerd-shit recipes. AI movies are coming, we're gonna have to head south to Canada.

    Woo-Bros

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 81:00


    MY NAME'S JD VANCE B*ITCH! F*UCK YOUR COUCH! Million dollar Hurri-Caine.. That Nancy Pelosi's a b*tch. There's no Football, but at least we got the Olympics.

    Purge Your Grundle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 85:43


    Van Massages are better than burnt weiner sandwiches. Take your nascar to the Olympic rocket pull.

    Cream of Chicken-Milk Bong-Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 85:45


    SILVER ALERT: Buzz Armstrong and Neil Astronaut in a space shuttle. Last seen in not-space, near not-Mars.

    Chocolate Drank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 83:19


    Degenerate diet: Steak, Whiskey, Cigarettes. Shake well before Climax. 

    Punkd by a Skunk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 84:22


    They're serving s'mores noods at the Taco Bell Retirement community cafeteria. Don't smuggle snakes on a plane.

    Brittany With Knives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 81:43


    Is a taco or a burrito? We're eating dogs and and blasting off prematurely. So clearly it's a chimichanga.

    Residual Lion Jizz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 80:55


    Access to Axis in Excess might lead to chicken chunks in the chocolate fountain. That's still better than ham chunks in your notsrils.

    Viagra Tranq Dart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 76:11


    Don't get caught dating 35 women without your slingshot ready. You're gonna have to pit-maneuver some cows to get out of this quicksand. 

    Dick Thieves

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 81:33


    If you're drinking bong-water in Martha's Vineyard cuz you're out of weed, you might need a Chiquita Banana to get right. Don't get arrested in Denmark.

    Feral Chickens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 82:44


    Killer Bee Beer better be on tap at the velociraptor ranch. We're getting lost in Briarcliff, but we're battling AI while we're getting the Amazon hooked on porn.

    Sling Slot Schlit Shooter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 82:09


    Be careful when playing Big-Foot Hunter, cuz these Bigfoots be strapped. Australian Streakers are gonna turn this Schlit around, because dragons don't have butt-holes.

    Code Red

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 83:46


    Shit biomes, you only want the good ones. If you get mixed up in a John Wick scandal you don't want to end up with bad skin and IBS... Everybody that has thrown up on a golf course has plastic in their balls.

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