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Did you know women are nearly 25% more likely to see a return on their sports betting wager? Join Women Can't Parlay as this stat is put to the test. Hosted by Jess & Raney, two lifelong friends that love sports and want to love (or at least understand) s

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    • Sep 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    Latest episodes from Women Can't Parlay

    El Fin!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 19:22


    Episode Summary - El Fin! This is the end... or is it?

    Week Zero

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 54:53


    Week Zero

    Happy Tamper!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 59:13


    Episode Summary - Happy Tamper!

    Judgement Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 67:35


    Episode Summary - Judgement Day

    House of Cards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 63:55


    Episode Summary - House of Cards

    Time & Punishment

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2022 63:02


    Episode Summary - Time & Punishment Texas is on fire. Real Town/Fake Town How are we feeling about the NFC East right now? Will Deshaun Watson be suspended? Dan Snyder wants to talk voluntarily. Shout out to Liv Hudve! WCP Top 3: Things we hate about the Texas heat Did you see the LIV plane?!

    Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2022 61:00


    Episode Summary - Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Welcome to Texas, it's hot here. Real Town/Fake Town Is Zach Wilson a ho? Where in the world is Dan Snyder? Baker Mayfield is signing a new lease with Bank of America Stadium. No worries, Deshaun Watson is still getting paid in 2022. The college realignment story continues to unfold. WCP Top 3: BBQ Sides NHL Draft Don't find us cooking in the kitchen.

    The Golden Arch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 68:04


    Episode Summary - The Golden Arch Real Town/Fake Town How do we feel about Tom Cruise? Goodell takes the stand, lies under oath Arch Manning commits to Texas Gronk retires, but maybe not Mississippi is good at college baseball WCP Top 3: Summer Cocktails We don't know anything about the NBA Draft Colorado Avalanche ruin the Tampa Bay dynasty

    This Episode Sucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 57:23


    Episode Summary - This Episode Sucks In light of full transparency, we determined this wasn't our greatest work. However we still breakdown quite a few relevant sports topics for your ears pleasure. Real Town/Fake Town World Cup Locations Dallas Cowboys don't need practice Mike McCarthy slims down US Open Paige Spiranac College World Series WCP Top 3: Summer Activities NBA Finals NHL Finals

    Duffers IX: Memoirs of Hole 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 70:14


    Episode Summary: Duffers IX: Memoirs of Hole 11 For the first time ever we tested out our field journalism skills and took this podcast out on the road, excuse me... course. This episode chronicles our time spent out on Hole 11 for the highly anticipated Duffers IX annual golf tournament. Exceeding their goal of getting ESPN to broadcast by year 10, they got Women Can't Parlay instead year 9. Clearly an upgrade. Excuse the sound on this one... if you listen all the way thru, you the real MVP. #sorrynotsorry Be sure to also check out the video trailer that will drop on our twitter, instagram and TikTok @womencantparlay the same day as this episode airs. The full video footage will hopefully air sometime before Duffers X.

    Family Feud

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 60:35


    Episode Summary - Family Feud

    Texas Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 70:20


    Episode Summary - Texas Forever

    What are the Odds?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 73:46


    Episode Summary - What are the Odds?

    Girl Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 70:43


    Episode Summary - Girl Fight

    Under Protest

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 65:14


    Episode Summary - Under Protest

    Guess Who's Back?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 68:51


    Episode Summary - Guess Who's Back

    Vasectomy Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 65:56


    Episode Summary - Vasectomy Season

    A Wrinkle in Overtime

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 66:18


    Episode Summary - A Wrinkle in Overtime

    Don't You Know That We're Toxic?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2022 71:06


    Episode Summary - Don't You Know That We're Toxic?

    The Tom Brady Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 64:19


    Episode Summary - The Tom Brady Episode This episode we talk almost entirely about Tom Brady (not to him) and his shocking decision to leave the retired life behind after a mere 40 days.

    DangeRuss Trades

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 72:42


    Episode Summary - DangeRuss Trades

    The Mandela Effect

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 72:43


    Episode Summary - The Mandela Effect

    Sherlock Mahomes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 66:21


    Episode Summary - Sherlock Mahomes We're stressed out, shocker. Is this episode already cursed? How do I delete Facebook? We miss football, already. We are groupies for Turnpike. The PGA vs Saudi Arabia We review the Sean Payton Netflix movie, 'Home Team' Kyler Murray has an attitude problem. Are Jackson & Brittany banned from Arrowhead? Patrick also banned RBF from courtside. The XFL/NFL deal. What does our off-season look like?

    Two Teams, One Kupp

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 56:43


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    Don't Fuck With Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 67:46


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    Tails Does Fail

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2022 86:13


    Episode Summary - Tails Does Fail Check out Dimers.com! We are celebrating good times Attn Florida Listeners Who has fallen victim to the Wordle craze? The NFL Divisional Round The greatest football weekend ever The Bengals confidence is matched only by their kicker Did we discover Joe Burrow's spirit animal? Jess is on an island alone regarding her thoughts on the Niners. Will Aaron Rodgers return to the Packers? Special team issues Tom Brady almost pulled another Tom Brady Von Miller's soul patch Will Tom Brady return? 3 out of 4 games in end walk of field goals The best football game of life. NFL overtime sucks. Champagne gate. Bills/Chiefs game was actual sports porn. Will J'Marr chase ever score another TD? Conference championship outlook Sean Payton leaving the Saints

    Out of Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2022 72:05


    Episode Summary - Out of Time Check out Dimers.com! We hit 10k downloads, thank you!! We had a WILD weekend Congrats to the Bengals... send the text. The whistle drama Let's tone down the stats Are Cowboys fans the future of Pats fans? The Eagles are obsessed with us The North Texas QB Showdown (aka hot coach showdown) Matt Stafford gets a playoff win! Are the Cardinals the frauds of the year? The ultimate meltdown of the Dallas Cowboys Dak's trash talk. Divisional round outlook Who's going to win the Super Bowl?

    Tie Breakers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 80:30


    Episode Summary - Tie Breakers Check Out Dimers.com! WTF 2022?! RIP Bob Saget The Road to 10k downloads Excuse our sound... again. All Hail Dirk! Top Dawgs: UGA takes down Bama for the Natty 12 Playoff expansion vote fails Raiders/Chargers Win or go home... unless they tie. Carson Wentz Carson Wentz'd himself... again Why are there still ties in professional football?! Did the Cowboys leave their starters in too long? Is the Super Bowl moving to the Lone Star State? Were gonna party like it's 1994, Niners/Cowboys on Sunday! Sean McVay is an in game flight risk. Playoff Outlooks Why is no one talking about the Titans? A look back on our Division Winner Predictions. Head Coach firings The Miami Dolphins have no interest in winning anymore games.

    Brown Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2022 75:27


    Episode Summary - Brown Out Check out Dimers.com! New Year, Same Us RIP John Madden, Betty White & Jess' identity How is football almost over? Kyler still undefeated at AT&T stadium We are over the Dak hate Curses? Kyle Pitt records Is Raney a superbowl champ? How do we feel about the Bengals jerseys? Give it up for Ja'Marr Chase The 49ers GM is not a fan of Jimmy Garoppolo The Antonio Brown exit saga Fedex Field is falling down. Can the Packers actually win it all? A Big Ben Bye A rematch for the natty Bowl rundowns Covid protocol updates Dry January? No thanks Cancellations and opt outs

    We've Been Talkin Bout Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 78:58


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    Bring Your Own Bench

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 76:18


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    Who Dat?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 69:50


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    Welcome to the Ref Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 74:35


    Episode Summary - Welcome to the Ref Show Check Out Dimers.com!

    Power Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 59:29


    Episode Summary - Power Hour Check out Dimers.com!

    Gold Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 75:04


    Episode Summary - Gold Stars Check Out Dimers.com! We are back to celebrating victory Monday's. Wtf is going on with college football in Texas? CFP Rankings reaction UTSA... meep meep The CFP committee hates OU more than I do. Our picks for the top 4 teams Is Jess being naive about Alabama? Ok State controls their own destiny. Sorry to the Oregon fans. Does Notre Dame have a chance? Tom Brady vs Mac Jones... who would you draft? Why was everyone on the Panthers this week? Its NFL hump week The recent moves of OBJ and Cam Newton What is it about Sean McVay? Where did the Bucs go? NFL overtime is stupid. The Titans are good, but are they here to stay? We hand out gold stars from this weeks Cowboys game.

    Chart Topping

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 87:38


    Episode Summary - Chart Topping Check out Dimers.com We hit #63 on the Apple Sports Podcast Charts (in Lithiuania) Why are there no Thanksgiving movies? Braves win the World Series Sports get schedules back on track. CFP Rankings Texas continues to earn their 'overrated' reputation. Georgia isn't going anywhere. Is Alabama deserving of the #2 spot? Should Oklahoma be ranked higher? Wake Forest loss will likely leave them out of the top 10. UTSA deserves respect... meep meep Keep your eyes on Oklahoma State. My picks only win when I don't post them. How do we make sense of the NFL? A-Rodg covid drama Josh Allen vs Josh Allen Titans are not even close to dead. Hello darkness my old friend (ref: Cowboys) Bears hit with some bullshit calls Cardinals impressive win sans Kyler.

    Return of the MAC

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 88:11


    Episode Summary - Return of the MAC Check out Dimers.com! We reference Little Giants again. World Series update. College Football Playoff Rankings The MAC is Back. Who is better, OU or OK State? Michigan State beats big brother Michigan. The crazy back door cover from FSU/Clemson game. The Dallas Cowboys are great. Diggs broke is INT Streak. Coop2Coop We heart the Rush family! Mike White just stole Zach Wilson's spot. The Lions lost our trust. The Chiefs continue to struggle. The Saints beat the Bucs, lose some players RIP to the Titans season. Trade Deadline action.

    One Year Later...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 83:01


    Episode Summary - One Year Later... Check out Dimers.com! It's our One Year Anniversary!! The World Series is here, and it's not who you expected. There's supposedly a new Logan Paul fight College Football The dogs were out this weekend Add Kansas to the list of teams Oklahoma almost lost too That's right, I said Kansas. Syracuse beats VT Penn State falls to the Illini in the worst/best game ever with 9 overtimes. That's right, I said 9. How do we feel about the overtime rules now? Oregon uni's are fire. All the undefeated teams NFL The Chiefs are dead and buried. The Packers are on a roll. The Bengals are good. The Bears are bad. The Lions aren't that bad. Mike Evans mishandles Tom Brady's balls. Battle of the Exes week. Wild trades sweeping the rumor mill.

    Trash Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 79:58


    Episode Summary - Trash Talk Check out Dimers.com!

    Gone Gruden

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 75:20


    Gone Gruden - Episode Summary Check out Dimers.com! Scheduling conflicts Brooks vs Bryson, the match is happening WNBA Finals are here! MLB Playoffs The Tale of Two Teams in One City We had an epic sports weekend. Red River Rivalry Arkansas goes for the win and lose Down goes Bama The London bridge is falling down Cowboys keep rollin rollin rollin on No one wanted to win the Bengals/Packers game Bad week for kickers Dan Campbell is the man We interrupt this program to talk Thanksgiving & Christmas The Browns pull in another loss It's just not the year for the Chiefs Carson Wentz Carson Wentzed himself again. Gruden is out Next Weeks betting predictions

    Urban Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 68:56


    Episode Summary - Urban Fire Check out Dimers.com!

    How Can You Not Be Romantic About Football?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 87:31


    Episode Summary - How Can You Not Be Romantic About Football? Check out Dimers.com! Have you ever been to the Texas State Fair? Jess is undefeated at Cowboy games. The frustrations of AT&T Stadium Notre Dame/Wisconsin snoozer The over hit in Texas/Texas Tech A&M fans are eating crow Put respect on Sam Pittman's name Clemson still sucks OU fans boo their own quarterback Let's run it back this week Rutgers Bowling Green shocks the world Week 5 preview NFL Week 3 Recap The Chiefs are in last place Where is that elite Washington defense? Justin Tucker sets records Raiders/Dolphins overtime The Vikings are taking us on a rollercoaster this season Do not give A-Rodg the ball back with ANY amount of time left on the clock. Niners fans demand Trey Lance Our thoughts on the Bears and Matt Nagy Glad we are calling taunting penalties but missing the ones that almost killed Adams The Dallas Cowboys are in first place Diggs is a beast Another convo about the Manning Cast Week 4 Preview Brady vs Belichick

    The Hurt Locker

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 73:43


    Episode Summary - The Hurt Locker Visit Dimers.com! Jess survived Scottsdale Someone REALLY doesn't want us back in NOLA. College Football Recap Alabama almost lost Ohio St gets a breather DJ Graham crazy interception Cant trust Clemson White Out Week Does anyone else feel bad rooting for Penn State? Mississippi State gets a raw deal. Indiana, stop destroying your stadium JJ Redick retires from the NBA NFL Week 2 Recap The wild game that was the Raiders/Ravens Ravens & Texans are thriving in Turmoil The NFC East is all shook up The Fitz, Tua, Dalton, Baker, Carr, TJ Watt & Wentz injuries It's a hard knock like for the Colts Cowboys get their first dub of the season! Harbaugh has faith in Lamar A-Rodg is back How do we feel about the Manning broadcast? The taunting calls have started. NFL Week 3 Predictions

    This Is Jeopardy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 88:38


    Episode Summary - This Is Jeopardy Check Out Dimers.com! ATTN: North Dakota, South Dakota & Wyoming We set some goals for our 1 year anniversay Texas needs to legalize gambling. College Football Week 2 in Review Ohio State is a quack. Holy Toledo, Notre Dame Jacksonville State goes out with a bang Texas is consistently inconsistent The Cy-Hawk Trophy goes to Iowa The Miami Mufasa cat NFL Week 1 in Review Cowboys are BACK! Is Aaron Rodgers tanking the Packers? Is Josh Allen pressured from his new paycheck? The Chiefs are still good. What happened to the Titans defense? Chandler Jones is unstoppable. The Texans apparently thrive under turmoil. Rookie QB conversation The Eagles shock everyone Saquon couldn't save the Giants We hate the jersey number change Matt Stafford has potential Fitzy is hurt Week 2 predictions

    The Dime Package

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 68:16


    The Dime Package - Episode Summar WE HAVE JOINED THE DIMERS FAMILY! Allen Eagles break a large streak. College Football Recap: 13-5 on picks Jump Around vs Enter Sandman Tulsa... not back. Boise St with the comeback. Minnesota almost rows over Ohio St It's the annual Coastal reminds us of Rock-A-Doodle week. Sam Howell, huh? OU almost lost to the currently hurricane displaced Tulane. Alabama had to replace their whole team and didn't miss a beat. Georgia/Clemson, yikes. Do not underestimate the Roadrunners from San Antone Florida State coach ices their own kicker. The McKenzie Milton come back is one for the ages. Targeting will be the theme of this college football season. NFL is back! Week 1 Preview Zach Martin has COVID. Listen in for our picks.

    Hard Knocks Episode 5 Recap: Nothing Else Matters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 29:14


    Hard Knocks Episode 5 Recap: Nothing Else Matters - Episode Summary Tune in to our fifth and final installment of our Hard Knocks recap episodes featuring the Dallas Cowboys.

    Wham, Bam, Thank You Cam

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 61:20


    Wham, Bam, Thank You Cam - Episode Summary We survived the birthday festivities, just check our TikTok When are people going to start giving Jake Paul some credit? The Brooksie drama continues... You gotta check out Bishop Sycamore High School College Football has begun. Uconn still sucks at football. When exactly is Scott Frost planning to turn Nebraska football around? Cam Newton gets cut Philly picks up Gardner Minshew, plans to start Hurts Jameis Winston wins the start We take a glimpse into our Futures

    Hard Knocks Episode 4 Recap: Next Man Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 30:06


    Hard Knocks Episode 4 Recap: Next Man Up Tune in to hear our break down of the fourth episode of HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Dallas Cowboys.

    Little Big League

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 53:26


    Episode Summary - Little Big League Warning: Raney is coming to town. See you in December, Saints. Ella Bruning is a badass. Are we witnessing the product of participation trophies? The Seattle Storm cover the Sun in the Commissioner's Cup A new alliance is forming in CFB Week Zero is here! Jameis Winston can see Mitchell Trubisky sends a big F.U. to Matt Nagy. The Cam Covid Conspiracy Who will be the sneaky good teams this season? There was another big stadium fight. Our sympathy to the Jags. Continue to fade my baseball picks.

    Hard Knocks Episode 3 Recap: Contact Sport

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 43:42


    Tune in for our recap of the third episode of HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Dallas Cowboys.

    If We Build It...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 62:18


    Episode Summary - If We Build It... Live again from Hot Mess HQ You all have 10 days to get Jess a bday present (P.S. she's a size 4 Dallas Cowboy ticket) Big week for our 3rd Co-Host Stalk Off Home Run Our sincerest apologies to Kevin Costner and his family. Who knew the Ravens were the hardos of pre-season? Evidently we should be betting ever pre-season under. RIP Tim Tebow (2021-2021) The NFL isn't fast enough for Justin Fields QB run down. One lady starts one big fight. Travis Kelce please don't ever shave again. Fantasy Football Team Names (Winner: Jr Bacon Roethlisberger) Deshaun Watson expose. Ohhh Canada, here comes sports betting! Capper Tournament update Women in betting getting hired everywhere. We LOVE to see it!

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