Worst Millennials

This episode is very special for me as it marks the first official appearance of my girlfriend Paige. Paige and I met about two years ago. We were actually forced to talk to each other because we worked together and she was new. All of the new people have to do this awful thing where […]

My life has certainly changed a lot this year. I turned 30. I started dating a wonderful woman and we adopted a dog. I started a new job. Hell, I even drink less. I guess you could say being the Dog Dad of The Year has given me a new perspective on life. About two […]

Worst Millennials is back after an incredibly long hiatus! Nothing gets listeners more excited for the return of their favorite podcast by giving them an episode you’ve had in the can for over a month! John (The owner of Podbros Network), Jeff (Dammecast, The Accidental Wrestling Fan, Kapowcast), and Kaz (The Accidental Wrestling Fan) talk […]

You can gamble on almost anything. If you’re a degenerate like us, you’ll gamble on the Grammys, the first person to die on Game of Thrones, and celebrity death pool matchups. Demi Lovato’s a -130 favorite in her matchup with Artie Lange…

Happy holidays from Worst Millennials! Kaz and Damon talk about Stephen A. Smith’s comical mistake on ESPN, Christmas, and finance.

It’s been a few weeks since the last episode of Worst  Millennials. Last time you heard from us, Kaz and I were talking about Halloween (2018). Lino was there, too. This week, we pick up where we left off by talking about Netflix’s Making a Murderer. Well, Kaz and John talked about it. I just […]

Nothing says timely like doing a review of the newest Halloween film several weeks after it was released! We hope you enjoy our review of the film. And yes, it does contain spoilers for those that haven’t seen the film yet. Don’t worry though, there’s some great talk about Kaz’s new music project at the […]

Murdered by My Toshiba The technological singularity is a concept first discussed in the 2005 non-fiction book The Singularity Is Near by Ray Kurzweil. The technological singularity is a concept that “that the invention of artificial superintelligence (ASI) will abruptly trigger runaway technological growth, resulting in unfathomable changes to human civilization.” Simply put, the singularity […]

We’re finally caught up with uploading all of the content recorded from June to August. Please, hold your applause until the end.  On this episode, we talked about Charlie Sheen’s financial problems and his relationship with Bree Olson, superhero movies being played out and overwhelming to keep up with, and Star Wars fans’ hatred of […]

This week on Worst Millennials, Damon, Kaz, and John talk about the sexual exploits of the Spartans, politics from the 1990s, and the criteria required to get into Heaven. We certainly know how to keep things relevant on this podcast…

We made it to 100 episodes. How amazing is that? This episode has been in the can for about two months. I had bigger plans for this episode but they fell through, so I’m releasing what I have. It’s kind of like a posthumous album release, except I’m not dead. Well, my physical body isn’t, […]

We’re talking about Drake again. I feel like we’ve talked about him on 4 of the last 5 episodes. That damn dude always finds a way to stay relevant. Although, in this case, relevance means being the victim of one of the most brutal diss tracks of all-time. Pusha T showed he was playing for […]

We began this episode with a quick Killennials follow-up. That episode actually sat in the can for about two months because of some real life circumstances. The episode ended up turning out a lot better than expected. Again, we apologize to the HH Holmes fans out there. Also, what the hell will kids be listening […]

Somehow, talking about the World Cup led us to talking about baseball, which somehow led us to talking about Andrew Cunanan, which led to a discussion about the greatest serial killers of all-time. Okay, so we should probably use “prolific” over greatest, but you get what we mean (we hope). We will warn you, however, […]

The Pact Kaz and Damon also have a pact of sorts. It’s a fairly morbid pact that involves illicit substances and living at least 60 more years. Find out what these two knuckle heads have in store for 2080. Condom Snorting Challenge Are people still talking about the condom snorting challenge? Probably not, but we […]

Damon is joined in-studio by his friend and first-time guest Molly. They discus dating, “glazed doughnuts,” pooping on the floor, and alternate names for the Eiffel Tower.

It’s been three years since we started this podcast.  And after 93 episodes, my friend Kate finally returns to the podcast.  You may recognize Kate from her appearance on Episode 1 of the show.  She’s the person that came up with the name for the show.  I had to heap tons of praise on her […]

This week on Worst Millennials, we talk about wrestling/porn star parallels, Viagra vs. Cialis, and Freddy vs. Jason.

This week on Worst Millennials, Damon is joined again by Kaz and John of TAWF to talk about compact discs. We called them CDs. Do kids even know what CDs are? When’s the last time you bought a CD?! We also talked about some of the hustles kids had in high school. Everything from burning […]

If you’re from Michigan, you understand how much a pothole can ruin your day.  If you’re Kaz, you understand how much a hacked profile full of porn can ruin your day.  On this episode of Worst Millennials, we talk about both of those things.

Back in the Saddle Happy New Year!  Yes, we know that it’s 19 days into 2018, but we haven’t been around in a while.  We wanted to get off to a good start, you know?  We covered three important topics on this episode of Worst Millennials. Light Beer Some of you reading this are beer […]

I was feeling lazy and pretty much remixed an episode of The Accidental Wrestling Fan to get an episode out this week.  It’s still a good one, albeit a bit wrestling heavy.  Fans of Nick Manning and Stoya will enjoy the intro and outro, however.  They’re pretty damn fun. Porn and Wrestling, Peanut Butter and Jelly This […]

Damon was joined by first-time guest and self-proclaimed hot mom/mess Kayla to discuss Tinder, wieners, accidentally liking old pictures on Instagram and, of course, Damon’s love of Sweet Potatoes.

Use Your Illusion I & II (& III & IV?!) I really had the urge to listen to Guns N’ Roses Use Your Illusion I & II after my friend mentioned she was going to a GNR concert.  As I was listening to some of my favorite tracks on my drive home from work, I […]

Could You Imagine Sh*tting a Key Out? Seriously.  Is this something you can do?  Kaz and Damon discuss it’s conceivable to dissolve things if you had a vat of human stomach acid.  These men are experts on anatomy and physiology. Fast Food Faves The guys discuss their favorite fast food joins, especially when they’re drunk.  […]

Lino vs. Barstool Dear Dave, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain’t mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans. Lino stopped by to talk about how he’s “Barstool-free.”  If you’re not familiar with Barstool Sports, just imagine if I joined forces with The Onion […]

The Halloween franchise gets yet another lease on life in 2018.  The upcoming film is written by David Gordon Green and Danny McBride.  That’s not a typo or a joke.  Stevie and Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down wrote a Halloween movie.  Want to know what’s even better?  Stevie’s directing it!  What a time to […]

There’s no real theme to this episode.  I kind of ranted as to why I was in the studio working on things during Labor Day.  I’m like Sergio Dipp, except I’m drunker and not as handsome.  Thank you, God bless….

Shay joined me in-studio to talk about going missing for a few days.  Well, she didn’t actually go missing.  There was a breakdown in communication that led to a series of frazzled roommates and panicky Facebook posts.   It’s definitely the kind of story I’m glad I could laugh about on this podcast and not […]

Cryptocurrency may be our most mature and responsible subject yet!  John takes the time to explain cryptocurrency to Damon and Kaz.  For the uninitiated, cryptocurrency is, “digital asset designed to work as a medium of exchange using cryptography to secure the transactions and to control the creation of additional units of the currency.” Special thanks to Wikipedia for letting us plagiarize […]

Editor’s Note:  This is more of a blog entry than an actual show description.  Just felt like expressing the ups and downs of trying to find a new job, especially one out of state. As many of you know, Las Vegas is one of my favorite places to visit.  I have been trying to get […]

“Hi there, I haul shopping carts for a living, been doing it for 18 years, so gimme a f*ckin cheque please.” The shopping cart is an important tool of consumption in the United States of America.  You fill it with all the necessities you need in your life like spray cheese, light beer, and condoms.  The shopping […]

On this episode of Worst Millennials, I’m joined by John and Kaz of The Accidental Wrestling Fan.  We talked mostly about horror movies this episode, which is a bit of a departure from our normal conversations.  I guess you can consider it a spin-off. THE SAW IS FAMILY For some god forsaken reason, Lionsgate greenlit […]

On this episode of Worst Millennials, Damon and John slowly realize that they’re becoming grumpy old men.  You could even say that they’re the podcast version of Riggs and Murtaugh (yes, that’s foreshadowing).  They have a full-blown conversation about yard work.  It’s unbelievable, but that’s what happens when you get past age 26. All you […]

This episode features audio from Jaycees TV (S1: E2).  John and I were able to make an appearance on the second part of that episode (see video below).  The Totally Rad! 90s Pub Crawl takes place on Saturday, June 10th.  You can sign up for the event via EventBrite.  You can also join the Facebook […]

First of all, I want to give a shout out to my friend Kate.  As I’ve mentioned time and time again, Kate came up with the name Worst Millennials and has been dying to come onto the show.  She texted me that she wanted to be on the 75th episode but was a bit bummed […]

On a Very Special Episode of Worst Millennials, Damon is joined by John and Kaz of The Accidental Wrestling Fan to talk about several hot topics. TRUMPED UP Donald Trump’s talk about being the most persecuted politician of all-time raises some doubts from the guys.  JFK got shot in the head.  Abraham Lincoln also got […]

Nearly twenty five years ago, the inaugural installment of one of the most baffling film franchises skated into theaters (wow, I didn’t plan that at all).  That film was The Mighty Ducks.  It spawned two sequels in D2: The Mighty Ducks and D3: The Mighty Ducks.  How the hell are both movies sub-titled the same […]

We’re back from the impromptu hiatus (Damon just forgot to make time to record a show).  This episode of Worst Millennials is about Top Gun and Days of Thunder.  More importantly, how they’re the same movie.  Since Damon already wrote a blog entry about it, we’ll just copy and paste part of it here: “Top […]

I proudly present the 72nd episode of Worst Millennials.  I’ll be honest.  The only reason I was even able to get this done was because I had today off, hence the title of the episode.  After getting a fresh fade and a gigantic sub for lunch, I was able to sit down and write about […]

Have you ever had a co-worker that you just can’t stand?  On episode 71 of Worst Millennials, Damon does and he goes into great depth as to why this guy drives him crazy.  From the annoying sports talk radio voice, poor script writing, and uncultured opinions on Japanese-American culture, Damon finds a plethora of reasons […]

Editor’s Note:  I meant to have this up earlier, but we’ve been having crazy wind here in Michigan.  It’s been knocking down trees, power lines, and even entire traffic lights.  I was lucky to have electricity but my internet was down (First World Problems, right).    It’s been a crazy few days as people may […]

I know some of you were eagerly anticipating a raunchy 69th episode of Worst Millennials, but I decided to take a classier approach.  On this episode, I had the chance to chat with Molly Walker of Band Photo Chick.  Molly and I met in 2011 at a Wayne State photography class.   Despite her getting […]

I’m very proud to present a special Valentine’s Day episode of Worst Millennials!  John (The Owner of Podbros and host of about 87 shows) was able to join me for this episode and we were able to shoot the sh*t for about 40 minutes.  We covered a wide variety of topics.  MMA, of course.  I […]

The 67th episode of Worst Millennials is here.  You know, 67 is a meaningful number for me.  It was my number when I played football down at Riverview High School in 2006.  That has nothing to do with this episode, I just wanted to share why I like the number 67. This episode focuses on […]

What up, doe? One of the funny things about doing a podcast or any sort of recorded speech is how weirded out you get by the sound of your own voice.  “Do I really sound like that,” you ask as you “um” and “like” your way through the recording.  One of the things I never […]

From Damon: “Not much backstory to this episode.  I tell a story about getting really high on an edible and watching Koyaanisqatsi in reverse.  I would recommend being in a certain state of mind before you watch this. It’s pretty damn weird.  Film students/buffs will appreciate why this really tripped me out when I was in that […]

We’re back from a long hiatus.  On this episode, I talk about another weird dream I had.  Imagine if a mall and an adult theme park merged into one gigantic complex and your brother and his drunk friends chased you while you did Christmas shopping.   Also, Riverview Community High School found its way into […]

This is more of a mini-cast than a full episode of the show.  When I wrote this show, I was in the midst of what you could call the valley of my thoughts.  The part where things seem really low and you’re not exactly sure what’s going on.  That’s kind of how I felt after […]

This is the final episode of our Election Night coverage.  It was a fun ride.  A lot of alcohol was consumed, but it was finally time to face the facts.  Acceptance is the final stage of grief, or something.  Kaz and Damon discuss Donald Trump’s lead over Hillary Clinton.  KNEEL BEFORE DON.

This is the second episode of our Election Night coverage.  Panic starts to set in for Damon and Aaron as Trump starts to pull ahead in CNN’s Electoral Map.