WTF Are We Watching?

Season 3 has arrived! The slate's clean, Chris is back, we have a new intro, and all is well with the worl- well not quite, but like, little steps. We're kicking off 2018 with four of our best movie finds: including an astoundingly long Bollywood blockbuster, Jackie Chan vs Indian mythology, Franco's spooky bank, and "whatever happened to a certain day of the week?" Stick around for California fire talk, macabre reporting, guest star Bane, and Vince Vaughn Diesel. "Fanfare for Space" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Movie recs --> wtfawwpodcast@gmail.com Site --> wtfaww.com Art by Chris Eddins Produced by Mitch Collins movies - comedy - happy new year - 2018 - franco - jackie chan - kung fu yoga - monday - glenn close - funny podcast - netflix - wtf

In this episode: Liam scores another winner for the big points in the final time of the sports game. Christian Mingle: The Movie is just the worst. Stick around for R Kelly, putas, Logan's vendetta against bagless trash cans, funky neighborhoods, Logan's vendetta against people who sleep with socks on, and sniffing out the stinkers. The last of which, in a way, we did. Music: "Shape of You (8-Bit Remix)" by Rakohus --> http://rakohus.bandcamp.com Website: http://wtfaww.com Email: whatthefaww@gmail.com Tweet @wtfaww Produced by Mitch Collins movies - movie podcast - film - wtf - netflix - christian mingle - movie reviews - funny - comedy - romcom

In this episode: A reduced WTFAWW team - in number, but never spirit - is forced to break the tie yet again with a little help from... well, not Beejul, that's for sure (

I'd say "We're back!" but we're always back, so... in this episode: Our much-belated review of the jumpstart to the Jumanji Cinematic Universe, indie horror film "Beyond the Gates." Includes a mini-review of The Great Wall! 2-for-1 end of summer deal! Okay. Clips from "Beyond the Gates," by Destroy All Entertainment & Easy Open Productions. Music: "Hotel California (Remix)" by Rakohus. http://rakohus.bandcamp.com https://wtfaww.com/ whatthefaww@gmail.com Tweet @wtfaww Produced by Mitch Collins movies - Netflix - comedy - entertainment - film review - bad movies - streaming movies - movie podcast - wtf - 2017 - indie films - board games - ghosts - jumanji cinematic universe

In this episode: Y'boys bring some real deal pitches to the table - we got Bollywood, we got spooky Jumanji, we got Transformers vs. Predator or something, and we got celebrity ghost hunters. How will we ever choose? Stick around for: LAX, cradling, regionals, California accents, the best non-Seinfeld use of the Seinfeld soundtrack, Logan's work history, and the answer to the age-old question: if I was going to watch 45 minutes of a Transformers movie, which 45 minutes should I watch? Music: "N****s in Paris (Remix)" by Rakohus. http://rakohus.bandcamp.com whatthefaww@gmail.com http://wtfaww.com Tweet @wtfaww Produced by Mitch Collins movies - Netflix - comedy - entertainment - film review - bad movies - streaming movies - movie podcast - wtf - 2017 - scifi - transformers - board games - ghosts

In this episode: Y'boys take the journey to the Journey to the West. You'll get it if you listen. Maybe. Stick around for fidget spinners, an Iron Man 2 takedown, demons, cosmic Buddha, and in retrospect, two characters who have very confusingly similar names for an audio show. It's okay, it doesn't really matter. VERDICT: Don't Watch Unless... you enjoy kung-fu, foreign films, goofy comedy. Music: "Wily's Castle" by Rakohus, rakohus.bandcamp.com Send your movie recs to: whatthefaww@gmail.com Produced by Mitch Collins movies - 2017 - Netflix - movie podcast - chinese movies - blockbuster - review - comedy - foreign film - kung fu - season 2

Deleted scene from WTFAWW 11A: Historically Bad - in which Mitch asks Logan what his deal is with Homeward Bound and things quickly spiral out of control. Music: "SMW Overworld" by Rakohus - rakohus.bandcamp.com ...No, it's not quite 20 minutes. Sue me. No, don't.

We're back! And smoother than ever. We promise you'll get more of our jokes now. Welcome to Season 2. Stick around for Teen Dinosaur, Logan's shocking feelings toward Homeward Bound, and a bunch of boys giggling at learning the word "hoary." Heh. Music: "Feel Good Inc. (Remix)" by Rakohus - rakohus.bandcamp.com Twitter: @wtfaww Web: http://wtfaww.com Recs: whatthefaww@gmail.com movies - comedy - film - netflix - 2017 - dinosaurs - China - charlie sheen - the mummy - historically bad - Tammi & The T-Rex - The Wraith - Prisoners of the Sun - Journey to the West

In this episode, the 1st Annual WTF AWWscars: All of our movies from the last year are here, their bright eyes begging for that singular and fickle moment of ultimate recognition, glory, and validation: the awarding of the WTF AWWscar. From favorites like Knights of Badassdom and A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night, to It-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named (hint: rhymes with "Rude Boy"), every film has a chance, one chance, at true fame in the eyes of its peers. Take a stroll down the red carpet, sit back, and whatever you do, don't look Eddy Redmain in the eye. Music attrib: Inspiration by BoxCat Games is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License. Searching by Eric Skiff is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution License Beach Wedding Dance by Rolemusic is licensed under an Attribution License. Applause sound effect by Joe DeShon is licensed under an Attribution License. Crowd cheer sound effect by Johanneskristjansson is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial License. site? -> wtfaww.com movies? -> whatthefaww@gmail.com tweets? -> @wtfaww

Missed us? Thought we'd given up? Dropped the stick? Passed the buck? Eaten lead? Pooped the doop? Well guess again. WTFAWW returns 4/25, so mark those calendars and prep those earbuds for some podcasting you've NEVER. HEARD. BEFORE. I mean, no sh**. Music: Final Battle of the Dark Wizards Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

In this episode: We do our best to piece together the ultimate 80s action...movie? Short? Prequel? Idk, but there's Hitler and a laser raptor. Yeah. Stick around for mustaches, ironing, Thor, time hacking, bullet hacking, and the Hoff 9000. Music: "Fancy (Remix)" by Rakohus. rakohus.bandcamp.com Site: wtfaww.com Find a crazy movie? whatthefaww@gmail.com Tweetz @wtfaww

In this episode: We appreciate our listeners, in spite of their terrible, godawful, insufferably insipid movie choices. We are reluctant symbiotes, ye and we. Stick around for Putin puns, killer condoms, Detective Luigi Macaroni, kind of Ant Man, and almost Christopher Walken. Site: wtfaww.com Email: whatthefaww@gmail.com Twitter: @wtfaww Music: "Shake It Off (Remix)" by Rakohus - rakohus.bandcamp.com movies - film review - Netflix - 2017 - comedy

In the studio this week we have several anonymous British film critics and one Eddy Redmain, opining at their utmost pretense on the very good vampire flick, "A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night." Stay tuned for: the chubbiest kitty, one small step for Iran, adult boys, Jay Leno, and the many voices of the UK. "Black Widow (Remix)" by Rakohus Eddy Redmain - 1:13:45 Liam - 18:26 Chris - 33:00 Mitch - 45:23 Logan - 53:53 Email your movie desires to whatthefaww@gmail.com!

In this episode: Happy Hallowed Ween! We're late. We know. We also think everyone could use a few goofy laughs right about now. So kick back and enjoy our very not so spooky Halloween episode. Stick around for Iranian Western vampires, haunted houses, critical fails, tiebreaker #3!, wolves who are also cops, and the return of the Peanut Gallery. Spooky Scary Skeletons (Remix) by Rakohus - rakohus.bandcamp.com Tweet your 10th Episode Listener Special Bonus Regular Episode movie suggestions to @wtfaww, or email to whatthefaww@gmail.com! movies - netflix - film - scary movies - spooky - comedy - escape

In this episode: We watched the cult hit(?) fantasy epic(?) adventure comedy(?) Dungeons and Dragons (2000) and boy is it... special. I mean, there is a dungeon, Marlon Wayans, and some dragons. So there's that. Stay tuned for Jeremy Coppers, Jack Black v. Jack White, lessons in acting, and an apology for a gastropod. Film clips attr. to Behaviour Worldwide, MDP Worldwide, Silver Pictures, Stillking Films, Station X Entertainment, Sweetpea Ent. Music: "Turn Down For What (Remix)" and "Tragic Prince" - Rakohus rakohus.bandcamp.com wtfaww.com @wtfaww on Twitter Email your 10th Episode Listener Appreciation Special Spectacular movie picks to whatthefaww@gmail.com! amazon - movies - film - fantasy - dungeons and dragons - DnD

In this episode: 3 Boys. 3 Movies. One Victor. And that's not even one of their names. This week we expand our selection criteria to include "anything you can (legally) find on the Internet!" Care to see what we dredged up from the Deep Webs? Besides Anti-Liam, that is. Stick around for Tim Allen Robbins, Surely Temple, flubs galore, the most enthusiastic Movie Roundup yet, and a host of fresh new insults. We love you, you poor, unfortunate, st- **Spoiler Alert** Pitches: Blue is the Warmest Color, Odd Thomas, Dungeons and Dragons Intro/Outro: "Thrift Shop (Remix)" by Rakohus, part of The Sprite Album. Get it at rakohus.bandcamp.com Our site: http://wtfaww.com Tweetz @wtfaww Movies 2 whatthefaww@gmail.com

In this episode: New format - new tunes - new goofs. We're practically a new show! Except for the boyz. Also Turbo Kid is good and Skeletor(tron) is in it. Stick around for Tina moaning, 8-bit greatness, bicycle guts, blood rain, and Mitch's dual (voice) personality. Site: wtfaww.com Tweet: @wtfaww Mail: whatthefaww@gmail.com - Give us your streaming film suggestions! You numbskulls. Intro/Summary Music: My Time is Now (Remix), and The Ultimate (Final Boss), Good Ending, Credit Roll by Rakohus as part of the Urban Brawl Soundtrack. Check him out at rakohus.bandcamp.com Turbo Kid clips from Epic Pictures Group, EMA Films, Timpson Films

In this episode: We have our smoothest movie selection ever! And discover just who Harambe thinks he is. Was. Stick around for Memeworks, Wesley Snipes sniping, d20s aka dice 20s, and a whole heap of love* for our listeners. We

In this episode: We bestow our first and thusly named Steve Zahn Stamp of Approval on a GREAT movie. We're so happy about this movie. Like, so happy. Stick around for Steve Zahn. Also for succubi, Power Rangers villains, riding moustaches, power ballads, Medieval Times incidents, and Gunther. Intro/outro "Into Abyss" performed by Brendan McCreary, written by Kevin Dreyfuss and Matt Wall. All rights to movie clips are held by Indievest Pictures and North By Northwest Entertainment. Site: wtfaww.com Twit: twitter.com/wtfaww Em: whatthefaww@gmail.com

In this pitch episode: Your three intrepid flixplorers fling wide the gates of hell with our film selections. Peter Dinklage, metal, dinosaurs, and cabbage lie in wait. Stick around for: real actors LARPing, mild blasphemy, surprise movies, cabbage patch kids, enjoyable hokum, and one CRAZY voting twist. (!!!) Intro/Outro "Journey to Mars" by Jan Terri, JTrecords. Site: wtfaww.com Twit: twitter.com/wtfaww Em: whatthefaww@gmail.com

In this episode: Your boys are blue, due to the recent and horrifying loss of a dear bean bag couch thing. This one's for you, Big Blue. Also we talk about our poorly-timed watch, God Bless America. Stick around for the blues, many terrible terrible people, a brief and wholly inaccurate history of Independence Day, and the mysterious absence of Liam. Intro/outro "God Bless America...Again" by Christopher Siegle (commercial use rights by Soundcloud) Soundbites from "God Bless America" from Darko Entertainment Web: wtfaww.com Tweets: twitter.com/wtfaww Email: whatthefaww@gmail.com

In this episode: We've all got America-themed movies up our sleeves, setting the stage for an EPIC tiebreaker showdown. This time, it's business. Stick around for vanilla milkshakes, passionate IMDb user reviews, your teeny-tiny brains, and one surprise(d) guest! wtfaww.com twitter.com/wtfaww whatthefaww@gmail.com Intro: The Star-Spangled Banner, by Jon Bibbs Outro: "Journey to Mars," Jan Terri, rights by Jtrecords

In this episode: We reluctantly discuss the non-adventures of possibly the lamest superhero ever conceived through the lens of a Kids First Best Award-winning film. It ain't pretty. Stick around for Bud Light off the floor, a cleanse, bouncy runners, Sergeant Golf, pastrami hands, half the cast of High School Musical, and a shockingly catchy soundtrack. Website: www.wtfaww.com Tweetz: twitter.com/wtfaww "Journey to Mars" by Jan Terri, JTrecords "One More Song" by Every Avenue, part of the soundtrack of "Adventures of Food Boy": ColdFusion Films, ColdSpark Films, Ezra Entertainment

In this episode: We board the exclusive Swedish Celebrity Hype Train! It is plush. We get a super sweet tweet from the man Patrik Karlson (LFO), before launching blindly into this week's findings. Stick around for zombie beavers, space pirates, laugh tracks, cannibal witches, superheroes who DON'T fight crime, and Beboopbopeep Burnham. Email this week's HW assignment to whatthefaww@gmail.com Our now-famous twitter: twitter.com/wtfaww Website: wtfaww.wordpress.com "Journey to Mars" by Jan Teri, JTrecords

In this episode: We return from our impromptu break with the controversial "Bounty Killer." Well, controversial to us. It's big, it's bad, and best enjoyed with a beef taco. Stick around for double-axe double kills, playful banter, BIG REVEALS, PBR, more playful banter, MORE BIG REVEALS, and a man cut deep...twice. Follow us on Twitter (complete with tweet from Patrik Karlson!): twitter.com/wtfaww Check out our website: wtfaww.wordpress.com "Journey to Mars" by Jan Teri, JTrecords "Bounty Killer" is a Just Chorizo Productions and Kickstart Productions film

In this episode: We add our fourth Flixbuster to the podcast! He promptly throws everything into chaos. Stick around for Gary Busey reincarnate, monkeys, Guillermo del Toro zombies, and the failure of direct democracy. Intro/outro "Journey to Mars" by Jan Terri, JTRecords. New schedule! 2 weeks til next episode. Then 1 week. Then 2. 1. 2. 1... We got Tweets! Follow @wtfaww on Twitter for the latest, and don't forget our website wtfaww.wordpress.com (more content coming soon!).

In this episode: We dig in to compare and contrast quite competent Swedish film LFO: The Movie with 90s boy band LFO. Neither is great...both are eerily hypnotic. Stick around for a surprising number of eggs, badminton f***ing, poorly pronounced Swedish, wrongly ordered cereal, and eventually, severe consequences for the entire human race. Eventually. Questions/comments/insights? Hit us up! Email whatthefaww@gmail.com or check out our website below. We're listening. Always. wtfaww.wordpress.com/ Intro/Outro "Summer Girls" by LFO, Arista Records.

In this episode: Pitches round 2! Potatoes, Sharks, Zombies, and Mind Control. We lose our first intro and start halfway through the second. Bear with us. Stick around for Danny Trejo, the merits of European film, and potato potty training (tater totty training?). Intro/outro "Journey to Mars" by Jan Terri, off the record "High Risk." All rights held by JTRecords.

In this episode: We untangle the humongous hairball of plot that is Escape from Tomorrow. For the second time. We'll explain. Stick around for demon children, surprise robots, singing French girls, turkey legs, cat flu, giant testies, and (literally) so. much. more. **skip to 1:27 if you're anti-intro** What The F*** Are We Watching? is an intrepid new podcast following the journey of Chris(topher Columbus), Logan (International Airman), and Mitch (Pls) as they hurl themselves into the streaming abyss in an exploration of the great unknown. Who knows what lurks beneath the new releases? Bookended by an excerpt of "Journey to Mars" by Jan Terri, off the album High Risk. All rights held by Jtrecords.

In our inaugural episode: Meet the cast! Sort of. Introductions are more or less (less) in order, and we jump right into pitching our first round of movies. Stick around for America's most beloved vampires, Tomorrowland, and bird religion. What have we disturbed in the darkness of Netflix? **skip to 2:15 if you don't care about intros** What The F*** Are We Watching? is an intrepid new podcast following the journey of Chris(topher Columbus), Logan (International Airman), and Mitch (Pls) as they hurl themselves into the streaming abyss in an exploration of the great unknown. Who knows what lurks beneath the new releases? Expect lots of the bad, plenty of the ugly, and once in a high blue moon, something...good? Bookended by Jan Terri's "Journey to Mars," off the album 'High Risk.' Rights held by Jtrecords.