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Join us at our dinner table on where we talk about life and current events. There might be topics and 7 side conversations because we are easily distracted.

Dinner With Schmucks


    • May 10, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Ep 165 "Feliz Cinco De Sexo"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 96:37


    Welcome everyone! We're back in the studio for an all new episode with Chris, Yajaira, Dieter & Heather. We talk about the Podcast Parks & Recollection, advertising, Colombia, a dog zoo, little league baseball and more! Brand new Schmuck Files and Talkback with Dr. Dieter both await you as well! Enjoy the show!

    Made in Maine - A Very 420 Virtual Happy Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 144:25


    Welcome everyone! We're so glad to be back recording a fresh new episode! It's 420 again, or at least it was when we recorded this episode. Chris was joined by special guests, Marc (aka Carc), Jo, Edith, Junior, Rob McKenzie, and Lisa on this Virtual Happy Hour Podcast! We discuss our 1st weed related freak outs, our favorite 420 music, food, and activities. There is a brand new 420 themed Schmuck Files, and a lot of fun!

    DWS Mini - Episode 02 - The Best of 100

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 29:25


    The Scranton Area and the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast lost a legend this past weekend when Mike Stalter of Stalter's Cafe unexpectedly passed away. We've had this DWS Mini in the hopper for a while now, and while we planned on waiting until we were doing regular episodes again to release this, this now seems like the right time to do so. This is a short compilation of some of the best moments of our 100th episode which we recorded in December of 2019 at Mike's establishment "Stalter's Cafe". Listen to Mike tell the story of the history of his bar, which dated back to Prohibition, we had some special friends sing a song, there are some grievances aired, and a great bit "My 600lb Steamtown Life". RIP Mike, the world lost another good one, you will be missed by so many. hasthtag StalterNation

    Ep 163 "Thanks Joe Biden!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 100:53


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 163 “Thanks Joe Biden!” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Heather and Lisa Welcome back to a new episode of Dinner with Schmucks! We're joined this week by the OG Lisa! We dove into a variety of topics such as Power Bottoms and Pillow Princesses. We also found out we made it “big time” with our old Snickle Challenge! Yajaira went through a range of emotions when she found out she didn't her eyebrows threaded for free! Lisa gets free Amazon shit! We also have another unhinged airline passenger, and Yelp! Reviews! Speaking of reviews, we love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! We'll be back in a few weeks with another episode! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Intro - Brain Dead - A Cuesta Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 162 "Feed the Chicken"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2022 118:08


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 162 “Feed the Chicken” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, and Heather. Welcome back to the great outdoors for another installment of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! The weather outside is HOT which means the studio is even hotter, so we have set up shop outside on the porch, home of many DWS episodes. Topher & Dieter had their 25th HS Reunion today, however Dieter didn't attend! That kicks off our journey through some mischief we got into during our HS years, tripping balls to win a MVP award, performance enhancing drugs, the greatest melee at a drive though you've ever listened too, a brand new Schmuck files, and our favorite people of NEPA voice their complaints about life via the WNEP Talkback 16 segment. There you have it! Enjoy the episode, and we'll be back in a few weeks with another all new episode, and as you hear in the episode, a very, very special guest! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Intro - Brain Dead - A Cuesta Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 161 "God Mode"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 135:09


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 161 “God Mode” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Heather and Marc Welcome back to another new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. This week we say goodbye to a great podcast guest, and even better friend Marc, aka Carc. As he broke the news to us last spring that he and his family are making the move to Maine in the coming weeks. Now we can do Dinner with Schmucks on the Road - Lobster Edition! This weeks episode starts with some questions regarding typical THC dosage in edibles, and devolves into conversations regarding Belgian chocolates, Pee Corners, Sully, Fathers Day, Wawa, Lobster, Whales and lots more! There you have it! Enjoy the episode, and we'll be back in a few weeks with another all new episode! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Intro - Brain Dead - A Cuesta Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    DWS Mini's - EP 01 - Shamokin Double D's

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 23:06


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    Ep 160 "Not It! A Very 420 Virtual Happy Hour"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 162:25


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 160 “Not It! - A Very 420 Virtual Happy Hour” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Jo, Rodney, Teresa, Lisa, Edith, Marc, Junior Welcome to another one of our special 420 episodes! This is our 3rd one, following up on the heels of last year. This year we decided to hold one of our virtual happy hours, and have a great group of guests that have all been part of the podcast at one point or another! We won't give a lot of notes here, it was a free flowing conversation that centered around cannabis, but also delves into politics, poo, lists and much more! Speaking of lists, we've compiled our top list of stoner movies, and our favorite list of movies to get stoned and watch! 420 Movies Half Baked Super Troopers Harold & Kumar go to White Castle Pineapple Express Next Friday Grandma's Boy Fast Times at Ridgemont High The Night Before (Xmas time only!) Movies/TV to 420 to. Elf Lightyears A Scammer Darkly Wizard of Oz synced with Dark Side of the Moon X-Files Muppets Take Manhattan Idocracy Super Troopers Dr. Who Porn We also compiled our list of favorite methods of “Partakement” - It's a word NOW! In order of group popularity Edibles Joint Bowl Dab Blunt Vape Tincture There you have it! Enjoy the episode, and we'll be back in a few weeks with another all new episode! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Intro - Wacky Tobacco - NRBQ Get it here! - https://music.apple.com/us/album/wacky-tobacky/648682561?i=648682899 Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    EP 159 "Dogsh*t & Applesauce"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 94:12


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 159 “Dogsh*t & Applesauce” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter & Heather Dinner: Garlic Chicken Cheesesteaks Holy SHIT Batman! It's been forever since we last dropped a new episode! Welcome to 2022 and season 6 of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We have a new addition to the group, during our hiatus Dr. Dieter went and got himself married! His wife heather joins the show for the 1st time. We thought we'd fly without a kite for our 1st episode back since November, and it results in an episode that sees us talking about human cat vaginas, Dieters new job, Dieter's new Tik Tok obsession, Baltimore accents, the slap heard round the world, breaking the plumbing, shitty pizza, Canadian speak, and a lot more! Enjoy! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com Season 6 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original by Cuesta Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 158.5 "The Buford White Files - A Memorial Podcast"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 94:58


    This week we pay our respects to a great podcast guest, a great friend, great husband, and overall terrific person. Buford White left a lasting impression on the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast, and no better way then to pay tribute to the late great Buford White, than the Buford White Files. A "new" episode stitched together from some great Buford moments.

    Ep 158 "Frog Mounting"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 87:40


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 158 “Frog Mounting” Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Dinner: Hello Fresh “Home-Do” - xxxxxx Holy SHIT! It's been forever since we last dropped a new episode! “It'll be like riding a bike” - Topher B It's Chris & Yajaira's Anniversary, and how do we start the podcast, how about a discussion about Doggystyle? Dieter sets us down that path with his latest TikTok video he's obsessed with. We talk about our Hello Fresh “Home Do”, and cooking with Yajaira & Topher. What is Sexual Tourism, and how is it different from a Sexual Tourist? It's that time of year to watch Christmas movies again! Dr. Dieter is going legit, and has an opportunity for a hot new podcast with Yajaira. We also discuss the new season of SNL and particularly Pete Davidson. John Mayer & Taylor Swift make an appearance as we discuss celebrity math. Finally we discuss some new podcasts that Topher discovered, and that sent us down a slight rabbit hole. We'll be back with a new episode in 2 weeks (hopefully!) Enjoy! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Schmuck Files Hall of Fame - Class of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 25:57


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 157.5 “Schmuck Files Hall of Fame - Class of 2021” Duh, Duh, Duhhhhh! It's time to unveil our Schmuck Files Hall of Fame - Class of 2021! Here are the 6 new members of our Hall of Fame! Canadian Poop Attack (Again) - Episode 138 Toronto, CDA Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Racist Flori-DUH Woman Drops N-Bomb, Over and Over Again - Episode 141 Lee County, FL Chris, Dieter & Marc Man Robs Roscoe's for Chicken & Waffles - Episode 142 Pasadena, CA Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Florida Man Steals Utility Pole - Episode 155 Tampa, FL Chris, Dieter & Angela Meth Squirrel - Episode 136 Lime Stone County, AL Chris, Dieter & Marc Priest Has Threesome in Church - Episode 131 Pearl River, LA Chris, Yajaira & Dieter We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 157 "Half of 314"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 100:58


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    Ep 156 "A Total Body Experience"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 106:03


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 156 “A Total Body Experience” Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter Dinner: Hello Fresh Beef Floutas Welcome back to your favorite podcast! And if it's your 1st time, welcome to your new favorite podcast! Yajaira is back in studio this week with Chris & Dieter, and she was not pleased with their handling of episode 154, she also has a new “stalker” and gives her thoughts on one of last week's topics, the Sandlerverse. Meanwhile, Dieter updates us on his ejaculate, we also discuss the smell of the seasons, a new paradigm with music & tv, starting your own record label, the great year, and we discuss if Glen Frey was a time traveler? No Schmuck Files this week, but we do Slum it Through the News again touching on topics such as; Dead flies causing Blackfoot, dude gets swallowed by a whale, Charles Barkley fat shaming antics, and a town in FL that wasn't paying attention when they sold a piece of land. All that and more make up this weeks episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! Thanks again for listening! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 155 "Problems For Your Answers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 104:19


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 155 “Problems For Your Answers” Cast: Chris, Dieter & Angela Dinner: Make Yo Own ‘Za! (Make your own pizza) Thanks for checking out this weeks episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We have Angela joining us in the studio again this week, and Yajaira is taking the week off. This week we catch up with what Chris & Yajaria are watching, NEPA's Sexx Dinosaur, the Sandlerverse, Christopher McDonald, Schindler's List, Maps, Arrested Development, Dinner, pizza, Mariah Carey, free joints, umbrellas, stolen lawnmowers, white privalage, sports stadiums, Dieter's semen and much more! We also have a new Schmuck Files, Dr. Dieter and Talkback, and we “Slum it through the news”. Thanks again for listening in this week! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 154 "Hot in the Mouth"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 103:01


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 154 “Hot in the Mouth” Cast: Chris & Dieter Dinner: Burgers (again) with Taylor Ham, Potato Salad & Baked Beans Thanks for checking out another episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. Just Chris & Dieter this week as we embark on a kite-less journey with a few familiar segments! We discuss the Taylor Ham crisis of 2021, Vape Pens, E-Cigs and regular cigarettes. Chris gives an update on his DNA, there's a wedding story, dinner, the lady who stated a bear away, the delusion of time, the re-introduction to normal, living in NYC and self protection, Stand Your Ground, conspiracy theories, standard operating procedures and much more! Thanks again for listening in this week! We love reviews! Leave us one, and if it's 5 stars, we'll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don't forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 153 "The Never Before Told Story"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 129:07


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 153 “The Never Before Told Story” Cast: Chris, Dieter, and Marc (aka Carc) Dinner: Breakfast Burgers, Macaroni Salad & Fries Welcome back to an all new in-studio episode! Marc (aka Carc) is joining Chris & Dieter tonight behind the mics, even though Dieter cuts out early, lol. All during this weeks episode we constantly kept coming back to Television, we discussed Arrested Development, The Office, Parks & Rec, Ren & Stimpy, Connie Chung, cutting the cord, etc. We also got the long toasted “Never Before Told Story” of Marc’s year to Boston, which brought up the topic of picking up your life and moving it to another city far away, something all of us with the podcast have experience with. As usually happens with Carc episodes, there was a nostalgia element to the episode - summer jobs, old emails, college, video games, etc. We also have a brand new Schmuck Files that is on the theme of “Fast Food Melees, and a whole lot more! Thanks again for listening in this week! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 152.5 "The Best of the Summit, Vol 1"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 60:58


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 152.5 “The Best of the Summit Vol. 1” - A Clips Episode While we take a week off recording, we didn’t want to leave our loyal listeners hanging without some new(ish) content! After a few successful “Best of #EroticRiverview” episodes last summer & fall, we decided to revisit the Clarks Summit years, which was all only 2019-2020. The Best of the Summit Vol. 1 is 12 hand picked clips from our years podcasting in the #Parisofthenortheast. Enjoy this clips episode, and we’ll be back next week with an all new episode! 1 - “The Paris of the Northeast” - from episode 66 “Back in the Saddle” 2 - “Jamie is a Fan” - from episode 69 “Are You Immortal” - feat. Jamie McClanahan 3 - “Bonnaroo Memories” - from episode 67 “All Male Revue” - feat. Matt 4 - “Sushi Roll” - from episode 91 “Real Talk” - feat. Devin & Matt 5 - “Getting to Know You” - from episode 93.5 “Getting to Know You” - feat. Marc (aka Carc) 6 - “Tiffany Haddish’s Ideal Guy” - from episode 102 “Captain Community” - feat. Dan 7 - “My 600lb Steamtown Life” - from episode 100 “Sunday Funday” - feat. Lisa & Scofield 8 - “Parade, No Parade Day” - from episode 108 “Sunrise Surprise” 9 - “Scranton Is Where?” - from episode 73 “Introduction” - feat. Matt & Evan 10 - “Seed Money” - from episode 109 “A Little Australian” 11 - “Your List” - from episode 75 “Cello Time” - feat. Matt 12 - “Epileptic Nazi Ostrich” - from episode 86 “DieterPieter.com" Thanks again for listening in this week! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 152 "The Amazing 3 Man Duo"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 109:04


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 152 “The Amazing 3 Man Duo” Cast: Chris, Yajaira, and Dieter Dinner: Apricot Ponzu Chicken (Hello Fresh) Welcome back everyone! Back down to the amazing 3 man duo this week (hey, that’s the episode title!). This week we discuss foot fetishes, and other kinks of the like. This weeks Hello Fresh dinner, making babies, cops drag racing, an ass-HOLE “taking” his vaccine, trumps alt twitter accounts, Rudy’s apartment being seized, the mega mlm, homosexual Jesus, PA medical marijuana cards, more magats and their election fraud conspiracies, and much more. Tucked into all of this are new editions of the Schmuck Files, Dr. Dieter’s Talkback, and Dear Asshole! Enjoy the episode! Next week we’re taking a break, but will be releasing “Best of the Summit, Vol. 1” - 12 hand picked clips from our first two years of podcasting in PA, in Clarks Summit. Subscribe to the podcast so you can find it at the same time, same place next week! Thanks again for listening in this week! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 151 "Cinco de Cuatro"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 134:47


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 151 “Cinco de Cuatro” Cast: Chris & Dieter with special guests - Junior, Ashley & Edith Dinner: Pizza from Brother Brunos Hey, hey, hey! We’re back with another all new episode this week, and with Yajaira working for the evening, Dieter & Chris enlisted the help of a few friends via zoom to fill in! This weeks episode we welcome back Junior, Ashley & Edith! We talk about being bad at golf, Ashley’s newest endeavor, Chris’s 21yr THC anniversary, hot girl weekend, the day everything shut down, depleting supplies, our newest bit, having the opposite genitals, Edith’s new Podcast, her new live-in bus, 2021 conservatives, reality game shows, and much more! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 150 "Susquehanna Centennial"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 121:50


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 150 “Susquehanna Centennial” Cast: Chris, Yajaria, Dieter & Angela Dinner: Pulled Pork Sandwiches, Potato Salad Welcome back to another new episode of Dinner with Schmucks, we’re excited that you gave us a listen! This week Angela joins us again, and we jump right in talking about Gambling, Angela discusses her “Weird” thing, supply & demand in NEPA, our episode 149 guests, watch parties, weird porn & porn parodies, the my pillow guy and more gender reveal shenanigans. Dieter & Angela try again with another edition of “Hot Talk” where we look into our sexual deviancies, our new Schmuck Files D.A.R.E.s teachers to bring drugs to school, and there is plenty of smooching with our new Talkback segment. Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    EP 149" #Hashtags - A 420 (recorded) Special Episode"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 149:35


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 149 “#hashtags - A Special 420 (recorded) Special Episode” Dinner: Bacon Draped London Broil, Roasted Broccoli, and Mashed Potatoes. Cast: Chris, Yajaria, Dieter, and special guests Angela, Shawn Rosler of the Coarse Grind Podcast, Chef Rodney Lienhart from Deliciously Dope TV, and Patrick “Plywood” McNeil from Letterkenney and The Plywood Mind. Welcome back! We took our week off, and are back with a very special episode! When we sat down to record episode 149, we planned on having Angela with us and just Shawn Rosler join us via Zoom from the Coarse Grind studios, we ended up with a few more special guests thanks to Shawn! This weeks episode theme is simply “420”. We sat out for a Fun podcast, and feel we deliver. We take a look at Anderson Coopers distaste for “Potheads”, catch up with stoned people on TV, try out a new bit that may or may not have worked, Afroman, using a Saxophone as a sexual item, our favorite 420 stories, ganja cooking tips, and more! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Be sure to check out our friends! Shawn Rosler - The Coarse Grind Podcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuwFV1MOs4vcEzRrlatQwmA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theshawnrosler/ Chef Rodney Lienhart - Deliciously Dope TV YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1ZtrBB5QqJuitAKmaUuKQ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deliciouslydopetv/ Patrick “Plywood” McNeil - Letterkenny / The Plywood Mind YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO6qt6wSdV6KPYDBAk6AjUA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dsbttv_potamkin/ Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 148 "The Gang Plays Cards Against Humanity (Again)" - A DWS Gamenight

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 105:10


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 148 “The Gang Plays Cards Against Humanity (Again)” - A DWS Gamenight Cast: Chris, Yajaria, Dieter, Jess, Joey, Tracy and Jackie Welcome to a special episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! It’s our Gamenight V - The Gang Plays Cards Against Humanity (Again)! We got a group together for some good old fashioned fun & games. We went back to the roots of our game nights and busted out Cards Against Humanity! We were joined by Tracy (aka Tra-vis from our 100th Episode), her friend Jackie, Jess (of Rice is Rice fame) and her husband Joey. Tracy & Jackie unfortunately had to bounce during our break, which led to an exciting finish with a tie-breaker! We hope you enjoy the latest installment of our Gamenights! If you have a suggestion for a game you think we should play, leave us a note on our Facebook page! We’re taking a week off, and we’ll be back with an all new episode in 2 weeks! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 147 "Racist Pancakes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 119:53


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 147 “Racist Pancakes” Cast: Chris, Yajaria, Dieter & Angela Dinner: Creamy Dill Chicken with Purple Potatoes and Asparagus Welcome back to another new episode of Dinner with Schmucks! This week we welcome special guest Angela to the crew! You would think this being her 1st episode, we might take it easy, but that’s just not our style! We jump right in to a discussion about Aunt Jemima and her pancakes and husband, which segues into old, old Disney movies. Dinner, flying, passports, tacos, hotdogs and hip slang terms are discussed while toasting RIP to George Segal and Jessica Walters. We have a new Schmuck Files, Talkback 16 and Dear Asshole, along with us discussion the definition of an Orgy and learning new bedroom tricks! Thanks for listening in this week! Next week is Dinner with Schmucks Game Night V - The Gang Plays Cards Against Humanity (Again). Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss this hilarious rendition of America’s favorite party game! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 146 "State of Emergency"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 93:27


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 146 “State of Emergency” Cast: Chris, Yajaria & Dieter Dinner: Shrimp & Fish BangBang Tacos Welcome back to another new episode of Dinner with Schmucks! This week spring is here! We discuss our dinner, and Chris’s favorite place to find recipes these days, there is a spring theme throughout the episode including our “Spring Break Outta Control” themed Schmuck Files. Other topics this week include - dressing kids in hand-me downs, DVD rentals, the “Up” documentary series, virtual reality games, “Modern Day Segregation” a Karen tale, “Police Brutality” a Karen tale, Miami Beach’s state of emergency, drinking stories, PA’s vaccine changes, a new Talkback 16 and more! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 145 "Unsolicited D*ck Pics"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 85:14


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 145 “Unsolicited D*ck Pics” Cast: Chris, Yajaria & Dieter Dinner: Sweet Sriracha Turkey Stir Fry Welcome back to another new episode of Dinner with Schmucks! This week Another week brings another hodgepodge of topics! In this weeks edition of Nothing and Everything In Between we discuss Dick Pics, Yajaira’s weird stalker, our Hello Fresh dinner, Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, the shitty US legal system, J-E-L-L-O, improper use of loaner cars, being a see you next Tuesday to an Uber driver, Rick James & Charlie Murphy, the Smut Files, more masturbation, Talkback callers and Daylight Savings time, Dear Asshole, and kids and video games. Thats 10 lb’s of fun, stuffed into a 5 lb bag! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Taco Bells

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 79:36


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    Ep 143 "Mexican Devil Dogs"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 121:39


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 143 “Mexican Devil Dogs” Cast: Chris, Yajaria & Dieter Dinner: Nachos! It’s another new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! We stretched this one out a little bit (that’s what she said) with the normal crew this week. We discuss Anal Covid tests, strange weather patterns, last weeks episode, mario, the vaccine, plumbing, farting, living in “hip” places, driving in the rain, QPAC 2021, a new Schmuck Files, Talkback 16, and so much more! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 142 "Ideal Plane"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 90:30


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 142 “Ideal Plane” Cast: Chris, Yajaria & Dieter Dinner: Pot Roast w/Egg Noodles Welcome back to another episode of Dinner with Schmucks, episode 142! Yajaira is back this week and we jump right into it! This week we discuss the Slap a Hoe Tribe, Yajaira’s last dip into the dating pool, 90’s movies and TV shows, dinner discussion, a quick recap of last weeks episode with Carc, Ted “Cancun” Cruz, Sasha Baron Cohen, TV viewing habits, legalized Marijuana, weed gummies, and more! We also have a new Schmuck Files, and a new Talkaback 16 with Dr. Dieter. Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 141 "Hemlock Adjacent"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 132:11


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 141 “Hemlock Adjacent” Cast: Chris, Dieter & Marc Hey, hey, hey! We’re back with a brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks! Dieter & Chris this week are joined by special guest Marc (aka Carc) via Zoom! As has become standard for our “Carc” episodes, we unlock another door with an all new edition of “Getting to Know Dieter”. This time we discuss the Vegas to NYC transition. Our brand new Schmuck Files features the theme “Florida Woman, caught on camera”, and as Dieter reminds us, thats not as hot as it sounds! There is also a new edition of the Dr. Dieter presents the Talkback 16 clip of the week. That all surrounds a cavalcade of topics like taking trips down memory lane, the Super Bowl LV field crasher, Chris is in Facebook Jail again, kooky “Q” theories, Parks & Rec, cutting the cord, Covid vaccines and student loan debt, and more! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 140 "Supa Bowl - The Big Game Wrap Up 2021"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 82:58


    Dinner with Schmucks Episode 140 “Supa Bowl” The Big Game Wrap Up 2021 Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter & Lisa Dinner: Super Bowl shenanigans - Homemade Pizza, Pizza Rolls, Strawberry Zinger Brownies, Mini Hot Dogs Welcome back Everybody! Season 5 kicks off right now! The Big Game Wrap Up - 2021! We’re joined this week by OG cast member Lisa Bo Besa in the studio. We seemingly pick right up where we left off last year, like we never missed a beat. This weeks topics include: Premature Ejaculation, the Big Game, the New Studio, Super Bowl halftime show, English with Schmucks, what we did on our winter break, colonoscopies, Super Bowl commercials, The Little Things (movie), shoveling snow, a new Schmuck Files and a new edition of Dr. Dieter presents the Talkback 16 clip of the week! Thanks for listening in this week! If you like what you heard, be sure to subscribe to us on your favorite Podcast platform so you never miss another new episode! We also love reviews! Leave us one, and if it’s 5 stars, we’ll be your best friends! Keep up with us on Social Media: www.facebook.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.instagram.com/dinnerwithschmucks www.twitter.com/dwspodcast DWS Swag is just a click away! www.dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com Also don’t forget about our friends: High Stick Creative www.highstickcreative.com 5 Seven 0 Designs www.5seven0designs.threadless.com New Season 5 intro/outro music: Intro - Brain Dead - A Dinner with Schmucks Original Outro - Grape Juice - Alien Disco Get it here! - https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/alien-disco/1513753114

    Ep 139.5 "The Best... of 2020"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 52:31


    Episode 139.5 “The Best of… 2020” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, and special guests! Season 4 of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast is in the books, and so is 2020! It was a challenging year that changed the course of life for numerous folks, including some of those involved with the Podcast. These are 15 of the best clips from 2020. Enjoy! 1 (0:51) - Dieter Gets Angry (SFW) - From Episode 106 “Matchmaker” with Ashley Pontius
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Special Guest Comedienne Ashley Pontius
Dieter gets upset with some direction from Chris and goes off in a very safe for work kind of way. 2 (1:41) - Take That Joe Rogan - From Episode 102 “Captain Community”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Dan
We gloat about ranking higher on the Congo’s podcast charts than Joe Rogan. 3 (8:00) - Day at the Fair - From Episode 105 “A Taste of Nutville” with Vikki Kenyon
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Special Guest Vikki Kenyon of Vikki’s Nuthouse
Vikki recounts her 1st time being a vendor at the Wayne County Fair, which Dieter and Chris attended annually growing up. 4 (11:29) - Smaht Pahk - From Episode 103 “Mustard and Bologna” The Big Game Wrap-up.
Cast: Chris & Dieter
Chris & Dieter discuss the new Smart Park feature on the Hyundai Sonata’s that was unveiled to the world during a Super Bowl commercial. 5 (13:14) - A Barber - From Episode 123 “Bumblef*ck Buddies”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter
Yajaira recounts the time she met a Barber at the World of Beer in Tampa. 6 (17:38) - Grandma Dabs! - From Episode 130 “Grandma Dabs!”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
Dieter discovers a brand new bit of information to him that everyone else in the US & Canada knows, however he redeems himself with a brand new video he brought to the show. 7 (22:23) - White People Mixup - From Episode 107 “Butter, Brown Sugar, Bacon & Bleach" with Paradise Soul Food
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter and Special Guests Asia & Carolyn from Paradise Soul Food
Asia gets some notable “white” performers mixed up, Yajaira gets her Saxophone lines mixed up. 8 (25:01) - Scranton, 70’s Style - From Episode 110 “A Glitch”
Cast: Chris, Dieter and Special Guest Vince Marrone
Vince talks about his Dad’s shoe shine shop he had in downtown Scranton in the 70’s. 9 (29:18) - Bar Rescue - From Episode 113 “Prison Math”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
Chris & Yajaira talk about their quarantine guilty pleasure “Bar Rescue” and it’s host Jon Taffer 10 (33:28) - Bear Shit - From Episode 124 “Sunrise Surprise”
Cast: Chris & Dieter
Dieter talks about all the things he’d rather have happen to him than be killed gruesomely by a bear.

 11 (35:55) - The More You Know - From Episode 119 “Crutches”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
The gang talks about the first 2+ months of quarantine 2020 12 (37:20) - The Beanhammer - From Episode 115 “Cinco de Mayo Virtual Happy Hour”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Ashley & Edith.
Edith talks about how she messed up her knee back in early spring. 13 (38:40) - Year Zero - From Episode 101 “Google Me B*tch!)
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
Dieter explains how to properly count a calendar. 14 (41:59) - Next! - From Episode 126 “Next!”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter
A discussion about movies potentially opens up a new bit for the Podcast. Dieter is not impressed! 15 (46:14) - Dieter Plans an Orgy - From Episode 135 “Elephant Ears”
Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter 
After inquiring about everyone's pornography preferences, Dieter has figured out the perfect way to get that threesome he's been searching for.
 Thats it for Season 4 and 2020! Thanks for listening, we’re taking a few weeks off, but we’ll be back in early 2021 with new content! Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 139 "Holiday Virtual Happy Hour"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 144:33


    Episode 139 “Holiday Virtual Happy Hour” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira with special guests Junior, Ashley Pontius, Mike Oregano, Vikki Kenyon and Marc Kurtz a.k.a “Carc” Well we’ve made it. The end of 2020 is upon us, and with that we have put the wrap on another season of new episodes from the Dinner with Schmucks crew! This week we decided to bring a group of our friends together for a social distanced virtual send off of 2020. Mike Oregano joins us as our musical guest, and entertains us with a handful of songs. Ashley Pontius who made her 1st appearance on the podcast earlier in 2020, joins us for our wrap up, and performs a short standup set for us! Vikki Kenyon of Vikki’s Nuthouse gives us an update on what she’s been up to since she joined us early in 2020 on the podcast as well. We find out how to get fired as a Mall Santa, broken marriages, an update on Yajaira’s Pube Free Quest of 2020, a new holiday themed Schmuck Files, our favorite Christmas movies and so much more! Next week we’ll have a special episode - “The Best of 2020 - a clips episode” coming out next week. After that, we’ll be taking our customary winter break, and return with all new episodes in January! Thank you to everyone who tuned in this year, it’s been an incredibly tough year, and we hope that we were able to bring at least a few smiles and laughs to the faces of our listeners! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 138 "It's the Size That Counts (Not the Quality)"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 114:59


    Episode 138 “It’s the Size That Counts (Not the Quality)” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Chicken & Dumplings Welcome back to our 2nd to last new episode of 2020! We’re continuing our remote episodes as our local numbers are getting out of control unfortunately. We are brining you what was supposed to be Episode 137 before we went completely off script and did the entire episode without a kite. This week after multiple false starts we get into our Dinner, Yajaira fills us in on Meat in America, there are some new slogans we are trying out, librarians, sushi, the cult of trump, sex toys, baby wheels, MAGA Moms, the continuing destruction of America at the tiny hands of trump, the holiday season, Canada, a new Schmuck Files, hypnotization, anti-maskers, social media, asshole drivers, a new Blast from the Past and much more! Next week will be our special Virtual Holiday Happy Hour with faces you know and love from the podcast, along with some special guest performances! The episode will be released on Festivus, Wed, December 23rd! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 137 "Toilet Fun"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 131:33


    Episode 137 “Toilet Fun” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira & Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Greek Lamb Meatball Pita’s We’re back with the 1st of our last 3 new episodes of 2020!
It’s an unplanned episode of flying without a kite. Dieter gives a few more details of the story of his 1st Ithaca roommate, which spawned a discussion about sharing razors, which led into personal grooming, threesomes, wrestling, Elf, Segways, Covid outbreaks, exposure and vaccines, toilets, public pooping, the media, taxes, student load debt, food, our dinner, pork, dry streaks, and much more! We’re recording our Holiday Virtual Happy Hour Podcast on Dec 19th, with release on Festivus - December 23rd. It will be our last new episode of 2020 as we head into our holiday break! Keep your eyes & ears peeled for the episode! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 136 "Persona Non Shita"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 132:48


    Episode 136 “Persona Non Shita” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Dieter & Marc (aka Carc). We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, and didn’t do anything dumb! We’re back with an all new episode this week, that was recorded a few weeks ago. Chris & Dieter were joined by Marc aka “Carc” this week as we set forth on our podcast adventure. Marc gets a funny feeling about a video game, digital hoarders, hunting, smart homes, slot cars, Dieter on being 40, comfort shows, an all new schmuck files, and an all new getting to know Dieter - the Good Time Ithaca College years, plus so much more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 135 "Elephant Ears"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 118:36


    Episode 135 “Elephant Ears” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaria and Dieter. This Week’s Dinner: Taco Soup Happy Thanksgiving everybody! To help you get through the holiday week, we’ve got an all new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. This week we talked about a ton, and learned some new things! Feeling old, exes, injuries, questionable situations on camera, the state of the US, Covid Vaccines, Mia Mastroianni, Bronx Fight Club, super-spreader events, Saved by the Bell reboot, a major spoiler drop regarding “The League” that Dieter didn’t know about, a new Schmuck Files, Porn, white people sticking their noses into places they shouldn’t, the one that got away, and much more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 134 "Election 2020 - Part 2"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 90:18


    Episode 134 “Election 2020 - Part 2” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaria and Dieter. This Week’s Dinner: Pan Fried Pork Chops & Carrots with left-over Devil Fries. Thanks for checking out this weeks episode! As the title states, this episode is the 2nd part about the historic election that has consumed the USA this past week plus. A President was chosen, and once refuses to concede. We discuss all the news that filled the days between part 1 and 2. We also discuss Borat 2, and the “scene”. SNL, Darryl Hammond, Alex Trebek, Sean Connery, a new Schmuck Files, lazy people and gaslighting, legalized pot and much more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 133 "Election 2020 - Part 1"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 118:55


    Episode 133 “Election 2020 - Part 1” This Week’s Cast: Chris & Yajaria with special guests Lisa and Shawn Rosler. This Week’s Dinner: Orange Chicken & Jasmine Rice. Thanks for checking out this weeks episode! As the title states, this episode is about the historic election that has consumed the USA this past week. There are some real time stats that come out during the episode as we inch closer to President Elect Joe Biden, and Vice President Elect Kamala Harris. Lisa is joining us for a 2nd straight week, this week filling in for an injured Dieter. Shawn Rosler from the Coarse Grind Podcast joins us for a little bit at the end for his perspective on the election, and what’s going on with the Coarse Grind Podcast. Discussions about vote counts, frivolous lawsuits, voting procedures, media coverage, tweets, conspiracy theories, lies, and more! We take a quick departure from the election to visit FL & Western PA for a new edition of the Schmuck Files. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 132 "Trick or Trick?" Halloween Virtual Happy Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 105:21


    Episode 132 “Trick or Trick” Halloween Virtual Happy Hour This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Dieter, Lisa and Junior Welcome back to Happy Hour! This week Chris, Yajaira and Dieter are joined via Zoom by Lisa & Junior, all dressed up in costume for our Halloween episode! This week we catch up with our Flori-DUH compadres, discuss our costumes, Chris getting picked on by Bobby Kelly, exes reviews, double purchases on Amazon, online dating reviews, social credit, the upcoming election and the failure of the current admin, Top Gun vs Airwolf, Chris & Dieter at the Daily Show circa 1999, Puma, adult stores and toys, the new Borat film, P.R.P.I., and more! If you want to see the shenanigans we were having, this episode is also available on our YouTube Channel and Facebook Watch page. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 131 "Egregious"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 100:54


    Episode 131 “Egregious” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter We’re back after a few weeks off, but one episode-less week. Dieter is joining us remote again as our area is dealing with an uptick in Covid cases. We’ve improved the remote setup, so it’s like he’s sitting right next to us! We discuss what Yajaira has learned we are doing all wrong with the podcast, and that brings up its origins. From there we go on a journey of masturbating at work, blumpkins, editing magic, the election season that is upon us, the MLB playoffs, BBQ vs Grilling, TV to fall asleep to, that App life, Dinner, Yajaira’s Cheesecake, nay cheesesteak, social media and text spam, gated communities, names, anger issues, a new Schmuck Files and a lot more! Next week we’re planning our Halloween happy hour episode. Check out our Facebook page for more details ahead of time! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 130.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 2”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 58:56


    Episode 130.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 2” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K and many special guests! It’s time for part 2 of our “Best of #EroticRiverview” series. It’s just like old times as we take a listen to 10 clips from the first 2 season of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. 1 (0:53) - Sugar Scrub - From Episode 2 “That Reminds Me Of An Episode Of Friends”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Andrew and Josh talk about Andrew’s new (short lived) hobby. 2 (6:08) - Booty Clap - From Episode 19 “Sex and Drugs and Porn”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K discuss Chris & Yajaira’s recent trip to Scarlett’s in Ybor City. 3 (10:05) - Dead Squirrels - From Episode 22 “Mice & Chips” A DWS Gamenight
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K are joined by special guests Junior, Maria and Jenna as we play The Game of Things for our Season 1 Holiday Game Night. 4 (18:38) - Tilapia - From Episode 26 “Big Game Food Baby”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special-K and Josh review the menu at Taco Bell and Burger King. 5 (23:17) - Welcome to the 90’s - From Episode 31 “F*ck Spectrum”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, and Special-K bring back everyone’s favorite saying/sound from the 90’s! 6 (26:18) - Overtime - From Episode 34 “#RememberTheDiarrhea” A DWS Gamenight
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K, Junior, Jenna and Robert have hit the 1st ever Overtime in Dinner with Schmucks Gamenight History! 7 (33:51) - F*cked By A Sawzall - From Episode 48 “Kool-Aid Smile”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Special-K check out this week’s weird Amazon Facebook find. 8 (39:30) - The Fusilli Salad - From Episode 56 “You Just Got Jammed”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special-K are joined by special guests Martin and Kristen as we try to convince each other what pasta is what. 9 (44:20) - 2 Pump Chump - From Episode 59 “Pink Sock”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Special-K are joined by Junior as they discuss the Hulk Hogan surveillance sex tape. 10 (46:28) - C.A.B. - From Episode 62 “Farewell #EroticRiverview - Part 1, The Deckcast 2.0”
Chris, Yajaira and Special-K are joined by guests Junior and Buford as they sit around the fire, and discuss relationships and C.A.B.’s. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 130 "Grandma Dabs!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 82:46


    Episode 130 “Grandma Dabs!” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: London Broil, Mashed Potatoes, Mixed Veggies So this is the episode we were in the middle of recording when we got the news about Special-K two weeks ago. We had just completed our Dr. Dieter Talkback 16 Segment of the week. In editing, we made the decision to cut the episode after that segment. After some crafty work on the behalf of High Stick Creative Audio Services, we present to you a full brand new episode of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. Welcome to episode 130! Yajaira is back in the studio again this week, and we jump right into things as we discover something about Dieter that no-one in North America would believe, grandma starts her day right, crazy women, Lindsay Lohan, nice asses, dating a transgender person, bears bears everywhere, the 570, trump asinine vaccine timeline, a new edition of the Schmuck Files featuring “All the best people”, a check in with our favorite Flori-DUH sheriff; Gray Judd, and a new Talkback 16 rounds out this weeks episode. Next week we’ll have our Part 2 of The Best of Erotic Riverivew. 10 more clips from our first 65 episodes featuring our O.G. Crew of Yajaira, Chris, Lisa, and Special-K. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 129.5 "A Tribute to Special-K" - A Memorial Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 78:20


    Episode 129.5 "A Tribute to Special-K" - A Memorial Episode Well this is the kind of episode you never want to do. Unfortunately we lost an OG member of our Podcast family last week. Kris aka “Special-K” was killed in a motorcycle accident in Riverview, FL. After the initial shock wore off, we immediately decided that a special episode was in order to celebrate Special-K’s life, and contributions to the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast during our first two seasons. The clips are sequenced in order by date recorded. 13 Special-K Clips and some kind words from special friends will fill your headphones for the next hour and twenty minutes or so. Enjoy this special tribute episode to our Co-Host, Friend and Family member - Kris “Special-K” Monette • 1976-2020 Rest in peace buddy. We love you and miss you. 1) “Dad Jokes” from Episode 4 “She Don’t Like Sweet Meat” - Special K’s 1st appearance on the Podcast (11:59) 2) “Chris ’N Kris Show” from Episode 10.5 “Warm it Up Chris ’N Kris” (13:33) 3) “The Hunt” from Episode 17 “Ghost Semen” (15:14) 4) “Kicked Out Of A Strip Club” from Episode 19 “Sex and Drugs and Porn” (17:39) 5) “Wrong Doug” from Episode 23 “Live from Polk County” (30:57) 6) “Making of a Promo” from Episode 39.5 “The Cutting Room Floor - Vol 01” (33:51) 7) “Happy Birthday” from Episode 34 “Remember the Diarrhea” - Game Night III (47:24) 8) “Special-K Gets a Theme Song” from Episode 43 “The McLoad” (51:25) 9) “Lisa & Special-K Pre-Podcast, Podcast” from Episode 91.5 “The Cutting Room Floor - Vol 02” (54:18) 10) “Kool Aid Smile” from Episode 48 “Kool Aid Smile” (1:03:31) 11) “Special-K’s Bike” from Episode 58 “Rancid Hot Nuts” (1:07:11) 12) “Sharing” from Episode 60 “Midget Earmuffs” (1:10:11) 13) “200lbs of Pressure” from Episode 95 “See You Next Tuesday” (1:13:04) #FUCK2020

    Ep 129 "Someday Before Tomorrow"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 97:24


    Episode 129 “Someday Before Tomorrow” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Chris & Dieter are back from the new studio, well sort of. New studio space, but just at a table in the middle of the room. The weather has taken a drastic turn here in the northeast, and our temporary setting of the back porch just wasn’t going to work this week. This week the show might warrant a subtle “Nerd Alert” as we dig into Saxaphones, 3D printing, Laser Discs and Mini Discs. We also discuss a rumored BNL controversy, Re-Issues and Special Edition album releases, records themselves and turntables, clogged drains and much more. To wrap it all up we have a special treat as we listen back to some early recorded songs by Typical Situation, of which Dieter and Chris were members of. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 128 "Threesome?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 83:12


    Episode 128 “Threesome?” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Pizza & Pepperoni Rolls Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. The three amigo’s are back for another week of fun! This weeks episode is almost divided into 2 parts. Story-time and the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast! All three hosts recount stories and oh-so close encounters of their sexual youth. Yajaira gives us an update on here Married at First Sight obsession, The Real World, Wikipedia & Social Media, Cheesesteaks, VR… It’s just cool, and more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 127 “Joey Lawrence Is Hip”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 95:39


    Episode 127 “Joey Lawrence is Hip” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Chicken & Rice Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Chris & Dieter are back yet again for another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. T his week we get to know another part of Dieter’s past, as the puzzle continues to come together thanks to the help of C.A.R.C. Industries Worldwide, Ltd. We discuss plans for our new segment, Dr. Dieter will see you now, a couple of crotchety old men complain about youths, the price of things, and legal fireworks. What traits did you acquire from your parents? We discuss some of those, things you find when you parents die, Blossom (the show and person), everything you would want to know about Paul Rudd, brainwashing, 1984, the 2020 RNC, life during Covid, the other side, and even more! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 126 "NEXT!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 99:17


    Episode 126 “NEXT!” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira and Dieter This Week’s Dinner: Taco Bake Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. Yajaira is back on mic for the 1st time in about a month! We’ve certainly missed her, and she missed everyone! She jumps right into the convo this week as we talk about letters as numbers, ‘Rona weight gain, life with a toddler, Cicadas, new sources of protein, the sketchy motel guy, arranged marriages, online relationships, haptic sex toys, peaking in your 20’s, movies, wrestling, the M. Night Shyamalan TV show, mini discs, and our 1st impromptu segment of “Never Seen It, NEXT!” with District 9. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 125 “Willfully Ignorant”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 79:10


    Episode 125 “Willfully Ignorant” This Week’s Cast: Chris and Dieter Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. Another week not so live from the back porch as we enjoy the waning days of summer here in NEPA. This week it’s Chris & Dieter again, and can we say, somewhat more on point this week? Here’s what we discussed this week - the weather, Matchbox 20, Hall and Oates, file sharing, ‘Round Midnight, Sisters, microwaves, masks, street performers, Joe Rogan, weed, fuck 2020, getting older, showers (not golden), and much more. As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 124 "Dieter is George Costanza"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 106:28


    Episode 124 “Dieter is George Costanza” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Dieter, and Dan. Thanks for checking out another brand new episode of Dinner with Schmucks. We’re out of the studio this week, as we will be for the next little bit, as we move houses and studios once again. This week Chris & Dieter are joined by Dan out on the porch. The very site of Episode #5. With no kite, we cover a wide range of stream of conscious thoughts including science, video games, tv, music, porn, and much more all set to the sounds of nature in the Poconos! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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    Ep 123.5 "The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 64:39


    Episode 123.5 “The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1” This Week’s Cast: Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K and many special guests! This week we have a clips episode (remember when Sitcoms used to do one a season???) The Best of #EroticRiverview Part 1! It’s just like old times as we take a listen to 7 clips from the first 2 season of the Dinner with Schmucks Podcast. 1 (0:52) - Flori-DUH - From Episode 1 “Flori-DUH”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa and Andrew jump right into our 1st Schmuck of the Week in our very 1st episode. 2 (7:17) - Cards Against Humanity - From Episode 7 “Jerking Off Into a Pool of Children’s Tears”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Josh and Junior join us for our inaugural Game Night when we played Cards Against Humanity. 3 (13:43) - Peterbilt - From Episode 10 “Whitney Houston, 5 Years Sober”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Josh and Andrew discuss Andrew’s favorite porn actor from his childhood. 4 (22:58) - Evil Gummy Bears - From Episode 21 “Evil Gummy Bears”
Chris, Yajaira and Lisa check out the reviews of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. 5 (33:06) - 5 Second Rule - From Episode 34 “#RememberTheDiarrhea”
Chris, Yajaira, Lisa, Special K, Junior, Jenna and Robert all sit down to play the game 5 Second Rule, and it’s a lot harder than you think! 6 (40:41) - Captain Cookie - From Episode 48.5 “8 Short Stories”
Chris, Special K and Buford sit around the kitchen table and listen to Buford tell us about loosing his virginity. 7 (53:24) - Yajaira’s Birthday Gifts - From Episode 46 “The ClamCast II”
Yajaira, Lisa, Jenna, Edith, Charmaine and Nikki join Yajaira for her birthday gift extravaganza! As always, thanks for listening, and enjoy the episode. Just remember, we will be your best friends if you leave us a 5 Star rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Wanna rock some Dinner with Schmucks SWAG??? You know you do! dinnerwithschmucks.threadless.com is the official Dinner with Schmucks shop! We’re growing our YouTube channel, and we need you to subscribe today! http://bit.ly/DWSYouTube Check out our Facebook, Instagram & Twitter feeds Facebook - http://bit.ly/Facebook_DWS 
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