Podcasts about guillaume tucker

Cher goes on a blind date. Scarlet hosts the crew at her place for drinks. Mindy and Pete analyze Cher's new potential love interest. If you'd like to become a Patreon supporter, follow this link: www.patreon.com/ICHBWEpisode CreditsCher: TAYLOR VAUGHN LASLEYMr. FlapJack: MANUEL LOZANOScarlet: CLEO HANDLERMindy: GABAAri: JEREMY GUSKINPete: LUKE ADAMSHost: Zach ReidCreated/Written/Directed/Produced by Taylor Vaughn LasleyEdited/Mixed/Designed by Taylor Vaughn LasleyProduction Coordination by Tarek ZiadTheme Song: "Tango Mecanique" by Kirk Pearson and BITAdditional Music: "You Can't Love Me," by Audiobinger, and  "Pop Sweet Pop," by Guillaume Tucker. SPECIAL THANKS TO: Jeff Howard, Ashleigh Bergh, and Chloe Zale

WOOF. Let me tell ya folks, we are glad to have this one out of the factory, on the sales floor, and out of our lives. What a right and proper mess. In today's episode, Jess pits chik'n nugs in a one-on-one cage match, while I find an excuse to rip used car lot jingles off the internet and put them in our podcast. COMMERCIALS REFERENCED IN TODAY'S EPISODE: L2T Media - "Ted Russell Nissan - If It'll Drive... It's Worth $8,500" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZum6giCOhw West Chevrolet - "August 2018 truck specials" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ikM-oy3II skee967 - "Jim Cogdill Dodge Cirque Circus of Savings" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL7BwXPeMEc   We would also like to thank Guillaume Tucker for "Bebop Molecule", which we did indeed wind up using as our ad break bop.   Want to get in touch with us? Here's how! We love to hear from folks, especially right now, when we can use all the human contact we can get. Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Twitter: @CriticEveryone foreveracritic@gmail.com Our network: https://xraypod.com/ Keep on keepin' on, friends. 

In today's episode, Jess ushers in a bacon-wave of the future, while Jonathan takes the family out for SoCal's finest quesadilla salads.  It's the only way we know to say thanks to all of our new listeners. We hope you stay tuned for many a bacon-wave to come.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain          

This week, we're rolling out the red carpet for some new listeners and announcing the Month of Only Good Intros! Only the toppest-tier intros for your ears, comin' at you hot n' ready like a Little Ceasars Impossible Pizza.  Also in today's episode, Jess drags us by the nose back to the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook, while Jonathan gets dangerous with some medieval weaponry.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

In this week's episode Jess takes another hard look at the concerning things people do with their graduate degrees, and Jonathan plays a dirty rotten trick. If you like what you hear tell a friend! Tell two friends!     Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Did you know coffee gravy is a thing? Well, your southern Granny does. In today's episode, we expose all of Granny's gravy misdeeds to the world: Red-Eye Gravy and Chocolate Gravy. Also, we Raid the Amazon Pantry for popcorn toppings and find out how easy it is to turn a simple popcorn flavoring into a deadly aerosol.   If you like what you hear, then be sure to tell a friend! We plumb ran out of friends months ago.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Is that title really relevant to today's bangin' topics? Nah. But it does sound like that famous Mike N Ikes slogan, which is a very funny thing. We had a board meeting and agreed that it's very funny. In today's episode, I plunder AllRecipes for it's peanut butter perversions, which happens to be Jess's least favorite food in the universe. Meanwhile Jess takes us down a beany path that we may never truly escape. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Alternate titles for today's episode include:   Cosmic Whatnots We're All Stardust, Baby The American Likes to Hyperbole Lemme Get Sitiated Don't Fuck with the English Heritage Society. Cute Ginger Has My Heart Jail for Animals Morning Cocktail Time Guinnea Pig Jousting (how the FUCK do you spell guinnea pig gunniea gunny guinne)     Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

In today's episode, we begin with a big welcome to our new listeners, who, if I'm crunching the numbers correctly, have already bounced. You really gotta hug 'em quick, huh. Like a Sting and The Police song, ya just gotta scoop 'em up and never let go. Or is that Bon Jovi? Who remembers. Anyway, the rest of today's episode is devoted to Easter: Easter foods, Easter festivities, and Easter government cover-ups. It's a pretty tight one, gang.  Music used in this episode includes:   Sweeter Vermouth - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Vast and vibrant vistas. Crisp apple air filled with the sound of horny birds. There's a lot to love about our glorious American mountain tops. But the worst part? That one asshole hiker, who treks all over Mt. Shasta, checking their cell signal every 2 seconds, waiting to finally post their 1 star review on Trip Advisor: "MEH. I've had better." That's the dark place Jess decided to take us. Also in today's episode, we rediscover Subway's old corporate slogan: You Only Get One. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Well bless our mess because in today's episode, everything is made up and the points don't matter. Meanwhile, Jess takes us back to her nasty, bibliophobic book-nook for a quick look at how NOT to help yourself.  At 3 minutes over, this might be our weirdest episode yet. In a good way. We're really proud of this one. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain      

Alternate titles for today's episode include:  The Greatest Failing in the Universe Not Watermelon Pizza Now We're Way Off Track We Start Our First Topic at 7:33 Let's Be Severe Fuck a Crispy Topping Quesadilla Explosion Food Poisoning Keeps This Family Together Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

That's right friend, this time we're intentionally bringing you a congruent collection of the hottest reviews of gaming culture. Jess talks Game Stop and the creeps there-in, while I take us a plosive-filled trip down memory lane.  We've already recorded Episode 35, and let me tell ya, it's a real hoot'n-a-half. We may be slowly losing our minds as our jobs quickly escalate into sheer untenability.    Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

and I'm sorry. But seriously, at 5 minutes over, there's a whole lot of hop gunk up in this one. Music used in this episode includes: Sheboygan Theme: Lee Rosevere - I Was Waiting for Him http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/The_Big_Loop_-_FML_original_podcast_score/Lee_Rosevere_-_The_Big_Loop_-_FML_original_podcast_score_-_17_I_Was_Waiting_for_Him 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

More and more, with every episode we record, we find ourselves amazed by the treasures that lie inside AllRecipes helpful and completely functional website. And what greater treasure is there then the chickeny goodness of Not Chicken. In today's episode, Jess introduces her new, cage-free segment, Impostor Syndrome, where we dig deep into all the ways a simple vegetarian recipe can go horribly awry.   Meanwhile, I take us back to the Amazon Pantry to stock up on a few essentials: cheese dip, and super special tap water. Because we all drink water. We have to. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Reality TV has invited American viewers into so many wacky lifestyles. Swamp folks, pawn shop folks, storage unit folks, you name it. Why can't we spend some time with the bushy-bearded boys, finding buried treasure with their metal detectors? Some TV exec is really sleepin' on the job here. That's really the part of the episode you should focus on, and not so much my regrettable Arlo Guthrie impersonation. But hey, sometimes you gotta overcommit to the bit, baby. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain          

Ya'll, we made it to 30 episodes, and gorsh do we have a real hootananny of an episode for ya. In this one, a zucchini dreams of a better life, a parent spies on their unruly teens, and a friend of the show takes a trip to the desert.  Did you know the double s in "dessert" stands for "sweet stuff"? It does! You're welcome.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Warning, this episode contains graphic discussion of dead recurring segments. It's tragic and sad, especially when we do it to our own barely listened to podcast, but someone has to talk about it.  But don't worry, Jess keeps the show going with dope reviews for hotels in Arkansas and polite reviews for Taco Bells in Canada. And at an extremely sensible and listenable  48 minutes, why would you not listen to this one AND tell your friends to listen please too thank you we both work so hard all the time and our bones hurt real bad.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain    

One might assume Dr. Seuss is an untouchable giant of kid's fic legend. But even the Hop-on-Pop Man himself comes under fire from the internet's least-grounded reviewers, who have no respect for boundaries. Except America's boundaries; they definitely tend to be a family-separation kind of crowd. Anyway, we also find out what knock-off consoles you can buy on Amazon RIGHT NOW, unless your gift-hunting grandparents buy them all first.  And all at a dash-heavy 51 minutes! That's like two eps of Jeapordy, ya'll! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Well folks, the Patriots might have destroyed their compitetion this year, but no where near as badly as Trisha Yearwood and her friends at the Food Network will destroy your Big Game get-together! That's right, this week, Jess and I coincidentally (and unsurprisingly) both did Big Game related topics. We've got Beergaritas from Sandra Lee, dry balls from Trisha Yearwood, and sexy brownies from Rea Drummond.  Is it timely? Hell no. But hey, this year's Big Game was basically a wash anyway. And at a first-downing 55 minutes, we're way less tedious than actual football! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

For too long the Kroger Corporation has kept us little folks down with its gas points and its consumer innovations. But now it's our turn, and we're gonna throw the book at them. The coupon book. I just read that back and damn that's a sad stack of weak-ass sentences. But hey, we'll also hear from Mayor Randy Fenderbender before taking a trip to his beautiful, tunnely town. And all at a squeaking-right-by 59 minutes! Music used in this episode includes: Paw Paw Insert: Doctor Turtle - "You Um, I'll Ah" http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doctor_Turtle/none_given_1561/Doctor_Turtle_-_You_Um_Ill_Ah1 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - "Bebop Molecule" http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - "Green Lights" http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - "Drag Chain" http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

In today's episode, no thanks to Jess, we learn a little too much about my checkered past with a certain salad dressing. And before that, she decides to introduce the great sound of confetti sprinkles to our already dying podcast. This is apparently the episode where I do penance for all of my recurring segment sins. Also in today's episode, I introduce a new recurring segment.  But hey, that 50min runtime sure ain't no sin, no sir no way.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

This one has some singing. I don't know what else to tell you. I would say I'm sorry, but. Anyway, in today's episode, we finally talk Shoney's. Everyone's been wondering, when will they finally talk Shoney's. Well, it's here. We also dig into reviews for fish-infused hair products and knock-off Red Lobster biscuits. But that's way less interesting than the number one destination for American families. And at a nearly successful 1:02! Damn! We beefed it!   Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Airports bring out the worst in us. They charge us $10 for a beer, throw us on a conveyor belt, and ask us to take our shoes off in public. Thus, you know we *had* to take another look at the poor saps trying to get their last coffee in Earth before they fly out of Dulles. Because we're nasty.  Meanwhile, we attempt to talk pizza. But when Jess decides to defend Allrecipes, things get heated. And all at a barely-made-it 59 minutes, no less! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Well folks, we talked about the podcast a lot yesterday. Did a bit of editing. Never once realized we missed our upload.  On today's episode, Jess finally talks some serious shop. Like, some seriously serious shop, with the Baker's Edge Brownie Pan. Because who doesn't want a little more edge these days? Also, we politely request our money back money back money back money back ribs. And only at two minutes over. Damn it. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Look, we recorded this one around Christmas, so today's episode has a certain theme to it. A certain sort of motif. And we're not saying it's "eat the rich." That's not the theme. We're definitely not landing on that one. Boot the rich? Now THERE'S a theme. Besides, who has time to hate on rich folks when we're too busy grilling indoors, storing change in our water bottles, and doing puzzles that our just for boys. Certainly not us. And all at 1hr 6min too. It's a Christmas ... what's the opposite of a miracle? Shitshow? That one. Music used in this episode includes: Alpharetta insert: Appalachian Coal Mines - Mid-Air Machine http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Ask%20Again/Midnight_Caravan/Coal_Miners 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

In today's episode, we return to the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook for a wide-eyed look at some children's classics. After all, how could anyone be upset with Brown Bear, Brown Bear? It's just a picture book about a bear, for shit's sake. I mean, seriously, if we can take a moment. How. Also, we journey to Surprise, Arizona for a surprise trip to the Surprise Subway. I bet nobody saw that coming.  And all at a sensual 55 minutes! We did it! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain      

Don't you hate it when you buy your soap in bulk from the CostCo, and you scrubadubdub all the soap away and now you've just got this big box and you're like, what am I gonna do with this big soap box? Anyway, I passed a pizza and games chain and it made me ranty. In other news, Jess brings the funny with her reviews for frito pie (with Wolf Brand Chili) and LaCroix (sp?).   And at a stodgy, shitty 5 minutes over. I blame capitalism. Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

In today's episode, we find out how shallow the Yelp rabbit hole gets. We also talk about more creative uses for nuts, a brashly named barbecue joint, and Sally's unwanted thoughts on said 'Q.  It's a short one folks. 53 minutes. I can't fucking believe it.  Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain      

You thought you'd had enough dogs. But AllRecipes' appetite for dogs can never be sated. Its ambivalent eye always forever roams the horizon, seeking new ways to devour some emulsified pork.   On a happier note, Jess talks sweet tea, the South's love of sugar, and deodorants full of plant stuff. Classic. And at a satisfying 56 minutes, no less!    Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Today, on this humble November 28th, we give thanks (and take thanks) for all the vegetarian burger crumbles we received this year. We turned em into stews and loaves, cakes and stirfries. Just a little dry Boca, rubbed between your dry, dry hands. Hmm. Also, I take us on a grand ol' journey to Grand Island, Nebraska, where the grass is green and the water slides are pretty. Plus we have a special announcement from an ol' friend of the show. And only at a golly-gee 62 minutes! Rats! Music used in this episode includes: Presidential Announcement: US Coast Guard Band - You're a Grand Old Flag  https://www.loc.gov/item/ihas.100010450/ 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

So when I decided to explore reviews for homeopathic remedies, I thought I was truly sourcing the wackiest, wildest reviews available to humankind. I was wrong. Turns out, it's the macadamia milk community that really hangs out on the fringe, waiting for the next Apocalypse and not vaccinating their kids. Go figure. This week, Jess explores alternative milkicine, while I form another raiding party and assail the Amazon Pantry (beverages edition). And our macadamia madness drove us 2 minutes over! Balls! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Well friends, our last episode only got half the downloads as usual. Our team of data analysts tells us that sex apparently doesn't sell with ya'll, so we've changed course and brought you the least sexy topic around: classic books, and the people who hate them. Also, I take us on an ill-fated trip to Gatlinburg, for which we will definitely be sued for slander if we ever become a popular podcast. And all at an oh-so-platonic 56 minutes! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain      

In today's episode, we talk crystals, healing, and healing crystals. We also discuss the delirium of buying coffee at the Airport and the diners in Maine who just want some chips n' salsa for once in their lives, please. But  mostly, it's all about them shiny little love bugs.  But despite all the power emanating from these jagged gems, we still went 2 mins and 30 seconds over! Ass! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Ken's boiled eggs. "Classic" Buffalo Wings. Sassy Yankee Candle surveys. Today's episode has it all, including the return of our extra spicy segment, Talk Shit, Get Dragged.  And at a smooth 60 minutes, no less!   Music used in this episode includes:   "Party Pete's Pepper and Plosive Power Hour" Theme: BOPD - 2.2.05 http://freemusicarchive.org/music/BOPD/2005_Stayin_Alive_InstruMentals/2205 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain    

The Fresh Prince of Subway goes by many names. Wears many faces. As the much sought-after heir to the throne of Sandwich, he has to. But don't worry, we've got the inside scope, including the Prince's latest trip to Dallas, Texas, where he encountered many a Subway worker who, god forbid, speaks English as a second language. Meanwhile, Jess queries AllRecipes for pumpkin-flavored dog treats, and we get ejected from a Bengay comedy club. All at an oh-so-tasty 54 minutes! Music used in this episode includes: Fresh Prince of Subway Theme: Lee Rosevere - Get the Gist http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/2015021275957958/Lee_Rosevere_-_02_-_Get_the_Gist 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

We recorded this during some dark times in our country's history. There's no glossing over that fact. But no matter how bad things get, Dick Strawbridge and his wild, wild cabins are there to help. Oh, and did we forget to mention that he's a Lieutenant-Colonel with the British Army? So actually, that'll be Lt Colonel Dick Strawbridge to you.  Also, Jess talks about Uno and vegetarian lasagna, while I introduce our newest segment: Doctor Doctor, actually I don't trust you very much.  But who cares about any of that; this is a Dick Strawbridge podcast now. And at a limber 53 minutes, no less! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain  

Parents, it's okay to give your kid a hotdog every now and then. That's fine. But a hotdog stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon, then dipped in maple syrup? Fuck it, why not. Also in today's episode, Jess takes us to Rue 21. American Aeropostle. One of those. We also dish the deets on Nyquil and all of it's great, great features. All at a sexy 57 minutes, no less! Music used in this episode includes: 'Ad Break': Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

My dear Snuggie, once you were the talk of the town. Now, here you sit on Amazon, derided by the masses, shouting into the void "I'm more than a robe you wear backwards! I know it!" Also in this week's episode, Jonathan takes us on a grand tour of Pocatello, Idaho: the most average city on Earth. We also check in with the Yoga monsters at Whole Foods. I really tried to get it under an hour, I swear!   Music used in this episode includes: Pocatello Ad: Doctor Turtle - Doctor Talos Answers the Door http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Doctor_Turtle/none_given_1561/Doctor_Turtle_-_Doctor_Talos_Answers_The_Door "Ad Break" Music: Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Outro Music: Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_Lights And our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain

Here's some advice: if you get fiesty one night and have too much "whine," *don't* hop online and criticize beloved TV chefs. Because you'll get dragged. Also this week, Jess shares recipes for stinky fish salad and triggers GERD sufferers everywhere with reviews for Flamin' Hot Cheetos. It's only an hour long! Music used in this episode includes: Guillaume Tucker - Bebop Molecule http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Guillaume_Tucker/2015021275957958/BebopMolecule-GTucker-Verdigris Jahzzar - Green Lights http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Tumbling_Dishes_Like_Old-Mans_Wishes/Green_LightsAnd our theme song: Steve Combs - Drag Chain http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Steve_Combs/Speaking_in_Spirals_1809/03_Drag_Chain    

Guillaume TuckerIn this episode:Interview with creative commons musician Guillaume Tucker.Audiomp3 audio | ogg audio | stream | torrentSubscribe to the Show:via iTunes | Other via RSSwebsite - https://verdigris.muClosing track - "anima" by Guillaume Tucker - CC-BY-NC-SA