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r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out my kid's teacher for talking down to me? AITA for saying I don't want to be my friend's “fat bridesmaid aesthetic”? AITA for leaving my SIL's house after she invited me over to "not be alone" but just wanted free childcare? AITA for not for not giving my neighbors food. AITA for refusing to top up on electricity coz my roommate likes to keep her lights on AITA for making my pregnant sister lose time after she told me to "pretend i didnt know her"? AITA for telling my sister to just wear the stupid dress for her husband and to stop overthinking it? AITA for telling my husband I don't want his mom to stay with us for two months in our one-bedroom apartment? WIBTA if I told my guests that it was awful having them stay over? AITA for walking my friends' under-exercised dog more than they usually do – which led to vet costs and now drama? AITA: My husband will invite his family and friends over without telling me until that day. He then expects me to clean, run to the store and prep/cook everything. I finally just decided to leave the house the last time he told me because I only had 4 hours till their arrival. He canceled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I broke up with my GF after she got a face tattoo What's your most ‘throw my phone in the ocean' moment? ran into my ex's parents tonight and now i can't stop thinking about him My parents took me out of school in 2nd grade, and I'll never forgive them for what they took from me People don't even realize how cruel they are to the homeless. Or maybe they do. It's dehumanizing. I'm glad someone gave me a stick of deodorant She left the kids. How do I even explain that to them? I think my mom regretted having kids, and it breaks my heart to admit it My wife cheated on me I was my daughter's “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I'm not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother's new girlfriend is everything my ex said I'd never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn't. I've been substituting for elementary kids and I've never seen kids behave this way. I took the DNA test, and I regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

estimated a 30 minute print time. TIFU by accidentally dumping a ship's entire black water tank into a dry dock and running away TIFU by using my laptop like a boomer for 8 years TIFU by accidentally turning a wholesome first date into shame TIFU by crop dusting a family at Target TIFU I thought I was supposed to check out tomorrow, but it was actually today. I went out early for a hike, the hostel called the police thinking I had disappeared. TIFU: Removed the film on my TV, turns out I wasn't supposed to remove it. IFU by cupping my forehead. I should never go along with what my bf says ever again. TIFU by trying to act fancy at a lobster dinner and accidentally assaulting my boss's wife with seafood TIFU by basically telling a girl that I'm a liar who's going to gaslight her TIFU by being honest at a car crash Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where GM didn't like the new owners making change Work my wage. I had my first road rage and I used it to gridlock an intersection. New dress code? Sure, I'll follow it exactly The only battle I ever won with a college. You want it in writing? You got it. I got my manager yelled at by a customer over his dumb rules Want us to call in? Sure! Lazy boss demands I do as he says or quit…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping TIFU by trying to save money on a haircut and now I look like a background character in a video game TIFU and Inadvertently told a stranger I'm traveling alone TIFU by deleting 20 years worth of family photos. TIFU: i peed my pants during my permit test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Everything is to plan. Technically. Want us to keep working? I'll make the entire workday null and void I brought the company to a standstill to make a point "I need an answer RIGHT NOW" Basketball malicious compliance Doctor vs Master Lumi! We need more power! No earphones, only office-wide music? Got it, OM Problem solved but want advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Busy parking lot Got humiliated in front of the class. Waited weeks to return the favour. Want to pay half of minimum wage, I will make two other employees quit along with me Wake me up to say "I'm off to work" ?? She woke me up for no reason. So I gave her a reason to stay awake Broke my bully's fingers. They blocked one lane. So I ruined the shoot. Hurt my Friend? Good luck with your education. How I defused a parking lot situation. Leaving a crammed parking lot... Don't let us stay in your AirBNB after accepting our booking? Fine, get banned from the app then! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for posting screenshots of my SIL's texts online and "making her look bad"? AITA for covering my mom's mouth during a movie? AITA for asking my friend's gf how old she was when she made that ceramic? AITA for deciding to put my father in a nursing home? WIBTA if I told my sister she smells? AITA for sending my roommate only 1/3rd of our monthly rent? AITA for asking my partner stop telling me to “lower your volume.” AITA for dropping out of my friend's wedding as maid of honor? AITA for telling my friend I won't drive her to work anymore after she kept making us late? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my wife's stepdad our newborn son isn't calling him ‘father'? AITA for blowing up at my sister who is a special needs teacher for repeatedly telling me how to parent my special needs child? AITA for asking a coworker not use the bathroom in my office? AITA for telling my husband his family is draining us? AITA for prioritizing my hobby over my husband's? AITA for ignoring my friend after she got rejected from every university she applied to? AITA Ordered a hot dog for myself AITA for refusing to switch stylists, and scheduling more appointments? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Freezie Day Got back at my annoying neighbor Sorry, man, but he's just a cat. Steal my seat, how about a crop dusting She ended up begging me to stop hacking her website Package thiefs faces eviction I (possibly?) made my old job shut down I fell asleep first at a party, but I won the next day…. Got my Boss finally pay me - my way Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want pants at thighs and full visibility? You got it, chief. “Shut it all down now!!!” sure, no problem Here's a quick one, you sure you want to be added to the email list? No one enters You hang up, no you! "I'm TELLING YOU that freezer has been fixed, put everything back in it" Stopped doing what I wasn't paid for Water main burst, maintenance guy told me to stop dumping water out the window You don't want us to fill empty shelf space? Good luck selling air... Threw away over $1000 worth of candy and got a raise Boss said we had to clock in no more than 5 minutes before schedule My manager changed an annoying policy that mostly affects me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out a creep at the gym? AITA for breastfeeding my neice? AITA for kicking my brother and his girlfriend out after they disrespected my house rules and constantly caused drama with my son's mother ? AITA for telling my co-worker her kids are none of my business? AITAH for having my parents watch our son instead of my MIL? AITA for giving my daughter $60 a week, but my son nothing? AITA? My friend wants me to let her know when I'm going on my phone. I refuse. AITA for walking out of a house showing AITA: telling a foreign customer in Japan to leave the cafe if he wasn't going to buy anything AITA for showing up to mother's day when my sister in law warned me she would make a scene if I did? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want a FAX? OK Here's the FAX My daughter is apparently going to be a future member. Fax and shred Mom wanted less containers, so I happily cleaned house. My hat is unprofessional? Okay, how's THIS Wore the “Right” Shoes to Work, Boss Regretted It No mileage reimbursement for the first stop of the day Ask John Ordered to print video Regardless of the circumstance if you did ‘it' you should get punished… ok Ryanair reclaiming salary increases from workers after losing a court battle with a Union Take the chairs away from our work area? We're gonna freak this place up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to do my neighbour's shopping after helping her once, even though she could order online? AITA for telling my son not to invite my wife to his graduation? WIBTA for skipping my brothers wedding after he skipped mine? AITA For Refusing to Pay My Cat-Sitter? AITA for announcing my pregnancy shortly after my sister's? AITA for not letting my husband with $13k debt have access to my credit card AITA for not contributing to my girlfriend's mortgage or moving back in? AITA for letting my animals do their job? AITA for changing the WiFi password until my roommate stops posting videos of me and my stuff online? AITA for telling my cousin that she shouldn't name her kid "Sinzia"? AITA for not telling my gf about my daughter's Phobia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally proposing in a Home Depot TIFU by getting a tattoo of my mom in a bikini TIFU by sending a breakup text to my mom TIFU by calling in sick to work… then bumping into my boss at the movies TIFU by suplexing my cat and accidentally activating my other introverted cat's final form TIFU withdrawing 800 dollars instead of 800 Mexican pesos TIFU By finding out my friend is racist when I wanted to surprise him. TIFU by rescuing a goldfish that betrayed my little brother's heart TIFU and dropped my only two Epipens off a three story building in a foreign country TIFU giving my stool sample at a laboratory. TIFU By spending 4 hours and 40 dollars to buy something that was just a foot behind me TIFU and my daughter wants to quit dance class! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where EXCHANGE STUDENTS HOST FAMILY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED! Hotel screwed me over so I actively discourage tourists from booking there. Lunch revenge A kid kept kicking my sandcastle, so I built the next one with a rock. Revenge of a brother in law. My boyfriend ate all the pulled pork, so I finished his favourite biscuits I'm not replacing my tv on purpose Boss uses wrong name over a year despite being corrected many times, should we even bother anymore? Hot-sauced legs Hot-sauced legs Try to hit me? I'll (pretend to) key your car Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where She stole my snack. I swapped it spicy He kept trying to one-up me at work, so I let him take the job nobody wanted Petty revenge for my dad The time I got $400 dollar revenge on an abusive customer The Great Wall of Red Bull Mayonnaise Karen Psycho downstairs neighbour Boomer bullied me, now her inbox is being bullied hahahah You want to be rude, fine hope you like paying for a ton of pencils. I took the lids That 75yo building manager Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I'm banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I got made fun of for being trans today. I'm not trans. Another cake smashing ending in divorce. My wife just stopped talking to me. I don't know when it started, but now it's just silence. Update: I showed my wife the post. We talked. Really talked. My fiancé got the worst news of his life, and I think Im being selfish What my boyfriend just said to me in my sleep They talk about a family trip from 30 years ago like it happened last week. I pretended to be a girl on Discord for years… and I don't regret it My sister-in-law keeps finding ways to make my big moments about her. What she did at my baby shower felt like the last straw. I made of the guy I'm seeing and he punched me on the face.. Don't want to stop pranking me? Eat dog food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for grounding my stepdaughter for selling my formal dress? AITA for booking my own Air BnB so I don't have to sleep on a couch for six nights? AITA for refusing to give up my life insurance payout and asking my ex's family to refinance the car he left me? AITA for telling my foster sister she ruined Mother's Day AITA for telling my DIL she is not a mother? AITA- Requesting a Nurse not be part of my care AITA- Requesting a Nurse not be part of my care AITA for blowing up at my sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection? AITA for cancelling on my friends wedding after he derailed my career and caused me financial hardship? AITA for expecting cousin to reimburse for flight and hotel when she uninvited me from wedding due to the bad behavior of relatives AITA for always dumping lemon on all my food? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where My brother abandonded his affair child to child protection services My husband was laid off from Microsoft by an algorithm — after 25 years, his last day is his birthday My cancer returned and my husband was happy about it. I learnt I resent him and he now disgusts me. I lied my way through a job interview, got hired, and now I'm in over my head, but no one seems to notice I secretly found out my friend is very rich I cut off my entire friend group because they believe I'm demonically possessed. I kept my side of the story in silence for over a year - it finally feels good to get it out even if that means Reddit. Got questioned at the food bank today and it really bothered me. I'm not allowed to use the adult bathroom anymore Crying because my husband's bestfriend drove 40 minutes to come pick him up My ex husband became rich and famous after our divorce I'm terminating my parental rights tomorrow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to let my boss's kids eat my food? AITA for not agreeing to split the bill for a Mother's day dinner? AITA for Telling My Niece She's Not Welcome Anymore? AITA for refusing to wash a huge pile of dishes at my FWB's house? AITA for wanting a photo at my wedding with only my bride and our biological parents, without my stepmom? AITA for pressing charges against my mom for stealing money from my dog's surgery fund? AITA - For moving out early after learning my horrible roommate is terminally ill AITA for going off on a mother for bringing her kid to a freestyle skate session? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Written up for being nice I'm using too much of my PTO? Of course I'll email your team If I'm not a “Full Time” employee… "You can't do that work any more, because it's not your trained specialty..." Don't want me start before 8:00? Fine. When do you need this done? Ok, right away it is. Told me I couldn't get time off to go home for holidays, fine I quit. Several years in a row till they couldn't be bothered with the paperwork. HR said “we can't make exceptions” so I took all my PTO at once Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for taking a shower during my parents party and “making it weird”? AITA My parents are forcing me to pay for my brothers grad school using money they never told me about AITA for refusing to give up my reserved seat on a packed train to a mum with a toddler? AITA for reminding my mum's best friend of how awful her daughter is when she criticised me? AITA for refusing to make my demented mother a hot fudge sundae at 1:30 AM when she asked for it and woke me up? WIBTA for wearing deodorant even though someone may be allergic? AITA for reminding my friend he makes 8 times more than me? AITA for telling my spouse I needed 30 mins alone when they just got back from a trip? AITA for telling my father in law to not bring over my husband's sister in law to our bbq? AITA for refusing to wear a wig in my brother's wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want detail? You'll get detail. The 'weekend guy'. Needed a couple of sick days Another you don't sound sick to me Alright, game on. "You Don't Sound Sick to Me" Drillers will only Drill. Little brother listens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my friend crash at my place after a night out because I had work the next day? AITA for not letting my neighbor's kid ruin my lawn in the name of imagination? AITA for calling out my husband for faking sick in front of my kids? AITA for refusing to split the cost of a rental car and then getting cut out of the trip I planned? AITA for not letting my boyfriend come on vacation with me because he's a picky eater? AITA for telling my disabled neighbour on welfare that I won't help her with getting to her medical appointments? AITA for refusing to give a dude 20 dollars after I “hit his car” AITA for asking my fiancée to cover up her feminine products WIBTA if I told my brother the real reason our family fell apart AITA for losing my temper over bone broth being added to a soup? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU - Telling my 8th grade teacher "Don't drop the soap" TIFU by wearing my AirPods to a job interview and forgetting they had a mic TIFU by forgetting to access work platform for 2 years TIFU by trying to do the “right thing” at work and accidentally making things worse TIFU by asking out a married barista TIFU by finding my best friend's husband's emotional affair journal on our shared Google Drive TIFU by naming my dog a slur :( TIFU by being blind TIFU by using baking soda to clean my kitchen floor TIFU by trying to flirt with a guy at the gym and ending up in a full-blown CPR situation

r TIFU TIFU by almost being shot by German police TIFU by re traumatizing my husband during hooked up TIFU by playing a silly game. TIFU by Accidentally Taking a Coma-Inducing Phenibut Dose—Doctor Didn't Believe Me, But I Survived TIFU by using a magic eraser to remove a bar stamp TIFU by giving myself a Brazilian Wax TIFU by wearing new shoes to a wedding and becoming an accidental sideshow TIFU by realising something wholesome about my husband's family. TIFU by lying to a dog charity guy… I now sponsor 2 dogs TIFU by failing math TIFU by craping my pants in public on my birthday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Nickle and dime medical bill My Favorite Revenge! Maybe don't be nasty to employees you don't have authority over The straw that broke the camel's back I guess Hillary Clinton was right- It does take a Village to Raise a Child. That's my seat, revered elder! About the frogs I'm still house sitting my friend's cats and the madness has not stopped My friend's cat hates me, so I started leaving passive aggressive notes around the house. UPDATE: My friend's cat still hates me, so I escalated the note war. Now it's personal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where She charged me $1,200 in “cleaning fees.” So I cleaned her reviews. Destroyed my bosses' career. She erased us from her wedding. So I'm erasing her from mine. Time teaches a lesson The time a supervisor tried to throw me under the bus, but I had receipts. Showed the true colours of my „perfect mommy blogger” SIL That time a neighborhood kid got even on the jerk delivery guy If my boss is a horrible toxic person, should I tell my boss he's been spelling the company name wrong for over a year in his signature, and his regards is spelled reghards? The unforgettable birthday The revenge of the post-it rearranged every single paper chart before I left Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not taking an 11 year old's word for it? AITA for refusing to let someone check my phone after a coworker accused me of taking pictures of her? AITA for never mentioning to my GF that my teeth are not real. AITA for refusing to babysit my sister's kids when she had an important work dinner? AITA for not allowing visitors in my home while I'm not around. AITA for not leaving my planters or landscaping my lawn when I move? AITA? Roommate continues to underpay rent, so I am going to let everyone in our house get a disciplinary warning. AITA for not laughing when my husband joked about my ‘hobby' job in front of his boss? AITA For refusing someone a drink in the hospital? AITA for keeping my son away from my mom because she fed him custard? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA because I told my wife I won't go with her to drop off her kid anymore? AITA for refusing to change someone's baby's diaper? AITA for canceling my nephew's birthday party after my sister tried to bring more kids than agreed? AITA for Leaving a Bad Review After Paying $100+ for a Cake That Was Nothing Like What I Asked For? AITA for making my sick husband clean up his vomit? AITA for moving someone else's birthday cake out of reach of an entitled toddler? AITA for correctly guessing my friend's baby's hooked up? AITA? Vaping during pregnancy AITA for letting my sister hold my baby against our mother's wishes? AITA for telling a friend exactly why my wife and I wouldn't go on a trip with her. AITA for not taking down my yard flamingos after neighbors complained? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU tried to be nice, ended up having a shower door explode in my hands while moving it. Immense regret. Estimates for a new one are around $1000… told my son what "aphrodisiac" means when it was mentioned on a show about oysters, and now he's grossed out and correctly guessed what my husband and I had in mind after dinner. be careful with your portion sizes or you'll end up stuck to the toilet I yelled 'yo mama' in a corporate meeting today forgot i used a thong to tie up my hair and gave it to my friend without realizing. when listening to a video about film editing, I took off my glasses so I could fully immerse myself. Thought I saw a spec fly by and before I could realize what I was looking at I made 2 girls think I was looking at ones butt. I was right about the wasp though. TIFU by inviting my “allergic to water” neighbor into a freshly cleaned pool TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair TIFU by accidentally stealing my brother's eyebrows… forever. TIFU by eating the 4 Horseman Burger challenge from Man vs Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by getting too high with my (adult) kid and getting the paramedics called on me Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that. TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers TIFU by calling myself a puppy during a job interview TIFU by accidentally telling my landlord I broke before even fully moving in TIFU by not reading a recipe closely enough TIFU By stealing kills from my SIL resulting on ending the relationship with her and my Brother TIFU By forcing a gas station to shut down TIFU by freezing at the hair dresser and ended up with a colour I hate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Old Balls Got Handed to Him You abandoned me, so I won't dance with you Real Estate Agent tested me after an international flight I guess It's a "penny" revenge Smoldering butts Keep your rat hands off my popsicle. You want me to sing? I'll sing I'm wrong because you have a higher position? Get smacked. I tried to help us! Bank Customer stymied... I stole his ashes out of spite Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where Texted my wife that I love her. Got back a thumbs up. Just don't know what to do with this. I broke up with my boyfriend after he gave me the silent treatment for four days because I said no to his friend moving into my apartment. My parents HOA is getting out of hand. I Found a Letter My Mom Wrote for Me... 10 Years After She Passed. My late husband's best friend confessed he's been “waiting” for me… I feel confused, not flattered. I overheard my boyfriend mocking my autism. Now I'm ending things. He destroyed me after 7 years of loyalty( cheated on me 2 months postpartum- and now demands a “mutual” divorce for cash. I am CERTAIN my best friend/ former roommate was sabotaging me by adding a SIGNIFICANT amount of extra calories to my food. Here's why. I just got the staff at my group home fired. My mom had an affair w/ a married man & now it's catching up to her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where My parents are harming my 5-year-old's health and ignoring me. What should I do? What the Freak? I'm a Lesbian? My wife makes me feel worthless I finally cut off my mother after 27 years, and I don't feel guilty anymore. I hate my wife's kid I walked up to a random guy and asked him to be my friend Best friend tried to take my place and thought she'd “win”. He gave her the same heck he gave me My brother and I are planning to go no contact with our mother Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Leave your trash cans out and see where they end up. Steal my seat? Deal with my toddler. You know you've messed up when kids start going to school during their break just out of spite. You want to make me do your work for you? Well, now you can't take your break. Small revenge on the road Make up your own rules? I'll take it all the way to the top From five stars to jail bars. I threw my sister in jail. Rude Neighbor Don't Give My Wife the Sink Eye My best friends jerk neighbor Email freakery on ex boss Crazy lady made a bad joke now she has to live with the gear drops at 2am Don't insult a customer when you're doing tax evasion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Stop wasting ingredients! “Show up 30 minutes early.” Sure Dave, as long as you do too! No problems, just look in your textbook! Don't Put the Dishes Away! I stake my reputation on the fact we don't need any extra staff! Break health and safety no problem and We don't work in the rain, excellent. She thought I was working that day. I was-just not at that store. Just work on this one board. "We don't pay extra time if it's under 15minutes" - Okay, I can make it work No phones during work? Sure, try to find me then Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where No more VTO "You're only here to count." I had my yard certified as a National Wildlife Habitat to spite a busybody neighbor I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor soft demoted Confetti it is then Send out defective parts? Ok We don't use track changes here! Pipe Exploded on the Weekend — But Hey, At Least We Saved on Overtime!" Punishing me for underperforming for 1 day in 2 years? No problem. “You're Not Paid to Think”—Okay, So I Didn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting new neighbours put scaffolding on my drive for 2 weeks AITA for publicly shaming two elderly neighbors and filing a lawsuit against them? AITA for objecting to buying expensive painting supplies for my godson? AITA for taking my daughter out of school for a week for a vacation AITA for refusing to do house chores after my mom said only girls should do them? AITA for ditching lunch with friends because of one them brought a dog? AITA for telling a guy at my gym he's a creep and needs to change somewhere else AITA for not giving up my usual study spot to a fourth year just because she asked? AITA for leaving to have my break in another room when someone else walked into the one I was already in? AITA told my co-worker that she's falling for romance scam and now she's upset. AITA for not cleaning before guests came over because I was tired? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my sister I wont be her maid of honor because she didnt come to my wedding due to her dog dying? AITAH for playing a voice recording to prove to my friend her daughter isn't nonverbal? AITA for backing out of my friend's wedding after she invited the guy my partner cheated on me with? AITA for not inviting my nephew to my sons birthday party? AITA for snapping when someone rubbed my belly and implied I might be pregnant? AITA for not disclosing to my housemates that my family has money and refusing to pay more monthly? AITA for explaining to my future SIL why her kids will never receive anything from us? AITA for refusing to cover my tattoos for my boyfriend's family dinner? AITA for not sharing the "good tea" with a friend Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for buying my sister a super expensive gift for her 40th birthday? AITA to my gf for liking a classmate and friend's Instagram post of her pole dancing? AITA for holding SO responsible for kid eating food meant to be shared AITA if i block this lady? AITAH for telling my husband I don't want his mom to come in our vacation with us? AITA for refusing to reschedule a funeral? WIBTA for not going to a friends wedding because I didn't get invited to the reception? AITA For bringing food to my friend's party? AITA for snapping at my mom after she tried to force me to learn sign language? AITA for saying her cats shouldn't have full access to the house? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I pretended to be asleep when my mom apologized to me for everything My husband's childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. I'm done being the bigger person. I was told not to ‘act single' at my own birthday party, by my Bfriend I lied to my doctor, she subsequently found a possible autoimmune disease. I fell in love with my girlfriend today My girlfriend forgot to log out from my phone and I read something that changed our relationship. Brothers new wife banned him from playing videos games with us, found out last night and having a hard time being happy for him today. My wife made me realize how blind I've been my whole life Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to give my little brother my car after I turned 18 AITA for canceling one of two hotel rooms? AITA for holding 2 year old daughter when she was having a meltdown? AITA for yelling at my husband when he told me No I couldn't drive. his truck to work. AITA for changing the locks on my room and not telling my father AITA Declining an Invitation After Finding Out the Cost WIBTA if I asked my mom to stop parking in the parent and child parking spaces everytime she goes shopping with me? AITA for carrying my service dog in a purse? WIBTA for not Attending a Wedding where my wife was excluded from the bachelorette party? AITA for telling my friend I can't go to her destination wedding because it's too expensive, but then also going on mini vacations with my husband? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU for feeding my children first even if I am very hungry. TIFU by buying myself a fancy jacket and instantly starting a rumor at work TIFU by buying a bean bag chair for my wife I kept sending the wrong information to my Insurance about my income and eventually ignored them, resulting in me possibly having to pay 10.000€ in back-pay. today I freaked up by opening up old medical records and finding out my memory issues are way worse than I realized. After completing the service, went call the dog owner to pick up their dog ala store pager, but she was already on her way. Left the pager record the next almost 5 minutes of conversation for the whole store to hear me slowly panic about how to turn the recording off. It repeated three times. My friends now genuinely believe I crashed out because of angsty Kasane Teto videos in my search history. Fml didn't pay attention while mopping and got startled by a customer which caused me to bump my head resulting in a huge painful bump, broken glases, damage to my car that I can't afford to fix, and spending money I didn't have on new glasses. Asked for some time off after getting ahead financially, worded the email too vaguely, and my boss thought I was about to quit. Office rumors exploded within a day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where My Ex left me a month before engagement for « the girl I shouldnt worry about » now she stalks me My Girlfriend is 5 months pregnant. Found out it probably isn't mine I'm so glad I don't have to date anymore. My friends sound miserable when they talk about it. I told my friend I needed to leave early because I was anxious. She laughed and said, ‘You always do this My mother won't stop sending money back home, and now she's in severe debt. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids' morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I'm either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkin' Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent an hour taking and editing photos in my building's laundry room with “Do Not Disturb” on. My family panicked when I didn't answer, called 999 for a wellness check, and tracked my movements, which were just me trying to get good angles. I told them that if something actually happens to me and they need to show police photos of me, to actually send ones where I don't look hideous. I made a joke at what I thought was a pair of joggers. It turned out one of the joggers was a thief and the other was a victim being actively mugged. My whole office brute forced chunky crap water to spray all over the inside of our building's janitor closet over the course of 2 days. TIFU by remembering to pack everything for a business trip but then forgetting my entire suitcase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to babysit my girlfriend's friend's kid because “I'm home anyway”? AITA for agreeing to help a woman beggar at the grocery store and then bailing on her? AITA for reporting my friend to the university after he cheated using my notes? AITA for not complimenting my Friend's Weight Loss? AITA for telling my sister that my dad isn't her dad? AITA for refusing to give money to my brother to save his daughter ? AITA for Canceling Easter? AITA because I put a pan in the sink after my husband uses it? AITA for calling my sister moronic for considering giving up her college offer to stay with her bf? WIBTA for telling my housemate to stop ordering door dash? AITA for quickly shutting down my sister after trying to change tradition? AITA for telling my gfs mother she's horrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for dodging my family's calls after they hijacked my daughter's birthday plans AITA for asking my stepmom to give me back my birth certificate? AITA for telling my girlfriend I was born in a car? AITA for laughing at my stepson and ruining his wedding? AITA for taking back a toy from another kid at a birthday party? AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop putting castor oil and hair products in her hair right before bed? AITA for expressing my disgust at a dish from my girlfriend's culture? WIBTA for cancelling a hotel booking I made with people I no longer speak to anymore? AITA I keep dodging my friend because she says my dads death was preventable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where A flat tire and a lessoned learned Ignore me for being a woman? Enjoy your sales being cut! You tourists stay off the lawn! Match my speed? Ok Fine! You think I'm dumb? Then don't teach things you don't know... Help at the dock. oh, there's snow on your car. you poor thing.............. don't mess with IT folks Racist Neighbors Hidden garbage can Wage theft revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.