I do funny readings of Reddit posts and other web posts. This channel will be r/maliciouscompliance and r/prorevenge. Contact me at: Tobyodesigns@gmail.com

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU taking my SO to Bed Bath and Beyond after anesthesia TIFU By calling a patient “Diabetes” TIFU by traumatizing a pregnant woman TIFU by getting “arrested” over three pomegranates that a guy thought were apples TIFU because I freaked after reading a message from the school nurse. TIFU by slapping a bearded man's butt because he was dressed like my wife. TIFU by being so tired I accidentally referred to my cat as if he were my genetic relative at the vet TIFU by accidentally swallowing wintergreen oil and nearly ended up in the psych ward. TIFU by exfoliating while drunk. TIFU by explaining my mom's job very, very wrong to my boyfriend's family

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Wild Karens in the Jungle Karen accused me of cutting the line at Disneyland, but the cast member proved her wrong in front of everyone Entitled Male Karen ( Keith?) shut down at pharmacy The Karen my husband deals with A very demanding Karen at the Chinese takeaway shop I work at Karen-ey Fried Chicken She got MAD I wouldn't work for her Entitled woman thinks that I'm her manservant Some guy storms up to me and says, “I need extra towels in 402. Right now.” The Day My Shirt Got Me Yelled at in a Supermarket one time at kroger, i got yelled at. Spoiled Woman Insists I Let Her Skip the Line Wild Karen gets mad at ME for the State Fairs "doves" actually being Pigeons... Blue shirt at Walmart? Must be management so I'll hit him with my cart. I met my first Karen Karen can't comprehend I don't work in the OR Please put those back in MY cart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I was promoted above my rude, dismissive colleague and am now driving her crazy by gray rocking her Cousins get me back for being a no-show at wedding 14 Years Ago I Told The Biggest Lie I haunted my old apartment using Minions over a lost deposit i've been mailing my toenail clippings to my childhood bully once a month for 11 years. no return address. no note. Got my lazy colleague got fired Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA wife upset I cannot keep toddler from her AITA for not telling my family that I joined the military? AITA for undermining my step-mom and getting my step-sister soup? AITA for not using gift cards on person who gifted them AITA for sleeping through most of a long luxury bus ride while my girlfriend was upset? AITA for refusing to be Godmother to my best friends child AITA for telling my kid that she is being self-centered/cruel because her mom won't be able to make to her wedding. AITA for telling my boyfriend I'll only sleep with him if he shaves his entire body once a week? AITA for not giving my vacation day to a coworker getting married AITA for keeping a collection of MTG cards that were wrongly gifted to me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Really seals in the flavor You won't let me leave when I'm obviously sick? Let's see what YOUR boss has to say. Another story of a manager getting their well deserved malicious compliance Angry boss refuses expense claim and tells me to read the policy for guidance. A heavy compliance. Expense report you say? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r bestofredditorupdates where my boss thinks my employee is lying about having cancer Stopped a friend from becoming my step-mom My roommate had been gambling the rent money away. She didn't tell me we got evicted. We have 5 days to leave. (New Update) Found out my(f19) manager(m29) has an "after-work podcast" where he talks about his employees My wife and I found a brand new hooking up doll on a backroad where we live I have slept with both of my best friends and my boyfriend of 4yrs is uncomfortable with that New Update: I 17F got a call from the Police about a work “incident” and want me to come in to talk. Do I go in? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where Am I crazy for not wanting my parents having access to my bank info? my mom tried to take my “adult card” because it made her feel embarrassed Parent leaves 3 year old child unattended Grandmother rented a bike for her injured granddaughter, asked for refund because she couldn't ride the bike. today i found out my own mom nuked my credit score… and her excuse was insane My parents want me to give my little sister my house my parents still rant and whine about my college rejections when im pushing 30 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r offmychest where Money has officially changed my dog I (24M) Still Hate My Mom (46F) For Cheating On My Dad(43M) Years Ago. My dad pranked me so much growing up that I didn't believe him when it was real. I starved myself and lost 230lbs, and I'd do it again. I'm leaving my husband in 3 months. He has no idea or doesn't care. My best friend pretended to be my friend for years just to sleep with me UPDATE: My best friend pretended to be my friend for years just to sleep with me My (30F) boyfriend (30M) of 3 months just blindsided me. It turns out he was "performing" the entire relationship. My frontal lobe developed, and now my dad is just a creepy old man Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where The real estate agent asked me when I was due You're not deaf. You can speak perfectly! That time when I bully my bully back and he ended afraid of girls for some time afterwards. I found out my childhood bully did adult entertainment and It's so hard to just be quiet about it. Uncle #7 shut down uncle #2 Teacher asks me if I'm re***ded Fed my cheating boyfriend dog food Karen on a bus stop I got traumatized back I Befriended My Ex Boyfriend's Ex Girlfriend After He Ghosted Failed robbery attempt? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for “ripping my daughter away from family” AITA for buying my nephew piano lessons for his birthday? AITA for not making my daughter switch back a gifted Labubu with her younger cousin after her uncle found out the one my daughter gained in the swap is rare with a high resale value? AITA Don't want service dog over for Christmas AITA for giving the babysitter a bonus when my kid needs football shoes AITA for not paying for my daughter wedding because she isn't following the rules even though I paid for my older kids WIBTA if I deny my newfound half-sister (on my fathers side) access to my mother? AITA for excluding my brother from a fun event because his wife talks too much. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where If I don't get to sleep, so won't you (a hotel saga) Called in a warrant on my ex's BD Payback for impounding my truck. I paid an Etsy witch to put a revenge spell on my toxic former manager - and I think it worked.... I'm a mailman and I did something disgusting with a customer's mail. Lie to me - bye bye $20000+ commission I got an jerk customer arrested My Boss Asked Me to Falsify Reports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r offmychest where I [F22] just found out my fiance [M22] and I are related, and we don't know what to do. I helped a lady at the gym gain confidence and it resulted in her getting a divorce I ran into my school bully and realized I never got my happy ending i was accidentally in a family's private whatsapp group for like 7 months and somehow became emotionally invested Had to break up with my BF because i had to tell a 20 year old grown man to wipe after using the bathroom I think my kids school lied about calling CPS rather than calling my husband to pick her up Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You asked me for all my change, so I complied. In the end I remained the fool. You want me to escalate a claim? Sure. You want me to answer what you expect to hear? OK Get a better job offer? Fine! Chicken restaurant, we'll call it “Zachsbees”, forgot my sauce then charged me $.25/each when I went back to get it. The Three Cut Minimum Want to force me to give out resumes when I already have a job? Fine then. Voice recognition farce Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for wanting to keep my engagement ring from my late fiancé? AITA for 'betraying' my friends by having a secret boyfriend? AITA for saying 4th times the charm when my uncle talked about getting married again AITA for not lying about wetting the bed and embarrassing my parents? AITA for not corroborating my cousin's story of a seemingly paranormal experience we had as kids AITA for banning a relative from our house right after they donated our furniture while we were away home? AITA for refusing to drive my husband home from his colonoscopy AITA for my USB killer frying my friend's PC after she snooped in my bag? AITA My boyfriend kicked me out of the shower to poop AITA Mom mad because I don't wanna clean her dirty hook up sheets AITA for not being excited for my SIL pregnancy announcement? AITA for not wearing pants to a party? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Morning Meeting Compliance (plus a bonus) It's a tie Paid in Pennies Colleague was adamant he wanted "Asterixes" on his presentation. You got it buddy. I was very compliant during a timeout as a child In Order To Couple Trains, The Book Says To Make Them Kiss "Dump all the leftovers"? Fine. Here are 10,000$ in losses. Had to comply before my boss would see that an idea was so stupid it would prevent customers even entering the store. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for "not warning" my diabetic friend about our trip AITA for changing the lock on my bedroom in a shared apartment without my roommate's permission? AITA mom said I'm useless so I stopped helping Update: AITA mom called me useless so I stopped helping AITA for snapping after being repeated asked if “the narc was talking?” WIBTA if I told my brother and SIL that they are ridiculously over feeding their child? AITA For making my wife ride in the backseat because she couldn't stop distracting me AITA for telling my stepmom I will never see her as a parent Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where I don't know why they're so offended (TW for mild racism) Teacher lost reputation over making my friend cry in class. "Are you interested in selling your property?" No, I'm not putting the kitten back on the street The time I simulated two electrical plugs having hooking up for a customer fafo I guess Ex cheated, the universe threw out a lifeline I don't approve Exploiting stereotypes… justifiably Woman Complained About Breastfeeding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where accidentally launched snack chaos Roommates dirty shower hair A lazy groupmate getting what he deserve Neighbor blew all his snow onto the road New management didn't want to pay. I said goodbye. Gave a bad review on a rude waiter today Here is to sand in your eye. My ex was abusive, so I called his landlord. Inconsiderate neighbors met my loudspeaker Closed a popular pizza place for 2 days Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytimer maliciouscompliance where Dump That Beer. OK. Enjoy your mail jerk Need the "section van" cleaned? No problem! Cutting Nose Off to Spite Lungs Kohl's wouldn't price match Black Friday, so I followed their policy… very carefully The memo said we must give a printed receipt for EVERY library checkout, so I did, until we ran out of paper "You have to use the kiosk for that" Admin says “Just Give Him a Multiple Choice Retake” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Why we don't see Uncle Mark anymore President of HOA wants me to join, ends up wanting to leave the country Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where “you aren't going to be able to heal at all with that attitude” Overly And Invasively Nosey Mother Gets Told Things She Never Wanted To Hear I did, in fact, need to go to the ER Our characters are gonna get your character pregnant My Farther Accused me of not being sick while I had a Heart attack I chose a doctor I couldn't see to spite a bigot No, I don't want "the good stuff." Man tried to pick on the smallest, youngest member of our group as we left a protest so I went full banshee on him "I'm going through puberty." Teacher got a lesson in letting students leave class when needed. Cancer isn't contagious Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling neighbor to go through insurance AITA for being "rude" to guest I didn't even invite? WIBTA if I told my sons school it is their responsibility to make sure they have the right child AITA for arguing with my friend at her birthday party after she intentionally separated me from my boyfriend? AITA for threatening to make my friend homeless AITA for leaving my Mom at the airport with no ticket and no plan? AITA for refusing to forgive a friend for stealing from me even though she's struggling? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where My boss was an jerk and wanted me to give back cash counter imbalance of $4, so I made her work full shifts for a week. Revenge on a bomb squad Being a jerk? Here. Have a sticker :) Petty Revenge with a little bit of Pro Revenge? I like to think so! I ate a bag of 'rich mans nut' so my boss would stop coming into my office and eating the 'rich mans nuts' No commission? Well, no profit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Insurance company wants the form signed Cool, Embarrass yourself the perfect way! Serve pizza while hopping on one leg? Got it! Time is a concept Sure...I'll pick UP your binder Made up policy by the store managers My First and Last High School Detention Experience Finally, a real MC story. You either can or you can't Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA For my reaction upon learning details of my sister-in-law's divorce settlement AITA for telling my wife's family that they cannot cook turkey in our oven at Christmas? AITA for asking my dad not to be in a relationship? AITA For not wanting to take my wife's ex's kids on a family vacation AITA for sleeping naked in my own room? AITA and refusing to attend Christmas with my parent after she mismanaged $30,000 that was legally mine by 18 down to $534? WIBTA if I called the police on my mom for robbing me? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Oh so, we're touching? I thought my mom was dead No, I won't change my mind My Parents Found the Yaoi Creepy bar guy gets traumatised Watching someone burst into tears is traumatizing, right? Ableist Manager Messed with the Wrong Employee My Grief is None of your Business Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Don't want to reimburse me? Ok! Bet you're sorry now! So you want to know everything I do in a day? Fine No, the stock take must agree with the system, look again. Sometimes it's not really smarr to be safe Kitchen-duty They may take our shorts, but they'll never take our freedom! You want me in 3 places at once? You got it! I quit smoking, but my buddy kept offering me cigarettes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for blowing up and cursing out a woman for not controlling her kids at my mom's wake? AITA for not letting my best friend take advantage of me? AITA for not coddling my nephew AITA-for canceling my son's bday over $10 AITA for not getting my bf's family Christmas gifts after they split the bill at his college graduation dinner? AITAH for not wanting to provide a whole Christmas for my sister's kids? AITA for telling my sister not to come to my wedding if she kept bringing up her miscarriage? AITA For telling my (28F) grandpa (84M) he doesn't get calls from his grandkids because he's a bully AITA? Got into an argument with my 16 yo about a show they like Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where No show to a corporate meeting? We'll see about that. . . Racist bully ruins my life, I annihilated hers Want to have your cake and eat it too? Two-timing baby daddy gets his just deserts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You said to put your crap outside… You never said where. You need me to stop calling in advance for my TCG order? Force me to to get a bobblehead figure as a bonus instead of money, you got it.... Not my task, not my problem. Sales Sucks Documentation will save your cookies Absolutely Must Restore My Important Files! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where I guess I don't love animals enough? “Americans are so stupid…” My sweet revenge! What I used to do to people that asked me about kids Crying just for attention Someone tried to stop me from using the women's bathroom because they mistake me for a guy. Woman won't stop fishing for information at a traffic collision and is then traumatized by the information she was fishing for No I can't have kids Catcall me? I'll make you wish you were never born. Oh! Your into necrophilia? My dad claimed to be Mexican and severely humbled a lady. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for Wanting Different Rules for My Parents After My In-Laws Treated Me Badly? AITA for "dictating" my flight details? AITA for offering my cousin to stay without asking my wife? She does the same thing with her family. AITA for telling my mom/boss that if she files me as a 1099, I'm filing an SS-8 with the IRS? AITA for refusing to keep covering my coworker's shifts when she still owes me $700? AITA for throwing my friend's diagnosis in her face? AITA for allowing my bf to cook at my apartment AITA for snapping at my boyfriend's mom for cleaning our entire apartment while we were asleep? AITA for going out of town for a concert while my daughter is sick AITA for not letting my in-laws continue to be late for everything? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where How I got a car dealership to give my friend a "newer" car Keeping me up at night with your parties? Enjoy being shamed on the national news TIFU by being an AH on internet and causing a stranger to get divorced. Try to steal my legally rented parking spot? Enjoy being unemployed. I don't like liars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Here's one that has probably never been heard Make me be part of the fault finding team? Imma gonna find dem faults! Ask about my genitals, learn all about genital surgery options. You wanna throw a fit over the property line? No problem! You told me to treat it like a finished product. How I became the pettiest customer in a Jockey showroom ! Corporate overtime policy leads to less coverage "Check down, not up." I REALLY fixed the football jerseys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where My fiancé cheated with several men, including a registered offender, so I took my revenge! My abusive mother gets a karmic responce Make up rumors that I have CP and I'm a prostitute because I won't date you? Goodbye to your new $150k car and hello prison and a ruined life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for saying my cousin's intellectual disability is probably because of the inbreeding AITA for testifying against my brother in a custody case after he abandoned his child? AITA for not making my cookie table allergin free AITA for telling a coworker to stop commenting on my snack choices? AITA for getting my niece to move in with me, then charging her rent AITA For telling my MIL we're not paying for her appliances? AITA For asking my stepdaughters to allow me to stay on the first floor? AITA for refusing my landlord's "mandatory" maid and insisting my husband join our calls? AITA for refusing to hold my sister in laws giant drink bottles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where You like inflicting pain on a kid but can't handle pain in return? For the first time in thirty years, I'm getting EXACTLY what I want for Christmas... to be left the heck alone. Coworker thinks she's my mom. My mom is dead. Girly girls can own and wield chainsaws "Well, everybody dies." You had my chart… IN YOUR HANDS I stalked my stalker and he did not like it Oh, you're back from maternity leave? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Casino makes winning pay table Fire me for driving too fast at 15 kph then tell me to drive back the district office? You got it boss!! "There's nothing that says the marketing team doesn't work directly with clients." Hope you enjoyed your drive! Malicious Compliance at culinary school Mrs. Evans, Keeper of the Dress Code If It Ain't in the Ticket, It Ain't My Problem Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by realizing my "mute" button wasn't muted during a 2-hour stakeholder meeting. TIFUpdate I told my PM to "get to the point" in front of 40 people. I finally opened Slack. TIFU by throwing out a family heirloom TIFU by picking my belly button TIFU by telling a stranger their baby was a potato TIFU by taking Salvia TIFU by putting two lightning strikes next to my username TIFU by not going to the doctor for my "heartburn". TIFU by letting myself into my sisters house to drop off some stuff TIFU by falling for an escort Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Pregnant? Not Unless It's The Second Coming! Gonna make fun of a stranger for having ketchup on their steak? Prepare for the clap back. People don't believe I am disabled, so I show them my scars Building manager gave me attitude for years and i finally decided to stop taking his crap “Just tough it out!” Said moments before helicopters, sheriffs, and ambulances are all called My Grade 1 teacher tried to tell my mum I never did homework You lost so much weight you look great! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not letting the previous owner of my house come back in to see it again after she had moved out AITA for refusing to clock out early so my coworker can take her kid to the hospital? AITA for telling my roommate I won't be changing my habits because of him bringing his friends over? AITA for "letting" a kid go home with his actual parent? AITA for showing up to my nephew's birthday party without the cupcakes I said I would bake UPDATE: AITA for showing up to my nephew's birthday party without the cupcakes I said I would bake AITA for telling my friend to deal with the consequences of disrespecting girl code? AITA for not realizing how much help my pregnant sibling needed? AITA for telling my DIL that I got the iPads for the kids but I have locked her out of the settings AITA for not accepting this birthday gift? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You just want me to submit tickets, no exceptions? Okay. Ok I'll stay on camera Want Me To Update My Activity Tracker? Let's Go Back To My Hire Date Tell me to shut up and do as im told? Mkay Mystery Shopping Nonsense "WE HAVE RULES IN THIS HOUSE!"? Thanks for reminding me, bro! Manager Mayhem Sure; I'll keep my mouth shut Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I used theatrics to spite my bully. He was pretty dramatic about the whole thing. You want special treatment? I would love to! Boss tried to sleep with my fiancée Steal furniture? Almost lose your job The story when me and my (ex-gf) tricked an internet creep into snorting baking soda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Want me to be more responsible? I'll set a trap for teacher. Told the Red Cross I'm Gay Yes I went on a long solo trip without my family…. because MY MOM DIED. I Woke Up And Chose Coffee With A Dash Of Vengeance For My Dad Break the law against my family and suffer the consequences I traumatized a boomer at work French Professor vs Me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not paying for Thanksgiving groceries as a guest? AITA for not giving individual Christmas gifts to my sister's kids? AITA for insisting on leaving at 1 PM before a 6-hour drive despite my aunt's pressure? AITA for letting my friend borrow a tampon that I didn't buy AITA for not paying my brothers taxes/not feeling guilty for traveling? AITA for locking my bedroom door after my roommate kept going to my stuff even after I asked her not to do that? AITA for giving my son's girlfriend a budget for the dinners she's making? AITA for refusing to take in my in-laws? AITA for not helping pay for my cousin's meal? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE : Am I the Only One Who Drinks with My Lips Inside the Glass? Does anybody else not want to be in management/the boss? DAE find that any time a TV is turned on in someone's house, motion smoothing is on, it's not a choice they made, and they can never ever tell the difference? DAE have less and less tolerance for people's nonsense/toxicity as they get older? DAE feel deep down that anyone you interact with would rather not interact with you, regardless of what they say, or how it seems on the surface? With very very few exceptions? Does anybody else never laugh when watching comedy shows, even though you still find it entertaining? DAE have a weird memory from thier childhood that they can't tell if it's real or not? DAE DAE act like the holidays don't exist? DAE feel like garage sales aren't cheap anymore and people price a lot of stuff pretty crazy? DAE feel like they can't relax unless everything at home is clean and done? DAE get weirdly cozy when there's ambient danger but you're safe? DAE have relatives with the coolest life stories that they don't share until they casually come up in conversation? DAE feel the need to see their boyfriend's b-hole? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Dressed down so I stood up Our entire neighborhood got petty revenge against our terrible landlord High School revenge I still remember 50 years later! My friend got an unsolicited d pic, so I sent one back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where I am too loud at night? How about Sunday at 6? UPDATE: I guess you like paperwork! Couldn't have a day off, fate had my back. Not allowed to take vacation days from overtime all at once or on fridays? Got you! I can only take leave in full day increments? Works for me! MC on boss lead to new job and him being fired Under supervised Don't use the good water for coffee? Ok. Manager gets himself in trouble Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by never using my core muscles for thirty years TIFU by wearing my normal clothes to a work dinner TIFU: Lied about my bfs race in a job interview, and now my potential future boss wants to meet him TIFU by not realizing my neighbors have a Ring doorbell... TIFU by trying to take a shower TIFU by accidentally making my entire extended family think I'm a drug dealer TIFU staring at a stranger TIFU By creating an “Alter Ego” as a bit, and this alter ego now shows up on my credit report and background check TIFU by being bad at games TIFU thinking the fact I never burped was just a quirk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Call the older generation by their full legal name - Cheat code unlocked You didn't know my grandma survived the holocaust? The breakroom is not your breakroom Death messages top silent areas Do you still think it's funny??? Introducing my niece to my brother's least favorite music Woman thinks kid absolutely needs siblings, wasn't expecting kid to traumatize her Why does she get to work from home and I can't?? Oh, you need to know why I'm disabled that badly? Ok then. Dude wouldn't just let me play my game in peace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for kicking my mom out after she brought up my deceased baby AND my past addiction in front of my new boyfriend? AITA for not giving my sister the "family" nativity? AITA for not being more discreet at the store for my son? AITA for not allowing my mom to bring her boyfriend to thanksgiving? AITA for telling my wife she should take the car if she wants alone time instead of asking me to leave the house with our kids? AITA? I May Have Ruined Thanksgiving with Jackbox AITA for refusing to cover a shared cost after my coworker wouldn't show me the break of what the money had gone towards so far? AITA for refusing to financially support my parents and explaining why when my brother asked? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.