Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I used theatrics to spite my bully. He was pretty dramatic about the whole thing. You want special treatment? I would love to! Boss tried to sleep with my fiancée Steal furniture? Almost lose your job The story when me and my (ex-gf) tricked an internet creep into snorting baking soda Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Want me to be more responsible? I'll set a trap for teacher. Told the Red Cross I'm Gay Yes I went on a long solo trip without my family…. because MY MOM DIED. I Woke Up And Chose Coffee With A Dash Of Vengeance For My Dad Break the law against my family and suffer the consequences I traumatized a boomer at work French Professor vs Me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not paying for Thanksgiving groceries as a guest? AITA for not giving individual Christmas gifts to my sister's kids? AITA for insisting on leaving at 1 PM before a 6-hour drive despite my aunt's pressure? AITA for letting my friend borrow a tampon that I didn't buy AITA for not paying my brothers taxes/not feeling guilty for traveling? AITA for locking my bedroom door after my roommate kept going to my stuff even after I asked her not to do that? AITA for giving my son's girlfriend a budget for the dinners she's making? AITA for refusing to take in my in-laws? AITA for not helping pay for my cousin's meal? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE : Am I the Only One Who Drinks with My Lips Inside the Glass? Does anybody else not want to be in management/the boss? DAE find that any time a TV is turned on in someone's house, motion smoothing is on, it's not a choice they made, and they can never ever tell the difference? DAE have less and less tolerance for people's nonsense/toxicity as they get older? DAE feel deep down that anyone you interact with would rather not interact with you, regardless of what they say, or how it seems on the surface? With very very few exceptions? Does anybody else never laugh when watching comedy shows, even though you still find it entertaining? DAE have a weird memory from thier childhood that they can't tell if it's real or not? DAE DAE act like the holidays don't exist? DAE feel like garage sales aren't cheap anymore and people price a lot of stuff pretty crazy? DAE feel like they can't relax unless everything at home is clean and done? DAE get weirdly cozy when there's ambient danger but you're safe? DAE have relatives with the coolest life stories that they don't share until they casually come up in conversation? DAE feel the need to see their boyfriend's b-hole? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Dressed down so I stood up Our entire neighborhood got petty revenge against our terrible landlord High School revenge I still remember 50 years later! My friend got an unsolicited d pic, so I sent one back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where I am too loud at night? How about Sunday at 6? UPDATE: I guess you like paperwork! Couldn't have a day off, fate had my back. Not allowed to take vacation days from overtime all at once or on fridays? Got you! I can only take leave in full day increments? Works for me! MC on boss lead to new job and him being fired Under supervised Don't use the good water for coffee? Ok. Manager gets himself in trouble Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by never using my core muscles for thirty years TIFU by wearing my normal clothes to a work dinner TIFU: Lied about my bfs race in a job interview, and now my potential future boss wants to meet him TIFU by not realizing my neighbors have a Ring doorbell... TIFU by trying to take a shower TIFU by accidentally making my entire extended family think I'm a drug dealer TIFU staring at a stranger TIFU By creating an “Alter Ego” as a bit, and this alter ego now shows up on my credit report and background check TIFU by being bad at games TIFU thinking the fact I never burped was just a quirk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Call the older generation by their full legal name - Cheat code unlocked You didn't know my grandma survived the holocaust? The breakroom is not your breakroom Death messages top silent areas Do you still think it's funny??? Introducing my niece to my brother's least favorite music Woman thinks kid absolutely needs siblings, wasn't expecting kid to traumatize her Why does she get to work from home and I can't?? Oh, you need to know why I'm disabled that badly? Ok then. Dude wouldn't just let me play my game in peace Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for kicking my mom out after she brought up my deceased baby AND my past addiction in front of my new boyfriend? AITA for not giving my sister the "family" nativity? AITA for not being more discreet at the store for my son? AITA for not allowing my mom to bring her boyfriend to thanksgiving? AITA for telling my wife she should take the car if she wants alone time instead of asking me to leave the house with our kids? AITA? I May Have Ruined Thanksgiving with Jackbox AITA for refusing to cover a shared cost after my coworker wouldn't show me the break of what the money had gone towards so far? AITA for refusing to financially support my parents and explaining why when my brother asked? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Family hates every guy I bring home. I made them stop asking. Gave my friend's boyfriend HER phone # when he hit on me at a club Guy kept cutting in line at the coffee shop, so I made his morning routine miserable I ragebait a colleague in reddit comments when he treats me badly Neighbor kept “borrowing” my tools until I returned the favor I'm smarter than you Ricky Don't wanna wear headphones? Ok enjoy some bad vocals I got shoved into a pool by my aunts friend so I sprayed him with a water gun making him furious Foiled pick me's plans Petty grocery shopping? Previous employer cursing after I left. A man was very rude to my grandma, so I got my revenge. My brother kept leaving pee all over the toilet seat so I gave him a taste of his own medicine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want a list of every item I do every day? Okay. shredded my goose pic? my homie crushed his boss's rules and exposed his dirty secret! You want me to stop logging bugs? Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. “If you don't want to be here then leave, because I don't need you” Manager said only by the planagram Something added in my contract to restrict me was something I later used to help me! My first good one Cargo gets priority? You got it boss! Expense Reimbursement Policy? I'll Follow It to the Letter! Work from Home on Thursdays And Fridays only. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Pharmacist wants to know why I don't swallow pills, now she knows Mormons need to learn that not everyone can be "saved" What happens when the “I can fix him” girl meets rage incarnate in a snake's body Dude insists I'm lying about my name and then asks me repeatedly about my "daddy." He did not like my answer lmao. Explained in detail why my 11 yr old was in the mobility scooter The time I vomited blood during a work meeting Embroidery's not just for girls. If it's mine, it's my choice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where I got called creepy for being accommodating Update to I got called creepy for being accommodating Entitled customer demands my mom give her free food after mom donated food to a women's shelter and soup kitchen CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE??? My mom keeps taking my shoes/clothes without asking, and I just realized a pair of my shoes are gone... Am I wrong for finally setting a boundary? Friend is mad my brother won't date her. Guy I Gave a Fake Number to Thinks He's Entitled to Be in My Life She Wanted What She Wanted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for crafting during meetings? AITA for finally snapping at my stepmother during our family's early Thanksgiving after years of her passive-aggressive treatment? AITA for giving a secret family recipe to a family member? AITA for telling my friend that proposing is not a suitable 'Christmas present'? AITA for wanting to leave early to the airport for our first international flight AITA for not allowing my DIL to join a camping trip and doubling down on it AITA for dropping my kids off with my wife when she is with a grieving friend AITA for yelling at my friend about her B.O. after literally throwing up? AITA for ‘Cancelling' Christmas? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Greek Museum revenge against a rude tour guide Taking my break Sent to call center purgatory Guess what happens when you write up your best employee after he came in to help on his day off Girl assumed I was hitting on her. Gave her the same response she gave me. My mom's boyfriend kicked her out of the house. Want us to move our freshly buried family member from the family plot? Enjoy not being able to access your farm this spring and your ruined reputation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Critical Error:Temporary solution no longer temporary IT wanted a ticket per sub-directory A ten minute favor vs thousand euro bill Delicious double-whammy malicious compliance Inbox flooding Short and sweet Emails and Permission You want to review every client interaction? Perfect, your Inbox is about to blow up Look for other jobs and see how much they offer? Sure thing boss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Male coworker kept mansplaining my job to me so I publicly corrected his structural calculations in front of clients Server thought crème brûlée shouldn't be 'burny' so I gave her a menu education. The Neighbor Who Thought I Was an Easy Target My mother would shame me having stomach aches, until I shat myself in public Waitress thought I was transgender, so we flashed them I'll teach you what noise really is Mom won't stop crossing my boundaries So YOU killed it?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where I need this report earlier! Money is money Shady Boss lied about my position to keep me from policy-allowed benefit for years. I found out and it changed everything. Need an access badge? OK, let's do that! Sure I'll change the song! Retail changing room chaos "Reconsider working here if I want to take a honeymoon? OK!" You don't want to see the doctor right here? No problem. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my SIL to walk her daughter to school? AITA. I (32 f) complimented a female nurse during OBGYN appt for having nice arm muscles and she snapped at me. AITA for putting on a "Do Not Disturb" Sign at my Door? WIBTA if I spent the money meant to pay someone who did a job for me? AITA for walking out of the restaurant and leaving my friend AITA for driving myself to get pads? AITA for not babysitting my 2 siblings during my mom honeymoon AITA for treating my kids differently due to their own decisions? AITA because I didn't take a co worker to the airport? AITA for singing at my sister's wedding? AITA for refusing to share the hotel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Nephew got a pretty awesome setup because of his mom's boyfriend I Took an Hour Commute To Get My Coworker in Trouble Teased a short person at the Supermarket by holding something just out of reach Customer insisted on using their “toy gun” in my store, I gave them a lesson in patience Petty revenge was worse than I imagined. Mom won't stop crossing my boundaries Downstairs company using our bathrooms. Update downstairs company poopers I managed to make my neighbor late for work High school student I keep misspelling coworkers names Roommates kept our kitchen perpetually condemned, so upon moving out I left them a massive container of dish soap contaminated with cooking oil so that their home will slowly get greased up, no matter how much they try and clean with it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by mocking my neighbors parrot for the last couple of weeks. TIFU by letting intrusive thoughts win while working a 16-hour shift in a flour mill TIFU (when I was 11) by accidentally carpet-bombing my neighbors' backyard party with dog crap TIFU by starting my day 12 hours early… TIFU by forgetting I had a Pi-Hole TIFU i (chinese fem) offered my guy friend “asian candy” while lying down in front of him TIFU using my wife's friend's phone and seeing their group chat name. TIFU by eating a home made family sized lasagne for every meal over 2 days. TIFU by accidentally stealing from Sam's Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where today i found out my own mom nuked my credit score… and her excuse was insane Karma for entitled home owner who thinks they own lake access He SERIOUSLY wasn't hitting on you Basement spot Gentle parenting is sad to watch as a retail worker. Wedding cake cut by guest, refused to stop! Entitiled coworker said I do not deserve my promotion because we were employed at the same time Dealing With Entitled Neighbors After Parents Death Entitled guest tries to get refund for hotel stay My bf thinks i owe him money while he's unemployed Entitled woman though I was hiting on her That's my water bottle! It's Just A Kid Potential "buyer" wants me to deliver furniture over 400 miles away! Coworker reserved the office printer all day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want it fast? Fine, but don't cry when it blows up in your face! Unauthorized Software? Happy to remove it! If you don't like it, you can just leave. Won't get paid more for doing my job quicker? alright I'll just do my job slower. I can stand longer than you can sit. You Want Me to Work My Exact Hours? Okay, No Problem! You Want Me to Follow the Test Script Exactly? Sure Thing. If I only get a day off when I formally schedule "time off" on the company calendar, then I guess I'll mark "time off" for every weekend for the foreseeable future. Co-worker creates fake document to prove rule is stupid Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not throwing myself out of the way of someone walking straight at me whilst looking at their phone? AITA for not letting my friend work from my home? AITA for buying my niece period panties AITA for changing my childcare situation? AITA for not checking my phone when a friend bailed to meet us? AITA for letting my step daughter's mom stay in our guest suite and not my sister? AITA for not going to my uncle's funeral after what happened at the wake? AITA for saying if you break, you buy? AITAH for calling my husband a disgrace after he said my miscarriage ruined his birthday? Update - AITAH for calling my husband a disgrace after he said my miscarriage ruined his birthday ? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where The dreaded "what do you do?" when you're unemployed due to disability He'll Never Touch Me Without Showering Again Manager thought I was sad to be leaving Thanks for the Welcome! Hairdresser learned the hard way about skin conditions Stuborn lady asked for inappropriate photos untill I had enough I want to speak to someone in America! Teacher behaved heartless, got traumatized for it Wannabe "Master Manipulator" thought he was going to break my heart... Stopped a friend from becoming my step-mom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You need to tie your hair up! Don't touch my Garbage! who's cot is it anyway!? Malicious compliance in history lecture Ghosting and loving it... Spotify Support told me to read their refund policy. So I did, and forced them to give me a refund. I should cancel on my end? no problem! Trying to performance manage me out of a job? I'm up for the challenge “You're not paid to think” — cool, enjoy $7k in rotten shrimp New neighbor didn't like my old fence so I took it down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Not wash your hands after peeing? You'll have to wait to leave. Want to constantly complete "do-good" tasks on my property despite being told multiple times not to? I'll make sure you have the attention of the entire neighborhood at 6:30am so you get the recognition you're so desperate for. Make me stay late ok I am taking lunch then. You want it? No problem My roommate kept snoring and refused to address it, so I recorded her and played it whenever she tried to rest. This guy spoke rudely to me on the phone while I tried picking him up for Uber so I taught him a lesson Ex's husband can't seem to get over me Block me from leaving the bus? Here, have some snark! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for asking my sister in law what she's doing with her degree after she implied my university wasn't prestigious enough AITA for asking my husband to limit his time with his nephews because our daughters are missing out? AITA for using a disabled person for my “own benefit”? AITA for being upset that my friend essentially called my mom a bad person for looking older than her age? AITA for locking my roommates cat out of my room at night? AITA for calling out my in-laws after they mocked my parents for crying? AITA for eating a whole doughnut that was brought in to work as a reward/Birthday party? AITA for "letting" my sister go thirsty through an entire meal? AITA for refusing to punish my daughter after she blew up on the classclown that she dint want at her birthday party? AITA for telling friends and family I'm broke when they need money? AITA for denying my coworker lunch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Eat your vegetables and leave me out of it Holding a narcissistic Grandfather accountable Scary mode. The Tale of the Flasher when your boss has the situational awareness of a fruit fly Bathroom Police Principal ripped big bro a new one You shat yourself in front of my friends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where dae get that weird irresistible urge to bend your toes and nothing fixes it?? DAE Eat a huge meal in one sitting, and then never eat anything else for the day? DAE feel total dread the moment anything is scheduled? Does anybody else feel like they're always eating or thinking about eating? DAE ask for consent to kiss a first date? DAE feel completely drained after making like... two plans? DAE feel like being a bridesmaid is the biggest emotional and financial scam that nobody talks about? DAE feel like empathy towards animals is ruining their life? DAE worry about teenagers now DAE likes to swing as an adult? DAE social skills fluctuate wildly from day to day? DAE think the way most of us live our lives is kind of lame? DAE feel a deep sense of sadness thinking about their parents even though they're still pretty okay and still alive? DAE just not want to talk to neighbors? DAE not enjoy cooking videos that start with "Did you know that if you..." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytimer prorevenge where My Ex's Mom Framed and Fired while the boss was away. I took him down with me! “Please message me in the group chat” alright, but you won't like it My gf and I went to a church bbq to flex on my ex. You wanna try to take 9" of our property? We will take 20' of yours I torpedoed a dude's entire career because he was a bully Older cousin used me as a "free" maid for months, so I asked her mom for a pot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Rude client wasted almost 1 hour to hear same info I told her already from different employee Coworker didn't like my friend and I quietly chatting while working, made it her problem Make me stay late for not being 15 minutes early? I'll show you how early I can be. You want me to ask EVERY customer? You can't give me $5? "You cannot use your allotted meal budget to tip." HOA said every violation gets reported? Okay, EVERY violation gets reported That time my mom upended the dress code for my entire school Hi do you own the property at... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not making my DIL coffee and telling her I am not a barista AITA for docking my son's allowance the amount he made my premium go up? WIBTA if I started locking our bedroom door in the mornings? AITA for not giving up my hobbies? AITA for telling my friends to get freaked? AITA for catering to my niece's need to have dino nuggets at every meal but not doing the same for my kids AITA for letting my friend's daughter live in our rental property rent-free without asking friend's permission first? AITA for refusing to care for sister's kid during surgery? WIBTA if I told my friend that I was the anonymous person who paid his vet bills? AITA for making my sister's gender reveal cake grey because she wouldn't tell me the gender? AITA for pushing back on my SIL for asking me to dress differently because her and my BIL are uncomfortable? AITA for hijacking a Bible study? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where I told you not to press hard. I am a betrayer of the white race My English Teacher was Gonna Tell My Dad He Wasn't My Hero My wife won't stand up, but she will shut you down The time my baby sister took down grandpa "Friend" won't stop pushing my childfree boundaries, I'll ruin your freaking dinner. The time I traumatized a nosy neighbor with kindness and boredom A stranger put her hand on my pregnant wife's belly. I breastfeed NICU babies. Karen says it's creepy. I Used Full Frontal Exposure To Stop My Mother's Verbal Abuse. For Good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where My Landlord Learns The Importance of Keeping Your Word - and I Learn Not To Renovate a Rental Condo. I out did my fiancées petty boss "My time is just as important as yours" Revenge for parking in my spot Tried to drag me across the world to blame me for your failures? Get left high and dry. Let your teenager kick me for a 9 hour flight, get stuck on the plane extra long. Ok, I'll obey your rules ... if you insist Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Boss wanted everything done "by the book." So I did. Entire office shut down for a day. Boss said I must use my vacation before month end but also “no one can take time off”, so I read the policy Student made demands regarding a project and found out the hard way. The Teacups' New Home The Endless Cleaning Loop Was told to work my contract hours. Damage ensued. You want me to be “on time”? Okay- down to the minute. Boss accused me of bullying so I requested punishment Blow a minor incident out of proportions? Dont mind if i do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my mom why she had kids? AITA for kicking out a family that gatecrashed a private party? AITA for not saying thank you when a parent returned my son's lunch box AITA for getting my friend fired from her job? AITA for demanding that my husband pick my needs over his parents and let them feel cold for a bit. AITA for telling my brother's wife that being a stay at home mom doesn't mean being a stay in bed mom? AITA for refusing to give my college fund to my nephew after my sister found out about it? AITA for doing a group Halloween Costume with my Stepdaughters that their Mother doesn't approve of? Update: AITA for doing a group Halloween Costume with my Stepdaughters that their Mother doesn't approve of? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r traumatizethemback where Creepy security guard kept harassing my female coworkers. teacher threatened to call recently passed mother New doctor wouldn't allow my repeat prescription. Too young to be disabled. My employer requests after sick leaves, that I describe my symptoms. So I do. Why my puppy flunked out of obedience school Mind your own business sir. Don't wiggle the needle! Neighbor wouldn't shut up about how many rooms our house has Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where Entitled woman at the restaurant told the waitress to move my table because she didn't like “people facing her while she eats” “Friend” expected me to pay for everything Entitled Mom Demands Disabled Seat, Then Misses Her Flight Train Entitled customer got mad because I didn't “smile enough” while serving her coffee Lady wants a free empty seat on plane Entitled fitness attendee tries using her lipstick to write an X on equipment she's going to use Entitled Cousin ruined his life after a family reunion "I'm old enough to be your dang dad." Kids begging for free food Lady is bothered by children at a children's hospital. The man who tried to Ruin my mum and dad wedding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where He has no idea I'm the reason he didn't get the job Condescending colleague - I cost him his desired job Hospital roommate called me ugly, I shut her up After years of receiving Goodwill junk from my wealthy SIL who never says thank you, I finally found the perfect "revenge gift" for my nephew that drove the whole family crazy Cab driver rips me to shreds, thinking I can't understand him—but I can Their own kids accidentally helped me get petty revenge against my SILs Senior boy wouldn't stop abusing me. So I chucked his entire, accumulative, end of the year report in the trash, causing him to fail Don't like my calendar? Say goodbye to family pics! You bugged my car? Now you'll have lo listen to what I think about you: A Petty Divorce Tale 10 or less items turns into a full cart? ... I'll catch you outside husbands mistress was rude to me, so i ruined her favourite thing, twice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Daycare wants my office to park in our reserved spaces while they use ours too. We did. Ok my turn now You accuse us of time theft and being unproductive? Then look forward to an inbox full of unnecessary reports. Well guess i will take lunch then. Use Slow Computer for Demanding Project Can't get simple office accessories? I'll bring my own ASM gives me more work and it backfires spectacularly Kevin Vs The Team Use only the official uniform. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE think that, from a certain age, elderly people should be tested to see if it's still safe for them to drive? DAE feel a weird sense of grief for the before times that you can't even really explain? Does anybody else spread cheeks before pooping, or is that just me (and my husband)? DAE think the 8-hour workday is too long? DAE Smell Periods before they happen? DAE have a tradition or practice in thier family that you later found out was done out of necessity or some other reason? Does anybody else notice the lack of self awareness of other people in public nowadays? DAE split up their life with “apple” and “pie” Does anybody else notice that their parents literally cannot watch movies anymore? DAE needs "face space" when cuddling? DAE notice that the new generation are not having kids?? DAE have imaginary conversations in their head pretty much all the time? DAE use the bathroom repeatedly in their dreams if they have to pee irl? DAE have a piece of pencil lead stuck in their skin? DAE get anxious when they are “scheduled” to do something? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where PE teacher kept making fun of me because I was not athletic and I made him vomit from exhaustion in front of the whole class Revenge against the couple who stole out spot on vacation Taught my housemates a lesson after they kept blatantly disrespecting me and our shared space I came back in a 3-piece suit Entitled rich lady I called a bad driver's company Horror movie level revenge on cheating Ex The kitten I adopted out of spite. Won't move your car? Enjoy the hour wait. And a car accident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my dad I can't see how his prank was funny? AITA for not crocheting a blankt for somone I don't know? AITA for showing my girlfriend some criticism of Taylor Swift's latest album after she asked for it? AITA for calling my friends husband a useless piece of crap AITA for "threatening" to move out? AITA for "ruining" a vacation for my future MIL AITA for yelling at my BF because he woke me up? AITA for crashing out bc my friend called me a passport bro AITA for allowing two kids to have their bikes stolen? AITA for having my friends toddler take her first steps while her parents weren't there? AITA for leaving my friend stranded after she showed up late for the third time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by accidentally finding out my 2nd babies gender TIFU by leaving my vibrator in my bathrobe TIFU by telling my gym crush “I love you” TIFU by confidently clicking my heels like Dorothy during a monitored online university exam TIFU by giving my dog boarding job an uggs blanket I found at goodwill TIFU by skipping my flu shot appointment TIFU by mixing random supplements for months and destroying my gut TIFU by using a weighted blanket TIFU by taking Viagra daily for nearly a year TIFU by trying to bring my girlfriend breakfast in bed and destroying my body instead TIFU by forgetting I was on an Amazon family plan… for years TIFU by accidentally becoming the neighborhood crow whisperer. This is my life now. TIFU by giving myself acid reflux for 25 years TIFU by saying “you're my mammal” to my fiancé Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Stop reporting about office burn out? Okay, done You demand to carpool in my car? Buckle up, cupcake! Absentee boss wants me to increase the daily order against my suggestion? You got it. You want the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup? I'll give you the chocolate soft serve on the right side of the cup. Same penalty for being 6 minutes late as for being 3 hours late? Ok boss. My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine No drinks at your desk. Fine, but don't expect me to answer the phones "If your pay raise isn't enough, quit." OK then. Remove unapproved leave from the system Customer wants a man to help him. OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Teacher called me Katherine because she couldn't bother to learn how to pronounce my name, so I called her by her first name for the rest of the year! Don't recognize my work? Have fun having no cake decorator during graduation season Using Animal Sounds to Interrupt My Roommate's Hookup I “Accidentally” Spilled Tea on a Girl Who Kept Shoving Past Me in a Crowded Concert Line Girl with perv at a bus stop The elite got a TASTE of their own medicine Cut me off to get to the gas station? Here's a UNO Reverse card for you. If I can't have it then neither can you My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine Sometimes Revenge happens on its own Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not letting a kid eat my food? AITA for trying to set a boundary with my little sister after she opened my birthday present? AITA for taking my niece on vacation after her parents planned one without her? AITA for not wanting to quit my work position for my husband? AITA for telling my brother he has to change his habits before college? AITA for telling my mom she is also to blame for why my brother and I won't host our parents for the holidays? AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? UPDATE: AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? AITA for speaking Polish with my friend even though my wife doesn't understand it? AITA for not wanting to pay my friend $2K for watching my cat? AITA for not disclosing my medical history to a stranger? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU made someone realised they wasted 15 years of their life TIFU by asking my sister(F29) what day our parents' anniversary is. TIFU by hitting on my married coworker TIFU by calling a smoothie bowl fat TIFU by stealing an Amazon echo dot TIFU by following a stranger home when I was 5 TIFU by accidentally sleeping in my neighbor's bed TIFU by trying to compliment my girlfriend's dad TIFU by congratulating my neighbor's boyfriend on ‘helping his daughter move in. TIFU by using vaseline TIFU by possibly submitting myself topless to a video job interview TIFU by telling my niece her favorite YouTuber "fell off a cliff" TIFU - I think I pavloved myself into sleeping with my wife for food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want to deny my Heritage? Clock in and out according to your contract!! Sure thing, boss! Mow your lawn wet? Okay, enjoy the look when it dries. Coworker's & Management Got What They Asked For Because "it's in the agreement" Important calculation due? Sorry, no WFH allowed You're going to be a creep to me? I'd like to see you try. 30 minutes or 2+ hours, your call You want me to provide a good reason for why I want to use my vacation days? Time to trauma dump Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Coworker from heck tried to get me to give him a ride so I blew out of the parking lot without him I write Nasty Google Reviews At My Former Employer's Small Firm... Cheating ex and his affair partner (gone "legit) and appear to be betrothed My job cut people's pay for getting tasks completed too fast so everyone ran the clock Deflated her ego Tenant in the apartment building i live in forgets fob daily and i shut them out Slow and sweet You want to steal my lunch ? Eat my period My neighbors are obnoxious so I obnoxious'd them back. Not My Pregnancy Tests Stand me up? Say hello to blue balls Tinder cheater Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.