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r TIFU TIFU by asking my sibling's gf to fit check me in her bra I didn't realize I hadn't actually been drinking a lot of caffeine in my life, and then I tried a coffee with 600mg of caffeine at one time which gave me my first ever caffeine shakes. i had a seizure trying to kiss my crush but we're dating now TIFU by pouring coolant into my windshield washer tank TIFU by putting ice on my burnt skin TIFU by accidently stalking someone on the internet TIFU by missing my job interview because I stayed up procasinating all night TIFU by liking a gift from my Mom TIFU by texting my boyfriend something meant for my therapist TIFU by thinking my boss was flirting with me (she was not) TIFU by changing my baby TIFU by seeing a plushie chef get his show cancelled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Neighbor let his dog poop on my lawn daily, so I launched a neighborhood smear campaign. Literally and figuratively...... Roommate who can't clean up after himself I “stole” a car from a car thief Copy My Paper? Fine. Look Like An Idiot The universe's petty revenge What lock? She never hit me again No wood for you Bin etiquette note Oh you wanna be an butt, enjoying seating your butt on a wet seat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by eating too much broccoli TIFU by accidentally ruining my sister's engagement announcement TIFU by sleepwalking out of my hotel room... completely naked TIFU by donating blood with Ulcerative Colitis TIFU by asking a coworker if the vet wanted to put her sister down TIFU by eating an edible before my HOA meeting TIFU by crashing into the wrong car which turned out to be my boss's TIFU by scaring my dog. TIFU by drinking pure tea tree oil TIFU by hiding money in my apartment and forgetting where I put it. Rent's due today TIFU by scratching my friend in eye on her birthday TIFU by not knowing the dress code and panicking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Block my promotion? I'll block you from getting hired. Followed a rude lady round the supermarket with a crying child One 'sweet' move put an end to the daily haggles! Careful with your carry-on bags. Measure twice. You'll never do that again Listening to loud music on the bus, not on my watch! My ex cheated on me with a friend of mine I introduced him to Classmate got "pranked" by fake letter after screwing us over (old story) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for now keeping secrets from my grandma because she ruined the gender reveal? AITA, asked the neighbor to move their ‘little farm stand' because people are stealing from MY garden AITA for expecting to see a receipt before paying my half of the grocery shopping? AITA for telling my 'friend ' she can yank her child when she has one? AITA for matching my husband's energy for father's day? AITA for leaving a family group chat about my MIL after being excluded for 2 days and watching everyone suddenly act like they care? AITA for my family attending a close friends funeral instead of my brothers baby shower? AITA for not reminding my mom's husband of her birthday? AITA for not letting my niece sew me a dress for a big career moment because she doesn't do a good job? AITA for telling my OCD roommate to "get over it AITA for telling a lady to put her dog back in the carrier on the airplane. AITA for not congratulating my friend on publishing a book? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where They said meetings were mandatory even when sick. So I joined with my camera on. Flu and all Rules are rules, unless you don't like them. Office edition. Rules are important Returning My English Books Making a splash with his compliance. Deck them halls and do it right! Phoney Business Told to ‘dress up' for sleazy functions Wanna go for a walk? You don't want kid food? Alright then, enjoy your plate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my sister ride in my car? AITA for telling off my 'future' sister in law when she didn't want to invite my younger brother to her wedding AITA for refusing to lock my cats up so my friend's boyfriend can visit my house? AITA for telling my friend to STOP telling me about his "jealousy" of women, especially lesbians ? AITA for refusing to share my space with my cousin and her kids and planning to leave while they're staying with us? AITA for asking my friend to stop "complimenting" my postpartum body ? AITA for joking I want a week to myself? AITA for Lying about My Income to Avoid Rent AITA for excluding my daughter from a movie night? AITA because I'm tired of catering to one daughter? AITA for asking for a gift receipt for a baby shower gift. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Tank driver tells me he doesn't want to see or hear from me, so he doesn't. paperwork not good enough the first time? no problem, we will do it again. but you're paying. You have to stay till 6pm Boss said no working from home, so I came in sick as requested. New Manager Forces Me To Take Lunches, So I do. Bias Towards Seafood and Screaming Results in a "Healthy" Dish of Family Karma Stay In Your Lane Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for only buying food for myself? AITA for asking my sister-in-law to rub sunscreen on my back when I have back acne ? AITAH for making my daughter go to bed early even though all her friends stay up late? AITA for telling my Fiancé one of her bridesmaids can't bring her boyfriend AITA I am a 58year old only child. My very elderly parents want to have a say in the protections I put in place, after I'm dead, for my adult vulnerable child. AITA for not making a fuss when someone sat in "my" seat? AITA for telling my daughter she needs to grow up, and apolgize to her sister AITA for not standing up to my bf for my friend? AITA for laughing in the morning and watching TV while my pregnant sister-in-law was trying to sleep? AITA, I(32m) called my female freind(28) unreasonable and she hung up the phone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where She wanted credit for my work, so I gave it to her. Deplaning I "stole" from a shopping cart Mean elderly lady skips the wrong line. The Door on the Garage Goes Up and Down, Up and Down. The Door on the Garage Goes Up and Down All Through the Town (well, night) Got my revenge after the neighbor beat his wife and made a false police report against me. Neighbour was feeding 12 stray feral cats outside her house but refused to take responsibility when they were craping on around the neighbourhood. Don't take your bad mood out on customers A Useful Degree of Pettiness. Not all heroes wear capes. He Cheated, blamed me and said we need to spice up our hooked up life - Chilli in his underwear should fix that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where WIBTA if I refuse to transfer shares in an apartment I inherited to my Aunt according to a deal she had with my late mother 16 years ago? AITA for continuing to take my neighbor's cats to the shelter? AITA for taking off my shirt in front of my daughter's friends because I was having a hot flash ? AITA for pulling our neighbors dog away from our baby when it wasn't listening to the owner? AITA - My parents live overseas and visit / stay each Christmas. Someone they know from their church also wants to stay with us AITA for saying no? AAITA? A prior tenant keeps showing up to my home banging on the door and honking.... ITA for taking our house key with me and letting my roommate out? AITA for asking my mother-in-law please stop sending me cake ? AITA for picking a dinner my girlfriend didn't like while playing a game? AITA for packing my roommate's stuff when she's supposed to be moving out in three days ? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Got an “Unknown Caller” and decided to get weird Finally returned the favor to my idiot brother Tried to help someone who parked illegally, he yells at me. Pettiness ensues. My Boss Was an Jerk so I Quit Without Notice My ex bf of 2 years asked for his bracelet back after we broke up, but I sent him a video of me cutting it up and throwing it away. I've been your donkey for months, now you're going to drag that stuff You want your crap back? You can, quite literally, get it off the roof, motherfuc*er. :) Wanna harass me with creepy DM's? Be prepared for a taste of your own medicine, weirdo. Tribute to my favourite uncle... It will sit there until it grows mold.... Dad's Friends Revenge on AH Neighbor Made my co-worker eat ground coffee Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by telling my roommate her boyfriend can't come over anymore TIFU by leaving the baby monitor on during some much-needed alone time TIFU today by trying to feed my sunbeam snake and accidentally becoming a rat mom TIFU by leaving my fiance, who's recovering from abdominal surgery, alone in his recliner TIFU by trying to pick up my 6'2" boyfriend TIFU — All those pretty shoes TIFU because I wanted to crap TIFU during my son's birth. TIFU by Eating Frozen Strawberries, Ended Up in the Hospital TIFU by licking raw chicken. Twice. TIFU by drinking a gallon of cranberry juice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where When I got 20 people fired because they tried to fire me. Asked me for a job after making it clear we aren't friends My boss said my style would ruin the company. He ended up ruining it himself and wanted me to save it. Newlywed + Nearly a Widow + Heartless Mother-in-Law = Petty Revenge. Update: Grandma is “subtly” transphobic so I'm going all out Sold our house Changed seats when I checked in for our flight Who's raising this baby? Not you Don't manifest *crap* Baby Seat meltdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Made him wait all day He fired so he Fired ! She believes in use and throw. So I blocked her Netflix. Want to disturb my sleep? You can't breed now. Thats a nice spotless car you got there! My guest treated the property like hers "Sorry, it's not in my job description" Woman parks in handicapped ramp, has to wait for me to lower grandma and set up her wheelchair. Boss was a richard, got revenge years later Got her fired before she could get promoted Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by forgetting I was wearing wireless earbuds during a Teams meeting TIFU by getting my husband excited at the wrong time. TIFU by trying to impress a Bumble date - spent most of the time in the washroom TIFU by trusting my sober friend to drive my car TIFU by lying to restaurant staff about my grandma‘s ears TIFU by totally missing a girl flirting hard with me TIFU by calling out my coworker in a team meeting TIFU by having Siri call me “Master” TIFU by texting the Mom instead of the Dad TIFU by standing up too quickly TIFU by sending free product to influencers who just took my stuff and ran TIFU by playing tag with my 90-pound Akita ☠️

r amithejerk? where AITA for wearing a two-piece bikini to my granddaughter's birthday pool party ? AITA for refusing to help my boyfriend's dying mother while planning a trip to Europe? AITA for not cooking breakfast for my niece and nephew? AITA Woman screeching all night during Post Malone concert and I told her to knock it off. AITA for refusing to go on a double honeymoon? AITA For Choosing to Go to My Grandfathers Funeral over my unborn daughter's 20 week ultrasound? AITA for becoming a German citizen ,even if it made my friend call me a traitor? AITA for not volunteering to sleep on the floor even though my friends were hinting that I should? AITA for not cleaning my friends' house after pet-sitting their cat for a week (for free)? AITA for expecting my husband to parent while being sick? AITA for breaking the "curfew" my flatmate set for me because I hang out with guy friends? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I was happy when my ex got cheated on I told my daughter the truth about her father. Now she won't speak to me. My teacher who called me stupid in HS, was a patient of mine My adoptive family will not stop pressuring me to get DNA tested. Questioning whether or not to let my MIL hold our newborn again. I became a German citizen, and my friend called me a traitor I pretend to be okay with my husband's family, but I honestly think they're disgusting. I had to kick my brother out of my house because he wouldn't stop pretending to be disabled Everyone in my life thinks I'm a successful musician. I actually make most of my money ghostwriting TikTok jingles. I asked a guy out at the gym and I'm completely mortified. I work in a plastic surgeon clinic and I wish I had some of our patients lives My ex who left me to marry his mum's choice has been telling people how miserable he is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling a woman to keep her comments to herself in an elevator? AITA for telling a girl she's not coming to the bachelorette because she can't afford it, after she kept changing her mind and having other people speak for her? AITA:My mother wants to take my infant daughters on an outta state trip, my wife n I said no AITA for telling my boyfriend that if he wants to understand what I'm talking about with my dog, he should learn the language? AITA for asking that my medical equipment be returned to me? AITA for starting my daughters b-day party when my parents had not arrived? AITA For correcting teens behavior at a public pool? AITA for asking my neighbor to stop using my driveway to park their car? AITA for “disrespecting boundaries” because my nieces and nephews call me Mama. AITA for yelling at my husband when he "got revenge"? AITA for telling my sister to take accountability or leave me alone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I moved to Italy for 6 months and am more miserable than ever My girlfriend basically saved my life I finally told my wife I found out about her secret. My friend keeps using her religion to justify her entitlement and odd behavior, and I'm tired of her. My young niece didn't know what AIDS was and that brought me to tears I don't feel sorry that she's miserable now. Medical complex child Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My grandmother is “subtly” transphobic, so I'm going all out Sure. I'll help pack up. My roommate kept stealing my oat milk. So I switched it with watered-down mayo juice. A future lawyer's petty revenge on a tenant Group project revenge My competitive friend was always insulting my wine, so I tricked him into sampling and insulting his own. Some guy parked across 3 handicap spots and left his windows open. Dog Poop Turned the tables on a scamming plumber Seller had my cousin and I drive an hour for a sale, cancels sale. I made seller drive 2 hours for nothing and cousin ends up winning big time. Accuse me of theft? Ill just follow the rules. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Food stamps caseworker blues Was told i required a doctor's note after taking sick time. Manger told me to no longer h have my register swapped when its "full." Ok bet! Penny wise, Pound foolish If Larry Likes You, You're Good! It's on the house! You want me to tell people about our + service AND set it up for them? Bet. Bartending Spill Sheet Can't Drink Water in Plain Sight with a 110 Degree Heat Index Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where 9yo son going to sleep My customer was always asking for a discount Hire Her, No Matter What. As you wish. Needs More Lemons? Alright Then. Want ambulances to travel faster than the speed of light? No. Raise denied for not working overtime Yes Sir You're the Lawyer Sir Every communication with the customer needs to be logged? You got it! He refused to go shopping for dress clothes, so he ended up in my old suit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My cousin told me to “save my pity” now he wants it Surprised an online bully in the mail A friend wouldn't look at my new car so i pretended to be very unimpressed by her new car. No ice cream for Karen They say petty revenge is a dish best served cold ... I bruised the bananas to prove a point! Caught the Office Food Thief Accidentally Moved my still damp laundry? Fine I'll mess with yours English only workplace? Enjoy culture sensitivity training She wouldn't share handicapped parking spot Secret revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where This Is Your Name (Malicious compliance by passive resistance.) Scan every item individually. Okay, boss. Don't want me near you? Okay, I'll let you stay outside while I'm by the door. Be nice to drive-through workers Every email needs to be CC'd to me - sure, hope you like notifications I'll be fired if I don't find someone to cover my shift?.. Update on of course I'll move offices again. Stop telling the dog “No.” Okay… Report ALL the incidents, they demanded... Don't worry, I'll clean up... So I didn't, at all. You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me! Vague Costume Dress Code for Disney College Program Participants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my friend she's in the same league as men she calls ugly? AITA for kicking my fiancé out after he mocked my mental health? AITA for refusing to keep paying “Black tax” even though my family is struggling? AITA for calling my sister a Dumb B after she chastised my SIL for how she gave birth? AITA?: Clapped Back at My Uncle for Mocking My Startup AITA? My friends won't let me move out AITA for not bringing gifts to my nephews' birthdays because they never give my kids anything? AITA for telling my sister to stop complaining about how she can't ever be single again after her divorce? AITA for kicking my brother out after he insulted my wife? AITA for expecting my partner to wear headphones in the apartment for one hour a week? AITA for yelling at my aunt when she decorated my books for school? WIBTA if I don't attend my daughter's wedding because her father will be there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You make the F…..ing yogurt! Don't Touch My Laundry, no matter what. "Spit it out!" Enjoy bankruptcy! Do here is a Navy one for some variety My HOA's battle with the community cat "We need specific reasons!" You're going to save money by making it harder to file expense reports? Game on! Start 30 minutes later to save company money? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my friend borrow one of my designer dresses for a wedding after she called me “shallow” for buying them? AITA for not wearing a bra when my husband has his friends stay over? AITA for telling my BIL he needs to book a hotel when he and my sister were staying at my house? AITA for not rearranging a funeral for my cousin? AITA: I was yelled at today by a male co worker and clapped back AITA for asking a date not to eat cured meats in my car? AITA for telling my DIL that I will never be her mother and to leave me alone AITA for not helping my broke friend because she got a tattoo? AITA for requesting to remove my thesis partner from our research, which may cause her not to graduate? AITA for cutting my honeymoon short to be here for my niece's birth? AITA for having lunch in a cemetery? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My ex wouldn't stop using my netflix, so I changed the profile name to ‘CHEATER' and it toddler settings i was the only one cleaning the bathroom. so i stopped and stopped using it too She mocked my accent in class, I gave her fake vocab before exam He tried to spoil the gender reveal, so he got a taste of humility He skipped the group project meetings. So I submitted it with only my name. Snooping Neighbour Got a Taste of Their own Medicine Owner fired my dad, then came asking for work. Denied. I impersonated Roommate to herself- and she hated it/herself! Revenge on the neighbor from heck He ghosted me when I needed info. So I ghosted him when he needed a job. Copying my code during class? Try harder My neighbor thinks he's running a motel. So I gave his guests a reason to check out early. Revenge for a friend who was rudely pranked by a-hole roommate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping TIFU by trying to save money on a haircut and now I look like a background character in a video game TIFU and Inadvertently told a stranger I'm traveling alone TIFU by deleting 20 years worth of family photos. TIFU: i peed my pants during my permit test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i'm only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Tired of being the workhorse while others chill. So I let my laptop 'accidentally' brick itself during BIOS update Old lady wanted to be impatient so I decided to be petty. had a golden opportunity to be petty towards some racists at the boat marina Probably the most petty revenge you will see on this sub. Snap at me on my last day? I'll make your weekend project last for weeks. Mom put Dad in his place after a rude comment and a long few days My first boss in LA made my life heck then sent me their resume Took him...six months. No video for you Park like an jerk, get woken in the middle of the night Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA: My girlfriend is mad that I don't want to babysit her nephew on Father's Day. AITA for not bringing my niece shopping after she was extremely rude/mean to me, even if she “apologized”? AITA for telling my parents I do not want to attend university AITA - I was promised a financial gift from my dad but he died before I got it. My sisters now say I shouldn't be able to claim it from the estate. AITA for not cooking "fancier" meals? AITA for loosing weight for my friends wedding although I'm already the “skinny friend”? AITA for tearing a family apart over money? AITA for sitting braless in my garden? AITA for yelling at my friend cause she almost got us into a car accident? AITA for bringing a meat based product to my vegan friend's dinner? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Showed my friend the Reddit post where I trashed hair dye—she laughed hysterically, then calmly told me she's always hated my haircut. We're even now. I think. I asked my husband if he wants to wrestle to initiate hooked up. Instead, he watches wrestling. Tried to screenshot-snark about a coworker's sloppy email, accidentally reply-all'd the screenshot to the entire project list, spent the rest of the day tasting my own foot. I set my alarm sound to emulate Bird Song and now I've been awoken every day way too early by ACTUAL Bird Song. Tried to make a fun add on to someone else's light hearted anecdote about inappropriate pregnancy related questions, instead made a really crude, inappropriate and fairly offensive remark. I ate an excessive amount of Fiber One Brownies and now my intestines are paying the price. I lost my ticket and called the sheriff's department. If I hadn't lost it they probably would never have uploaded them to the system for me and everyone else that got pulled over in that two week period, so now we all have our original fines and new court dates. Yay. greeted my cat in a way that was very likely received as racially insensitive by a Costco employee while on a call. Received great customer service. the fresh pineapple changed the texture of the meal to something that was very unpleasant. Op fell asleep while parents werent home for 2 hours which resulted in ticked parents and a broken doorbell Went on a passionate rant about how much I hate when men dye their hair… right in front of a friend whose husband does exactly that because she asked him to. i left my phone at work charging, realized after hours, remembered a possible way in, it was way easy, alarms went off, corporate upper folks involved, I'm not fired. I hope nobody else is fired. I have regrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for ordering alcohol? AITA for not adjusting our China trip to my BIL's cardio limits? AITA for getting a belly piercing without discussing it with my boyfriend beforehand? AITA for leaving dinner early after my boyfriend's friend introduced me as “the current one”? WIBTA: Taking my coffee maker with me when I leave my current job AITA- I (20m) went to sleep before my girl (23f) could make dinner AITA for refusing to keep helping my friend with her side hustle after she started treating me like an unpaid employee? AITA for not sharing my leftovers with my bf? AITA for not replacing my nephew's leather jacket after my dog had an accident on it? AITA for not giving my roommate a cut of the money from selling a table? AITA for not punishing my son for making fun of his sister for wetting her pants? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls' trip

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i'm only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where They said if you leave during the fire drill, don't come back, so i went home for the day Don't clock out on breaks? Why yes I will gladly comply !Just do it the way I said Client asked me to report everything I do during shift. I did. Then they stop asking. You want me to follow EVERY step of the manual? Okay then… Keep winning—let payroll take care of itself Smokers Get More Breaks? Hold My Beer. Chatterbox I Took 'Following Protocol' a Little Too Literally Manager said No OT Gasoline in Diesel truck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where No client communication unless it goes through me? Sure. I'll wait. Don't want me to work from home once or twice a month? Watch me do so twice a week. US Army complies with administration demands to revert name of Fort Gregg-Adams to original Fort Lee Done touch anything that isn't yours. If you say so roomie Not Social Enough You Said 'Only Use My Words'? Sure - I'll Use Only Your Words. Manager said “no personal touches in the emails”, so I took out every greeting and sign-off. Restaurant parking lot was for customers only so I made the owner's daughter go find street parking 4 blocks away. Remove incentive for overtime? Guess we'll operate normal office hours. "Use your personal phone as work equipment"? Okay, but when it dies I have no other backup so don't expect me to finish the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by thinking a disabled child was an owl TIFU by accidentally calling out an emergency code in a hospital waiting room. TIFU: The time I accidentally cheated on a college course. TIFU ignoring my appendicitus TIFU by picking up a "cute little baby mole" TIFU by having turned off highways on google maps for 10months TIFU by assuming my travel luggage was empty before letting a coworker borrow it TIFU by carrying pepper spray in my hip purse. TIFU by taking a trip and forgetting my passport TIFU by throwing away my girlfriends art during bulk trash day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking the office fridge after someone kept stealing my lunch? AITA for sneaking out and causing my sister to lose her job? AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? AITA for blowing up at my parents for something my adult sister did? AITAH for telling my six year old nephew he is not special, after he told me he can do and get what he wants because everyone calls him special? AITA for refusing to give my sister the wedding dress I bought even through I'm not getting married anymore? AITAH for calling myself (18F) disabled in front of a disabled person? AITA for not leaving apartment for a week AITA for saying no to hosting my SIL and her additional needs kid overnight again? AITA for telling my family that my sister strongly implied that she doesn't want me at her wedding, causing most of them to RSVP no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where He Parked in Front of Our Garage and Swore at my Wife and Mother In-Law, So I Helped Him Apply for Jobs They suspended me for a misunderstanding so I took the best, much needed vacation at their expense. Family drama. Petty payback. Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. My Aunt said therapy is for the Faithless, So I let her quote my therapist Won't give me my deposit back..ok.. Hello, fire department? He robbed an old man, we delivered him straight to the cops. You want to claim my answers as your own? Okay! Bathroom Break the Door Down Oh i just rent here? Well now I am president of this HOA and owner of this unit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Don't pay your bill, I'll remove your door My neighbor kept parking in my driveway. So I parked behind him and went of town Whose panties are these?!? He Kept Hogging the Laundry Machines So I Introduced Him to the Waiting Game My coworker kept stealing my pens. so I started refilling them with glitter ink. I'm sorry, you need to go to the service desk, sir. She picked her ex and took the dog. I took the money. Guess who came barking back? Multiplication Quiz Revenge People keep playing music in the pool area after hours. So I play my own music. On a loop. At max volume. The hidden notes "Yeah, bro, these wheels will fit your truck. I had the same one." Block me in, I'll drag your car away. Boss said I wouldn't last. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to use an English name? AITA for not making the trip cross country to meet my nephew because my family are jerks to my wife AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for feeding my dogs before my stepsister? AITA For telling my mom she is nothing but a mistress. AITA for not letting my friend borrow my car after how she returned it last time? AITA for refusing to open my pool w/o a safety gate? AITA for "leaving the stroller?" AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for telling my family to freak off when they requested that I “fix” them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My family is making a homophobic cake decorator make hundreds of pride cakes. She always called me “just the boyfriend,” so I helped her move, quietly. Impatient guy at Self serve car wash Call the cops on me? I'll ruin your name with honesty. My boss kept scheduling meetings during my lunch, so I started eating lunch in every meeting Accidental petty revenge My partner exposed her clients “true character” and it was hilarious I wore the most revealing shorts I own because my neighbors husband got his feelings hurt by his wife talking about me mowing my front yard shirtless She Stayed Silent So I Did Too “Kept Calling Me ‘Sir' on the Phone—So I Gave Him a Taste of His Own Medicine!” Girl tried to cut me out of a moment I've stopped using exclamation marks when responding to emails from my boss. My manager always called for a 20 minute team meeting after work. Unpaid. So I finally had enough. He took my €900 Deposit. I suspended his license He Kept Stealing My Hawaii Mug, So I Let Him Ruin His Own Reputation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Of course I will move workspaces, again If it not your job, don't touch it. "You have to follow the schedule" okay, guess I'll just sit here then Can only buy 2 beers at a time? Short and silly story at McDonalds that happened today. Yes sir, only as you say. Yes sir, only as you say. Manager told me to cc her on every client email. So I did, including the ones where she's the problem "You need to be more energetic on calls." Ten-Four The Water Park is Off Limits. Okay. You want a proper British cup of tea? Alright then, mate. Doesn't Add Up? Make It Add Up? Well, Okay Then... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Changing the definition of overtime? Great! You can't park here! Apartment pool required a towel (I'm fully clothed) Teacher told me to only use textbook definitions so I did, and suddenly that wasn't enough Put them back where you found them. Okay. You think I'm fudging my hours? You're right. Here's my real hours... Restaurant that didn't want to feed it's employees "All modifications must be restored to the original." I need to work regular office hours? Sure thing! You want me to review everything, always? OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Created a problem to keep my annoying neighbor occupied and get some peace Ex husband's ex GF gets her assumptions and her a$$ handed to her I reply to work emails and Slack messages using provocative quotes. I started practicing opera at 6 AM because my neighbor complained about my "noisy" coffee grinder Made neighbor run over the trash he kept piling at my door My boss called me an "autistic robot" and stuck me with the worst job, so I changed the rerouting phone number to mine and changed the security camera passwords The pettiest thing I've ever done. A client kept saying ‘make it pop' - so I made one version that literally had a pop sound on every click Park in company parking space? Enjoy being blocked for few days! Be Careful Who You Treat Like Crap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to lend my cousin money to cover the rent on a house she insisted on renting even though I told her she couldn't afford it? AITA for refusing to wear body makeup for my friends wedding? AITA for declining to be a groomsman in one of my best friend's weddings AITA for not stopping my teenage sons gf from kissing him? AITA because my aunt ate my dog's food accidentally and she claims I "let her"? AITA for eating ice cream every night just like I always do and not stopping just bc my SIL doesn't want my niece to see it? AITA for not putting away my copy of The Handmaid's Tale? AITA for keeping inheritance from birth mother instead of splitting with adoptive siblings? AITA for celebrating my birthday without my friends after they rescheduled around babysitters again? AITAH for telling my parents that they neglected me because of my brothers illness? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I was my daughter's “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I'm not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother's new girlfriend is everything my ex said I'd never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn't. I've been substituting for elementary kids and I've never seen kids behave this way. I took the DNA test, and I regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out my kid's teacher for talking down to me? AITA for saying I don't want to be my friend's “fat bridesmaid aesthetic”? AITA for leaving my SIL's house after she invited me over to "not be alone" but just wanted free childcare? AITA for not for not giving my neighbors food. AITA for refusing to top up on electricity coz my roommate likes to keep her lights on AITA for making my pregnant sister lose time after she told me to "pretend i didnt know her"? AITA for telling my sister to just wear the stupid dress for her husband and to stop overthinking it? AITA for telling my husband I don't want his mom to stay with us for two months in our one-bedroom apartment? WIBTA if I told my guests that it was awful having them stay over? AITA for walking my friends' under-exercised dog more than they usually do – which led to vet costs and now drama? AITA: My husband will invite his family and friends over without telling me until that day. He then expects me to clean, run to the store and prep/cook everything. I finally just decided to leave the house the last time he told me because I only had 4 hours till their arrival. He canceled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.