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Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Teacher called me Katherine because she couldn't bother to learn how to pronounce my name, so I called her by her first name for the rest of the year! Don't recognize my work? Have fun having no cake decorator during graduation season Using Animal Sounds to Interrupt My Roommate's Hookup I “Accidentally” Spilled Tea on a Girl Who Kept Shoving Past Me in a Crowded Concert Line Girl with perv at a bus stop The elite got a TASTE of their own medicine Cut me off to get to the gas station? Here's a UNO Reverse card for you. If I can't have it then neither can you My manager wanted no phones until she needed mine Sometimes Revenge happens on its own Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for not letting a kid eat my food? AITA for trying to set a boundary with my little sister after she opened my birthday present? AITA for taking my niece on vacation after her parents planned one without her? AITA for not wanting to quit my work position for my husband? AITA for telling my brother he has to change his habits before college? AITA for telling my mom she is also to blame for why my brother and I won't host our parents for the holidays? AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? UPDATE: AITA for ignoring my family after they excluded me from Christmas (again)? AITA for speaking Polish with my friend even though my wife doesn't understand it? AITA for not wanting to pay my friend $2K for watching my cat? AITA for not disclosing my medical history to a stranger? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU made someone realised they wasted 15 years of their life TIFU by asking my sister(F29) what day our parents' anniversary is. TIFU by hitting on my married coworker TIFU by calling a smoothie bowl fat TIFU by stealing an Amazon echo dot TIFU by following a stranger home when I was 5 TIFU by accidentally sleeping in my neighbor's bed TIFU by trying to compliment my girlfriend's dad TIFU by congratulating my neighbor's boyfriend on ‘helping his daughter move in. TIFU by using vaseline TIFU by possibly submitting myself topless to a video job interview TIFU by telling my niece her favorite YouTuber "fell off a cliff" TIFU - I think I pavloved myself into sleeping with my wife for food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want to deny my Heritage? Clock in and out according to your contract!! Sure thing, boss! Mow your lawn wet? Okay, enjoy the look when it dries. Coworker's & Management Got What They Asked For Because "it's in the agreement" Important calculation due? Sorry, no WFH allowed You're going to be a creep to me? I'd like to see you try. 30 minutes or 2+ hours, your call You want me to provide a good reason for why I want to use my vacation days? Time to trauma dump Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Coworker from heck tried to get me to give him a ride so I blew out of the parking lot without him I write Nasty Google Reviews At My Former Employer's Small Firm... Cheating ex and his affair partner (gone "legit) and appear to be betrothed My job cut people's pay for getting tasks completed too fast so everyone ran the clock Deflated her ego Tenant in the apartment building i live in forgets fob daily and i shut them out Slow and sweet You want to steal my lunch ? Eat my period My neighbors are obnoxious so I obnoxious'd them back. Not My Pregnancy Tests Stand me up? Say hello to blue balls Tinder cheater Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Wronged SO gets revenge on Craig's List I made my ex think his PlayStation had connection issues for calling me names. Have a free drink to wash down your shame. You want to treat my fellow convention-attendee like garbage? OK...there will be consequences. Many years ago, denying a mean girl some bouncy balls when she asked. Fought noise with noise to get loud RAs to close their door Evil Grandmother Mom ignored me asking her not to announce my birthday at restaurants Raccoon troubles. Roommate burned my food, so I matched his energy My boss refused to promote me or give me reasonable raises so I developed skills on the company dime that got me a 100% raise at another company. Take up every seat while waiting 12 minutes for a train? Now you're standing for 45 minutes instead. Old friends f'd me over after I essentially created their buisness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for Showing my Kids the bills? AITA for not welcoming my brother-in-law's new GF into my life? AITA for asking my girlfriend's brother “what kind of a man” he is? AITA for not making my girlfriend feel included in family emergency? AITA for not telling my mom my friend's name and blocking her after she called 50+ times? AITA For Asking Why My Co-Worker Wears Makeup Everyday? AITA for staying in a disabled spot, or was grandma overreacting? AITA for "ruining my son's schedule" by letting him stay up later with me? and playing video games? AITA for not letting my aunt and uncle stay in my apartment while I'm out of town? AITA for refusing to a birthday party for one of my gf's family members? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where Entitled gym patron tries to shove my daughter out of gym when she comes to get me at end of my shift Customer tried to scan my badge for a discount, then said I assulted her Entitled neighbor insists I pay for damage she caused I never asked for it 55+ community Aunt expects me to pay her portion of a group gift even though I didn't agree Former partner who quit halfway now wants a share of the profits because “they had the idea too” Update: About the former partner who wanted a share of my company's profits because “they had the idea too” I've lost all sympathy for my entitled teacher friend Today I called out blatant entitlement at the thrift store. Can we all do this more? Close your curtains so I don't have a view into your home. That time this woman was encouraging her little lap dog to relieve itself inside the baggage claim area before you go through customs and almost got arrested. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r doesanybodyelse where DAE randomly check their bank account just to make sure money is still there? DAE think social media is dying? DAE feel like the world has been not quite right since the pandemic? DAE think wealthy people who don't pass down inheritance are crazy? DAE go through life feeling like a kid pretending to be an adult? DAE have parents with the social skills equivalent of a coconut? DAE get anxiety when they have to go outside and do lawn work because you know you're being watched? DAE live with their significant other but not share a room with them? DAE feel like you're dying when you don't get enough sleep? DAE not care about work as soon as they leave those doors every day? Does anybody else ever feel deeply curious about the lives of complete strangers? DAE feel like their IQ drops 20 points whenever they know someone is watching them do a task? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Enjoy your new refrigerator! Don't want to do two flights of stairs? Enjoy six. Stand wherever is convenient for you? I'll put your card wherever is convenient for me. Got even in my own way. Neighbor who's very artistic by nature getting a sudden eviction because the landlords daughter wants the house with the art inside, what art? How I stopped my neighbour from having loud hooking up until 4am Bully misogynist got poorer Be careful who you include in the CC list on emails - it might come back to bite you! Road Rage Revenge Try to shut down my business? You need Jesus My roommate the thief Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where HOA President wanted heat! IT wanted process over results. I gave them process — and panic. Management said we had to work 8am - 5pm (ET). So we did, and let them deal with explaining to our California clients why we weren't available. But they aren't wearing ties! Skirt to the company BBQ 'It's good US money......' You will stack the hay how I want it stacked! You Want to Abide by the Contract? No problem. Access Removed - Here's allllll my work Making them cold just seemed like the right thing to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for refusing to get a second job? AITA for "taking over" when it came to my siblings? AITA for getting mad at my parents for using the money my grandma gave me for graduation? AITA for asking my husband to cancel our anniversary trip to Everest? AITA Am I the bad guy for yelling at my parents and telling them that they lost the little trust I had in them? AITA for revealing that the baby shower surprise had already been ruined? AITA for telling roommate that she can no longer use my microwave? AITA for not wanting my in-laws to stay with us more than once a month? AITA for having different expectations for my daughters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Tracked down and confronted Lyft driver that stole my AirPods Dickish kid doesn't give up train seat so I make him You want me to do the job you fired me from? I don't think so. Ex needs a new phone number. Womp womp Petty neighbor pretends I dont exist, blasts loud obnoxious music at 730am Middle Schoolers Get Petty Revenge on Mean Teacher Upstairs neighbor was loud so I had to be louder. Hide something in my backpack, will you? Alright then. My Shift Leader Tried To Tell Me I Couldn't Go On A Early Break Because I Couldn't Walk So I Quit In The Middle Of My Shift On Our Busiest Day. Don't mess with my kid, Karen. Happened Many Years Ago- Don't Make A Child Cry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where All items on floor are trash? Have fun rooting through the dumpster! No overtime, no problem Wont give me the card to get fuel? Enjoy the towing bill No heat for you Shocking, Innit. No more drugs in the workplace? OK! Always cross your Ts and dot your Is Manager insisted we do timesheets after hours Okay then, I won't help Boss looked like a fool courtesy of me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for reminding my mom that my son is a child? AITA for not allowing my sisters dogs loose in my new car? AITA for asking my husband to take our son to the hospital with him while on bedrest for serious knee injury AITA for asking my wife permission to go to a very close friend's wedding overseas (8hrs away)? AITA for letting my daughter stay with me and my wife after she found out that her mom lied to her AITA- My wife came home upset because she was hungry and I didnt have a meal prepared AITA for telling my mom to stop villainizing middle school? AITA for refusing to refer my brother to my workplace even though my parents are upset? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA I made my sculpture "wrong" so I walked out of class. AITA for not accepting to pay full price for my coworker's food delivery meals? AITA for lashing out at my sister for not prioritising my medical emergency AITA for refusing to acknowledge my mom's $300 Visa payment and making her cry? AITA for hiding a stuffed animal? AITA for not sharing my specific diagnosis? AITA for cleaning the house I was housesitting? AITA for telling my MIL off for her comment regarding my 5-day-old? AITA for accidentally tricking my friend? AITA for not wanting my niece and nephew in my baby's room? AITA for not inviting my sister to my wedding because she always makes everything about herself? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU By Not Realising My Ex's Parent's Have Camera's Everywhere TIFU by watching an emotional movie and putting my girlfriend into a death grip while we slept. TIFU by not canceling my recurring shipment when I moved. TIFU by offering my physiotherapist a handshake and instantly regretting it TIFU by partying my way into $8,000 of debt during college TIFU by ending a rats life in front of my toddler. TIFU by saying I'd email someone I met in drawing class TIFU by realizing I'm not a wimp, just allergic and could have died. TIFU by trying to break my buddy out of jail. It worked… for a minute. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for replacing pictures of my cousins with pictures of my dog AITA for telling my coworker I'm not surprised his wife divorced him. AITA for finding it distasteful that the dinner host asked to split the cost of groceries/ingredients? AITA for having a new neighbor's car towed? AITA for not adding my mum back to a holiday she dropped out of? AITA for laughing at my mom's bf for the birthday gift he gave her? WIBTA if I refused to pick my daughter up from school? AITA for finally asking for the apartment back after my niece's “temporary” stay turned into four years? AITA for not letting a stranger use my toilet? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Thanks for letting me use your rewards! Loud music at 2am? I found the perfect way to shut her up Excuse me My roommate keeps bringing visitors over all the time without warning? No problem, I have the solution. How my friend got revenge on his abusive ex Revenge is a dish best served stinky. "Don't get your panties in a twist. I'll be gone in 5 minutes anyway." The pettiest of petty, but dang it made me laugh (and still does) Dude decided to have a full volume speaker convo in the shared space. Let's give him a taste of his own medicine. Dealership Repossesses Customer's Car, Customer Responds by Taking Dealership's Name Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Scheduled breaks must be taken on schedule As you want. You want to fix our working hours? Our contracts have something to say about that... Provide a offer? Don't mind if I do Want me to clean up users on the portal? Done, you're deleted. You want the server down during business hours? You got it. “Do all the work yourself or get 0%” Take you to court? Okay... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where She mocked me in front of the class, so I called her a “freaking stupid witch”, teacher ended up reporting HER Be entitled over a free plane ticket home? Enjoy the multi-stop and bus ticket home. Steps I front of me at check out now wait while I put your shopping cart behind you car. The stupidest little petty thing I cyberbullied a bunch of teenagers, and I don't regret it. My aunt used my favorite sauce. So i swapped it out "Do you actually remove all the stuff from the shower when you clean it?!" Yeah now enjoy having all your shower stuff put back in the wrong spot. Mildly inconviniencing wedding guest who wants to freak my fiance An old 'manager' of mine snubbed me while talking to my spouse, today, I was vindicated Performer didn't realise I was the manager Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by sealing wasps in their nest, instead of destroying them. TIFU by accidentally convincing my entire office I'm a parkour expert TIFU_ I got scammed and they have my inappropriate photos — I don't know what to do TIFU by Falling Asleep in the Hot Tub TIFU by using my credit card for a vacation I couldn't afford TIFU TIFU by answering a child on autopilot TIFU by creating tear gas in my oven TIFU because everything I thought I knew about pickles was wrong TIFU by trying to surprise my girlfriend and surprising her way too much TIFU by bringing up money talk during dinner with his parents TIFU took the term baby shower literally TIFU by wearing see-through pants to the gym Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where The paint looks fine... Report everything that happens on these files - or else. Okay then..I will OK - I won't answer my old staff's questions and help them ... I saw my future and I'm in trouble Not working enough pallets, so I worked more pallets (retail) Always be specific when babysitting All in on Python... You got it! Supervisor says phones are all that matter. Okay then! Countermand orders? Get smoked. HR are there to protect the company. Not their employees Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU Caught my Dad with a suspiscious text and told my Mom. TIFU by trying to meal prep like a professional chef TIFU by tasting pasta TIFU by making my crush a bit too obvious TIFU by lasering my arms TIFU by inventing the worst pasta dish in human history TIFU by verbally abusing my phone TIFU by not learning how to use a urinal properly TIFU by letting my friends know I hate gnomes TIFU carrying 2 Square Things in my Hand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for wearing red to a friend's wedding? AITA, I bought my gf a Dyson Airwrap now she's mad… WIBTA if I change the password on my PS5 so my husband can't play it? AITA. I made my daughter (11), cry during D&D. Even though everything turned out OK, my wife is still mad. WIBTA if I asked my 17-year-old stepson to stop wearing perfume because I'm pregnant and it makes me nauseous? AITA for not giving the stray cat I found back to his original owner AITA for refusing to sign over my half of a property until I get legal security? AITA for falling asleep and my wife not being able to enter our house? AITA for wanting my partner to help pay for her engagement ring? AITA for using my Aunt's personal employee discount code to buy clothes? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Coworker tried to get me fired over breast implants, so I pulled a reverse uno card. Don't announce your engagement at someone else's wedding, or this might just happen to you... I froze my psycho neighbor out of her apartment Scammers want access to my PC, I turn the tables and start wiping their computer They tore up my grandfather's garden. He tore up their car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Don't want to Answer our request for a walkthrough and key exchange? Then we will leave without letting you know. The phone company assigned Nintendo Game Support number as my home number Father in Law punched me below the belt, so I bricked his switch. Manager cut my hours? I'll leave you with one less employee Parked like an entitled jerk so I ruined his yoga session Neighbor pushed too far Worked out even nicer than I thought Don't want me walking on your lawn? Don't leave your garbage can blocking the sidewalk. Double cheeseburger revenge You want a Bible verse? Sure thing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for telling my wife the lock on my daughter's door does not get removed til my brother inlaw and his daughters are out of our house? AITA for despising my mentally handicap sister? UPDATE, AITA for despising my mentally handicap sister? AITA For suing my girlfriend after she had my 1967 impala project taken to the scrapyard? AITA for pretending to get fired when customers get a temper with me? AITA for bringing up my brother's "premature" birth at Christmas dinner to get my parents to shut up? AITA for making a dad joke? AITA for not telling my Dad he isn't getting the inheritance he's expecting? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledpeople where Neighbors sending their relatives to my house to try to use my pool without my consent Entitled woman parked on my driveway and went to work I finally told my father's infantilizing friend that I hate him Coworker told HR I was being exclusive… for not inviting her to my wedding Entitled Neighbor Demands I Stop Using My Own WiFi Because It's Distracting Her Plants Entitled couple plan a photoshoot at my gazebo Neighbor's mother wants my husband's parking spot permanently Why won't this pregnant lady lift me up? Her brunch plans were more important than her dads surgery Entitled Woman Thinks She Owns the Drive-Thru, Throws a Tantrum, and Gets Served by Karma (and the Police) MIL came for a surprise holiday and demanded I get rid of my cat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITAH - Told my girlfriend her destructive and disrespectful younger brother and sister cant come anymore. AITA for suggesting my in-laws stay at an Airbnb instead of us leaving our home with our kitten? AITA, Today I freaked out at my in laws AITA for saying couples on group trips shouldn't get priority? AITA for refusing to have my SIL service dog at my wedding AITA for ruin my friends pregnancy announcment? AITA for wanting my girlfriend to pay back money I loaned her? AITA for choosing to spend time with my half sister instead of with my family that keeps excluding her AITA. Parents calling me entitled for not getting a job AITA for pushing back on my nutrition professor's assignments? AITA: I don't want SIL to stay with us over Christmas with new baby Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Roommate gave me so much shit, I gave it back... literally Relatives getting gifts they asked for, but not happy Boss of Condescending Employee Needs to Apologize for His Behavior [ Removed by moderator ] Trying to be boss babe? Not with me. Try to drive me out of my rental house? How does getting your rent doubled and getting fired sound? I was written up for "abandoning post" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r tifu where TIFU by mooing on the toilet and discovering it actually works TIFU when I shut down my young coworker's advances TIFU by telling my husband he need to pay me if we open our relationship TIFU by showing my family the ugliest “finger” TIFU by asking for a different skin color TIFU I really underestimated how challenging it would be to take care of my younger siblings on my own at 19. TIFU I'm a terrible husband TIFU by booking a client for sex instead of a therapy appointment TIFU GOT DENIED AT AIRPORT FOR A TRIP WE PLANNED FOR HOLIDAY TIFU by googling a pokemon stuffed animal I own TIFU by using exercise to put the baby to sleep TIFU and tits 14 years too late to fix. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? AITA for refusing to pay for our firends now broken Iphone and sunglasses that our son broke AITA for not bringing my daughter's friend home and making her parents come get her? WIBTA if I threatened to turn of my Life360? AITA for uninviting my sister-in-law from my wedding after she leaked my pregnancy? AITA for refusing to sell my house to a landlord? AITA for bringing my own food to a wedding? AITA for telling the bride that her armpits smell on her wedding day since I was the maid-of-honor ? AITA for telling a woman to charge a guy more at a yard sale. AITAH for refusing to ‘fix' my sister and BIL's microwave? AITA for throwing my nephew out of a family party? AITAH for refusing to make a birthday cake for my daughter's friend? AITA for Calling My Mom an Idiot After She Ignored My Advice About Co-Signing a Loan? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime No stickers on equipment? Bet. So, insurance company, you won't give me a letter with a clean driving record? My Jacket Isn't corporate approved? Neither are any of the other ones here. My car is worth very little? Okay... prove it, in great detail. You said only reply with exactly what they ask? Got it. The art of looking busy. You need book recommendations? Got it Null encryption creates null company Spotify Support told me to read their refund policy. So I did, and forced them to give me a refund. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not wanting our friend to ever come back to our house after he ate literally everything we owned? AITA for stopping a long line of people because someone was touching me? AITA for paying off my daughter's student loans but not giving the same amount to her brother, who didn't go to university? AITA Ex's mother took my Kitchenaid mixer without asking AITA for doing a group Halloween Costume with my Stepdaughters that their Mother doesn't approve of? AITA for telling a kid to shut up on the plane? AITA for wanting to be a princess too? AITA for not making my son thank his step mother first thing when we got home? AITA for refusing to read someone's tarot? AITA for yelling at my mom after she removed my college refund from my bank account? AITAH for forgetting my partner's birthday the day my sister died Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime TIFU by forgetting my webcam was on during a work call TIFU by clogged my gf toilette TIFU by ratting out my own mom to Greek customs when I was 9 TIFU telling my best friend I like her TIFU by drinking too much water and ending up in the hospital with water intoxication TIFU by having a completely wrong height printed on my driver's license and nobody noticed for years TIFU 8 years ago by asking to not “disturb” examinations TIFU by forgetting someone in the bathroom at work TIFU by microwaving my socks at work TIFU by accidentally drinking on the job as a 3rd grade teacher TIFU by accidentally forcing my neighbour to do yard work TIFU by getting way too distracted during jury duty TIFU by not researching my dream home's history before buying TIFU by making people think I was an alcoholic when I actually had migraines TIFU by spilling my entire takeout order on a couple mid date Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where I resigned during a meeting with a huge client My neighbor kept letting his dog pee on my porch, so I made sure he got a splash too He said soon a few too many times, so I went nuclear Revenge against annoying Medicare scammers! I purposely Spoiled the end of a 14 book novel series because of rudeness wanna hand my number out to your perverted friends? That's fine. I'll get you back tenfold, baby.

Reddit rSlash Storytime TIFU by Napping After Taking Antibiotics TIFU by thinking I could “just carry my bag” through Amsterdam TIFU by smelling a water bottle at work. TIFU by accidentally getting my neighbor's cat high and becoming the villain of the neighborhood Facebook group TIFU by rearranging my bedroom. TIFU By not knowing I'm a Goofy Goober from Spongebob was based on an actual song TIFU by finding tinder emails in my mom's phone while my dad was in hospice TIFU by swearing profanely in a call of 300 people, thinking I was muted TIFU by admitting to my mother that I'm angry that my brother stole their life savings while my husband and I struggle to buy groceries TIFU by borrowing someone's car for 5 min & blowing the transmission Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You want these ads done 3 months in advance? No problem, boss. Supervisor said ‘don't just type BRB.' So I told the whole team I had to poop. If you're going to watch TV, you have to include your little sister. If you're going to eat snacks, make sure you share with everyone. No home equipment? No problem! The time my grandfather in law shut down a steel mill and got overtime rules changed. Soggy Cigarettes Supervisor told me sarcastically to call the Fire Department. I did. i made my own schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You want these ads done 3 months in advance? No problem, boss. Supervisor said ‘don't just type BRB.' So I told the whole team I had to poop. If you're going to watch TV, you have to include your little sister. If you're going to eat snacks, make sure you share with everyone. No home equipment? No problem! The time my grandfather in law shut down a steel mill and got overtime rules changed. Soggy Cigarettes Supervisor told me sarcastically to call the Fire Department. I did. i made my own schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Petty revenge on dad Sure... You may video me at the gym... but not for free Mean HR lady's comeuppance Grandma said he'd never use it, so Grandpa proved her wrong Praise me for my good work? Two can play at that game. Karen at work Abandon your kid on the road as a punishment? Well now they're getting a free pony ride toilet revenge My contractor coworker quit with 10 seconds notice after what our manager said about contractors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not answering the door when my ex's mom showed up at my apartment unannounced? AITA for wanting to treat myself for my bday instead of penny-pitching the whole time? AITA for buying dishware at a thrift store before someone else could? AITA for scheduling a doctor's appointment during a meeting my boyfriend wanted me to attend? AITA for spending a lot of time at my boyfriend's parents' house without contributing financially? AITA for wanting to live in a "concrete box" instead of paying for my roommates' decorations? AITAH for “excluding” my ex's new GF? AITA for ending vacation early after my parents hijacked it? WIBTA if I reported my disabled neighbor? WIBTA if I refused to cut my hair? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by accidentally teaching my boyfriend's cat that love means shoving her foot in your mouth TIFU by finally standing up to my manager and now I'm probably getting sacked TIFU by letting my mom smoke with me TIFU by giving my mother my computer while there is some private videos in it TIFU and now I have a medical cup with 3-4 inches of umbilical cord in my fridge TIFU by accidentally playing DND ambience while someone identified their dead friend. TIFU by not paying attention whilst chopping a sausage TIFU by accidentally impersonating a blind person TIFU Nodded off at work today whilst I was midway through writing a report on my sales and forecasting- discovered I have a bizarre new talent TIFU by making my own cosplay wig. TIFU by telling my sister her kid isn't special TIFU by pretending to be my cousin's fiancé when I wasn't. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA if I tell my son's step mother she cant go to a mother/son dinner? AITA for not wanting to educate a kid about my wheelchair. AITA for telling my wife I can't always stop work to do things for her? AITA for walking out after my relatives kept pressuring me to misuse my work access for family favors? AITA for refusing to drive my friend to class every morning after they sold their car to buy a EDC tickets? AITA for telling my brother that if he wants something done perfectly he can do it himself? AITA for paying for my dog's surgery instead of helping my girlfriend's sister with her rent? AITA For filing a police report on a good friend who was caught on video stealing my boyfriend's camera at a dinner? She has refused to help me either replace it in full or contribute to the cost of replacing it. AITA For not telling my neighbor I'm having a fence installed AITA for telling my girlfriend I won't do all the cleaning just because I work from home? AITA for setting rules for my roommate? AITA for selling the concert ticket I bought my friend because she can't pay me back? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by accidentally becoming the other woman in a Greek island soap opera TIFU I'm pretty sure a coworker thinks I eat catfood. TIFU by trusting popcorn more than my dentist TIFU less than a week old iPhone 16 pro max eaten by eco ATM TIFU by giving my vegan friend a gift basket with leather gloves TIFU by sending something in our class gc instead of sending it to my sister TIFU by taking a group of 20-somethings to a waterfall TIFU by ignoring my grandma's little note and missing my last chance to see her TIFU by copying from my mind TIFU by unknowingly bringing the worst "date" to a work party possible TIFU by answering an "emergency" call Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by tipping 120% to a pizza guy TIFU by not waiting until my fiancé was asleep TIFU by pretending to faint at work because I fell from my chair TIFU by texting my ex. TIFU by not going to urgent care TIFU by wanting a cup of chocolate milk TIFU My dog tried to tell me I was making a mistake TIFU - Doing a good deed and ended up in the hospital. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where That's not even your trash, Karen Spaghetti regretti Parking lot justice The time I pretended to like the same boy as the girl I liked in school (I won) You're going to be a jerk over a parking spot? Start putting your groceries on the belt behind mine while I still have half a cart to unload? I hope you're not in a rush... Towed my ex's car Shopping carts I got petty revenge by unleashing rancid farts on my Karen neighbor Spicy pizza Homophobic classmate was sharing hate videos on Facebook You mow down my plants? Family got revenge posthumously I was the noisy neighbour Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITAH For telling my dad he should bath his own daughter? AITA for not going on a cruise where my SIL invited 2 other couples we do not know. AITA for not going to a diner at a sushi restaurant for my girlfriend's birthday because I can't eat fish / sea food? AITA for responding tersely to a SIL's rebuke over email? AITA for not stocking the fridge for my husband after his business trip? AITA for removing my sister-in-law from the family Spotify plan? AITA for refusing to give my brother-in-law a free massage even though I own a massage studio? AITA - Laughing out loud when my wife said the song Golden from Kpop Demonhunters was demonic AITAH for making my husband solo parent for 30 mins a day AITA Visiting Krakow, did not allow person with no fob to enter fob protected hotel behind me AITA for ordering a alcohol on a double date? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for planning international travel without my children? AITAH for not completely changing my kids life just do accommodate her father? AITA for taking my laptop back after my boyfriend's sister stole from us? AITA for making kid ‘cry' at a bday party AITA for not wanting my 4 year old daughter to join a soccer team simply because I don't want to get up early every Saturday? AITA for refusing to shove my butt in a strangers face? AITA for taking off my shorts to dry them under a hand dryer? AITA for drunkenly ignoring my parents after my mom called me fat on my birthday? AITA for adopting a kitten & refusing to give her back to her previous owner? AITA For not bringing my gf anything while she was sick? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by not listening when the server asked "Are you sure?" TIFU - I drank a pint of prune juice with my breakfast and ive been stuck on the toilet for over an hour. TIFU by becoming part of a pug assasination cover up 15 years ago and still thinking about it TIFU by greatly misjudging edible portions... TIFU By Taking my Kid to the ER TIFU by microwaving my fork TIFU by angrily telling two women at the movies to stop using their phones TIFU by forgetting how old my crush at work actually is TIFU by paying £200 to crap on a volcano TIFU by peeing in the pool the wrong way TIFU by trusting a wedding guest with an iron at the venue TIFU She had/has an affair TIFU by eating a random, unattended pepper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where How to be let go instead of quitting You want us to refer to you by your job title? Okay then! Politicians ignore warnings about publishing everyone's data online. You're gonna have to take that up with the landlord! Can't be two minutes late? Landlord Maliciously Complianced Themselves Want me to attend chapel services when I'm an atheist? Fine... If a single radio's battery dies, shut it all down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.