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maliciouscompliance where This Is Your Name (Malicious compliance by passive resistance.) Scan every item individually. Okay, boss. Don't want me near you? Okay, I'll let you stay outside while I'm by the door. Be nice to drive-through workers Every email needs to be CC'd to me - sure, hope you like notifications I'll be fired if I don't find someone to cover my shift?.. Update on of course I'll move offices again. Stop telling the dog “No.” Okay… Report ALL the incidents, they demanded... Don't worry, I'll clean up... So I didn't, at all. You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me! Vague Costume Dress Code for Disney College Program Participants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my friend she's in the same league as men she calls ugly? AITA for kicking my fiancé out after he mocked my mental health? AITA for refusing to keep paying “Black tax” even though my family is struggling? AITA for calling my sister a Dumb B after she chastised my SIL for how she gave birth? AITA?: Clapped Back at My Uncle for Mocking My Startup AITA? My friends won't let me move out AITA for not bringing gifts to my nephews' birthdays because they never give my kids anything? AITA for telling my sister to stop complaining about how she can't ever be single again after her divorce? AITA for kicking my brother out after he insulted my wife? AITA for expecting my partner to wear headphones in the apartment for one hour a week? AITA for yelling at my aunt when she decorated my books for school? WIBTA if I don't attend my daughter's wedding because her father will be there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You make the F…..ing yogurt! Don't Touch My Laundry, no matter what. "Spit it out!" Enjoy bankruptcy! Do here is a Navy one for some variety My HOA's battle with the community cat "We need specific reasons!" You're going to save money by making it harder to file expense reports? Game on! Start 30 minutes later to save company money? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my friend borrow one of my designer dresses for a wedding after she called me “shallow” for buying them? AITA for not wearing a bra when my husband has his friends stay over? AITA for telling my BIL he needs to book a hotel when he and my sister were staying at my house? AITA for not rearranging a funeral for my cousin? AITA: I was yelled at today by a male co worker and clapped back AITA for asking a date not to eat cured meats in my car? AITA for telling my DIL that I will never be her mother and to leave me alone AITA for not helping my broke friend because she got a tattoo? AITA for requesting to remove my thesis partner from our research, which may cause her not to graduate? AITA for cutting my honeymoon short to be here for my niece's birth? AITA for having lunch in a cemetery? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My ex wouldn't stop using my netflix, so I changed the profile name to ‘CHEATER' and it toddler settings i was the only one cleaning the bathroom. so i stopped and stopped using it too She mocked my accent in class, I gave her fake vocab before exam He tried to spoil the gender reveal, so he got a taste of humility He skipped the group project meetings. So I submitted it with only my name. Snooping Neighbour Got a Taste of Their own Medicine Owner fired my dad, then came asking for work. Denied. I impersonated Roommate to herself- and she hated it/herself! Revenge on the neighbor from heck He ghosted me when I needed info. So I ghosted him when he needed a job. Copying my code during class? Try harder My neighbor thinks he's running a motel. So I gave his guests a reason to check out early. Revenge for a friend who was rudely pranked by a-hole roommate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping TIFU by trying to save money on a haircut and now I look like a background character in a video game TIFU and Inadvertently told a stranger I'm traveling alone TIFU by deleting 20 years worth of family photos. TIFU: i peed my pants during my permit test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i'm only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Tired of being the workhorse while others chill. So I let my laptop 'accidentally' brick itself during BIOS update Old lady wanted to be impatient so I decided to be petty. had a golden opportunity to be petty towards some racists at the boat marina Probably the most petty revenge you will see on this sub. Snap at me on my last day? I'll make your weekend project last for weeks. Mom put Dad in his place after a rude comment and a long few days My first boss in LA made my life heck then sent me their resume Took him...six months. No video for you Park like an jerk, get woken in the middle of the night Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA: My girlfriend is mad that I don't want to babysit her nephew on Father's Day. AITA for not bringing my niece shopping after she was extremely rude/mean to me, even if she “apologized”? AITA for telling my parents I do not want to attend university AITA - I was promised a financial gift from my dad but he died before I got it. My sisters now say I shouldn't be able to claim it from the estate. AITA for not cooking "fancier" meals? AITA for loosing weight for my friends wedding although I'm already the “skinny friend”? AITA for tearing a family apart over money? AITA for sitting braless in my garden? AITA for yelling at my friend cause she almost got us into a car accident? AITA for bringing a meat based product to my vegan friend's dinner? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Showed my friend the Reddit post where I trashed hair dye—she laughed hysterically, then calmly told me she's always hated my haircut. We're even now. I think. I asked my husband if he wants to wrestle to initiate hooked up. Instead, he watches wrestling. Tried to screenshot-snark about a coworker's sloppy email, accidentally reply-all'd the screenshot to the entire project list, spent the rest of the day tasting my own foot. I set my alarm sound to emulate Bird Song and now I've been awoken every day way too early by ACTUAL Bird Song. Tried to make a fun add on to someone else's light hearted anecdote about inappropriate pregnancy related questions, instead made a really crude, inappropriate and fairly offensive remark. I ate an excessive amount of Fiber One Brownies and now my intestines are paying the price. I lost my ticket and called the sheriff's department. If I hadn't lost it they probably would never have uploaded them to the system for me and everyone else that got pulled over in that two week period, so now we all have our original fines and new court dates. Yay. greeted my cat in a way that was very likely received as racially insensitive by a Costco employee while on a call. Received great customer service. the fresh pineapple changed the texture of the meal to something that was very unpleasant. Op fell asleep while parents werent home for 2 hours which resulted in ticked parents and a broken doorbell Went on a passionate rant about how much I hate when men dye their hair… right in front of a friend whose husband does exactly that because she asked him to. i left my phone at work charging, realized after hours, remembered a possible way in, it was way easy, alarms went off, corporate upper folks involved, I'm not fired. I hope nobody else is fired. I have regrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for ordering alcohol? AITA for not adjusting our China trip to my BIL's cardio limits? AITA for getting a belly piercing without discussing it with my boyfriend beforehand? AITA for leaving dinner early after my boyfriend's friend introduced me as “the current one”? WIBTA: Taking my coffee maker with me when I leave my current job AITA- I (20m) went to sleep before my girl (23f) could make dinner AITA for refusing to keep helping my friend with her side hustle after she started treating me like an unpaid employee? AITA for not sharing my leftovers with my bf? AITA for not replacing my nephew's leather jacket after my dog had an accident on it? AITA for not giving my roommate a cut of the money from selling a table? AITA for not punishing my son for making fun of his sister for wetting her pants? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by finding my wife attractive TIFU by ignoring a mosquito and going back to bed TIFU by hitting my niece TIFU by assuming my coworker was a vampire TIFU by flashing a hotel staff member on our girls' trip

r TOMC where I want to give my daughter up for adoption. I cry almost every morning before work My wife is pregnant and wants to quit her job My coworker caught me off guard and I got sent home I pooped my favorite pair of pants while driving today my boyfriend applied for his masters and got it, but i'm only finding out at a “friends” gathering I Regret Befriending My Disabled Friend I think I hate being a parent but I love my son. I got suspended from college for standing up against a girl who was bullying a classmate. What should I do now? I am hard of hearing and growing up, my family thought it was hilarious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where They said if you leave during the fire drill, don't come back, so i went home for the day Don't clock out on breaks? Why yes I will gladly comply !Just do it the way I said Client asked me to report everything I do during shift. I did. Then they stop asking. You want me to follow EVERY step of the manual? Okay then… Keep winning—let payroll take care of itself Smokers Get More Breaks? Hold My Beer. Chatterbox I Took 'Following Protocol' a Little Too Literally Manager said No OT Gasoline in Diesel truck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where No client communication unless it goes through me? Sure. I'll wait. Don't want me to work from home once or twice a month? Watch me do so twice a week. US Army complies with administration demands to revert name of Fort Gregg-Adams to original Fort Lee Done touch anything that isn't yours. If you say so roomie Not Social Enough You Said 'Only Use My Words'? Sure - I'll Use Only Your Words. Manager said “no personal touches in the emails”, so I took out every greeting and sign-off. Restaurant parking lot was for customers only so I made the owner's daughter go find street parking 4 blocks away. Remove incentive for overtime? Guess we'll operate normal office hours. "Use your personal phone as work equipment"? Okay, but when it dies I have no other backup so don't expect me to finish the job. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by thinking a disabled child was an owl TIFU by accidentally calling out an emergency code in a hospital waiting room. TIFU: The time I accidentally cheated on a college course. TIFU ignoring my appendicitus TIFU by picking up a "cute little baby mole" TIFU by having turned off highways on google maps for 10months TIFU by assuming my travel luggage was empty before letting a coworker borrow it TIFU by carrying pepper spray in my hip purse. TIFU by taking a trip and forgetting my passport TIFU by throwing away my girlfriends art during bulk trash day Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking the office fridge after someone kept stealing my lunch? AITA for sneaking out and causing my sister to lose her job? AITA for throwing a cup of cold water on my naked husband? AITA for blowing up at my parents for something my adult sister did? AITAH for telling my six year old nephew he is not special, after he told me he can do and get what he wants because everyone calls him special? AITA for refusing to give my sister the wedding dress I bought even through I'm not getting married anymore? AITAH for calling myself (18F) disabled in front of a disabled person? AITA for not leaving apartment for a week AITA for saying no to hosting my SIL and her additional needs kid overnight again? AITA for telling my family that my sister strongly implied that she doesn't want me at her wedding, causing most of them to RSVP no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where He Parked in Front of Our Garage and Swore at my Wife and Mother In-Law, So I Helped Him Apply for Jobs They suspended me for a misunderstanding so I took the best, much needed vacation at their expense. Family drama. Petty payback. Sorry I am not moving this fallen limb blocking the road fast enough for you. Let me just move it from in front of my car to in front of yours. My Aunt said therapy is for the Faithless, So I let her quote my therapist Won't give me my deposit back..ok.. Hello, fire department? He robbed an old man, we delivered him straight to the cops. You want to claim my answers as your own? Okay! Bathroom Break the Door Down Oh i just rent here? Well now I am president of this HOA and owner of this unit! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Don't pay your bill, I'll remove your door My neighbor kept parking in my driveway. So I parked behind him and went of town Whose panties are these?!? He Kept Hogging the Laundry Machines So I Introduced Him to the Waiting Game My coworker kept stealing my pens. so I started refilling them with glitter ink. I'm sorry, you need to go to the service desk, sir. She picked her ex and took the dog. I took the money. Guess who came barking back? Multiplication Quiz Revenge People keep playing music in the pool area after hours. So I play my own music. On a loop. At max volume. The hidden notes "Yeah, bro, these wheels will fit your truck. I had the same one." Block me in, I'll drag your car away. Boss said I wouldn't last. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to use an English name? AITA for not making the trip cross country to meet my nephew because my family are jerks to my wife AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for feeding my dogs before my stepsister? AITA For telling my mom she is nothing but a mistress. AITA for not letting my friend borrow my car after how she returned it last time? AITA for refusing to open my pool w/o a safety gate? AITA for "leaving the stroller?" AITA for giving my wife a dirty plate to eat off of at dinner AITA for telling my family to freak off when they requested that I “fix” them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My family is making a homophobic cake decorator make hundreds of pride cakes. She always called me “just the boyfriend,” so I helped her move, quietly. Impatient guy at Self serve car wash Call the cops on me? I'll ruin your name with honesty. My boss kept scheduling meetings during my lunch, so I started eating lunch in every meeting Accidental petty revenge My partner exposed her clients “true character” and it was hilarious I wore the most revealing shorts I own because my neighbors husband got his feelings hurt by his wife talking about me mowing my front yard shirtless She Stayed Silent So I Did Too “Kept Calling Me ‘Sir' on the Phone—So I Gave Him a Taste of His Own Medicine!” Girl tried to cut me out of a moment I've stopped using exclamation marks when responding to emails from my boss. My manager always called for a 20 minute team meeting after work. Unpaid. So I finally had enough. He took my €900 Deposit. I suspended his license He Kept Stealing My Hawaii Mug, So I Let Him Ruin His Own Reputation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Of course I will move workspaces, again If it not your job, don't touch it. "You have to follow the schedule" okay, guess I'll just sit here then Can only buy 2 beers at a time? Short and silly story at McDonalds that happened today. Yes sir, only as you say. Yes sir, only as you say. Manager told me to cc her on every client email. So I did, including the ones where she's the problem "You need to be more energetic on calls." Ten-Four The Water Park is Off Limits. Okay. You want a proper British cup of tea? Alright then, mate. Doesn't Add Up? Make It Add Up? Well, Okay Then... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Changing the definition of overtime? Great! You can't park here! Apartment pool required a towel (I'm fully clothed) Teacher told me to only use textbook definitions so I did, and suddenly that wasn't enough Put them back where you found them. Okay. You think I'm fudging my hours? You're right. Here's my real hours... Restaurant that didn't want to feed it's employees "All modifications must be restored to the original." I need to work regular office hours? Sure thing! You want me to review everything, always? OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Created a problem to keep my annoying neighbor occupied and get some peace Ex husband's ex GF gets her assumptions and her a$$ handed to her I reply to work emails and Slack messages using provocative quotes. I started practicing opera at 6 AM because my neighbor complained about my "noisy" coffee grinder Made neighbor run over the trash he kept piling at my door My boss called me an "autistic robot" and stuck me with the worst job, so I changed the rerouting phone number to mine and changed the security camera passwords The pettiest thing I've ever done. A client kept saying ‘make it pop' - so I made one version that literally had a pop sound on every click Park in company parking space? Enjoy being blocked for few days! Be Careful Who You Treat Like Crap Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to lend my cousin money to cover the rent on a house she insisted on renting even though I told her she couldn't afford it? AITA for refusing to wear body makeup for my friends wedding? AITA for declining to be a groomsman in one of my best friend's weddings AITA for not stopping my teenage sons gf from kissing him? AITA because my aunt ate my dog's food accidentally and she claims I "let her"? AITA for eating ice cream every night just like I always do and not stopping just bc my SIL doesn't want my niece to see it? AITA for not putting away my copy of The Handmaid's Tale? AITA for keeping inheritance from birth mother instead of splitting with adoptive siblings? AITA for celebrating my birthday without my friends after they rescheduled around babysitters again? AITAH for telling my parents that they neglected me because of my brothers illness? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I was my daughter's “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I'm not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother's new girlfriend is everything my ex said I'd never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn't. I've been substituting for elementary kids and I've never seen kids behave this way. I took the DNA test, and I regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out my kid's teacher for talking down to me? AITA for saying I don't want to be my friend's “fat bridesmaid aesthetic”? AITA for leaving my SIL's house after she invited me over to "not be alone" but just wanted free childcare? AITA for not for not giving my neighbors food. AITA for refusing to top up on electricity coz my roommate likes to keep her lights on AITA for making my pregnant sister lose time after she told me to "pretend i didnt know her"? AITA for telling my sister to just wear the stupid dress for her husband and to stop overthinking it? AITA for telling my husband I don't want his mom to stay with us for two months in our one-bedroom apartment? WIBTA if I told my guests that it was awful having them stay over? AITA for walking my friends' under-exercised dog more than they usually do – which led to vet costs and now drama? AITA: My husband will invite his family and friends over without telling me until that day. He then expects me to clean, run to the store and prep/cook everything. I finally just decided to leave the house the last time he told me because I only had 4 hours till their arrival. He canceled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I broke up with my GF after she got a face tattoo What's your most ‘throw my phone in the ocean' moment? ran into my ex's parents tonight and now i can't stop thinking about him My parents took me out of school in 2nd grade, and I'll never forgive them for what they took from me People don't even realize how cruel they are to the homeless. Or maybe they do. It's dehumanizing. I'm glad someone gave me a stick of deodorant She left the kids. How do I even explain that to them? I think my mom regretted having kids, and it breaks my heart to admit it My wife cheated on me I was my daughter's “plus one” to prom and nobody knew. My 4-year-old called me “Daddy” today. I'm not his dad. My 15yo idiot kid got his GF pregnant on purpose. My daughter just proved me that she is definitvly smarter then her age My brother's new girlfriend is everything my ex said I'd never be. My husband cheated on me on my birthday My daughter thinks my ex-wife died. She didn't. I've been substituting for elementary kids and I've never seen kids behave this way. I took the DNA test, and I regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

estimated a 30 minute print time. TIFU by accidentally dumping a ship's entire black water tank into a dry dock and running away TIFU by using my laptop like a boomer for 8 years TIFU by accidentally turning a wholesome first date into shame TIFU by crop dusting a family at Target TIFU I thought I was supposed to check out tomorrow, but it was actually today. I went out early for a hike, the hostel called the police thinking I had disappeared. TIFU: Removed the film on my TV, turns out I wasn't supposed to remove it. IFU by cupping my forehead. I should never go along with what my bf says ever again. TIFU by trying to act fancy at a lobster dinner and accidentally assaulting my boss's wife with seafood TIFU by basically telling a girl that I'm a liar who's going to gaslight her TIFU by being honest at a car crash Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where GM didn't like the new owners making change Work my wage. I had my first road rage and I used it to gridlock an intersection. New dress code? Sure, I'll follow it exactly The only battle I ever won with a college. You want it in writing? You got it. I got my manager yelled at by a customer over his dumb rules Want us to call in? Sure! Lazy boss demands I do as he says or quit…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by dropping peppermint oil in the bath TIFU: I went to Costco to return something TIFU by letting my boyfriend bought fur scrapes online TIFU by using my cat to test if my girlfriend was cheating TIFU Dumped my first GF for a burrito. TIFU by trying to impress my niece and becoming a party villain TIFU by getting rid of a houseplant TIFU by pocket dialing my detailer TIFU Accidentally Threatened Kidnapping TIFU by trying to save money on a haircut and now I look like a background character in a video game TIFU and Inadvertently told a stranger I'm traveling alone TIFU by deleting 20 years worth of family photos. TIFU: i peed my pants during my permit test Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Everything is to plan. Technically. Want us to keep working? I'll make the entire workday null and void I brought the company to a standstill to make a point "I need an answer RIGHT NOW" Basketball malicious compliance Doctor vs Master Lumi! We need more power! No earphones, only office-wide music? Got it, OM Problem solved but want advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Busy parking lot Got humiliated in front of the class. Waited weeks to return the favour. Want to pay half of minimum wage, I will make two other employees quit along with me Wake me up to say "I'm off to work" ?? She woke me up for no reason. So I gave her a reason to stay awake Broke my bully's fingers. They blocked one lane. So I ruined the shoot. Hurt my Friend? Good luck with your education. How I defused a parking lot situation. Leaving a crammed parking lot... Don't let us stay in your AirBNB after accepting our booking? Fine, get banned from the app then! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for posting screenshots of my SIL's texts online and "making her look bad"? AITA for covering my mom's mouth during a movie? AITA for asking my friend's gf how old she was when she made that ceramic? AITA for deciding to put my father in a nursing home? WIBTA if I told my sister she smells? AITA for sending my roommate only 1/3rd of our monthly rent? AITA for asking my partner stop telling me to “lower your volume.” AITA for dropping out of my friend's wedding as maid of honor? AITA for telling my friend I won't drive her to work anymore after she kept making us late? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for telling my wife's stepdad our newborn son isn't calling him ‘father'? AITA for blowing up at my sister who is a special needs teacher for repeatedly telling me how to parent my special needs child? AITA for asking a coworker not use the bathroom in my office? AITA for telling my husband his family is draining us? AITA for prioritizing my hobby over my husband's? AITA for ignoring my friend after she got rejected from every university she applied to? AITA Ordered a hot dog for myself AITA for refusing to switch stylists, and scheduling more appointments? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Freezie Day Got back at my annoying neighbor Sorry, man, but he's just a cat. Steal my seat, how about a crop dusting She ended up begging me to stop hacking her website Package thiefs faces eviction I (possibly?) made my old job shut down I fell asleep first at a party, but I won the next day…. Got my Boss finally pay me - my way Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want pants at thighs and full visibility? You got it, chief. “Shut it all down now!!!” sure, no problem Here's a quick one, you sure you want to be added to the email list? No one enters You hang up, no you! "I'm TELLING YOU that freezer has been fixed, put everything back in it" Stopped doing what I wasn't paid for Water main burst, maintenance guy told me to stop dumping water out the window You don't want us to fill empty shelf space? Good luck selling air... Threw away over $1000 worth of candy and got a raise Boss said we had to clock in no more than 5 minutes before schedule My manager changed an annoying policy that mostly affects me Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for calling out a creep at the gym? AITA for breastfeeding my neice? AITA for kicking my brother and his girlfriend out after they disrespected my house rules and constantly caused drama with my son's mother ? AITA for telling my co-worker her kids are none of my business? AITAH for having my parents watch our son instead of my MIL? AITA for giving my daughter $60 a week, but my son nothing? AITA? My friend wants me to let her know when I'm going on my phone. I refuse. AITA for walking out of a house showing AITA: telling a foreign customer in Japan to leave the cafe if he wasn't going to buy anything AITA for showing up to mother's day when my sister in law warned me she would make a scene if I did? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want a FAX? OK Here's the FAX My daughter is apparently going to be a future member. Fax and shred Mom wanted less containers, so I happily cleaned house. My hat is unprofessional? Okay, how's THIS Wore the “Right” Shoes to Work, Boss Regretted It No mileage reimbursement for the first stop of the day Ask John Ordered to print video Regardless of the circumstance if you did ‘it' you should get punished… ok Ryanair reclaiming salary increases from workers after losing a court battle with a Union Take the chairs away from our work area? We're gonna freak this place up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to do my neighbour's shopping after helping her once, even though she could order online? AITA for telling my son not to invite my wife to his graduation? WIBTA for skipping my brothers wedding after he skipped mine? AITA For Refusing to Pay My Cat-Sitter? AITA for announcing my pregnancy shortly after my sister's? AITA for not letting my husband with $13k debt have access to my credit card AITA for not contributing to my girlfriend's mortgage or moving back in? AITA for letting my animals do their job? AITA for changing the WiFi password until my roommate stops posting videos of me and my stuff online? AITA for telling my cousin that she shouldn't name her kid "Sinzia"? AITA for not telling my gf about my daughter's Phobia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally proposing in a Home Depot TIFU by getting a tattoo of my mom in a bikini TIFU by sending a breakup text to my mom TIFU by calling in sick to work… then bumping into my boss at the movies TIFU by suplexing my cat and accidentally activating my other introverted cat's final form TIFU withdrawing 800 dollars instead of 800 Mexican pesos TIFU By finding out my friend is racist when I wanted to surprise him. TIFU by rescuing a goldfish that betrayed my little brother's heart TIFU and dropped my only two Epipens off a three story building in a foreign country TIFU giving my stool sample at a laboratory. TIFU By spending 4 hours and 40 dollars to buy something that was just a foot behind me TIFU and my daughter wants to quit dance class! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where EXCHANGE STUDENTS HOST FAMILY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED! Hotel screwed me over so I actively discourage tourists from booking there. Lunch revenge A kid kept kicking my sandcastle, so I built the next one with a rock. Revenge of a brother in law. My boyfriend ate all the pulled pork, so I finished his favourite biscuits I'm not replacing my tv on purpose Boss uses wrong name over a year despite being corrected many times, should we even bother anymore? Hot-sauced legs Hot-sauced legs Try to hit me? I'll (pretend to) key your car Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where She stole my snack. I swapped it spicy He kept trying to one-up me at work, so I let him take the job nobody wanted Petty revenge for my dad The time I got $400 dollar revenge on an abusive customer The Great Wall of Red Bull Mayonnaise Karen Psycho downstairs neighbour Boomer bullied me, now her inbox is being bullied hahahah You want to be rude, fine hope you like paying for a ton of pencils. I took the lids That 75yo building manager Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I'm banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I got made fun of for being trans today. I'm not trans. Another cake smashing ending in divorce. My wife just stopped talking to me. I don't know when it started, but now it's just silence. Update: I showed my wife the post. We talked. Really talked. My fiancé got the worst news of his life, and I think Im being selfish What my boyfriend just said to me in my sleep They talk about a family trip from 30 years ago like it happened last week. I pretended to be a girl on Discord for years… and I don't regret it My sister-in-law keeps finding ways to make my big moments about her. What she did at my baby shower felt like the last straw. I made of the guy I'm seeing and he punched me on the face.. Don't want to stop pranking me? Eat dog food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for grounding my stepdaughter for selling my formal dress? AITA for booking my own Air BnB so I don't have to sleep on a couch for six nights? AITA for refusing to give up my life insurance payout and asking my ex's family to refinance the car he left me? AITA for telling my foster sister she ruined Mother's Day AITA for telling my DIL she is not a mother? AITA- Requesting a Nurse not be part of my care AITA- Requesting a Nurse not be part of my care AITA for blowing up at my sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection? AITA for cancelling on my friends wedding after he derailed my career and caused me financial hardship? AITA for expecting cousin to reimburse for flight and hotel when she uninvited me from wedding due to the bad behavior of relatives AITA for always dumping lemon on all my food? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where My brother abandonded his affair child to child protection services My husband was laid off from Microsoft by an algorithm — after 25 years, his last day is his birthday My cancer returned and my husband was happy about it. I learnt I resent him and he now disgusts me. I lied my way through a job interview, got hired, and now I'm in over my head, but no one seems to notice I secretly found out my friend is very rich I cut off my entire friend group because they believe I'm demonically possessed. I kept my side of the story in silence for over a year - it finally feels good to get it out even if that means Reddit. Got questioned at the food bank today and it really bothered me. I'm not allowed to use the adult bathroom anymore Crying because my husband's bestfriend drove 40 minutes to come pick him up My ex husband became rich and famous after our divorce I'm terminating my parental rights tomorrow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to let my boss's kids eat my food? AITA for not agreeing to split the bill for a Mother's day dinner? AITA for Telling My Niece She's Not Welcome Anymore? AITA for refusing to wash a huge pile of dishes at my FWB's house? AITA for wanting a photo at my wedding with only my bride and our biological parents, without my stepmom? AITA for pressing charges against my mom for stealing money from my dog's surgery fund? AITA - For moving out early after learning my horrible roommate is terminally ill AITA for going off on a mother for bringing her kid to a freestyle skate session? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Written up for being nice I'm using too much of my PTO? Of course I'll email your team If I'm not a “Full Time” employee… "You can't do that work any more, because it's not your trained specialty..." Don't want me start before 8:00? Fine. When do you need this done? Ok, right away it is. Told me I couldn't get time off to go home for holidays, fine I quit. Several years in a row till they couldn't be bothered with the paperwork. HR said “we can't make exceptions” so I took all my PTO at once Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for taking a shower during my parents party and “making it weird”? AITA My parents are forcing me to pay for my brothers grad school using money they never told me about AITA for refusing to give up my reserved seat on a packed train to a mum with a toddler? AITA for reminding my mum's best friend of how awful her daughter is when she criticised me? AITA for refusing to make my demented mother a hot fudge sundae at 1:30 AM when she asked for it and woke me up? WIBTA for wearing deodorant even though someone may be allergic? AITA for reminding my friend he makes 8 times more than me? AITA for telling my spouse I needed 30 mins alone when they just got back from a trip? AITA for telling my father in law to not bring over my husband's sister in law to our bbq? AITA for refusing to wear a wig in my brother's wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want detail? You'll get detail. The 'weekend guy'. Needed a couple of sick days Another you don't sound sick to me Alright, game on. "You Don't Sound Sick to Me" Drillers will only Drill. Little brother listens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.