Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA if I don't clarify that I am a type 2 diabetic? AITA Tension After My Father Passed Away and I had to Leave 36 Hours Later Because of My In-Laws AITA for telling a customer we're closing when he asks to use the atm AITA for asking husband to stop "adjusting" openly in public? AITA for not eating the spaghetti my boyfriend made? AITA for demanding my stepbrother start seeing his son again before I give him money for his pregnant girlfriend? AITA for bringing my own food to a family fest? AITAH for not seperating drinks in a cooler AITA For Stealing Back Pokémon Cards My Fiancé's Nephews Took (And Possibly Taking Extras)? AITA for not communicating during my daughter's procedure? AITA for confronting my brother about not being able to touch his newborns? AITA for refusing to let my mom bring her boyfriend to my wedding even though she says I'm “punishing her for being happy”? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for calling the police on my guardian and her partner after refusal to return my school Chromebook? AITA for not removing multiple "scary" posters from my room that my nephew is sleeping in? AITA for refusing to accept my convict brother? AITA for wanting to move myself and my kids closer to my family VS closer to their father and his family? AITA for telling my brother to spend more time with his kids and less time doing things like taking his Yoga teacher to Japan? AITA for forcing my in-laws to use a toilet instead of pee jugs in my home AITA for not having over my friend's daughter who steals? AITA for refusing to split the dinner bill because my dish was half the price of the others? AITA for using the term "fat fingered"? AITA if I expose my mom's money problems to my dad after she spent my tuition? AITA for purposefully blocking out everybody from my aunts invasive(?) photos during my cousin's funeral? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for screaming at my FIL for 30 minutes straight after he called MIL "stupid" for how she packed a cooler, and telling MIL if she doesn't take control of the situation that I'm taking adult-custodianship of them and putting them in separate old folk homes? AITA for not cancelling our long-planned trip because my MIL scheduled surgery at the same time? AITA for telling my mum I wouldn't be taking care of my special needs brother in the future? AITA for not congratulating my bro on his engagement? AITA My boyfriend used me to get a car I barely have access to. AITA for telling my sister she wasn't always the chosen one? AITAH for kicking out my friend's neurodivergent friend, for what I felt was ignoring boundaries and touching my most personal stuff? AITA For Leaving Class Early After Being Exposed To My Allergen AITA for not wanting the puppy my bf bought for my birthday present? AITA for telling my coworker I'm not his personal Uber? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where “You might as well let me finish it myself!” Not a word from you about your resignation until I approve it! If you want more money, leave If you don't like it, then fire me! Boss Demanded ‘Detailed Daily Reports'? Sure. Enjoy Your 87-Page Novel. 6 minutes? Really? No cash register rolls? Manager said "no phones during work hours, period." So I stopped answering his calls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Florida HOA nightmare. oh certified mail for all communication? you got it Manager Says I Must Chat in the Group Chat … So I Do. In Every Language but English. Don't worry, I won't mow your weeds again Ok, fine...I'll just sit here! My manager told me cut my hair, so I became bald Boss said "dress for the job you want" so I started wearing a CEO costume to my retail job Zero OT? You got it You want more pepper? Sure! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for banning my wife's Disney-divorce friend's plug-ins from our house? AITA for refusing to babysit my sister's kid even though I “have the time”? AITA for putting my hand over my SIL's camera at my own birthday dinner after I told her no filming? AITA for not letting my boyfriend use my credit card to buy his Comic Con pass? AITA for saying a friend shouldn't come on a group trip because she doesn't have enough money? AITA for not changing my daughter's wedding venue even though my sister's husband proposed to his 22-year-old mistress there last month? AITA for talking about there being new people in my dance class? AITA for snapping at my neighbor after she kept trying to make me her free maid babysitter and pet sitter all in one? AITA for not canceling plans to be there for the birth of a “friend's” baby? AITA for not wanting to cancel weekend plans to my cottage because my girlfriend can't make it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Don't want me to make a weird late evening snack? Fine i'll eat something normal if you don't buy things, don't be surprised when there are none left I Waited Years For My Chance Revenge on a racist manager was worth the backlash That's not weed dude Entitled Lady refuses to pick up dog poop after her dog craps in people's yards. I accept her challenge. Ex cheated on me, asked for updates on our dog Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU TIFU by not knowing sunscreen chemistry TIFU by eating a cookie TIFU by making a guy think I was insane by making small talk into the weirdest thing he probably heard all week TIFU by making fun of a disabled child TIFU by talking about LGBTQ at the dinner table. TIFU by turning a patient in the psych ward into a toilet paper mummy he's gonna be in there for awhile TIFU by giving myself a chemical burn on my ear TIFU by almost sending my neurodivergent 7th grader to school as the new HR director TIFU by accidentally kidnapping a butterfly at the fair TIFU by setting my house alarm off and having the police show up at 3 am TIFU by taking my senior citizen in-laws hiking TIFU by making pizza pops Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime TIFU by repeatedly poisoning myself with cyanide. TIFU by accidentally convincing my Korean neighbors I was in a cult worshipping tuna TIFU telling my friend I cry while going to the bathroom TIFU by forgetting my stroller was empty TIFU by eating before a flight TIFU by ordering "gluten free" from a new restaurant. It was decidedly not gluten free TIFU helping a girl relax TIFUpdate: helping a girl relax TIFU by being late to my first date EVER. TIFU by accidentally making myself important at the new office TIFU by trying to protect my hair for bedtime TIFU by using a steamer iron WHILE i was wearing the cloth and burnt myself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Camping revenge So you wanna be homophobic? Here, have a cookie. This arrogant client that I keep asking for his ID Power-tripping receptionist gets no candy Insulting me won't get your windows cleaned Won't stop texting in the movie? It must be more interesting! A Marine military police tried to wrongfully give my dad a speeding ticket, but my dad got his revenge. Taco Bell Profanity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for laughing when my wife fell and pooped her pants because I thought it was a prank ? AITA for refusing to help a coworker after remembering how she embarrassed me in front of our boss AITA for telling my youngest daughter she may not post a video of me having a hot flash ? AITA for including all three of my mom's husbands in my child's family tree project? AITA for getting my colleague in trouble for calling me his work wife? AITA for calling out my cousin when she tried to blame her body odor on me ? AITA for not helping my father's former maid find a new employer? AITA being mad at my parents for filling a missing persons report after I was gone for an hour? AITA for demanding my kids back immediately after my parents left them with "strangers" at a campground without telling me? AITA for rearranging the seats at my daughter's class get together because I didn't want a reoccurrence of an accident that happend the last time with some kids been left out AITA? Son's gf's mom borrowed our car, brought it back empty. I told ds never to do that if you borrow a car. He told gf I said her mom was rude. Who is the AH? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Roommate broke my can opener, so I bought a new one that I knew I could figure out how to use. I'm not a painter, but you want me to paint some equipment. Ok! He told me to do the timesheet and send to payroll so I did. Payroll were baffled. Site super demands our tools are "properly organized". So we followed his exact instructions. Be careful what you ask for. Grandma cares You want soldiers to fight you? Ok Don't ask me to wear a collared shirt at 9pm for the following morning and not expect a surprise Only Phone Calls Matter. You Get What You Asked For! :) Just a nice little walk... Sure, Love it Auto repair shop exceeded my maximum price quote Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA if I gave my best friends kids a different lifechanging amount of money? AITA - Tore down a road memorial on my property AITA- I called my sis SHADY for trying to sell a television that was still mounted to my wall - on marketplace. AITA for refusing to stay at my fiance's parents house for 4 days after our wedding AITA For going on a motorcycle trip with my friends instead of my daughters wedding? AITA for calling my sister's roommate a dumb bench ? AITA for lying to my gf about the time we're supposed to arrive for an event? AITA for only getting pictures of my adopted daughter AITA for correcting my MIL at a family gathering that she didn't recommend my daughter's name, it was my favorite name? AITA for telling my husband to grow up and learn to be a father AITA for not taking my 7 month old daughter to my wife's weekend job? AITA for secretly paying my sibling's rent after they publicly shamed me, and now my parents think I'm enabling them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where She NEEDED McDonald's Won't finish her tattoo Inadvertent petty revenge My(20M) girlfriend's(21F) best friend called me broke, then asked my girlfriend to pay for her trip Park like a-hole get boxed in like an a-hole Maybe a little more than "petty" revenge? My cousin's bio dad wants to "connect" with him after over 20 years. Don't be a rude eBay seller You get what you give Told rude lady we couldn't accept Canadian coin Texting Grandma Woman takes revenge against car dealership Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Want pictures of all the transactions and deposits, you got it! working hours No OT no problem Customer complained I was "rude"; TL;DR at end You want me to stop answering the Phone? You Got It When the metric becomes the target (a cautionary tale on being careful what you measure) You want me to answer your office phone for you while I am working from home? Don't touch that valve! ....Ok! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where If I don't like it, tell it to the news? I guess we're going to the news then (video evidence) Want your dogs to be off-leash in the park? It would be a shame if they escape! My sister said I had to let her borrow my clothes so I handed her the laundry basket. You want me to participate in Sunday School? Enjoy my extensive knowledge of your holy book. Seen and Not Heard Toddler Poop Cult Leaning into the 'no questions' policy Don't want to pay be for being on call? Ok I won't be Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where She thought she was being smart. "Keep the change, you filthy animal" More revenge Old lady got the ticket instead Got my money's worth Make me miss lunch?.. Postcard Petty Be respectful of others Alexa and Spotify for the petty revenge! Sharing my dad's petty revenge trick Use my email address in-store, I'll spend your loyalty reward points on cat treats Don't scare women in the dark I took a gamble and made a bot spend $170 more on a Jeep Wrangler Wagon than its original MSRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Privacy doesn't matter cuz they're kids Petty to my cousin I tattled to their moms Throw a stink bomb in my shop, I'll ruin your night Dental catalogs Petty revenge is best served... Stinky Former boss disputed work history 6 months after I left, so I blew up his phone with Spam. Business cards? Yours haven't come in yet... Coworker brags about free time? My Brother Said Anxiety Is a TikTok Trend A very simple but petty revenge against a disrespectful roommate. Petty revenge against me - I deserved it The Postman Always Rings Twice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TOMC where I made a compliment to my gf and now she won't stop asking me if i was serious. My girlfriends clumsiness is driving me up the wall. She left the job for her mental health. I took it. Now I get it. I can't stop thinking about the time my GM told my ex “No. You're done talking.”. Bought earrings behind my husband's back. My roommate found my nudes in her boyfriends phone. I'm getting my arm amputated tomorrow and I am excited about it. Why can't I be attracted to somebody I'm ‘supposed' to be with? Step daughter lost the sentimental ring I gave her within two days and I feel so disappointed in her and annoyed with myself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Killing them with kindness.... The till is short $10 Spam call fun Your Prescription is Ready Scammed for $20, so I ruined her week. Petty revenge against boss/company owner. Sure, here's your prescription. An impatient customer wastes his time Filthy AirBnB and arrogant host Terminated without warning. Reported them for tax evasion I snitched on my colleague and almost had him fired Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Killing them with kindness.... The till is short $10 Spam call fun Your Prescription is Ready Scammed for $20, so I ruined her week. Petty revenge against boss/company owner. Sure, here's your prescription. An impatient customer wastes his time Filthy AirBnBr TOMC where She called me pretending to be him… at 2AM.

r prorevenge where The Tampon Catastrophe Azzhole Neighbors Revenge with a Snickers Dirtbag Fence This former cook served his revenge cold Try to threaten and con a tourist? Well good luck! Maybe don't park in the reserved mobility-impaired lot next time.. Don't be dicks to the guy managing your wifi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA For switching the speaker at work because I can't stand country music? AITA for refusing to be my mom's only caretaker when my sister is paid to help? AITA for letting my daughter flaunt her expensive items AITA for telling my in laws to get a job? AITA for telling my mom I won't be home for Christmas? AITA For Not Taking Days Off When My MIL is Staying Over AITA For telling my sister that her lack of personal hygiene is the real reason no job will hire her and not sexism? AITA for telling some kids to behave at the pool? AITA for refusing to move out so that my roommates boyfriend can move in AITA for getting angry when my husband constantly interrupts me and tells me I overreact? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not allowing Airbnb guests to use my patio AITA for not getting rid of my cat? AITA for giggling at a family's problems during an HOA meeting? AITA for taking back the dress my sister stole from me? AITA for not inviting a stranger our pastor told us to invite over for Christmas Eve with just my husband and I? AITA for yelling at my partner who keeps buying crappy branded food when I've asked him not too WIBTAH if I don't tell my spouse the latest information I received about his biological parents ? AITA for not asking if our child could stay another night at their friend's? WIBTA for telling my boyfriend it's time for him to go bald? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Applied for demotion A boy harassed me so I spoiled his favourite film series My roommate kept “borrowing” my shampoo, so I filled it with hair dye Demoted myself and left him stranded My Firefighter Uncle had his food stolen so he took it upon himself to let them eat sh!t Don't want to talk to your immigrant lab mate? Well then, I hope you didn't need that experiment to work. Roommate said "If you're so tired of cleaning up after us, just leave our stuff where you found it." loudest revenge on my noisy neighbors Kick me out? Lose everything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by rolling my garden hose TIFU by not checking if the bathroom door actually locked TIFU by pricing a concert ticket. TIFU by going away last minute on a girl TIFU by almost cutting a major artery while loading the dishwasher TIFU by even getting out of bed. TIFU by using old sunscreen when I went kayaking TIFU by not noticing I was logged into my bf's Trainline account TIFU by calling a new hire ma'am TIFU by telling my teacher about an episode of my favourite TV show. TIFU by texting my mom instead of my girlfriend TIFU When my roommate lit a match to air out my Gas Bomb. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for making my wife throw out a whole chicken AITA for ordering a takeaway after my in-laws ate my food and called me a picky eater? AITA for not asking my fiancé's twin sister to be my bridesmaid AITAH for getting mad about a Brita jug? AITA for asking my roommate to stop propagating more plants because the apartment no longer feels shared? AITA for telling my sister she should contribute after she yelled at me for using her stuff AITA for reporting my classmate to our professor? WIBTA if I didn't send my mom the money she keeps asking for? AITA for expecting my bf to grab a bag for me WIBTA for telling my mother that I won't look after HER other child for the rest of my life? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for sending Child Maintenance statements to my ex-MIL AITA for being part of group saying no to a big event in our gardens? AITA for “letting” my girlfriend stop coming over in the mornings after my mom's friend complained about her showering? AITA for refusing to babysit my sister's kids every weekend even though I “work from home” and she says I have the time? AITA for not driving to my mom's house after she said she might need 911 and then went silent? WIBTA if I install locks on the toilet seat? AITA for telling a 14 year old boy what what a period is? AITA for telling my uncle to mind his own business in front of everyone AITA for not giving up my room for a guest? AITA for having my wife not attend my siblings wedding? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by dying my bathtub blue/purple TIFU by not talking to a sweet girl on my train - this is the second time something like this happened. TIFU by trying to help my cat after he got a bag caught around his neck TIFU by trying to wash my hair on an empty stomach TIFU by thinking I could fit through a bunk bed ladder TIFU by dumping 2 quarts of grease down my sink TIFU by craping my pants TIFU by pranking my nephew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Upstairs neighbors were too loud, so I returned the favor Cheating spouse My college roommates and her friends would eat all of my food, so, they ate brains. My sister kept ignoring my text, so I started replying to hers after a 24-hour delay Petty revenge via the world's worst ringtone.

r amithejerk? where AITA for not waking up a tourist who overslept and missed the day trip she paid for? AITA for telling my husband's childhood best friend she's too involved with my kid? AITA For Pointing out my wife acted similar after my SIL's gender reveal? AITA for “startling” a woman by saying “on your left” while riding my bike like a normal person? AITA for shouting at my father for what happened at my graduation ball? AITA For asking my BIL to leave after the agreed time he could stay?? AITA for forcing my diet on my boyfriend? AITA for telling my brother he's stealing my inheritance by getting an addition on his house? AITA for setting boundaries with my wife's family when she thinks I'm being unreasonable? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA For telling my Niece her mother tried to give her away as a baby? AITAH for calling my sister in law disrespectful after she gave my son a haircut. AITA for expecting my husband to not have double standards for his kids vs mine? AITA for not asking my friends daughter to be my flower girl? AITA for "hiding" my half siblings from my brother? AITA My mom thinks that I shower too long and a shower should take 5 minutes AITA for calling out my husband for making me feel guilty about money on a trip that was supposed to be my birthday gift? AITA for not covering my neighbor's grocery bill after they repeatedly borrowed my stuff without returning it? AITA for deciding not to stay at my aunt's house after her strict rules and her telling me I should have more respect? AITA for letting my boyfriend tell a friend to find her own ride home from the beach? AITA for accidentally cutting my neighbor's tree Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Petty revenge on my mom spilled my dad's abusive, cheating, and drinking lore to his parents on his birthday I made over 20 companies mail my friend copies of the U.S. Constitution Spilled her beer on my wife's feet and ignored it It was International Waters Some idiot at a desert party You get what you deserve I cost a few managers the big bonuses they were looking forward to Movie Theater Petty Revenge Accidental Revenge i signed my ex and the girl he cheated on me with for call spoofs He kept stealing our bar stool, so I got him a standing ovation Revenge by proxy Car salespeople should not judge a book by it's cover! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by accidentally rejecting a girl and only realizing it one hour later TIFU by putting my drawers on the free table at work TIFU I Got Too High and Lost My Job TIFU by letting my younger cousin win at Mario Kart TIFU for allowing HR to hire a guy I dated once. Now he's my boss and he's hanging it over me like I missed out. TIFU by chugging a THC Seltzer. TIFU by falling asleep during my wife's work presentation TIFU by hiding a spoon from my roommate for 3 years and now don't know what to do with it TIFU by wearing noise-canceling headphones during a fire drill TIFU I accidentally called my teacher mum and didn't live down for months TIFU by letting my friend see inside my freezer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for asking for my dead sisters ring back after my brother used it to propose AITA for telling my teacher she can't deduct marks over putting citations in my work? AITA for telling my roommate's friend about my heritage? AITA for bringing hazelnut coffee over? AITA for pushing back on my brother's request when I had already made arrangements with our mom? AITAH for taking a job that's twice the amount I've ever made and would solve my financial problems AITA for telling my friend he's not even close to as handsome as my boyfriend? AITA for asking my SIL not to call my husband “Daddy” AITA for telling my mom she's not my kids mom? AITA for siding with my mom about not working for his family (Aunts and Grandparents), after they begged me to do so ? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU: Ripping Butt on an Airplane TIFU by looking up my SO's Reddit TIFU by throwing a surprise party for my super introverted roommate TIFU by telling my girlfriend I'm not ready to take care of her kid TIFU by letting my girlfriend take a “funny” picture of me and having her friends accidentally see it TIFU by not tipping the cashier? TIFU by mistaking a stranger's car for mine and sitting in it for 5 minutes before realizing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA telling my cousin the real reason I stopped letting her babysit my daughter was her own behavior? AITA for not waiting for my partner at the police station after he was questioned for something he did behind my back? AITA for not labeling my pocket knife as not safe for food? AITA for pouring my girlfriend's mom's soup through a colander so I can pick out some vegetables I really don't like? AITA for not giving my roommate my half of the security deposit? AITA for putting a sign above the toilet? AITA for kicking my wife's family out after they kept extending their stay? WIBTA for announcing my engagement the day before my sister's baby shower WIBTA if I rescinded my offer to hire a babysitter for my child free wedding AITA for telling my dad to pay for his own holidays Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where You want me to go home? Okay! Ok let's call the park officer We never have time to do it correct, but we always have time to do it again. Written account of everything. When is lunch? Receptionist to Office Coordinator real quick HAHA "Just scrub harder" Talk to the Hand Dress more appropriately for church. Sure, I'll follow the rule literally Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for the way I got my sister to eat fruit? AITA for not giving my parents a loan on their new restaurant? AITA for not going to my TWIN'S Wedding??? AITA for refusing to take care of my ill grandmother? AITA for laughing at what my co-worker said when I thought it was a joke? AITA for bringing my dead father up in front of my mother's new husband? AITA for dropping a call with my girlfriend after she nitpicked what I said? AITA for telling my nephews no cake after they were told they could have cake? AITA for telling off my sister at her birthday dinner. AITA for siding with my bf when my sister and BIL tried to take over my business? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Company has an asinine travel policy, costs them extra CEO's Assistant said it wasn't right I had a nicer chair than he did Timeclock compliance You want me to participate in the weekly all-hands? No problem. Creepy dean asks creepy request, IT complies. Flooding the monitor He came for a refund, so I gave him one. When the big company doesn't trust employees He doesn't care! He wants the report sent on Friday! End of discussion! What's your best 'you want me to follow the rules exactly? Fine.' story? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for locking myself in my office when we have company? AITA for not inviting my neighbours autistic 8yo to my 2yo sons toddler party? WIBTA for not going on a bachelorette trip to a waterpark because I'm overweight? AITA for telling my girlfriend I don't want to go to the grocery store after work. AITA for using my cousins religious beliefs to defend my SO? AITA For not giving up my room for over-demanding sister? AITA for using GPS instead of my in-laws' directions in rural Iowa AITA for refusing to host my cousin's bachelorette party at my house, even though I have the biggest space? AITA for using the bathroom at work? AITA for saying that my parents' comments infantilizing me for my life choices and being disabled were demeaning and hurtful? AITA for doing something my wife wanted us to do Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where My aunt keep borrowing my make up, so I let her borrow the wrong one I poured a drink on a girl's head Operation depth Charge A regular kept spoiling a show I was watching. Manager maliciously made me miss two days of paycheck and harassed me during her vacation. I made sure everyone that was about to enter the company know about it so the vacancy wouldn't get filled Ok, I'll F*** off Roommate tried to sleep with my fiancé The Poop Delivery! I know this has been done many times but it still feels good to be this petty. Would you like to add the device to your home? SURE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Doctor put a weight limit on what you could lift? Okay then "You need to message me when finish with a client before going to the next one". As you wish. I won't touch your stuff, even to help you You must use the company car Don't think anyone will care what I think and advise me to leave a negative review? Awesome let's see what happens Don't be on your phone while on the clock. You didn't need my help Don't touch the DeWalt! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where Stupid bank scenario “Stuck to the script” so I did. Word for word. I have to teach in my classroom? Bet. Video Attendance Is Required. Fine. I won't touch anything in the kitchen Hallways had "lanes" for students to get them to class faster Not My Lot, Not My Problem. Won't let me work from home while I'm contagious? Bet. "Accidentally" destroying important manager documents cause they forced me in to give my doctors note, despite being sick. Don't assume I am a crook Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Goodbye TV show progress, goodbye watchlist! Make Me Sing When I'm Sick? I'll Make You Retire. My SIL didn't want to follow my house rules… so I let her follow mine the hard way He's already lost everything, His brother made sure to kick the knife in deeper I was just pretending to be smart so no need for my help Take my cloths out of the dryer? Have fun walking home in your underwear. I inadvertently may have screwed my ex financially “She won't quit.” Let's bet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by asking my sibling's gf to fit check me in her bra I didn't realize I hadn't actually been drinking a lot of caffeine in my life, and then I tried a coffee with 600mg of caffeine at one time which gave me my first ever caffeine shakes. i had a seizure trying to kiss my crush but we're dating now TIFU by pouring coolant into my windshield washer tank TIFU by putting ice on my burnt skin TIFU by accidently stalking someone on the internet TIFU by missing my job interview because I stayed up procasinating all night TIFU by liking a gift from my Mom TIFU by texting my boyfriend something meant for my therapist TIFU by thinking my boss was flirting with me (she was not) TIFU by changing my baby TIFU by seeing a plushie chef get his show cancelled. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Neighbor let his dog poop on my lawn daily, so I launched a neighborhood smear campaign. Literally and figuratively...... Roommate who can't clean up after himself I “stole” a car from a car thief Copy My Paper? Fine. Look Like An Idiot The universe's petty revenge What lock? She never hit me again No wood for you Bin etiquette note Oh you wanna be an butt, enjoying seating your butt on a wet seat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r TIFU TIFU by eating too much broccoli TIFU by accidentally ruining my sister's engagement announcement TIFU by sleepwalking out of my hotel room... completely naked TIFU by donating blood with Ulcerative Colitis TIFU by asking a coworker if the vet wanted to put her sister down TIFU by eating an edible before my HOA meeting TIFU by crashing into the wrong car which turned out to be my boss's TIFU by scaring my dog. TIFU by drinking pure tea tree oil TIFU by hiding money in my apartment and forgetting where I put it. Rent's due today TIFU by scratching my friend in eye on her birthday TIFU by not knowing the dress code and panicking Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r prorevenge where Block my promotion? I'll block you from getting hired. Followed a rude lady round the supermarket with a crying child One 'sweet' move put an end to the daily haggles! Careful with your carry-on bags. Measure twice. You'll never do that again Listening to loud music on the bus, not on my watch! My ex cheated on me with a friend of mine I introduced him to Classmate got "pranked" by fake letter after screwing us over (old story) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

r amithejerk? where AITA for now keeping secrets from my grandma because she ruined the gender reveal? AITA, asked the neighbor to move their ‘little farm stand' because people are stealing from MY garden AITA for expecting to see a receipt before paying my half of the grocery shopping? AITA for telling my 'friend ' she can yank her child when she has one? AITA for matching my husband's energy for father's day? AITA for leaving a family group chat about my MIL after being excluded for 2 days and watching everyone suddenly act like they care? AITA for my family attending a close friends funeral instead of my brothers baby shower? AITA for not reminding my mom's husband of her birthday? AITA for not letting my niece sew me a dress for a big career moment because she doesn't do a good job? AITA for telling my OCD roommate to "get over it AITA for telling a lady to put her dog back in the carrier on the airplane. AITA for not congratulating my friend on publishing a book? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

maliciouscompliance where They said meetings were mandatory even when sick. So I joined with my camera on. Flu and all Rules are rules, unless you don't like them. Office edition. Rules are important Returning My English Books Making a splash with his compliance. Deck them halls and do it right! Phoney Business Told to ‘dress up' for sleazy functions Wanna go for a walk? You don't want kid food? Alright then, enjoy your plate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.