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Hey Campers, this week we have a deadly worm slithering in - cue Dune soundtrack. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the deadly Mongolian Death Worm!  Both Kimmy and Ryan discuss how cowboy hats make everything better, why Ryan is a worm man, and how Kimmy wrote a whole podcast episode without watching the Cinematic Masterpiece that is Dune. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers, keep your sandworm moisturized and when danger is near just play the dune soundtrack. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we have a heroically large lumberjack. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the famous Paul Bunyan!  Both Kimmy and Ryan discuss how you can get out of paying your workers, how we are nothing more than an ant farm to good old paul, and how paul bunyan's mother is the real hero of this tall tale. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers, Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret & bless paul's mother.. Cause she was never the same after that . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we have a yokai known for playing pranks and.. Attacking peoples butts? Well that's because we will be discussing the history and origins of the mischievous Kappa. Both Kimmy and Ryan discuss how using a Kappa as a voting poll would be the perfect way to scare people into voting, why you should keep your cucumber safe when swimming, and where you can find some famous Kappa remains. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you hit up your local adult store, get a plug and plug yourself up before swimming in Kappa infested waters because they can't take your shirikodama if you're already filled. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

We are BACK campers after our much needed season break. We feel refreshed, renewed and READY to take a dive into different legends and lore from all around the world. And what better way to “Dive” back in than with the legend of the famous pirate lord, Black Beard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing what makes Black Beard the original short king pirate, the importance of safe sex, especially if you have 14+ wives, and why a pirate shirt is exactly what you need to spice up your love life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers If black beard is coming for your booty, let him and always strive to be the15th wife. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Happy Holidays Campers! To celebrate this holly jolly season we have a lovely Christmas Tradition inspired episode just for you! This week both Kimmy and Ryan will be going over some different Christmas traditions around the world, a holiday poem written by Ryan, and a major announcement about the podcast. We hope you all enjoy this holiday special and remember campers, any cryptid can be a horny cryptid if you try hard enough and red flags look pink with rose colored glasses.. So wear them cryptid hunting. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have a grinchy icon for this holiday episode. We will be discussing the origins and history surrounding the famous Mr. Grinch. Both Kimmy and Ryan will talk about how relatable the grinch truly is, why the Whos of Whovile are just the worst, and how we'd all sell a kidney for Miss Martha May. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Martha May's ahugas can make your heart grow three sizes and hang to up mistletoes EVERYWHERE.. *wink wink* . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have a delightful mischievous yuletide topic for this week's episode. We will be discussing the holiday history and classic poem of the Yule Lads. Both Kimmy and Ryan start by making it very clear they can't pronounce a single yule lad name, why milk straight from the tap is the best, and how the yule lads are the result of Gryla's infidelity with the 7 dwarves. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers get it straight from the tap, and that it's just a prank bros... Oh..  and Gryla is definitely cheating on her husband. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how hunting at large lobster lake or little lobster lake is all about preference, that the specter moose is just a zombie living its best life, and why creatures, much like your ex, will only reappear during mercury retrograde. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you get too close to the brown eye of the moose you might get pink eye, and some people like big lobster lake and some like little lobster lake and that's okay. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have an extra scary urban legend for this week's episode. We will be discussing the origins and short story about the Candy Man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the semi-sweet candy man came to be, what the deal is with dangerous Halloween candy and how this episode is dedicated to the bees. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Consensually summon your dates and stick it to the candy man with some home made honey. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, despite us constantly talking about BG3 for 6 episodes this is a folklore and cryptid podcast and this week we have a creepily happy extraterrestrial for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings surrounding Indrid Cold, aka the smiling man. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Ryan is yet again disappointed by the cryptid community's photography skills, why Agatha longs for her past lover Mr. Cold, and how the smiling man really needs to work on his first impressions. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you are on a train of people and you see bigfoot don't rely on the one guy with an iphone 4 to take the image and don't shoot your visitors - we are looking at you Richard Nixon. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have a wailing good folktale for yall this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the mournful Banshees. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how all red flags look pink through a bottle of rosé, how you are probably related to a banshee and don't even know it, and why we should all be paid in liquor when attending funerals. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers that the throat goats of 2023 are the Banshess of Southern Ireland and to not cat call women, especially Banshees. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have a deadly hide and seek champion for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Hidebehinds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how behind picked as the hidebehind's next victim is actually a compliment, why our listeners are safe from these deadly cryptids, and how you should ALWAYS avoid bears in the woodlands. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you really wanna get into intermittent fasting try only eating every seven years, and if the Hidebehind picks you, Slay Queen, Slay. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we will be discussing an evil protagonist- THAT ISN'T A PIRATE - in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the malicious Bluebeard. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why many people, like Kimmy, think Bluebeard is a pirate, how curiosity and the patriarchy can literally get someone killed, and why you SHOULDN'T be murdering people.. like ever.  We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON'T MURDER PEOPLE, having a beard doesn't inherently make you a good guy, and bring back bluebeard… the name not the person. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have the homeliest cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore surrounding the weeping Squonk. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why this cryptid weeps under the moonlight, how capitalism and greed always finds a way to ruin the housing market, and the best way to capture a Squonk on your next hunting trip. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you out in Pennsylvania carry around and ultra absorbent sponge - perhaps a shamwow, and swim in circles to find your lover. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have deadly beauty for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and stories of the cursed Lamia.  Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why killing your snake wife is a bad idea, how scary folklore keeps misbehaved children in line, and the transformation of Lamia from a horrifying monster to a sexy serpent. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers it's fishy either way and let your girl shape shift in the moonlight, and don't question it. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we have another spooky creature lined up for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and famous first hand encounters of the devilish Hellhounds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss why how hellhounds are good doggies, why you should curse the entire butterfield bloodline, and the importance of using dogs in medical practice. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers double check your hits, and maybe it's not that people suck at taking photos, the cryptids themselves are just a little blurry. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we will be talking about some spooky spirits in this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the ominous Shadow People. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how using a vacuum is truly the best way to cleanse spirits from your space, why Jeff the Shadow person though scar really isn't a bad guy, and some of the best practices to keep or get rid of the ominous shadow people in your life.  We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if there is a shadow man in your room, just suck him, and raise your vibrations, get a rabbit. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we will be talking about a freaky fast cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the unsettling Melon Heads. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss Why melon heads have a need for speed, how Kimmy is actually a vampire, and why you shouldn't visit haunted places.. even if we don't condemn it. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Kimmy isn't a vampire so give Dracula Drive a chance, and if you need train, do it in a style of a rocky montage. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we will be talking about the most adorable faceless cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and sightings of the fashionable Fresno Nightcrawlers. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this adorable cryptid loves going on evening strolls, why Kimmy struggles so much with Spanish, and how the science documentary from Nickelodeon's Jimmy Neutron impacted Ryan's life. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers don't trust ai pants and Fact or Faked is NOT a credible source. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we are going to be discuss the famous Florida man.. we mean Skunk ape in this weeks bonus episode! And to make this episode even more special, we have the hosts of Strange Talk Radio as guests on the show this week! So take a seat around the campfire as Kimmy, Ryan, Robin, and Alyx all discuss how the Skunk Ape is the social distance mascot, why TANG should sponsor our podcast (we know you're listening), and how Robin is probably the Skunk APe of Florida. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you want to make money just start drawing lewd cryptid art, pander to tang as much as possible, and America is READY for cryptid flavored beverages. . Check out Strange Talk Radio Today!

Hey Campers, we got a folklore figure for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the dreamy Sandman. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss a collection of delightful stories from Hans Chrisitan Anderson, how this sleepy spirit may be more evil than we remember, and the power of pocket sand. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers Tim Allen killed God and Dale Gribble is the modern day Sandman. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a bear.. cat.. um horned beast for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the ominous Ozark Howler. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how this cryptid may just be another forest spirit, why going snipe hunting with the Aloreing gang would be the best thing ever, and the likelihood of the Ozark Howler actually being a furry. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers howl like a call of duty zombie, and despite the lack of cougars in the ozarks, there are a lot of "cougars" in the ozarks. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a malicious water spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and lore of the magical Kelpies.  Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how forcing someone that wants to marry you into working on your fathers farm for several years isn't a bad idea, what was so magically intoxicating about Kelpies, and Kimmy & Ryan's true feelings about horses.We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when it comes to kelpies there is a 50/50 chance your gonna get eaten or your gonna get eaten -wink wink- , and if he's not seven times stronger than the average man, drop his ass.  Pre-Order Candles Today! https://aloreingshop.com/aloreing-limited-edition-candles/ WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a household spirit for this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and history of the  hard working Domovoi. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how these household helper came to be, some questionable morals to translanted short stories and Ryan's disappointment in a creature with the word “dom” in it not having anything scandalous on the first page of google.  We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers when the Domovoi is around, protect your cock and colorize your animals with pride flags. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

EDITHey Campers, we got a delightful forest spirit from Scotland's Highlands for this week's episode. We will be discussing the history and famous encounter of the magical fae, Ghillie Dhu. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Bigfoot and Ghillie Dhu are probably related, the importance of adding “love sword” to your dating profiles, and how peter pan was probably inspired by this mischievous fae. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if thirsty consider quenching your thirst on the sap of the Beithe, and Ghillie Dhu is the real lost boy. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a terrifying Japanese Yokai for this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and urban legends surrounding Kuchisake-Onna. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss the thirsty artwork of the internet,how to give a backhanded compliment that confuses Kuchisake into not hurting you, and the power students had in Japan during the 80's. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers if you run into her, say you've seen better and keep thirst trap illlustrations to the second page of google. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we are back with an episode that is sure to make you think twice about fairy babies, aka Changelings. This week we will be looking into the lore surrounding baby swapping during the Middle Ages in Europe. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss fairies' strong cravings for milk, why fairies were the perfect scapegoat, and the problematic solution to getting rid of a changeling. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers mothers milk is the horchata of the womb and don't burn your wife. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the history of an internet urban legend that became big news! This week we will be discussing some creepy demonic rugrats, also known as the black-eyed kids. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how to manifest creatures into existence, the realization that we may be the Daily Star of cryptid and folklore podcasts, and how probably everyones performed some dark magic in their rebellious teen years. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers DON'T help demonic rugrats… or do. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, though the holiday season is over, we have one more holiday figure we'd like to tell you all about. This week we will be discussing the lore and history to one of the most iconic female holiday figures, Frau Perchta! Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how being lazy can result in an unconventional stomach transplant, the connection of witchy punishment to the medieval workforce, and Frau Perchta's entourage being misidentified as Krampus. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, and remember campers act your wage or you're gonna get your belly slit open and invite Frau Perchta to a party and just see what happens *wink wink*. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a delightful episode for you this week. We will be discussing the lore and history surrounding the kind hearted Snow Maiden. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how Frosty the Snowman is really the Snow maiden, the rebranding of Christmas in Russian, and how Kimmy almost gets canceled by Ryan. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers if your flute mixtapes fire, don't play it and bully your government for change. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Happy Holidays Campers! To celebrate the lovely holiday season we have a bonus Yuletide episode just for you. This week both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing some fun Yule Traditions, How our 12 Days of Krampus Social Media Event went, and read a special poem as a gift from us to you. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers, passively aggressively give mistletoes, and if you don't have a fireplace go build a cabin in the woods, drag a tree inside and do 12 days of Yule Log in a wood cabin in the woods. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a holy entity in this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and history surrounding the famous Yule cat. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss how the Yule cat actually being super classist, the history of kitties in Iceland, and why wool production made the legend of the Yule cat such a big deal. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers give into capitalism or the yule cat will get ya, and write some yule smut. . . . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey campers, we are going to be learning about the strange and unusual Rumplestiltskin in this week's bonus episode! And to make this episode even more special we have the hosts  from Of Slippers and Spindles podcast as guests with us this week. So take a seat around the campfire as Kimmy, Ryan, Drew, and Cassie dive into some amazing storytelling voice acting, Rumplestiltskin's killer disappearing act, and everyone's true feelings on the Once Upon a Time series. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers, learn to use a spindle just in case, and if getting what you want depends on a person guessing your name DON'T go shouting your name in song until the deal is done. . Check out Of Slippers and Spindles Today!

Hey Campers, we got a holy entity in this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and stories of Biblical Angels. Both Kimmy and Ryan will discuss the origins of Beat Kings song “Then Leave”, Kimmy's true feelings about poor web design, and how all angels are really just aliens. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers only creeps say be not afraid, and get thy head, get it, thy bread, and proceed to leave. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a famous goat…kangaroo… devil.. um bat-like cryptid for this week's episode. We will be discussing the lore and sightings of the famous Jersey Devil. Both Kimmy and Ryan will talk about how cursing babies is actually a super bad idea, how to fight off a cryptid with a broom, extremely poor hunting tips, and the effects of lead paint. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers don't eat lead paint and don't follow any of our hunting tips, cause one may lead to another. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, with Halloween just around the corner we thought what better way to celebrate than with some classic Halloween creatures? So this week we will be looking into the legends and lore of a classic vampire figure known as Dracula. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing a short problematic king that inspired the famous Count, how the great potato famine and grave robbing ties in Dracula, and Kimmys very poor judgment of character. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers always bury people head first, and people who eat people -wink wink- are hot. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, with Halloween just around the corner we thought what better way to celebrate than with some classic Halloween creatures? So this week we will be looking into the legends and lore of werewolves. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the not so popular werewolf witch trials, the power of the she wolf and how Hollywood portrays these creatures of the moon as ether sexy beasts or unhinged dogs (there is no inbetween). We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers, call the cops on your howling neighbors and have your hunter friend nearby when the werewolf eventually breaks out of prison. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we are going to be diving into the legend of Davy Jones with this week's bonus episode! And to make this episode even more special we have the gals over from the fairytale fix podcast as guests with us this week. So take around the campfire as Kimmy, Ryan, Abbie and Kelsey discuss how David Jones is an energy vampire, the amazing chemistry of Calypso and Davy Jones, and how pirate shirts are a must have for everyone. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers, always side with the hottie goddess, and if you hate drunk pirates don't own a sea-side pub. . Check out FairyTale Fix Today!

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the spook lore of the terrifying Bloody Mary. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing all the different origins of this haunting entity, how performing the ritual can lead to earthquakes, and their true feelings about Bloody Marys. We hope you enjoy this episode of Aloreing, oh and remember campers, mirror rituals are homephobic and always expect aftershocks. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the lore of a goat-man-demon-thing that is known to cause quite a chaotic commotion. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be talking about The Goatman, specifically found in the old US of A. They will discuss what makes this goatman so sexy, why he targets young lovers, and how there are multiple versions of him roaming around America. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, the goatman is a voyeur and he is coming for you. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the lore of a heroic demigod. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be talking about Maui. They will be fangirling over this heroic figure, the importance of consent, and how he always has humanities back. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, Turn harassers into coconut trees and Maui is never gonna give you up. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the lore of a famous turtle.. I mean a water cryptid that found its home in Fluk Lake of Indiana. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the Beast of Busco. They will be diving into the extravagant hunt for proof of Busco, the lack of photographic evidence, and how for being a “beast” this cryptid is much smaller than we thought. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, don't call yourself a beast unless you're at least 60-80 meters tall and weigh 12000 tons and don't trust men's measurements. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the lore of some beautiful mermaid… seal creatures? Legends and Lore from Scotland's Highlands. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of Selkies. They will be diving into the history of their connections with seal hunting, men that can't take no for an answer, and the ridiculous amount of male Selkie smut found online. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, be the least favorite of seven children so you don't turn into a rock and don't kidnap a naked woman to be your bride. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the lore of a famous water cryptid from Scotland's Highlands. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the loch ness monster. They will be diving into the history of this misunderstood water spirit, the doubtful scientific community that holds out hope for the legend of this mythical creature, and how a facebook event stirred up fear at old Loch Ness. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, we will leave Nessie alone AFTER we get undeniable proof of her existence. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the Slavic lore of a famous Forest Spirit. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the Leshy. They will be diving into Kidnapping for marriage, the best way to order vodka at the bar, and the true meaning behind the Leshy's giant mushroom appearance. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, if you're not conventionally attractive do not get kidnapped by the Leshy and the Leshy is known for his big mushroom . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the lore of one of America's most famous cryptids. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the hide-and-seek champion Sasquatch. We will be diving into how Bigfoot and Sasquatch are the same thing, How sasquatch is actually a forest spirit, and Ryan's passionate feeling about all these blurry Sasquatch photos. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, Sasquatch is a forest spirit, and any blurry photos of him will result in Ryan's pure aggression . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the folklore of a popular Slavic female icon. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the magical Baba Yaga. We will be diving into the possible origins of classic fairy tales like Cinderella, a boomer that avoids property tax, and the church's true feelings of an independent woman. We hope you enjoy this week's episode! And remember campers, if someone is gonna roast you, roast them first and your next rpg character should be Koshchey the Deathless. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the folklore of a spooky demon known to um.. attack peoples back door? Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the unsettling Popobawa. We will be discussing how locals deal with this spooky creature, the most American way to fight against one, and a very sick Kimmy trying her absolute best. And remember campers, experiment with your bullets and don't experiment with consent. WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, we got a delightful tale for you this week that will explain the mysterious orbs floating around the campgrounds. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the mischievous will-o-the-wisp. This paranormal phenomenon has found its way in many different legends and lore around the world. We will be discussing how wishy washy their personalities are, literature's love for these mysterious entities, and how the Tim Allen Santa Clause movie sneaks its way into this episode. Oh and remember campers, peg-a-lanterns with consent and if a will–o-the-wisp has a 5th leg, don't follow it. . WANT MORE ALOREING?

Hey Campers, this week we will be looking into the folklore of a critter that is both adorable and deadly. Both Kimmy and Ryan will be discussing the legend of the Jackalope. A critter from the wild wild west known to have a great taste in drinks and be quite mysterious. We will be discussing their deceiving size, how to hunt them down, and making Ryan incredibly uncomfortable. And remember campers, the forbidden milk probably tastes like horchata and always keep some whiskey on you. . WANT MORE ALOREING?