Casting With The Feminist Witches

Hold onto your hats because in this throwback episode from February 2022, we're dishing out our uncensored lists of the best and worst sexual partners. But here's the thing—we've grown, evolved, and oh boy, have our perspectives changed! A heartfelt disclaimer: those lists from back then? We were in a different headspace—maybe even a bit too head over heels. So, if you find your name on any of these lists, take it with a pinch of salt. Your points have been retroactively downgraded by 50% (or more). We've learned, experienced, and matured since then; our judgment is no longer influenced by mere 'dick motions.' Tune in as we explore the hilarious highs and cringe-worthy lows with our past selves, revisiting a time when our opinions were swayed by more than just rational thinking. It's a candid, nostalgic trip down memory lane with our raw, unfiltered take on our best and worst experiences—judgment reserved for the moment, not for eternity! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/feministwitches/message

Hold onto your tits! In this episode, we're taking on the controversial topic of making a sex tape—but with a twist. Let's set the record straight: we're not here to promote or pressure anyone into making one. In fact, we're practically the friendly neighborhood big sisters gently discouraging this path. However, we're also realists who understand that for some, this can be a liberating and enjoyable venture. So, join us as we don our feminist hats and dish out the most supportive, safety-first advice for those considering this spicy endeavor. Think of it as a conversation with your savvy, no-nonsense big sisters who want you to be empowered, safe, and informed if you choose to navigate these uncharted waters. Buckle up for a candid chat that's all about choice, liberation, and ensuring your journey towards sexual liberation is as safe and consensual as it can be! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/feministwitches/message

Buckle up for a wild ride on this episode of our sex-positive podcast! We're laying it all bare—literally and figuratively—sharing a juicy list of absolute no-gos and heck-yes-please scenarios for your pleasure. From the bedroom to the streets, and yes, even the cozy confines of a car, we're dishing out our dos and don'ts with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of scandal. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, shocks, and eyebrow-raising revelations as we spill the beans on what floats our boats and what sinks 'em. Consider this your backstage pass to the wild world of our intimate adventures—we're unfiltered, unapologetic, and ready to spill the tea on the things we'd never (and absolutely would) do in these saucy settings! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/feministwitches/message

Ever felt like everyone got the memo on sex but you? Ever wondered if people just knew how to ride dick at first touch while you fumbled and wanted to melt in embarrassment? Ever just wished you had been given a sex guide? Well you prayed and we heard you! Aren't we so nice ☺️ in this episode we dish out a refreshingly real and hilariously honest guide to all things intimacy. This episode is tailor-made for those navigating the uncharted waters of their sexual journey. Hey, we were all clueless once! From never-been-there to never-understood, this episode is your backstage pass to raw, relatable sex talk. We're the mentors we wish we had! So we crafted a witty and authentic guide to help you ace your sexual odyssey. Tune in, because this time, you'll get the real scoop on what no one ever tells you! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/feministwitches/message

When I was ready to have sex after trauma, I wanted to hear from others victims and survivors about what to expect and if they shared my fears. Because sex had become different, how was I going to navigate something that had been used to harm me? How did I let my body relax and enjoy? In our first season we put out a podcast on this but this time we wanted something lighthearted and different. In this episode join us as we delve into the fascinating realm of intimacy post-trauma with our incredible guest, Jean. Together, we explore her inspiring journey, filled with unexpected laughter and heartwarming insights. Our candid conversation shatters myths and tells the extraordinary diversity of post-trauma intimacy. So relax—we've got your back with a gentle trigger warning. This discussion is a safe haven where humor intertwines with healing, reassuring everyone that the path to intimacy after survival is beautifully diverse and entirely acceptable. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/feministwitches/message

Guys its almost been 4years since we started podcasting. Back then we were wild experimental 25year olds, happily sharing our sexual adventures and Embarrassing moments. We are both about to hit our last year of our 20s and we want to spend it being free, feminist and rediscovering what sexual liberation looks like now that we are 4years older. So for this season expect GROWTH, JOKES, SEX STORIES, EXPERIMENTS and lots of ADVICE! In this episode we react, judge, advice and laugh at some of y'all's most gasping sexual confessions. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/feministwitches/message

Sex can be a pretty lonely experience if you have no one to talk about it with. When you experience strange things or something for the first time and knowing you have no one safe to ask and talk about it in length with, is a sad and lonely experience. For a lot of us who grew up in puritan environments understand how this feels. Sex completely changes when we find a community of like minded sisters and friends who create an open and safe space for us to share, speak and explore our sexual journey. It's great for our health, orgasms and safety. So welcome to our sisterhood episode through a Twitter space where we share how sisterhood influenced our sex lives and saved us from a lot of wahala. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Sex is in Session, so how exactly do you go by it? Do you rush at it like some warrior ready to go to war? Or do you move as slow as a snail? What do you do during sex that gives you the ultimate experience? Do you have a roadmap on how you like to fuck? What should your partner do? What makes sex, great sex for you??? In this episode we share what sex looks like for us, what works, what doesn't and how we want to fuck and be fucked. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

If 13year old you could see yourself right now what would they say? Would they be appalled at the idea that you spread your legs and ass cheeks long before you could say “I do” would the religious side of you faint at the idea that you can suck dick and pussy so well, that you hold a world record that has partners cuming in seconds? Would religious you pour holy water on you for being a sex toy and masturbation expert? What would religious you do if they found out that you are known for that good WAP and have slept with more people than the number of members in your local church? In this episode (Twitter space) we share our journeys with sex and religion. What we learnt, how we overcame religious barriers and became this vibrant bad ass people who believe in complete body autonomy. No religion in our vaginas --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

When Luther Vandross sang “Buy me a rose” he was definitely talking about the rose vibrator! Because nothing will make your coochie feel loved and appreciate like the ROSE! You will stare at it in wonder and as you squirt, cum and scream In happiness you will understand the importance of buying your pussy one. This is a bonus episode/ Twitter space where we give our review on the rose, what it feels like, how to use it and where to get it! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Abortion is a human right. Having the right to choose yourself and what your body does is a human right. Having a hot girl summer is a human right. So if you are pregnant and don't want to be, don't worry Marie can stope that! An abortion is such a private and scary thing for most. The fear of how to do one, where to get it and what people will say is extremely daunting for most. But this is Fertility control and every person should have the right to access safe abortions. So today CWTFW and Safe2Choose.org have partnered to talk about the importance of safe abortions, different types of abortion and how to access an abortion through Safe2choose.org In this episode we shared a story from one of our listeners about their abortion and discussed some discourses around abortion. Remember people with uteruses, fetus deletus and have a great hot girl summer free of guilt and shame. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Ever wondered who came up with the rules of Hoeing? Who dictated how people fucking should interact and treat each other? The idea that basic decency was seen as too grand and automatically viewed as a romantic gesture that went against the values of Hoeing. Who taught us how to hoe and are we okay with some other persons notion of Hoeing? Over the years and especially since we started this podcast, how we have sex and interact with our non romantic sexual partners has completely changed. Maybe it's growth, changing times or a shift in the universe, but we are honestly bored and so over the typical standard of what hoeing should look like. To us the current hoeing style feels too patriarchal and in this episode we share what we have learnt since our first time and what it's been like discovering feminist hoeing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Now you know we take your sexual education seriously here, we provide master classes that are guaranteed to make you graduate cum lôudér from the University of Sexfield. And this week your Professors Ann & Sam guide you through an intense sexual lesson on the good old way of Missionary. This sexual position often deemed the boring married couple position, because the wrong types of missionaries were handling it, is about to be the intense sexual and nasty orgasmic position it should be. Your professors in this episode will guide you on the right way to fuck, twist, bend and cum in the first position known to man. So grab your pen and paper out, pull out your fingers, sex toys and partners, it's time to take notes because here at CWTFW we are determined to take you on an orgasmic mission. Professor Ann will give you lessons on how to make it nasty and slutty while Professor Samia will give you tips on how to enhance it in a more intimate and romantic way. Happy Missionaring hoes! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Okay let us be very honest, how many of us have never gone back to an ex for some last minute dick/pussy clarity? A lot of us have been caught slipping and that's how we accidentally fell on the dick/pussy! But that's okay beloveds, going back to an ex for sex happens to everyone, so don't feel weak or shame, we don't do that here. What we do is laugh, share and learn from our experiences! Hope you guys enjoy this, we hope you missed us because we sure did☺️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Have your emotions ever been so fucked it affected how you fucked? Were you too afraid to suck dick because the choking you were going to be doing was the embarrassing type and not the sexy type? Choke by heartbreak? We have been there, we have felt the type of pain that closes our vaginas and makes us feel as saintly as a nun. Celibacy by circumstance and not choice. In this episode we get raw, share our pain and how it affected our sex Life. But like always we share what worked for us and tips on how to get choking on that dick for all the right reasons. Enjoy ❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

For the fourth part of our six episode series on how to tackle our insecurities, we invited a Cis-Man (it had to be done, forgive us, also he's funny and that's a good sign right?!?) to give us insight on what he does to ensure his women feel comfortable and safe with him during sex. We also asked him a few of our own sex questions that we wanted answered and got a few tips. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Being Sexually liberated can be 50 shades of amazing. You get to have sex on your terms and you no longer pay the orgasmless subscription to patriarchal notions of sex. But then like any person navigating freedom in a world determined to oppress them, we face the brunt of being Sexually liberated especially when we take control and initiate sex. Somehow the Patriarchy in this case Men, think sexual liberation and control equals, enacting violence. Almost like our sexual liberation gives them the right to harm us. In this episode we talk about the dangers of being Sexually liberated, the fears and violence women experience. Initiating sex can be amazing but it's far from glamorous and it's such an important lesson while you navigate your sexual life. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Cookies? Is this a bakery? As a person with a vagina I'm sure you've often heard narratives and myths about what your vagina should smell and taste like. The patriarchy has taught us that we should smell and taste like cookies, roses or nothing at all. Fuck that. Today we talk about myths about vaginal health, share stories of traumatizing things we have been told about our vaginas and what we have learnt throughout our sexual liberation and how we have overcome our insecurities about our taste and smell. We interviewed a woman who gave us insight on what her journey has been like loving and learning her pussy. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Do you ever feel like you are not sexy enough? That your body is too big, too small, too many stretch marks, no fat ass, hairy chest, small chest and it just makes you feel so unpretty? Because we have those moments. Yes, being a sex guru does not take away insecurities. When we are naked, we can feel empowered and sexual and sometimes extremely vulnerable because we are allowing someone to see all the parts of us society deems "unsexy." We find ourselves not enjoying sex and feeling uncomfortable in our sexualities because we just don't "fit" Because society has imposed beauty standards that no human can ever fit, not even with surgery. We will always be "flawed" and that fucks with our mental health and how we feel about our bodies . In this episode we kinda get raw, we share our body insecurities and how it affects our sex Life, but we share what works for us and we send a big middle finger to the Patriarchy for making us feel so damn unpretty. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Get on your knees, arch your back, spread your legs and take it from the back!!!. Look we all love doggy style, and for those who don't that's perfectly fine, your fairy hoe mothers are here to help with that! This week we open our books to chapter 4 in the book of Doggy style and give you much needed lessons to fuck and cum like a pornstar. Now you know we take our pleasure seriously here and we refuse to have sex that isn't enjoyable; our Moto is "if the sex ain't banging then we ain't fucking" and that's very important when it comes doggy. If you've never fucked with this style it's because wrong positions and Menstrual cycles were being used and we are here to help with that. So loves, take a sit, turn up the volume, pour some wine and grab a pen as we take you to orgasm land with our fuckbrooms. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Pearl necklaces??? Anita is clearly a woman of high standards in the streets and in bed. This week we discuss how Samia is no longer celibate, pearl necklaces, safe words and nail breaking sex as Samia and Anita get to know each other more by answering the following questions: 1)Describe your first experience giving or receiving head. 2)What's your least favourite sexual position and why? 3)Which sex scene did you ever watch and actually ended up enacting? 4)What age group of men are the best at fucking and why? 5)Have you ever used a safe word during your sexual experiences? What was it and what were you doing? 6)Have you ever masturbated in front of a guy or has a guy ever masturbated in front of you? If yes, what was it like and if no, why not?? Send us your answers via DM or respond with an audio message via Anchor. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Anita and Samia can collectively say that in the years of our sexual journey there are orgasms that we have had with tools that are manufactured in a lab and no human can compare. Has your mom ever stolen your vibrator? Have you ever cum so hard your roommate heard and laughed from the other room? No? Just us? This week we share our experiences with sex toys with a special guest who gave his input and reacted to our experiences. Hope this encourages you to dump him and buy a wand. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Listen we've all used the grace of God as a Contraceptive method a few times, especially when we were younger. We've begged and bargained with higher beings to keep our wombs free and traded celibacy in exchange and while it worked for a few of us, It didn't work for some of us. In this episode we share our experiences with contraceptives and give you advice on where to find contraceptive methods that fit you and how they work. So sit down, pick a glass of wine and let us take you down a path of more stable contraceptive options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Here are a few tips for setting up an online dating profile: - Don't use your wedding picture as a profile picture or your 5th wedding anniversary pictures with your kids - A picture with a glass of wine is acceptable, any other alcohol makes you look like you live in a bar and beer is your personality. - If your bio is you complaining about never finding love and not wanting broke bitches, you sound weird & stingy. - Try and initiate actual conversation, saying "hey sexy, text me on Whatsapp" will get you unmatched. - For this Episode we decided to try and see what online dating during covid looks like, we used tinder & Instagram to experience the Nairobi - Lusaka dating scene. Press play for our adventure

"Did you cum?" is a question too many women have heard and are fed up with hearing after mediocre sex. Sometimes it's acts of god and the bed breaks or aunt flo visits unexpectedly. Other times we meet people that just don't do it for us or unfortunately it's because, in a patriarchal system, we didn't know pleasure was for women too. We rebuke bad sex here. May the Goddesses grace you with the best sexual partners from now. Amen. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Welcome to our House of Pleasure. Where “Lady Samia of House of 5 Paged Letters” and Lady Ann of “House Burna Boy Concert Deserter” introduce you to the unforbidden passions of the night. And to enter you must answer our questions. Have you ever experienced the type of sex that makes you burn for someone? That makes you want them in you, on you? While they breathe in your moans while you claw at their back and goosebumps cover your skin? Have you ever felt your body cream in pleasure while someone brought you heaven with their mouth? If not, then you need to rectify that. Everyone needs intense sex that makes your mind and body burn with pleasure. On this episode we share some of our Pleasure Sessions that would make the Duke of Hastings proud. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

For those of you that heard the first version of this unfortunate episode last season, I (Samia) apologize. I have redeemed myself, I am no longer a simp. The first rule of hoeing is "Thou shall not catcheth feelings" but we have all broken this rule. We move from emotionless sex passionate beings to people who sit by the phone waiting for someone to say "hey" after leaving us on "read" for 3 months. Why do we catch feelings? Because we are human, with very human emotions and needs. We grow fond of people, we enjoy the way they make us feel, laugh and before we know it, we want more. And that's perfectly fine. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Back in the day it was simply enough to buy your partner flowers and tell them you love them. Was good sex ever a discussion?

Happy International Women's History Month! What a time to be alive as we liberate women one orgasm at a time

Let's teach you how to fuck the shit out of your partner. Leave juices all over their face -dick, dripping down their neck, balls. Let's teach you how to be in control and leave the room smelling of sex and your orgasms. Grab a horse hoes, we are going riding. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

In the Middle Ages, women allegedly wore chastity belts to prevent them from fucking until they were married. In 2021, hoes have created their own “chastity belts” to stop them from fucking certain men/women or to give our punani's a well deserved vacation ☺️♥️. So what is yours? Granny panties? Karura forest?? A state of mind?? Let's hear it --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

How did you first discover masturbation? Was it after watching porn? Did the bright lights from orgasm heaven shine on you and ask you to seek pleasure between your legs? Or did a dastardly handsome duke ask you to touch yourself? Did you ever discover how to pleasure yourself? We did and our experiences were all different. So relax, close your eyes and let's take you to a time we discovered self pleasure. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Have you ever been caught butt naked fucking by a friend or family member? Have you ever felt like begging the gods for the power of invisibility? Well we have. Welcome to season 3 bitches! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

There are three things we would not recommend you do sober, 1. Twerking upside down 2. attempting to sing work by Rihanna at talent show and 3. Giving a strip dance. If you are anything like us who are terribly shy at giving strip dances in private, you will need lots of vodka, gin and a phone call from your girls hyping you up. And once you've stocked up on some good old courage, please try not to fucking fall and embarrass us. We hate to do this but this is our last episode this season. You guys have been fucking amazing, we can't wait for y'all to hear what season 3 has in stock for you. But first, let's get stripping. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

We took a short break but your favourite hoes are back to tell you wtf has been going on the past couple of weeks and welcome to the circus because it has been wild

Ever fantasized about opening the door for your partner in sexy lingerie (Savage manties

Toys stuck in your booty? Wondering how many sexual partners is too much? Get some popcorn and your fingers ready; this week we join Dr Samia as she answers some of your burning sex questions

This is our last episode this month and we decided to leave yall with some much needed skills. Its time to lick that ass, suck that dick and eat that sexy pussy like a pro. If you can't do it right after this don't worry, the Masterclass will definitely continue. See you in two weeks❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

What do you do when you are about to have a one night stand? 1. Pray that this person isn't a spiritualist who thanks the ancestors before cuming? 2. Pray they arent the religious type who asks you to bath after sex to wash away your sins? 3. Pray they don't read the news while giving you head? You can never know what they will do but let us tell you what you can do. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

We all have those Sexual experiences that still make us shiver and wished they never ended. We sit thinking about how they felt and grateful that our bodies experienced such bliss. In this episode we share the best sex we ever had and trust us, it was hard to pick. Enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Fucking can be great, but fucking the same way, same place and with the same old routine can really get boring no matter how great the sex is. So we are here as your fairy sex godmothers to give you tips on: Spontaneous sex, Setting the mood and disrupting your partner so bad they cum in their pants. Let's get fucking loves❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Have you ever asked a former Sexual partner to review you? To give you a rating and possibly a future recommendation? Well we did that shit and let's say some of us got ZEROS. A very humbling experience. Enjoy

Netflix and chill: code word for, LETS HAVE SEX WITH BACKGROUND NOISES. But what happens when it doesn't go as planned? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

We've all had our firsts, we have all had glorious and boring experiences. Some of our firsts make us cringe while other firsts make us happy. So sit down, relax as your favourite witches tell you about their firsts❤️ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Its pride month! And to celebrate it, we asked LBTQI+ women to take over. Enjoy

TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, Sexual Assault, Violence Sexual assault and the violation of a woman body is definitely an impediment to her ability to exercise her right to sexual liberation. Today we talk about the outrageous indignities of sexual assault on women in Africa, explore consent and share some tips on how we healed from sexual assault. We further highlight different NGO's and organizations in our regions actively working to provide aid and care for victims of sexual assault. Healing is a slow and painful process. To every woman going through this, you are strong and powerful. It was never your fault. Fuck the patriarchy, burn that shit DOWN! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

Let's be honest, some of us have never had an orgasm while some of us had orgasms we weren't so sure we're orgasms, why? Because there are so many different types Oooos. In this episodes we will give you tips that have worked for us and could help you get better orgasms. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

A rewind episode with a mix. What happens when you realise you are the other woman? Or when you meet your lover's woman? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

The idea that we are often given two choices as women, to be virgins or to be wives is an injustice. Our bodies are not ours and that's something that needs to change. This episode speaks on the importance of Sexual Liberation and why every women should be free. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message

How many of us have been clowns for the people we've wanted? Chased after people who literally played us!!!! Well a lot of us and so hear are our experiences. Enjoy

Listen in to our experiences as we talk about our intense and crazy Hilarious experiences as Mistress and Dommes. The ins and the outs of having a sub. How to be a bomb ass Mistress and The FetLife experience. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/feministwitches/message