Cinematic Reviews

“Why so serious?”- Cinematic Reviews returns to Nolan's Batman universe with the beloved sequel.

“I need you to trust me. One last time.”- Ethan Hunt isback, and this time he's not just fighting bad guys—he's going toe-to-toe with the most terrifying villain yet: a rogue AI with a serious superiority complex. Armed with nothing but sheer determination, outrageous stunts, and at least three different disguises, Ethan and his IMF squad must outsmart the digital menace before humanity is reduced to buffering forever.

“Meega nala kweesta!”- A chaos-loving alien crash-lands in Hawaii, gets adopted by a lonely girl, and somehow helps her fix her family—while also destroying everything in sight.

“Does it come in black?”- Billionaire Bruce Wayne processesgrief by turning into a crime-fighting bat with a flair for dramatic entrances. When a secret society threatens Gotham, he swoops in—because if anyone's wrecking the city, it's him.

"We are the Thunderbolts!"- Cinematic Reviews returns to the MCU to assemble the Thunderbolts, nope scratch that, the New Avengers.

"Vigilantes are not heroes."- Cinematic Reviews returns to the MCU for the rebirth of Daredevil.

"This is where the fun begins"- Cinematic Reviews returns to the Star Wars universe for the 20th Anniversary of Episode III.

"Strength and honor"- Cinematic Reviews travels back to Rome for Ridley Scott's sequel film.

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"- Cinematic Reviews talks Ridley Scott's masterpiece.

"Justice is blind"- Cinematic Reviews travels back to 2003 to review Ben Affleck's Daredevil.

"Puny human"- Cinematic Reviews travels back to 2003 to review Hulk.

"Enter a brave new world"- Chris reviews and ranks the latest chapter in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

"There's something in the water"- Cinematic Reviews travels to the Alien Universe for its latest nightmare. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."- Cinematic Reviews travels to the world of football with The Replacements starring Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Let's F**king Go”- Cinematic Reviews returns to the MCU and X-Men Universe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“If you feel it. Chase it!”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down one of summer's biggest films. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

Cinematic Reviews is making a comeback with host Chris Opitz returning to review and rank more films! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“He really is black Superman”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down the Fast and Furious spin-off film --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

"I'm where I'm supposed to be"- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the final chapter of Denzel Washington's Equalizer story --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Dominic Toretto just went rogue”- Cinematic Reviews returns to the Fast and Furious Season --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“We are no Jedi”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the 2-episode premiere of the newest Star Wars series --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“This time it ain't just about being fast”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down Paul Walker's last ride. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“This is not a video game. This is reality.”- Cinematic Reviews attends the Early Access Screening of the latest video game to film adaptation --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“They got a tank!”- Cinematic Reviews returns to the Fast and Furious franchise with another break down Reach Out Worldwide – ROWW --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“They look like look like little Shreks to me”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the newest installment of the TMNT universe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room.”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down one of the best action films of the century. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Do you guys ever think about dying?”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to Barbie and more summer releases. Pay It Forward- Sound of Freedom https://www.angel.com/tickets/sound-of-freedom?promo=sof-claim-free&zip=56560&date=2023-08-01 Operation Underground Railroad https://ourrescue.org/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Sorry car!”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down the film that gave new life to the beloved franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“The man who moved the Earth.”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the latest Christopher Nolan film along with the incredible legacy of the beloved director so far. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I don't care if you're sick as a dog or in bed with Beyoncé. I call, you show.”- Cinematic Reviews heads to Tokyo for this week's Fast and Furious episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“If anything happens to them, there's no place that I won't go to kill you. That is written.”- Cinematic Reviews attends the Early Access Fan Event for the latest installment of the Mission: Impossible franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I didn't know pizza places made motors.”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down the Paul Walker lead sequel. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I feel like I'm getting closer to something. Or something is getting closer to me.”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the Lambert's final battle against The Further. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“It doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile.”- Cinematic Reviews kicks off the Fast and Furious Season with the film that started it all. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Give them hell, Indiana Jones!”- Cinematic Reviews returns to the beloved franchise one last time. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I'll never talk”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down Bumblebee's arrival to Earth. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I'll date his brains out”- Cinematic Reviews returns to the theater for another double feature along with the Top 5 films and shows of 2023 so far. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“For my world to live, yours must die”-Cinematic Reviews breaks down Michael Bay's final film in the franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts.”-Cinematic Reviews travels through the speed force in this week's New Release Reactions episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I think we just found a Transformer!”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down the soft reboot of the beloved franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Let them come!”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to newest Transformers film. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Why do Decepticons always get the good sh*t!”- Cinematic Reviews continues raging war against the Decepticons with the third film of the franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“He kicked his own butt”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the long awaited sequel and looks ahead to the future of Sony's ever expanding Spider-Man universe. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“What you're about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother.”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down another epic battle between the Autobots and Decepticons in the second film of the franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“She got legs, you idiot!”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the newest live-action remake from Disney. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Autobots, roll out!”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down Michael Bay's first film in the franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Family defines us”- Cinematic Reviews reacts to the latest installment of the Fast and Furious franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“You're a teacher? Part-time.”- Cinematic Reviews breaks down the hated fourth film in the beloved franchise. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I'm a real tough son of a b*tch”- Cinematic Reviews dives into the incredible career of one of the most beloved actors. Donate to The Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research (michaeljfox.org) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“Stop calling me Junior!”- Cinematic Reviews goes on another adventure with everyone's favorite archeologist. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support

“I'm done running”- Cinematic Reviews faces the music one last time with the epic conclusion to the Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy along with the future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematic-reviews/support