Closet Talks! With Dylan and Steven

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Dylan Jones & Steven Penn: two friends from Orlando Florida, who sit in their closet and have discussions about life lessons, growing up, dating, heartbreak, self love and everything in between. Sprinkled with humor, dirty jokes, and a whole lot of heart, this podcast is sure to bring a smile to you…

Dylan Jones & Steven Penn


    • Jan 3, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h AVG DURATION
    • 47 EPISODES
    • 5 SEASONS


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    Latest episodes from Closet Talks! With Dylan and Steven

    ”The One That WASN'T The End”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 74:12


    In this episode, surprise...THEY'RE BACK!!! The pair discuss paying taxes, leaving toxic work environments, things that would send a Victorian child into a coma, and much much more.

    "The One Before The Last One..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 79:54


    Dylan and Steven are joined by long time friend of Steven's, Devan Helm.

    "Knowing Your Worth"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 48:50


    In this episode the pair discuss, knowing your worth, working hard for what you want, Steven's new job, and a lovely poem.

    "The Art of No"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 59:31


    In this episode, the pair discuss toxic male behavior, holding your tongue vs. speaking up for yourself, the art of no, and much more!

    "Media That Is Social!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 54:42


    In this episode, the pair discuss the importance of social media, overcoming emotional walls, BetterHelp, ableism, authentic self care, Steven's word of the day: pâro, and knowing what you want from life and who you are as a person.

    "A Beauty in Honesty"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 66:53


    In this episode, the pair discuss: not accepting less than 100% from people, the universe removing people from your life, perhaps you left because I deserved more, the COVID CROCKPOT, and the word of the day...Aftersome.

    "Upholding Boundaries Is NOT Holding a Grudge"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 59:54


    In this episode, the pair discuss setting boundaries, toxic people, Altschmerz, not letting insignificant actions bother you, being with people who love you publicly, and loving you on all levels.

    "A Brand New Day"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 65:58


    In this episode, the pair discuss the new President Elect, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, TikTok, high vibrational people, what weighs you down isn't always yours to carry, and the Arabic word: Ya'aburnee.

    "Sonder: noun"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 65:58


    In this episode, the pair discuss their cemetery shoot, The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows by John Koenig, gaslighting, and the 5 Love Languages.

    "Old Ways Won't Open New Doors"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 63:25


    In this episode, the pair discuss limitations, being offended, vibrations, and enjoying the life you're living instead of bitching about it.

    "Competing With Your Comfort Zone"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 68:46


    In this episode of Closet Talks, Dylan and Steven open the show in ASMR, discuss putting yourself at the top of your to-do list, not living up to someones expectation of you, finding a partner that compliments you and competes with your comfort zone, and being alone.

    "6 Ways to Maintain Mental Peace"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2020 64:35


    In this episode of Closet Talks, Dylan joins Steven via FaceTime while he broadcasts from Texas. They're joined by Michael Blevins, Steven's Brother-In-Law and Steven's parents, Rick and Lori. 

    "Masc for MASK"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 60:18


    It's season 4 of Closet Talks! We discuss the Pandemic, masks in public places, raising children, movies, and high vibrational beings.

    "Closet Talks LIVE: Part 5"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 77:37


    On this very special episode of Closet Talks, we went live from the closet on Facebook Live and answered comments on our topics!

    Closet Talks LIVE: Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 40:34


    On this very special episode of Closet Talks, we went live from the closet on Facebook Live and answered comments on our topics!

    Closet Talks LIVE: Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2020 67:32


    On this very special episode of Closet Talks, we went live from the closet on Facebook Live and answered comments on our topics!

    "Closet Talks LIVE: Part 2"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 67:32


    On this very special episode of Closet Talks, we went live from the closet on Facebook Live and answered comments on our topics!

    "Closet Talks LIVE!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 67:32


    On this very special episode of Closet Talks, we went live from the closet on Facebook Live and answered comments on our topics!

    "You Can't Change Someone By Loving Them Harder"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 67:16


    In this episode, the pair discuss loving harder to try and change someone, dating someone's potential vs. their reality, Scorpio's cottonmouth snake like mouth, being the toxic one in the relationship, admitting you're wrong, people who leave your life, and performance artist Marina Abramovic.

    "Don't Cross Oceans..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 60:14


    In this episode the pair discuss, hatred toward someone they don't understand, religion, understanding other cultural backgrounds, crossing oceans for someone who wouldn't cross a puddle for you, nipples (for some reason), and different scenarios doesn't mean it would have been better.

    "The Trauma Doesn't Get the Credit"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2019 65:30


    In this episode the pair discuss, holiday films, trust, the people around you, being considerate to people during the holidays, and dealing with trauma.

    "We Don't Serve Minors Here..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 62:10


    In this episode the pair discuss, Steven's birthday, Steven's new love interest, their favorite places, getting older, watching your parents grow older, Joan Crawford's recipe for a party, and much much more!

    "Masturdating...Yes, It's a Thing."

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 60:29


    In this episode the pair discuss, Zombieland 2: Double Tap, Halloween, Joker, mental illness, it be like that sometimes, masturdating, love that changes, Christmas, and Christmas foods.

    "Michael Myers...He Could Get It"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2019 64:20


    In this episode the pair discuss Halloween movies, halloween traditions, Michael Myers, trick r treating, costumes, Michael Jackson's Thriller, and are joined by recurring guest and Steven's mother: Lori.

    "Our Lady...At Peace"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2019 57:15


    In this episode pair discuss the people of Walmart, The Golden Girls, achieving inner peace, what is love, Lizzo, the keys to inner peace, Halloween Horror Nights, and a helpful beauty tip.

    "I LOVE THE EARLY 2000s!!!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 71:14


    In this episode, the pair is joined by their long time roommate TJ Harris. They discuss Mean Girls, Bring it On, Brokeback Mountain, Hit Clips, Wii, Aqua Dots, Super Soakers, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Laguna Beach, Gorillaz, Lady Gaga, Radiohead, Coldplay, The Killers, and play early 2000s trivia!

    "I LOVE THE 90's"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 69:00


    In this episode, the pair discuss 90's classics such as, Batman, Jurassic Park, Home Alone, Titanic, *NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, TLC, Whitney Houston, Barbie Girl, Saved By The Bell, Full House, Cher, Furby's, My Size Barbie, and much much more!

    "I LOVE THE 80's!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 64:31


    In this episode, Dylan and Steven discuss like, totally everything from the 1980's! Ghostbusters, Hair Bands, Movies, Music, Toys, Candy, even totally like Ecto Cooler Hi-C! Ugh, gag me with a spoon!

    "SOS: Double Mountain Emojis"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 62:23


    In this episode, the pair is joined by their new roommate Daxon. The three discuss gassing up your friends, connecting to art and having an emotional response, Toy Story 4, birthday celebrations and people who take pride in being mean."

    "5 Ways Not To Get Used"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 60:54


    In this episode, the pair discuss the 4th of July, Stranger Things, superpowers, important questions, and how to not get used.

    "LOOKING: MASC 4 MASC"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 61:01


    In this episode, the pair discuss masc 4 masc culture, Grindr, men who purposely distance themselves from feminine gays, internalized misogyny, insensitivity, and treating people with respect.

    "Laying Down in Poppy Fields"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 52:50


    In this episode, the pair discuss anxiety, depression, breaking the stigma of mental health, & The Wizard of Oz.

    "I Wanna Talk About Something.....Gay."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 58:56


    "In this episode the pair discuss, first experiences at gay bars, Pulse Nightclub, gay icon Judy Garland, and holding grudges."

    ".....Made With Parmesan Cheese...Featuring Ben Crane"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2019 57:28


    In this episode, the pair are joined by Ben Crane and they discuss LGBT Pride Month, The Stonewall Riots, Walking Away from Toxic Family, Giving Your Own Approval, Disney, and Embarrassing Moments.

    "Feelings Are Not Facts"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 64:41


    In this episode, the pair discuss apologies, feelings, facts, memorable moments at work, and silent champions.

    "Snakes In The Grass"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 50:09


    In this episode, the pair discuss exaggerating your place in someone else's life, snakes in the grass, chicken shit, and social media vs. reality in relationships.

    "Knock, Knock! Who's There? Destiny."

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 63:01


    In the season finale of Closet Talks, joined by Steven’s mother Lori, the three discuss manifesting your destiny, The Secret, mental health, daily affirmations, and how to deal with stressful situations by using self care and mental health days.

    "Masculinity? It's More Toxic Than You Think!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 52:30


    In this episode, the pair discuss toxic masculinity, accountability, Britney Spears meltdown, and existential crisis.

    "Billions of Dollars Later..."

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2019 55:07


    In this episode the pair discuss, major life changes, winning the lottery, finding happiness, and "current events".

    "Now Introducing: The Mother of the Party"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2019 62:06


    In this episode, the pair discuss Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Living Life in an Alternate Universe, and have an in-depth discussion with Steven's mother Lori about growing up and coming out.

    "Karma Keeps Receipts"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 57:41


    In this episode, the pair discuss Karma, The Golden Rule, Dad Jokes, Love Lost, and The 30 Day Music Challenge.

    "Everyone Is A Wizard Inside"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 62:05


    In this episode, the pair discuss Self Sabotage, Growing Old, Body Image, Antivaxers, and Their 5 Rules To Live By, and Being A Wizard.

    "A Party of One Is Still a Party"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 55:45


    In this episode, the pair discuss the new season of Netflix's Queer Eye, Transphobia, Self Sabotage, and Self Love Practices."

    "Scam Likely"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2019 48:44


    In this episode, the pair discuss living in Singapore, depression and anxiety, The Oscars, Lady Gaga, Cher, and Jussie Smollett's likely scam.

    "Life Is NOT A Dress Rehearsal"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2019 42:11


    In this episode, the pair discuss The Power of Pinesol, Kathy Buckley, Fake Heart Attacks, Witches Panties, Halsey, and The Wizard of Oz.

    "Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 40:08


    In this episode, the pair talk about Self Confidence, Self Love, Coming Out, RuPaul's Drag Race, and Bad Dates.

    "It's Nice to Be Nice"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 32:43


    In this episode, Dylan and Steven talk about Making Your Own Magic, Building Your Own Happiness, Fainting In Church, New York City, and The "F" Word.

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