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He's a mediator who thinks he's a comedian, she's a therapist who is hilarious without trying and they're both ready to give you solutions to those petty, stupid arguments we all deal with. Listen as this married couple take on a range of issues from how

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    • Oct 13, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 30 EPISODES


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    Hero Husbands And Surprise Baby Mama Drama

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 50:43


    This week we talk about a husband who is such a "hero" that after his wife divorced him because of his infidelity, her family blamed her for the marriage not working out. And in the second issue, we talk about a couple who after 8 years of marriage, he found out about his 4 year old child. Yep, that's not good math for him.

    Filteroff - A Better Way To Online Date

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 39:25


    Are you single? Are you sick of meeting someone, realizing you don't click immediately, but have to sit through an entire date anyway? Well we have a solution for you. In this weeks episode, we talk with the CEO of Filteroff, Zach Schleien. Filteroff is an online dating app where you go on several video dates with someone before meeting in person. It gives you an opportunity to go on a quick video date with someone, without the worry of wasting your time or money.

    Leaving Your Kid And My Wife Hates My Toy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 69:32


    This week Candice's brother is on the show as we talk about a mom who dumps her kid off with her sister and we discuss who is allowed to have a sex toy in a marriage. And yes, I realize it's a weird topic to discuss considering Candice's brother is on the show, but we do live in Alabama. Just kidding, it doesn't get that weird.This week we're sponsored by Newsly. Be sure to visit https://newsly.me to download their app. And use Offrails for a free premium membership for the first month.

    My Husband Doesnt Like Me And Crazy Pre Wedding Requests

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 68:53


    This week, we present to you a couple of issues people submitted from Reddit. The first issue, we talk about a couple who have one week off together every year, but her husband always seems to have plans come up unexpectedly during this time. And the second issue, let's just say, a bride to be has an issue with what she's being asked to show to her soon to be father in law.

    Felony Family And Weaponized Incompetence

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 56:06


    This week we talk about a girl who got to meet the cops the wrong way when she stole her family's car and they called the police. We also talk about a girlfriend who pretends to be helpless to get out of doing anything.

    Are You Really An Influencer And She's A Slob

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 56:01


    This week we discuss what to do when your girlfriends quest to be a social media influencer starts to interfere with daily life. We also give advice on how to address your girlfriends slobby tendencies before moving in together.

    Open Relationship Now Closed And Huffy Harassment

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 65:27


    This week we discuss why it's important to communicate before it's too late to close that open relationship and how one man on a huffy can ruin your experience studying abroad.

    Backup Plans, Mean Words And No Credit

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 54:03


    In this weeks episode, we discuss a guy who is ready for marriage but has a couple of women ready as backup plans, someone who gets offended after hearing about something a friend said 4 years ago and a girlfriend who is mad at her boyfriend because he doesn't have a credit card.

    Learning To Live Together And Transgender Athletes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2022 71:18


    This week, we answer a listener's question about how you go from being in a long distance relationship to living together. We also give our thoughts on a question we were asked on Twitter; how do we feel about transgender athletes competing once they've completed their transition.

    Bad Driving And Keeping Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2022 88:28


    This week, we're joined by Jason and Lisa from the podcast Designated Quizzers. They help us determine if women are actually bad drivers and if it's ever ok to keep a secret from your significant other.

    Criminal Checks And Swapping Sexes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 69:46


    This week, we have a couple of listener submissions asking us about doing background checks on potential boyfriends and what we would do if we could be the opposite sex for a month.

    Am I Ready For Marriage And Just Pick A Damn Place To Eat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 56:27


    In this episode we've been asked to discuss an item found on Redditt. Apparently someone can't figure out when it's the right time to get married. Funny thing though, this would be his second one. We're also asked how we knew it was the right time for us.We also talk about the dangers of trying to pick a place to eat when no one knows what they want, but they don't want anything that's being suggested.

    Eye Banging And Douche On A Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2022 59:23


    This week we discuss a husband who just can't seem to keep his eye off of every woman on the beach. Also, crazy as it sounds, we talk about a dude who joined the mile high club while the rest of the passengers watched.

    Dr Douchebag & Being Kidnapped By Your Spouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 77:59


    This week we discuss a step dad who puts his own "achievements" above his step daughters grief and a woman who is essentially kidnapped by her husband.

    Sinking Group Projects And My Sauces Should Be Free

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 60:19


    This week we discuss how to destroy a group project when not everyone is pulling their weight. We also talk about why extra sauce and salad dressing should be free.

    Dirty Dogs Aren't Free And Washers Aren't Gifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 41:53


    This week, we discuss if it's ok to keep a dog because it's not groomed properly and why washing machines may not make the best gifts for your wife.

    Documentary Recap Of The Deep End - Partial Patreon Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 18:04


    [Content Warning: Contains references to suicide and mental illness]We wanted to share part of the episode currently available on Patreon where we recap the Hulu documentary The Deep End. This documentary features Teal Swan, who is a self proclaimed "spiritual healer." The show starts out crazy and never stops. Come check it out and then head over to our Patreon. Patreon.com/cotrpod

    Gettin' Paid And What To Do When Your Fiance Is Jealous Of Your Daughter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 58:08


    This week we discuss if paying your kid to do chores is the right decision. We also take on a soon to be wife that is threatened by her soon to be step daughter, because according to this Bridezilla, no one should be prettier than the bride, even when they're a 14 year old girl.

    Playdates At 20 And Doggie Dealbreakers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2022 46:25


    This week we discuss what to do when you live with your parents, but they don't like seeing so many girls leave each morning. And we also talk about what to do when your wife dare ask you to help with the dog.

    ESP Is Required And You Better Have Ten Items Or Else

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 45:30


    This week, we discuss why some wives believe husbands should have ESP after being married for a certain amount of time. We also delve into how to confront people who use the 10 items or less lane when they are clearly over the limit.

    Cheating In Your Dreams And Being The Third Wheel In Your Own Apartment

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 55:26


    This week we discuss the perils of not being able to control your dreams and the consequences. We also discuss what to do when your roommate has a boyfriend who just won't leave.

    Handling Uppers And Doing It Before You Die

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 43:20


    This week we talk about how to handle those who feel the need to one up you in life and discuss making sure you do things before you die.

    Breaking Up Via Text As Told By Our 12 Year Old

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 67:06


    This week our 12 year old makes another appearance to explain how to break up with someone via text. You'll also learn what bug is best to use to ease their pain. We also discuss if someone should carry more weight in decision making if they make more and what to do if your best friend is trying to be a carbon copy of you.

    Butter Bowl Tupperware And I Don't Want Your Sandwich, B**ch!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2022 42:28


    This week we take on what the blanket policy should be on leftovers and how up and down is quite confusing for people.

    Wives Can Be Moms Too

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 46:58


    This week we discuss that all moms get gifts for Mother's Day, not just your mom. We also delve into the world of which family to visit on holidays. Good times for sure.

    Doing Chores And Our 12 Year Old Makes An Appearance

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 50:10


    In this episode we have a very special guest to help us decide the age old question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Good luck keeping up with the logic of our 12 year old.

    Divorce By DVR, Terrible Movies, And Boxes That Contain Resentment

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 57:42


    This week we discuss why you should consider your marriage before deleting shows off your DVR and why you should just watch the shows on her list. Also, you'll get a very honest and raw take on my wife's views on Apple, Netflix, and how picnic tables are not amenities.

    Trapped By Tucked In Sheets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 56:30


    Tines up or tines down, sheets trapping your spouse, and proper driving etiquette. Oh, and sorry Millennials, we're just kidding....sorta.Instagram: @cotr_podcastTwitter: @cotr_podcastEmail: cotrpodcast@gmail.com

    Corn on the Cob and Flipping Your Kids Popcorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 49:55


    This week we argue over GIFs or JIFs, the proper way to eat corn on the cob, and if it's ever ok to block your spouse from texting you. We also delve into the dangerous world of eating certain foods around people who hate to hear people eat and how not knowing your spouse's preferred brand of food could lead to serious complications in your marriage.Instagram: @cotr_podcastTwitter: @cotr_podcastEmail: cotrpodcast@gmail.com

    Toothpaste and Settlemates

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 42:28


    In today's episode you'll learn who we are, what type of marriage we have, and a few things we shouldn't have shared. We also take on the perils of sharing toothpaste, the importance of finding the right settlemate, why lying can be a good thing, and a whole lot more.Instagram: @cotr_podcastTwitter: @cotr_podcastEmail: cotrpodcast@gmail.com

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