Cool Breeze Podcast

Welcome back to another episode of the Cool Breeze podcast! In this week's episode, the Cool Boys discuss card games. Specifically, children's card games. On motorcycles. Carson and Adam teach the others about the Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon card games (which one is harder?), Braydon spills the tea on the leaked Spider-Man Funko Pop figures, James effortlessly does endgame content in Destiny solo, and Denis keeps getting weird livestreams on TikTok. New Confusing Yu-Gi-Oh rules: -James has a Wii -”Hot girls doing nothing” -Richard -”Pharaoh is a dirty cheater!” -Anything for family Thanks for listening! See you on the racetrack, card-gamers

Welcome back to another episode of the Cool Breeze Podcast; this week, the Cool Boys celebrate their 30th episode! With special guest Davin, they'll decipher ancient texts (re: drunken tier charts) and decide whether or not they agree with the rankings given on each. Be sure to check out Rococo Media on Instagram to see more of Davin (and Carson and Denis as well) and give them a follow! S-Plus Ranks include: -"Think about the slime" -B for Basic -James' Big Opinion -"For a lion she bad" -general princess knowledge Thanks for listening!

This week at the BIG STORE podcast, we're having a summer sale! The BIG STORE Boys are thrilled to bring you our lowest prices, ever! If you're looking for a deal, we've got it; save BIG on Carson's iPod Touch Gen 2, James' iPod Touch Gen 1, or even Braydon's iPod Nano! Looking for Chris Hansen on Cameo? BIG STORE's got that, too! Need the new album by Rihancé? Not sure if that exists, but we can sure check in the back. Come on down to BIG STORE, and save, save, save! Limited offers for the first 100 customers: -Ford Truck Horoscopes -Pride Month (happy month to all you LGBTQties) -Bullying your dad's bully -Resurrecting LimeWire -Holy Musical Batman! Thanks for listening to the BIG STORE podcast! Tune in next time for more great deals!

Hello! Welcome to the next installment of the "Cool Breeze Podcast" exercise-at-home tapes! The Cool Boys are thrilled to be your workout coaches and get you ready for summer; this week, we have Wii Sports (a classic) as a top contender in calorie burning. Following up that high-intensity workout, cool down on the delightful slopes in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games! Lastly, take a light jog through Skyrim and get to know why they keep re-releasing this game and why it has such a big audience. Optional Exercises: -Getting vaccinated (and making bets on whether Adam has it) -Discussing Will Smith's sons and their contributions to entertainment -Having Discord beef with a dancing robot -Forgetting your husband has class and not being able to record (sorry, Adam) -Solving baldness and circumcision Thank you for purchasing our exercise-at-home tapes, hope to see you next episode!

Here at the Cool Breeze Podcast, the Cool Boys (sans Braydon, we missed him!) are terrified! Did you know that polar bears are basically inescapable? That if they see you, they're not interested in subduing you as a threat and only as a meal? And we live in a country where polar bears exist. Thankfully, however, we don't have any hippopotamuses. Sound off on twitter with #CoolBreezeDebates: would you rather fight a polar bear? Or a hippo? Let us know. Mother nature's other deadliest threats: -Pokemon

When the rats are away the cats will play. This time on the Cool Breeze Podcast we are missing our beloved Adam and things go a bit awry without him there to guide us, I hope you don't plan on watching Grey's Anatomy anytime soon. Carson has a blockbuster movie pitch, Braydon has been diving down Grey's Anatomy rabbit hole (again) and James hasn't been watching tv. Other spoilers include: -What does Canada do when Toronto is out of ICU beds? -What has Carson been dreaming about? -Who's the longest-running actor on a single show? -Who won Total Drama Island?

On this week's episode of the Cool Breeze Podcast, things got hairy. With James pre-occupied (don't worry, not another taco night), the Cool Boys with Beards met to discuss important matters. What could be so important that they would record without James? Well, I'm not sure if you've heard, but Denis is quite the Tinder catch and has another story to share. On top of that, Braydon went full Mike and shaved his head! Clearly, without our James, the boys fall to shreds. Coping mechanisms to live without James: -investigating Pepsi's army from the 90's -eating Viagra-flavoured Gelato -recognizing James as the secret 4th member of the Kaus Dynasty -giving bad characters redemption arcs on television shows -Prince Philip (Taylor's Version) -becoming real anime connoisseurs and critiquing Naruto -listening (or choosing not) to Brockhampton, the best boy band since One Direction Thanks for listening! Have a great fortnight (not the video game, the two week period, but hey, get those victory royales)

Hello! Another 2 weeks, another episode of the Cool Breeze podcast. This episode, the Cool Boys get down and dirty in the Snyder cut; does Batman find Merlin's Sword? Did Aquaman really die halfway through the movie? And does the Flash land on Wonder Woman's boobs still? Tune in to find out! Lesser known Mother Boxes: -Carson's Big Adventure -Conversations that you know are dead but try to necromance anyways -Nintendo Labo…? -Justin TV and the Twitch Machine Content Warning! Please note, this episode does involve the discussion on some recent allegations made against internet personalities in regards to sexual assault and grooming. Here at the CBP we do not condone or tolerate any sort of assault made against others, and believe it important to listen to those who come forward. Thank you for listening, and have a great week :)

Howdy! Thanks for joining us for another episode of the Cool Breeze Podcast; on this week's episode, the Cool Boys get down and dirty discussing the narrative on "super straight" identities and how it's evolved to be more than a TikTok trend. Which conclusion do they come to?Tune in to find out, and thanks for listening! Topics of interest: -Burger King's whopper of a tweet -big box store employees hiding secret stock in the back (spoiler: they don't) -getting irrationally mad when people don't know where beans are -"Did you read the article? Or did you read the title?" -bad coupon decisions This is Adam from the Cool Breeze Podcast, and you're watching ☆*~Disney Channel~*☆

Hello, and welcome back to the Cool Breeze podcast! On this week's episode, the Cool Boys (sans Adam, the busy traitor) decide to open up about some serious issues. It's hard to talk about, but sometimes, you need to own your truth. What is it, you may ask? Well…. It's the fact that they're excited for Pokémon Brilliant Diamond, Shining Pearl, and Legends: Arceus. *phew* that was hard to talk about, but hey, it's out in the open. If you're a fan of Pokémon, know that you're not alone. We're in this together! Other difficult topics to talk about: -The Bachelor/ette -Too Hot to Handle -Dumb politicians and political theatrics -Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games -Rollerblade Law Enforcement -The Big Game™️ Thanks for listening! And stay schmeezin'

Saturday night… the time when magic feels real and your dreams are in your grasp. For me, it was like any other day; jon, sleep, gaming, the works. That is, until dinner. You see, my dad loves to make tacos. We're the kind of family where "Taco Tuesday" isn't just a white person day; it's a lifestyle. A religion! Anyways, just like every other day that week, we were having tacos. After a particularly busy day at work, I was absolutely famished. Customers were angry, shelves constantly needed to be stocked; it's a surprise I didn't just quit right then and there. Knowing tacos were on the other end definitely helped me get through the day, that's for sure. As I turned the corner to my street, I could see the neon taco sign start to light up in my yard (my father had it installed the other month, his taco frenzy reaching a peak). My mouth watering, I could feel my foot press harder on the gas to get home faster. I just couldn't wait! Running in the door, I could see my family just starting to eat. I ripped off my shoes, tossed the keys god knows where (thankfully I have my tile app so I could find them later), and sprinted full force to the table. "Hey, Braydon," my dad said, his plate full to the brim with tacos, "I'd ask you how your day was but I'm just about to eat some tacos. Remind me to ask you later! Love you, son." With those words, the nightly ritual began. After my father took the first bite, the rest of us began to dress our tacos with the toppings we liked. For me? Ketchup. Pure, sweet ketchup. The more the red sauce fell onto the meat in the crispy tortilla shell, the happier I was. I'll spare you the details of dinner, but just know it was fantastic. Just as I was finishing, my phone alarm went off. "Podcast time!" It said, over and over. Oh man! In my taco frenzy, I had nearly forgotten! I cleared my dish and started heading to my computer, but on the way, I could feel my stomach groaning. Maybe 11 tacos wasn't the right idea just before a recording. My intestines twisted and turned, the tacos irritating the delicate tissues. Oh no. I messaged the boys, 'Start without me, lads. I'll be a bit. The porcelain throne awaits it's king'. They gave me a thumbs up, and off I went. -100% real and non-fiction account of why Braydon appears about 30 minutes into the podcast Welcome back to the Cool Breeze podcast! On this episode, the Cool Boys talk about money (and lots of it), the odd procedures and rules of impeachment trials (we seen you, Madonna), and how sometimes fast and usually furious car movie franchises can get. Thanks for listening! See you next episode!

Another week, another episode; welcome back to the Cool Breeze podcast! This week, the Cool Boys discuss the fluctuation of stocks (and how billionaires rig the system), horribly horny Wish advertisements, walk-in clinics, and the many benefits of a good meditation session. Stocks to invest in: -battery money -cringy anime TikTok -a couple of sweet boys -thick thighs Thanks for listening!

2021. New year, same boys; welcome back to the Cool Breeze Podcast! In the inaugural episode of season 2, the Cool Boys get busy during Lockdown 2; from Netflix tv shows based on 80s movies to Scottish literary heroes hulking out, no topic is left untouched. Your government/Denis-assigned new years resolution may include: -Some ooky-spooky biblical angels -The Egg (and other high school short stories) -Romeo + Juliet -Bad cinematic wheelchair decisions Thanks again for listening! Don't forget to follow us on Twitter, and feel free to send in topics you want the Cool Boys to discuss.

Happy Holidays, and welcome to our super secret special awesome bonus episode! We don't want to spoil too much (you're in for a doozy) so sit back, grab your best set of headphones and listen to whatever the hell we recorded. Highlights: -Gay rights -Super Suits -Mike Wazowski' massive dumpy Thank you for listening to Season 1 of the Cool Breeze Podcast; you (yes, you) are the reason we get to have fun recording these. We hope you enjoy this bonus episode! See you in 2021

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! On this extra winter wonderland special, the Cool Boys have a fun gift exchange to spread some holiday cheer! No spoilers on the gifts here; tune in to listen to the fun and see what's inside. Last Minute Gift Ideas: Cyberpunk 2077 character choices Doctors giving the Big Snip Legally-sourced Christmas Snacks Be safe and stay warm! Stay tuned in the New Year for Season 2!

On this episode of the Cool Breeze podcast, Aunt May dies. That's right, she's gone. Passed away. Deceased. But that's old news; this week, the Cool Boys discuss pegging, interesting fashion choices, family reunions in hotel lobbies, and a whole lot more. We don't know how we got to most of the discussions, but it happened. See you on the pickleball court! Cool Boy Quotes to listen for: “Hit up the little piggies” “My a** crack is so ticklish” “Where's the third hole?” Thanks for listening!

Welcome back to our regularly scheduled podcast! After our ooky spooky interlude, we're ready to return to the normal world and get back to business. In this episode, the Cool Boys discuss politics! With the recent election having nearly finished in the US, they sit down to talk about the past 4 years and what could potentially be next, as well as some lessons in psychology from Professor Adam. Recounting votes on: -Denis fact checking -James vibing -Pavlov's Law (and dogs) -Oregon Thank you again so much for tuning in! Stay safe, and wear your mask, kids! NOTE: For legal reasons, Cool Breeze does not condone the selling, purchasing or use of illicit drugs (at least, the ones illegal in Canada and worldwide; check your local laws!)

Happy Hallowe'en! On this extra spooky episode, the Cool Boys discuss fate and fortune as they delve into the art of tarot. For those unaware, tarot readings are a way to look into questions and gain a deeper insight using a deck of 78 cards (ignore when Adam says 72) each with varying meanings. While some may view this as all just intuition, it's still fun and a great way to get into the ooky spooky kooky mood for the week of Hallowe'en! What the cards have in store for this episode: Betrayal Love Right Leg of the Forbidden One Thank you so much for listening, have a safe and happy Hallowe'en! See you in November!

Well, here we are in October; COVID-19 is still happening globally (alongside new restrictions in Ontario), the White House photographers don't know how to properly format, Minecraft Steve is in Smash, and the Cool Boys (minus Adam (he'll be back for the Hallowe'en Special)) are still here to entertain. On this episode, they discuss VR sex toys (what), cell phones having an acute sense of listening (say “Delissio Pan Pizza” near your phone and check those YouTube ads), Eragon (how did this come up? Can't wait to find out), and many other topics. Thanks for tuning in, and have a great Canadian Thanksgiving!

Getting sick of regular Halloween costumes? Need to relax by a pool side regardless of the season? Here at the Cool Breeze podcast we understand you. Whether you're deciding which next gen console to pick up or wondering what life would be like if Kratos was a hot woman we're here for you. On this week's episode, the Cool Boys discuss more Halloween costumes, exercise tips for those going to gyms (covid-safe, of course), Denis' foot-like hand, and many more topics! Follow us on Twitter at @CoolBreezeCast and subscribe if you like what you hear! Thanks for listening, and have a Cool Day.

This week, the Cool Boys discuss almost too many topics; from living in bunkers (a la 'Blast from the Past') to a questionable sense of throuple costumes, the conversation takes more twists than a bad sci-fi thriller. For your consideration: -Rudy the Treat King -"Bing is a himbo thing" -Braydon gets left behind -Mario teaches you about growing up Thanks for listening!

On this week's episode, the Cool Boys (sans Carson) discuss men's health (and the lack thereof in discussions in many social circles). It's important to make notes of when your mental or physical health may be in jeopardy, but a decent amount of time many cisgender men refuse to seek help; we here at Cool Breeze say that's 100% okay to go out and get checked up, or if something is bothering please feel free to talk openly with your healthcare professional or someone you trust that can help! In other news: -Braydon forgets about the podcast -James makes confusing absurdist YouTube videos -Denis gets bullied (and talks about men's health) -Steam games are refunded -Adam conducts a friendly trivia game about strokes Thanks for listening! Don't forget to subscribe and follow us on Twitter! Again, whichever gender you identify as, please make sure to keep yourself healthy! And to those cisgender men who may be afraid to talk to your doctor, just give that call you've been meaning to make.

On this week's episode, the Cool Boys start cooking with oil (olive, to be specific). The topics fly from one to the next at breakneck speeds and, yet, somehow still come out the other side still flowing (unlike Denis' gas line). From The 40 Year Old Virgin: The Musical to Pokédialer, stay tuned to hear it all! Important notes: James takes the Skyburner's Oath Adam gets doxxed Denis gets bullied (sorry, Denis) Carson explains why he's shiny Braydon cooks Desmond's Doritos Enjoy! Don't forget to tweet your thoughts about the episode, and let us know of any future topics you'd like to hear discussed.

On today's episode, the Cool Boys discuss vacations and parallels; from getting so lost in Europe that farmers take pity on you and decide to give you tours to doing unspeakable acts on another person's footwear (don't worry, we talk about it), you're in for a wild ride on Braydon's European Extravaganza! Topics of note: -anime conventions vs unicycle championships -judging UFC vs judging literally anything else -the fascinating multiple uses of bean bag chairs And so much more! After listening, sound off on Twitter (@CoolBreezeCast) if you're #TeamBraydon or #TeamDenis (it'll make sense) and give us a follow. Thanks for tuning in!

On this episode, the Cool Boys take a moment to celebrate Pride and what it means for them and others, but to also discuss sexual misconduct within video game communities; it's important that we support the victims who've spoken out on their abuse and continue to do so moving forward. Other topics include: COVID-19 guidelines, H2N2, and the problem of revealing too much in trailers.

"I can't breathe." On May 25, 2020, George Floyd was murdered in Minneapolis. His neck was knelt on for 7 minutes and 46 seconds (although early reports indicated 8 minutes 46 seconds, it was later adjusted). His death resulted in worldwide protests which are ongoing to this day. Here at Cool Breeze, we believe that Black Lives Matter and are worth fighting for. The discussion in this episode revolves around systemic racism, police brutality, and other related issues. We want to not only inform you, our listeners, of the movement, but make an effort to help as much as we can. Please listen, educate yourself if you need, and help out wherever you can. It's a tough fight, but with everybody working together we can, we have, and we will continue to make change. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

The Cool Boys take the trail up Fox Mountain taking all the wrong turns. The conversation hike leads us to Pokemon, movie inspired food and Bionicles among other topics. Lace up your hiking shoes for this bumpy journey. Music by: https://www.bensound.com/

*DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded before recent events involving Shane Dawson, we do not support him or his actions* Whether you're a fan of ketchup on hot dogs (or everything) and catching up on Netflix, the Cool Boys are here to roast you regardless. Missing Adam for this episode, they discuss the aforementioned topics as well as Vine, YouTube and creators switching platforms and styles. Music by: https://www.bensound.com/

The boys gear up for travel in this episode. With pit stops such in fashion, ideal vacation spots, paying to see, Adam's K-pop dance group and the finale of Denis the Homewrecker it is sure to be a wild ride.

The Cool Boys are back, and their conversation is about to take more left turns than a Nascar race. Topics may or may not include: what to do if you're accidentally a home wrecker, the little known secrets of the Amish mafia, WWE finishing moves and Sasuke Uchicha. Do they connect? Are they PG-13? And what does all of this have to do with a Disney/Pixar's Cars tabletop RPG? Tune in to find out!

Tired of Zoom calls? Have an hour to spare? Join the Cool Boys on their discussion of original Netflix documentaries, COVID essentials, wild dreams, and mysterious cooking choices that may or may not be crimes against a higher power.