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On a new Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony go through updates with non-playoff teams, then dive into the Oilers getting swept, the Battle of Florida, and more playoff news, before finally diving into Jack Eichel speculation! Subscribe to us and never miss an episode!
On the new Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: Jake Virtanen sexual misconduct allegations // Tom Wilson goes unsuspended for slamming Artemiy Panarin to the ground // Heartbreaking: The Worst Owner You Know Made a Good Point // Cancel Culture coming for George Parros // Jeff Gorton and John Davidson fired by NY Rangers // What happens next with Patrik Laine and the Columbus Blue Jackets? // Early returns on the Trade Deadline Sorry this was late! We'll be back to talk Jack Eichel and the playoffs very soon.
On this week's episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: The NHL trying to get Vancouver to play an inhuman schedule // Solidarity with the fight for police abolition in the wake of Daunte Wright's murder // Toronto Six coach Digit Murphy's association with a TERF organization // 2021 Trade Deadline // Isles made a good addition with Kyle Palmeiri // Boston stole Taylor Hall // Did Stevie Y win the Anthony Mantha deal? // Non-movers like Anaheim, Arizona, and St. Louis Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode.
Justin Morissette of SportsNet 650 and Locked On Canucks to discuss the NHL failing Vancouver as a particularly brutal COVID outbreak swept the locker room. We also talked about Tim Peel, Elias Pettersson and Quinn Hughes struggling, Thatcher Demko's new contract, and Jim Benning's expiration date coming quick. If you're wondering why Kevin called Justin a hero, you can read his story here. Justin's recovery has been a long road, but we're cheering him on through every victory. Subscribe to us and never miss an episode!
On this edition of Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discuss: Ralph Kruger gets fired into the sun // How badly have the Sabres wasted Jack Eichel // Best trade partners in an Eichel deal // Calgary fires Geoff Ward, hires Darryl Sutter // ESPN's new TV deal with the NHL // The Flyera pooping the bed // Trade Deadline Preview Subscribe and never miss an episode!
Today on Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discussed: Post Malone's Hootie and the Blowfish cover // New Pokemon Hopes and Dreams // Artemi Panarin takes leave of absence // Jeff Skinner benched in Buffalo // Ralph Krueger on the hot seat // The LA Kings are frauds Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On today's episode, Tony and Kevin discuss Arizona being run by Small Business Tyrants, the Nashville Predators sucking and what could fix them (other than throwing David Poile into the sun), Florida actually getting to a good start, debating over whether St. Louis is a contender or pretender, and more! Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
Today on Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discuss the NWHL shutting down their bubble season due to COVID, more NHL teams being sidelined (some after the recording), the Laine for PLD trade, Pittsburgh's GM shakeup, Tony D getting waived and more! Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discuss: Jack Hughes' hot start // Mike Babcock on NBC // More like PR Lebrun // The HDA and NHL's split detailed in Sports Illustrated // The AHL's financial issues // COVID around the NHL // Who's hot starts are good, and which teams are frauds Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
Laura Saba of Locked on Canadiens joins us this week for our final Division Preview! Give Laura a Favorable Mortgage // The All-Canada Division // Are the Senators even worse this year? // Montreal doubles down on depth // Shouldn't Vancouver be way better? // Is this Calgary's last shot to make a run for a while? // What happens to Patrik Laine and the Winnipeg Jets? // How does this Division affect The Leafs? // Oh, shit, we gotta talk about Edmonton Subscribe and never miss an episode!
Sean Gentille joins Tony and Kevin to preview the East Division, including: Bean Dad // The NHL Got the East Division Right // Even the Bottom Feeders are Tough // New Jersey's Weird Construction // Buffalo's Offense Looks Good // How Does NYR use Lafreniere? // Rangers are a Dark Horse // The Islanders: Still Existing Since 1985 // Losing Jack Johnson Adds Wins // Can Everything Break Right for Philly Again? // Ovechkin's Never Catching Gretzky Now // Is Boston Still the Best Team? // Our Predictions Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
WARNING: This episode was recorded before Christmas, before Nashville signed Mikael Granlund and Erik Haula and Tampa announced Kucherov would be out for the regular season. Alison Lukan of Too Many Men joins us today to discuss the new-look Central Division. What happens with Tampa before the season? Who in the middle (Columbus, Dallas, Florida and Nashville) can make the playoffs? Will Detroit rise to, like, 29th? Find out! Subscribe to never miss an episode!
Sheng Peng of San Jose Hockey Now previews the Pacific Division with us, discussing: San Jose's range of outcomes LA's rebuild progress report Is Anaheim further along than LA? Do we have to care about Arizona? Vegas' cap troubles Is Minnesota decent or nah? Colorado the juggernaut How far behind Colorado and Vegas is St. Louis? Subscribe to listen to every episode!
On this episode we talk about returning to play again, the pitfalls surrounding it, the new division alignment, and more. Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On today's episode, Tony and Kevin look at the NHL's reaction to the US Election, recap a buncha signings, and discuss Mitchell Miller getting dropped by the NHL.
On this episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin break down each team's moves in Free Agency. Taylor Hall! Alex Pietrangelo! Colorado gets deeper! We talk winners, losers, in betweens! We soar as high as a crow! Subscribe to Kevin's video game newsletter at obviousgrift.substack.com! Check out our friends at Southpaws Sports as they launch their new show!
On this jam-packed episode of Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony take you through the draft, agreeing that LA, Carolina and Toronto did great, Ottawa did poorly, and debate over New Jersey. We talk about a TON of picks in the first round, so don't be discouraged if your favorite team doesn't make the headlines. We then go through trade season, buyout season, the Hockey Diversity Alliance, and more! Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's episode, Kevin and Tony discuss new GMs in Florida and Arizona, the Stanley Cup Final featuring Dallas and Tampa Bay, Alex Pietrangelo going to hit free agency, a bunch of trades and signings, as well as confusing moves from Montreal and Minnesota. Subscribe to the show to never miss an episode!
We go across the Atlantic on this special NHL Draft Edition of Corncob Hockey! Tobias Pettersson of The Prospect Network joins us to discuss a very deep and Euro-heavy NHL Draft! Find out why Tim Stutzle is overrated. Hear how Lucas Raymond could be the 2020 Draft's best player. Is Anton Lundell a top-5 prospect in this draft? And get ready to hear why your team should be thrilled when they draft Jan Mysak!
On today's episode, Kevin and Tony discuss the Rangers winning the draft lottery, Dale Tallon out in Florida, an early offseason for Toronto as well as six other qualifying round losers. Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's episode, Tony and Kevin talk about Matt Dumba's speech before the playoffs, John Chayka's departure from Minnesota, and where the Adrian Dater tweets about Connor McDavid rank among the worst hockey tweets of all time. Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On today's episode, James O'Brien (@CycleLikeSedins) of NBC's ProHockeyTalk.com joins us to discuss the Seattle Kraken reveal, Oskar Lindblom's three-year extension with Philadelphia, and then we preview every series in the Qualifying Round of the playoffs! Subscribe to us and never miss an episode!
On this week's episode, Tony and Kevin discussed: Devils Hire Tom Fitzgerald as GM, Lindy Ruff as coach // Can Ruff be trusted to develop Jack Hughes? // Minnesota Wild Hires Judd Brackett as Head Scout, Dean Evason as coach // Kirill Kaprizov, Alexander Romanov, and Ilya Sorokin sign // Chris Pronger leaves Florida Front Office // GM Eric Trump // Brock Boeser trade rumors // COVID update // Why won't NHL protect at-risk players from themselves? Subscribe to never miss an episode!
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: Nobody won the Draft Lottery - what went wrong? // What does LA do at Pick 2? // Ottawa's best-case scenario with Picks 3 and 5 // Where does Detroit go from here? // Is tanking really that big of a problem? // The NHL's Return to Play scheme // The pretty big risks of coming back // The pretty meager rewards the players get for coming back Subscribe to never miss an episode! We'll see you soon!
On today's Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discuss the Black Lives Matter protests, the newly-formed Hockey Diversity Alliance, Dan Carcillo filing a class-action lawsuit alleging abuse against the CHL, the Pegulas firing everyone in Buffalo, when Jack Eichel will demand a trade, Peter Laviolette being the favorite to coach New Jersey, and Return to Play concerns. We'll be back with a Draft Lottery Preview next week.
Adam (@CrappyOats) of Southpaws Sports and Means TV joins us today to discuss: Solidarity with Protesters in Minneapolis // Jeremy Roenick is woke now??? // The NHL's foolish return to play scheme // Jeff Blashill sticks around in Detroit // Hockey hardos fucking up kids // What would be the funniest Jack Eichel trade? // Minnesota's very bad statement on Minneapolis // Subscribe to Means TV You can help Minnesota activists get out of jail with the Minneapolis Freedom Fund. Here's a Twitter thread outlining several places to donate, should you feel inclined. We'll see you soon.
On today's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: Barstool losing millions // Brendan Leipsic's gross DMs // The NHL moving the Draft to early June? // The playoffs are probably happening // Ranking our 5 favorite It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episodes Subscribe to never miss an episode!
On this week's Corncob Hockey: The NHL coming back in July? // The pitfalls of not cancelling the season // Marco Scandella extension // Joonas Korpisalo extension // Dustin Byfuglien released from contract // Mikhail Grigorenko to Columbus // Gerard Gallant Interviews with the Devils // Vikings Corner We'll be back in two weeks!
On this week's episode, John and Stefan from Blocked Party join the show to discuss the season being suspended, their Canucks and Leafs, respectively, remembering some (mostly dumb) guys, Dustin Penner becoming a QAnon guy, our hockey-related blocks, the horror of Canucks Twitter, and Blocked Party nemesis Steve Dangle. Subscribe to our show and never miss an episode!
On today's Corncob Hockey, we talk about the NHL being shut down, the owners having to be shamed into paying their workers, and the Stefon Diggs trade, because why not? Subscribe to listen to every episode!
We recap all the players and fine Italian meats that got swapped this trade deadline. Sorry this was late, we'll be back later this week.
On today's Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discussed: Bruce Boudreau's dismissal from Minnesota // Evander Kane vs. the Department of Player Safety // Andy Greene to NYI // Blake Coleman to Tampa // Tyler Toffoli to VAN // A bunch of OK defensemen for way-too-high-of-a-price! Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On today's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin cover: Toronto finds a goalie // The Jason Zucker Trade // Darnell Nurse's extension // Paul Maurice inexplicably gets extended // Should Arizona trade Taylor Hall? // Injuries, injuries, injuries Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin take a look at Dustin Byfuglien's future, where the Winnipeg Jets go from here, what St. Louis could do at the trade deadline, and then break down the playoff bubble. Who's in? Who's out? Find out!
On today's Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony hand out their midseason Cobbies, and debate the awards winners. They also talk about the Sharks losing Tomas Hertl for the season and what would happen if the Untitled Goose got in the mix of a Tkachuk/Kassian brawl.
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discuss: The Columbus Blue Jackets staying hot, in a playoff spot // Should we be worrying about the Leafs? // The Winnipeg Jets are very bad // Gritty on a rampage // Saying goodbye to Mr. Peanut Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode.
Megan of the Garbage Fire Podcast joins us to discuss garbage (the Edmonton Oilers), fire (firings of Ray Shero, Gerard Gallant), the Women's Hockey 3-on-3 tournament at the NHL All-Star Game, Nicklas Backstrom being a better agent than Drew Doughty, and the joy of being included in a Douchebag Fan Bracket. Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: Minnesota Vikings Corner // Canada wins gold // Did Yaroslav Askarov hurt his draft stock? // Alexis Lafreniere wins MVP // Buffalo trades for Michael Frolik // Ilya Kovalchuk to Montreal // Jim Montgomery announces he'll go to rehab // Nashville fires Peter Laviolette, hires John Hynes // Is Nashville still in a competitive window? // Rasmus Andersson signs a 6-year contract // Justin Williams signs with Carolina // What would we get Cole Caufield for his birthday? // Is Nico Hischier the greatest ever? Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
Topics for the first 2020 episode of Corncob Hockey: New Year's Resolutions? // Leave the Horny in 2019 (Anthony Beauvillier and Jeremy Roenick) // Team USA eliminated early in the WJC (Will have more updates next episode) // Barrett Hayton controversy // Columbus Controversies // Winter Classic // Corey Perry's hit on Ryan Ellis // Minnesota gets the Winter Classic in 2021 // The Pacific Division is Bad // Knives Out For McDavid // All-Star Selections // Montreal Shuffles the Deck Chairs on their defense Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
Jake Baskin returns to Corncob Hockey to help Tony and Kevin preview the 2020 World Junior Championship. Topics discussed are: Sweden's unbelievable preliminary streak // Sweden's competing streak of futility // Is Finland going to go through a down year? // Can Switzerland find a way to surprise? // Do we know anyone on Slovakia and Kazakhstan? // Germany being surprisingly talented this year // Previewing the hosting Czech team // The Russians being very deep // Can Yaroslav Askarov improve his draft stock? // Canada's always strong team // Will Alexis Lafreniere and Quinton Byfield be relied on? // Breaking down Team USA, which has half of the 2019 Draft // World Juniors Predictions // Mat Barzal talk Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: The Taylor Hall Trade // What prospects did the Devils get? // Is this trade worse than Ottawa's Erik Karlsson Trade? // What happens to Ray Shero? // Being nice to John Chayka for once // Is Arizona ready to contend in the West? // Peter DeBoer fired, can the Sharks come back? // ESPN's Top-100 Players of the Decade // Is Connor McDavid the second-best player of the decade? // Jonathan Toews, actually properly rated??? // Should Joe Thornton have been higher? // What to do with Tim Thomas' career? Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: Jim Montgomery's firing // Nikita Zaitsev allegations // Gary Bettman's statement addressing abuse // Calgary Stadium Deal // Michael McLeod's development in New Jersey // More Taylor Hall rumors // The Flyera succeeding // Funniest landing spots for John Hynes // A call to action for Gritty
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed: John Hynes out in New Jersey // What does Kevin want to see in the next coach? // What happens to Taylor Hall now? // No NHL for Jesse Puljujarvi // Akim Aliu meets with Gary Bettman // Robin Lehner's comments // Charlie Coyle's extension // What's wrong with Jake Gardiner? // St. Louis relying on Jordan Binnington Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discussed the Bill Peters situation (he has since been removed from Calgary's bench), Mike Babcock and Mitch Marner, the Robert Bortuzzo suspension, Nashville's struggles, San Jose's surge, Jack Eichel breaking out, and whether Jesse Puljujarvi will play in the NHL this year. Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode. Follow us on Twitter @CorncobHockey.
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin discuss: Pokemon Sword/Shield Impressions (Skip to 9:30 for no spoilers) // The Spitting Guy // BOFAing a former NHL player // Don Cherry's new podcast // Standing with Ramina // Mike Babcock fired as Leafs coach-- What does this mean for the Leafs? // Can the Leafs recover from their slow start? // What's next for Babcock // Cory Schneider waived // The Central reasserting itself You can listen to the Locked On NHL podcast where Ramina discusses her experience with the Don Cherry chuds. Follow @CorncobHockey on Twitter, and subscribe to us to never miss an episode!
On this episode of Corncob Hockey, The Athletic's Alison Lukan joins Tony and Kevin to talk: Don Cherry's firing from Hockey Night in Canada // Where do the Columbus Blue Jackets go after their top players left? // Columbus' doing the shot quality // Pierre-Luc Dubois stepping up // Nick Foligno's suspension // Can Columbus avoid the mushy middle? // Zach Werenski and Seth Jones, the Twin Rovers // Combining analytics and beat writing // Appreciating Cam Atkinson and Boone Jenner // Life on the road // The NHL vs. College Hockey And more! Follow us on Twitter @CorncobHockey! You can read Arpon Basu's article on Don Cherry on The Athletic
On this week's Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discussed: Drew Doughty getting mis-quoted // The Hockey Men going after Arizona // Vancouver giving up a 3-on-0 in overtime // Austin Watson signs with the Predators // Kaapo Kakko is the worst player in the league // Early GAR returns // New York Islanders on another run // Looking at Taylor Hall Trade Destinations that aren't Colorado Follow us on Twitter @CorncobHockey! Subscribe to Corncob Hockey to never miss an episode!
On this week's episode of Corncob Hockey, Kevin and Tony discussed: Halloween in the NHL // RIPspin // The NHL starting a women's league? // Roman Josi's contract // Coaches on the hot seat // How high is too high to draft a goalie? // Are the Avs or Blues in trouble with injuries? // Erik Gudbranson traded to Anaheim Follow Corncob Hockey on Twitter. Subscribe to the show and never miss an episode!
This week on Corncob Hockey, we're joined by Tony Boswell of the great Minion Death Cult podcast! We discuss: Jack Hughes' first NHL goal // Gritty being horny on main // Cival War Umpires // Bizarre incidents in the KHL // Nico Hischier's contract // Brian Boyle and Chris Stewart signing // Luca Sbisa getting signed by Anaheim, then claimed by Winnipeg // The Anaheim Ducks' hot start // Who can we make fun of in Anaheim now that Corey Perry's gone // The next young wave of talent in Anaheim If you're on the West Coast, make sure to check out Minion Death Cult's Tour with Street Fight Radio. If you want to try Minion Death Cult, here's my favorite episode. Thanks so much for listening! Follow us on Twitter (@CorncobHockey) and subscribe to our show so that you never miss an episode!
On this episode of Corncob Hockey, Tony and Kevin tackle the teams off to the slowest starts in the league, then turn their attention to the teams on top of the standings. Who is real? Who's a mirage? And who's just plain bad? We also discuss the Blues visiting the White House, the Vikings, and Canadian Politics! Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!
On this week's Corncob Hockey: Drew Doughty gets owned by Matthew Tkachuk // Brayden Schenn's extension // Is Peter Chiarelli ruining the Blues? // Vladislav Namestnikov to Ottawa // Can Patrick Marleau help the Sharks? // Are the Penguins in trouble? // Who is fucking up more, Peter DeBoer or John Hynes? // What hockey narrative do we wish would go away forever? Subscribe to Corncob Hockey and never miss an episode!