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A humorous and hopefully helpful look at the English language. If you follow me on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube you already know what this podcast is about. In this podcast we will have fun with the English language. You will learn pronunciation tips, grammar rules and how to improve your English. Listen, learn, hopefully laugh and practice your English fluency skills! Come on!

SL Rockfish


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    How to Use the Phrasal Verb: COME UP WITH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 2:34


    Master the Phrasal Verb: COME UP WITH

    Why “Pizza” Sounds Like That (English Makes NO Sense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2026 3:22


    Why does pizza end with a /ts/ sound? Because English steals words and keeps the chaos. A fun, short episode explaining borrowed words and weird English pronunciation.#EnglishFun #LearnEnglish #EnglishMakesNoSense

    Stop Saying “I Need Help” – Sound More Confident at Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2026 3:04


    Want to sound more confident in English at work? Learn a simple phrase upgrade that makes you sound professional, capable, and ready to learn — without changing your message.#WorkEnglish #ProfessionalEnglish #ESLConfidence

    Rock or Lock? Master the /R/ vs /L/ Sounds in English

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 3:25


    Struggling with rock and lock? You're not alone. This Pronunciation Tuesday episode trains your tongue to clearly hear and produce the /r/ and /l/ sounds — two of the most difficult sounds for English learners.#PronunciationPractice #ESLPronunciation #SpeakEnglish #EnglishSounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 3:25


    Learn how to use the phrasal verb look into like a native speaker. This episode explains the meaning, common workplace uses, and real examples so you can sound professional and confident at work.#PhrasalVerbs #BusinessEnglish #ESLListening #EnglishAtWork

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 2:51


    What does spill the beans really mean? In this quick ESL lesson, you'll learn the meaning, how native speakers use it, and how to sound natural when talking about secrets and surprises. Perfect for intermediate English learners who want to understand idioms without confusion.Tags / Hashtags:English idioms, ESL podcast, learn English fast, English expressions, ESL listening#ESL #EnglishIdioms #LearnEnglish #EnglishPodcast #SpillTheBeans

    What's the Difference Between Loose and Lose?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2026 3:02


    English spelling is chaotic—and one small letter can completely change meaning.In this episode, you'll learn the difference between lose vs loose, plus pronunciation tricks to help you hear (and say!) the difference clearly.If spelling and pronunciation confuse you, this episode is for you.#EnglishMakesNoSense #EnglishPronunciation #LoseVsLoose #ESLTips #SpeakEnglishClearly

    Quiet or Quite. One Letter Changes Everything!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2026 2:43


    English spelling is chaotic—and one small letter can completely change meaning.In this episode, you'll learn the difference between quiet vs quite and, plus pronunciation tricks to help you hear (and say!) the difference clearly.If spelling and pronunciation confuse you, this episode is for you.#EnglishMakesNoSense #EnglishPronunciation #LoseVsLoose #QuietVsQuite #ESLTips #SpeakEnglishClearly

    Bring vs Take: Think About Location

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2026 2:19


    Now let's talk about bring and take.Think location.Bring moves something toward the speaker.Bring your laptop to the meeting.Take moves something away.Take this folder home.If it's coming to me → bring.If it's going away → take.English loves directions. It just forgets to explain them.#EnglishMakesNoSense #ESLLearners #EnglishVerbs #BorrowVsLend #BringVsTake #LearnEnglishDaily #EnglishGrammar

    When to Use Borrow vs Lend?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2025 2:25


    Have you ever said, “Can you borrow me a pen?”You're not alone.In this episode, we clear up two words that confuse ESL learners because English cares a LOT about direction. Learn when to use borrow vs lend with simple rules that finally make sense.

    Hear vs Listen; Which One Should You Use?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 2:30


    Do you hear English—or actually listen to it?In this episode of English Makes No Sense, I break down two of the most confusing everyday English words for ESL learners. You'll learn the real differences, simple rules, and examples you can use immediately at work, school, and in daily conversations.Short words. Big confusion. Let's fix it.#EnglishMakesNoSense #LearnEnglish #ESLPodcast #EnglishVocabulary #SayVsTell #HearVsListen #EnglishTips #SpeakEnglish

    Say or Tell? Which Should You Use?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 2:36


    In this episode of English Makes No Sense, we break down two of the most confusing everyday English words for ESL learners. You'll learn the real differences, simple rules, and examples you can use immediately at work, school, and in daily conversations.Short words. Big confusion. Let's fix it.ESL podcast, confusing English words, say vs tell, hear vs listen, learn English podcast, English listening skills, ESL vocabulary, English mistakes, American English#EnglishMakesNoSense #LearnEnglish #ESLPodcast #EnglishVocabulary #SayVsTell #EnglishTips #SpeakEnglishSEO TagsHashtags

    10 Confusing English Word Pairs ESL Learners Always Mix Up (With Examples!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2025 13:55


    Do you ever stop mid-sentence and think, “Is this the right word?”You're not alone — and it's not your fault.In this 10-minute ESL podcast episode, we break down the top 10 most confusing English word pairs for ESL learners and explain them in a way that finally makes sense.In this episode, you'll learn:✔️ The meaning of each word✔️ The part of speech (noun, verb, adjective, etc.)✔️ Clear example sentences you can use immediately✔️ Simple rules to stop mixing these words up in real conversationsWe cover common problem pairs like:say vs tellhear vs listenmake vs doborrow vs lendbring vs takelose vs loose…and more.This episode is perfect for intermediate ESL learners (B1–B2) who want to:speak more confidentlyavoid common English mistakessound more natural in everyday and workplace conversations

    Don't Say "I Don't Know" Say This!: Workplace English

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2025 2:43


    Instead of: “I don't know.”Try: “Let me check on that and get back to you.”Professional. Polite. Confident.#BusinessEnglish #WorkplaceCommunication #ESLSkills

    Learn the Phrasal Verb: Keep Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2025 3:21


    Meaning: stay at the same speed or level.Example: “I can't keep up with English spelling!”Who can?!

    Learn the Most Important Sound in English: The Schwa!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 3:17


    The schwa /ə/ is in almost every sentence you say.About, pencil, support, problem…Let's make this tiny sound EASY.#Pronunciation #SchwaSound #LearnEnglish

    Idiom of the Day: Hit the Books!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 2:37


    No, you don't actually hit anything.It simply means: start studying!Perfect for students—and English learners too!#Idioms #StudyEnglish #ESLLesson #AmericanEnglish

    Why Do Americans Celebrate Ugly Sweater Day?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2025 10:06


    Why do Americans wear the ugliest sweaters they can find—and celebrate it?In this episode of English Makes No Sense, you'll learn the origin and history of Ugly Sweater Day, how it became a popular workplace tradition, and what it really means in American culture.This episode is perfect for:ESL learners (B1–B2)English students working in the U.S.Anyone confused by American holiday traditionsWorkplace English & cultural understanding

    How to Pronounce -OUGH Words

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2025 3:40


    Why do “tough,” “though,” “through,” and “thought” look related… but sound NOTHING alike?Because English is chaos. That's why.

    Learn Small Talk Starters

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2025 3:06


    Small Talk in English: EASY STARTERS”Try these:❄️ “How's your week going?”❄️ “Have you tried any new restaurants lately?”❄️ “What's keeping you busy these days?”#SmallTalk #RealLifeEnglish #SpeakConfidently

    Phrasal Verb Spotlight: FIGURE OUT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 2:31


    Meaning: to understand something or find a solution.Example: “I can't figure out why English has so MANY rules.”Same, friend. Same.

    "5 Words You're Probably Pronouncing Wrong”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 3:53


    ComfortableChocolateFebruaryIronClothesLet's fix them in 30 seconds. Ready?

    Workplace English Trick: SOFTEN Your Questions!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 2:56


    Workplace English Trick: SOFTEN Your Questions!”Instead of: “What do you mean?”Try: “Could you clarify that for me?”Same question… but much more professional.#BusinessEnglish #WorkplaceCommunication #ESLLearners

    Idioms That Americans ACTUALLY Use!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2025 2:57


    Want to sound more natural in English? Try these three idioms Americans actually use all the time.”

    Mini Pronunciation Lesson: The /TH/ Sound

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2025 2:59


    Do you know the difference between "Voiced" and "Unvoiced" TH- ? After this episode you will. Put your tongue between your teeth.Now blow air gently: θ.Congrats — you're doing the “unvoiced TH”!#PronunciationPractice #EnglishPronunciation #SpeakClearly

    “Stop Saying ‘I Don't Understand' — Try These Instead!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 2:50


    n today's quick 2-minute episode of English Makes No Sense, we're leveling up your communication instantly! If you find yourself always saying “I don't understand,” this mini-lesson gives you three natural, confident alternatives that native speakers use every day.You'll learn how to say:

    Phrasal Verb of the Day: TURN OUT

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2025 2:35


    Turn out” can mean:✨ to result✨ to attend✨ to switch offOne tiny phrase… THREE meanings. Gotta love English!#PhrasalVerbs #ESLLesson #EnglishTeacher #LearnEnglishDaily

    English Words That TRICK You”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 3:31


    Why does “read” sound like reed AND red?Because English likes to keep you on your toes.

    Test Your English: Phrasal Verbs Re-Cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 3:21


    Test your knowledge of this week's phrasal verbs.

    2-Minute English Lesson: Phrasal Verb- Give Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2025 2:42


    What is another way to say, quit? Great question! That's today's esson. Listen ans to learn the phrasal verb, "Give Up". Don't give up on this podcast or on learning English!

    2-Minute English Lesson: Phrasal Verb "Catch Up"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2025 2:31


    Do you like to catch up with old friends? Maybe you like to catch up with a family member? Not sure what "catch up" means? Watch this video to understand its meanings and uses.☕ “Catch up” means meet and talk after time apart.Let's catch up on English today!

    2 Minute English Lesson: The Phrasal Verb: "Run Out Of"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2025 4:34


    Do you know the meaning of "Run Out of"? You don't? Well this episode is for you!

    2-Minute Lesson: Phrasal Verb: Make Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 2:47


    Did you know the phrasal verb "Make Up" has two meanings? You didn't? Well, you will after this episode!

    2-Minute English Lesson The Phrasal Verb: Come Across

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 2:22


    Have you ever come across something that caught you by surprise? In today's episode you will learn the meaning of the phrasal verb, "Come Across". We hear it all the time, but what exactly does it mean. Maybe this is the first time you have come across this channel! Watch and learn the meaning of this useful phrasal verb.

    2-Minute English Lesson Phrasal Verb "Get Along"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 2:59


    Can't we all just get along? Not sure what that means? Well, this episode is for you!

    2-Minute English Lessons Week #3 Re-cap

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2025 2:22


    Listen to this episode to review what we learned this week. Test your knowledge. Refresh your memory. Improve your English!

    2-Minute Englsih Lesson- Idiom: "In the Same Boat"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2025 2:35


    What does it mean to be in he same boat? What if you don't have a boat? What if you get motion sickness? It doesn't matter. In this episode you will learn the meaning of this often used idiom.#EnglishLearning #DailyEnglish #EnglishMakesNoSense

    2-Minute English Lesson: Idiom - "Cut Corners"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2025 2:27


    Are you someone who cuts corners? Not sure what it means? Well listen to this podcast episode to learn this fun idiom. Don't cut corners, listen to the whole thing!✂️ “Cut corners” = do something quickly or cheaply, but not well.Don't cut corners with your English!

    2 Minute English Lesson: Idiom-"Back to the Drawing Board"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2025 2:37


    25 Fun & Weird Thanksgiving Facts You Never Knew! | English & Culture for ESL Learners

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2025 13:18


    Ready to impress your friends, students, or family at Thanksgiving dinner? In this fun, fast, and fascinating episode of English Makes No Sense, we explore 25 surprising, hilarious, and little-known Thanksgiving facts — perfect for ESL learners, teachers, and anyone who loves American culture.Discover why only male turkeys gobble, how fast wild turkeys can run, why Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey on U.S. money, what foods were actually at the first Thanksgiving, and which classic holiday dish was created as a soup advertisement.We also dig into:

    2-Minute English Lesson-Idiom: "Keep Me Posted"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2025 2:13


    Want to learn a new idiom?

    2-Minute English Lesson- Idiom: "Think Outside the Box"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2025 2:10


    2-Minute English Lesson- Idiom-"Hit the Ground Running"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 2:39


    2-Minute English Re-Cap "Phrasal Verb Week"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2025 3:13


    2-Minute English Lesson: Phrasal Verb-Turn Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2025 2:13


    2-Minute English: Phrasal Verb-"Pick Up"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2025 3:02


    2-Minute English: Phrasal Verb: Run Into

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 2:39


    2-Minute English: Phrasal Verb-"Look After"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 2:31


    Improve Your English: Tongue Twister Challenge- Fun with Consonant Clusters (spr, str, br, tr)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2025 10:53


    Get ready to twist your tongue and boost your English pronunciation! In this fun and light-hearted episode of English Makes No Sense, we take on a Tongue Twister Challenge using some of the trickiest English consonant clusters: spr, str, br, and tr.Perfect for ESL learners, English students, and anyone who wants to improve speaking clarity, fluency, and confidence, this episode breaks down each consonant cluster through easy explanations and hilarious tongue twisters that will stretch your mouth and train your ear.You'll practice cluster pronunciation, learn how these sounds work in real English words, and test your skills with four original tongue twisters — all delivered in the fun and friendly English Makes No Sense voice.Whether you're learning English for work, school, or fun, this episode is packed with pronunciation practice, listening skills training, and lots of laughs.Let's twist, stretch, and speak English with confidence!#EnglishMakesNoSense #EMNS #LearnWithSLRockfish#TongueTwisterChallenge #EnglishTongueTwisters #ConsonantClusters #PronunciationPractice #SpeakClearly #EnglishSounds#ESLCommunity #StudyEnglish #LanguageLearning #PronunciationTips #FunEnglish

    2-Minute English Lesson: Phrasal Verb "Wake Up"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 1:40


    ☀️ Rise and shine! “Wake up” means to stop sleeping.Now… are you awake enough to learn English?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2025 2:18


    Which idiom was YOUR favorite?

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