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Harry Kane scores a header to get it back to 2-2, Haaland scores two, and Newcastle are second for a day. The boring Premier League returns after an exciting World Cup...

Harry Kane takes a penalty and scores, Harry Kane doesn't take a penalty that wasn't given and Harry Kane takes a penalty and misses.

Yoshida says he knew Germany or Spain would go out as he had seen the stats, Lukaku punches the dugout as he gets emotional, and Rashford's performance at the highest level delights the England fans on the road.

Sepp Blatter says it was mistake to hold the World Cup in Qatar, Ronaldo says it was a mistake to go back to Man United, and how much of a mistake was it to leave Ivan Toney out of the England squad?

England's lionesses roar to victory in the euros final, Liverpool sink their claws into City in the Community Shield and is Ronaldo now a stray cat?

Klopp's angels role Man City's stone away to reach their first FA cup semi final in ten years, Arsenal honour holy month by not acquiring any points since the new moon and the oil in Sean Dyche's lamp finally runs out.

Does it matter that Jordan Pickford has short arms? Does it matter that those Denmark defenders didn't really touch sterling's legs? Does it matter that someone shon a laser in schmeicals face No it does not

England beat Germany 2-0 at the Euros, England beat Germany 2-0 at the Euros and England beat Germany 2-0 at the Euros.

Pep and City leave Porto empty handed, Ancelloti leaves Everton for Real Madrid and Trent leaves Middlesborough with an injury.

It’s the end of Sheffield Utd in the Premier League, its end of Jose at Spurs and is it the end of football as we know it?

Should hugging be banned in goal celebrations? How long can Man United cling on on to top spot ? and does Dele Alli need a cuddle?

Jurgen Klopp watches his flock at the top this Christmas, is Big Sam a wise enough man for West Brom? and is Mikel Arteta a little donkey on a dusty road?

Have Everton got one hand on the Premier League trophy already? How red faced are Man Utd? How much space is needed between West Ham and David Moyes in order for them to keep winning and Liverpool and Villa break the rule of six.

Roy Hodsgon moans about the hand ball rule after his team concede a penalty, Steve Bruce moans about the hand ball rule after his team win a penalty and Jose Mourinho would prefer not to speak about the hand ball rule as he would rather give money to charity then pay the FA more money.... plus Jaspar has an exclusive piece of gossip.

The new Premier League season is almost upon us and important predictions must be made...how will Chelsea cope with all those new signings? How will Liverpool cope with no new signings and how will Lionel Messi cope with a rainy Tuesday night at Burnley?

The Champions League returns and a lot of has happened. But what has happened to Barcelona? What has happened to pep guardiola? And what has happened to the farmers league?

The longest ever premier league season comes to and end, Bournemouth and Watford's time in the top flight comes to an end and Leicesters time in the top four comes to an end. In Air Plane Repair returns after six months away!

Liverpool beat Jose’s Tottenham to break some records, City beat Villa and Sergio Augero breaks some records and after yet another defeat for Bournemouth is Eddie Howe a broken record?

Has Raul Jimenez ended Nicholas Otamendi’s career and with it Man City’s title hopes? Is Ole’s time at Old Trafford finally coming to an end and is it finally, after all these years, the end of Spurs?

Leicester beat Newcastle 5-0 in their best ever Premier League win, Manchester United draw with Arsenal meaning this is their worst ever Premier League start and Frank finally gets his first ever home win as Chelsea boss.

Who will prevail in the Man City - Liverpool Premier League title race face-off? Who will prevail in the Solskear, Lampard naive manager face off? and who will prevail in the Ozil, Kolasinac eastern European gang face off?

Man City are victorious in the greatest title race ever, Liverpool and Spurs are victorious in the greatest Champions League semi-finals ever and relegated Cardiff beat Man U two nil at Old Trafford.

Does anyone want to qualify for the Champions League next season? Does anyone want to finish in the top four this season and does anyone actually want to play in Europe’s elite completion because everyone knows Messi will just destroy you at some point anyway.

Spurs finally move in to their sexy new stadium, Ole finally gets the permeant job at Old Trafford, Huddersfield and Fulham are finally relegated and Gerard Deulefeu finally shows why he was once at Barcelona.

Jack Grealish gets punched, Chris Smalling gets shoved and Spurs top four hopes take another hit.

Kepa refuses to be substituted, Spurs still refuse to draw but they will always let you down and will new Fulham boss Scott Parker refuse to let his team go down without a fight? Guess the tweeter returns.

Man City are beaten by Newcastle, Klopp says Liverpool were beaten by snow and is Marizio Sarri a beaten man?

Liverpool and Wolves are victorious in seven goals thirllers at Anfield and Molenyeux, Man U beat Brighton in Ole Gunna solkjears seventh straight win since getting the job and a Harry Winks winner puts Fulham seven points a drift of saftey,

David de Gea leaves Spurs feeling frustrated after lots of world class saves, David Wagner leaves Huddersfield by mutual consent and Neil Warnock says we should leave the EU because to hell with the rest of the world.

2018 is pretty much over and 2019 is about to begin, Jose's reign is over and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's has just begun and Man City lose three out of their last four and so the title race is over or has it only just begun?

It’s Danny beginings to look a lot like a Christmas for Southampton as they beat Arsenal, City fans love Gabriel lord Jesus and they ask him to stay close by them forever and love them …and the winter frost is cruuuel for Jose Mourinho.

Chelsea beat City and so Liverpool go top. How much muscle is too much muscle and how long is an anaconda?

The gang review a weekend full of derbies and something about peter crouch being tall or whatever.

Man City beat Man U, Fulham sack their boss and Wayne Rooney bows out.

Arsenal provide more evidence to show they are really quite good, Fulham provide more evidence to show they are really quite bad and Man. United provide more evidence to show that they are only really quite good after they go behind to a team who are really quite bad.

Man City play spurs on an awful pitch etc etc.

The gang discuss the return of the Premier League after the international break.

City and Liverpool play out a stalemate of sorts, Man U come back against Newcastle and lots of other things are discussed...

West Ham beat Man U, Liverpool and Chelsea's partake in a pulsating encounter and Antonio Valencia likes the wrong photo.

The gang recap a busy week in football action. Hazard gets a late winner in the Carabao cup and there's more, more Mourinho and Pogba drama.

Liverpool victorious in the league and in Europe and Spurs lose in the league and in Europe. Chris Smalling has new hair.

The UEFA nations league begins and we play a quiz.

Spurs capitulate against Watford, Liverpool and Chelsea still winning and the Champions League draw is discussed.

Man United misery continues, Wolves look good and we play sex, sign sell with Liverpool's front three.

The premier league is back and so too are we! The gang discuss the opening games in all their glory, drama and scandal.

the gang discuss england's exit from the world cup and look ahead to the final.

in this episode the gang discuss football and the fact that it may be coming home. They cover the rest of the last sixteen ties, preview the quarters and there's also time for a brand new game of 'anything you can do I can do better'.

In this episode of the in air plane repair podcast the gang are joined by jaspar kawaja as we look back at the conclusion of the group stage and forward to the upcoming quarter final matchups

england wreck tunisian cheats, flies buzz , we reveal our hottie of the day and ask why footballers squirt water out of their bottles.