Jackie Watches Stuff

Jackie and Garrett (@GarrettChambers on Twitter) see their shadows...or do they?Must-know:- This happened yesterday- This happened yesterday- This happened yesterdayThis is the final episode of Jackie Watches Stuff. Thanks to all our awesome listeners and patrons! You can still hang out with Jackie on Twitch at twitch.tv/JackiePlaysStuff Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jennie (@JennieSaia on Twitter) feel Christmas all around them....come on and let it snow!Must-know:- Lots of fat jokes and a few creepy men- This IS a Christmas movie (but maybe a different type of Christmas?)- The best wedding photographer is one who is deeply in love with youFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesHang out with Jackie on Twitch at JackiePlaysStuffWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Amma (@ammamarfo on Twitter) learn to surf and also write a Dracula musicalMust-know:- SURPRISE this cast is spectacular- Warning: You WILL see Jason Segel's penis. Many times.- Three words: Dracula Puppet MusicalFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesHang out with Jackie on Twitch at JackiePlaysStuffWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

How do you like Jackie and Paul Horton's (@Paul_Horton45) apples?!?Must-know:- This episode is mostly Jackie and Paul doing Boston accents, sorry- You can be really, really smart but also really, really broken.- Go to therapy. The end.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesHang out with Jackie on Twitch at JackiePlaysStuffWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

DON'T CALL JACKIE AND ALAINA  STUPID!Must-know:- Romance-Heist is a genre now- Otto wins for the worst character of all time ever- Warning: This film may lead to excessive laughter and possible deathFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesHang out with Jackie on Twitch at JackiePlaysStuff We have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie Watches Stuffs started as a COVID project, and now that the country is going back to "normal," it means Jackie Watches Stuff is going to come to an end. A huge THANK YOU to our patrons and everyone else who made the show so amazing.You can still hang out with Jackie on Twitch at twitch.tv/JackiePlaysStuff. Patrons: You are eligible to get a free month's subscription to JackiePlaysStuff. If you're interested, send a message on Patreon or Twitter.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Bree (A big fan of Planned Parenthood – give here!) break into song at the end, because that makes sense?Must-know:Kaiser Soze is not a nice guy...whoops.So much implied violence!The whole movie could be a lie and Bree broke it open.This movie is 1 FPM (tm)Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie called in the experts on RomComs – Kristen and Ruth, hosts of The RomCom Games Podcast – to cover one of the classics.Must-know:- This is NOT pornography, but it is an adult RomCom- Harry does in fact meet Sally- If you're kissing your friend on the lips all the time...you may have romantic feelings for themFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesListen and subscribe to The RomCom Games wherever you find podcasts!We have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Katie (@OrrK8 on Twitter) break into song at the end, because that makes sense?Must-know:NORMALIZE VIRGINITY YO.If you like someone JUST TELL THEMWe love Paul Rudd but some parts in this movie were NOT GREAT, PAUL.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Matt Lyles (@MattRLyles on Twitter) are BAAAACK.Must-know:Matt broke Jackie Hair is not dead apparently (except Arnold's eyebrows?!?!)Kyle's penis is the real hero?Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Our patrons have exclusive access to a live episode each month – we like to call it Movie of the Month! This is a recording from our live show: Jackie Watches It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.If you want to get access to our other live episodes and join our next one (Jackie Watches Toy Story), join our Patreon at the "Movie Popcorn and Drink Combo" level: https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuffSee you on June 11 for season 5!We have MERCHHHH! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

As the final episode of our Tom Hanks season Jackie and Paul Horton (@Paul_Horton45 on Twitter) con basically everyone.Must-know:Carl is from Bosjerseyork, that's why he has that weird accentThis might actually be a Christmas movieThe real Frank didn't call the FBI....that'd be kinda silly.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Alaina McCreary (a big fan of the Girl Scouts – support them here!) open every single box that washes ashore.Chuck's ability to maintain logic when he was on an island for four years is the most unbelievable part of this film.Things that are missing: dialogue and PTSDThis film inspired a halfway decent Super Bowl commercial Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Garrett Chambers are really emotional.Must-know:The first 24 minutes of the movie are a very hard 24 minutes....but so is the rest of the filmNever take off your helmetIf Steven Speilberg calls and says he wants you in a movie, YOU

Jackie and Amma Marfo (@AmmaMarfo on Twitter) scream and cry at the Oneders concert.Must-Know:There's a timeline where Tom Everett Scott becomes  as successful as Tom HanksLenny is the MVP of this film (Liv Tyler helps too)Somehow this film has escaped becoming a broadway musical (or did it?)Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.We have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Sean Flynn (@wxgeek on Twitter) head to the moon...and make it back safely!Must-know: 13 may or may not be an unlucky numberMarilyn Lovell is the MVPMost space-jargon leads to sexual innuendoFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop hereSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jessica Fowler (who is a big fan of the Southwest Virginia Wildlife Center – support it!) start a shrimpin' business.Must-knows:Ok, maybe Jenny doesn't suckIce cream can solve anythingDon't look at the creepy deep fakes of past presidentsFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop here (https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuff)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

What?! A Jackie Watches Stuff on a Thursday that doesn't follow the show's typical naming convention?April Fools! We switched it up with The Black Case Diaries Podcast for a little prank on your earbuds. You can find The Black Case Diaries wherever you listen to podcasts, at blackcasediaries.com, on Twitter @BlackCaseDiary, and on Instagram @BlackCaseDiariesPodcast.This week we dive into a subject Adam has been waiting to discuss… Dinosaurs!!!! We know Adam has been periodically inserting facts about Jurassic Park in many of our other episodes, but this time we discuss the history of dinosaurs in film. We also talk about some of the most well-known and loved dinosaurs in these movies by ranking the top five.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Matt Lyles (@MattRLyles on Twitter and cinema blogger through COVID-19 on his blog Pandemic Flicks) travel back to the homophobic part of the 90's.Must-knows:"Would it make you more comfortable?"Opera can set you free The biggest mystery: What is Lisa Miller dressed as for Halloween?Read Matt's blog post about this fine film on his blog, Pandemic Flicks!Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesWe have merch!Shop here (https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuff)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Hillary Croce (@HilgarSays on Twitter) meet at the top of the Empire State Building and live happily ever after.Must-know:- If you hear a voice on the radio and ~feel~ something you should absolutely stalk that person- If you have news credentials you can break all the laws- Meg Ryan's hair deserves an awardFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatches We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Katie Orr join the All American Girls Professional Baseball League!Must-know:- THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL- Women can NOT play sports because it will make them "too masculine"- If you can slide to home in a skirt, you deserve all the awardsFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

It's season FOUR! We're celebrating Tom Hanks ALL. SEASON. LONG! First up is Big with Jackie's mom Lynda!Must-know:- The piano scene obviously- Sex with a 13 year old, even if he looks like an adult, is still creepy- If a guy has bunk beds and make you sleep on the bottom bunk that is a RED FLAG.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Our patrons have exclusive access to a live episode each month – we like to call it Movie of the Month! This is a recording from our live show: Jackie Watches Monty Python and the Holy Grail.If you want to get access to our other live episodes and join our next one (Jackie Watches Toy Story), join our Patreon at the "Movie Popcorn and Drink Combo" level: https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuffSee you on March 5 for season 4!We have MERCHHHH! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jeff Stevens (@kuratowa on Twitter) have a case of the Monday's.Must-know: - Michael Bolton is an ass-clown. - There is such a thing as "too little" flair. - If you could do that, that'd be greeeeat.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Bree Samson (a big fan of Planned Parenthood – give here!) feed Audrey II.Must-know:Ellen Greene is super talented and limiting her singing is a sinAudrey II is absolutely a scientific plant nameThe movie absolutely inspired this terrifying game.If you are feeding your plant human blood...STOP NOW.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Matt Leukheide (@Lueckheide on Twitter) go back to school...back to school....Must-know:This version of Adam Sandler is the worst version of Adam SandlerIt does not take an entire day to talk about chlorophyllAll's well that ends well for Mr. PenguinFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Garrett Chambers Triple Deke to win the Pee Wee Championship! Must-know: Quack...quack...quack...quack! Ducks, in fact, are INCREDIBLY violent towards other ducks This is basically a documentary about how seriously adults take Pee-Wee Hockey Support these two awesome orgs that Garrett loves: The Hockey Diversity Alliance and Girls and Women's Hockey Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches. This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek). We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Javier Leiva (host of the podcast Pretend) team up for the ultimate con. Must-know: Steve Martin in a speedo. May I use the bathroom? Thank you. You can be a good bad guy Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek) We have merch! Shop here. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jessica Fowler (who is a big fan of the Southwest Virginia Wildlife Center – support it!) are ridiculously good looking. Must-know: The song Relax is hypnotizing Two words: Dog. Wigs. Models are here to make us feel better Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek) We have merch! Shop here. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Paul Horton (@paul_horton45) celebrate Christmas with a classic....even though it was never supposed to be one.Must-know:You can visit the REAL Bedford Falls Being an unmarried woman is the WORST. POSSIBLE. FATE.Ernie and Bert are named after Ernie and Bert....or maybe they aren't.Jake the raven ("the crow" in the movie) has been in 1,000+ feature films. We here at Jackie Watches Stuff hope you had a great holiday season – whatever that looks like for you and your loved ones! Use this time to relax, recharge, and....review our podcast. ❤️❄️Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Hello! Happy holiday season! We have some special end-of-the-year announcements!First, we have a special gift for you – a Jackie Watches Stuff mini-series: Jackie Watches Hallmark Christmas Movies! You can access the three-episode series this week on our Patreon. It's available for patrons at all levels!Second, we're going to give 50% of all Patreon donations and subscriptions to the Triangle Community Foundation. The Triangle is where Jackie and Sean live (in Durham, NC), and the Foundation is making it a better place to live. Check out their website to learn more.Finally, we have four awesome Patreon tiers that give you REALLY COOL stuff! This includes shoutouts, early access to episodes, and invites to LIVE shows! Take a look at the tiers or give a custom pledge here.LinksTriangle Community Foundation: https://trianglecf.org/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/jackiewatchesstuff?Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Amma Marfo (@AmmaMarfo on Twitter and author extraordinaire) go back to high school - and the 90's - in this star-studded classic.Must-know:Have a direction in life besides 'toward the mall'It's one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties; quite another to be fried all dayAll our famous quotes are from CliffsNotes™.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesThis episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Matt Lyles (@MattRLyles on Twitter and cinema blogger through COVID-19 on his blog Pandemic Flicks) make it to Zihuatanejo (zi-wha-tah-NEIGH-ho).Must-know:You can go see Shawshank in Ohio...and maybe go in the pipes?Brooks is the most tragic character and deserves his own movieGet busy livin' or get busy dyin'Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Hey you guuuyyyyss! Jackie and Donna Talarico (donnatalarico on Twitter and founder of Hippocampus Magazine) never say die.Must-know:Keep to the right!It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!June 7 is Goonies Day In Astoria, Oregon. Celebrate accordingly!Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)We have merch! Shop here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/jackie-watches-stuffSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Our patrons have exclusive access to a live episode each month – we like to call it Movie of the Month! This is a recording from our August Movie of the Month episode: Jackie Watches Mean Girls. If you want to get access to our other live episodes and join our next one (Jackie Watches The Wizard of Oz), join our patreon at the "Movie Popcorn and Drink Combo" level: https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuffSee you on December 4 for season 3!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Paul Horton (@Paul_Horton45 on Twitter) have a much less passionate kiss than Buttercup and Westley.Must-know:- FRED SAVAGE IS SO CUTE AS A CHILD- You keep using that word....I do not think it means what you think it means- Suspend disbelief aside from the magic partsWatch celebs try to recreate The Princess Bride: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/06/the-princess-bride-homemade-fan-filmFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).That's a wrap on season two! We'll see you on December 4th!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jarrett Saia 'AINT AFRAID OF NO GHOST! Happy Halloween!Must-Know:- Everyone has a third mortgage these days.- Ghost sex scenes are weird. - If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Emilie Poplett (@epoplett on Twitter) go to Harvard Law. What, like it's hard?Must-know:- Bend and Snap is proven successful!- You don't need a man...especially if you're going to be a partner at a law firm by the time you're 30.- Elle Woods is the feminist icon we need right now.If you need to be pumped up right now, listen to Watch Me Shine, by Joanna Pacitti.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jon Croce (Krydamos on Twitch - check out his stream!) are...well, we can't talk about It.Must-know:- I am Jack's complete lack of surprise- Brad Pitt sacrificed his teeth. Was it worth it?- You probably missed every single Tyler Durden clue.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Jennie Saia check into the Beverly Wilshire looking rough, but come out looking FABULOUS!Must-know:- All of Vivian's dating moves are Jennie tested and approved- THREE. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.- If Julia Roberts could get her hair into a short wig, anything is possible.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches.This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Sean Flynn (our producer!) single-handedly intercept the world's quietest submarine.Must-know: - Sean Connery's Russian accent is just slightly off.- Never trust a captain with both keys - A fake radiation leak is sure to get everyone off a submarine.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches. This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Mel Van De Werfhorst (@melissavandew on Twitter) are surrounded by assholes! Must-know: - George Lucas loved this movie - Merchandising is key- The Schwartz in you! - Shields and Yarnell are amazing Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches. This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

For our final episode of Season One, Jackie and Jarrett Saia complete their Jedi training and defeat the Empire!Must know:Jedi training requires a lot of upper body strengthConsent is coolCGI ruined the original filmsThe "JACKIE WATCHES STUFF Fan Rendition of the Star Wars Theme" was written and composed by Sean Flynn, and performed by the JACKIE WATCHES STUFF House Band.The JACKIE WATCHES STUFF House Band is: Kazoo I: Sean FlynnKazoo II: Sean FlynnBass Kazoo I: Sean FlynnMarimba: Sean Flynn Half-moon tambourine: Sean FlynnMaraca: Sean FlynnLP Session Shaker: Sean FlynnFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesThis episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)We'll be back on September 18th for Season Two!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie becomes a Jedi thanks to Jarrett Saia!Must-know:Han shot first Jabba is not an actual hut C3PO is awful Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesThis episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)The "JACKIE WATCHES STUFF Fan Rendition of the Star Wars Theme" was written and composed by Sean Flynn, and performed by the JACKIE WATCHES STUFF House Band.The JACKIE WATCHES STUFF House Band is: Kazoo I: Sean FlynnKazoo II: Sean FlynnBass Kazoo I: Sean FlynnMarimba: Sean Flynn Half-moon tambourine: Sean FlynnMaraca: Sean FlynnLP Session Shaker: Sean FlynnSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Mel Van De Werfhorst (@melissavandew on Twitter) get caught up in the crazy world of drugs, money, and Quentin Tarantino's mind. Goes without saying that we leveraged the "explicit" tag on this one!Must-know:Coke is deadDon't go to the bathroomYou can remove blood from your car seats fairly easilyFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesThis episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Matt Lyles (@MattRLyles on Twitter and cinema blogger through COVID-19 on his blog Pandemic Flicks) are gonna need a bigger boat.Matt wrote his own blog about Jaws! Check it out here.Must-knows:DUN DUNI'll kill 'em for tenSmile you sonofabitchHere's what Jackie learned about real shark attacks: Well Said PodcastFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesThis episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie brings Amma Marfo (@ammamarfo on Twitter and Instagram, and blogger about comedy at The Interrobang) as her guest to several weddings... all featuring Adam Sandler with a mullet.Things that could have been brought to Jackie's attention yesterday:Incredible soundtrackIncredible costumingIncredible meatballs Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatchesThis episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Hillary Gardiner (@HilgarSays on Twitter) board the unsinkable Titanic! Must-know:Celine DionDraw me like one of your French GirlsUnsafe behavior, even BEFORE the boat sinks.Follow us on Twitter @JackieWatches This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Hillary Gardiner (@HilgarSays on Twitter) survive the sinking of the Titanic. Must-know:Third class has all the funThe Iceberg Is the true villainJack absolutely could have fit on the doorFollow us on Twitter @JackieWatches This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Sean Flynn (the producer of Jackie Watches Stuff) fly with Tom Cruise at Top Gun, and mourn Goose's death. Must-know:I feel the need....the need for speed!Awkward sex scenesMaverick maybe started a war?Follow us on Twitter: @JackieWatches This episode was produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek)Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)

Jackie and Paul Horton (@Paul_Horton45 on Twitter) take a day off with Matthew Broderick! Must-know:Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?Danke Shoen and Twist and Shout on a parade floatThe Sausage King of ChicagoThe ultimate fan theoryFollow us on Twitter: @JackieWatches This episode produced by Sean Flynn (@wxgeek on Twitter).Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/jackiewatchesstuff)