#MAFSAU #MAFS Married at First Sight Australia Recaps Reviews Season 9 2022 Kitzh and Kazandra

We finally have a guest speaker! R is in the house!!MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

OK, so K's laptop battery went flat so this episode will end *abruptly*. This is the level of professionalism you can expect from us going forward. So the ending of this episode is a bit weird and we missed the "tah tah" bit, our signature outro. So here goes:"Until then, my darlings......tahhhh taaaaaaahhhh!"MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy. MAFSAU

MAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

MAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

There will be two episodes today as we just talked and talked and talked so have decided to split the audio file for your listening pleasure xxMAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

There will be two episodes today as we just talked and talked and talked so have decided to split the audio file for your listening pleasure xxMAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

IMPORTANT: Kitzh and Kazandra would like to acknowledge how unhinged this episode is. We are siting white wine and Lemsip as the core cause. Tee hee :)MAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

MAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

MAFSAU MAFS Australia 2023 Married at First Sight Australia podcast. Comedy.

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar. Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to to discuss all things pop culture

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Would you allow a barperson's fingers all over your lemon garnish just so you could demand they "remove the carcass" loudly at the bar? (As in would you, please? And report back to us)In summary....- What would you choose: Champagne, Lexapro or Nose Beers?- Kyle and Erika have a Penthouse-pet-style-leg-twirl-off but old leachy drunken ladies are the worst and just stop with the mopping-the-floor-with-your-vagina, mom - Just leave the flowers for the bar staff and none of this bad stuff will happen- Is Gnocchi pronounced NOKKY or NO-KEY?-  We all have our relationship breaking point and it could be the Turkey stuffing.... it could be a shopping list.- Did Diana sell her $87M house cos she kept losing people? - Rinna visits Diana and they're sniggering and snickering all psycho so maybe there is some truth in dem 'ol rumours?- Some people may say Sutton forced her guests to wade through a treacherous swamp. Others might say it's a slightly moist lawn (*wink wink*)

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to loosely talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills RHOBH S12 Episode 6 and a whole lotta other drama.In summary....- There are some very high maintenance breasts out there - Jeffry Kung is a legit pop star and yet so mysterious- Diana sends an oddly specific group text- Oliver is just fine (and also juuust fiiiiiinnnnee)- Diana prioritises handbags over everything else would be much easier if she only had one like a regular woman -Kathy doesn't attend Garcelle's party as 'Pasadena'- Sheree is definitely auditioning for this show - "Jenny" was a hit song in the 80's and it's nice to see it referenced even now- Erika does like her spicy marguaritas

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to loosely talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills RHOBH S12 Episode 6 and a whole lotta other drama.SO many questions....- What technique do you use to mix drinks ?- Is a doctor's wife exactly the same as a money-embezzler's wife?- How many margaritas are appropriate on a mini bus? - How much fake tan should you apply before sitting on a beige couch that isn't yours?- What exactly would you do to escape a gaggle of women and Celine Dion's swan songs?- Why would anyone even consider a threesome containing *Rob*?- How many of you would date a "Billy Bob Thornton" type?  

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar. Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to loosely talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills RHOBH S12 Episode 6 and a whole lotta other drama. In summary:- Have you seen giant moths in Melbourne ? - Have easy does surfing look?- Is Kyle using this to pose for her new show #theagency #BuyingBeverlyHills- So many dinners and not a lot of eating.- What type of crier are you? - Will Mint be the new #VeryPeri #Pantone colour of the year? - Which came first #Room23 or #theMadame - Forced group holidays and dinners = drinks, shouting and tears. - Lexapro is the new #housewives favourite #valium   

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar. Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to to discuss all things pop culture

Bling Empire season 2 episode 8 recap after show podcastBattle Royale "The Season Finale"Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things on the latest #blingempire episodes

Bling Empire Season 2 Episode 7 recap after show podcastThe Truth HurtTwo reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things on the latest #blingempire episodes

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things on the latest #blingempire episodes

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things on the latest #blingempire episodes

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.  Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things #celebrity apprentice and pop culture

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.   Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things #celebrity apprentice and pop culture

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.  Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things pop culture

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar.   Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to discuss all things pop culture

Two reality tv obsessives chat at their #moistnag #mescal bar. Come hang with us over a cheese platter decorated with eucalyptus leaves as we get our #BDIs and #judgypants on to to discuss all things pop culture

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter. It's not about the pasta !!Approx times: Bling Empire S2 Episode 4 - 0-28 minutesRHOBH S12 Episode 5 - From 28 minutesIn summary:(TBC)

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- #KatyPerry and #KitzhandKazandra drive up #menulog sales- Who would you like to see on the next ad? DM us - Guerilla marketing is all about the (meat)balls- Celebrities don't like to eat in front of cameras- Benji is pretty well qualified in everything, even as a budgy smuggler wearing PM - The boardroom kicks off and Bryan Adams gets caught in the middle Then- The #theinspiredunemployed are guest judges and everyone is fangirling over them - Darren and Ronnie bond over his crotch - Being a comedian is hard yet no one listens to Jean - The Shark circles the Goat in pool - Does anyone really keep their enemies close? - The lime green cactus #ducati colour looks devine on #janineallis- K is still laughing at Lord Sugar's jokes 

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter. It's not about the pasta !!In summary:

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- There's lots of news about #MAFSAU updates with #onlyfans and #podcasts and Bruce not getting radio jobs- #Sellingsunet Chrishell wins and has a threeway hug!!- The #RHOD Real Housewives of Dubai has dropped and it's Caroline Stanbury !!!- Lots of #ladiesoflondon backstory and you really need to google this stuff, it's beyond ....- #ourfather is a dark dark tv show which K loves but he's a gross prick- Carrie Bickmore and her husband Mr Bickmore might be exhibitionists- Everything I know about love on Stan is delightful and please watch it and discuss- Turns out no-one is grating cheese during this episode

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- Everyone pulls an all-nighter to create a kids book and performance and who over 30 ever does that????- Ronnie has a "family emergency" so isn't there ... at all really- Willie Woody don't have a lot of winning ideas in this comp- Nothing beats a dog-pissing-everywhere story and don't we all know that? - There's lots of colouring in to do and we can relate- Darren petrifies kids- Turia has a naughty and bitchy side and we fully support then - Andrew Daddo is the voiceover artist !!!! YAY!!!-  Turia says everything is "poor" in the condition report and don't we all? - Jean wants a run sheet and Darren doesn't - Everyone should watch Below Deck cos they always have champagne on arrival- There are "respectful" stripteases and Heather is confused- Ronnie is worried someone is overboard but it's just nose beers- Carla is sick of that old man questioning her work ethic- Amy is still fully over it and doesn't even show up for this one

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- A new member/ intruder appears and it's Amy Shark and she says "hi" and she's a Taurus ready to mess this joint up- The teams need to design an intimate apparel range and this is the best episode ever- Beck's team decide to do a bamboo bare line and the Ravi the Tailor/ designer sabotages that idea- The most hilarious fashion show ever in the history of the world happens and- K quite fancies Darren with the eyeliner and capeThen- Everything must go!!! in a liquidation sale !!- Amy wants to stab herself in the eye with a fork and regrets this gig- Ronnie calls John who buys $720 worth of toilet paper which is a good deal these days- Benji Marshall is fully famous and who (outside of Sydney) knew that??- Ronnie thinks no-one knows about his alliance with Becks ..... but Turia is all over it- Iloni knows his skill set yet keeps his shirt on

Two (well, ONE today) reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.After a lot of procrastination here it is! Loved the series but were there just too many holes in this episode?? Let me know! Like, really really let me know your thoughts on this last episode - did it resolve things for you? Was it too obvious? Were there many things left unresolved eg did I mention a North Korean was left in the boot of a car????

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties  with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- Jackson and Olivia are on the rocks and is it a set up? #MAFSAU- #RHOBH is wonderful and let's go through episode 3- Bling Empire is also FABULOUS and let's talk about s2 episode 2- Lizzo's watch out for the big grrrls is not confronting at all and is all about love and support- Angelyne is Shameless *wink wink*- Madonna and child *another wink wink*- Paris Hilton has done a Menulog ad just like Kim K did- Amber Heard and Johnny Depp, I mean .....

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- Lord Sugartits is stripping the celebrity status for a scavenger hunt but there will still be an entire camera crew so....- Will and Woody get voted in as Project Managers really only because Darren hates Jarrod- Gamble describes Ronnie as a dickhead and true dat, though could he also be an internal superstar model?- Potato Garlic balls at Clem's Chicken Shop are very expensive- Gianconda shiraz causes some problems- Everyone has been sucked in by an infomercial or two at some point and no shame in that- Lord Sugartits gives the former fired people a second chance and there are surprises in that one- Vince is a very "passionate" Director- Carla nails it as Director and is profesh until she rubs oil on an employee- Gamble's green dress with feathers is best on ground...ever- Fairfield markets in Western Sydney is a bit beneath Jarrod- Will and Woody have some bad ideas- We should all channel our "Inner Gladys" like Carla does- Benji is a big deal in Western Sydney and is getting paid more than anyone else

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties  with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- #RHOBH Receipt Offender- The Elton event thing comes up again and again- Is it a pancake cake or a crepe cake? - We don't think this was Harry's real 70th birthday party- Erika is on some retinoids/ endorphins/ meds- Diana is divine but there some serious rumours going on- Sutton seems confused#Blingempire Season 2, Episode 1:- Kevin is still fine but not as fine as he was- He has stains on his sheets and grrr- Anna doesn't choose her jewellery, jewellery chooses her- Anna and Jaimie are practically the same person- Jessey and Cherie have some unknown history- Paris week is exhausting, says super rich Christine- Mimi does throw the most amazing parties- Christine doesn't give Anna the vagina herbs#theflightattendant is over and there wasn't the twists we wantedKourtney and Travis got married and it was spectacular in a sponsored wayThere's a Fendi and Versace collab and "yes please" #FendaceThe Way Down is a creepy culty show that we're totally into

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- Darren decides to split the ep 1 money with Turia and that's nice-  There's some alleged bikie history with Jodi Gordon- They're still split into boys and girls groups and is this 1979?- There's a food delivery challenge and it doesn't go well for anyone- Loni recognises his skill set - There's a "wellness retreat" challenge and it all seems a bit suss- The wellness guests all wear white and don't get what they're expecting- Cushions are stolen and what exactly is "un Australian??"

Two (well, ONE today) reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.Theories:- Grace met Dot whilst in the military, Dot got Grace out of the military (aka CIA theory – sticking point is that Grace says she will go to jail and she wouldn't if the CIA were instructing her)- Buckley/ Felicks is Jenny's boyfriend and is in with the North Koreans (Buckley theory)- The North Koreans helped get Grace out of the military and she's now working for them (Nth Korea theory)- Cherry has been assisting the North Koreans and is also a double. Grace does the killing and Cherry just a courier eg Berlin (Cherry theory)- Miranda is somehow orchestrating this (Miranda theory...albeit unlikely)- Cassie is actually doing all the killings and is in with both the CIA and Nth Koreans (also unlikely .. Cassie theory)- Esteban and Gabrielle are in with Grace and the North Koreans (Gabrielle theory)- Benjamin has been orchestrating everything with an accomplice (Cherry? Officer Jones? Grace?) (Benjamin theory)- Officer Jones was in with the North Koreans, with Grace assisting (comment only)My biggest question is - what is the motive behind the killings of Berlin man, the two CIA analysts, Officer Jones and the two Koreans? Are they linked or not?I think the reasoning for the killings will help answer who and why they are framing Cassie.- The CECILIA theory ….. but she's pregnant (remember the olive oil bottle, cold pressed)-  ANNIE Theory

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- Ronnie says he has no shame and actually ends up making heaps of cash- Beck says she's a "sass-hole" and we believe her - Do we think Lord Sugar and Nick are "Geezers"??- Jarrod Scott is a bit grumpy and stuff- Did you know the Scottish brought sex, golf and whiskey to the world? Neither did we. - Gamble does stretches and possibly shags people to get free stuff (alleged) and don't we just love her?!!!- Beck has either a Korean, Milk Cream or Face Cream business- There was some kind of helicopter with a goat- The kissing the meerkat thing and "I'll have that over him" thing is a bit rapey- Despite having glam drag queens and Gamble around, Samantha Jade and Phil from Human Nature sing "Amazing Grace" and that's so wrong and depressing- Geoffrey Edelsten was in the crowd despite being dead and so happy Brynne Edelsten has just had a baby girl- The truck is in the way and why exactly is that a problem?- Natasha Young the Executive Assistant is fabulous as always and probably wearing Cappelazzo Couture -  They make an obscene amount of money but still not enough to buy a house in an Australian city - Gamble is more glamorous but Beck gets her tits out ....who will get fired ??

Two reality TV obsessives discuss TV and popular culture.  Just like hanging with your besties with some mescal and a eucalyptus leaf cheese platter.In summary:- Eurovision had a "post pandemic" theme but thank god for bowl haircuts- NASA (the space thing) has been sending dick pics to aliens as a security measure- MAFSAU update post season    Selina wears a wedding dress and why?    Olivia wears no pants and good on her    Daniel admits past roid rage and we picked that    Dom and Ella are best mates and that's great    Brent and Al are besties and accidentally miss a flight to LA ... or do they? - Selling Sunset post season update   The GFlip video    Mary, Jason and Romaine are in bed together    Season 6 will happen with Christine which is ace- THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS !!!!     Season 12, Episode 1  "The Break in"    Dorit allegedly fears for her life and what a performance    Garcelle and Erika aint buying it either- K gets sexually assaulted by a golden retriever in JJ Holland Park and it's no joke (but also conflictingly funny at the same time)

Two (well, one today) reality TV obsessives discuss The Flight Attendant Season 2 (HBO Max and Foxtel).  Just like hanging with your best friends, talking TV.

Two (well, one today) reality TV obsessives discuss The Flight Attendant Season 2 (HBO Max and Foxtel).  Just like hanging with your best friends, talking TV.

Two reality TV obsessives discuss Selling Sunset on Netflix, Season 5 2022.  Just like hanging with your best friends, talking TV.In summary:- Chelsea addresses her accent and talks a lot- Christine isn't there which kinda sucks- Vanessa says Emma's empanadas aren't real and Emma will murder- Jason is upset and it's heartbreaking - Chrishell is in a video and is again dating her boss- Amanza zooms in for 12 seconds- Emma is single and mingling- Maya talks professional dress code