Not For Nothin'

Chris thinks it's Shark Week, but we're just happy it's Juneteenth. Do we even know what each of our national holidays are really for? Chris recaps his dude-ranch vacation in Montana. Chris realizes how stupid Pickleball is. Also what the hell was the standardized tests, those were pointless right? Kris recaps the Pee Wee doc, and also recommends Love & Mercy. Then we tackle the WNBA & the Caitlin Clark non-scuffle. We also talk about the NBA Finals which neither of us watch. That makes us the Stephen A. Smith of podcasts then?

This one is all over the place. But it's hot out and the allergies are running wild. So this is what you get.

Chris has the craziest idea you could ever imagine and it's really pissed Kris off. Which leads us to the NBA Playoffs of course. Can the Knicks pull off the craziest of comebacks? Do we want them to in the best interests of the NBA championship? Maybe we all need to be Pacers fans at this point. Oh and also the WNBA season is awesome this year. You can't want more than that.

we took a little hiatus, but we're back you sons of bitches. We're marvel at opening week of the WNBA season. We give praise to the Knicks, but also to the Pacer. Yeah, we're playing both sides. Kris revisits the two huge trades that are impacting the payoffs as well. We raise our beers to the legend Norm!

For this episode we're highway men. We also talk GI Joe, comics, etc. But our true passion for today at least, is our favorite highways. But just don't get us started on those damn parkways. Those can go straight to hell. Oh, also we talk a little NBA Playoffs. I guess we need to talk some sports.

It's the movie review episode. Scary movies, sequels, even the ads before main feature in the theater. We do it all. We review the WNBA draft and get hyped for Malonga! Then we feel our way through the NBA playoffs. That's it. That's the show.

We're both really grinding our gears on this show. But we also praise one of our all time favorites, Val Kilmer. Actually, we also celebrate two legends of the WNBA Sue Bird & Elena Delle Donne, while also praising the success and awesomeness of the Unrivaled league. Then we throw in some hockey and NBA playoffs as well. Maybe this episode isn't so grindy after all.

Chris has a problem with Boston, again. Oh and also commercials when you pause your favorite shows. Then we discuss torpedo bats and who were picking to win the world series. Wouldn't it be fun if the two teams without a home stadium would be in it? We try to decide if we are excited for the NBA playoffs. But we are excited for the coming WNBA season, that's for sure. To end it all, Kris grinds his gears with the NFL and their stupid rules and trying to ban the tush push.

Chris is cosplaying in Kansas City. We celebrate the greatness of George Foreman and his grill. We get a little heated on the the tourney chalk. Is there a bright side to the Giants QB mess? and a little NBA talk to finish this one off.

Chris is in Kansas City and he's got the BBQ Blues. We have a stupid argument about Fats Domino and the blues. Then we try to figure out which actors filmography we've watched the most movies. We have two very different responses. Then we break down the entire tournament bracket by bracket... nah not really we don't really care this year, but we'll just watch and enjoy.

Kris is back and regales us all with stories from the Caribbean...and also getting groped by the Curacaoan airport security. At least there wasn't a cavity search. Chris is concerned for the future of social media stars. Then we move on to what the hell is going on in NFL free agency. Then we laugh at the Orland Magic Hall of Fame. It's a joke. Then we call out the MLB Commissioner for being cuck.

Kris is out! Cold Cuts and RJ are IN. And the Knicks Lament is back. This one has a powerful "twist" as the fellas brief us on what the (then) current state of Knicks fandom is, how high are their hopes, why Hubie Brown is the best coach of all time, and MORE! Oh, not before everyone pours one out for Gene Hackman and his under appreciated starring role in the sports movie classic "Radio" - pronounced with a hard R. So buckle up and shake the monkeys paw with us!

It's drunk trivia Tuesday! Is your home town the drunkest city in your state? Let's find out! We don't show, but tell about old photos from our past. Sorry for our eyes only. We have some good news & better news about MLB. We debate potential expansions teams for the WNBA. Then we feel bad for Knicks fans. No seriously. We're being sincere. Honestly.

These two might have taken a few too many gummies. This episode is all about changes man and it's giving them the blues. They do get into best soundtracks of all time and how chris would rather listen to a podcast ranking things than listen to the actual blues. It worth the listen. Then they ramble on about NBA All-star weekend, SNL50. We need more change!

Subculture community of nerds unite! Listen we're in our post-Super Bowl hangover. So we take a leisurely stroll down memory lane and through this episode. It is what it is.

We celebrate our 500th episode in style. By not doing a damn thing expect for talk about nothing. And no, Kris isn't even wearing his leather pants. We literally recap a movie from 1996, the club (also from the 90's) - it's a lock for your steering wheel. But at least we do talk about gambling and the Super Bowl.

Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free Millions of peaches, peaches for me Millions of peaches, peaches for free (Look out!) Someone's excited for the return of Pete Carroll And WNBA Free Agency Madness!!!

Is there a meme for how memes should die off? Beating a dead horse perhaps? Chris honors the legendary cracker winner, Dick Trickle. Kris has his annual rant about the stupid baseball hall of fame. How do they keep screwing this all up? All that & so much more. Plus NFL Conference Championship picks!

Great another stupid biopic for these two to trash. But they'd rather see this than Dylan. Kris praises this new Unrivaled league. WNBA better step the F up! Chris rants & raves on just about everything. Then they make their NFL Divisional Round picks.

Ep. 496 Not For Nothin' NFL Wild Card Weekend by Kris & Chris

After taking a week off to honor the sweet baby jesus, we're ringing in the new year by being as morbid as possible. We say good bye to a few, discuss Chris's idea about just killing all old people at a certain age and women having a sex with robots. What's more morbid than that. Eventually we finish off the 2024 regular season, picking every game of week 18 of the NFL.

We dive into our underwear and Chris might go back to being a briefs guy, cause he's an old man apparently. Kris has a dynamite NBA trade that'll knock your socks (or underwear) off. They say good-bye to an NBA legend. Oh, yeah no he didn't die...yet. He's just really old and will stop doing broadcast soon. Kris thinks Russell Wilson ruined young QBs. Then at the end a not so brief segment picking week 16 NFL games. Merry F'in Xmas to those who care.

We start it off with the winter blues, therapy and conspiracy theories. Kris gets an early Christmas present, confirmation from two pilots that he could land an airplane. Maybe that'll get him in the Xmas spirit. Then we discuss nepotism and Bill Belichick, really a perfect combination. Then as always finish it off picking every week 15 game in the NFL. Can we skip week 14 next time? Boof.

You remember the good old days of Ronald Reagan impressions? We sure do. Chris does a deep dive on the Peanuts voice actors, Kris does a comedy review, plus a bonus of a documentary and he explains he's dream with Chris in it. Then it's time to talk football and picks every damn game for week 14. They're actually doing pretty good! Did I just jinx them? I think I did.

We almost ignore Thanksgiving and decide to discuss skiing etiquette which also leads to airports. Ugh, right? Then we just go about our business of making ever single damn pick in the NFL for week 13. Happy Thanksgiving to all you participate.

Ep. 490 Not For Nothin' 2024 NFL Week 12 Picks by Kris & Chris

We lament Kris massively poor election prediction. Then we meander our way through hot wheels and into comedy again. Then we run the hurry up and make our week 11 NFL predictions.

It's an election day special show! Okay, instead we try to figure out what kind of stand up comedian we would be. Chris regales us with his stories of Disney on Ice. Then we pick week 10 games. That's all we got on a Tuesday.

It's the scariest episode yet. We're over the scary Halloween schtick. Let's get back to the silly fun gay Halloween. The only thing worse might be wearing a costume on a work zoom meeting. How dumb is that? Anyway, thank god baseball is over with and the Yankees lost, hahahahahaha. Chris has another round of trivia for Kris. Then we talk early season NBA and finish it all off with NFL week 9 picks.

We celebrate Chris's birthday with a pizza party! We deal with some audio issues - the ghost on the shell I guess. We go deep into game 5 of the WNBA Finals, and what comes next for the whole league. Then let's gamble on the NFL week 8, we've totally got this thing figured out by now.

It's a day to celebrate and honor the greatest living gambling of all time, Mr Perfect himself. K-Kris. Just let him have this okay. He went 14-0 for week 6 picks. He needs it bad. We also talk about sports - the WNBA Finals, and make week 7 picks, but that's not important. What is, is basking in the glory that is Mr. Perfect. NYC really should make this day forever known as Mr. Perfect day.

You wanna listen to a podcast about how we didn't have AC growing up? Then you're in the right place. Kris asks who are the "one-hit wonders of TV & film. Chris has another round of sports trivia. We live and die with the WNBA Finals...can the NY Liberty win their first chip? Then we bet on every single damn NFL game for week 6. maybe these two should just give it a rest.

We break down pumpkin spice season and then try to invite the next big spice breakout. We give a lot of love to Dikembe Mutombo and Kris Kristofferson. Moving on to sports are we sad that Pete Rose died? NO. Are we sad that the Nova Knicks never happened? Yeah. Chris has another trivia question for Kris. Unfortunately it's baseball. They make time for the WNBA playoffs because that's the most important topic of all of sports. Then they ramble on which might have been cut for time, then finish off with NFL week 5 picks. They still suck at this.

Chris & Kris took their wives to a Liberty playoff game. How romantic. Shut up! All four of them had the best time. So what else are they gonna talk about besides that and the NFL and how bad they are at gambling on each game. Don't expect anything more.

We once again have fun with flags. Chris is making progress and almost there on picking out his house flag. Oddly enough Chris might be making progress on becoming a Parrot head. That one might be a little further away. We try to preview the WNBA playoffs, discuss Portland as an expansion. Then we do another round of trivia to see how smart Kris really is (or isn't). We finish it off with week 3 picks of the NFL season.

Chris phones it in from vacation. But all that Carolina dreaming seems to be swaying him into becoming a Jimmy Buffett fan. Kris gets hot and steamy over idiots who run the WNBA. Then they wrap it up (finally) by picking all of the NFL week 2 games.

Football is back!

Chris went to the county fair & watched the pigs race. Literally, not the metaphorical kind you might be thinking of. Kris brings up some WNBA stuff and then we get to the good stuff. Our annual NFL season preview! We really brought our A-game this time. J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!!!

This one could have been AI generated and you would never have known the difference. There's a whole lot of nothing going on so make sure you listen very carefully. Anyway next week is their big NFL season preview and that's what really matters.

We wrap up the Olympics, what we liked and thought was utterly and completely stupid. Kris shares his bear experience. It was more Yogi Bear than Cocaine bear, but still pretty nerve wracking. There is some more talking but who's really listening anyways. Just enjoy what the rest of what little summer we have left.

Kris is back from being Euro-trash, while Chris can't figure out his new computer. They catch each other up on dining in nice restaurants, sexy white wine in Europe, the Olympics and other sports. Then Chris finishes the episode off with a nude beach story for the ages. You will enjoy.

Guess who's back, back again? Jake Burrow Cosden and his sweet bleached tips are here to fill in for the traveling K-Kris. This week we talk more about the same sh*t we talked about last week, but in greater detail. So if in depth coverage of a fight that happened at a wedding 15 years ago is your cup of tea, well then friend, you have come to the right tea party. Oh and we talk about New Orleans a lot too.

Kris is in Europe eating licorice and baguette while Chris stays stateside and grinds out a pod with the lovely guest host, Jake Cosden. The first 15 min is just Chris frustratingly trying to rererecord the intro, so feel free to jump ahead. Then the lovely Jake comes through with smoothed out comedy gold. Some real hits in this if you can get past the soccer slog. Poddy By Jake, if you will. You can find Jake and his comedy stylings @jzelegance or wherever moustaches are sold

We do our patriotic duty and talk about fast food menus, sports and a whole bunch of other stuff I think...I gotta go jump in a pool.

We talk Jimmy Buffett action figures, a Saturday morning-style cartoon about Death Row Records, strip clubs and the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders documentary. Oh and then of course we talk about the WNBA and the NBA Draft. Because sports, right?!

Ep. 470 Not For Nothin' What We Can't Get Past by Kris & Chris

Missed us? We had a little free time this week to share stories of the road...rage. And boy does it take us down a long and winding road before we get to sports. Of course we have to give our takes on the Caitlin Clark nonsense, and the WNBA season before we ask WTF is going on with the NBA Finals. then we end it with a rant about the Tom Brady retirement money grab event.

We start off joking around about the Boy Scouts of America...we are joking right? Right? Chris is actually watching a superhero show & a cartoon at that? What the hell is going on? Then he tried to convince Kris (for the 2nd time), to watch Baz Luhrmans Romeo & Juliet. Nobody wants to watch that trash. Kris bring up BORG drinking and stupid cocktails they used to drink in their youth. Then it's all complaining about the NBA Playoffs. Only good thing they have to talk about is the WNBA.

Chris shares his dream about the Beach Boys and Kris. What does it mean? That Kris has the answer...The Beach Boys suck. That's the only answer. Then we decide if it's too early to worry about the NY Liberty. We preview the rest of the WNBA and get into the NBA playoffs.

Chris breaksdown...the new Pearl Jam album, then praises their best album ever, Vitalogy. Kris agrees as usual. Kris thinks gambling has gone too far when Dave & Buster get involved. We go over and bemoan the NBA playoffs and the inept refs. Do we really care who won the MVP voting (please say no, please). We point out the BS about BS and then praise Candace Parker. Finally Chris almost spoils the ending to the show Sugar. Oh it's a doozy!

The boys go on another long strange trip, again. Chris needs another Sixers therapy session, but tries to act like he's moved past it. We give all the flowers to the GOAT and the true CP3 - Candice Parker. Kris comes with a smoking hot take who the new Lakers coach is going to be. We finish off this episode by roasting the roast of Tom Brady.